It's our incumbent top lolcow, YouTube """"comedian"""" Onision, and his Agender Space Prince Lainey, better known for his rampant ephebophilia, harassment of anyone he comes into contact with, and malignant narcissism.
Last time, on As The Fidget Spinner Turns:
- Onion finally gets senpai to notice him, and "debates" Blaire White while looking like Patrick Bateman; the result is a shitshow in which Gerg showcases all his famous narc manipulation techniques, including reductio ad dictionary: "let me just check the dictionary definition of the word 'collection'"
- Lainey reckons she's losing weight so fast that by the time I finish this post she'll be weigh a negative number of pounds and be able to float away to Fiji like a helium balloon
- Greg had spotted a new potential trinity victim, Vix, until he was cockblocked by her boyfriend. He has a lot of feelings about this difficult situation, all of which are totally platonic of course
- Lainey is really relating to today's youth on her livestream #blessed #yassqueen #slay #notgroomingchildreniswear
- The IRS popped around for tea and biscuits. We look forward to future updates on how the visit went.
- Onion M.D. continues to make great strides in the fight against eating disorders by trying to trigger
Shane Dawson's body dysmorphic disorder, using bogus made up measurements and advicePost too long. Click here to view the full text.