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old thread hit limit
>20 y.o. heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive >Gets by acting like a lost soul online>Has every mental/physical illness under the sun>She started dating her 35 year old boyfriend before she was 18, calls him daddy>has a following of impressionable young girls who shes convinced to 'help her' during this 'tough time' in her life>romanticizes the hell out of her nasty addiction but rants on the internet how vile it is to do so>"i'm not trying to be courtney love!" >tries to be exactly like courtney love>loves to share her filthy life on the internet, including awful photos of her cats laying in filth and used needles
LATEST DEVELOPMENT:>lurch's infidelity?
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from old thread, lurch is hitting up hot girl fb accounts
apparently beekman place is a street near manhattan. is that luna's dad's apartment? or where lurch goes to shoot up/get away from luna? either way, things aren't looking good for chief aerola here
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Luna's probably really regretting getting her fiance on facebook now. Part of me hopes this makes her leave him so she could maybe get her life together. She's still so young and its not too late. Lurch is a lost cause though.
this must be painful for luna, her tits can't measure up
>plenty of cash and party favors>let's take you shopping
meanwhile they're taking shit from trash bins and cars
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guys… what the fuck is wrong with him?
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I felt bad for her and I sent her screenshots. This his her reply. That's fucking sad.
that is so fucking sad, man. I think luna is really lulzy but I do feel bad for her. hopefully she will be able to get rid of that guy soon. she doesn't need his shit and tbh he's one of the biggest reasons why she's so fucked. she was super young when they met after all.
btw, don't ever let this type of shit be ok with you, anons. people pretend to be blind because of ~love~, loneliness or codependency but this shit isn't worth it. especially in a situation like shit when your SO is sexually irresponsible and can give you a serious STD you don't deserve. I've seen this happen to a couple friends and is horribly sad.
sage because no one asked for my fucking advice.
Yeah good god what a fucking mess.
You know he's gonna kick her to the curb one day.
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Ugh, her makeup is so gross and cakey. Reminds me of someone trying to apply thick makeup to a corpse to hide lividity.
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lmao there was actually no need to tip the cow. The lurch is so not-so-subtle about openly flirting with other girls so it's impossible Luna didn't know at least some instance of it. And she won't do anything because she clearly has no concept of self-respect.
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Oh god sweet pat, the lady with cancer got Luna gifts she doesn't deserve
her dad lives 2 blocks from time square, she complained about walking. He doesn't live in Beekman place…its very expensivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beekman_Place
I bet lurch wishes his father was actually this successful in real estate.http://www.theschumacher.com
Remember he's from a wealthy town (short hills nj). Lurch's dad/roger probably fucked up really badly at some point.
no idea, but
his Facebook says he went to high school in Short Hills Nj, which is a very wealthy town and there was mention of roger working in real estate back in the day.
lurch calls it his "family's home" in the fb screenshot. he's prob lying to impress the girl (like what he said about the yacht/money in general), but it's possible he has some ties w that place since they share the same name
damn, i'm curious. so basically both luna and lurch come/came from wealth. lmao. gotta love dat unawareness of privilege, especially since she was jealously hating on bryce for her own wealthy family
But what if she has both?
Them Succulent tiddies could have even bigger ones! Imagine the joy! Imagine the glory! Chief would be in in heaven, no more Heroin needed!
Too bad that angel pin isn't solid gold so you could pawn it for dope money. Amiright Tuna?
But in all seriousness who is Pat to her? Maybe she'll help this dumb bitch realize what a shitshow her life is and encourage her to turn it around.
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They reminds me Frank and Monica from Shameless.
Yeah you're right (season 7 finale was great). But they've send the same crack/heroin/scam/theft vibes to me.
sage for OT(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Ew? Why would she post that? Who the fuck cares about her nasty unwashed bacteria ridden shit.
And dumb bitch.. You probably can't pee because of the heroin use. But im sure you know this.
what is it about social media that makes people want to post shit like this?
i cant wait for her eventual yeast infection posts.
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How long do you think it'll take before this is filthy?
I know but I just wanted to make a stupid editing ;)
And we agree, Tuna & Easter-Island-Head are physically repulsive.
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She got more gifts than me this year but I'm not bitter cuz look how her giant hobbit feet are shoved into those slippers ew
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I'm so sure
I bet he stole them kek.
Anyways, do we know how tall Luna is? What about Lurch?
Wtf? They are not on backwards.
I'm 5'9 and I'm a size 7.5/8. Is that freakish?
no one wants to see pics of ugly big feet tho, so since she posts them, we're going to comment on them
i'm so happy w my size 6, all shoes look good on me
There was no need for you to talk about your feet?
Unecessary as hell lol
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since we're on the subject of luna's feet, it reminds me of a screenshot i saved from luna's old blog.
right, so "pretty".
I'm sure she's developing some awesome edema if not now then eventually. I'm pretty sure she doesn't drink enough water and her body has no choice but to retain it and displace it. Also since she can't pee… she's made that evident. She does not pee or poop.
God the things she feels the need to post on the internet.. at least it's amusing to us. She has no other worth tbh..
I literally said that before AND the admins told them to stop.
Like the point is she shoved her feet in those ugly ass slippers that don't fit then posted a gross picture on the internet. That's the milk.
I think they finally changed their bedding???!!!? Omg
Naturally already bloodstained but still.
In three years she might change them again.
Surely living like that makes her sad? I mean when your bedding smells worse than a public toilet after 60 drunks have used it and is gritty with filth to boot you'd notice even if you were raised in a gross house. She can't just not see the cat shit she's sleeping next to or the mould that will absolutely be coating the grout in her shower and kitchen. It's not possible to not see it even if you're accustomed to being disgusting.
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gem from her twitter account (she's not using twitter anymore :()
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i laughed so hard I almost choked looool
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eh? I tried looking for episodes I could remember, I vaguely remember one about finding a strippers body badly burned on top of this giant light on the top of the building, but couldn't find a screencap or name of the episode.
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I tried looking too. Why is it so hard to find?? It happens in like half the episodes!
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She truly does wish to be Wendy, doesn't she? She pulls that look off at least.
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i cant really tell if there's a halo of gems around the main piece. i'm sure it doesn't, but i can't help but think the blurriness is hiding it.
at any ratehttps://www.etsy.com/listing/253701483/rose-gold-engagement-ring-cubic-zirconia
Looks to be very close
This hefty boy is what i would wrongfully guess if i could confirm the halohttps://www.etsy.com/listing/466114975/white-sapphire-ring-rose-gold-engagement
even if they stole and hustled he would never drop that much on her.
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A bit OT, but people kept posting about how amazing Bryce is in the old thread, and mentioned her again in this one. Someone posted her tumblr URL in the old one, so I looked at her page to see what the hell was the big deal about this person and this is what I found.
What the fuck did I just read, and why is Bryce such an amazing person in the Luna story??
Spoilered for size(newfaggotry)
can someone screenshot the best ones
i don't have fb
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Its pretty much a bunch of weird shit like that.. Complimenting porn bots and telling them how "beautiful" their tits are. All way prettier than Luna and in better shape. Obviously his comments aren't jokes like Luna claims. There are a ton of them. She's pathetic as fuck for overlooking this and making excuses for him.
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This was his comment on some chicks ass. I wonder what lunas problem is that she's ok with him posting comments like this? She's probably just with him for the drugs. Lol at their "engagement".
has he stopped commenting since that anon >>220194
told luna about it last week?
his most recent comment was on December 23rd.
I Can just see Luna confronting him about it… "Uwu daddy please stop youre making me look bad online".
Or maybe she thinks his comments will make people feel bad for her and she thinks sympathy=cash/useless gifts.
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I'm laughing so hard
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lurch is a possible paedo– check out this comment … posting the original pic next
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THAT GIRL DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A TWENTY YEAR OLD.
She looks sixteen, at most. Lurch is fucking disgusting.
Sage for tinfoil hat
But I bet he's gonna use her to bait a younger girl or has her convinced those comments are "actually jokes" (that's just embarrassing)
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That's a new cat
Fuck this makes me mad.
I bet they stole it.
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Hahahaha Luna ft. giant areola. Lmao
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Wait… This is the junk room cat, not the black one.
Hmm. Either way I don't think she got a new cat. Does she have 3 cats…? I always thought she did but then she started only talking about Smoky.
I made it with love, so glad you liked it anons.
Hoping for a milky 2017 with Luna
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This is kindof old… But OMG.
Hypnosis of Luna by a molester/creep/pervert(there are several reviews claiming this) 'doctor'…. WHAT?!?!
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What kind of doctor is open until midnight?
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follows kylie jenner dreaming of the perfect rich celebrity life
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Hes a gun dealer, apparently. He probably has all these shady side businesses out of his "mediation service" office.
maybe she's getting wise?
She never accepted me either. lol
@whoever is following her: has she posted anything recently? Or has she been dopesick and MIA.
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Don't feel like cappin each dumb photo I guess her high school friend @rlyblonde decided to hang with her I can imagine she didn't do drugs all day though
It looks like she gained weight…
And what.. No repulsive tounge licking new years picture with chief? ..Hanging out with HS friends again?
Dare I say maybe she got clean?
I know I gained a shitton of weight real fast when I got clean..
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She wears really unflattering dresses too she really only looks thin when she shows off her waist. And her face is kind of tiny but her hair is so big.
Obligatory pic related
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she didn't gain weight, she's always been a fatty blob
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Not sure what's worse. Her arms, her ass or that dirty door frame.
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Ugh I feel sad bc we lost the most entertaining source of junkie milk
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Same shitty smile in the bathroom
Jesus she's a junkie, the least she could do is not be fat.
It's ez when you're on crack Luna.
Me too ugh come back tuna >>232106
I know I feel like she'd have to be thin by now unless she eats way more than we think she does cuz she's absolutely sedentary.
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this reads like a copy pasta
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Looks like she's currently at her dad's.
Matthew is e-begging now?!?!?! Hahahaha. He sounds just as pathetic as Luna. >I haven't slept in four days because of this impending doom>cant even really eat a proper meal
Cant eat, cant sleep, cant pay rent. #JUNKIEPROBLEMS!
Sucks, huh? But that dope sure does feel good.
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This Errol Gluck is a lolcow in his own right. After reading some of his reveiws, I can't look away. He's completely batshit
"Dr. Errol Gluck said he could hypnotize me into eating less and losing weight. Not only did it not work, but he lied to me about the following.
1. He told me he could get me a job doing voiceover work for a big budget movie that was in production. It make absolutely no sense, because I have a massive speech problem.
2. He told me he could get one of his clients in the clothing business to buy my tee shirt designs.
3. He told me his client ran the Strand Bookstore and could get me a job there.
4. He insisted that I buy "prescription strength" nutritional supplements from him at high prices.
5. He tried to get me to take prescription drugs. When I told him "only an MD can prescribe drugs" he answered "my father's an MD, I can get them through him."
6. He told me he had a doctorate in theology, giving him clergy privilges. I said "what if someone admits to sexually abusing kids?" He replied "then I'll just kill them myself."
7. He told me he had a gun trader's license and was starting an arms dealing business in South Africa, and wanted to send me there as an employee. I told him "you've got to be crazy, people get killed there" and he answered "it'll be okay, I have a guy that was a Navy SEAL, he'll go with you." I still wasn't convinced, and I said "you're a hypnotist, why not make even more money hypnotizing the soldiers into not being afraid of the enemy?" His reply to that was "listen, you have your hobbies, and I have mine."
At this point I discontinued our "therapy." I'd kept going to his sessions for a year because I wanted those jobs he promised. But the $250 price per session would've been too much. I'd love to recover the money, and fortunately, I paid with a credit card so there's a record of the payments.
I contacted the NY State Office of Misconduct Enforcement, but since he's not licensed, there's nothing they can do. However, there were complaints about him for similar reasons in the last decade, and the information will be made available to official investigations.
I contacted the NY State Attorney General's Office of Consumer Fraud and have not heard back. If you've been cheated or lied to by Dr. Errol Gluck, contact this office and file a complaint.
Dr. Gluck may or may not have a PhD from an accredited university, but he's not licensed to practice anything, be it psychology, psychoanalysis, life coaching, hypnosis, etc. He eats while working with his clients (not very professional), talks to them about his personal life, and tried to get me to date his receptionist. Since he's not licensed, I'm not even sure how much of what goes on there is actually privileged"
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Yeah that can't possibly be her bathroom
Holding her arm like that also makes it look like her upper arm is smaller than her elbow (suh skinneeee) and makes her shoulders and biceps look less round, since they aren't smushed up against her sides like they would be when she's standing normally.
I think it's a poorly done skinny pose.
She is looking quite lumpy!
And yeah it looks like she's at her "evil" fathers house. Ill bet Matthew kicked her out because Theyre "short on rent". Or if she's there to steal and/or get money from him.
The part of Luna that hikes her track pants up over her sagging stomach and holds her arms out madly in order to make them appear a little less round knows that she can't make $10 camwhoring.
Hundreds of prettier girls are out there doing it and making next to nothing. Luna could get on camera and masturbate til her fingers bleed but there's not a soul who'd pay to see that. Lurch is the only one interested and he gets it for free.
im seriously wondering how she's supporting her heroin addiction now. she desperately begged so damn much on her old blog that i really can't see her stopping. is she stealing maybe? or hooking?
luna is too unattractive to cam. she would have to appeal to people with mombod fetishes… i don't see it happening
Loads of people agree that the things she 'finds in the bin' are stolen from either stores or people she knows. I think it's often the same story with her 'gifts' of a half-used lipstick or eyeshadow palette. Nobody gives someone rubbish like that but plenty of people steal a lipstick they like from a "friend". She may have been another gofundme scammer, and she's not above straight up begging for money on her blog, Instagram, and facebook.
She's never indicated she's worked a day in her life so I'd say she's mooching and stealing, then complaining loudly and publicly when she is t given enough charity to suit her liking.
Im sure Matthews father gets some sort of monthly check which I can see them taking from him (maybe telling him that its all going to his/their bills) and I wouldn't be surprised if Tuna and Chief also get some sort of monthly government check. Luna also gets foodstamps, which im sure she sells to shady people for cash. All that probably isn't enough for their $80+ a day habit though, so who knows. I wouldn't be surprised if she sucks dick for money/drugs for the both of them.
Oh, and I forgot about the money tunas dad gives her every month. Not sure how much that is though. Maybe she's begging more money out of him and iPad grandpa lately. And this Pat woman she's talked about, too.
I don't usually read this thread but I swear this picture creeps me out every time I scroll by. Like why are her eyes so wonky? What is that eyeliner? What the fuck are those lips? That microbiome under her pit? Is that a third arm growing out of her chest between her tit and the alien tattoo? Die she have _three_ hairy armpits? And why does her face look like it's in fucking 2D?
Sorry for the dumb post I'm high af right now
and continues to be high all the time>>235676
i'm not sure it's her eyes that are wonky, look at the eyebrows. they're drawn on badly, they don't sit right on the brow ridge
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Literally exactly what I posted but
This is so weird?!? Haha. He must be desperate and dopesick! I'd reply if I were you.. see what kind of milk flows.
I wonder about his situation with Luna atm. He probably kicked her out because she can't get him dope money and that's why she's currently at her dads. Tbh I can't stand this chick but id be glad to see her get away from sea creature. Hes a fucking creep.
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dude he started talking to me too!! just a few hours ago.
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She's hanging out with some friend she never mentioned and she's out for sushi ??
So broke n sad Luna
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Her fucking high school friend's grandmother got her a gift for Xmas wtf this girl is given so much shit she must appear so desperate wtf
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she actually looks good here but kek at the comments. her followers are so delusional. what have luna or (especially) matthew ever done that would make them admirable?
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Why am I not surprised that this is the type of person who admires a swampbog like Lurch?
is she broken up with chief areola or something? he's been whining about not having rent money while she's going out for, i'm assuming, expensive dinner >>236256>3 year old>can read and write>can use a computer>can take and upload pictures
this fetish shit doesnt make sense
Its so fucking strange to see her out with normal people doing normal shit instead of hiding in her smelly shithole apartment with lurch while he portion controls her drugs.
I feel like they got in some sort of fight over drugs/money, he temporarily kicked her out, she went to her dads and it gave her some freedom to do some normal shit. I don't get why she isnt dopesick though? Maybe it wasnt that bad and she got thru it in a few days while at her dads?
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She didnt even wash off her caked on makeup before putting this mask on, yuck.. And it looks like she put that on Chief while he was nodded out and then she woke him up right before taking the pic. Haha.
Is she actually retarded? The fact that she just slapped on a face mask with a full face of crusty makeup on is so grimey- I feel that it would just melt her makeup further into her pores and make her skin worse lmao.
Also I thought this was a picture of them with luncheon meat on their faces at first glance
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ok is matthew looking for a sugar daddy
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He sent me this
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Lmao I wanna know who 'attacked him' and made him cry????!? >>236654
Hey man that's a long walk!! I sent him job listings in the Bronx
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Definitely. He's pathetically telling me crazy shit. I don't wanna post all of it cuz it like shows who I am mostly cuz I was basically explaining how my situation is also awful but I am not begging lol he still won't directly ask me for money
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Just like what dude?
When someone I know was mixing crack and dope, they'd exaderate and come up with these bogus blown out of proportion stories and talk about all these pipe dreams (ugh, no pun intended).
Didnt think Chief does crack though? Just Luna.. Maybe she really is behind his account and that "good stuff" comment came from her dumbass.
umm what is this? you posted this before with the name "Magda" and email "email@example.com" - which i googled and it brings up this pagehttp://www.thepulpzine.com/high-school-late-night-poetry-club/
which clearly lists YOU as "Chey".
Pathetic. Nobody cares. saged.
Learn to sage newfag.
Seems like someone is trying to either self-post or derail with all this Chey talk? She seems pretty irrelevant.
I saw deleted post, it said something along the lines of "her best friend has been clean for 2 months so she doesn't have any junkies to hang around with. And Chief Aerola is 35"
Would have been nice to have some insider knowledge on Luna, but clearly it was better to call her a dumb junkie.>>237468
lol you and >>237233
seem to care a real lot about this nobody. Make a Chey thread if shes that milky. Nothing to do with Luna.
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Ew gross pls teach your cats some manners?!?
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Oh wow thank u so much Tuna
Doesn't milk give cats diarrhea? Gotta christen the "new, semi-clean" quilt with fresh cat shit?>>237648
Hahaha nice how she wears the same exact outfit for like over a week. Fucking disgusting! And duh, her Bernie sanders pin.. She didnt even vote and trump is president now, get over it…
Cats are indeed lactose intolerant, something many people don't know due to cultural conditioning to think cats drink milk all the time.
However I think the last time they got sick it was from her changing their food suddenly, something that is very stressful for cats and avoidable by doing a bit of planning and buying food in advance/mixing new and old when you know you're gonna run out etc.
Also fucking EW >>237646
CATS MOUTHS ARE SO DIRTY, they literally stir their shit and piss around with their paws and then lick them, and now she's gonna put that spoon in her mouth. This thread makes my skin crawl every time without fail.
Sage for blog about cats, holy fuck this girl is nasty
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Here's some cakey crack lips for u
Is all/most of this her real hair? I can't fathom why her bangs look like they're a different color than the rest of her hair, but not different enough to seem intentional. And theyre greasy or something. Is it like… there's product in them that changes the color?
I actually think the rest of her hair looks really nice though, it's thick and shiny but messy in a cool way.
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lol be mad>>237704
Okay but the rest of her roots aren't brassy. Besides her grease bangs, much of her hair in >>237682
looks so thick and stiff that it seems kind of like it might be weave? I dig it but it doesn't look like something that would grow out of a white persons head, it reminds me of the wig they put gemma in for this vogue cover.
Those aren't euros. It's Pound Sterling.
Source: my country's currency
Also, Luna has been boring as hell since since she deleted lilcherub1996
I think you all must be kidding.
Her hair looks really bad.. I don't see any similarities between her hair and that pic of Gemma Ward. Tunas hair looks like that because its 1.) damaged as fuck, 2.) dirty as fuck, and 3.) looks like she just brushed it and so it gets extra frizzy and poofy because its so fucked up. And look at those scraggly-ass ends. Least she could do is trim that dirty mop.
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Oh the terrible price of being sketchy as hell
(Don't they only ever take the train to go to the Bronx to cop?)
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"Broke, foodless, shopping with church giftcard"…. somehow ends up taking selfies in a clothing store declaring how proud she is of doing enough drugs to wear a crop top in public
Lmfao, my first thought too when I seen that pic! Haha. And also. SHE WENT OUT IN PUBLIC IN THAT OUTFIT?!? Gross, that's the same one she's been wearing for like a week+. She looks grubby as hell, it looks like she went out in her pajamas.
What would she have done if Matthew got arrested? I mean drug-wise. Cos we know she'd pout about it online and say that Chief did nothing wrong.
I can't believe she went out in that week old outfit I bet she smells so bad she's so suspicious she must be high af to think she looks good in public like that enough to take a ~*body posi*~ selfie while definitely shoplifting
Can't wait til she gets arrested for the first time. Her mugshot will be priceless.
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anon please give them money so they can eat, lurch was lying about the granola bar. Luna sent me a picture of their real dinner that they split :(
>>238079>gift card that the church gave us
my mind immediately jumped to these fake dollar bills that look normal on the outside but have some kinda "jesus is worth more than money" print on the inside lol>>238082
hanging out a lot in stores and malls for someone so "broke"
She looks legit handicapped.>>238169
Those are high rise. Gotta keep that fupa hidden.
Not to mention there's what looks like bloodstains dotting the sleeve. So gross.>>238167
Gotta "find" some stuff that she can claim she got out of a dumpster.
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Sry Luna I think you meant $Free.99
It's silly if she's stealing cheap ass lotion tho.. but I can't imagine her being able to spend $4 on not drugs or junk food or cigarettes..
I bet shop security have to follow her around in every shop she goes into.
She looks gross
This looks like its from the dollar store or some shit. She complains about not having any money for food… And then claims to spend money on useless face cream. But im sure she stole it.. Probably from a thrift store or some junky/shitty place that doesn't have security cameras. That's why its an off brand and in Spanish.
She doesn't have the balls to steal nice things.
And she looks so grubby and shady as fuck, no way she'd get away with stealing decent stuff. She just has no class whatsoever. Nasty.
I still can't believe she wore this outfit out in public. Now that ive seen the whole body pic and the sweatpants/shoe combo… Oh My God.
Her sweatpants are so stretched out from wearing them for a week straight. Look at the knees. She looks like she sleeps in an alley..
Aren't those the ratty sweatpants and shirt she's wearing in >>237648
Is that the only outfit she owns these days?
After weeks of wearing only one thing I wonder what determines when its time to change clothes.
Maybe when the armpits in her shirt rots out? When her pants smell too much like piss?
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Most recent post. Trying to lay some ground work for sympathy / begging posts?
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What is it meant to be doing? It can't be for a wound, it's too poorly wrapped to be for a sprain or strain.
Does she really think winding a dirty bandage around her pants is going to make someone give her more money for heroin and cheap beauty products? This is kys tier pathetic Luna.
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LOL ya both look like trash
Also check that cash money coming out his wallet.. she's so good at contradicting herself
Silly Luna, she should have gone out with her bandage and begged like a proper panhandler.
Is she too proud to straight up just ask strangers for drug money or is she still entertaining the idea that she's somehow not a panhandling scumbag two steps away from sucking truckers cocks in the alleyway next to the box she lives in in order to get her next hit?
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So I've just been letting him talk to me for days and he's kinda milky
She thinks that thing looks good? Gross. Where are his lips? Why is he making that face?!?
This bitch seriously gives me secondhand embrassment.
gets paid from what job
ask him where he gave all that money to lol
I like how he knows down to the exact cent how much money hes donated. Haha.>>238531
And no don't ask him dumb shit like that. Be smart about it and get something milky.
Ok I hate cops too and for good reason, but what I hate even more are punky douchebags like Matthew who think theyre the shit. Dude, your almost 40 years old and your acting like some punky immature 17 year old boy.
Hahaha if Luna panicked and almost cried from Matthew getting hassled by the cops imagine what a mess she'll be when she gets busted stealing or for having drugs/paraphernalia. Hahaha.
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NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL?!?!
I mean…. Maybe there's people with a fetish for pasty, cottage cheesy, fat drug addict with giant areolas, saggy tits, and dirty skin? Shes so repulsive!
Id throw her a dollar or two though if she posted some crack smoking pics/vids.
Nude selfies with her cat shit covered blanket carefully draped to hide the saggy, pimply skin of her thighs.
Bathroom photos of the reflection of her droopy ass, stained granny panties lifted into a wedgie on one side to show off her crack induced weight loss.
Awkward shot of her on all fours, again, on the filthy bed, tits hanging down in sad tubes, saggy belly skin hanging almost as low, wearing nothing but those disgusting pink striped tube socks she wears for weeks at a time and that one other pair of panties she owns.
Chief areola is the cameraman/director. They are shocked when nobody rushes to purchase snapchats of her areoles or unwashed cooch.
That's exactly how they would be! Vomit. Who does she think would pay for that anyway? Her only followers are tweeny girls. And I can't believe she thinks she has a decent enough body to do that.
Its not that shes fat.. Its that Shes super flabby and just grotesque looking. She has no muscle tone at all.
oh shit, sorry
i didn't notice that it was posted before
Oh wow he "has bpd" too just like Luna?
And YOU POOR ANON! Looks like Lurch is developing some kindof creepy crush on you!
This could be milky.
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He's telling me all sorts of stuff I have no idea why he said the second part probably because I told him I have no money lol
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I've offered him nothin he just keeps going
im talking to him on my fake facebook account that only has pictures from like 2011 lol>>238588
there's context to this lol i made up a weird story about having a stalker and needing a gun
Lol hes saying he hasn't eaten since Thursday because he has no money, but Luna just posted a pic of him clearly showing money in his wallet >>238522
Messy and just dumb, they are both such bad liars.
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I predict lunas nudes end up looking like the idealistic piece of art
It's uncanny. She'll even have obnoxious references to Hole and Courtney Love in her nudes I bet.
When it fails miserably she can just say she's not succeeding because patriarchy and beauty standards not her own disgusting, melted candle-woman body and total abandonment of hygiene.
But chief wanted to strangle a cop because they upset Luna! That is ~*~Tru Luv~*~
Honestly, he was prolly pissed off that he has to deal with lunas pouty crybaby shit after because the cop upset her.
Shes doesn't seem too active on this one though unfortunately. However it looks pretty new so maybe it just needs to be given time. Im still bored with her…
But I hope no one fucks it up and spooks her off Tumblr again. She probably lurks here though, so she knows we found it.
There's been a lot of cowtipping recently but I don't think anyone really cares enough about Luna or her dramu to tell her or spam her tumblr.
Usually it's only the GOMI fans and underage kids who jump on her asks with the "LOlololOl heroin" stuff.
>>238556>Id throw her a dollar or two though if she posted some crack smoking pics/vids.
That's not actually a bad idea. There are plenty of basic girls that sell nudes of them smoking weed and they do okay because "omg weed n boobs amirite", it's a niche she could fit into.
She'll have to sell really cheaply because she isn't a qt slender teen and I don't actually trust her to actually push the cool weed aesthetic rather than the pitiful heroin junkie look
Alternatively, bitch never washes so she might as well start selling crusty panties. If she can get over her delusions of being uwu perfect angel and start titling stuff like 'nasty smelly unwashed', it would bring in a little beer money
Someone send her some gentle asks about this lol
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Ew wtf tuna why post this
Also it's like day 12 with that outfit
Is she winking or?
Also, dem lips
is luna friends with ginger bronson?
she's been liking a ton of her posts https://www.tumblr.com/liked/by/angelhair1996
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She looks straight up out of her fucking mind. Unbelievable that she went out in public like this.
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She doesn't even know how to stand like a normal person anymore.
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Is he dead? She would insta her od'd boyfriend lol
But no he's not dead, still messaging me.
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UUUGGGHHH PLACING ITEMS IN WEIRD POSITIONS TO POST PICTURES OF YOUR "AESTHETIC" ON THE INTERNET IS NOT CLEANING
imagine how long that "organization" lasts before she, idk needs to move the random stuffies and brushes to get at anything else???
i hate her "i cleaned!" posts so much like no… youre just parading around your garbage for internet likes.
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She literally only wears that one outfit anymore. You just know she hasn't changed her underwear since she first got dressed.
I didn't think people were actually this dirty by choice.
When she posts pics like this its like playing "I Spy". Im tryna find the:
All that sickly chemical sweat, all the oil and salt from her skin and hair, the stench of her cat-piss mansion clinging to everything.
She probably smells like a dead goat
Her boobs "start" high on her chest but end low.
I mean that's the case for some people, my boobs sit low on my chest but they're perky as fuck. Hers are flappy. It's like globes vs pancakes.
Working out would definitely help her massively over all, but she's still going to have loose skin and stretch marks. The best she could do is get a breast lift, not sure if she needs a tummy tuck, butt lift, etc. but generally when if there is a lot of loose skin that's the best course of action. There are lazer treatments and skincare routines that would help a lot with the stretch marks too.
Too bad she's a lazy junkie and will never see anywhere near the kind of money she'd need to pursue any of those options.
How else is anyone meant to get rid of the loose skin? if Luna lost the last fifteen kilos she'd likely be eligible for an upper-arm tuck, tummy tuck, breast lift for sure, and maybe inner thighs.
She's not small and she was a huge fatty before the crack diet.
Clearly, you did not read the original post if you think anyone said that she absolutely "had to" get any of those things. An anon asked if exercise would help fix her sagging breasts and I replied that while exercise would over all do Luna wonders, that it would not do much for any loose skin that she may have from losing weight.
However, Luna's breasts, or body for that matter, are hardly the norm for a woman her age. She was morbidly obese and lost the weight from smoking crack and being a junkie, her body is a result of taking extremely poor care of herself. If you think she's normal looking, I worry about what you must look like.
Sage for derailing.
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You're the same anon that's being stupid in the Kiki thread right? Just stop your low effort posts and learn to sage. Idiot.
Not even the same anon as before, but yes, she was definitely morbidly obese.
I do agree Luna was really fat but morbidly obese?? If you're trying to prove that with that picture, sorry but it doesn't. It just shows she was pretty fat with a lot of cellulite. Maybe she was fatter than that, I'm not saying she wasn't, but your pic doesn't prove your point.
And no, I'm not a hambeast. Maybe I'm just used to seeing super fat Americans and because of that she looks a relatively small blob.
Point taken. Can we agree on obese but not morbidly? There's mostly fit people where I live so I think I exaggerated.
Nowadays I'd say she's overweight.
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i really hope she goes inpatient
That's not morbidly obese what the fuck is your problem??
Morbidly is like 300+ pounds, I swear you freaking Ana chans need to get over yourselves
I mean, yeah she's fat, yeah she was over weight, but morbidly obese? Cmon now you're just grasping at straws for insults when there's already so much we can laugh at her for
No morbidly obese is like a bmi of 35+. Luna was definitely not just overweight. The definition of obesity isn't relative just because 300 pound monsters exist. Fat is fat, and so is Luna.
you've got the same kind of figured I you're mad, that's fine but it's retarded to act like you've gotta be immobile to be called fat. Take your feelings elsewhere fatty.
Morbid obesity isn't 300+ pounds. It's the literal medical label for someone who is 100 pounds overweight. Luna has almost no muscle tone, which would make her lighter on the scale than a similar-sized woman with muscle, but before the crack diet she looks like she's 100 pounds overweight.>>239845
Close, but it may have recently changed because currently 35-39.9 BMI is not a label medically to describe morbid obesity, unless that person is suffering from obesity related illness, like type two diabetes or hypertension. I don't think Luna has obesity-related illnesses.
Generally for someone Luna's age, 40 BMI and higher would be the classifier for morbid obesity.
These labels get absorbed in common usage so we end up with people who think someone isn't morbidly obese until they hit some magical, circus tent number. Welcome to America! We're so fat here we've lost any sense of what being terribly obese looks like. Some people still think Tess Holliday is a size 22. With that distortion it's easy to see how people may not think young Luna was as fat as she was.
Luna was probably morbidly obese when she was younger, both in terms of BMI and in terms of being 100 pounds overweight. Sorry defensive-fat-anon, but she really was.
So don't come to a website dedicated to making fun of people?
And let's be real, no fat person actually cares about themselves or they wouldn't be fat, so why should other people care if they get their feelings hurt?
There's plenty of body positivity places you could hang out if you want a girls only hug box and ~Le beautiful cuuuurves~ bullshit. In the real world, fatties gonna fat and better people are gonna laugh at it.
We aren't just shitting on Luna for being fat or gross though. She's a thief, a scammer, a junkie, and an over all bad person. The way she looks is tied into her behavior though, how she eats, is lazy, doesn't bathe, smokes crack, etc. If she was just an average every day fat girl with bad hair, we would all care less.
And like >>239857
said, this is a gossip forum, we're all here to judge people, that's the point. Maybe this place isn't for you if you get sensitive anytime someone calls a gross person gross?
Someone's feeling bad about being overweight. It's okay, tumblr and HAES is there for you chocolate-chan.
Newfags, why so shocked? Did you expect a feminist echo chamber where everyone calls everyone's rolls beautiful and inspiring?
This is a different kind of circle jerk entirely.
What's with the constant pouring in of crybaby newfags? How hard is it to understand that this is a gossip board, and that nobody is here to pat anyone's ass?
Nobody's feelings are hurt ya poor bb. You're just a cunt. Don't worry though, Luna is too! You're in good company here.
Anyways back to our scheduled programming…
Keep it up tubby. Be careful though, you might burn a calorie by being offended.
If you really think pointing out someone's obvious obesity and anons stupidity in expecting something else from a place dedicated to shitting on idiots makes anybody a cunt you're a special kind of simple. I'm being a cunt when I say that Luna is a waste of resources and should OD or an hero already since the world already had too many fat junkies taking up space.
You'd benefit from fucking off and not crying because some junkie loser is getting called fat. What are you trying to achieve here?
Back on topic, I'm genuinely wondering if Luna has showered or changed her clothing yet. Seems like she's been wearing the same clothes for a fortnight and her greasy hair doesn't indicate any bathing. I'm surprised she doesn't have dreadful acne and more rotted teeth considering her total lack of hygiene. Any bets as to whether she will clean herself before February?
Ugh the pageant girl who looks like a pancake with teeth? Of course she's gonna defend the lardos, she is one.
Honestly the rate of newfags, cowtippers, and white knights is getting so bad. What kind of adult cries about bullies ffs?
Clean herself? No
Get a new ratty outfit from the chief's ex girlfriend closet/one he pilfers from someones car - yes.
Omg I just had a thought, what if lunas "gifts" and the things she magically finds in various bins are things chief has lying around from Facebook hookups?
It's not as if their relationship is healthy and his collection of pretty-girl fb friends suggests at least attempts at infidelity. Is Luna wearing shirts left behind by hookups during their relationship as well as his ex girlfriends clothes?
Didnt she say she has makeup (and maybe clothes) from Matthews stripper friend. Who knows though if chief and stripper ever dated but id assume they hooked up.
And I cant imagine anyone from FB would ever go to meet chief irl, yikes. Lol. But I suppose there are some people/addicts who are desperate enough to meet him if he offered drugs or to go party together.
Looks like the crack is already starting to drive her literally crazy.
But seriously I wonder what this means for her. Is she just in it for whatever meds they might put her on? Has she really gotten so fucked up in the head from the drug use and is finally recognizing it?
Woudnt they drug test her if she did go into some kind of program?
Oh anything hooking up with chief is pure scum for sure. He's not pulling anything other than the occasional greasy crackhead on the side. But for sure Luna is wearing their clothes.
I wouldn't put it past her to have started using crack to fit into the clothes of chiefs thinner former girlfriends tbh. Lord knows she's insecure enough to think it would validate her.
Also- Chief and Luna probably can't smell themselves anymore. so they've got no idea how badly they smell whilst they're wandering around grocery stores, touching clothes and produce in stores.
Whenever Luna borrows clothes from someone, they would end up a 'gift' simply because the owner wouldn't want it back after she wears it unwashed for weeks whilst sweating out her cheap, filler laden drugs. The reek of vomit, sweat, piss, dead skin, oil, vaginal discharge, and smoke on her must permeate Kevlar by now.
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Looks like this poor cat is getting super skinny. Bitch can't even steal some decent cat food for him or take a few bucks out of her drug money to buy some?
you new here? shes always been upfront about being fucked in the head and claimed a million disorders. from what i remember she says she has bipolar, bpd, ptsd, and anxiety atleast and shes constantly pity posting about her "bpd"
one time she made a post about how men shouldnt yell ever and it should be illegal because it triggers
her and a bunch of people on tumblr bitched her out for a few days
Also, I know firsthand how dope and crack fuck with a person. I wonder if that shit is finally really getting to her and she knows it and wants to get clean, or if she thinks its just her BPD and fuck else she claims to have that is causing her to feel the way she's feeling (she posted on her Tumblr she's been thinking alot about suicide).
Is she too dumb to realize that drugs fuck with your mood like that…
Not too dumb too deeply in denial about how she's chosen to make her life this shitty just because she liked kurt cobain and hole. I'd be suicidal too if I forced myself to become addicted to heroin and crack just to play out a shitty tumblr aesthetic fantasy whilst all her former friends are growing up, getting educated, married, kids, homes etc.
If she doesn't constantly enforce her belief that her life is cool and edgy and interesting and deep she's gotta face the fact that she's ruined her life, her prospects, her meagre looks, and any functional relationships she had on top of all the damage she's done to herself via the drugs and disgusting lifestyle. Luna doesn't want to wake up and smell the cat shit on her pillow she wants to keep telling herself it's just like a beat poet or every manic pixie dream girl with a grunge theme ever.
I'm sure that there are animal abuse laws but who's gonna be creepy enough to get involved unless one of the anons who messaged chief come back.
Nobody other than overly involved creeps are gonna invade her real life. Besides, you'd need an address to give to animal control.
You still can't do anything without her address. I do not recommend trying to find it. It's awful to see her neglecting her animals and being so blantantly oblivious to what caring for an animal requires, but there's nothing to be done other than hope they get raided since they're so obvious about their drug use and someone removes the cats or they escape. Considering they have very little incentive to stay in her trash palace they'll most likely run away once their hungry enough.
Plenty to catch in the city and there's bound to be roaches and rats amongst lunas floordrobe.
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From her bff Chey's tumblr lol it seems so directly aimed at Luna I'm sure she loved that
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His profile looks like a Mo'ai head.
We use the term "Easter island head" but yes correct
Mixed with a cigar shop wooden Native American
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Her wink thing is so funny it makes her look so dumb
Eh, most women with natural breasts will experience Y-cleavage when they bend over or forward like that. It also happens when natural large breasts are hoisted up in a push-up bra. Breast tissue doesn't always look like a two globes meeting in a perfectly straight up and down line. Luna's body shape is unfortunate but even if she had never been fat and at some point exercised, that forked cleavage may still have been unavoidable.>>241045
I watched a video of a woman picking what she called "cradle cap" out of her friend's scalp. It was satisfying in the way that watching people squeeze blackheads or using Biore strips can be but it was messy and when the girl brushed her hair and shook her head it was like she was inside a snow globe. All those clumps of crusty scalp and skin dust is what I imagine happens when Luna brushes her hair. I imagine that foul bedroom is teeming with Luna's scalp clumps.
Luna has potential. She's always gonna have stretch marks but they will fade with hydration, moisturizing and skin brushing. If she just basically stopped doing all the extremely disgusting stuff she does she could be a cute girl but that is extremely unlikely. But imagine if she exercised, ate properly, slept well, showered, washed her clothes, got sober and followed some good makeup tutorials. She'd look like Mandy Moore's less attractive sister.
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lol I'm sure this helped so much
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Here's the picture of the poor cat
What's going on with its right ear?
Poor cat looks ill, dirty, and depressed. ): Its coat looks awful too
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Can u milk a tuna though ?
Sage cuz I'm sorry I'm awful
Lol it's not about keeping the milk flow steady it's about not crossing the line of casual observer to weirdo stalker or just a plain old can't-help-themselves meddler.
There's no need to stir the pot, so why get involved?
How far are you gonna reach to deny that it's weird to get involved in a strangers life?
People trying to strike up false friendships with her and Luna aren't about saving her diseased cats.
Who denied that it's weird?
It is weird, and I'm strongly opposed to cow tipping unless someone's in danger, pets included.
Though it's weird enough to gawk at the minute details of some random stranger's life with other strangers on an internet forum, so I wouldn't be one to use weirdness as an indicator that something is negative.
Her cats are indoor cats. How are they supposed to get nutritions and a proper amount of food if she doesn't provide it? What idiotic comment is that?
Also, her cats look terrible. Something must have changed recently, they've never looked like this. I'd love for someone to offer to take them in or something if it's possible.
If that was at all true, there wouldn't be any animal abuse cases involving cats.
Domestic cats aren't self-sufficient, and if they're too sick to leave, they're not going to leave.
I doubt she'd agree to let someone else take them in. She clearly has no idea how to take care of cats and probably thinks this is normal.
I think just an anonymous tip to the Humane Society of Westchester would be enough. Let the professionals decide how to get those cats out of there.
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Omg that looks horrible also she put that shirt back on?!
Her hairs naturally super dirty blonde (lolz) but she's been bleaching and toning the shit out of it for years
Can someone call the human society to rescue her hair?
I just want want to use one of these we wipes or whatever they're called and wipe her makeup off, fucking hell she constantly looks dirty and it's making me feel uncomfortable
It also looks slike she didn't have enough dye to dye the whole hair?
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Honestly this is probably what she thinks she actually looks like..
Also I'm pretty positive she doesn't lurk here at all or I'd probably be blocked by now..
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She looks like an actual corpse oh my god
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she's coloured like this
Honestly I'd be surprised if she was ever taught how to use cutlery correctly, let alone to care when her food or drink slops down her front. She probably dropped some greasy sugary junk on her shirt, slurped it up from the fabric, and carried on for the next week. Looks like she wipes her mouth on her clothes as well tbh.
She probably doesn't even know that she's disgusting because nobody irl ever told her differently until after she'd accepted it as normal. She'd be the girl who calls someone OCD for washing their bedsheets more than monthly.
lol I did not pay that much I turned her down but she has sent me suboxone for cheaper than usual before I've never 'donated' to her just done this we don't personally know each other we've been mutuals for a few years
So she turned down money but it wasn't much and I'm sure they sell it p easy
They were wrapped in an envelope >>241794
She doesn't have a script for it she didn't want some I have no clue how that came to be tho she didn't advertise or anything I can't believe I trusted her but she came thru lol
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lmfaooo found while looking thru my old saved tumblr photos, too good not to post
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She was too lazy to shave the bottom…
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I can't stand how she takes photos of Roger when the paramedics come, this isn't the first time and I just think it's so ignorant and disrespectful
This just happened/is a now photo? Can't quite tell because like you said she's posted pics like this several times in the past.
And yeah Luna im sure youre >really scared
…. But only until you shoot up and nod out, and maybe even smoke your crack right out in the open because he isn't there, amiright?
I wonder how they even noticed he had a stroke. Im sure theyre holed up in their shithole drug dungeon of a bedroom most of the time.
What if Rodger falls or something happens to him and theyre too fucked up to notice and help him and he dies right there in the apartment?
I don't understand why he isn't living in assisted living. Lurch and Tuna probably wont let him.. Then they wouldn't get his prescriptions and monthly paychecks.
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Yeah, this one.
Didn't found it this the caption but it said something like "this sucks lol".
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Sage for nitpicking but that ring does not fucking fit lol
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this is the only photo i found from the time he went and she posted that selfie of herself afterwards, so i guess she is telling the truth about him going to the hospital again.
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Looking thru the old thread for the other ambulance pics and totally forgot she posted pics of her crack.
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Reposted image with new caption and more sympathy grabs
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Haha. No shit! Those are total clown pants.
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Omg she's actually in the tub?!?! Probably just in there to nod off, shes not gonna try scrubbing the dirt and rot off her skin. Also, she's showing off the bruised track marks on her hand, nice.
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Looks like she's trying to copy the girl on the left
That pale lip colour is utterly vile.
Girl needs to exfoliate her damn skin, looks dry as shit. That texture on her nose.
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That is a school uniform, I'm gonna puke.
Can you just imagine the bathwater? All greenish gray and dirty with all of her sweat and body grime frothing together while she swishes around and then stagnating and separating when she nods off? And if she puts her head underwater, all of that salmon colored hair gunk is going to mix in too, as well as her 10 day old foundation and lip concealer.
This cunt needs a solid 30 minute shower with actual soap and shampoo, not a goddamn bath where she can just soak in her own filth.
Lurch's dad more than likely has Medicare or something of the like >>242751
If people still donate then fuck all, they deserve to be swindled.
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what shes been posting all day
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those triangle boobs and explosion armpits
I'd really like to see what Luna actually thinks her art will come out as after she spends 5 minutes on something and also is she actually happy with that? She has much ''better" pieces lol
But really she must be delusional these are really bad she gets like half a point for originality but I think it's original because it's just very bad. I can't believe people have paid her for it and to make specific art for them? Wtf? People have such poor taste I don't understand
Why would you assume Luna's copying her? Peachy-colored hair isn't a new thing.>>242980
If one of their cats died I wonder how long it would take them to find it.
I don't understand how her lipstick looks like that on her lips…unless she's putting half the tube them. It always looks like there's little hairs on her mouth too.
really grosses me out
When you live alone fewer objects are interacted with than if more than one person shared that same space, therefore things get lost more easily.
I know that's what you meant by that post, I'm just saying it's a silly thing to say when it happens to literally everyone. Normal people also get drunk or even high and forget where they put things. You don't have to be a heroin addict to lose a hat. You're being ridiculous.
(And I realize I am overreacting, I'm just tired of the absurd posts you farmers make calling people out for the smallest things)
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Why is she wearing that outfit again??????
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Oh my god she looks ridiculous
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Nice tard sweats and shoes. She literally looks like she escapes the tard home or something.
Also, lol pic related.
Wow I don't follow this cow but it's below pathetic that her clothes are visibly dirty like this. How long do you even have to go without washing your clothes before they look this bad? I bet she stinks like yeast infection and ball sweat.
Love yourself. Wash yourself. God damn.
Luna please love yourself for once and get a nice pair of joggers if you want to wear sweats 24/7 instead of these horrific old man sweatpants…>>243444
I looked at the pic again and the fact that you can SEE her dry dandruff scalp is making me gag. That's not normal at all.
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So apparently she found this tape in their apartment, do you guys think it's possible Lurch might have had a kid a while ago? I might be reading into this too much but why else would they have it?
I think they just hoarde a bunch of useless random shit.
Or who knows, maybe Matthew has it because hes such a creep he once looked into getting a job as a school zone crossing guard so he could creep on kids and this was given to him as a training vid.
They're way too lazy to go pawn anything, I think. About the most work they wanna do for money is pathetically beg online.
And Luna isn't the 'poor little junkie' she tries of make herself out to be. Her father pays for everything she needs. And gives her $200 every month. But that isn't enough to get her and Lurch the drugs they need and thats probably why Luna talks shit about him. It'd be funny if he completely cut her off monetarily.
Yes, anon I've lived alone, but I never lost something in my home for more than a couple days. Hoarders aren't normal people, and if you can't find something in your home for a year…and you spend basically your entire day just sitting at home, well, that is
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She deleted it from her insta in <24 hours
God sometimes I have to look at her pics real hard to figure out whats going on like an optical illusion
Holy fuck! Zoom in on her eyes.. Does she photoshop her eyes to make them look droopy? Look at her iris', Theyre not round….
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She's said this is her absolute favorite photo of her so..
there's her #goals lmao
She posted a poem on tumbly today here it is
>i feel the vibrations and they scare me, door opens
silk pillow cases, india ink, milk honey tea
lavender ribbons, orange kittens
floral blankets, rain that pitter patters
a doe with a white spotted torso
i hope i always fall asleep surrounded by
fluffy cats and your
long dark hair, and here i am, i’m
laying awake all night, a
heart full of fear, always hoping for
the right combination of words for you to
whisper into my skin
nose pink, kissed deeply by the frost
freckles a reminder of the
days spent in the sun, honey please
don’t clip my wings
doll face you’re hurting me don’t
worry tho i’ve never had a real family
television has never
hurt so much, all i can think of are
razors on my skin, but
baby wrap me in wool scarves, i don’t wanna
my bones have finally broken, these
nails are too short
they’re bloody again, every spike which
enters, thorns on roses
she brings at least one drop of blood to
rise up to the surface
like blood on snow
what’s it like to be a success?
thunder clap, teary eyes
maybe i’m not so real this time
i predicted it all
to my therapists dismay
i’ll always be a loser on this side of the street
but honey, my knees won’t let me
one day at a time, pierce me.
I wanna do a side by side comparison with ginger Bronson's work. Which is worse???
Her "poetry" is so rough to read. And its so fucking stupid… Just a bunch of special snowflake words and ramblings.
Also, Tuna just 'liked' a bunch of ginger bronsons shit on Tumblr, too. Ew.
>>244352>i’ll always be a loser on this side of the street
but honey, my knees won’t let me
Here she is again blaming/saying her drug addiction is because her knee dislocates on occasion. "Yeah I got into hard drugs because my knee hurts sometimes, not because I think 'junkie aesthetic' is cool".
Why didnt she just use the health insurance that she probably was/is covered under by her fathers insurance to get her knee issue fixed? Dumb bitch. Your 'bum knee' is your heroin hardship story? Haha ok.
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I love it when cows collide.
lol wtf i had no idea nicole followed luna
that's hilarious. both are utter trash
O m g
Luna prob sells Nicole some adderall so she can keep making shit tunes
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I love it when she tries to be into politics but she's too dumb/has no idea what's going on
Like nah Luna, you're still worthless.
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Lol. Bitch is finally getting something right for once. Except I woildnt call her a weirdo, just typical 'special snowflake' trash.
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She says Anna Nicole is her idol all the time but she's trying to marry a poor old man instead of a nice rich one near death. If she was rich she'd be an ugly Anna Nicole maybe I could see her carrying around a dead husband in an urn
Idk someone posted it. It's her current active tumblr. It's only existed for like a month
Also "angel hair" keeps making me think of pasta which reminds me of her hair
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Why does she insist on adding those godawful black squiggles
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she posted another huge painting. she also reshared her 4 eyes orange devil vomit saying she wanted to sell it and to "make her an offer. its big." and no one has commented.
Not too bad coming from her before she went overboard on the squiggles.>>245525
If she's serious about selling her artwork why can't she give out the measurements instead of just saying "it's big"?
its sad because i think her art has some interesting qualities but it looks the exact same as it has for years. there has been absolutely no growth in her ability or style. i wonder what it would have looked like if she didnt drop out of art school for a drug addict pedophilic swamp creature.
also side note, she posted a couple of hours ago that she washed her hair today and she liked how it faded… she dyed it on the 29th and today is the 5th. the thought of her stench after a week with no shower is nightmarish
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>livin in a shithole
Good job Tuna!! You're right!
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Whoa. I feel bad for this crpl-pnk person. Grody crotch rot Luna just randomly put it out there that she dated this chick. If I were crpl-pnk id be so embarrassed.
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God she cannot stop posting on IG right now she's posted 20 pics just today
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Was ment to spoil alert that last photo too sorry guys
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Six posts about hole/Courtney/Kurt in 5 hours ~but I don't wanna b Courtney guyzzzzz Wah Wah~
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Sorry for the flood guys her Insta is so lolsy right now though
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Omg no girl, look at her hands, use ya eyes ho
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whoever saw this and has been trying to get her ex-gf to spill more milk, way to fuckin go
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poor cat tbh :-/
oh my god…that is actually disgusting.
I'm pretty sure she mostly uses dry shampoo on her hair but, Luna, you have to wash it sometimes
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I don't know what's worse, the hairy legs or the dirty shoes and socks.
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Wonder if this is in response to her lurking here and not liking what she reads. lol. She's posted something before this one about how she's still cutting. Bitch is breaking down over something.
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That's it? That's easily $200 lol
Why does she think holidays are magical where money should be dumped in her lap for no reason?
Yeah totally starving. All starving people choose to buy a $3 candy bar instead of a $3 bag of rice to sustain them. Totally something people do.
I doubt this heifer has ever been truly 'I haven't eaten food in six days' hungry before. She wouldn't be so thrilled to waste money and rely on the charity of others if she knew what it was like.
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LOOK HOW CLOSE SHE IS TO VEGETABLES
anyone remember when she was saying how the ONLY grocery in her town closed? But this is in walking distance
Oh and she can walk
sage 4 blogpost
Luna girl, PLEASE get a haircut your scalps sebum is so horribly off balance ! I know your hair is soooo cripsy, it's falling out / breaking off all over the place . get a multi-vitamin too it'll help it grow back & make you less hungry. stop wasting your money on " at home " hair treatments . your hair is so damaged & porous that anything you do yourself will just come out splotchy . invest the money in a professional hair dresser instead of getting shit tattoos, or whatever
it's worth it .
whatever happened to you using those 5lb hand weights everyday ?
what else are you doing with all your " chill " life ?
get hydrated at the very least your skin & mouth will thank you for it you won't look so crusy
just take care of yourself if you wanna be a real blonde bombshell like you always claim
again, get out of the shithole apartment b4 Matthew murders you
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I'm what is ANGRY CHAIR??? (in her bio)
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L O L
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look at her commenting on that katie girls instagram. theres tons like these
it looks like she really took a bath! look, her foundation looks pretty fresh! omg I can't believe this
but… she's wearing that nasty top ew
Yep, it's actually really shitty. Looks like an edgy elementary schooler painted it.
Complete lack of anatomy knowledge and painting techniques. She has zero eye for what is aesthetically pleasing.
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seems like there is some trouble in paradise…
There was an actual crime committed where a woman cut off her husband's penis while he was sleeping and threw it out her car window. Pretty sure he's talking about that crime.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
Google isn't hard to use.
Bad shoop probably. She seems to try to edit her face shape a lot when she's not hiding it with her hair/hands. >>248397
Face looks cute, hair looks like Trump's discarded toupee. It's so fried and awful.
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Somebody's at Daddy's fancy apartment. Better watch those (literally) sticky fingers, Father Tuna!!
How often does she go over there? Like once a month? Is it always around the same time every month? That's probably when she needs him to get her scripts refilled and pick up her monthly $200 spoiled bitch cash from him. She only uses him for when she needs something, what a cunt.
And also, that cat looks pretty disgusted that Tuna is in their house.
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Lol where is she she looks "nice"
diff anon here. dude…google comorbidity. It is absolutely possible to have different diagnoses with overlapping symptoms, especially mental ones, and especially when you consider most people will see different doctors over the years. along with other factors.
sage bc unrelated to Tuna's disgusting bullshit
You can have multiple times of cancer at the same time tho
You probably just don't think mental illnesses are real right? Alternative illnesses?
Sage for off topic/what a dummy
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The caption LOL
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2. She's gonna get nirvana and Alice In Chains lmao and "live through this" how uncreative can she get? She's just trying to match lurch, that's her whole personality
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she did a picture dump of 20+ pics yesterday and today, mostly aesthetic pics of her feet or cats or lollypop or pictures of grunge artists, im posting the ones i thought farmers would like to see.
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That, along with >>249629
realizing its GOOD to change your clothes is about the only positive shit happeneing with her lately.. Maybe she's finally at least thinking about crawling out of the shithole she dug herself into. She also hasn't been talking shit about her dad lately either. If she wants to get clean and leave lurch, I think itd be somewhat easy for her.. She seems to ha e a good support system and if she talks about it openly online she'll have even more support in getting/staying clean.
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Getting an excuse all set up for some e-begging for (drug) money, Tuna? Get a job. And stop smoking crack and you wont have to worry about people "fucking with you". Haha. Crack paranoia is so funny when youre not the one paranoid.
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yeah i dont think so
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Then what's with all the track marks
Also she acts like she's on drugs
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lol bitch can't even google
Also cool you "found" a longboard in the winter in New York, I am so sure.
Lmao. I hope the person she stole it from somehow is directed to Lunas post about it And that person calls the police on her. Hahahaha. She'd have a breakdown if the cops showed up at her door looking for it.
Watch her delete that post now because she lurks here.
no one's fucking with you, Luna. conserve your power, turn your lights and TVs on when you leave a room.
she prob doesn't even have to pay the electric or ANY bills in that apt tbh
Is she… Under the impression that you wear clothing and use sheets until they're so dirty that they're unusable and then you just buy new ones?
Those socks and undies look brand new, not freshly washed imo.
no one's fucking with you, Luna. conserve your power, turn your lights and TVs on when you leave a room.
she prob doesn't even have to pay the electric or ANY bills in that apt tbh
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Lol this is what she looks like..
Your hair NEVER was pink looney, it was orange this whole time because you put pink dye over disgusting yellow/orange hair. And You dilute the shit out of that dye, you can't get ~pastel pink~ hair unless your base is almost white. Or maybe you're just doing that bc you're cheap as fuck? You need a fucking toner.
Sage for hair rant
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I was getting really hopeful she would leave Lurch but it's just not happening. Even if we stir the pot she'll just double down on dope until she becomes numb to it
Such a waste of her youth>>250794
H&M, not Wallmart?
I mean, they aren't expensive but still
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Shes so plastered looking in this pic. I wonder if lurch put her drug goodies in the chocolate box
Or maybe she put on ones of those dirty pieces of lingerie for him, he seen the saggy granny tits, hairy cottage cheese legs, sweaty hairy armpits, and crusty putrid pube bush and thought "oh HELL no".