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No. 426045[Reply]

Previous thread >>> /pt/422661

Last time on The Greg Parade:

- CloggerBex returns home after accomplishing one shaving cream video and showing up in Gerg's livestreams. Her twitter suggests she won't be flown out again due to school and expenses, not that it matters because she's sad that Plainey shit-talked her on previous younow streams.

- Lainey continues to dye her hair Billie's color, making pissy comments on her younows (bars pls!!!) about how she's not with Bex and totally not poly you guys, but she's a weeb now so pls submit fanfics and cosplay ideas. And she's vegan, and did she mention she hates weed?

- Gerg suicides his channel by transitioning the main Onision channel with 2 million subs to paid-only, 50 cents a month. Some people's Google Play connected cards were autocharged, and Gerg's 13-year-old fanbase sobs in his comments about how their mom won't let them pay him. Gerg is unmoved, knowing he needs to get sweet cash before the IRS fucks him to the tune of up to $300,000.

- A potential third trinity member, Ashlyn (macncheesefairy) appears. 18, vegan, and a visual clone of Billie, she's been getting plenty of Onion's attention on social media, but this isn't definite - Lain-boy has a new crush, but won't say who.

- Drama youtuber TallVideos and conspiracy farmers suspect that Greg has three kids total: Troy, Cloey, and one from a previous partner or marriage, which would explain some of the age-inappropriate children's toys around the house better than Lainey's daddy kink. Delicious, but unconfirmed milk on this episode of Big Greg Goes To The City.

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No. 429080

Here's to hoping onion lands a very feminine, very beautiful trans girl and lameo has to live with being inferior yet again

No. 429093

Supposedly Lt. killed himself so im not sure how hes posting spoiled milk from the grave(Fake Bait)

No. 429094

he basically got pushed out by the others mods and he and becks are no longer fb friends

maybe he's posting to get back at her but we also knew she smoked so it's spoilt milk(You too)

No. 429099

new thread >>>/pt/429098

No. 429101


Do you have any proof he really shot himself?

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No. 422661[Reply]

Last time on Kekking at the onions:
Onion invited a seemingly obsessive plainey fan to the grease mantion without telling grainey in advance, visibly pissed off the agender snowflake.

- gargoyle flew a 20 year old patron over to "stay" with them and "collab" only for him to get a crotchful of fangirl and clog the family toilet

- grease "flew over bexx to do some shitty collab vids, the first of which featured her alongside onion in her bikini and shaving cream. Head in crotch action was involved.

- first day at the mansion bexx (over)shared her adventures in the mcmansion by posting pics of how she clogged onion's toilet and was ~so embarrassed~

- plainey livestreamed and looked as furious as ever, even being unable to fidget spin because she was so triggered by bexx

- onion and his fan did some more shitty vids as well as younow streams where she gives him lovey-dovey eyes while being her dull fangirl-self

- veiney still makes shitty would-i-let-my-greasy-husband-fuck-you vids, weirdly enough seeing as she keeps saying she doesn't want (onion to have) more gfs/"""poly""" relationships

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No. 426042

she looks a lot less confident than Billie, and I'm sure Greg finds that very attractive.

No. 426044

i'll get a new thread together, give me a min

No. 426046

New thread >>>/pt/426045

No. 426050

Doesn't onion edit her videos?

No. 426228

tbh onion clan are literally nobodies so it's not surprising (assuming they even leave the house in the first place)

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No. 421206[Reply]

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay
Twitter: https://twitter.com/mariahmallad
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun
Instagram / Snapchat: mariahmallad

Recent: Did a Stocking cosplay, looked horrid. Revealed she tapes her jowls off her face to look thinner.

Posted pics of her harassing her cat. Poor thing.

Has been reposting old cosplays and POV shoots from at least 50 pounds ago. Is "working" on a Cindy cosplay from FF15 despite supposedly being on a break. Also commissioned a kigu that makes her somehow look like even more of a bloated whale.

Chimped at a friend for wearing the same bra in two different Patreon sets while always wearing the same Nike bra and underwear in her own, showing the usual amount of hypocrisy we've come to expect from Momo.

Is buying more bootleg figures, each worse looking than the last.

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No. 425426

Come on peeps we have 8 post left.

No. 425427


She has to be drunk right now this was so uncomfortable to watch

No. 425430

stop shitting up the thread and post caps next time, wait till someone makes a new thread ffs

No. 425442

>I'll become better with every costume!
>Never even makes her costumes and instead borrows them from her friends or buys them off ebay
The worst thing is that people support her delusions.

>Look at how mad I'm not being posting this passive aggressive tweet with screenshots! Checkmate haters, you never got to me! I'm so secure about my weight I need to share every comment regarding it!

No. 425549

New thread: >>425446

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No. 424675[Reply]

Wrima Aspting, EWS !oyxLDTDotI
or Steam Twist (AKA Wirma Aspie)
Aparently he's some kind of ponychan autist who is banned everywhere for being so retarded. Seems similar to Chris Chan.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKXWoGjFB48(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 424700

Very interesting and informative thread op

No. 424726

Moved to >>>/snow/373953.

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No. 194506[Reply]

Previous thread: >>88648


Recent developments:
>Still scamming customers through bepop (the same place Felice scammed people for a minute)
>Fellow lolcow Marfmellow has been obsessing about Tess and making multiple call out videos that are like an hour long
>Her "husband" is getting really fat (still not married yet)
>Posted a really vomit-inducing bondage pic on instagram to promote #NoBraDay for breast cancer and lost a lot of fans, kek
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No. 283394

inb4 she smothers it under her fat while co-sleeping

No. 422752

So , i just read like all the comments and all i have to say is that society fucked people up! Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Just because society thinks that skinny girls are prettier. The skinny models dont eat food , they eat nothing so that they could look perfect like you and society want. some of the models eat something but only like Salats and i think thats ok at least they eat something. i dont say that skinny models are ugly or something like that but they try to hard and plus size models dont. they re just the way they are . they eat healthy food too . just because they look fat doesnt mean they dont eat helthy and everyone saying that tess holliday looks gross, thats not even true , she is just like everyone else, normal. and i think all the people that say she is ugly , you are not perfect yourself , first look at yourself in the mirror first and then write a comment. And now i ask all of you , are you perfect ? Do you love yourself ? Because the most important part is loving yourself. Everyone is perfect with imperfections. And you should know making other feel bad does that make you feel much better ? I know how bullying is and if you're yourself a bully you should be ashamed of yourself. Tess had a horrible childhood so she could use some love although she has enough but extra is better . so you should know , nobody is gross , society is !(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 422758

She's obese, not thick, not 'has a bit of a tummy', not chubby, not even just a bit fat. Obese.
And the main problem with this is not that people who are of a different 'standard' for society should feel awful about themselves, but promoting the idea that it's ok to stay and even promote unhealthy lifestyles with this haes bullshit.

No one really cares that Tess or people like her are fat, they have a problem with promoting ideas that don't actually involve encouragement to self-improve.

Sure don't hate yourself for being obese, but no one should placate themselves to the point where they refuse plain facts in order to feel better about either being too lazy or accepting personal responsibility.

It's the sort of thing that normalizes obesity.
You know what's awful to see? Obese children with their obese parents who don't see a problem with their kid 'being a little husky' or a completely healthy sized child being pinned as too skinny because the average person is overweight.
Your average person is retarded enough to take these spiels as fact. Anything to avoid personal responsibility.

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No. 422762

Is she really just obese though? She's definitely morbidly obese, but I'd say she's more death fat. She's past all hope. Her body is fucked, no way after even dramatic weightloss will she have a normal life span.

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No. 419968[Reply]

Onion and his smug spaceprince continue on their path towards destitution only managing to get by for the time being on their ~true~ fans' bux donations on younow and patreon.

- Onion and Plainey recently put out a video of Plainey taking an online bdsm quiz confirming they are boring and into degrading plainey both in and outside the bedroom.

- Plainey continues making horrible amalgamations out of semi-current slang and memes trying to relate to her army of agender teen girls

- Onion continues to sperg on twitter about subjects like the IRS investigation, youtube censorship and weed etc.

- Onion keeps making videos about his dying youtube channels and claiming last videos for this and that channel

- Onion decided to try to rebranch himself as "Onichan" and made a new channel where he started posting more videos with
him running around in his underwear or humping inanimate objects and showing off his crazy self.

- Trinity speculations:
- Vix a patron onion was interested seems to be gone for good except for having made one cameo typing a sad face emoji Onion's discord server while he was streaming on younow
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No. 422655

Does anyone have caps from anything else on this fake profile?

No. 422656


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No. 422659

Haha holy shit the kid caught him redhanded

No. 422662

New thread >>>/pt/422661

No. 422665


The point is that she's bad at it. Those lips are ridiculously over-lined in the worst and most obvious way possible.


It's not an acronym it's his fucking initials. It's only natural to assume that someone browsing a image board who doesn't know who Chris Chan is is either a newfag or underaged. And one of the people you quoted was just asking a question.

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No. 45587[Reply]

Ophelia (Although she changes her name, personality, friends, interests and life story every two years) is a MFC lolcow like non other. Prepare yourself children, for the lolcow of all lolcows

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No. 351440

did you really bump a dead thread just to reply to a year old comment? are you mentally disabled?

No. 353498


hahaha, what a wonderful post.
someone unban this man!

No. 364762


No. 422173

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>BLACK DOG: Jeremy Corbyn poses for a selfie with Gagged Girls soft porn star Misha Mayfair


No. 422179

>I am the sex worker who took a selfie with Corbyn – this is my side of the story


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No. 415824[Reply]

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay
Twitter: https://twitter.com/mariahmallad
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun
Instagram / Snapchat: mariahmallad

Recent: Mariah is now telling everyone she’s hired a personal trainer to help get her in shape. Translation? She’s about to get another round of liposuction during her “cosplay break”. Cheers to everyone who guessed that one. Can’t wait for her to explain more “thigh freckles” to her neckbeards.

Redid her “adult” Kanna by throwing her in a black bikini and some random taobao/ alieexpress / ebay gothic lolita costume. That shoot featured her wearing the same ill fitting black bikini she always wears and touching the Tohru’s crotch. She did a “boudoir” Hermione shoot as well, which was what you can always expect from her. Same lingerie, same walmart stockings, same boring bed set.

Some random guy from Mexico took a picture of him aiming a gun. Whether if it was malicious or no is for you to decide in your own time since we already had enough discussion in the last thread whether it’s illegal or “just a meme”. Whether he was serious or just wanted some nasty fat girl dressed as Kanna in bikini off his facebook feed doesn’t matter right now. What matters is it caused Momo to go on a huge cry rant about it on twitter and facebook, made claims she was going to the police, tried to doxx the guy, all before she backpedalled and deleted everything about the incident.

Went on a short rant on her twitter saying how she’s a “changed person” and “doesn’t use racial slurs anymore” despite her shouting ching chong at an asian D.VA cosplayer while she was wearing Mei was from this year. She went off and mass deleted all her old tweets.

Unfortunately for her, the internet never forgets and we already have the screencaps and previous threads.

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No. 421204


She seriously looks barrel chested. Like her non-existent ass, it's an anomaly. How can her chest be so huge, yet so flat and shapeless?

No. 421207

New thread: >>421206

No. 421222

sarah palin

No. 421272

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and thats just jotaro and dio, who are extremely muscular characters with huge clothing to accompany them, top fucking kek when she realizes that jolyne is a fucking twig, watch her buy another skin suit thatll make her look like a tube of chorizo

No. 421494

sage for old comment but if you're uploading straight from your phone, download a photo editing app. once you save it in the orientation you want, you can upload it.

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No. 419952[Reply]

>Dumb fucking attention-whore cunt whores her life out about how she relapses with cutting and bulimia on youtube.
>She wants to be an inspirational GURU for helping girls that cut and have bulimia
>Wants her fans to be part of her "Shanny Fanny Family" cult
>Happy music in the background when talking about her relapses


Im fucking mad this bitch has gotten no backlash.
Shes like the bitch on dr phil with the cuts all over.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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No. 419957

holy desperate selfpost, batman, wtf is this shit?

No. 419958

Oh right, this place is run by retarded anorexic or fat borderline women…

No. 419960


I have no idea who this place is 'run by', but that doesn't stop this being a bullshit thread. Idiot.

No. 419973

Aren't only famous because of ED against the rules?

No. 419975

Moved to >>>/snow/368195.

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No. 415476[Reply]

It's our incumbent top lolcow, YouTube """"comedian"""" Onision, and his Agender Space Prince Lainey, better known for his rampant ephebophilia, harassment of anyone he comes into contact with, and malignant narcissism.

Last time, on As The Fidget Spinner Turns:

- Onion finally gets senpai to notice him, and "debates" Blaire White while looking like Patrick Bateman; the result is a shitshow in which Gerg showcases all his famous narc manipulation techniques, including reductio ad dictionary: "let me just check the dictionary definition of the word 'collection'"

- Lainey reckons she's losing weight so fast that by the time I finish this post she'll be weigh a negative number of pounds and be able to float away to Fiji like a helium balloon

- Greg had spotted a new potential trinity victim, Vix, until he was cockblocked by her boyfriend. He has a lot of feelings about this difficult situation, all of which are totally platonic of course

- Lainey is really relating to today's youth on her livestream #blessed #yassqueen #slay #notgroomingchildreniswear

- The IRS popped around for tea and biscuits. We look forward to future updates on how the visit went.

- Onion M.D. continues to make great strides in the fight against eating disorders by trying to trigger Shane Dawson's body dysmorphic disorder, using bogus made up measurements and advice
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No. 419946

>tfw beck is so obsessed with smegmaman and becoming the doormats only outside human contact, that she would selfpost here
That's gingercucks twitter profile picture, I recognise it.
>inb4 Beck is so insane she stole lainey's phone to post caps on fucking lolcow
I mean, considering how nuts you have to be to actively seek out Greg's attention… While they look fake at this point nothing surprises me, look how nuts Joy turned out. The whole mansion is surrounded only by looneys.

No. 419947

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Sorry for the samefag but pic related is a cap of her post to onion's discord server with the shitty song she made for plainey


No. 419965

And what is this supposed to prove? You're obviously overcensoring a hell of a lot, and there aren't timestamps below the (2nd? why is pic etc censored at top) catfish's messages.

Also stop namefagging. Just makes you look like a newfag, which makes everything you say seem less believable, if that's even possible at this point.

But basically there is 0 reason to believe that isn't another generated/shooped pic. OH IT HAS HER TWITTER ICON IN IT SO OBVIOUSLY THAT MUST BE HER.
This isn't milk. ffs. why is this a thing that is even being discussed. If you don't understand why what you've showed is not being believed at all and is not even close to reliable evidence even taken at face value, I sincerely doubt you should be using this site.

If things HAPPEN, then that will be interesting. But drop it for now because this is just pathetic.

No. 419969

New thread >>>/pt/419968

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