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No. 69995[Reply]

A thread for plushies and cuddly toys because I couldn't see one!

I have a question to start- how to make a teddy bear last forever?

my loved one gave me the most adorabe bear as a special gift earlier this year and I want him to last as long as I live as corny as that is- as long as taking care while moving houses and fixing up any fur matting and other things that happen over time are cuddlies made nowadays to last longer?
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No. 70015

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I have one of those Plank (from Ed, Edd, n Eddy) plushies and I have strongly regretted not bringing him with me this past semester, he's like perfectly sized for maximum cuddle. I love having a cuddly when I'm trying to sleep; if I don't have one/stay in a hotel, I pretty much use a pillow.

No. 70045

>>70013

I'm gonna do that! Does it make a difference? I keep him in my bed!

No. 70064

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got one of these guys!! im super into snakes and lizards so i love it a lot. (actually got it for my bf but i enjoy it way more than he does)

No. 70066

>>70064
Is it long? I have a 6ft long caterpillar that is honestly the best thing ever! I always need either a stuffy or a blanket, just something small to tuck under your arm. Something about it brings back that childhood comfort of having a plush… honestly even when I have an anxiety attack I like to hold a plush to just calm down.

No. 70175

>>69995
Gosh I have too many plushies to count. So,emfrom childjood. A lot are collectors to display. But I can’t sleep without a medium sized plushie. I always sleep fetal position and have something to hold just relaxes me and gives me a cozy secure feeling



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No. 70043[Reply]

How are you guys going to spend Christmas?
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No. 70109

At home with my immediate family. Bf's family asked me to give them a Christmas list, so I might also go see them; I'm not sure what the expectation is there. Either way, I'll definitely spend part of the day with my bf.

No. 70133

I'll most likely spend Christmas Eve at work and eat a lot once I'm home. I live with my family and we don't really celebrate Christmas because we're not Christian, but we used to have a plastic tree to decorate, organise a family dinner with a lot of food and receive presents anyway because all the kids did that and my parents didn't want us to feel left out. Now we just eat a lot. If there's a price drop for the Switch I'll buy one for myself though, it'll be my present.

No. 70141

Working night shifts both on 24th and 25th and probably boxing day as well. Yes i want to die. However i think it would be worse if i was off because all of my friends will be home for the holidays and there would be nothing for me to do, at least this way i'll have a distraction. Not the biggest fan of holidays due to family issues but it is so sad to be alone on the big ones.

No. 70155

>>70133
>we don't really celebrate Christmas because we're not Christian
really.. not to go OT but i never even knew christmas had religious elements until my late teens, since my family isn't religious. all my life i only knew it as evergreens, decorations, presents, santa+reindeer+elves, snow etc. so I'm sure non-christian families can get away with that too. the date Dec. 25th isn't even mentioned in the bible at all, to begin with.

No. 70172

>>70155
I'm in France which is full of Catholics and my family is Muslim, so a lot of people I know celebrate Christmas by going to church and praying, which my family isn't supposed to do. And on TV you have the news explaining every year things about how Catholics celebrate it.

When I say we're not Christians it's not in a "we're not very religious" but "we have a different religion with different important dates (even though I personally don't believe in anything in particular)" So if I don't elaborate people tend to not understand immediatly what I mean. Whenever I say that to friends irl they tell me the same thing as you did because from their POV Christmas is mostly a reason to eat a lot and see their relatives or even just a capitalistic thing but it seems so obvious to me that Christmas is a Christian thing to me, idk.



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No. 44295[Reply]

This is a thread for females seeking female friends.

If you see a male post in this thread, report them then ignore their post. No need to point it out or reply.

Please include the following info in your post:

> Your age

> Preferred age range for friends
> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
> Contact info
> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)

Don't be afraid to reach out! You will meet more potential friends if you post your info and respond to others rather than just posting and never checking the thread again.
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No. 70137

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>>70131
>>70123
>>70120
>>70119
>>70117
Hi all, I'm >>70118 and I just made a Telegram group if you want to join!
It's https://t.me/joinchat/AAAAAEmtBenhNcde31EcZQ.
Dumb name for now, but it can always be changed. If you guys want, I can voice verify that I'm not a man but an actual girl.

I'll be busy tonight with work so I won't be able to chat tonight if anyone joins today.

See you maybe!

No. 70139

>>70137
Sweet :) I'll make an account and join later today

No. 70153

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> Your age
22
> Preferred age range for friends
20+
> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
Staring at screens, wishing I were drunk, sleeping my life away, refreshing the same webpages over and over again, wondering why I'm awake. I'm looking for friends who are similarly miserable and lonely to bullshit with and keep each other company while we maybe drink and watch animu together. Currently I've been trying to sort out my diet(again), watching Space Ghost, listening to old ass techno music I used to listen to in middle school, playing on my 3ds (mostly new leaf and resident evil mercs), and am thinking about practicing my Spanish (again).
> Contact info
Throwaway is fuckdisshittttt@tutanota.com
Yes, that's five t's. I may or may not end up in your spam so be sure to double check.
> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)
I'm located in the US. Also, just a heads up, I'm not always the best at talking so I apologize in advance for any autist shit I may say.

No. 70164

>>70137
I've joined but you made a channel. Only you can talk in there.

No. 70165

Thanks to >>70164, I figured out I made a mistake…
Please disregard the link in >>70137 and join here instead:
https://t.me/joinchat/G6VGgRAbVadl7BvEKC0ltA



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No. 63152[Reply]

Old thread: >>47022

We've got plenty of underrated dudes on lolcow but are there any men that you're ashamed to say you'd fuck for any reason? Men who are ugly, unattractive, average-looking, creepy, weird or just plain shameful? It doesn't have to be a big reason that you're ashamed, just say why.

Admit your thirst, farmers.
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No. 70075

>>68198
what the fuck, he should be able to have a private family life. It's so entitled for people to be upset about that, of course he wanted to keep his family out of the spotlight

No. 70092

>>70061
>like a muslim wife. Sometimes talkshow hosts don't even shake his hand and go straight to Penn. Turns me on tbh.

lmao anon that's pretty kooky but i kinda see the appeal

No. 70111

>>70092
Fuck, I know. Sometimes it feels lonely being a kooky sadist.

No. 70160

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I feel a lot of shame about young øystein aarseth. Without the creepy facial hair he started rocking, he could smash.

(First time posting, so sorry if I mess up)

No. 70333

>>67127
I wanna cuddle with him so bad.



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No. 64763[Reply]

I didn't see a thread about this so I wanted to make one. Where do you guys get your low cost wigs/hair extensions that still look "nice" enough to wear outside? By nice I mean non shiny/Halloween wigs. I'm going to post some TaoBao links when I get home.
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No. 67685

Whats the best brand for clip-on hair extensions that is natural hair? I would opt to go to Sallys and get the Remys extensions I think. My hair is a dyed dark red, so I'd prefer to find ones that are already in that color or extensions that can be dyed to that color.

No. 68138

anyone have some tips about blending clip in extensions? I have some nice ones that are dyed to match my hair, but they look obvious even if I do shit like curl my hair + the extensions.

I think most of the problem is my hairstyle isn't layered enough (my hair's about shoulder bone length, the extensions go 3-4 inches longer).

I try to clip them eyebrow height and below so the wefts aren't visible, but maybe that stacks them all too close together? halp.

No. 68141

>>68138

The key to a good blend is parting your natural hair and getting them in as close to where the part falls. Try to space out where you're putting the clips in because you might be putting them in too close.

No. 68143

>>67685
I have Bellami but I kinda hate them, they always look like shit after a few months. So I second anyone who has any suggestions

>>68138
Get them textured to match your hair by a stylist, I do that every time I get new ones. It's necessary to have them look like they match

No. 70091

I bought my first pair of clip in hair extensions from irresistible me two years ago. The price seemed reasonable. It was on sale for $240 compared to their $300 something price for 24 inch length, royal remy hair. The color wasn't a perfect match , I guess because my hair has a natural ombre to it (never dyed it). My top layer is way lighter than my underneath layer, so the root area did not match at all, but it blended seamlessly on my ends. (like from the shoulder down). so I have to be careful they don't poke through too much or you see the obvious color difference as you look higher up my head which is kind of annoying.



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No. 57461[Reply]

How does one give themself a makeover, an upgrade? How do you work out exactly what will suit you best?

I'm working out in order to get a fitter body because I let myself go in uni but while I'm at it I want to get my hair, makeup, nails, everything else sorted!

How do you decide what to work on and where do you take it from there? Does anyone have any tips to becoming healthier and more beautiful with hair care/skincare and the rest?

The same goes for giving wardrobe a makeover and the rest. Are there any resources?

I don't know where to begin or what threads here to start on and end up aimlessly lurking but without a solid plan.
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No. 69704

>>69702
It’s not huge, but as I’m so small it’s really obvious, especially in jeans. Thank you for that tip, I will start a butt-rounding routine. :)

I wear a full fringe so my hair is centre-parted. I already dry it upside-down but after one night of sleeping on it it’s flat again. I wash my hair every couple of days as it doesn’t get greasy fast. I was actually considering getting a perm but scared of looking like a 40 YO woman.

No. 69711

>>69482
I have basically the exact same problem as your pic and I've never had anyone notice. I mentioned something about it to my friends of 3+ years and they had no idea what I was talking about.

No. 69721

>>69711
yeah, I'm just used to looking at my dad's perfect smile
but he has dentures so i don't even know why I'm self conscious about it

sage for dumb

No. 69723

>>69482
Teeth are a funny thing because, at least with me, when I had crooked teeth I honestly didn't care. No one cared. But then after I got braces they look so much nicer that I kind of wonder what the hell took me so long. And everybody else seems to think so too.
So teeth are kind of thing that if they're not good no one cares but if they're good they're great, it adds a lot

No. 70079

How good is Blogilates then? I've seen a few of you talk about it being good, will my flab get firmer?



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No. 69626[Reply]

Any farmers had to deal with the ex hitting up your bf? If so what did you do? And did it bother you? Some advice would be nice.

My bf use to date a literal hoe that would fuck a bunch of guys and plays them back and fourth like a boomerang. Every now and then she would try to hit my bf up when she breaks up with her boytoy. My bf already moved on but she doesn't care, I spoke to my bf about this and he doesn't want to make a big fuss because she's friends with his friends.

No. 69631

>>69626
Break up and grow up
Use one of the relationship threads like a normal anon instead of making a whole thread next time

No. 69672

>>69631
I'd say break up or grow up but this

No. 70077

>>69626
grow tf up. stop blaming the girl and start expecting more respect from your boyfriend. If he can't ignore her or block her, that's his problem. Otherwise dump him. Let me guess, you live with him too and sit around all day with no job or school while he provides for you?



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No. 43180[Reply]

post pictures of awful makeup and makeup trends you hate
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No. 70052

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Speaking of bad eyebrows and being bad at makeup can we talk about this??? I swear, some girls are trying too hard to get into the clown makeup trend that's going on right now on instagram

No. 70055

>>70052
Was coke her inspiration?

No. 70056

>>70052
I'm actually a huge fan of the uprising clown makeup trend, I like that people aren't focusing on looking "conventional" or necessarily "pretty" but rather wanting to show some color and artistic talent. But this. This is just awful.

No. 70058

>>70052
>this thumbnail doesn't look that bad
>opens
>ah..

No. 70060

>>59835
It looks like a secondlife model



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No. 66358[Reply]

Can we have a thread for lesbian and bi women to discuss their fantasies and desires towards other women? No rules except for no talk about dicks
I never find women my age (20) attractive. It's always older women, usually 30+, especially older butch lesbians. I want an older woman to boss me around
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No. 70017

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>>70003
>tfw she comes home while you're cooking
>pretends sniff and asks if you've been doing drugs
>grabs you by the hair and handcuffs you, passionately kissing you to make sure you're not hiding "drugs" in your mouth
>puts the stove on low
>bends you over and gives you the "full-body search"
>"Are you attempting to resist, citizen? Don't make me take out my baton (strap-on) to suppress you!"
>pounds your pussy while she's pressing her huge, sweaty boobs on yours while grabbing yours with her strong, yet soft hands, lightly pressing her nails into your skin
>after she's done, she goes "I think that's enough of that. Don't let me catch you with any 'drugs' on you next time or I'll really give it to you!"
>resumes cooking for you while you're laying on the bed in ecstasy
>mfw it will never happen to me

No. 70020

>>70017
I think you turned me lesbian anon. Your story was fantastic!

No. 70021

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>>70017
h-holy shit

No. 70028

>>70017
There were actually no drugs?
Fantasy ruined :(

No. 70044

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>>70017
Nice one, anon



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No. 50546[Reply]

There is a thread for 3D guys you want to fug, can we have one for 2D too? Post dem husbandos.
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No. 69940

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>>69924
Aww yis
delicious brown pirate bara

No. 69967

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>>69940
oh god, i remember reading some trashy x reader fanfic (that i'm 100% sure the op deleted bc i can't find that shit anywhere now) a couple years ago where he was plowing the reader over a desk that made a whole fireworks show go off in my pussy
he was already daddy-tier when i first laid eyes on his design but that shit put him on a whole new level for me lmao

No. 69981

>>50587
God tier taste, anon. I fucking love Okuyasu.
I am even willing to go full weeb and buy dakimakura pillow case with him printed on, but idk if it even exists.

No. 69983

>>50587
he's so dumb and nice I want to be his friend and maybe suck his dick a lil bit

No. 70022

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>>50587
I've always loved his cute lil eyelashes, and his friendship with Josuke is one of the most precious in JoJo.

I really loved Joshuu, gender bangs and all, up until he and literally molested his own mom :/

Lot's of qts in part 8 so far, especially Norisuke. Jobin has bulimia cheeks sometimes, but I love him anyways, Yagiyama and that guy with the sweater on his head were v kawaii (rip), Gappy is darling, and Josefumi and Yoshikage are both spectacular. They might actually have my favorite friendship in JoJo.



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