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Kiki chose to totally ignore the Sperg-chan revelations (https://lolcow.farm/kiki
) and continue with her love and light empath goddess who is stalked by haters for NO REASON act as she pursues a career acting in student films and F-grade horrors under the name 'Lilou Vos'.
She continues to inspire us by working more than one hour a day.
Previous thread: >>333878
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I think so.
I wonder if Kiki will claim it was make-up for the role.
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Is she in Japan or did she post an old picture? And I know that it's a popular spot, but Taylor was there recently. I just always wonder if she's still obsessed with her, but I don't think stuff like that changes quickly. >>358699
Huh. They're definitely not make-up though. The short film was terrible (not even only her acting, the editing was the worst part) and there's no way they could have done believable scar make-up.
I'm sorry but of course
Kiki would be the type of person to cut their forearm given her attention needing ways.
definitely self-harm. Cats scars are more chaotic, not this paralleled and frequently short and relatively deep. Cat scars may hit deep in a short bit when the claw just tears into skin. If they scratch longer it's usually less deep. Nothing this consistent either way.
Meaning Kaka had a meltdown recently, probably after the sperg reveal. These are likely to stem from one singular self-harm episode, too.
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It is self-harming caused by a small razor blade (probably she ripped of from a Gillete or something). I'm pretty sure because I used to cut in my 11-13 (edgy kid, not proud of that) and my scars look just like that.
I used to make it little so if anyone would spot it I would say it was the cat. Probably same shit with her.
Sage for blogging
agreeing on this.
they are all so short, and on the TOPSIDE of her arm. They definitely look like a part of the video/makeup. Everyone is jumping to conclusions too fast on this one I'm afraid.
yeah if you only know emos from 2008 that draw lines and scissors onto their wrists / designated cutting places and can't imagine that people cut anywhere on their bodies, then that makes sense
the scars are real
>>358760>So these scars could be from her scene queen days, when people cut to be a good emo and seem deep.
please. if that were true they would have been noticed ages and ages ago. think about how much people scrutinize her every appearance in photos and videos, no way that would have gone unnoticed for years or even months.
i agree with the anon who said it might have been from her recent breakdown.
Anyone think it could be the special effect department aka photoshop?
Not convinced she'd cut the top of her arm.
I'm with you, except I think they're a cheap makeup effect and not anything digital.
Someone took their sweet time to lovingly light those tiny uniform-length scars for a closeup. Character detail for woman sold into sex work.
i really doubt these are real. as, TMI, someone who used to cut the shit out of themselves, it's actually pretty difficult to scar that top part of your arm like that.
and most people who are cutting in seriousness (like, hard enough to scar) aren't going to do it somewhere so visible. i cut myself on my arms sometimes, but generally i did it on my legs or stomach so i could hide it much easier. people who try to cut purely for attention might do it in a visible spot, but kiki really doesn't seem the type to do that, as crazy as she is. definitely looks like makeup considering how it was focused on and how kiki just doesn't seem like a self-harmer.
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Well if Rec ever comes out with a new movie she'd be perfect for it.
OK I know this is from the last thread but
> The film is less than 5 minutes and Kiki is in about a third of that. What long hours she must have worked!
SHE CLAIMED SHE WORKED 21 HOURS ON THAT FILM
On the scars, Kiki really doesn't seem like a self harmer but also there'd be no point of the girls doing the film in trying to put up fake ones.
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Also. She claimed that she'd "share it with her followers" once it was out. We'll. It's out Kaka…. and you're more worried in posting your "cute but psycho" film-selfies-shots-whatever
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Sage for samefagging
Maybe not. Maybe she'll stay silent and let her followers keep asking where she got those or if they're real etc or even go full blown victim and blame us somehow?>>358842
OMG if this shot alone is not proof she needs a hair change, idk what else is
I'm offended she'd compare herself to Nicholson's performance in the Shining
I don't even think it's meant to be a joke
Man, the Ostrengas have pretty unfortunate jawlines. Even though Kiki is fairly skinny there's just no definition there. There's no hope for Kota, even if she does slim down.
I wonder if Kiki will ragequit the acting career when she realises that she can't control her image and there's inevitably going to be unflattering shots of her in every project.
I think it was just something they did to be edgy. I was one of the ones whole called it out to be "smiley" lighter burns as they were weird circle shapes. Both of them went thru that edgy scene kid phase where bruises and cuts/scars are "cool"..
My sister did the same shit when she was younger and now has the exact same scars as Kaka and Tooters. ( same location too )
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Can people stop with this faggotry?
Both the dislikes and the edgy comment. For the other people working on this film it will only confirm Lilou's claims that she has haters stalking and bullying her everywhere she goes. The other actress doesn't deserve to be put down either, even if she wasn't brilliant she's no cow so give it a rest.
>>358841>highschool project realness
She looks like if you stretched Dakota's face longer in pshop.>>358952>>358956
Since she and Koots ride old asian dick like Mario Kart it should be bundles of yen but this also works.>>358957
It's obviously not someone from here retard. Go report it on youtube?
This is the only 'hate site' the film's been posted on so far but ok.
I'm not sure what reporting the comment is meant to achieve - it was more a general message to not interfere with the cows and especially not people who are only somewhat related to them. It only makes us look like obsessive bullies which is exactly what Kaka has been saying to people.
Is it wrong that this made me laugh? That was quite funny. Looks a bit like the usual "YouTube hate comment".
BUT I do agree with you that everyone taking part in this thread should avoid commenting anything "troll-y" in the future (there are enough YouTube commenters out there to do it)
Maybe comment smthg nice about Kiki though "OMG the blonde girl looks like a japanese anime fairy, her acting is so good is there Oscar for short films WHO IS SHE". For the shits and giggles.
She looks 50 in OPs pic.
I initially didn't think much of Kiki as a cow goldmine until she sperged out so badly here.>>358723
I've got cat scars on my wrists of all places plus my forearms. And they don't look like that. A cat would have to be really pissed at you to scratch you that many times. So maybe they are makeup? They look so puffy I can't tell. But my eyes aren't good anyway.
Oh god, this is giving me life !
I hope Kaka is lurking today and sees this. She'll be fucking seething.
Like another anon said, I'm never going to judge her for self harming. She obviously has some deep issues that she needs help getting through.
Also, to everyone saying that only people who are attention seeking cut on their arms– your experience is not everyone else's. No matter what, if you are hurting yourself to the point of scarring, you are experiencing some very real internal anguish that needs to be addressed by a professional.
Anyway, Kaka is pretty terrible at acting. She also looks physically ill.
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I made a collage of her arms in the other shot when she's in the nightdress. It's the same arm, but I don't see any scars on these stills? They did zoom in on the scars on her arm in the handcuff and red dress scene so maybe the scars were intentional for the movie. I just don't know. But I do remember back in MySpace days when I was friends with Dakota when she only had a couple hundreds of friends, and even when she gained more as "Kiki's sister" and started appearing in those stupid emo/scene photo shoots with her sister that she would mention emo shit about cutting and self harm and crying and being depressed every now and then. I wasn't sure back then if it was legit or just for show to "be more emo" but it really wouldn't surprise me. She had a self esteem problem then and they were best friends back then, so maybe they both did. But either way, pic related.
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I def vote this an OP or banner. Amazing.
I nominate this for an OP pic as well.>SOLD
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Okay, it's DEFINATELY someone on this board, whose gonna confess?
what does this achieve tho? so dumb
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"Daisy who?? Whatever this F-horror movie has more shots of me and that's what matters"
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Apparently Kiki found her soul mate ("vegan indigo Japan stuff etc" plus the retard typing)
Idk about y'all but I ship these two
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Look at this bio
Sage for shitposting
iirc they've been mari has been licking kaka's butt
talking to each other at least since 2014~2015
I thought kiki would block her at first but apparently she's okay with her
Totally agree. >>358956
Top fucking kek >>359007
Agreed with this as well.
Even if it's "attention seeking", there is something mentally or emotionally stunted to want to do this to yourself. I feel like we would have seen it sooner if they're old, and I don't think she would want to disfigure herself now. In any case, time will eventually tell.
i checked the account too. seems legit enough cause there's history of vulgar comments going back like 6-7 years (and lots of shane dawson hate lol), but then it doesn't make sense how that person would find the daisy video, since it's not obvious that it's about trafficking unless you watch it, and it only has 50 views, so if you're a random dude why bother watching it?
eh i wonder if it's some kaka's relative's account
erummm sorry for sounding like a newfag, but does anyone outside of chan sites use the word "stan"?
>THASS WUT IM TALKIN BOUT
^Kiki's trademark writing style>>359060>Vegan, Indigo, Empath, Environmentally Conscious
there is no fucking way Mari isn't a regular lurker on here.
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whoever this is, you can stop shitting up the comments anytime lmao
sage for tangent but
this profile pisses me off so much. all those stupid emoji crap and then "Mari", then she literally says "My name is Mari" after that. WHY. She doesn't even use the correct kanji for name afaik. Then she says "I'm American." No shit. Then she randomly has "Japan" in her profile in Kanji.
I'm American and studying Japanese but this is some entry-level 101 weeb bullshit. Grats on knowing how to say 1.5 things.
Just wanted to throw that info out in case people wanted to know what that said. gj being able to semi-introduce yourself kiddo. Lord knows why her profile needs her name plastered on top three times in a row.
samefag but i wanted to clarify i meant the word "name", not her name which is written in katakana
Taylor's got a new acting gig in Japan >>>/snow/268587
More content to edit in!
ahahaha, this is amazing.
Taylor getting acting jobs in actual japanese tv-dramas while Kiki is stuck doing 5-minute youtube college projects.
WELL isn't that interesting. Karma's a bitch huh.
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(Sage for shitposting)
Apparently to some people it's normal living off your parents for a quarter of a century while bouncing from one failed career/attempt at attention whoring to another lol. You're spoiled af if you think it's normal not doing anything productive at age 24.>>359248
Probably not, but the main benefit of acting in films like this would not be the money anyways, it would be establishing connections with other people who are trying to make it in the film industry, polishing your skills and getting your name out there. If you're lucky it might pay off eventually. Keekz has no tenacity anyways, she will ragequit her acting career when she doesn't make it big within a year and acting will never be mentioned again, just like poledancing, making music, studying asian languages and all the other shit she pretended to like. She has no real interest in anything apart from herself, everything she does is for show.
Kek that's why it's pretty funny that Kaka's trying to make it big in this industry with her personnality and occasional paranoid outbursts. She's pretty much set to fail but that's only my humble opinion.
She's going to end up like those waiters waiting to make it big after being in a film once or twice.
Honestly I will never get how some people will throw themselves into extremely harsh and difficult industries (movie, modeling or music) with absolutely NO backup plan. That's cool to pursue your dreams and maybe take a year or two to do that but imo the best thing is still to work crazy hard on a back-up plan and go to college, to at least score an office job that pays the bills.
It's because they're spoiled brats and attention whores. They do not understand that even if you have talent, passion, motivation and good looks, you still have to be incredibly fortunate to ever get anywhere in careers like these. Kaka was myspace-famous (lol) at an extremely early age, and ever since then her parents have been feeding her a never-ending string of bullshit stories about how she's such a special little indigo child. On one hand she is used to getting tons of attention for very little effort, on the other hand she was brainwashed into believing she really can do all the things she attempts because she's perfect.
To me the saddest thing is not that she's not successful, it's that she doesn't have a single genuine interest. Everything she does, she does hoping it will get her attention. She gives up immediately when it doesn't work. 24 years old and everything about her is artificial.
I feel like the thread image should be exploited too, like >>358956
. Perhaps she's cutting up the old invites she made for her and Taco's supposed wedding… Any ideas?
>>359268>if everyone at 24 did what you all say is "productive" and "responsible" you wouldnt have most of the amazing things that are out there.
Actually people who made it spent years in a 9-5 jobs while pursuing their dream careers on the side (except for when they had a SO to support them while they worked full time for their dreams). Bills gotta be paid, hon.>>359271>To me the saddest thing is not that she's not successful, it's that she doesn't have a single genuine interest. Everything she does, she does hoping it will get her attention. She gives up immediately when it doesn't work.
That's indeed the saddest thing. She used to vlog and make YouTube tutorials which had lots of views and to this day people keep asking her to come back - but she won't do it bc not 100% of the people will praise her and she'd to actually put effort into them.
Modeling - she CLEARLY wants to make it for the praise (hur dur me pretty) but never got around to even trying
Music - went to uni for it. Bought all sorts of music equipment. Dropped it at a bat of a lash.
Now, acting: it seems she has a good relationship with people on set so maybe it's a good thing but again, it's unlikely she'll receive all the appraisal she thinks she's deserving of and might as well drop it bc haters.
Lol holy shit someone's mad
>not everyone belongs in college or a 9-5
Tfw you're too special for normal human society
It's not oppressive to have a backup plan in a realistic career, or a part-time job to support yourself while you get your shit together. It's called not being a spoilt little shit.
>follow your passion>get your head out of your ass and into reality
Choose one. ~Following your dreams~ is not always going to work, Hollywood is not a charity organization and they are most likely not waiting for a balding haggard mentally unstable vegan goddess who decided on a whim in her mid 20s that being an actress is what she wants to do with her life. Who needs experience and acting talent amirite?
Btw, pro tip: People who have some actual passion do not care if they can monetize their interests or not. They do what they love, precisely because they love it, and not because they crave the attention. If you are not talented or fortunate enough to turn your hobby into a job, it would always be an option to do boring ass slave labor at your 9-5 job just like all the other sheeple, and do what you love in your free time. I have a friend who sings, he does not make enough cash with his music to support himself so he has a regular job but still does concerts on the side. The moment he gets an opportunity to quit his job and sing full time he will obviously do it, but if nothing ever comes up he can still support himself. That's how realistic, intelligent and hard-working people do it.
Someone hit a nerve there kiddo?
Theres no issue with going after your dream, but this is KIKI were talking about here. Every "dream" she's had has fallen to the waste side when it doesn't propel her to fame. YouTube, music, Japan, etc. We're not talking about any other person out there that works hard for their goal, because most of those people DO have back ups, like s regular job or something. Even if it's something they hate, they know they need to work to make money. That's just life.
Meanwhile Kiki gets to live in Cali while her parents most likely pay for everything because there is no way she's making enough to live in her own.
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They still speak like tards
Is this the real life? She must be playing up this shit to get on Kiki's good side.
Little does she know how much Kiki hates other girls, especially if they do the same things she does (see: her reaction to Taylor's existence).
Nah she seems like an ex-scene kid turned weeb. Her entire instagram is painful af.
OT but it seems to me like ex-scene/alternative kids make the most insufferable weebs (see also Kiki). They seem to have this strange combination of entitlement in the face of complete mediocrity that baffles the mind.
Have you been to LA? So many homeless people who moved there in hopes of becoming a rich actor. Countdown till Kaka's one of them.>>359268
24 IS a midlife crisis if you spent the best years of your life and your youth whoring out and sperging on the internet for attention.
After those formative years you're stuck in the same habits for the rest of your life. Look at how Kaka types and spergs out. She's stuck in the myspace days.
Can she even deny her hair is straight up brown now?
"It's getting blonder and blonder, guys!"
She should've stuck with YouTube imo; she had an okay amount of subs and could have built on that if she kept putting out content regularly, even if it was just her weird makeup tutorials with her dumb ~random n quirky xD~ side skits added in. It was stupid but it obviously appealed to some amount of people. Her smoothie recipe videos also weren't bad.
But instead of focusing on it, she got greedy and wanted more fame and thus ensued the attempt at becoming a DJ, going to Japan hoping for them to notice her and make her famous just for being a white gaijin princess, the love & light Instagram celeb persona and now the LA actress Lilou Vos.
Kaka is just so fame hungry and nothing less than being an A-list celebrity is good enough for her. That's why she drops her shit and moves onto the next thing when she realises it isn't going to make her world famous.
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>>359476>best years of your life
fucking rich anon
Nah in the very beginning when she posted videos regularly (circa 2012? 2013?) They used to get quite a decent amount of views
But like anon said, she abandoned it because haters
I don't believe that. I'm sure people who wanted to watch the train wreck would watch her videos when they got posted but she had around 40k subs at the time and got around 15-20k views. All of that isn't PULL. If she actually WORKED on her shit and made it better quality, focused more on the beauty part of her channel (reviews, tutorials, swatches, etc.) she could have done really well.
But Kiki expects everything to be handed to her.
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She's had her account since 2007 and has just over 1 million video views total.
Dakota has had hers since 2011 and her videos have are pushing 54 million views.
The majority of Kiki's video fame was Stickam-based. She never made a significant ripple on YT despite her pre-existing MySpace infamy.
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Is it possible Kiki got the meaning of the short film all wrong?
Judging by the description in the video and the video itself looks more like girls selling away their souls for beauty and modeling industry
There's nothing about sex trafficking on this.
>>359662>Is it possible
It's Kiki. It's almost certain as she only hears what she wants to hear.
To be honest it always seemed like a metaphor for conforming to today's beauty standards and literally "selling yourself" to society. It's not even a really hard crazy concept to grasp and Keek's still managed to take that literally.
What an artist …
And (I'm stretching here) Maybe that's why she didn't say anything so her followers - bc she realized she'd screwed up what the movie she was in is all about
Either way, hilarious kanye's voice
>>359670> didn't say anything to her followers
As in, she said she couldn't wait to share it with them but said jackshit about it and turned to the "hur dur I'm jack Nicholson" project real quick
Sage for samefagging
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It's weird that she's still using her mmmkikikannibal twitter account and hasn't changed it to lilouvos like she did with her other accounts.
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She has another one for Lilou Vos.
I saw both sides to be honest. The film has a double metaphor. Or even a "you want to be beautiful? Thats cute. We'll take your innosence."
What I am worried about is how sick she looks.
jesus christ. knowing this, the video actually makes sense.
she did the creators a disservice by misconstruing, what it's about.
how can someone be so dense.
That's true. But sex trafficking really is a stretch from what the movie looks like it wants to deliver ( I only really could think "we'll this DOES look a bit like sextraffic bc Kiki mentioned it). It's not a "THE THEME IS X" kind of thing.
She should've thought before opening her big mouth on things she doesn't understand IMO
Her legit followers couldve been interested in actually watching it but I doubt she'll tell them about it by now
(And therefore creates another empty promise for the little fuckers to grab on like she did with all her other followers)
Sage for samefagging etc etc sorry
Shes too modest to say it's a film about her life lol
Jokes aside, guess we can conclude the obsessive haters (us) understand more about the films Kiki acts in than Kiki herself?
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the "no-bangs volumeless ~natural~ hair and minimal makeup" thing looks really unflattering on her. to be fair, it looks really unflattering on most people. she never had to use as much photoshop as dako because imo, kiki is naturally pretty; she always had tons of makeup and reflectors and shit, sure. but she knew her angles and was naturally skinny and had good facial structure. even if her scene look is outdated, it looks SO much better on her even today.
wonder if she'll ever go back to it. the closest thing to edgy scene style now is probably instagram faux-ghetto a la toopoor and co. i think she could rock that.
no what? those are opinions anon, you're free to have your own just like i am
you can't tell me you didn't look at kiki when you were a young teen and go "damn she looks cool". its why she got so popular in the first place
Obviously, no, I disagree. I'm not a fan, never have been, do not think she's attractive nor has she ever been.
>>you can't tell me you didn't look at kiki when you were a young teen and go "damn she looks cool".
Actually, yes, I can tell you that. She looked like a retard then, and looks awful now. Her MySpace looks were based on heavy contrast, MS paint level shoops, and early PS filters. Even something like this >>359964
photo on the left, isn't Kiki "knowing her angles" - it's Scott directing her, he's the one who shot all her photos, and Kota did her editing.
It's all smoke and mirrors, and I have never even found the smoke and mirrors attractive; she was a plain child who grew a giant schnoz, has stringy, thinning hair, and is malnourished.
These "fangirls" - hi, Kiki.
I remember those days. I could NOT for the love of GOD see anything attractive on her.
She's probably trying to achieve a "model off duty" now? I mean, it's the hairstyle models use when they have their Polaroids taken.
Either way, it's been a while and I doubt she'll change it.
That no-bangs, natural, volume-less hair and minimal makeup look you're describing only looks good on girls who are naturally 10/10 and literal model material. While I also think Kiki is pretty, she's not pretty enough for that look– but as you said, neither are most people (myself included.)
She needs to find a niche that works for her. Because she honestly looks ill and corpse-like with her current style. A hard fact to face in life is that we don't always fit into the style we wish we could. We have to work with what we have to figure out what's the most flattering for us. Kiki has to be open to that if she wants to look good, and not like the decaying corpse she looks like now.
Also, I'm really curious to hear your guys' opinions on this: does anyone think Kiki might have an ED?
Yes, but for that the person needs to acknowledge it and want to change
Anything we say here it's because we are haters who don't get her "unique style"
I don't think she has an ED though. She's the kind of person who's naturally very skinny - and could sure use some strengthening exercise routine (like pole dance and pilates - aka the things she dropped at a bat of a lash bc fads)
Hahaha different anon but so salty!
"Hi Kiki"is more of a joke than anything else at this point. Also,if you check history most of anon s who popped in Kiki's past threads "defending" Kiki or saying "check my IP I'm not her" WERE all Kiki LOL
Just. Calm down, beauty-Chan. Breathe deep. Go meditate.
Sage for derailing
Please do not post pictures of yourself, even for a comparison. It's not worth it.
Just in case anyone is still doubting, those self-harm scars look very real. They are probably more than a year old. The ones on my arms look the same. Really, that's all that needs to be said.
you're comparing a bad screenshot of her making a face in bad lighting to.. her dad's edited outdoor photoshoot. ofc she's gonna look better on the right.
keep in mind, no one's ever had a unedited candid image of her during the scene, all photos were uploaded by herself. so who knows if in the same bad lighting the added pounds of makeup and bleached straw hair might have looked even worse.
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Also Christina Ricci brags about her self harm.
Also the countless celebrities who restrict and binge/purge.
since everyone was discussing whiteknighting and the hi kiki meme, ill just say that im kiki before anyone points fingers.
but really, i do agree with >>359964
. i think kiki is naturally pretty. basic, but pretty.
i know anons will say its all photoshop and shit, but i do think she has a nice face, and even her bigforead doesnt make her look bad. its just a big forehead, lots of people have them and in the past it was something women wanted to have.
also, just let it be known i said pretty
, not gorgeous or incredibly beautiful elf goddess. but shes nowhere as ugly as people claim.
ugly on the inside? YES. outside? debatable to say the least.
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KaKa's scars are trivial compared to her obvious lack of talent.
Does she even take acting classes?
just watched Daisy. yeah, late, ik. Kiki's acting was bad as usual but overall it was a nice idea. >>358957
is absolutely right and people in the comments like >>359203
Anastasia McBush who looks absolutely terrifying should stop with that shit. the other girl clearly noticed something was wrong with calling her forehead girl.
suicide fag here, it isn't attention seeking. borderline people are the most common to use it for attention, but clearly they have a disorder as well. Her's look like they were all from one session and it's well documented on this site that she has delusional episodes. She probably disassociated to a certain degree and did this. We are the same age and it's pretty universally embarrassing to self harm, especially for someone as vain as her.
I have no idea why they did not put stage make up on her arms to cover them, no matter what she claims them to be.
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She took the sort of acting classes where you pay and get to appear in a stage production at the end of the course.
As long as the payment clears they're not going to stop her cartoonish YouTube Personality mugging. For reference, enjoy this subtle reaction shot of Shane Dawson in a film. Keeks-quality.
OT but for Keeks, since I'm sure she's reading here:
derma rolling scars has been rumored to help reduce their appearance. You could cough up the dough for laser treatment, but your scars are small enough that derma rolling may be able to help.
>>360111>I have no idea why they did not put stage make up on her arms to cover them, no matter what she claims them to be.
Most likely didn't have the budget. None of the girls were given red shoes that fit them correctly, so they did not exactly spend big to make sure everything would look right
I suppose as long as she doesn't play anybody for whom it would be very out of character to cut, the scars wouldn't be that big of a deal anyways.
She has no experience, no talent and no tenacity, if she isn't Angelina Jolie levels of famous by the same time next year, she will never mention acting again, buy a sewing machine, sew white bedsheets together and make angelic irl Final Fantasy girl couture.
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isn't it a little embarrassing if they don't know her last name? or like, she's irrelevant to them enough that they won't look it up >>360438>>Calling Kiki blonde
well she can't say "that forehead girl" too lol
This is how I felt as well, a veritable selection of copied ideas that have already been better executed in actual films.>>360406>forehead girl>natural beauty>the typing style
This is totally an Ostrenga sleeper account.
Tf, that person was obviously an anon from here or a random troll who remembers her. Yeah, Kiki would def call herself forehead girl. Lol. They were being ironic.
Also she obviously knows Kiki's last name (I mean, "lilou's"), otherwise she wouldn't have written it in the credits. Literally it's there.
She probably didn't answer and said only the first name because she felt something was wrong and didn't want "Anastasia McBush" to google Kiki.
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Not trying to conclude your post but this is how I feel on the matter (with a little armchairing)…
At any point before (and now, too), she could've taken an honest, long hard look at her life / self and realized that she needs professional help and to change. She pretty much brought this onto herself. She is immature and irresponsible, for herself and everyone around her. She's a spoiled brat.
On the other hand, self-harm is sad because it shows she's really just deeply unhappy and confused. It pretty much drops the illusion she's ~thriving~ with her massive ego and reveals she's just miserable and dysfunctional. That makes her more human again. But unless she chooses to turn her life around, there is little redeemable about this.
She has all the tools to succeed. She has parents who kiss her ass and obviously have too much money to spend on their golden child. If they can pay for her acting classes, an LA appartment and Japan trips, they could pay for therapy sessions and a second degree she could put to good use. She wouldn't look that bad if she picked a more flattering style, and I'm of the opinion that once the initial cravings for attention went away, she'd be so much healthier and better off if she nuked all her social media accounts and stopped obsessing over what people say about her online. If she really wanted to change, she could. It would not be easy but she'd have a chance.
The thing is that she doesn't want to. She only ever attributes failure to other people, never herself. Her personality is poop and no amount of therapy and retweeting love and light quotes will ever fix that. People like her don't get better. They can't.
Absolutely. In a way she's exactly like those child stars who used to be a huge deal when they were younger, but stopped being relevant when they aged horribly. She got so much attention for little to no effort at such an early age. That's why she tries soooo hard to stay relevant. It's not like she has a genuine passion for any of the things she tries to become famous for, it's all just for attention. To her it's normal when everything revolves around her.
If she is capable of change at all, she'd need a really REALLY loud wakeup call. But as long as she keeps living in her bubble of carefully monitored internet presence, edited selfies, censored comments and asspatter parents, that's very unlikely to happen anytime soon. What a waste. There is no reason why she shouldn't be a normally functioning adult by now, apart from her ego.
Does she even still care about Japan though? I somehow doubt she's genuinely interested in asian men. I always thought she was just whoring around in Japan attempting to sink her claws into a visa husbando so that she could become a famous model and one-up Taylor and her sister. Her Japan phase lasted what, 10 months tops?
Tbh I think the biggest concern is her having a complete mental breakdown. She's not as hot as she thinks she is, but she'd find someone to take care of her if she tried. I wonder how hard she will flip once she hits her thirties and she's still not famous tho.
I think she cares a little since she's currently with a Japanese guy. I wouldn't be surprised if she plans on trying to get fame in Japan again after this whole acting thing inevitably fails.
I also doubt it as well. It's been mentioned plenty of times before, but when her likes/comments were public on fb (iirc this was like a few months prior to her Japan obsession), she only liked and commented on the pics of alternative/hipster looking white guys. And right before Taku, she was tweeting at one of the sprouse twins and I think Norman Reedus as well? to hang out with her in Japan.
"Is it something within me that's my problem with people even IRL (when I end up having the same issues I cause online)…. or is everyone else's fault and the fault of instant messaging and anons?"
Sounds like she's getting rejected on tinder, lol. Also sounds close to tears.
The "pattern" she experiences, when she meets ppl via classes, or meetup groups: "people like to cross my boundaries and become inappropriate with me, especially physically, any gender. Am I giving of a vibe that I don't have any boundaries?"
Well, when you dress like a new age stripper and literally anything you think of pours out of your mouth instantly, and your commentary (if we can judge from the way you and Dakota still talk online) becomes sexual or scatalogical within microseconds - people may get the impression you are very open. This behavior will only be attractive to other very open people.
"People think I'm mysterious before they get to know me." Well, you do change your name a lot, have no friends and no history every time you meet someone new, and again, dress like a new age hooker. I don't know if you're considered mysterious as much as a bit odd.
"Maybe I'm too open? Nah, it's probably everyone else's animalistic human need to devour an innocent space princessu. And I'd like to link this to people people open on social media. Not my fault, I guess."
People crossing physical boundaries with her (pulling her onto their laps, tweaking her nose, etc): oh sweetheart, you picked the wrong career and meetup groups. Theater and acting groups are incestuous pods of physical, over sharers. They are extremely expressive people with little to no understanding of physical boundaries. And that trebles when it comes to the horror porn genre - you are gonna get pawed by directors and producers. Don't like these things? Get out of the scene.
6:00 in. Christ this is boring.
More and more about blaming her personal problems interesting irl on "the digital media and online" messing everyone ELSE up.
Again: "Is it within me, or the influence of technology on others?" Take a guess where she lays the blame.
Wow at 8:00 she starts to reaally rant on how this is every else's fault. Starts mild but then says everyone expects her to be the shining star and entertain the whole group and it's SUCH a burden.. hey probably tweak your nose to try to get you to shut the hell up, spaz. Christ. Sounds like she acts just like her old stikam broadcasts.
And when she tires herself out, and she feels like other people aren't spazzing back, that's the internet's fault. Really.
It's unlikely for a vegan moogle empath of mother earth but someone on eFagz once claimed to have spotted her working the counter at a Wendy's.
This was around the time Kiki came up with a story that a customer at work was stalking her, so the manager had to call the police. Ultimately she quit the job.
9:00 "I'm being out in the position of the entertainer, and it's suddenly MY job to entertain everyone.."
Omg you literally chose to be an entertainer as your career. You did it inadvertently as a child. You can stop it any time you want to.
"I'm getting drained by other people, and then people aren't friends with me because I never call them back." So she acts like a spastic, then makes no effort to maintain friendships, and expects people to continuously approach her… and this is her doing all the work.
10:00 Had a retail job, a black man had the nerve to buy her presents, and another man flirted with her and grabbed her wrist.
Princess, that's retail. Men think you are flirting with them because you're not allowed to be rude to customers, and they think it means something. You know how many waitresses have customers who think they have a relationship with them? All of them. You're not special.
11:00 Blames her manager for her not being able to handle customers. Instead of laughing at the guy who grabbed her hand and wanted to dance, extracting her hand and saying I'm working, I can't leave, have fun without me (because you will face those situations every fucking day in retail), Kiki expected her manager to handle the problem for her, ran away and tried to hide in the back of the store yet again. Then she calls her mom, and Cathy calls the cops, which causes havoc. Bet the store did great sales when Kiki was on the floor.
11:30 got her "audio engineering degree" and "started working at a studio". Worked as an audio engineer, and did their SOCIAL NETWORKING. Owner of the studio flirts with the chick who wears quasi bondage gear to work and calls her Kinky Kiki.
I'm only at 12:15 but please someone else do this it's so boring.
Yeah I got to that part. And again, that happens to women all the time. You can't call your mummy, who calls the cops, every time you get into a difficult situation. That's real life, and you have to be able to navigate situations like that, and say "hey, hands to yourself, how are your wife and kids? Tell me all about them instead of touching my legs, man." And not dressing in bondage gear and sheer shirts to work will also help you avoid being called Kinky as a nickname.
Does it suck to be pawed at and hit on? Yes. And that's real life. it's not because she's some irresistibly beautiful angel come to earth that drives men out of their minds; this shit happens to attractive and unattractive women just the same, all the time, at jobs. She needs to learn to navigate life, and also not wear inappropriate clothing which can trigger
more of these kinds of interactions.
LOL not all vegans look like her. I'm vegan and I'm fat af.
Sage for ot
No wonder she didnt keep the job at retail - imagine having a business day havoced becauae some whiny teen called mommy during her shift bc of a creep (in FLORIDA of all places)
To me the prime of the video was how OUTRAGED she was that he called her Kinky Kiki
As if that was the equivalent of saying "I wanna fuck you in the ass so hard you'll need a wheelchair". Girl. They sound alike. Chill. Even if she dressed as a nun, it still would be a thing
God forbid this girl listen to "let's have a Kiki" by the Scissor Sisters:
so true. even disregarding the commonly known nutrients, that vegans need to pay close attention to, genetic predisposition plays a role as well.
there are genetic polymorphisms, that are COMMON, that cause a lower conversion of for example beta carotene into its bioavailable (animal) form (https://www.snpedia.com/index.php/Rs7501331
there are quite a few more.
sorry for way OT.
I agree to an extent. I mean I never aged on a vegan diet. But I was high fat which is really hard.
I am no longer vegan as it actually causes more harm to animals and its is unhealthy. Kirsten would look a little nicer if she added some fat to her diet.
Am I the only one here who likes her? I really want her to start making videos again.
I just also checked her twitter… for some reason I am blocked.
>>361083>>And blaming that on a grown man possibly trying to harass her, doesn't excuse it in the least bit.
She still needs to dress professionally, and handle her own problems.
We could go back and forth all day about how women can wear whatever they want and should not have to fend off advances, but that's not the way the world works right now. While those things are not ok, you cannot expect the world to grind to a halt and cater to you when they happen. You have to cope. Kirsten has demonstrated that she cannot problem solve these things on her own: she calls her mother, hides in the back room, or quits rather than deal with (unfortunately very common) workplace issues. That was my point.
Sugar ages you the most out of anything - her being vegan isn't the culprit. Eating slightly less than you're supposed to has been scientifically proven to slow aging but she's obviously eating dramatically less and doubtfully drinking any water at all.
She just probably ignored, like another poster said, eating healthy fats like brazil nuts and coconut oil. Even Taylor talked about that lol, but she has fillers in her face…>>361076
Again, we don't even know what she was wearing so you're argument that her clothes are to blame for any sort of advances people make on her are invalid. For all we know she worked somewhere that has a strict dress code/ uniform
inb4 hi kiki
I don't think Taylor has fillers. I think she got facial fat grafting. Really popular in Korea and is a pretty basic procedure at this point. Especially for baby face, which she has now.
Sugar breaks down collagen, which plays a role in wrinkling and some volume. But i think the low fat is whats getting her. Her face is super thin compared to older photos. It's really obvious in the video. She looks so dif
"People put their hands on me"
"People want to touch me"
"ME">What I hear during her videos
Also she claimed she's been organic raw vegan since age 8??? Anyone remember that?
I mean I'm sure that's a lie…buuuut ya know.
That info is interesting by the way
But Tay is tiny af … Where would she get the fat from ? her barely existing tits ?
They wont typically do fat graft if you barely have the fat reserves for it.
And regardless of what she was wearing, we do know for sure that she behaved like an incapable retard; she told us herself.
Last time on the clothing thing: we know what she considers professional / workplace attire. It is not professional. She wears those harnesses and sheer tops in public - for instance, at that public event for the puppet master event. No one else was dressed that way. Neither a retail store (clothing) nor a music studio would have uniforms. She would be wearing her own clothes, the same ones we've seen her in for the past 4 years, the ones she brought to LA.
And you're getting caught up on one possible part of the argument, but not the main point: that Kiki's issue is not that she's being unfairly victimized, or experiencing an undue amount of harassment. She never learned to interact with others or cope with conflict. She had problems at school? Her parents pulled her out. Got into stupid teen drama fights online? Cathy and Scott stalked and harassed both the kids and their parents. Now fast forward ten years. Kiki gets it on at the store she works at? Runs to the back and tattles to the manager, who tells her to get back to work. Does Kiki figure out a way to manage the interaction with the guy who is flirting (tell him no thanks, maybe later, or laugh, or be like nah, I gotta work, or any of the million responses she could have)? Nope, runs away again, and this time calls her mom, who calls the cops, who fuck up the entire day.
She has never been forced to learn how to deal with conflicts or human interactions. She is blaming online interactions for the other people not respecting her boundaries
- but the problem is that SHE never learned to interact with people, or set her own boundaries in a normal, healthy way, because she hid online or behind her parents.
THAT is my point.
Well I'm no doctor buthttps://www.realself.com/review/south-korea-kr-fat-transfer-20s-skinny-body-unwanted-skinny-faceneed?offset=39https://www.realself.com/review/south-korea-kr-27-years-older-due-flat-skinny-face-needed-liposculpture-younger?offset=88
Seems like it worked for these girls who are skinny. I think everyone has enough for a little? (also not here to trash these girls. if that's what they wanted good for them. just an example of the contours and look it gives that is similar to taylors)
It seems to work well but Kiki can't afford that soooo
And with the boss dude at the studio - if he exists - the same principal applies. Should he have been a creep at work? Nope! Does that shit happen all the time, to literally every woman ever? Yep! Is the way to deal with it to call your mommy to handle it, or quit? Nope!
You have to set your own boundaries if you want to be respected. That's how life works. It would be lovely if everyone just respected each other right off, but there are a lot of unhealthy people in this world. It's not the fault of technology, despite Kiki's deep seated desire for this to be true. It's that she was sheltered and taught to behave like a retard and never deal with her own problems, and her life interactions reflect this.
Now that she's away from home, if she gets a good therapist, she might get some clarity. But as of right now, she's running around in a narc circle, blaming everyone else.
Tbqh I do like her as… entertainment? Idk I don't ever wanna her to stop - keep being online, get on YT again, jump on new bandwagons… it's like a guilty pleasure TV show
About the block thing. You know how her head works, right? She just randomly blocks people.
Do you mean entertainment like, her life makes you feel better about yourself? haha. >>361076
I don't like her, I do feel bad for her. There's a lot of stunted development from her parenting and experience with early internet fame. She doesn't have the family support system that Taylor R seems to have, which is important in developing a healthy self esteem. A 24 year old ANON bashing someone to the extent she did Taylor is not normal or healthy.
Okay, continuing from 12:00
- a professor in school made a sexual comment in front of other people when she was drinking a weirdly shaped Japanese drink ("is that a sex toy in your mouth?")
Again: you attend improv and acting classes. Saying crass and shocking things is what happens there. You have to learn to both dish it out and take it. Should people make inappropriate comments? Nope! Do they, and will they, all your life? Yep! Should you be a recluse again, or expect everyone else to change for you, or should you learn how to cope and set boundaries?
- a guy from class was inappropriate with her, and pulled her onto his lap all the time. She blames the internet and violent video games.
She said she did tell this one not to do it. That's right, Kirsten - that's what you need to do! You set the fucking boundaries, and resolve the issues! That's now you fix this! Dudes have been creepy and grabby and inappropriate since long before video games and the internet, you sorry sped - ever seen the photograph "American woman in Italy"? Where she's being chased and shouted at by literally 20 dudes, and it happened in real time, not staged? In the 1950s?
Nope, she thinks there should be studies made on this subject, because it's all the internet's fault.
Pfft a marketing professor used my friend as an example for product branding - as in, she was a consumer at a sex shop (of all things). It's a typical "professor does joke because class attention". Period.
> she thinks there should be studies made on this subject, because it's all the internet's fault
She blames the Internet on e VERY THING. Da rape, da bullying, da PPL at work. Everyone else is the problem, as always.
It's such a shame she deleted so many videos from her channel ("Muh booty" 5 minutes vlog) and all that
Fat graft is expensive, Kiki would never afford it. Also Taylor's face was far to stiff and bulbous looking in the beginning to be fat graft. ( Plus with her losing weight since HK the fat graft would be pointless. Often only 30% of the fat stays and the rest get re-absorbed, and with weightloss non would stay )
Which honestly a fat graft on Kiki would be pointless probably too. >>361124
I guess thats what happens when you grow up on the internet and forget what reality is like.
I have to disagree with you on a few things. Taylors face was bulbous at first because doctors "overfill" because they expect a loss. And anywhere from 50%-70% stays now because of technique. It's about $2000 in Korea. I know this because I almost had it done to fill a depression scar from a childhood accident. That's how I could recognize Tays face. To fill a face that much with fillers would be thousands of dollars, and yearly for the upkeep (i also looked at that option). I ended up deciding to wait because it isn't the worst thing in my life haha.
Anyway, I think Taylor looks like 17 in her photos despite being like 28 and that's why she can keep getting so much work. Hollywood is pretty harsh on women aging, and I hate it and whatever, but Kiki nearing 25 and just starting an acting career is really far fetched. Especially without any formal training.
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I guess she's going to ignore the release of her deep and important sex trafficking film.
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This lilou has more entertainment value in it's left hoof than kaka has in her entire body.
AAAHHH she looks so good, I'm so glad I'm even gonna ignore the cringey nature lover caption
> I guess she's going to ignore the release of her deep and important sex trafficking film
Well, it's that or having people realize she knew jackshit about the film she was in
is this the fourth hanson brother?>>361273>infantilizing her just because she's a white woman
lol could you not
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Taylor's new Tv show appearance has been released. Can't say I'm blown away by it though.
(Samurai Gourmet Episode 10 around 9:30mins in )
But still hoping for a splerg from Kaka since its still better then anything she'll ever get.
Taylor not only got one more acting role in great Nippon but also does not look absolutely haggard in it
She doesn't even need much more than that to make Kiki want to pull her hair out
are you kidding me? She looks like she's been michael jackson'ed. Looks completely alien to me in that pic. Kiki must be seething tho kek.
Sage for unrelated post
In my opinion, she's very cute and natural compared to Kiki. Kiki looks like the alien tbh.
Physically, ya know?
I also am in no way compelled to drag Taylor for any reason. She seems pretty active, family oriented, nice, healthy, successful with all that stuff she does. Ya know, altogether pretty stable and not a shitty person out to get anyone. She didn't scam and shit on people.
I'm here to drag tf out of Kiki because this pseudo personality she's created was build on treating tons of people like garbage. I'm happy for Taylor and I hope she keeps succeeding and Kiki is left in the dust of failure she created for herself by being a shitty to tons of other people.
don't kill me, just a random little thought. but after seeing this, what are the chances that marimonsturr was spergchan..?>imma be the biggest stan for u
she seems weirdly infatuated with Kiki like nobody else i've seen in this day and age. talks like her. and sounds like someone who might have frequented here.
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Kiki after her trip to Japan
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It's so important
LOL omg guyz no filter!!!
Sparkles and joy ha ha ha
A second after she took that picture those flowers died and fell off cause she was too close
Sage for releasing the hate inside
she looks a lot like Adella here, and it is creeping me out.
…also, I hope people still remember Adella and I don't look stupid.
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Is this an Ostrenga? No one in 2017 says "hoebag" and kaka/sperg-chan and koots use "hoe" constantly.
This photo is from her trip to Japan when she actually wore them all the time
They're probably fallen apart by now
Could be. Hoe/hoebag seems to be a common Ostrenga go to insult for both Kaka/Koots.
Even recently. See >>359310
. Also calling her chicken-legged was something else Kaka said often during spergapalooza (as if not having fucking daikon legs was a sin).
On the other hand it could just be Taylor-derangement-syndrome having PULLtard or a regular old farmer who's annoyed at the derailing.
Any are plausible but tbh I hopes it's Ostrenga salt again.
Damn. Sperg af :s
I used to think she was so pretty even while loathing her personality, but honestly all she has going for her is her eye color and the thousands of dollars of dental work she had done.
She just looks unhealthy to me? Grey and gaunt even though she isn't malnourished, and she looks the same irl, too. Girl needs to get all her B vitamins and more protein or something
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Screenshots just because lol
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PT as fuck lol
Lowkey proof she's still Nippon obsessed>>361502
It's the ash brown hair. But i don't think she looks that bad? It's because we know her sperg-attacks and everything else.
I wonder who's filming though.
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~loreal bc ur worthy it
Loljk loreal ain't cruelty free tho
She legit looks like a witch here and not in a good way.
There's something supremely cringey about an adult woman dancing around like this in public to impress a handful of people online. You guys are right, there are definite shades of PT (but nowhere near as endearing, obviously).
That's weird because here https://www.instagram.com/p/BRcc3GiBKwr/
her hair looked slightly lighter - specially in the front strands>>361521
Yes. All of this.
Is she in Japan now?
Taylor should watch out.
Nah, this is CA: http://www.huntington.org/chinesegarden/
Taylor should watch out anyway though
The person filming had something like a window between them.
Place your bets: who was filming?
Thinking it's papa ostrenga and the video was oddly cropped because he was in a reflection.
If this >>361379
isn't kaka then I'll be damned. She has to be posting right now.
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What the fuck is her IMDB demo reel???? Sage for probably old but jesus
lol really? Bc that sounded so legit?
Now I see why Kiki ends up blocking the most random people - anyyone can be ~one of tjem
Were you following Taylor ?
Maybe she blocks anyone that follows people she doesn't like and you commenting on her profile brought her attention to your profile. Besides if you follow other snowflakes it's likely you're aware of lolcow and PULL and thus forth aware of her sperging/ drama.
It wouldn't be the first time I've heard of a flake doing this, and it is quite a clever tactic and quite a few farmers and pulltards do actually follow their cows online.
Oh God that's so counterproductive for her
Maybe they're aware of her drama, maybe they just really legit like her and taylor/insert similar kawaii cow
As long as they're not sending "hate", just chillax and enjoy the illusion that your popularity is still high
Yeah, she's really fucking up her 'fan base' with this crap too. I remember searching Kiki Kannibal on Twitter a while ago and there were a bunch of tweets from fans and people that had followed her for years wondering why they'd suddenly been blocked, some of them seemed genuinely disappointed. It was pretty much the most common topic after 'lol remember Kiki Kannibal whatever happened to her'.
Even if she started putting out a load of regular, quality content there's no way she could become popular, she's just too paranoid these days. She's totally fucking herself over but it's all the haters' faults, of course.
What is even the point of blocking people who have never made negative comments from a public
account? They can just open it in another browser/log out.
Well, I mean we all saw what she posted in the old Taylor threads ? She clearly has a lot of hatred for Taylor that it really doesn't surprise me she's blocking anyone that follows Tay.
Kiki only wants followers that have a love for her. >>361890
Lol, it could only be a matter of time before she finds your profile. 9.6k followers is still a lot to weave thru, but if you're a newer follower its probably easier for her to creep you. Anyone thats followed her months ago she'll have to manually find. >>361960
My only thought is she might go thru other cows IG's and block people that idolize/like their stuff. Again, this isn't the first time I've heard of a flake doing this.
THOUGH ! I recently heard by a friend that there is apps out now that can help IG'ers track whose taking screen shots of their images. So I guess if you are logged into IG and screenshot Kaka's stuff previously it might of sent out red flags and she and Kota blocked you. ( Of course I dunno if these programs are legit, I don't see why they wouldn't be with so many people stealing others pictures )
Yep, I actually DM'ed her and she never replied. I'm the anon that commented a harmless comment on one of her selfies and she then blocked me. Basically, if you're not a 5head vegan ~hippie goddess~(and I love/follow Taylor, Sharla, Venus, etc.) then she'll block you.
It was only a matter of time anyways, she's such a paranoid cunt.
>>362159>and I love/follow Taylor, Sharla, Venus, etc.
that's probably why then. if you follow any of these people then chances are you're aware of these sites.
Anyway, why are there so many of you being two-faced? kissing her ass, following, liking, DMing, and commenting nice things but then talking shit about her here? like why?
Lots of people think they'll get some super seekrit inside information by befriending a cow/gaining their trust, but that literally only works on ForeverKailyn.
Kiki is way too paranoid. You won't get anything out of commenting/liking her shit so you might as well just sit back and watch the show from a distance.
Maybe not twofaced, but def unconventional to follow someone you don't even like personally/aesthetically. I only follow a flake if I genuinely like their aesthetic/their personality, comment and like occasionally. ( Though I follow more for aesthetic )
( I follow B4by.jpg and Taylor because they're pleasant to look at.. I'd never want Kaka's haggard ass on my feed )
I don't. the thought of giving egotistical narcissist Kiki compliments and likes? yuck. So there's no irony in me calling you two-faced, that's exactly what it is. What was your DM about? i bet it was for beauty advice or something actually ironic like that.
Does kaekae even trust randos on the internet anymore? I was under the impression that the sperglords at YTT ruined that.>>362174
It's not encouraged, we just have some retards from Tumblr or pull bragging about how one of the most paranoid ~public figures~ on the internet blocked them.>>362243
Probably so thick and full of ass kissing that even Kiki could tell they were a troll.
w e w but there is irony in it you dipshit lmfao
it wasn't anything related to that, point being we are all on an anonymous website talking shit so yes that makes you it as well regardless of whatever you tell yourself
Idk I stopped following Kai because ever since she's been single she's pretty much housebound and the only thing she still does is gain more weight and ruin her kid's life. I think she's become a lot more careful over the years but because she doesn't have a single friend, she'll still talk to people.
Anyways, asskissing a cow is not only two-faced, it also does not benefit you in any way. Like what do you even get out of it? She's not going to talk to you, she won't share any super seekrit gossip, she'll barely acknowledge your existence until one day you do something that triggers
her, and she'll block you.
If you really want to influence the cow with your behaviour and make her produce more milk, unfollow and stop liking her shit. She's a narcissist who is dead set on becoming famous, so if you want her to chimp, let her fade into obscurity.
not to mention how stupid it is that every time someone is blocked by her, they come here and report it. Use your brain for a second guys, when you say>I did nothing and Kiki still blocked me! >I messaged her a nice thing and she blocked me!>I follow xyz and she blocked me
you're just showing her that whatever method she has to figure out who's from lolcow and who's not works. you
don't know why she blocked you, but she does
and she reads this site! you're just helping her refine her lolcow user spotting powers and eventually she'll have blocked all of us and we wont be able to get screenshots etc anymore from her private accounts.
If she only blocks very sporadically and can link that event to the subsequent posting on lolcow.
But it seems rather probable that she goes on blocking sprees which a large percentage of non-lolcow users also fall victim to. These will obviously not post about it on lolcow… or -confused by the unwarranted blockage- they might start researching kiki/lilou and immediately end up here.
So Keeks is really shooting herself in the foot, but your interpretation of what goes on in her head is likely still accurate: every poster complaining about being blocked will be a little victory to her, proving how she outsmarted us once again.
lol, she is so transparent.
She's arguably much funnier when she doesn't get what she wants, chimps out about how the same two people have been stalking her for years and keep ruining everything for her, and then reinvents herself and makes another half-assed attempt at becoming famous.
Pls. I really want a standup comedian saga.
>>362397>we wont be able to get screenshots etc anymore from her private accounts
voslilou is the only private account we know of and I don't think anyone here has access.
Agree with everything else you said though.
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why are people doing this?
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which PULL seniorfag was that
Samefag but she also hasn't bothered to make a Lilou Vos website in all this time, not even a basic template site that takes all of an hour to put together.
Obviously it's always someone else's fault when she inevitably fails…
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Was doing some spring shopping and ran across this from UNIF
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Nothing too interesting but I saw Kiki liked this post on Instagram. Made me kek
I saw this as well and thought it was the funniest shit ever, immediately thought of Kiki.>>364258
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>comes to a conclusion based on circumstantial evidence
>you are all bitter bullies because THIS IS FACT NOW
I love PULL.
Yeah, goldwater rule stands. No serious professional psychiatrist or psychologist would ever diagnose without a meeting.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldwater_rule
Good bullshit in that post. Most professionals would refrain from commenting, even in Anon.
Kiki is very much a public person, who will be treated worse off if someone is dumb enough to believe that.
>>366087>I suspect she is a substance abuser as well
What? Keeks is obsessed with not putting anything remotely 'bad' in her body.
I guess this person would claim that's a cover or something, they seem to twist everything to fit their narrative. Also, if they're such an expert on the Ostrengas, why didn't they mention the self harm?
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>Believe me or not, I'm just an anon >I only have a masters
OMG! That looks like a typical 'sadness lily' post.
>claims expertise in said field >does not post credentials >shitposts quack pysch Dx & advice
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Lilou's Actors Access has been updated with a few things that aren't on her IMDb yet. Looks like more student films.
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Dug up this photo, haven't had time to look at the others much yet.
Honestly though, her brother has autism or some other low-functioning mental retardation/disability and things like that are usually genetic so it would make sense if she really was born with something off, and then it was further exacerbated by abuse.
Not to mention being raped by her boyfriend and shit.
She just needs to get off the internet and into therapy…
Despite not liking Kaka, I'm glad she's doing shit. Even if it sucks.
Maybe she's learning to keep her drama off the internet.
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This Maxine64 just freaked out in their Margaret Palermo thread too. (Sorry for my shitty cropping)>has not personally evaluated either woman>How dare all of you play armchair psychologist! I know for a fact that she suffers from… blah blah>In my expert opinion, lolcow is full of psychopaths!
Anyone with half a brain knows something is neurologically off with Kirsten and she revealed that much by "joking" she was on disability. It doesn't mean there is also a main source of torment (I'm assuming she means Scott, though she calls them both abusers) within the Ostrenga household that fucked up all the women too. There is no direct evidence!
do you remember literally anything about the context, and that it was her not dakota?
i could have sworn she was like Onision heavily and openly against "drugs" of any kind and despised weed.
These photos are legit terrifying,>>361593
this anon is spot on I wouldn't want to see her face at my window at night
Behind Floozy #3 and Nazi Thugs #s 1 through 5
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Looks like she'll be in another one, playing a roommate that moves out and leaves a creepy mask that causes shit to happen. So much for her being such an actress, she only gets small roles.
When you seem how normal and natural other actors pictures look, and then how extra Kaka's looks.
Her picture choice literally looks like a tester shot for wedding hairstyles for kids ( flower girl ).
tbh the picture looks kinda fine although shooped and overexposed af.
but i would immediately look for videos of her to see what she really looks like and then … wtf even is that?
like every fucking second in that video is tremendously unflattering in any sense…. i cant get over it…..
also why does she look so freaking haggard and wrinkly..
ewwwwww to the fucking no
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sorry to recycle old shit, but i was going through spergchan posts again and found this beautiful gem. fuck damn. that is hilarious. they must be so mortified by that little incident lol. not only did "it was found out to be someone from PULL making sock puppets as Cathy" NEVER fucking happen, but when you look at the writing on those tweets it couldn't possibly be anybody but Cathy
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did she actually call jim carrey "jimbo" ?
>if they dont make the 20k after 49 days, they dont get anything. Thats just how Kickstarter works. They are taking a risk. >she wanted you, the dalai lama, as her babysitter without knowing who you were>give us money
nope, PULL forums didn't start until around a year later iirc.
i can't see the 69 tweets for some reason, but can still see who she followed. a bunch of rich people, including random billionaires like Oprah, the founder of ebay, the chairman of google, March Cuban, and even Obama https://twitter.com/cathyostrenga/following
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so what game is this? Since Keekee is so busy she can't respond to her ~Fans~
Yep, PULL wasn't around yet. This "please give money to go to Japan" was CGL era bullshit. Disgrace of a family.
I still can't get over how Cathy and Kaka are so daft. Also how does one suck so hard at pretending to be anon? Their vocab is so limited.
it wasn't to go to Japan. the kickstarter was for Kiki and Dakota to both go to LA and become musicians. The $20k was going to go towards shit like hotel and transport expenses, along with various stuff like "dance lights" and a macbook pro for the sole purpose of DJing, despite the fact that they both already had macs.
even if they got it, nothing was gaurenteed to come out of it. it was literally "let's go to LA and hope we get famous in 5 days by our sheer indigo ultra gifted creative talents".
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Aren't these 2 in their mid 20s? They talk like they have serious mental retardation.
that's what was a bit weird about it. Dakota didn't promote the kickstarter anywhere
, despite being at the very peak of her viral time. while she let her mother make a joke out of herself begging for money on twitter when they all got desperate. >>373513
21 is not mid-20's, anon.
Not this fucking shit again.
No one can agree on this shit so just don't bring it up. It brings mental people out of the woodwork.
probably gonna regret this, but yes. third anon, that's what her passport says. There's never been any verifiable evidence for Kiki, but unless Dakota can get a fake passport that's probably her real age.
>>373876>unless Dakota can get a fake passport
Believable, considering her fame hungry parents and their willingness to sell their daughters since they hit puberty. Tbh all the "pedopile lesbian haters" shit Kiki and Kota spewed seemed oddly fitting for themselves. Kota was obsessed with lesbians, Kiki is Sperg-chan which makes her the biggest hater, and their parents dressing them both like prostitots and teaching them to flail and foam at the mouth for attention is creepy as fuck. That entire family is fucked, buying a fake passport wouldn't be beneath them if copyright claiming shit they don't even own isnt. Plus Scott seems capable enough with IT stuff to avoid being caught doing sneaky online shit.
/tinfoil hat. That family has always creeped me out.
Yeah exactly. I completely noticed how she didn't answer any comments, nor does she ever unless it's to answer some sort of praise or whatever.
I actually came here because I assumed someone would point the game out. I need something new to play >:].
Can't count on her to tell anyone. Also she and dakotas poor use of slang is bizarre and feels forced.
But let's be real. She has over 9,000 followers and consistently only gets 100-300 likes. WHAT fans?
I have a few friends in very minor girl bands or dabble in art and design that have maybe 1,000-2,000 followers and get 300-500 likes on their interesting content. Kiki just isn't interesting, her acting career is unrealistic and boring. Tbh I feel like lolwcow and PULL are the only people that pay any attention to her now.
Yeah, the Ostrengas are mental. But if you are caught attempting to leave/enter a country with a fake passport, not only will you be turned away, you will be banned for life and imprisoned when you are sent home.
Passports these days are extremely sophisticated. They have contactless chips inside and crazy holograms. It just seems like no one who thinks this is possible has ever gone through passport control. In the EU it's technically not even necessary but it's still one of the most arduous processes to go through. They are really fucking thorough.
Most fake passports claim the person is from a completely different (economically poor, third world, no sophisticated ID systems in place) country, and the have all the documentation (birth certificate etc) to back it up. You do not get a fake passport with your real name on it from your real country of birth. It just doesn't fucking happen.
Or her passport is real and they paid to have her DOB changed on her birth certificate. Which is completely legal. You can only do it once and it's a fuckload of paperwork, but it's possible.
My original birth certificate was hand written and entered into a computer at some point with the wrong number day, I was born on the 12th but my DOB was listed as the 17th. Granted, that's much different than changing your birth year
, but given how shitty the system is, I doubt nobody would argue with the actual mother of the girl in question. If Cathy took Dakota to the courthouse and told them her DOB needed to be changed so she could get a passport, she could have told them Dakota was 16 when she was 18. She was short and skinny enough and did her makeup to look younger then, plus considering Cathy was willing to let a 19 year old fuck her tween daughter in her own house and was also willing to set him up to get caught with drugs, it wouldn't be hard to imagine her doing.
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One of the few times I can back Onion
*grasping at those 2006
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LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE A PROFESSIONAL CAN MAKE THO
woah. i made that 21 year old comment days ago, and retards are still at it. like i suspected. every single time this is brought up, it's shut down, because there's zero
evidence that she's older than that. the one and only thing that sparked this in the first place was that police report that, amazingly, also serves as proof that she was 15 in 2010.
like before. even if Dakota got arrested and someone dug up her mugshot, people here would still say she bribed the police to change her DOB.
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And the stupid twat wasn't even the first to do coon striping see pictured 80's band
Weren't hers shooped on or edited anyway? All the fucking things you've tried to do Kaka and people still only remember you for your fake stripe dyed hair.>>375317
I hope this triggers
him into not stopping. Please let Kaka be the new Eugenia to him. I want a war
A lot of people say so. I wonder if she'd go back at it nowadays? Like jus to bleach some stripes into your mousy brown hair>>375331
In a get to know me video she said she "didn't even know what scene was back then" so yeah I guess she was emulating Scott and Cathy's favorté 80s bands
Didn't know everyone neeeded your permission to discuss certain subjects, your highness! Apooogies!
to be tons of public documents about the ostrengas that listed Kiki and Dakota that said they were 3 years apart. NOT the police report about the toaster incident that says Dakota's eyes are brown. But aside from that, just consider how there are no longer any
documents or screencaps about her driving, going to school or anything. The ostrengas intentionally scrubbed every trace of her from the American public records system when she went to Japan, and they would r do that unless they were hiding shit. Her Sawgrass middle school class page? Her tweets about driving? Kiki's Formspring questions she answered about Dakota's age that said they were 3 years and 1 day apart? All of that. Just because the new Kota stans aren't old enough to remember it doesn't mean they didn't exist.
>inb4 she's not lying now because she was lying the entire time before Japan
Ok. But the only way this is gonna ever be put to rest is if one of you runs a background check in Dakota in her state d birth, Illinois. It's about $25.
Fun fact: Illinois is one of the states that doesn't have public birth certificates, unlike Florida. The only way to see someone BC in Illinois is to pay for a background check or a copy of it. Not that it matters, since you can have your BC changed or reissued if you want. >>375339>>375363
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Wouldn't put it past the Ostrenga's to let under aged Dakota drive the car. I think they are also to lazy to actually go thru legal documents and the government just to change Dakota's age … And you can change the day, but not the year. You would need extreme amounts of proof that that its wrong and not just " mom says so". https://www.quora.com/Is-it-legal-to-change-my-age-under-some-reasonable-circumstances-and-what-are-these-circumstances
I believe Dakota is the age displayed on her social media. Its one thing to scrub old lies like her claims of college or driving off of social media, but to illegally change your birth year ? why ? Police reports aren't really trustable either as they claimed her eyes were brown in one.
There really isn't any viable proof Dakota is older then she claims.
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New vid of her staring at herself. She really is the most boring person.https://www.instagram.com/p/BThMzmohTFK/
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She's going on and on about her favorite topic in the comments.
It really is though. Kiki consistently fucks things up for herself and then blames everyone else - she never learns. Muh haturzzz sabotaged me!!
I've seen so many people complain on Twitter and Instagram about Kiki blocking them for no reason, most of them seemingly genuine, normal people, some of them were kinda upset. But I guess Kiki knows best! She figured out some secret codes that prove these people are all lying, harassing haters!
The fact she thinks checking the timeline and following lists of every single person who has commented on her posts for the last decade is normal and even productive shows what a paranoid, self-absorbed mess she is.
And now she's desperately trying to get into Hollywood which is largely ruled by public image and opinion? Fucking kek.
Is that one of her cats from FL? Honestly between her and Dakota stalking ever cat within 15 feet of them is hard to keep track.
Anyway, I'm wondering if during Kiki's Sperg-chan episode the Ostrengas took out more loans and moved out west as a last ditch attempt to push Kiki into the limelight in LA as an actress before she turns 30. Kyler is supposedly useless despite going to college with Kiki and Kota, and Dakota fucked off to Japan and doesn't give a shit about them anymore probably.
Stop to think about it for a second
She opened her phone camera for the sole purpose to wank off to her image. The cat was just a quirky, accidental prop.
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> remembered wrong
Sure thing, never disagree with the severely mentally ill
"I apologize for not immediately accepting your alternative facts / denying my own reality, kiki-san!"
Jesus christ. She's so very ill equipped for a career based on intense criticism.
>>379601>anyone connected with [abusive] people
It's late and I'm drunk so I can't work out how to phrase this but wouldn't this create an infinite network of "haters"?
As in, Person A makes an innocuous comment on Kiki's post BUT they happen to be following, say, Onision so the Ostrengas block them. One day Person B makes a totally normal comment but they're following Person A who is obviously an evil hater, so they get blocked. Eight years later Person C sends a compliment to Kiki but oh no they're following Person B so they must be malicious! And so on forever.
I wonder if the Ostrengas keep a list of haters and the 'connections' between them so they can block them from all their (public!) accounts, it's probably printed out screenshots that Cathy has scribbled all over and then scanned back into the computer like that failed lolsuit.
I miss milky Koots and Kaka.
It must internally burn them to hold in such rage all the time, rather then just sperg continuously on social media.
That's why Kiki thought she could sue the entire internet as "Jane Doe", because she's convinced that it's one, single person with a vendetta against her making hundreds of thousands of profiles jut to slander her and befriend her true fans to convert them.
It's her only defense against people mentioning what a shitpile she is, since she won't even half ass an apology like Dakota did. She's convinced she was never anything but an innocent victim at the hands of hateful lesbians who wanted p bring her down and still do. She's mentally 12 ears oldz
Kiki probably thinks she's like a main character and her enemy is a single person who's recuiting minions to get her.
She doesn't realize she's such a minor cow compared to others and nobody care about her more than 5min in a month. It's people coming and leaving, and once in a while someone who was around her scene day and check up on her for the nostalgia kick.
I bet she doesn't comprehend that there's other people who are legit internet bullied, all she passionately talks about is her her and her. She legit sounds like a true paranoid and it's getting worse with time.
Kiki's such a funny cow in the sense that she's desperately trying to be loved and famous by all means necessary (which is sad, because she doesn't care about art or a craft in particular, just being famous) but has paper-thin skin, paranoid delusions and a crazy temper.
I'm gonna bet she's either going to end up in an institution sending herself hate messages and raging on taylor or manage to marry a poor sap to get a roof above her head and vicariously live through her future daughter.
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just gonna leave this here.
more proof kiki was spergchan, the use of "[CONT.]" to show she's continuing a sentence. i thought i remembered her using some form of that on her twitter, so i wrote down the exact way spergchan put it, square bracket, cont, period, square bracket. i snorted when i saw kiki writes it identically
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Is she back at home? This looks a lot like her room back in Florida. It would make sense if it was since she has been pretty quiet lately.
How do I set up lighting so my skin looks this soft? Or is it just a lot of photoshop?
… is the caption in response to >>379117
? If so, I grabbed a screenshot near the end of the video as I was watching it, the one time I watched it. I didn't sit there watching the clip repeatedly to grab the most unflattering image and post it just to laugh at you. We're not all sad, obsessive people like you Kiki.
If you're not actually confident in your ~~~~~quirky~~~~~ faces that make you soooo different from the other girls then don't post them. But I'm a hater so obviously I'm lying to sabotage you lol
Maybe, just maybe, she's finally learning how fucking stupid it is when cows post about how much they don't care about their haters.
(Instead she's going to lurk here and keep repeating to herself that she doesn't care.)
the way she goes back and forth between taunting haters and having emotional meltdowns over them.
then again. spergchan casually chatted like she was part of the group one moment, and then went apeshit berserk the next.
thanks but that's a shitty screenshot
take a better one please
Are you really this bored? Did you have to move back to FL?
it's okay, anons. We finally know that kooters baldness and receeding hairline is inherited. Kiki got it too now. kek
god she looks horrible
she looks like a recovered heavy meth/cocaine user.
like that is her>^_~ 4 months sober, guise!! I am so health. <3 ~ with lurve, moogle of mother earth <3
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Her current diet plus 10 to 20 years equal this
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This is one of the better photos of Keeks that I've seen recently, I'm surprised she didn't post it to her own Instagram.
She does look old somehow though.
KIKI U JUST LOST A LOT OF RAW-ALL-NATURAL VEGAN POINTS THERE DID U KNOW
Please go to the nearest PETA booth so we can downgrade the veganism level on your official veganTM card.
lol that was perfect!>>381527
Tbh even q-tips are on that list, any reasonable human would overlook that (but… it's Kiki we are talking about ;)
Starvation and mental illness, fam. Veganism is cool but you have to get tons of extra b vitamins/amino acids/healthy fats to protect yourself. Kiki has never cared about health, just being skinny. Dakota is a reformed fat girl who likely just starved to get thinner as well.
Kiki has little body fat, and after she aged away her teenage face fat, she just looks as crazy bad as she acts. Her lack of face fat makes her nose look huge too.
It's actually very difficult to be vegan correctly, and especially not get "co-op body" where you're thin with no muscle, all pale and weird. For someone with so much time on her hands how difficult would it be to learn nutrition, especially being so self obsessed. She should really just save for fat transfer/nose job like girl you're 24.
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Could you imagine what she would do if someone took a picture of her flat ass like this lol
I wish someone would tbh. It's annoying how she constantly complains about how others disrespect her boundaries but is perfectly fine with taking pictures of people and posting them without their consent.
I also wish this trend of being a "nerd" would just die already.
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She's always been a hypocrite. I can't find it now but remember when she posted the photo of a Japanese guy who stared at her? Allegedly.
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When you thought she couldn't look worse
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The hair on top of her head is so fucking thin these days. I knew it was bad but still - holy shit.
(PS: I tried to get a flattering screenshot for you Kaka <33333333)
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just realized she doesn't seem to have this pattern in the hairline that most people have. it just goes in a straight circle from the top to her ear, that broadens her forehead even more.
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She kinda looks like the penguin from Gotham, same crazy look in the eyes and everything
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She looks 40, my god.
I'm not even saying that as a jab, she actually
Dude, how old are
you? She does not look 40. I dislike Kiki as much as anyone else, but the over exaggerated nitpicking on this website sometimes rubs me the wrong fucking way.
She looks dehydrated, tired, and has thin hair. But she still looks like she's in her 20s. Late 20s, maybe. But she certainly doesn't look like she's approaching menopause.
I think Kiki would benefit from gaining a few pounds. Her face looks so severe at her low weight. I also suggest that she gets more rest, more hydration, and has a healthy balance of getting outside and doing outdoorsy shit. A multi-vitamin pill, and also a strong biotin supplement plus lots of water may help her thin hair. It's so long, she needs to treat it better. I imagine she's probably not getting the nutrition she needs from her ~vegan goddess mother earth uwu~ diet, either. That's probably contributing to why she looks so run down.
Do you guys think she goes to therapy? I feel like it would really help her.
Shit, where's this from?
Her hair really is awful, not just because of the balding but how limp and dull it looks. But Kiki seems to be convinced that long hair = beautiful. It's like she can't apply any critical thinking to herself.
lol same. but you're gonna have to learn to ignore it. there's no point countering an insult towards kak in this thread, no matter how ridiculous or untrue the insult.
i agree on the pounds. she has sunken cheeks from being underweight, and that definitely makes anyone look older. youthful faces are full and healthy. She could do with some of Taylor's chipmunk cheeks.
She doesn't look 40, she looks like a tired and skinny 24 year old which is exactly what she is. >>382031
I have a massive forehead just like her and my hairline is like that too. Of course I try to hide it and make it work for me with side swept bangs, idk why Kaka keeps insisting on having her hair like that. Accentuating her large forehead doesn't help with her looks.
I don't think she is an ugly girl or that she's old af (that's BS). She just needs more water and nicer hair. That's pretty much it. Maybe she's trying to prove a point with this hair by showing how beautiful she is and that she doesn't need to follow our advice but yeah, she'd look 1000 times better.
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I said she looks like 40 year old Drew Barrymore, which she does. But she doesn't look 21, that's for sure. She looks like a fat, saggy mom of 2 trying to still be cool with teens.
>inb4 "handpicked candids to make her look worse than she really does"
These are all from her tv appearancesnor runway work, not edited by me or her. This is the real Dakota Rose.
>>382138>I said she looks like 40 year old Drew Barrymore
This thread isn't about Dakooter you bitter, nitpicking hag. Go back to /snow/.
Yeah, I wonder why I had you confused when I was replying to this in my original post:>>382110
Take your hate boner for Kooter back to her thread.
I know all actors fudge their ages to a certain extent, but I love that she had her playing age listed as 15-25 on Backstage. Fucking kek.
Where'd you grab this from btw?
honestly i would've thought that was a pic of her own ass if not for the caption>>382021>>382105
why does she use such light brown eyeliner? on pale people it just makes them look sickly. her being so gaunt and fading it so much makes her look like a corpse. the dry lips don't help either wtf.
According to his linkedin, he's still in the Orlando area with Juniper Networks. Seems to have been promoted there a couple times, and his shit about repping Kiki and Kota is gone from his public profile.https://www.linkedin.com/in/ostrenga
I think she's there on her own; she probably has a retail or restaurant gig. Might do something with Bobby Hanataka or whoever her BF dude is, but he seems to be one of those LA "actor slash model slash business entrepreneur slash restaurant consultant slash slash slash" who gets bit parts and works in a restaurant. If that's her crowd, then that's what she's likely up to as well.
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I don't know. I thought anon was pretty generous tbh. I mean at least they didn't include this picture.
sage for ot.
I think both of the Ostrengas need a lot of nutrition because they're definitely lacking. You can see it in their faces, skin condition and body that they are very malnourished. I'm pretty sure that it was floating around for a while that they had ED's.
It's kinda sad that they were never given even social skills while they were younger and it shows with their spoiled and entitled, bat shit crazy attitudes. It's sad that they'll never be able to lead normal lives and it makes me somewhat feel bad.
but there is only but so much that they can victimize themselves for before they're the actual self-destructive ones.
Nope. According to rollingstone>Cathy was 18 when she met Scott; he was fronting a rock band with big dreams; she was putting herself through college, her sights set on law school. Instead, they married young, Cathy became a housewife, and Scott wound up in middle management.
Also according to the RS article, they claim that Scott had a very well paying job when they lived in Coral Springs. but due to being afraid of Danny's family, they decided to abruptly move out and he had to quit his job, their house didn't sell, and then the family sued them… a bunch of financial shit. But well, that all happened like 10 years ago, it's been plenty of time for Scott to have gotten back on track since then. which is why I don't think that they're as poor as some people here think.
>Her father had taken a substantial pay cut in order to quickly find a new job in the area. "I wasn't in a position to negotiate," says Scott. "We needed to get the hell out of there.">The Coral Springs house never sold and is now in foreclosure. The Ostrengas have filed for bankruptcy — a chain of financial events they say never would have happened if they hadn't had to hastily abandon their home. Danny Cespedes' mother is suing them for causing her son's death, claiming that the Ostrengas exercised "undue influence" over Danny's mind, which led to his fatal leap. And after three years of living at Grandma's — where everyone is paranoid about leaving the house or letting outsiders get too close
Pretty sure they left the old house and moved in w/ grandma in order to not have any assets for Danny's family to win.
And yes, it was so long ago; long enough for any bankruptcy case to be over and for their foreclosure to have dropped off their credit history. They have his mom's house, and he's got an upper management level job at Juniper. As long as they aren't trying to finance the "careers" of two DJ / model / pop stars, they'll be ok giving a monthly allowance to their unemployed kid, but not funding Kiki for the life of a "star". Think like: they might subsidize her apartment, or her car /gas / phone, but probably not everything.
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Scott could make some extra bucks by playing with his band again kek
ummm is that really him? if so where tf did you find this?>>382496
it's a copypasta.
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Dino Manzella who was in this top band with Scott has a bunch of pics posted up on his FB.
My favorite is still >>56858
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One more for posterity.
LOL can you imagine going a whole day with Kiki whining in your ear about > I was bitten by a spider> snow melted in my hair
With her screeching laughter
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is that.. brown at the top, blond at the bottom? damn he and Cathy were really eccentric people for their time. no wonder their 14 year old daughter looked like this
she looks like a wobble head doll.
her face is nearly as big as her whole chest.
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I wonder if Kaka was just searching out her 500 vegan calories of the week and stumbled upon the #freecomicbookday and used it for the geek points.
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More narcissism, yawn. I wonder how many videos and photos of herself this girl has?
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The haterz, the haterz
The language struggle is real. ;_;>>382938>Wants to be an actress>Can't handle criticism
Imagine her getting a bad review for a movie, and she calls out the journalist for being an internet bully kek
Not the same anon but I go there to expect smthg new related to movies/going to places/doing some different makeup or ootd even instead of 60s vids of her from the same day >>382938
YOU HAVE NOTHING WORTH FILMING FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS. Just say it. >>382898
Maybe that's whats keeping her from coming back to youtube: there's absolutely nothing going on in her life while Taylor is out there living her (Kiki's) dream life, and she's majorly "scurrd" that we'll notice it /tinfoil hat
Doesn't that strike anyone as strange?
Old Kiki would have posted her obnoxious face every day without question, fresh with new styling and accessories. Part of being an actress is being an interesting public figure, especially on social media when you're starting out. It's an extremely over saturated market and she has to stand out.
Why post pictures from one day over the course of a week - what is she hiding other days? We make fun of her but it seems like this haggard look actually takes time and effort otherwise we'd see new content daily.
She's so out of touch
Lbr Taylor got where she is bc she has major surgery. Unfortunately that's just how things are now. If she's in LA she should just accept it and get her shit fixed already so she can work before she's too old.
If she thinks any actress, especially in la, hasn't had work done she's delusional.
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sage for maybe ot, but how does socialblade determine their letter grades?
I have a lot less followers and yet I still have the same grade as her? Is it based on more than just followers?
Yes, it's gotta be based on more than just followers. I believe it's based on subs, views, and interaction (comments + possibly likes). Possibly even activity (frequency of uploads) and ads. But this is just what I assume they monitor in order to give these letter grades because Onision's is dropping due to demonetization, losing subs, and dramatic drops in view count.
Btw, this site isn't very accurate, it just gives a ballpark estimate of sorts…but judging from Kiki's inactivity, this might be very accurate for her.
>>uneven skin tone>>spider leg, mascara caked lashes>>cracked, dry lips>>greasy, thin hair>>uses latisse on her brows as well as her lashes, but does not shape, pluck, or use makeup to clean them up, so looks a hot mess
I just don't understand this "look" she's been pursuing for the past 3 years. It's not a good one; she could easily be more conventionally attractive if she made effort to do so; the look she's cultivating DOES take some effort (latisse, puts on makeup, clearly does something grease her hair up, etc), but it all adds up to the effect of at best being forgettable, and at worst being unkempt and unattractive.
She's chosen a "career" based in large parts on appearance, but makes efforts to have a shitty appearance. I just don't understand it.
She was always fixated on long hair. Back on Stickam when someone would mention her often ratty extensions she would rage for chunks of time.
Now that hair is actually growing from her scalp free from Cathy's peroxide torture she's probably blind to how it really looks.
She's delusional. She sees haute couture models being all natural and in her egotistical mindset she thinks she looks the same.>>384238
I think it's from having such thin hair and facing breakage during most of her teen years. Now she clasps at it and is fully convinced she actually looks good at her "most natural"
Christ, her matted flakey greasy porous hairy everything is awful.
At least we now know what's hidden under all the makeup and filters. She looks like those meth ppl on suicide watch or someth.
Your projection aside, she has been posting photos with extreme filters since forever.
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My sad attempts to give her hair more volume (which can be done if she tried) giving her more of a side bang/parting. Removed the mascara eyelashes in the inner corner of her eyes (makes her eyes look too close together whenever she does her makeup like this) as well as making her lips fuller (if she were to line her lips) also made her eyebrows a little thinner, rounded…. an attempt was made today folks, someone else give it a try
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Would like to mention, She need to stop pulling her hair back like this. Like, I know people egged on Kiki during her Dakota phase, but I prefer if she went back to this hairstyle/look in pic related. I get she is trying to be all natural goddess/effortless beauty, but she is gimping herself by pulling her hair back like that.
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i think they were talking about this weird indented pink spot. it looks like a mark that glasses that are too tight make but i think its poorly slathered on eyeshadow that gives the illusion of an indent or scar.
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Here we go, I did not touch her facial features. Gave her thicker hair/restyled it, plucked and filled in her eyebrows, enlarged her pupils for a softer look, moisturized her lips and skin.
Easy and realistic change for her.
it's just her eye socket. you can see it in other pics too, it's just emphasized by her makeup.
source: i have the same weird square eye sockets
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Revamped it more!
Kiki if you still browse, eat more fats and moisturise your skin with proper facial care. Get a good facial wash, toner and MOISTURISE like hell. Rather be greasy than dry, it prevents wrinkles and your lips would look better.
You also need milk products for real, go see a doctor if you don't believe, your hair looks dead and horrible. Pluck in your eyebrows for a sleek underline and a raise on the end. Also, stop bringing makeup so close to your inner eye, it emphasises your close set eyes. Raise up the outercorner with some eyeshadow to turn your eyes less slanted.
Contour the cheekbones, but keep the line above the nosetip, to bring in some softness and roundness to your cheekbones. also a bit of contour under your lips. Contour the sides of your chin and your forehead edges. Contour nose only in the middle, don't touch the tip. Highlighter on the inner cheek and on the dent on your nosetip, under eyebrows and chin to balance your forehead out.
>implying kiki would take constructive advice
There are so many things wrong that are such easy fixes it triggers
Those thirsty af lips .. unkept brows .. dark circles ( or is that makeup ? ).. spider leg mascara and did she even bother applying foundation ?
Her lips look like a parched anus.
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Oh my god I forgot about this. That's hilarious.
Brings me good memories from when PULL wasn't a thing and I would discuss dakota,felice,…with my tumblr friends
Nope, just eye makeup. Foundation and lip balm are for filthy normies and ugly fat lards who don't have perfect, acne free kira kira skin like Kiki~*~
Although it looks like she doesn't really moisturize or use any SPF either so of course she still looks bad
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jfc im so fucking triggered
by her forehead.
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Looks like Lilou shelled out for some actual professional headshots.
Where did she post it, IMDB?
And look at that, she doesn't look dead, and they got her crazy looking dial down to about a 6/10. Her forehead is still crying out for bangs, or at least a haircut the softens her face.
Where did you get this from?
I assumed you got it from her imdb but she still only has selfies from 2012-2015 on it.
Also did anyone see that ED is being sued from someone who copyright claimed their page on there? I got really excited thinking it was her but apparently it was a guy who did it.
It's her new profile pic on the voslilou Insta.
I don't know why she hasn't bothered updating all those embarrassing goofy selfies on her IMDb and other professional sites yet. She's always been pretty lazy like that though.
Wait a minute, she actually plucked her eyebrows and has moisturised her skin and used chapstick? She also has contour (albeit it hits too low, never drop your contour below your nose or you will look droopy), also she didnt bring in her makeup too much in this time and emphasized on the outsides of her eyes.
..D-Did kiki take our advice?
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An improvement for sure, but I still wish she'd do something with those damned eyebrows. I get the look she's going for but it truly doesn't suit her. Kiki isn't really a "natural beauty." She can't really do the whole fresh faced look since…her face, in reality, doesn't really look all that fresh (if that makes sense lol.) I think she's trying to aim for something in the vein of pic related, but what she needs to accept is that in order to look good, she needs to be done up a little.
I'm shocked she put it as a profile pic at all. I assumed she never put the professional head shots o her imdb because she doesn't look kawaii and youthful in them at all.
>I don't know why she hasn't bothered updating all those embarrassing goofy selfies on her IMDb and other professional sites yet.
She did update the profile picture, but just to an even older selfie from 2014, lol.
She looks more and more brunette with every new photo posted.
I wish I could say she finally learned how to use moisturizer and makeup, but I'm pretty sure someone else did it and did some air brushing too. Her lashes look 1000% better when the don't appear to look like spider legs.
>>387073>when the forehead so huge it is almost cropped out
Looks like someone else did the makeup and tried to throw dry shampoo on her brown hair.
Ostranga parents must be going all out spending cash to make her something lately.>>387155
Cheek contour shouldn't go lower than your nose.
I agree about everything! Just doing her hair would improve her so much. Looks like she barely washed it and just lets it do its thing but that won't work for her because it just looks greasy and lifeless.>>387148
And this lol. The only reason she got this taken was to try to fit in and look like a legit actress.
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>>387216>Cheek contour shouldn't go lower than your nose.
What you talking about kek
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Kiki's contour starts at her nostril height and rounds off below her nose.
Kim's contour starts above ear and starts fading at nostrils.
Fucking this. It would make her look so much younger and really help her face shape/proportions. Having helplessly flat hair lends itself to bangs too, as it has/used to help Dakota. I don't know why she's legit SO AGAINST change when actresses constantly change their look to generate interest and versatility.
It blows my mind how she could have stayed in Florida, and jumpstarted her career with a simple nose job - if she wants to do the young/cute thing no matter what her prominent nose lends itself to a different look that she doesn't have the confidence to carry. She used to get away with it because she was such an unspeakable bitch and really subby people bowed down, but now that she's a ~fragile naked mole rat~ she needs to really work on curbing her edges.
What's annoying beyond all reason is that she's in fucking los angeles and has some of the best hair stylists/colorists at her fingertips. They could give her the most natural looking sun kissed perfect blonde and this airhead still won't fix her stringy mess? No one cares it's natural because her natural state is so below average.
I will never understand her priorities and hang ups. She's in such a harsh industry that she's already aged out of and has no talent to begin with. If she wasn't the most narcissistic cow I'd feel actually bad for her.
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She's always looked old though, i wish she would just stop and reassess her life.
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If she just had acting talent she wouldn't need any surgery.
Damn, if that doesn't make sense then you should stay away from makeup.
She is accentuating her drooped and mature features. It's part of why she already looked old in pics like >>387598
Er yeah, hence anon's quotes marks, presumably
Everything else she's been in is a short student film, so maybe they're out there somewhere but I haven't found them yet. A lot of the kids I went to film school with wouldn't upload all their little class exercises to YouTube/Vimeo/etc because there was no point or they were embarrassed of them, and that's basically everything else Lilou has acted in by the looks of it. Besides the acclaimed series that is Puppetmaster.
The directors may have sent her the films, but I imagine she's ashamed of her ‘performances’. She'll claim that she can't upload anything 'because of the haters’ though. Keeks is absolutely the worst person to be an aspiring actress what with the total paranoia and narcissism, she's never going to get anywhere. The same as all her other 'careers'.
But nothing public because da haterzz, which is career suicide for an actress.
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Serious question: how does she expect to get exposure as an actress when al her work is friends only? Is her plan just to add everyone famous and block everyone else?
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Also found this: Dakota's Wikipedia username is KurodaSho. Maybe these are the accounts they use to tweet at each other?
I wasn't the original anon you were replying to. Kek it took 4 people pointing out your makeup fail to rustle your jimmies.>>388075
For that to work, she'd have to be doing some work. Right now all she's doing is random student garbage for free or having her parents pay for tiny roles in not-porn.
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Just do it kaka why do you need the approval of others so badly? Do it and give us moar milk
Thought that said "lmk farm" which would be more accurate.
And obviously Kiki tf else are you doing wasting time in California what seriously is her logic
If she comes back she'll realize she will never be as relevant as Taylor in more ways than one now.
>tune in weekly!!1 keekstv
She will probably "come back" after ages of teasing and trying to get hype or interest, and nobody will end up watching. Even Dakota's channel is dead.
ok but imagine keeks trying to emulate popular youtubers and get her own "brand" by ripping off common tropes. imagine how embarrassing its going to be
hell yes i would watch
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If Kiki started to do "Story Time" videos she could probably grow to one of the youtubers with millions of subscribers, like Tana Montegue. Because she's had such a crazy life, she probably has entertaining stories about times where people have used her picture to catfish, or one of those "MY CREEPY STALKER STORY" videos.
but probably won't now, cause i suggested it :-(
I doubt she would talk about her sister, but think about the rest
"Psycho Camgirl Threatened To Kill Me"
"My Creepy Stalker Story: Stalked For 11 Years"
"Schizo Woman Thought She Was Me"
"My First Boyfriend Was A Pedophile"
"Haters Vandalized My House"
"Reading Mean Comments On Lolcow.farm"
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She's been asking this same question before her breakdown. It's tiring af. Also, remember when she tried posting "every week"? It barely lasted a month
Great now this freak will be coming back… probably to vlog and make out shes another Californian superstar with the life of riley when really it isnt.
I wonder if Koot will be going back to youtube too
>>388551>if she was open about how it fucked her up, she would get a lot of sympathy for it too.
this would work if it weren't Kiki. she doesn't seem capable of telling a sob story without it sounding like she just wants to talk about herself for pure validation. like her video talking about sexual assault under the guise of "helping people", yeah right.
she will get teary, tear up, paint herself as an innocent naive victim, and conveniently leave out any bullshit on her part.
Anon was referencing when she had a pole in her room and posted a video of herself doing simple moves on it.>>388405
She was kind of close to doing this before, I remember her video about her class and she got "harassed" of course or something?
I think she is just too lazy to keep up with anything at all and she can't handle any kind of haters, even though every youtuber is going to get them.
>>388535> The girls that come in thinking they are gods gift and the hottest thing there always get destroyed in clubs.
This made me smile so hard >>388494
I know right. It's amazing how she fucks up whether she wears white or black (though I guess black makes her seem less washed up)
what is that coord even supposed to be?
eh honestly she could probably skim over a lot of her fuck ups, if not most, and STILL get a lot of sympathy if she just didn't want to play the *~empath fairy saving the world~* and acted calm and mature, focusing on telling a story rather than pulling out her quirks
people are suprisingly accepting when they sense honesty and vulnerability, and redemption is always trendy. any name change will always link back to her kiki kannibal days, and everything she touches will continue turning to shit until she washes her hands.
Female youtubers have to be really good looking and somewhat charismatic or positive at the least. Being interesting is only secondary.
Kiki is far too self centered enough to be watchable as it is. No way anyone would want to watch her beyond the mild curiosity of a train wreck.
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like how she words things to make it look like it was a screening by Warner Bros or smthg
Damn these new videos are gonna be dope
She must think being vague = mysterious and intriguing, when in reality it's just sketchy and pointless. The only thing she's hiding is her lack of a career and the fact that she's doing the same thing she did in Japan in LA. Hell, we know she was hot to fuck any guy she thought could get her a visa, I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out she's sugaring and has an account on a sugar site.
You can't build fame on nothing but half-assed attempts at every trend, Chinese swearshop clothes and a bunch of psychotic spergouts. Right now she has no chance in LA because there's simply more stuff online that points to her being flaky and unstable than there is to suggest that she's creative, hard working and persistent. The only career she can focus on with any longevity seems to be looking at and talking about herself, which isn't what acting is about in the least.
I've always loved that tactic of hinting at something that's not true so that if anyone calls her out on it she can be like "oh well I never actually said I was in a Warner Bros movie it's not my fault you thought that".
Kiki never changes.
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She should play Emilie Autumn in her shitty musical. She has the 5-head and the crazy
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Looking at some other actors' posts, I'd say it was likely this event.
Yeah, seems right. Was it the thing that was on YouTube or another graduate movie? I feel kind of bad for her by now.
Puppet Master: Axis Termination is coming out in August though, can't wait to see how much screen time she got/ if her acting really sucks as much as it has in the YouTube thing.
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More look at me retardation
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I honestly think she's trying to dress like Taylor though……… the baseball cap & wide leg pants & overalls all seem like weird Taylor choices. She probably still watches all of Taylor's videos obsessively tbh lmao
kiki learn how to film in your phone without screwing up the audio you should know how to properly camwhore by now>>388991
It's classic Kiki!
OMG IS THAT A PIXYTERY IMPERSONATION!?!?
Sage for shitposting
It's always weird to see a fellow EA fan outside of fandom pages. (Or former fan?)
Sage for OT
I agree, but she needs to learn to either edit her videos better or work on her camera presence. I find her extremely obnoxious. I'm not saying she should be scripted, dull and boring, but the whole I'm sO randuM thing plus her laughing constantly at her own stories is a bit cringey. The dating in Japan one was unbearable to watch. I'm surprised it hasn't appeared in a cringe compilation on YouTube. I think it's possible to have good material and still be a bit silly (eg- Jenna Marbles) but she comes across like she is trying too hard. I think she could potentially do well if she improved in those areas. Another thing that would help her YouTube career is if she grew a thicker skin and didn't respond so defensively to haters. (Or what she thinks is a hater) Either read the comments and move on/ignore or actually READ your suggestions and use them in your videos! She needs to stop blocking people 24/7 also.
In conclusion, she could be successful on YouTube, but she keeps acting like a dildo.
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'Caps, just because. Look at that picture, though. The face of legit artistry.
(Didn't some actress said smthg remotely alike in the Oscars?)
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IMDb has been updated with two new headshots. Lilou is finally reaching the most basic level of professionalism.
Guess she realised how bad that other headshot in the red dress was though since she hasn't posted it anywhere.
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I was browsing through the butt end of the catalog and saw some of kiki's old pics. They weren't all the best, but she looked 10x better compared to now.
Figured I'd link incase anyone was interested in seeing (or being reminded) just how hideous her 'all natty' shit is in contrast to her old look:>>2974
[even the shit lip liner is better than what she has going now]>>13571>>16380>>16383>>16613>>16836>>18392>>18413>>18415>>18427
[yeah the black washes her out, but another example of how her face type needs bangs]
yes, she's younger in a lot of these, but holy fuck, if she did her make up again, eyebrows and hair look at the fucking difference it could make. Her forehead doesn't even seem massive with short side swept bangs.
How she can see this old pics and think she looks 'ok' now is beyond me. Even if she kept her natural color, if she teased/volumized her hair and got some bangs, she'd be miles ahead in looks.
Sage for not current/personal opinion, but I even thought she looked hot in this style. Don't worry, sperg-chan, not in a lesbian way; in a 'you sell that look with how good it looks on you' way.
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She should go back to this look
>>390474>I was browsing through the butt end of the catalog and saw some of kiki's old pics.
Aka I was already looking for something else, saw them, it takes 5 seconds to link the posts
I'd honestly forgotten she could look good before seeing these again
Seems she always had a big forehead just hid it better. Her shnoz is also smaller but that's probably because she was younger.
Although these are well taken headshots >>390040
it shows a lack of versatility and a very harsh look. She'd never be casted in an ingenue role.
I sympathize a little (well, as much as you could with kiki) since I have a similar face type (aka shape, cheekbones, huge forehead/bigger nose). Bangs are non optional for this kind of face.
Short of extensive surgery she can't change the mug she's born with, but chosing the least flattering styling for it is her own doing. Her look could be significantly improved, and her less flattering features downplayed. Instead she puts misguided effort into looking like a dehydrated, greasy, stringy haired middled aged woman… aka her current look. I always thought she was the more attractive sister, but both siblings have thrown their looks away.
Her diet needs drastic improvement (keto or paleo sans vegan and gallons of water would probably work miracles for her premature aging, while keeping her heathily thin).
I agree she doesn't have the natural versatility to do a range of roles. I don't think acting is her forte. I think it's one more desperate attempt at 'effortless' fame/attention because she's been deluded/deluding herself her whole life that is what she ~*deserves*~
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There's a couple of (very similar) Knock Knock screenshots on her IMDb now, plus the most flattering shot from Daisy (when half her face is obscured by the bright light). Slowly getting rid of the selfies, though she's kept the dumb as fuck one with the galaxy projection where you can barely make out her features.
Sounds exactly like the kind of thing Cathy would be in charge of doing.>>390040
those are really nice headshots (the new ones. the last thumbnail there is edited like wax)
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When forehead isn't enough
>>390874>Because every time I someone adds Ostrenga to her Japanese Wikipedia page
Why would you do that?
>or changes her measurements and hair color
Damn anon… wtf really.
Her hair is
brown. Kristina's hair is lighter than hers and is listed on Bravo's page as brown. >>391180
It's been happening since she got her wiki page, and I don't even know how to edit a wiki page, also I don't speak Japanese.
Also hi Kiki
Kirsten's hair is a level 6 ash. So it's on the cusp of dark blonde/light brown. It's getting darker with age tho so by the time she's thirty I predict it'll be a level 5. Iirc Cathy is a level 4/5 but her hair is warm, and scotts hair is pretty dark I believe?? (I think I've only ever seen old photos of the parents) so I don't see kooter or kaka keeping their ~kawaii elf goddess hippie princess~ hair for very long.
Tbqh I can't wait for Kirsten to be dark haired because it doesn't suit her and she'll have to go back to frying her hair, which will probably bring on more melt downs.
>>391275>Bitchy? Is blonde hair some special status symbol to you and someone saying Dakota and Kiki have brown hair now is an offense? You need a therapist.
not the anon you were responding to, but it's clear as fucking day you that you
have a serious problem with that. try not to sound so defensive for trivial shit.
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lol where did you get your beautician license anon? Kirsten is not blonde by any level. Dakota just very barely passes, but not her.
If you aren't discussing it then shut the fuck up. You didn't sage,this isn't even kota's thread.
You chucklefucks should be banned for this retardation.
>>391202> saying someone has brown hair is bitchy
That's some real white supremacy all hail the Aryan race mentality you got there lol
Sage for shitposting
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how about we change the subject and nobody talk about hair color from here on, ok?
here's a nice new topic. Sometimes Kiki would randomly rage and go on sperg-sprees against everyone on the site, but then suddenly calmed down and just blended back into the gossip. Like here, she forgot to delete "YOU UNLOVABLE WORTHLESS FUGLY NEETS" from her name, so she had to delete her comment on how Taylor looks like a haggard, bee-stung sofa king and write it again. it was a whole 6 minutes before she noticed.
the hypocrisy of spergchan is what disturbs me the most. i would almost understand it if it was just that Kiki came on here to let out some of the rage and call us worthless neets. but the fact that she even enjoyed herself here saying things like
>stop derailing the thread
>go back to PULL
>i love you, anon
>lmao, you're an angel for seeing this anon
>lolcow is not for white-knighting
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i love finding these lol. look at the dates! I can't believe she was being so obvious
Omfg get out of here with that shit, anon CLEARLY said the act of changing her Wikipedia over something as petty as correcting her hair color was the bitchy act, not anything about the actual hair color mentioned.
It's a well known history that the Ostrenga family is and has very openly always been racist as shit. It clearly means everything to Kiki/her sister that they are seen as blue eyed BLONDE white girls, even though they clearly are not (you can argue Dakota is but literally no one cares but Ostrengas). That's why her hair color is brought up, because it's hilarious Kiki is obsessed with being seen in a way that she isn't. She will never dye her hair because it used to be naturally blonde and she's too delusional to recognize that she aged out of it, so she's trying to parade around being ~naturally blonde/aryan~ when she's not.
Other anon is right, Kiki is about a level 6 but we'll never know For Sure unless she puts her hair next to swatches so UNTIL THEN let's all just use our eyes here. She has light brown hair, shits funny because she won't admit it not because having light brown hair is lesser omg
That was… kinda what I meant there. That haVing "blonde hair" is somewhat superior (that's why the Aryan shit joke)
I worded it immensely wrong and did nothing to make my point as clear as you did (It's a Ostrenga thing blah blah blah). Eh, thanks I guess.
Sage for derailing
Thanks anon. I think it was clear that I was talking about the act of correcting Dakota's
wikipedia page, since anons were talking about it. Also I never said a word about Kiki's hair color..
They've always exuded it, they can't help but remind themselves and everyone that they're totes blonde. Remember the pictures of them as kids that Kota photoshopped? And said something like "white blonde hair" or w/e?
It's funny bc they were racist and ended up chasing yellow dick.
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i'm not in this convo, but Dakota did have "white blonde" hair as a kid. Her current hair color is also consistent with a toddler who would have been.
Dakota said in an interview that she likes Japanese guys (and fashion in general) and Kiki has a history of dating othe races, that's why (at least in my case)
I don't get those vibes..
Their current style is something like ~All Natural~ style imo.
those eyebrows though.. >>391639
Yeah I saw that too, her hair was light blonde>>391640
lol right? it's funny that the anons pushing this call them racist for wanting blonde hair, but they don't realize that they're the only ones who think blonde hair = supreme white race status symbol. Especially the idiot who think posting baby pics with blonde hair is them "showing off".>>391630>>391623>>391576>>391568>>391275
^all of these.
Yeah.. I just said it was innacurate and that the act of changing her wikipedia page was bitchy then anon started with all that white supremacy stuff, but oh well. >>391657
They were young and very stupid, but I wouldn't judge them based on an ancient video (As if nobody here has ever said stupid and hurtful things..)
However based on more recent events, I can't say they are racist, it's clear to me that they like people from other places.
Ostrengas are triggered
by being called brown haired and they are the only ones who would make a huge deal about it.
Just like the kaka and the forehead thing. Turns out she was the lone sperg defending the fivehead.
This. If it were only anons who gave a fuck about her hair color then there wouldn't be a 5:1 ratio of sperging about how they both ARE NATURAL BLONDE and we are all just jealous and racist and white supremacist for pointing out their brown as fuck ~*looking*~ hair.
Pro tip: nobody cares about swatches irl. If you asked anyone who doesn't know Kiki and isn't trying to flatter her to get a reply, they'll says she's got brown hair.
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Anyway… Lilou's added those headshots to Actors Access, plus an odd new credit.
I don't think we ever really figured out Lucky Lilou could be.
The others sound like attempts at talking up her Stickam/YouTube years as 'improv' in order to add more credits to her resume.
> . If it were only anons who gave a fuck about her hair color then there wouldn't be a 5:1 ratio of sperging about how they both ARE NATURAL BLONDE and we are all just jealous and racist and white supremacist
Agreed. There's some really weird anons lately here. White-Knights, I guess?
Either way, >>391816
it's hilarious how she posts "credit" to things she has done but no proof. Like, a video of her being a comedian, or any specificity like "stand-up comedian" or whatever. It probably is from her improv classes and she fools herself to think it's legit.
omg she's such a try hard it's hilarious (NOT in the good way)
Must've been around the same time she married this video (and the other one about fracking)
*married no, made
Yes, that's exactly what I meant by talking up her YT videos - her Actors Access and Backstage are riddled with, weirdly, different typos.
I seem to recall a while back an anon pointed out that one of the directors' names was a botched version of a Stickam employee. So all that ranting at disabled people, Asians, fat people, etc, was just improv! Amazing!
Part of me wants to believe she's genuinely that amateurish
But the other side thinks she does it so she can put whatever name she wants and ain't no-one able to fact-check it
It would be spot on with the awful acting and everything.
Let be real though EA will play herself cause shes just so great.
And all the extremely gracious compliments and otherwise asslicking posts about them both.
But again, unless the spergs break an actual rule…
I mean do you wanna know what school I went to? Or would you like to know what state/boards?
I wasn't judging based off that specific photo but her hair in the videos I had seen a while back lmao. Her hair is much darker now than it ever has been. To be fair I was half asleep when I first wrote that.
this could apply to literally all her other career attempts (dj/youtube, blog). Mysteriously everything is easier when you start off young and/or has an ounce of dedication to it.
(I think the pole dance wasn't even a career attempt just a 'look at me' bandwagon she jumped on - and in which she spent some money (installing a pole bar in a room in her house)).
she tried the dj thing in her teens, and did kinda put a lot of dedication. i mean she sold on iTunes, put herself on musician websites, changed her name to Kiki Mimiuex, made a Vevo account on youtube (lol), probably bought expensive music equipment..
the stealing music samples thing wasn't even that big. her iTunes reviews were ALL 1-star and people called her talentless, pretentious, and a wannabe. if she weren't such a dick i would feel bad, that must have been a big crash and burn
Exactly. She has absolutely no work ethic because she never had to, this is someone who only got any recognition at all strictly because she was so obnoxious and distributed her own cp basically. Did everyone forget this at the same time? She presented herself as the Paris Hilton of Myspace, it was that generation where it was about bragging about being famous for simply existing. You were whatever you wanted to be when you wrote it on your Myspace profile, that's what every "scene queen" was.
Kiki grew up with the money to copy groupies like Audrey Kitching, Hannah Beth, and Jeffree Star, had a photographer (her dad) and an unhealthy time to herself from being home schooled. Her home schooling plays a huge role in this too, she was never expected to advance with her peers, she was exclusively praised for everything she did by her psychotic mother. Kiki lived in an echo chamber of how great she was, that everything outside of her cult/family was wrong and crazy and she was permanently pure and beautiful.
This womanchild does not understand what work is and never will. It's just another photoshoot and we're the only ones that care.
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>>393282>distributed her own cp
man this world is so fucked up
>we're the only ones that care
This is so true, I can't tell if it would be a good or a bad thing for any of the cows to get even an ounce of self-awareness and understand that their main audience is their haters, and produce content in light of that, like gain a level of irony.
Idk if that would just make the milk stale or not.
>>393282>distributed her own cp basically
that's not true. she sent nudes to a guy who leaked them.
or are you talking about her normal skimpy pictures? if that's the case then i agree. a 14 year old dressing like a hooker, sometimes literally in her underwear is going to attract "popularity"
Yeah by now no-one can actually say whether she was the one to leak her nudes or not. A bunch of people say she sent herself on that "bulletin" MySpace thing/flashed her books at stickam to spite bf while others say it was all on the guys.
The half naked pics are all on the Ostrengas though.
Subject change: we are in June fellow farmers. So be prepared to either a YT comeback or a massive Kiki's backdown on her own promise bc of haters.
Place your bets!
She said she'd be making YT videos again https://www.instagram.com/p/BUf2pmlhBLb/
(We got a screenshot somewhere)
She set one of her topless leak pics as her default on MySpace, that's how her account was terminated the first time.
If anyone remembers vintage Kiki, do you recall when there was a picture of someone with a water bottle inserted inside them? No face in the picture but some dude claimed Keeks sent it to him.
Hilariously, Cathy took to Stickam with denials and specifics.
>THAT'S NOT KIKI'S CROTCH THAT'S IVEY!!!
HAHAHHAHA "that's not my teenage daughters crotch, hundreds of people who are likely to hear me say this kind of embarrassing thing on the world wide web"
Imagine growing up with it. So much trauma.
is THiS bAIt
LOL still though couldn't be truer
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Tinfoil hat time but these accounts usually post only Dakota-related account and don't even know Kiki existed.
"#lilouvos #blueeyes #actress" just screams Kiki
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Kota has definitely self-harmed and the majority of it was during her scene phase when she worshipped the ground Kiki walked on. I'm positive Kiki's the one who gave her the idea to do it. I do believe the scars are real and probably old. Layovers from her scene days, no doubt. Like other people in the thread said, scene kids used to cut themselves as a fashion statement.
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This is the best burn I've seen in a while.
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Yeah, but 21 hours for a few minutes of amateur quality footage sounds like a straight up lie. I doubt she even worked for 21 minutes.
Her parents wouldn't even allow her to work a normal pleb job, they'd probably rather support her for the rest of her life so she doesn't get triggered
yeah I was surprised that this one included Kiki. but still. there have been fan pages of kiki on tumblr before..
honestly tho, i don't fucking know anymore. After seeing spergchan, kiki is obviously a lot
crazier and brazen than i would have ever thought, so it shouldn't surprise me if she would stoop low enough to make fake fan pages of herself i guess.
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here's kiki's version of events if anyone is interested. spoiler alert she's always the victim.
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most likely she'll end up in a trashy reality show or in a porn. don't see any other option for her.
though it'd great to see a reality show about all these snowflakes gathered together and follow their daily lives
as someone who wears lenses for years, i'm positive she's not wearing any in that photo as far as either color or enlargement.>>394406
1. because she made too many fake accounts to comment on her own photos and defend herself through them
2. because she was too controversial and myspace was tired of dealing with her and her mom's phone calls
3. she left on her own will because myspace was too negative
>>394481>It wasn't my fault it was someone else's fault
It's amazing she still lives up to this motto
> Jeffrey is a jealous little bitch
Does she mean Jeffree Star? The guy with a make-up line of his own? And a very successful makeup artist career?
jesus fucking… like jesus fucking christ… like…. her talking …. like is totally …. like …. absolutely insufferable.
jesus cocksucking christ listening to her makes me wanna kill myself.
Back then, believe it or not, Jeffree and Kiki moved in the same circles and were equally famous. That's how Jeffree Star got his start.http://stickydrama.com/kiki-kannibal/2008/04/kiki-ejected-from-jeffrees-performance/
Article related, they at some point had a fight and she got snubbed by him.
Oh I know. I mean, look at him now. Doesn't seem like a jealous little bitch. >>394601
Drama back then was so much better. In return she smashed a Jeffree pinata during a concert with Blood On The Dance Floor (whose members are notorious for going after minors, which is just gross)
never heard any other story but there used to be censored screenshots. either way i'm glad those pictures went away.
does anyone remember the pedophile sticky drama? he thrived off of her underage pictures.
side note why the fuck would kiki move to la when all her old enemies live there???
>>394695>he thrived off of her underage pictures.
Sticky Drama/Chris Stone is a homosexual.
>why the fuck would kiki move to la
because she hates Florida, couldn't make it to Tokyo, and LA is the next big thing
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question: does anyone know what these were made of? because it literally looks like plastic with some Sally's nail art crystals glued on, and these were sold for $200?
I think they're talking about his off-shoot of SD Sticky Nudes that featured numerous underage nude photos before it went under. He's a predator too.>>394708
According to Kaka lucite and Swarovski crystals. so nothing that amounts to $200. You can buy bags of Swarovski crystals for cheap because it's just cut glass.
i remember a video on her channel years ago where she defended the price, i think. saying that you had to consider the labor
she also got in trouble for reselling kimmidoll keychains originally $8, for $45 on her site because she put swarovski crystals on them.
No shit he's gay, he constantly posted her and her underage pictures for traffic. That doesn't make him less of a predator.
And my point is was why she would move to a place with all her old enemies that would ridicule the shit out of her. There are other cities she could go to that are more welcoming that she could use as a stepping stone before jumping in with people that are actually both beautiful and talented and STILL struggling. It's fucking naive and short sighted. Try developing some reading comprehension.
>>394705>Sticky Drama/Chris Stone is a homosexual.
This has nothing to do with kiki but just because someone is a homosexual does not mean they aren't also a predator.
There was a case a couple years back where some dude argued he couldn't have molested some girl because hes gay. Total bs.
Anon quit lying to yourself, you just want her to live somewhere else but NOT IN LA!!1 you sound like the anon who wants Dakota out of Japan so bad kek
Yeah… her "old enemies"
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Hey keeks, your so quirky
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I read once, I think on ED, that she copied the designs for her "jewelry" from a company (I could be wrong but i believe they were called "Lovebites and bruises"?) that sent her some necklaces to model for in the early myspace days. Pic related was apparently her modeling them? if true this goes to show she's always got by with stealing ideas
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samefag, but I just googled the company and it looks like she also copied their logo lol
Found this, Kiki is the first one and they spelled her name wrong and linked to her wrong IG.
Kind of fucking love that buzzfeed clearly does not care enough.
Audrey aged so badly. Jack Vanek is a babe now, though.
Sage for OT
holy shit! she was on this season of RPDR! i had no idea farrah was a myspace scene kid back in the day lol. she wasn't very interesting, got eliminated for being boring even if she was very feminine and pretty.
also i'm laughing at how many of those after photos are from professional shoots or events and keeks just looks like a shutin
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A few threads ago >>323212
someone was trying to track down the photo of Kiki with period blood running down her leg from Twitter/Lockerz. I found it if anyone still cares to see it.
Sage for irrelevancy
wow thanks. the last part is confirmation enough you're probably right. I read on an old yahoo answers thing days ago when i brought up love bites and bruises that it was a company owned by "her ex-boyfriend's cousin" and that they supplied her for a short time.
i honestly don't know why i keep getting surprised at how insane she is over and over. even after everything that's been exposed about her.. but jfc, she leaked her OWN underage nudes, and posted them on a bulletin herself? damn.
omg ty! idk if i was the anon looking for it that you mentioned but i do know i have tried to track it down a few times throughout the year with no luck.
you are god.
I thought it was Dakota? And Kiki just took a picture of it and posted online for all the world to see, as the great sister she is
However Kiki also posted pictures of her used q-tips (I know, ew) on twitter around that time because she was really just that nasty.
We are in June 12nd already! I'm still betting on the "she's gonna take it back about making YT videos again". Can't wait for the end of the month when she won't be able to justify herself lol
no it was Kiki, i remember it.
I was just looking at how Taylor has shot straight up on youtube. Her latest video got nearly 100k in 8 hours, and a video from 3 days ago has 700k. when I saw it i wondered if this inspired Kiki to return to youtube for similar success?
not that it would happen.. Taylor is very likable, open, can laugh at herself, and has no skeletons in her closet.
Kiki is really starting to look her age now, haggard and nasty af. Her nose is starting to look more gnarly and angled (and seems to be heavily bent at the tip), her skin looks sweaty and gross like it has no blood supply (crystal meth anyone?) and coupled with that fivehead and nasty mousey Ralph Wiggum hair, she looks like one of those 40 year old, trailer trash, cat piss stained shut-ins on 'Hoarders'.
Whenever she's not in charge of her signature heavy editing, the effect is even more obvious. It will be hilarious to see what she looks like on camera in her upcoming 'roles'. 1080p button at the ready, bitch.
Something still seems off to me about Taylor, she seems incredibly fake? Idk, I don't like the way she pretends to be so nicey nicey. It gets on my tits.
It's obvious she's a shallow snotty vain brat, but she hides it behind all that 'live laugh love' virtue signalling so she comes across as harmless. Those videos where she's 'laughing' at herself come across so fake too.
I think she's an saccharine-sweet, irritating twat, but she's a lot better at being fake than Kiki was. Kiki is a mentally unhinged sociopath with no self awareness, who leaked a bunch of things that made her look awful. Taylor is far too self aware to ever do something so self defeating. And that's why she's still reeling in the jewtube bux.
I always kek when people fuck this one up, especially when they're trying to be condescending
reminds me of icky Vicky
I live in LA you dipshit. People are bored, superficial, and petty as hell. Kiki was the most hated girl on the internet for a reason, Jeffree is not above picking up teenage beef, trust.
My point is she's bound to run into makeup artists/crew/stylists that were in the scene/ran with who she beefed with and probably won't treat her very well. We all know Kiki is delusional paranoid, this is a girl who blocks anyone she even feels is lurking lolcow; it's uncharacteristic of her to be this bold. But good for her. Jump in with the sharks bitch.
No kiki has been in and out on this "I'll come back to yt guys!!!" Bullshit for a while already, trying to vlog or some shit
Shitpost OT but I just saw on Taylor's new hair color (bright blonde) and it looks amazing, meanwhile Kiki is stuck with a mousey brown she clings to as "blonde" for the sake of "I'm all natural bs". Must sting lol.
In my experience, people are bored, superficial and petty everywhere but in LA people will always ask and look you up. I don't understand therefore why Kaka ventured there of all places. Everyone is up in everyone's busness like a bunch of tremendously nosy Slav grannies. Her wishy washing is notable because she's all mighty online but probably licks ass like no one's busness IRL.
She'd eat non vegan shit by the buckets if it meant being welcomed to Jeffree Star's entourage, bunnies be damned! And I hope that happens soon. Because sucking up Kaka is best Kaka.