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No. 415476[Reply]

It's our incumbent top lolcow, YouTube """"comedian"""" Onision, and his Agender Space Prince Lainey, better known for his rampant ephebophilia, harassment of anyone he comes into contact with, and malignant narcissism.

Last time, on As The Fidget Spinner Turns:

- Onion finally gets senpai to notice him, and "debates" Blaire White while looking like Patrick Bateman; the result is a shitshow in which Gerg showcases all his famous narc manipulation techniques, including reductio ad dictionary: "let me just check the dictionary definition of the word 'collection'"

- Lainey reckons she's losing weight so fast that by the time I finish this post she'll be weigh a negative number of pounds and be able to float away to Fiji like a helium balloon

- Greg had spotted a new potential trinity victim, Vix, until he was cockblocked by her boyfriend. He has a lot of feelings about this difficult situation, all of which are totally platonic of course

- Lainey is really relating to today's youth on her livestream #blessed #yassqueen #slay #notgroomingchildreniswear

- The IRS popped around for tea and biscuits. We look forward to future updates on how the visit went.

- Onion M.D. continues to make great strides in the fight against eating disorders by trying to trigger Shane Dawson's body dysmorphic disorder, using bogus made up measurements and advice
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No. 419946

>>419942
>tfw beck is so obsessed with smegmaman and becoming the doormats only outside human contact, that she would selfpost here
That's gingercucks twitter profile picture, I recognise it.
>inb4 Beck is so insane she stole lainey's phone to post caps on fucking lolcow
I mean, considering how nuts you have to be to actively seek out Greg's attention… While they look fake at this point nothing surprises me, look how nuts Joy turned out. The whole mansion is surrounded only by looneys.

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>>419942
Sorry for the samefag but pic related is a cap of her post to onion's discord server with the shitty song she made for plainey

https://m.soundcloud.com/rebecca-guertin-281113698/a-like-song-for-lainey-1

No. 419965

>>419936
And what is this supposed to prove? You're obviously overcensoring a hell of a lot, and there aren't timestamps below the (2nd? why is pic etc censored at top) catfish's messages.

Also stop namefagging. Just makes you look like a newfag, which makes everything you say seem less believable, if that's even possible at this point.

But basically there is 0 reason to believe that isn't another generated/shooped pic. OH IT HAS HER TWITTER ICON IN IT SO OBVIOUSLY THAT MUST BE HER.
This isn't milk. ffs. why is this a thing that is even being discussed. If you don't understand why what you've showed is not being believed at all and is not even close to reliable evidence even taken at face value, I sincerely doubt you should be using this site.

If things HAPPEN, then that will be interesting. But drop it for now because this is just pathetic.

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New thread >>>/pt/419968



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No. 401819[Reply]

Obligatory sperg thread https://lolcow.farm/kiki

After making appearances in student movies (like Daisy which she had clue what was about) but never actually saying how to watch her "work", Kiki resorts to what she's been hinting to go back to for ages: YouTube. But of course, never did so bc of haters, not for being simply lazy… until now. Promises to post weekly. Let's see how long it lasts this time.

Previous thread: >>358686

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lilouvos/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilouvos
https://www.Twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/kikikanniballl
IMDb: http://www.imdb.me/lilouvos
Actors Access: https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/lilouvos
Backstage: https://www.backstage.com/u/lilouvos/
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No. 419353

>>419340
A whole week of eating at home?!!! OMG GAIZ SHE'S AMAZING! KIKI PLS TELL ME HOW YOU SURVIVED THAT ORDEAL!!!1

No. 419405

>>419349
>how incredibly hypocritical you are.
out of literally everything that Kiki is, this is by far the biggest defining thing. With Spergchan and that Danny website, she's proved to be a very sordid, rotten-to-the-core person. it's beyond me how someone can be so shamelessly sociopathic and lie like this on the outside while being the way she is on the inside.

No. 419418

>>419405
>it's beyond me how someone can be so shamelessly sociopathic and lie like this on the outside while being the way she is on the inside.

But isn't that's exactly what sociopaths do? Only a sociopath could fake their personality this blatantly and not even feel bad about it. A normal person would feel way too much guilt.

No. 419496

New thread >>419492



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No. 384956[Reply]

Previous thread: >>319570

Failed to get Japanese Citizenship. Japanese government couldn't see the value in a Canadian hick, high school drop out, with no discernible skills.

Also, while attempting to copyright claim something, confirmed her name is Miranda Constable (Something she has denied)
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No. 418263

>>418260
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_Sudbury#Demographics

>tiny town

>reserve added to the areas census to skew numbers
>almost anyone can be native

holy shit youre hilarious

No. 418286

>>418260

Not mad at all. Retard-san said in >>418023 that:
>She was born in some small Inuit city

She was not born in Sudbury, she was born in Sault Ste. Marie. Just stating facts.

No. 418403

>>417597
Uhhm, excusse me we just gang stalk and harass people, not try and get them to join terrorist cells

come on, fam, you have to admit it would be funny

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No. 404189[Reply]

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay
Twitter: https://twitter.com/mariahmallad
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun
Instagram / Snapchat: mariahmallad

Recent: Posted a three part video on her twitter of her crying her eyes out over "how hard" it is to be a "celebrity" and how she wants people to treat her like a human, only to immediately turn around and start attacking anyone who isnt kissing her ass on Facebook. And to show off she "totally isn't bothered" by one drawanons picture of her, she proceeded to make it into a shirt and give it out to all of her friends to wear at Anime Expo. She has the money to do that but not send out her prints to her patrons. She's currently at Anime Expo debuting her Space Yoko which is already bursting at the seams. Momo is also back at it again with sexualizing childing by cosplaying a fem Deku from Boku no Hero.
The basics:
>body positive, but photoshops her body and wears shapewear/corsets constantly, resorted to getting liposuction
>Proven through twitteraudit that she has bought at least 20k followers.
>laughably bad at making cosplays – if she's told they're bad, she falls back on her Samus/ Wicke costume and makes excuses for why she couldn't wear the new cosplay
>spends very little time and effort on each costume and then claims her money is "hard-earned"
>claims she cosplays because she's passionate about the characters and the hobby, but is only in it for the money
>does monthly "boudoir"/half-naked shoots to hide how shitty her costumes are
>thinks she's hot shit; delusional about her level of fame
>has to beg for money, con passes, etc. despite making over $10k per month on Patreon
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Ahh my mistake ! sorry I will search for more stuff!

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No. 409876

>>409779
atleast sage if ur gonna post in an old thread …

No. 414638

>>408279
Damn, she is Jessi Slaughter man.

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She just tweeted she's in Dearborn I live literally 10 min from there and a small con is coming up she better not take her obnoxious ass there



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No. 396612[Reply]

Old thread >>373154
>Edwin posted another video response with receipts
>Video of Dasha calling Mina a cunt leaked
>Screenshot of Dasha supposedly soliciting someone to photoshop an app screen to frame Mina for having multiple fake accounts leaked
>Edwin asks leaker to DM him
>Dasha unprivated Twitter, immediately blames Mina
Cyr:
https://twitter.com/cyr
https://www.youtube.com/user/Cyr1216
Edwin:
https://twitter.com/SexyEdwin
https://www.youtube.com/user/FamousEdwin
https://www.youtube.com/edwinsgeneration
Dasha:
https://twitter.com/ItsBabyDash
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No. 400701[Reply]

Old Threads:
>>>/pt/20741
>>>/pt/321974

Recently:
>Gave all of her kittens from her female cat away because she couldn't afford to take them to the US.
>Bought more kittens after the ones she gave away.
>Dorian got a girlfriend and decided to not move to the US with Logan and Raven. Raven proceeded to post private messages between Dorian and his girlfriend online and flip out over him not going to the US.
>The true love forever couple has called it quits! They put up a charade of being together, going as far as celebrating their anniversary this year but have been split since October.
>Raven has immediately latched onto another man's dick living in the US and have declared their undying love for each other. This one is 31 at least.
>In video of her breakup she says how much of a man her new guy is and will stick up for her in front of Logan.
>Partially blames lolcow and KF for their failed relationship, along with Logan being too young to deal with all the drama, and Logan for losing his jobs and not having enough money. No blame on her part though.
>Heavily insistent on saying she hasn't cheated in very suspiciously fast new relationship yet the new guy's ex called him out for cheating on her with Raven.
>Claims to have been empowering women for years yet is making drama with her new beau's ex fiance, calling her a n*gger whore and only wanting this man for his recent income after ex fiance called him out on cheating on her with Raven.
>Is leaving for the US in 2 months, how much milk shall we get?
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No. 415856

>>415849

Because them's the new rules, you tard.

>>>/pt/396455

No. 415871

>>415856
it's not a "new thread" you "tard"

No. 415874

>>415871

See the new rules in effect when this thread was started >>>/snow/339386

No. 415895

>I don't want to bring money into our relationship

aka she doesn't fully trust Josh especially with money since he's trash.

No. 415898

>>415874

As explained by a farmhand in new thread, continuations of existing /pt/ threads should be started in /pt/.


New /snow/ thread has been moved to >>>/pt/415881



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No. 415832[Reply]

22 year old musical artist from Sweden. Is obsessed with Japanese culture. Basically plagiarized lyrics from one of his idol's songs. Ex-girlfriend said he's a lazy asshole who drinks and smokes and will cry to his daddy if he doesn't get his way. SEIKE, who is an ex-member of a band YOHIO used to be in called him out on his shit too. Shoops pictures, but never admitted it. Also pretended to be kawaii children's idol when he was smoking, drinking and fucking people behind everyone's back. Says he's so big in Japan but fucking no one knows him. Also seems to emphasize he's straight, but who knows who he cheated on his ex-girlfriend with.
Ex-girlfriend testimony (It's in Swedish) : https://www.flashback.org/leave.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imagebam.com%2Fimage%2F74db4c257919111
Plagiarism: look up Welcome to the City by YOHIO and Welcome to the City by Amy Diamond. I also noticed that YOHIO and some guy he knows called Gackt both have a song called Last Kiss around the same time frame…?
SEIKE:"Heard That I'm being called unprofessional by a person i once held very dear. Hypocrisy just took human form. It's not me who lie to my fans about smoking, drinking and having a lot of sex. All of this would be totally fine if you would not tell your fans the opposite and then throwing away your friends when they refuse to lay people right in their face to please you. I'm fed up with your bullshit. At minimum stand for your actions, and do not you dare calling yourself a role model for young people and in the next breath accusing me of being unprofessional. I might be unprofessional for writing this message official, but it's _nothing_ compared to what you've become. "
Emocore account: Http://www.emocore.se/YOHIO/galleri

No. 415834

Gackt is one the biggest male idols in Japan. he doesn't know him.

No. 415840

shitty op suummary

no fucking links

kys op

No. 415845

>>415832
Post links and actual milk, you fucking moron.

No. 415867

>>415834
Yohio doesn't know him? At least casually, he does and has been photographed and filmed with GACKT several times.

So, OP. Yohio is a typical sleazy young rock star who let fame go to his head, but never managed to become as big as his promoters hoped? Kind of boring and not that milky without any links. He was 14 when he came on to the scene and is 22 now. You would think there would be a lot more shit to work with.

For my contribution, I have been living in Japan for several years and Yohio never really broke through here despite frequently hanging out with popular visual Kei artists and having connections. He really peaked at like 17 and now just looks like a wonky-looking Scandinavian weeb with thinning hair who does okay for himself. I guess that's what is most disappointing for me, and he didn't get better looking.

No. 415880

Moved to >>>/snow/359728.



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No. 415817

>>415801
just have all links in the second post ez

No. 415818

>>415583
stop fucking cowtipping

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No. 415826

New thread whenever y'all are ready
>>>/pt/415824

No. 415829

>>415640
Any community is fucking trash since this whole geek and nerd culture trend is what's "cool" now.



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No. 410906[Reply]

Lainey has developed cow tendencies over the course of the Onion threads and according to the farmers, she's featured along with Onion as the second co-conspirator in this dramatic saga from now on.

>Onion attempts to instigate drama with Blaire White, wanting a major debate for views. Blaire of course, doesn't give him what he wants and ignores him.


>Onion converts a former Air Force buddy to his Sicesca cult. TomatoBallz is still sucking Onion's greasy cock, nothing new there.

>Cyr wants nothing to do with Onion, despite trying one last time tearing him away from Dasha just to have "Ocyrion" back for views and nothing more.

>Gregma is once again harassing Dan and Phil, the Phan guys don't respond to his bs either.


>No word on the IRS thing yet…


>Gertrude and minions continue to block, erase and mute comments from detractors; along with buying subscribers, follows and creating sockpuppet accounts.


>Despite Gretch's claims of no longer having a poly-relationship anymore, Lame is still going at it; hooking up with a young former schoolmate who plans on moving to Washington for college.


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>>414171

I haven't been on lolcow/checked my favourite car-crash onision for a coupla'days now, but seriously my dear sweet, beautiful content-creator anon; YOU ARE DOING GOD's WORK. I can say with all truth and honesty, that you have made -easily- thousands of anons here very.happy.chappies.

please keep doing what you're doing.

No. 415479

New thread: >>>/pt/415476

No. 425489

>>414958
hey hey hey

no need to be nasty

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Holy fuck Greggles just made a video and posted it to patreon, it's about domestic violence and how everyone always takes women's side when it comes out…. suspicious. in the video;
>says not all men who hit women are doing so for no reason and that they wouldn't have hit them without one
>says if someone calls you a bitch or cunt you need to ask yourself why they did so you can better yourself so they won't call you names anymore

The whole video is a fucking mess and I'm shocked after watching it. Think it has something to do with Plainey? Looks to me like he's trying to cover his tracks before they post anything online

No. 449561

>>412412
frankie isn't zig's ex…



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No. 273398[Reply]

Longtime lolcow, Lucas Werner is a homeless Bernie-bro atheist living off disability (which he claims to give away), obsessed with dating teenage girls and full of unrighteous indignation about "ageism" and almost everything else.

facebook.com/olympiaatheist
couchsurfing.com/people/lucaswerner
conversationrage.weebly.com/

Greatest hits here:
the-cringe-channel.tumblr.com/tagged/the-werner-files

I couldn't find a thread about him, but let me know if I missed it.
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No. 414382

>>412297

And he should STAY committed. He should not be allowed out into the public the rest of his life.

That's what I'm saying. How many times does this guy need to prove he needs to be locked away? Just "lose" the key if need be - it's gonna save a family a lot of heartbreak, trust me.

Washington State doesn't need another Anna Svidersky if you ask me.

No. 414418

>>412297
Didn't he just get out though like a week ago?

No. 414585

How can this guy rationalize claiming he's such great breeding stock when he's got fucking diabetes and MRSA?

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>>414418

released on the 12th. recommitted on the 13th.

No. 414763

>>414608
damn how bad you gotta fuck up to get recommitted literally day after getting out lol. did he harrass someone IRL again?



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