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No. 194997[Reply]

We're pretty harsh here, but while there's some needless nitpicking on the threads, our subjects are generally terrible people. In your opinion, which cow/flake most deserves being torn apart on lolcow?

I think Margot completely deserves the treatment she gets here, because no one brings a person into this world and fucks them up deliberately for material gain like that. Sheena Oum and Ryden Armani fucking deserve to be dragged through hell too, if they contributed to their partners' death.
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No. 195202

>majority male

u lost?

No. 195219

They're talking about the 8ch board, anon. Which is undoubtedly majority male.

As far as the subject of this thread goes, here's my list (which is subjective and tbh there are cows and flakes I haven't even checked out yet):
Ryder Armani
Kiki to a certain extent (the spergchan posts really prove how unstable she is and how much she enjoys bringing others down)

I agree with other anons that Luna's not so bad, but I love her threads because it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion

No. 195233

good point anon. Luna's my fave prob because at her age (I'm 26 now) I was a raging heroin addict. I showered, cleaned my home and worked a job but besides that I probably was just as cunning, sneaky and annoying as she can be.

I'm sure everyone shares at least one similarity with their favorite cow or snowflake!

No. 195274


this is a legitimately interesting take anon. i'm more inclined to cut slack to the cows that resemble myself, but yeah, i can emphatise with how raging at someone with similar faults can cause you to wise up to your own. i see that in Mariah threads a lot, i don't know how many of them are serious but a lot of people are like "seeing how terrible she looks made me eat better/exercise/work on my cosplays more carefully".

No. 195275


most male cows are boring af. Onision is really the only one who I occasionally get immersed in, every other dude is pretty wack.

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No. 195261[Reply]

>she fell for the penile jew

why don't you take the redpill and become a lesbian ?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

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No. 111423[Reply]

Old thread ( >>>/b/20965 ) is now on bump-limit

Gossip about celebrities. Just shit-talk away.
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No. 195153

Agree with her but she sound so fucking insane, it creep me out how she suddenly start crying and snap out of it immediately.

No. 195158

There's no doubt that she's got some kind of psychological issue. She has a lot of drama at all times that she's the cause of.



No. 195159

But she didnt destroy her career. Azaelia banks is a nutjob. No one took her seriously then and no one does now. Lupe fiasco put azaelia banks in her place but said Iggy has a "place" in rap music. T.I. cosigned Iggy. ASAP crew basically invented Iggy and cosigned her nonetheless. Kendrick was even like "yeah let her do her thing shes alright".

Qtip and Azaelia tried but no one cares enough about them to listen. Although I agreed with what they said completely, it was definitely Iggy's racist tweets & Not being able to sell albums/ tickets to her concerts. Cuz her music is terrible.

No. 195170

Honestly, though, a broken clock is right twice a day.

No. 195244

God, I fucking hate Taylor Swift. I just watched Bad Blood for the first time all the way through and it is so awful and plotless. They literally just showcased a bunch of her hot celebrity friends, that's it, that's the video. Her squad is so obnoxious.

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No. 195082[Reply]

>be me
>helped with femanon out with her career navigating some shit
>femanon hangs out with me irl once
>femanon calls it a date
>femanon shows me her waist, she pulled her shirt off her pants and showed me how loose fitting her pants were
>femanon kiss me after our 'date'
>fast foward
>femanon says good night with xx, always
>femanon said she wants to marry me
>femanon tells me about other guys she is seeing but always insist they aren't me
>femanon called me bae, but i never reicprocated
>femanon once said she loved me on snap "i love you"

wtf is going on, does she like me, what do i do? she is also very busy with work, and is living in europe without data and can only use public wifi. She is an emerging artist. She is also autistic-like with adhd and is beta and is awkward and shy.

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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No. 195148

She likes you.

No. 195156

Don't think much about it. Consider if you're getting what you want from the relationship, and adjust it if so. No point in thinking am I X or am I Y. Treat each issue individually.

No. 195164

She's actually a reptillian. She's testing you, and if you pass (stay by her side) she'll let you into her tribe and you'll bear her lizard babies

No. 195234

she seems annoying even just based on the screencap you provided. you send her a job lead and she says she "can't" cold call jobs? no bitch, you WON'T cold call jobs. bc you're lazy and entitled

No. 195243

Directly ask her what she wants from you, if she doesn't know then move on and start treating you platonic. She sounds kinda crazy though tbh.

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No. 15930[Reply]

How do you feel about Omocat's designs and artwork? I like a lot of the stuff available in their store and have the glow in the dark sweater personally, other people think it's too weeb.
Reminder that they started a Kickstarter for a game they were making with free software. It raised $203,000 from 5,910 backers. Said game was meant to be released in May, but there's been no word on it. Not even an update. No backer rewards, either.
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No. 194676

Yeah the Fall 2016 ones are super nice and makes me wish she did sell them at conventions…I went to a con and she had 80 percent 8 bit designs and they were ugly im my opinion. Those kind of designs are the ones you find on Snapfish or some shit.Looks like she pulled them off the site..

No. 195237

There's an update on her kick starter page (finally) posted a couple days ago and basically it was saying that making a game is hard, time consuming and all that jazz. She list all the games features (and even forgot about one) and ended the post saying that they'er going to release a playable demo of the game in October……at a pop-up shop in L.A….yeah, I found that really weird…

No. 195238

Also the pop-up shop's only going to be open for two days…

No. 195239

She also said she would resale the demo after then event to the backers,and then release it publicly for anyone to check out

No. 195240

Sorry, dumb auto-correct!

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No. 187938[Reply]

Previous thread hit post limit

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No. 195242

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I'm not asexual or repulsed by sexual things/the thought of sex, and porn/masturbation/talking about sex is fine with me. Part of my job can be sexual (but the job itself isn't sexual in the slightest, it's confusing) and so I don't find myself being uncomfortable with that. But I am just so hung up on the idea of having sex with someone that it's giving me irrational anxiety about it now being a situation I could easily opt into.

My friend sexually abused me at 14 - I don't know if abuse is right, but I was depressed and relied on that one person to keep me from killing myself and was told 'we're two girls, we have to try it eventually' and 'just pretend I'm someone else' and 'it'll make you feel better'. I think that contributes to my insecurities. I also don't think anyone should be able to see me…enjoying myself? Like during an orgasm? I think that because of that situation with my friend, I've seen actual sexual intercourse as a taboo thing so I think that people consider me 'not allowed' to enjoy it or something.

It's a weird situation and I'm aware that it's probably not coherently written either. I just have the opportunity for a few hookups with someone I like a lot and who likes me too, and I would obviously jump at the chance but I'm so confused about it all that it's making my head hurt to think about it. I know I like girls and guys and lean more towards girls - lesbian songs or music videos or Youtube videos or movies/TV shows make me feel like 'yes, that's me! That's what I wanna be like!' but I feel like it'll never happen because of the way I think about sex. Which is stupid. I feel somehow impure or dirty and don't want someone to see me in such a vulnerable position.

Pic completely unrelated, obviously.

No. 195258

Tfw your girlfriend is 1000% better looking then you.
Going out in public is the worst because you feel like she shouldn't be seen with you.

I'm having terrible emotional feelings about my girlfriends choice from looking masculine to feminine.

No. 195372

Some time ago I had a conversation with a friend about how I never tell anything about myself or my thoughts or feelings to anyone and it's been kind of haunting me. I guess it's true and I don't really know why I'm not more open about myself. Maybe it's because I don't want to be mocked for my interests or thoughts or because I just feel like it's not necessary for anyone to know shit since we're not really close friends and it's easier to keep it that way so I can just move on and do whatever I feel like next.
Thinking about it just makes me feel dead inside, like I don't really have a personality or any interests at all. I mean, I know that can't be true, I have hobbies and likes and dislikes but when I'm with people, I just become this empty shell of a human who just pretty much fits into whatever is needed at the moment.

How can I stop being such an out of reach bitch and maybe actually make closer friends that I don't eventually just fall out of touch with because I don't care enough?

No. 195376

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I have really bad depression, not for one particular reason but lots of tiny things that become exaggerated into a big fog that just hangs over everything I do. I had counseling for a bit but I felt like I couldn't tell the counselor anything because of course even tho there is confidentiality I get paranoid that telling her lots the things that play a major role in my feelings (some of which involve drugs, alcohol etc) will end up being pursued further, so I stopped going bc it was kind of pointless. The only person I have to talk to right now is also my only friend (Seriously, I have no other people I have actual conversation with on a regular basis) and she's been really sweet listening to me and being 100% honest when giving me advice. I'm really glad to have her but also really scared that I'm going to lose her as friend bc the few times we've hung out it just ended in me crying. I feel like a massive idoit and like I'm just burdening her, especially after reading some of the replies in >>195281 thread. No one wants to hang out with someone who just cries and ruins everything all the time but she's all I have it's so pathetic. ofc I listen to her when she has stuff to talk about too. She keeps telling me its ok and that she wants to help but I really feel like it won't be.

No. 195534

I got invited to be a bridesmaid for a wedding, and while I've been happy to oblidge for the sake of my friends, it's not everything I thought it would be.
I had to pay 300 dollars for a dress I look objectively terrible in.
Recently the MoH asked me to be the one to find and book a venue for the bridal shower which, imo, is her delegating her responsibility.
I have no damn clue what to book, I've never done anything wedding related before so I don't know what to look for or what to do. I feel like telling her I can't, despite her trying to butter me up about how I'd be 'good' at this.

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No. 190059[Reply]

everyone has that song that is their song, whether it like describes them or they feel a deep connection with it, constantly insist on playing it at parties or listen to it on public transport to evoke special feelings, you know what i mean. I love asking people this question, I feel like it says a lot about them.

what are yours anons?

I'll post mine:
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No. 194835

specifically mystikal's verse. i have no idea why, but it just is.

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No. 194923

I wish it was a exaggeration that most of Aphex Twin are "my songs"

No. 195134

omg malice mizer. i love them since forever. the best visual kei band ever.

No. 195160

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No. 131699[Reply]

I checked around for a thread like this and didn't see one, so here is an all-purpose employment thread.

Post about your employment status, successes, woes, anxieties, rants, etc.
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No. 195011

>'How are you doing?'
Isn't this the same pretty much everywhere? I hardly believe Europeans respond to people they just met with how they're actually doing.

I feel like people forget that the US has "fake" cultural customs for politeness like everywhere else because it's so prevalent globally. Every culture in the world has random BS fake shit they do to/with other people to be polite/save face/be considerate. I wonder if people think Americans are being fake when they say "omg I love your purse!" because politeness here is sometimes tied to being overenthusiastic (being polite, but restrained can sometimes appear rude) and that's usually not the case elsewhere.

As for the flakiness, in my experience this is not a US thing as I've seen countless international students and immigrants do this too. People everywhere can be tied up in their own lives to care about others.

No. 195042

Can't speak for all 0f Europe but most people won't even ask you 'how you are doing' unless you are family a friend or a doctor.
Here fucking everyone ask you that which is part of a greeting I guess but dor Europeans it's weird to get asked this even though the shop assistant just asks this because she has to

No. 195046

Nope, where I'm from most people don't ask you that at all. They may ask 'how's it going/what's up', but that's totally different imo. When I ask 'how are you doing' it's when I see a friend who's sick or someone whose mother died or something and I know them well enough to offer them my support.

I usually don't ask anything, just say hi and then talk about whatever (weather/the party/whatever's going on at that particular moment)

No. 195059

I quit my first full-time at a call centre last summer, mostly because call centres fucking suck. Started working an admin job in December and already I'm thinking of leaving this too at just 6 months.

There are a number of reasons, but the main one is how uncomfortable I always feel. When I was still very new, one of my coworkers embarrassed me at a company function by exposing something personal about me (he exclaimed it loudly and everyone heard). Since then I've never felt like I fit in, like people hurried to leave when I was around, and saw me as weird. I tried to live it down,but they never seemed to warm up to me and this guy keeps bringing it up and is always asking me really uncomfortable, prying questions about my personal life. This Friday he was asking me if I've ever "heard people having sex before" and I've decided that's as close to sexual harassment as I want to get. I worry about how this job hopping will look on my resume, but I can't stay here. It sucks because the actual job itself is quite nice, but this guy is in the family and there's no HR to complain to so I feel I have no choice. I just hope I'm not just being dramatic.

No. 195060

Canadafag here, everyone asks that here too and I hate it. Never saw the point of asking a rhetorical question no one really wants the answer to when you already greeted each other by saying "hi".

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No. 193125[Reply]

Have you ever kicked a guy in the balls ? Why and what happened ?
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No. 194906

wew anon you sound harsh on yourself. I kicked guyfriends in balls, scratched them and hit in general a lot as a kid. I wasn't very fond of doing it but that was the thing. They would tease girls and girls would chase them and hit them. I guess it's some sort of puberty thing, tension between girls and boys and shit. But yeah that was notorious.
I have never kicked anyone "seriously" tho, on full force. But I'm always ready

No. 194910

I did once accidentally, we were playing soccer, I felt remorseful

No. 194993

one time i was sitting with a then current boyfriend on a couch and i thought itd be hilarious to straddle him and tickle him
but as i was getting into position i knee'd him like directly in the balls pretty hard
dude turned out to be a douche though
im not super regretful

No. 194995

My dad :( Story goes:

When I was a kid, one day my folks, as usual, took me along to a party. As they were all sipping their drinks, chatting, and having fun, one of the family friends (a guy) who took up looking after me, taught me I oughta kick a guy in the balls, and showed me how to do it, if said guy would ever… unnerve me, as I remember. Keep in mind I was under 10 y.o. He wanted to protect me from something else, of course, but this is what I took from it.

Sometime later, my dad was playing dodgeball with me, helping me get better at it because I complained being shit at it at school. I had a great aim, but couldn't dodge. I was still being shit at dodging and got frustrated, so when he got me, I aimed at his crotch, and threw the ball with all my power. He squealed and rolled on the floor.

I was flabbergasted and scared by his reaction. He did his best to assure me everything's ok and I shouldn't be worried.

No. 195022

Was all i did in high school. Any boy that was a cunt to me or try to wind me up, id kick him in to balls or grab and twist them. I gave no fucks haha

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No. 67967[Reply]

Can we have a general language thread? I've searched /g/'s and /b/'s catalogs and all the language threads are for Japanese specifically, so I wanted to make one for all languages. There seem to be a pretty varied amount of languages here, to be sure.

What other languages do you speak? Are any of you learning a new language, or interested in helping someone with a language? Maybe make some language exchange buddies?
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No. 184805

Haaaa I'm also in the Czech Republic, but I'm a foreigner. I'm trying to learn Czech but it's very difficult for me. I think it's a beautiful and complex language, and I'd love to actually hold a legit conversation with people here someday.

I'm a native English speaker and I speak French at about a B1 level. I used to be closer to C1, but it's been awhile since I've used it properly (as in, in a non-tourist setting) so I'm really rusty.

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No. 184950

I've alway wanted to learn Navajo, but my Chei is embarrassed of his accent

No. 185290

would anyone like to start learning spanish with me? i'm a little familiar with the language but am still very much a noob. i think it'd be neat to have a partner to learn with. we can find some material and go over it with each other and possibly watch some soaps together (if i can figure that out).

No. 195017

Does anyone know where you can download Pimsleur Spanish past lesson 16 for free? I have a 40 minute drive every day and I'm done trying to listen to podcasts on YouTube. Your can't learn that much from a lot of them. Pimsleur cds are out of my price range since I just listen to them once.

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