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File: 1489281776245.png (650.29 KB, 700x634, lilou-vos.png)

No. 358686

Kiki chose to totally ignore the Sperg-chan revelations (https://lolcow.farm/kiki) and continue with her love and light empath goddess who is stalked by haters for NO REASON act as she pursues a career acting in student films and F-grade horrors under the name 'Lilou Vos'.

She continues to inspire us by working more than one hour a day.

Previous thread: >>333878

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lilouvos/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilouvos
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/kikikanniballl
IMDb: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm8444336/

No. 358689

Quick link to her new short film from the end of the last thread: >>358683

No. 358694

Jeez, were those self-harm scars on her forearm?

No. 358699

File: 1489282844584.png (1.05 MB, 1513x867, yep.png)

I think so.
I wonder if Kiki will claim it was make-up for the role.

No. 358706

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Is she in Japan or did she post an old picture? And I know that it's a popular spot, but Taylor was there recently. I just always wonder if she's still obsessed with her, but I don't think stuff like that changes quickly.

Huh. They're definitely not make-up though. The short film was terrible (not even only her acting, the editing was the worst part) and there's no way they could have done believable scar make-up.

No. 358709

never seen someone self harm like that. cat maybe?

No. 358714

100% self harm.

No. 358717

There were probably cuts all up the arm but those are the only areas that scarred.

No. 358722

I'm sorry but of course Kiki would be the type of person to cut their forearm given her attention needing ways.

No. 358723

definitely self-harm. Cats scars are more chaotic, not this paralleled and frequently short and relatively deep. Cat scars may hit deep in a short bit when the claw just tears into skin. If they scratch longer it's usually less deep. Nothing this consistent either way.
Meaning Kaka had a meltdown recently, probably after the sperg reveal. These are likely to stem from one singular self-harm episode, too.

No. 358731

Agreed and not surprised.

No. 358735

Yikes. I guess the crazy is a lot deeper-rooted than we thought.

No. 358738

still think it looks weird for self harm. so short, quick and random. if it is self harm, it doesn't look like she really wanted to do it.

No. 358739

It's not necessarily attention-seeking to cut. If she had a meltdown, she likely looked for a let-out and combined with her feeling victimized cutting felt like a good let-out on impulse. However, her attitude afterwards also determines if she wants to seek attention with self-harm. My two fag cents

No. 358744

It's really hard to actually cut. Other than gorey pictures plastered on tumblr, a lot of self-harmers, especially first-timers and early ones don't go apeshit. I've seen scars exactly like this on a bunch of people and none like the tumblr ones in real-life, too. She probably cut, realised how fucking God awful it hurts, so she only cut short, took a short break with more meltdown, then proceeded in another spot and so on

No. 358749

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It is self-harming caused by a small razor blade (probably she ripped of from a Gillete or something). I'm pretty sure because I used to cut in my 11-13 (edgy kid, not proud of that) and my scars look just like that.
I used to make it little so if anyone would spot it I would say it was the cat. Probably same shit with her.

Sage for blogging

No. 358751

This is self-harm for sure. I'm surprised it's even up for debate for whether it is or not. This is the only thing I can't personally judge her for. So she definitely has a mental illness like we speculated. Never would've guessed she would cut though with how narcissistic she is.

No. 358760

Not to blog but many years ago I used to cut (at least six or seven years ago) and my scars are still pretty prominent, like how her scars look. So these scars could be from her scene queen days, when people cut to be a good emo and seem deep. Not because they were mentally troubled. Since all of her scars are white and not pink or discolored I'd guess the scars are at least a few months to years old.

No. 358762

If she treated them, they heal sooner. Might also generally heal well and quick. With the lighting (I can only view the photo) even pink scars can look white. I personally don't think super shallow, rather confident scene Kaka in her bubble would've cut

No. 358764

>With the lighting (I can only view the photo) even pink scars can look white
i think you're mistaken. those cuts aren't white, they're just puffed up and the lighting is highlighting them.

No. 358765

agreeing on this.

they are all so short, and on the TOPSIDE of her arm. They definitely look like a part of the video/makeup. Everyone is jumping to conclusions too fast on this one I'm afraid.

No. 358769

Obviously… this scar tissue is puffed up. I never said what colour they are, I responded to someone saying they're white. I just said the lighting can distort the appearance and that includes shadows and highlights …

No. 358774

yeah if you only know emos from 2008 that draw lines and scissors onto their wrists / designated cutting places and can't imagine that people cut anywhere on their bodies, then that makes sense

the scars are real

No. 358794

>So these scars could be from her scene queen days, when people cut to be a good emo and seem deep.
please. if that were true they would have been noticed ages and ages ago. think about how much people scrutinize her every appearance in photos and videos, no way that would have gone unnoticed for years or even months.

i agree with the anon who said it might have been from her recent breakdown.

No. 358795

Anyone think it could be the special effect department aka photoshop?
Not convinced she'd cut the top of her arm.

No. 358807

I'm with you, except I think they're a cheap makeup effect and not anything digital.
Someone took their sweet time to lovingly light those tiny uniform-length scars for a closeup. Character detail for woman sold into sex work.

No. 358810

i really doubt these are real. as, TMI, someone who used to cut the shit out of themselves, it's actually pretty difficult to scar that top part of your arm like that.

and most people who are cutting in seriousness (like, hard enough to scar) aren't going to do it somewhere so visible. i cut myself on my arms sometimes, but generally i did it on my legs or stomach so i could hide it much easier. people who try to cut purely for attention might do it in a visible spot, but kiki really doesn't seem the type to do that, as crazy as she is. definitely looks like makeup considering how it was focused on and how kiki just doesn't seem like a self-harmer.

No. 358813

It wouldn't surprise me if they were real.

It's a student film made in the corner of someone's apartment. They did not even bother getting red shoes that fit the girls properly, which is really obvious and noticeable, so I doubt they would bother plastering Kaka's arms with fake scars when they're only visible in like two shots. It would make more sense to put them on the other chick and flesh out her character more, since she is the central character.

Yes, Kaka is a narcissist so destroying her own skin seems unlikely, but sh scars are the perfect addition to her victim persona, and excellent for attention whoring. She's also mentally unstable so you never know what she is going to do, and considering that she's 24 and has nothing but failure to look back on (failure that she of course blames other people for), it would make sense for her to be legit distressed.

No. 358838

Well, it's no secret that Kiki is mental, so I can't say that this is surprising.

No. 358840

No. 358841

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No. 358842

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No. 358845

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Well if Rec ever comes out with a new movie she'd be perfect for it.

No. 358848

I gotta give it to her, she's incredibly good at playing mentally insane. Could be her niche.

No. 358849

Her character acting is strange isn't she ment to want to go ?

No. 358866

OK I know this is from the last thread but

> The film is less than 5 minutes and Kiki is in about a third of that. What long hours she must have worked!


On the scars, Kiki really doesn't seem like a self harmer but also there'd be no point of the girls doing the film in trying to put up fake ones.

No. 358869

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Also. She claimed that she'd "share it with her followers" once it was out. We'll. It's out Kaka…. and you're more worried in posting your "cute but psycho" film-selfies-shots-whatever

No. 358870

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Sage for samefagging

No. 358899

I'm dead

No. 358905


Maybe not. Maybe she'll stay silent and let her followers keep asking where she got those or if they're real etc or even go full blown victim and blame us somehow?

OMG if this shot alone is not proof she needs a hair change, idk what else is

No. 358914

I'm offended she'd compare herself to Nicholson's performance in the Shining

I don't even think it's meant to be a joke

No. 358929


We've become so used to her enormous ego, it's hard to tell what's a joke and what's not

No. 358934

Man, the Ostrengas have pretty unfortunate jawlines. Even though Kiki is fairly skinny there's just no definition there. There's no hope for Kota, even if she does slim down.

I wonder if Kiki will ragequit the acting career when she realises that she can't control her image and there's inevitably going to be unflattering shots of her in every project.

No. 358938

Back in one of the Kota threads we saw Kotas hands had what appeared to be cigarette burn marks. If one sister self harms, the other would be much more likely to try it too. They seem to be BFFs, or typically on the same page mentally, as we can see through their banter. I wonder who started doing it first.

No. 358939

There were also those mysterious lines on Kota's arms during the Angry Birds (I think?) shoot. People were talking about marks on Kota's wrists during her Pokemon Go video too. I think they both cut, or at least have done at various times. They both probably suffer from disordered eating too, to varying degrees.

No. 358941

Someone should add Taylor and sucess on the other side of the glass kek

No. 358951


I think it was just something they did to be edgy. I was one of the ones whole called it out to be "smiley" lighter burns as they were weird circle shapes. Both of them went thru that edgy scene kid phase where bruises and cuts/scars are "cool"..

My sister did the same shit when she was younger and now has the exact same scars as Kaka and Tooters. ( same location too )

No. 358952

her sister stole all of her chin

No. 358956

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No. 358957

File: 1489349313881.png (52.25 KB, 849x508, daisy.png)

Can people stop with this faggotry?
Both the dislikes and the edgy comment. For the other people working on this film it will only confirm Lilou's claims that she has haters stalking and bullying her everywhere she goes. The other actress doesn't deserve to be put down either, even if she wasn't brilliant she's no cow so give it a rest.

No. 358960

>highschool project realness
She looks like if you stretched Dakota's face longer in pshop.

My sides!

Since she and Koots ride old asian dick like Mario Kart it should be bundles of yen but this also works.

It's obviously not someone from here retard. Go report it on youtube?

No. 358962

This is the only 'hate site' the film's been posted on so far but ok.

I'm not sure what reporting the comment is meant to achieve - it was more a general message to not interfere with the cows and especially not people who are only somewhat related to them. It only makes us look like obsessive bullies which is exactly what Kaka has been saying to people.

No. 358966

Fucking kek! This could make for a nice banner, anon.

No. 358968

Because hate comments don't just happen naturally on youtube ever…

No. 358970


Is it wrong that this made me laugh? That was quite funny. Looks a bit like the usual "YouTube hate comment".

BUT I do agree with you that everyone taking part in this thread should avoid commenting anything "troll-y" in the future (there are enough YouTube commenters out there to do it)

Maybe comment smthg nice about Kiki though "OMG the blonde girl looks like a japanese anime fairy, her acting is so good is there Oscar for short films WHO IS SHE". For the shits and giggles.

No. 358971

She looks 50 in OPs pic.

I initially didn't think much of Kiki as a cow goldmine until she sperged out so badly here.

I've got cat scars on my wrists of all places plus my forearms. And they don't look like that. A cat would have to be really pissed at you to scratch you that many times. So maybe they are makeup? They look so puffy I can't tell. But my eyes aren't good anyway.

No. 358976


Oh god, this is giving me life !

I hope Kaka is lurking today and sees this. She'll be fucking seething.

No. 359005

10 out of fucking 10 anon

No. 359007

Like another anon said, I'm never going to judge her for self harming. She obviously has some deep issues that she needs help getting through.
Also, to everyone saying that only people who are attention seeking cut on their arms– your experience is not everyone else's. No matter what, if you are hurting yourself to the point of scarring, you are experiencing some very real internal anguish that needs to be addressed by a professional.

Anyway, Kaka is pretty terrible at acting. She also looks physically ill.

No. 359011

I vote this for next threads OP image

No. 359019

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I made a collage of her arms in the other shot when she's in the nightdress. It's the same arm, but I don't see any scars on these stills? They did zoom in on the scars on her arm in the handcuff and red dress scene so maybe the scars were intentional for the movie. I just don't know. But I do remember back in MySpace days when I was friends with Dakota when she only had a couple hundreds of friends, and even when she gained more as "Kiki's sister" and started appearing in those stupid emo/scene photo shoots with her sister that she would mention emo shit about cutting and self harm and crying and being depressed every now and then. I wasn't sure back then if it was legit or just for show to "be more emo" but it really wouldn't surprise me. She had a self esteem problem then and they were best friends back then, so maybe they both did. But either way, pic related.

No. 359022

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I def vote this an OP or banner. Amazing.
I nominate this for an OP pic as well.

No. 359025

File: 1489362303175.png (58.24 KB, 750x566, IMG_8702.PNG)

Okay, it's DEFINATELY someone on this board, whose gonna confess?

No. 359029

i mean
what does this achieve tho? so dumb

No. 359031

I died

No. 359032

Hahahahahahaha this is perfect kind anon

No. 359049

honestly i wonder if it's kaka sperging against herself. the random vulgarities remind me of spergchan posts.

No. 359055

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"Daisy who?? Whatever this F-horror movie has more shots of me and that's what matters"

No. 359056

Me too. But I checked the videos on the account and they're random shit like music videos or dancing shit and what not… but yes, very kaka sperg cursing, but she would only do that if someone pissed her off on that video, and no ones commented except for that person. And I searched on YouTube and it's almost impossible to find the daisy film unless you searched the account name or through these boards.

No. 359058

Rough as fuck Jesus

No. 359059

File: 1489366631557.png (65.16 KB, 528x298, Screenshot_2017-03-12-21-59-12…)

Apparently Kiki found her soul mate ("vegan indigo Japan stuff etc" plus the retard typing)

Idk about y'all but I ship these two

No. 359060

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I mean

Look at this bio

Sage for shitposting

No. 359061

>2017 the instagram comment

No. 359068

iirc they've been mari has been licking kaka's butt talking to each other at least since 2014~2015

I thought kiki would block her at first but apparently she's okay with her

No. 359074

Totally agree.
Top fucking kek
Agreed with this as well.
Even if it's "attention seeking", there is something mentally or emotionally stunted to want to do this to yourself. I feel like we would have seen it sooner if they're old, and I don't think she would want to disfigure herself now. In any case, time will eventually tell.

No. 359076

you realise it takes a long time to make a film? hours of on-set work for a few minutes of screen time sounds normal. the producer holds the reins with that… it's just not worth bitching about.

No. 359077

i checked the account too. seems legit enough cause there's history of vulgar comments going back like 6-7 years (and lots of shane dawson hate lol), but then it doesn't make sense how that person would find the daisy video, since it's not obvious that it's about trafficking unless you watch it, and it only has 50 views, so if you're a random dude why bother watching it?

eh i wonder if it's some kaka's relative's account

No. 359082

she has a KF thread also, just an example. despite the edginess they'd like to lay claim to, some kiwifarmers are as messy as fuck.

No. 359090

erummm sorry for sounding like a newfag, but does anyone outside of chan sites use the word "stan"?


^Kiki's trademark writing style
>Vegan, Indigo, Empath, Environmentally Conscious
there is no fucking way Mari isn't a regular lurker on here.

No. 359093

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No. 359115

File: 1489374292685.png (677.26 KB, 1125x623, lilou,interrupted.png)

edited more

No. 359132

Oh my god. Banner, please.

No. 359133

This is banner material kek

No. 359147

Yeah, i mean eminems "stan" kinda made it what it is, and that was what, back in the nineties?

No. 359166

Oh will you give me a break shes only 24 ffs

No. 359202

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No. 359203

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whoever this is, you can stop shitting up the comments anytime lmao

No. 359223

sage for tangent but

this profile pisses me off so much. all those stupid emoji crap and then "Mari", then she literally says "My name is Mari" after that. WHY. She doesn't even use the correct kanji for name afaik. Then she says "I'm American." No shit. Then she randomly has "Japan" in her profile in Kanji.
I'm American and studying Japanese but this is some entry-level 101 weeb bullshit. Grats on knowing how to say 1.5 things.

Just wanted to throw that info out in case people wanted to know what that said. gj being able to semi-introduce yourself kiddo. Lord knows why her profile needs her name plastered on top three times in a row.

No. 359225

samefag but i wanted to clarify i meant the word "name", not her name which is written in katakana

No. 359232

Taylor's got a new acting gig in Japan >>>/snow/268587
More content to edit in!

No. 359246

ahahaha, this is amazing.
Taylor getting acting jobs in actual japanese tv-dramas while Kiki is stuck doing 5-minute youtube college projects.


No. 359248


Is Kiki even getting paid for her 5 minute films ? If they truly are student films I doubt they could really afford all that much.

No. 359249

Holy shit, it just sunk in how hilarious that is. I wonder another sperg attack is in our future?

No. 359252


"Only" 24


WELL isn't that interesting. Karma's a bitch huh.

No. 359254

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(Sage for shitposting)

No. 359256

Apparently to some people it's normal living off your parents for a quarter of a century while bouncing from one failed career/attempt at attention whoring to another lol. You're spoiled af if you think it's normal not doing anything productive at age 24.

Probably not, but the main benefit of acting in films like this would not be the money anyways, it would be establishing connections with other people who are trying to make it in the film industry, polishing your skills and getting your name out there. If you're lucky it might pay off eventually. Keekz has no tenacity anyways, she will ragequit her acting career when she doesn't make it big within a year and acting will never be mentioned again, just like poledancing, making music, studying asian languages and all the other shit she pretended to like. She has no real interest in anything apart from herself, everything she does is for show.

No. 359258

Attack of the sperg 2.0 incoming …

No. 359259

This one cant be real.

No. 359266

Kek that's why it's pretty funny that Kaka's trying to make it big in this industry with her personnality and occasional paranoid outbursts. She's pretty much set to fail but that's only my humble opinion.

She's going to end up like those waiters waiting to make it big after being in a film once or twice.

Honestly I will never get how some people will throw themselves into extremely harsh and difficult industries (movie, modeling or music) with absolutely NO backup plan. That's cool to pursue your dreams and maybe take a year or two to do that but imo the best thing is still to work crazy hard on a back-up plan and go to college, to at least score an office job that pays the bills.

No. 359268

WOWWWWW. some people know what there life's purpose is, not everyone belongs in college or a 9-5 . im not saying kiki is one of them she only cares about fame. but wtf?

if everyone at 24 did what you all say is "productive" and "responsible" you wouldnt have most of the amazing things that are out there. the books, movies, actors, musicians, artists, writers, designers, developers and everything in culture you guys clearly take for granted. in the past and the present.

unless you live in a culture where the entire society has to operate in the same oppressive way for it to function….where i come from at least, everybody minds their goddamn business.

just because you do not have the courage to follow your passion means that at a certain age one has to give up. especially in your twenties are you all 15 or something? get your head out of your ass and into reality because rarely does anybody make a major difference as a teenager

if you're responsible for raising a child or something i get it but you're off your shit if you're acting as if being 24 is like having a midlife crisis.

No. 359270

Looks like someone hit a nerve.

No. 359271

It's because they're spoiled brats and attention whores. They do not understand that even if you have talent, passion, motivation and good looks, you still have to be incredibly fortunate to ever get anywhere in careers like these. Kaka was myspace-famous (lol) at an extremely early age, and ever since then her parents have been feeding her a never-ending string of bullshit stories about how she's such a special little indigo child. On one hand she is used to getting tons of attention for very little effort, on the other hand she was brainwashed into believing she really can do all the things she attempts because she's perfect.

To me the saddest thing is not that she's not successful, it's that she doesn't have a single genuine interest. Everything she does, she does hoping it will get her attention. She gives up immediately when it doesn't work. 24 years old and everything about her is artificial.

No. 359274

I feel like the thread image should be exploited too, like >>358956. Perhaps she's cutting up the old invites she made for her and Taco's supposed wedding… Any ideas?

No. 359276

>if everyone at 24 did what you all say is "productive" and "responsible" you wouldnt have most of the amazing things that are out there.

Actually people who made it spent years in a 9-5 jobs while pursuing their dream careers on the side (except for when they had a SO to support them while they worked full time for their dreams). Bills gotta be paid, hon.

>To me the saddest thing is not that she's not successful, it's that she doesn't have a single genuine interest. Everything she does, she does hoping it will get her attention. She gives up immediately when it doesn't work.

That's indeed the saddest thing. She used to vlog and make YouTube tutorials which had lots of views and to this day people keep asking her to come back - but she won't do it bc not 100% of the people will praise her and she'd to actually put effort into them.
Modeling - she CLEARLY wants to make it for the praise (hur dur me pretty) but never got around to even trying
Music - went to uni for it. Bought all sorts of music equipment. Dropped it at a bat of a lash.
Now, acting: it seems she has a good relationship with people on set so maybe it's a good thing but again, it's unlikely she'll receive all the appraisal she thinks she's deserving of and might as well drop it bc haters.

No. 359280

Lol holy shit someone's mad

>not everyone belongs in college or a 9-5

Tfw you're too special for normal human society


It's not oppressive to have a backup plan in a realistic career, or a part-time job to support yourself while you get your shit together. It's called not being a spoilt little shit.

>follow your passion

>get your head out of your ass and into reality

Choose one. ~Following your dreams~ is not always going to work, Hollywood is not a charity organization and they are most likely not waiting for a balding haggard mentally unstable vegan goddess who decided on a whim in her mid 20s that being an actress is what she wants to do with her life. Who needs experience and acting talent amirite?

Btw, pro tip: People who have some actual passion do not care if they can monetize their interests or not. They do what they love, precisely because they love it, and not because they crave the attention. If you are not talented or fortunate enough to turn your hobby into a job, it would always be an option to do boring ass slave labor at your 9-5 job just like all the other sheeple, and do what you love in your free time. I have a friend who sings, he does not make enough cash with his music to support himself so he has a regular job but still does concerts on the side. The moment he gets an opportunity to quit his job and sing full time he will obviously do it, but if nothing ever comes up he can still support himself. That's how realistic, intelligent and hard-working people do it.

No. 359285

Someone hit a nerve there kiddo?

Theres no issue with going after your dream, but this is KIKI were talking about here. Every "dream" she's had has fallen to the waste side when it doesn't propel her to fame. YouTube, music, Japan, etc. We're not talking about any other person out there that works hard for their goal, because most of those people DO have back ups, like s regular job or something. Even if it's something they hate, they know they need to work to make money. That's just life.

Meanwhile Kiki gets to live in Cali while her parents most likely pay for everything because there is no way she's making enough to live in her own.

No. 359310

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They still speak like tards

No. 359396

Is this the real life? She must be playing up this shit to get on Kiki's good side.
Little does she know how much Kiki hates other girls, especially if they do the same things she does (see: her reaction to Taylor's existence).

No. 359442

kiki voice LESBIANNNS

No. 359462

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No. 359463

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> I'm not jumping from a bandwagon to another farmers!! I'm transcending

No. 359464

This sounds like the same kind of self help garbage leaflets they give you at behavioral health centers for shit like low self esteem and depression. Kiki could write and self publish a book Himezawa style.

No. 359466

Nah she seems like an ex-scene kid turned weeb. Her entire instagram is painful af.

OT but it seems to me like ex-scene/alternative kids make the most insufferable weebs (see also Kiki). They seem to have this strange combination of entitlement in the face of complete mediocrity that baffles the mind.

No. 359471

Kiki's dreams involve being worshipped for no reason and gutting Taylor R to wear her skin.

No. 359476

Have you been to LA? So many homeless people who moved there in hopes of becoming a rich actor. Countdown till Kaka's one of them.

24 IS a midlife crisis if you spent the best years of your life and your youth whoring out and sperging on the internet for attention.

After those formative years you're stuck in the same habits for the rest of your life. Look at how Kaka types and spergs out. She's stuck in the myspace days.

No. 359487

Bet you 5 dollars Self-help books author and motivational speaker will be Kiki's next career move

No. 359502

>best years of your life

Kek! Anon are you old enough to be using the Internet?

No. 359527

you some 12 y/o with low IQ? lol

No. 359535

Kek, alright Kiki. Whatever helps you keep your mind off of the fact that seeing others who are greater than you succeed and live prosperous lives brings you to a seething rage as you stagnate and countinue to decline due to your constant denial that you're a hack.

No. 359553

Can she even deny her hair is straight up brown now?

"It's getting blonder and blonder, guys!"

No. 359560

She should've stuck with YouTube imo; she had an okay amount of subs and could have built on that if she kept putting out content regularly, even if it was just her weird makeup tutorials with her dumb ~random n quirky xD~ side skits added in. It was stupid but it obviously appealed to some amount of people. Her smoothie recipe videos also weren't bad.
But instead of focusing on it, she got greedy and wanted more fame and thus ensued the attempt at becoming a DJ, going to Japan hoping for them to notice her and make her famous just for being a white gaijin princess, the love & light Instagram celeb persona and now the LA actress Lilou Vos.
Kaka is just so fame hungry and nothing less than being an A-list celebrity is good enough for her. That's why she drops her shit and moves onto the next thing when she realises it isn't going to make her world famous.

No. 359561

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>best years of your life

fucking rich anon

No. 359565

>it obviously appealed to some amount of people
by that you mean PULL? because i think she even admitted the reason she stopped was because they were the only ones following her videos

No. 359567

B-but she can't go back to YouTube because of the big meanie haturzz :,( or whatever bullshit excuse she used.

No. 359583

How can she justify 4 minute YouTube video as films on IMDb

No. 359623

Nah in the very beginning when she posted videos regularly (circa 2012? 2013?) They used to get quite a decent amount of views
But like anon said, she abandoned it because haters

No. 359643

I don't believe that. I'm sure people who wanted to watch the train wreck would watch her videos when they got posted but she had around 40k subs at the time and got around 15-20k views. All of that isn't PULL. If she actually WORKED on her shit and made it better quality, focused more on the beauty part of her channel (reviews, tutorials, swatches, etc.) she could have done really well.

But Kiki expects everything to be handed to her.

No. 359650

don't go by her subs. her youtube account dates back to the scene days and…looks like she deleted them, but until recently she used to have old videos of herself with around 500k views iirc with platinum hair still up. One of them was her grossing spitting video, one about PETA, one about vandalism, and one talking about some girl. I think at least 80% of her subs are old or dead accounts from years and years ago.

No. 359653

I know, thats why I mentioned her views too. Her make up/ beauty videos got her a hefty amount of views, so I still by the idea that if she put effort into her Youtube, she could have done really well for herself.

No. 359660

Yeah, even her dumb 5 minute vlogs talking about her ~booty got her decent 5k views (which is a lot for a boring video with 0 effort put on)

No. 359661

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She's had her account since 2007 and has just over 1 million video views total.

Dakota has had hers since 2011 and her videos have are pushing 54 million views.

The majority of Kiki's video fame was Stickam-based. She never made a significant ripple on YT despite her pre-existing MySpace infamy.

No. 359662

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Is it possible Kiki got the meaning of the short film all wrong?

Judging by the description in the video and the video itself looks more like girls selling away their souls for beauty and modeling industry

There's nothing about sex trafficking on this.

No. 359664

>Is it possible
It's Kiki. It's almost certain as she only hears what she wants to hear.
That's hilarious.

No. 359665

No one is denying Dakota has had more success on Youtube, we all know that. What some of us are saying is that kiki could have found her own little niche there. Nothing as extravagant as Dakota millions of views, but something that could support her.

No. 359666

To be honest it always seemed like a metaphor for conforming to today's beauty standards and literally "selling yourself" to society. It's not even a really hard crazy concept to grasp and Keek's still managed to take that literally.

What an artist …

No. 359670

And (I'm stretching here) Maybe that's why she didn't say anything so her followers - bc she realized she'd screwed up what the movie she was in is all about

Either way, hilarious
kanye's voice ARTISTRY

No. 359671

> didn't say anything to her followers

As in, she said she couldn't wait to share it with them but said jackshit about it and turned to the "hur dur I'm jack Nicholson" project real quick

Sage for samefagging

No. 359674

how did she manage to learn Japanese? how long has she been doing that for? has it been her plan for years to move there?

No. 359678

>not as big as Dakota
>enough to support her

Dakota makes the same amount from YT that she would be making working part time in retail/food service in Orlando.

No. 359679


>she doesn't speak Japanese

>she studied it for ~10 months tops
>her plan wasn't to move to Japan until koot did a wedding photoshoot, started wearing her ring and moved into a bigger apartment.
>and she gave up as soon as she couldn't land a visa husband in under a year

No. 359718

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It's weird that she's still using her mmmkikikannibal twitter account and hasn't changed it to lilouvos like she did with her other accounts.

No. 359736

Think that's mostly for her vegan persona and lowkey getting off to graphic videos

No. 359740

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She has another one for Lilou Vos.

No. 359741

I saw both sides to be honest. The film has a double metaphor. Or even a "you want to be beautiful? Thats cute. We'll take your innosence."

What I am worried about is how sick she looks.

No. 359747

Why does she use the same fucking profile photo for both accounts

No. 359749

jesus christ. knowing this, the video actually makes sense.
she did the creators a disservice by misconstruing, what it's about.
how can someone be so dense.

No. 359756

That's true. But sex trafficking really is a stretch from what the movie looks like it wants to deliver ( I only really could think "we'll this DOES look a bit like sextraffic bc Kiki mentioned it). It's not a "THE THEME IS X" kind of thing.

She should've thought before opening her big mouth on things she doesn't understand IMO
Her legit followers couldve been interested in actually watching it but I doubt she'll tell them about it by now

No. 359758

(And therefore creates another empty promise for the little fuckers to grab on like she did with all her other followers)

Sage for samefagging etc etc sorry

No. 359760

I think rather then a theme it's sort of something they used to "visualise" the metamorphosis.

No. 359778

That makes so much sense.. I was kind of confused about the meaning behind the girls cutting out and posting up the photos of models from the magazines all over the wall but yeah, this makes way more sense than sex trafficking.

No. 359806

Probably doesn't want to lose her verified account status.

No. 359812

Does make the fact that they both seemed desperate to be handcuffed and "sold" make more sense. I was confused about that part.

No. 359819


In this case I think I see why Kiki claimed it was about sex trafficking. A short film about a girl desperate to be famous and willing to sell herself? Hilarious.

No. 359827

Shes too modest to say it's a film about her life lol

Jokes aside, guess we can conclude the obsessive haters (us) understand more about the films Kiki acts in than Kiki herself?

No. 359938


>Kirsten Ostrenga


Thanks anon, I needed a good hearty laugh today.

No. 359964

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the "no-bangs volumeless ~natural~ hair and minimal makeup" thing looks really unflattering on her. to be fair, it looks really unflattering on most people. she never had to use as much photoshop as dako because imo, kiki is naturally pretty; she always had tons of makeup and reflectors and shit, sure. but she knew her angles and was naturally skinny and had good facial structure. even if her scene look is outdated, it looks SO much better on her even today.

wonder if she'll ever go back to it. the closest thing to edgy scene style now is probably instagram faux-ghetto a la toopoor and co. i think she could rock that.

No. 359966

>>kiki is naturally pretty; she always had tons of makeup and reflectors and shit, sure. but she knew her angles and was naturally skinny and had good facial structure. even if her scene look is outdated, it looks SO much better on her even today.


No. 359967

no what? those are opinions anon, you're free to have your own just like i am

you can't tell me you didn't look at kiki when you were a young teen and go "damn she looks cool". its why she got so popular in the first place

No. 359969

She won't ever go back to this look, for whatever reason she is hard pressed to stay with the natural look. Its been a solid 7+ years since she stopped doing the alt thing and it really did suit her way more than whatever she's doing now.

No. 359971

>>no what?

Obviously, no, I disagree. I'm not a fan, never have been, do not think she's attractive nor has she ever been.

>>you can't tell me you didn't look at kiki when you were a young teen and go "damn she looks cool".

Actually, yes, I can tell you that. She looked like a retard then, and looks awful now. Her MySpace looks were based on heavy contrast, MS paint level shoops, and early PS filters. Even something like this >>359964 photo on the left, isn't Kiki "knowing her angles" - it's Scott directing her, he's the one who shot all her photos, and Kota did her editing.

It's all smoke and mirrors, and I have never even found the smoke and mirrors attractive; she was a plain child who grew a giant schnoz, has stringy, thinning hair, and is malnourished.

These "fangirls" - hi, Kiki.

No. 359975

I remember those days. I could NOT for the love of GOD see anything attractive on her.
She's probably trying to achieve a "model off duty" now? I mean, it's the hairstyle models use when they have their Polaroids taken.

Either way, it's been a while and I doubt she'll change it.

No. 359977

That no-bangs, natural, volume-less hair and minimal makeup look you're describing only looks good on girls who are naturally 10/10 and literal model material. While I also think Kiki is pretty, she's not pretty enough for that look– but as you said, neither are most people (myself included.)

She needs to find a niche that works for her. Because she honestly looks ill and corpse-like with her current style. A hard fact to face in life is that we don't always fit into the style we wish we could. We have to work with what we have to figure out what's the most flattering for us. Kiki has to be open to that if she wants to look good, and not like the decaying corpse she looks like now.

Also, I'm really curious to hear your guys' opinions on this: does anyone think Kiki might have an ED?

No. 359984

Yes, but for that the person needs to acknowledge it and want to change
Anything we say here it's because we are haters who don't get her "unique style"

I don't think she has an ED though. She's the kind of person who's naturally very skinny - and could sure use some strengthening exercise routine (like pole dance and pilates - aka the things she dropped at a bat of a lash bc fads)

No. 359992

… have mods check ip, dumbass. im not kiki. i am not a 'fangirl' of hers or defending her and you're kind of slow for assuming that i am just for discussing her looks. im purely talking about her image, not her as a person. jesus christ nobody can talk about what kiki might do to look better without morons thinking its kiki.

No. 360011

Hahaha different anon but so salty!

"Hi Kiki"is more of a joke than anything else at this point. Also,if you check history most of anon s who popped in Kiki's past threads "defending" Kiki or saying "check my IP I'm not her" WERE all Kiki LOL

Just. Calm down, beauty-Chan. Breathe deep. Go meditate.

Sage for derailing

No. 360013

I'm very torn. I (still have problems with it) cut on the top of my forearm, however, most people like me who do that, do it because it's much easier to cut deeply, as I have nasty, dark red scars. That being said from my thinner ones they do sort of look like that? I've got a few on my arm that, not to totally attention whore, but I can show to sort of give a comparison.. ? It's also very likely that she'd cut the top of her arm, as I did, because she was going for the pain and scarring but was truly afraid of hitting a vein.

No. 360014

Please do not post pictures of yourself, even for a comparison. It's not worth it.

Just in case anyone is still doubting, those self-harm scars look very real. They are probably more than a year old. The ones on my arms look the same. Really, that's all that needs to be said.

No. 360026

you know at this point "hi kiki" is just a meme on this thread to shut white knights up. i don't think anyone thinks it's really her anymore.

No. 360027

There is literally no way to say how old the scars are. It depends on her skin's individual healing abilities, the wounds, their circumstances and most of all how she treated them.
Stop with the: they're from her teenage years / from last year / yesterday (myself included, I estimated last half year..)

No. 360030

you're comparing a bad screenshot of her making a face in bad lighting to.. her dad's edited outdoor photoshoot. ofc she's gonna look better on the right.

keep in mind, no one's ever had a unedited candid image of her during the scene, all photos were uploaded by herself. so who knows if in the same bad lighting the added pounds of makeup and bleached straw hair might have looked even worse.

No. 360035

It's funny that ppl who have no clue about self-harm behaviour think these are unlikely to be real scars.
Please go on how someone wrote this scene and payed someone to carefully craft (or edit) highly demanding yet apparently shitty (cat) scars that are unheard of and unlikely and that appear in one shitty scene where you can't even properly see them. Not plausible X

No. 360063

sperg harder, kiki

No. 360064

Oh my god, shut up with this already. Bring milk or gtfo.

No. 360074


Id the scars are real, do you think she'll ever be able to make it in Hollywood? Would a serious director ever consider an actress with obvious scars from self-harm for his/her movie?

No. 360075

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Also Christina Ricci brags about her self harm.
Also the countless celebrities who restrict and binge/purge.

Stop. Reaching.

No. 360078

since everyone was discussing whiteknighting and the hi kiki meme, ill just say that im kiki before anyone points fingers.
but really, i do agree with >>359964 . i think kiki is naturally pretty. basic, but pretty.
i know anons will say its all photoshop and shit, but i do think she has a nice face, and even her bigforead doesnt make her look bad. its just a big forehead, lots of people have them and in the past it was something women wanted to have.
also, just let it be known i said pretty, not gorgeous or incredibly beautiful elf goddess. but shes nowhere as ugly as people claim.

ugly on the inside? YES. outside? debatable to say the least.

No. 360079

There's a difference between a child star beingnopen about their self harm and an adult woman with visible self harm scars trying to break into acting. I'm sure the anon was more curious about the latter.

No. 360083

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KaKa's scars are trivial compared to her obvious lack of talent.
Does she even take acting classes?

No. 360090

just watched Daisy. yeah, late, ik. Kiki's acting was bad as usual but overall it was a nice idea. >>358957 is absolutely right and people in the comments like >>359203 Anastasia McBush who looks absolutely terrifying should stop with that shit. the other girl clearly noticed something was wrong with calling her forehead girl.

No. 360111

suicide fag here, it isn't attention seeking. borderline people are the most common to use it for attention, but clearly they have a disorder as well. Her's look like they were all from one session and it's well documented on this site that she has delusional episodes. She probably disassociated to a certain degree and did this. We are the same age and it's pretty universally embarrassing to self harm, especially for someone as vain as her.

I have no idea why they did not put stage make up on her arms to cover them, no matter what she claims them to be.

No. 360112

Thats not true, there are few photos that are floating around of her posing with "fans" that are candids.

No. 360115

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She took the sort of acting classes where you pay and get to appear in a stage production at the end of the course.
As long as the payment clears they're not going to stop her cartoonish YouTube Personality mugging. For reference, enjoy this subtle reaction shot of Shane Dawson in a film. Keeks-quality.

No. 360116


I don't know if these are troll posts based on Kaka's posts or what.

No. 360121

She could get a laser treatment, too. They'd be less noticable and might fade more naturally, too

No. 360128

OT but for Keeks, since I'm sure she's reading here:

derma rolling scars has been rumored to help reduce their appearance. You could cough up the dough for laser treatment, but your scars are small enough that derma rolling may be able to help.

No. 360133

Tbh, I want some Bert and Ernie typa gif banner with the following scenario:

anon [typing]: kiki is okay … in this regard … sometimes … on a new moon


Canon ball shots are fired

… Okay, I def need to sleep

No. 360176

>I have no idea why they did not put stage make up on her arms to cover them, no matter what she claims them to be.

Most likely didn't have the budget. None of the girls were given red shoes that fit them correctly, so they did not exactly spend big to make sure everything would look right.

I suppose as long as she doesn't play anybody for whom it would be very out of character to cut, the scars wouldn't be that big of a deal anyways.

She has no experience, no talent and no tenacity, if she isn't Angelina Jolie levels of famous by the same time next year, she will never mention acting again, buy a sewing machine, sew white bedsheets together and make angelic irl Final Fantasy girl couture.

No. 360178

this whole video is the most ridiculous kind of fake deep shit.

No. 360235

She blocked me all because I made a comment of ~loool~ on her selfie in the same area as Taylor was recently in too.

For fuck sake she's an idiot if she thinks nobody has searched her sperg shit up by now. That's why she's never had any friends, shes just a raging cunt.

No. 360254

No shit, Sherlock. Kiki blocks everyone that posts a comment that isn't blatant asskissing. Anything even remotely sarcastic or critical gets deleted and blocked.

No. 360327

Aware, calm down tho you're gonna get hypertension from all the salt you're spewing there anon.

No. 360333

Hello Nosferlilou

No. 360378

that's insane. how does she even expect to have a following that way?

No. 360387

She was raised to believe she's a goddess empath and that anyone who doesn't like her or has a problem with her is just jealous of her goddess empath indigo child destiny~~

No. 360406

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No. 360421

o boy rev up those tin foil hats

No. 360427

She's always been paranoid about people. I imagine her sitting in her room and something like an acorn falls on the roof and she goes into fetal position mumbling her sperg shit while foaming at the mouth.

No. 360433

Anastasia McOstrenga (definitely Kota trying to give Kiki some confidence)

No. 360438

>Calling Kiki blonde

Come on now, Dakota is reaching by calling hers 'dark blonde' but kaka is full blown brunette now.

No. 360441

isn't it a little embarrassing if they don't know her last name? or like, she's irrelevant to them enough that they won't look it up

>>Calling Kiki blonde

well she can't say "that forehead girl" too lol

No. 360453

This is how I felt as well, a veritable selection of copied ideas that have already been better executed in actual films.

>forehead girl
>natural beauty
>the typing style
This is totally an Ostrenga sleeper account.

No. 360458

As much as I don't like her, I have no problem saying that I think she was objectively attractive at one point. It's not like she looks like Pixyteri or something. I think that comparatively to her glory days however, she looks super strung out and washed out and could benefit from some eyeliner or bangs or something that looks like she hasn't spend the last 6 years cooped up in her bedroom in her parent's house.

No. 360497

more like Kiki trying to give Kiki some confindence

No. 360498

Tf, that person was obviously an anon from here or a random troll who remembers her. Yeah, Kiki would def call herself forehead girl. Lol. They were being ironic.

Also she obviously knows Kiki's last name (I mean, "lilou's"), otherwise she wouldn't have written it in the credits. Literally it's there.
She probably didn't answer and said only the first name because she felt something was wrong and didn't want "Anastasia McBush" to google Kiki.

No. 360743

how anyone could call her blonde idk. unless you told the girl herself and she went along with it.

No. 360841

I'm not sure if I should feel bad for Keeks for her self-harm or not.. considering how nasty she's been.

No. 360891

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Not trying to conclude your post but this is how I feel on the matter (with a little armchairing)…
At any point before (and now, too), she could've taken an honest, long hard look at her life / self and realized that she needs professional help and to change. She pretty much brought this onto herself. She is immature and irresponsible, for herself and everyone around her. She's a spoiled brat.
On the other hand, self-harm is sad because it shows she's really just deeply unhappy and confused. It pretty much drops the illusion she's ~thriving~ with her massive ego and reveals she's just miserable and dysfunctional. That makes her more human again. But unless she chooses to turn her life around, there is little redeemable about this.

No. 360897

She has all the tools to succeed. She has parents who kiss her ass and obviously have too much money to spend on their golden child. If they can pay for her acting classes, an LA appartment and Japan trips, they could pay for therapy sessions and a second degree she could put to good use. She wouldn't look that bad if she picked a more flattering style, and I'm of the opinion that once the initial cravings for attention went away, she'd be so much healthier and better off if she nuked all her social media accounts and stopped obsessing over what people say about her online. If she really wanted to change, she could. It would not be easy but she'd have a chance.

The thing is that she doesn't want to. She only ever attributes failure to other people, never herself. Her personality is poop and no amount of therapy and retweeting love and light quotes will ever fix that. People like her don't get better. They can't.

No. 360898


This. Kiki is what happens when shorty parents try to live through their kids and never teach them restraint or discipline. I remember reading before that Kiki had a part time job somewhere but she quit, maybe if she and Kota had gotten real jobs and moved out away from their parents they could have had a decent shot at a normal life.

No. 360919

Absolutely. In a way she's exactly like those child stars who used to be a huge deal when they were younger, but stopped being relevant when they aged horribly. She got so much attention for little to no effort at such an early age. That's why she tries soooo hard to stay relevant. It's not like she has a genuine passion for any of the things she tries to become famous for, it's all just for attention. To her it's normal when everything revolves around her.

If she is capable of change at all, she'd need a really REALLY loud wakeup call. But as long as she keeps living in her bubble of carefully monitored internet presence, edited selfies, censored comments and asspatter parents, that's very unlikely to happen anytime soon. What a waste. There is no reason why she shouldn't be a normally functioning adult by now, apart from her ego.

No. 360922

Right and when her parents die, and she can't get a Japanese husband, she's screwed. She probably doesn't know any life skills as in how to pay rent, budgeting, etc. That is a big worrysome.

No. 360928

Does she even still care about Japan though? I somehow doubt she's genuinely interested in asian men. I always thought she was just whoring around in Japan attempting to sink her claws into a visa husbando so that she could become a famous model and one-up Taylor and her sister. Her Japan phase lasted what, 10 months tops?

Tbh I think the biggest concern is her having a complete mental breakdown. She's not as hot as she thinks she is, but she'd find someone to take care of her if she tried. I wonder how hard she will flip once she hits her thirties and she's still not famous tho.

No. 360931

I think she cares a little since she's currently with a Japanese guy. I wouldn't be surprised if she plans on trying to get fame in Japan again after this whole acting thing inevitably fails.

I also doubt it as well. It's been mentioned plenty of times before, but when her likes/comments were public on fb (iirc this was like a few months prior to her Japan obsession), she only liked and commented on the pics of alternative/hipster looking white guys. And right before Taku, she was tweeting at one of the sprouse twins and I think Norman Reedus as well? to hang out with her in Japan.

No. 360975

do you remember anything about the part time job or what site you read that on?

No. 360983

Not that anon but it's years old drama and definitely exists in a thread on lolcow somewhere.

No. 360987


She mentions working in retail and somewhere else here (be quick and watch it before she deletes if bc of js haterz)

No. 360990

"Is it something within me that's my problem with people even IRL (when I end up having the same issues I cause online)…. or is everyone else's fault and the fault of instant messaging and anons?"

Sounds like she's getting rejected on tinder, lol. Also sounds close to tears.

The "pattern" she experiences, when she meets ppl via classes, or meetup groups: "people like to cross my boundaries and become inappropriate with me, especially physically, any gender. Am I giving of a vibe that I don't have any boundaries?"

Well, when you dress like a new age stripper and literally anything you think of pours out of your mouth instantly, and your commentary (if we can judge from the way you and Dakota still talk online) becomes sexual or scatalogical within microseconds - people may get the impression you are very open. This behavior will only be attractive to other very open people.

"People think I'm mysterious before they get to know me." Well, you do change your name a lot, have no friends and no history every time you meet someone new, and again, dress like a new age hooker. I don't know if you're considered mysterious as much as a bit odd.

No. 360992

"Maybe I'm too open? Nah, it's probably everyone else's animalistic human need to devour an innocent space princessu. And I'd like to link this to people people open on social media. Not my fault, I guess."

People crossing physical boundaries with her (pulling her onto their laps, tweaking her nose, etc): oh sweetheart, you picked the wrong career and meetup groups. Theater and acting groups are incestuous pods of physical, over sharers. They are extremely expressive people with little to no understanding of physical boundaries. And that trebles when it comes to the horror porn genre - you are gonna get pawed by directors and producers. Don't like these things? Get out of the scene.

No. 360994

6:00 in. Christ this is boring.

More and more about blaming her personal problems interesting irl on "the digital media and online" messing everyone ELSE up.

Again: "Is it within me, or the influence of technology on others?" Take a guess where she lays the blame.

Wow at 8:00 she starts to reaally rant on how this is every else's fault. Starts mild but then says everyone expects her to be the shining star and entertain the whole group and it's SUCH a burden.. hey probably tweak your nose to try to get you to shut the hell up, spaz. Christ. Sounds like she acts just like her old stikam broadcasts.

And when she tires herself out, and she feels like other people aren't spazzing back, that's the internet's fault. Really.

No. 360995

It's unlikely for a vegan moogle empath of mother earth but someone on eFagz once claimed to have spotted her working the counter at a Wendy's.
This was around the time Kiki came up with a story that a customer at work was stalking her, so the manager had to call the police. Ultimately she quit the job.

No. 360998

9:00 "I'm being out in the position of the entertainer, and it's suddenly MY job to entertain everyone.."

Omg you literally chose to be an entertainer as your career. You did it inadvertently as a child. You can stop it any time you want to.

"I'm getting drained by other people, and then people aren't friends with me because I never call them back." So she acts like a spastic, then makes no effort to maintain friendships, and expects people to continuously approach her… and this is her doing all the work.

10:00 Had a retail job, a black man had the nerve to buy her presents, and another man flirted with her and grabbed her wrist.

Princess, that's retail. Men think you are flirting with them because you're not allowed to be rude to customers, and they think it means something. You know how many waitresses have customers who think they have a relationship with them? All of them. You're not special.

11:00 Blames her manager for her not being able to handle customers. Instead of laughing at the guy who grabbed her hand and wanted to dance, extracting her hand and saying I'm working, I can't leave, have fun without me (because you will face those situations every fucking day in retail), Kiki expected her manager to handle the problem for her, ran away and tried to hide in the back of the store yet again. Then she calls her mom, and Cathy calls the cops, which causes havoc. Bet the store did great sales when Kiki was on the floor.

No. 361000

11:30 got her "audio engineering degree" and "started working at a studio". Worked as an audio engineer, and did their SOCIAL NETWORKING. Owner of the studio flirts with the chick who wears quasi bondage gear to work and calls her Kinky Kiki.

I'm only at 12:15 but please someone else do this it's so boring.

No. 361003

Idk anon, I think you can feel bad for something in a person's life while still recognizing they are a bad person.

No. 361016


Did you get to the part where she says he invited her into his office and it was dark and he was constantly touching her leg? Because THAT sounds like it really happened IRL. But I guess you did sum it all up. The rest is she going all over again "it's everyone's fault that the Internet is destroying friendships and I'm the only untouched ethereal angel left"

No. 361021

Yeah I got to that part. And again, that happens to women all the time. You can't call your mummy, who calls the cops, every time you get into a difficult situation. That's real life, and you have to be able to navigate situations like that, and say "hey, hands to yourself, how are your wife and kids? Tell me all about them instead of touching my legs, man." And not dressing in bondage gear and sheer shirts to work will also help you avoid being called Kinky as a nickname.

Does it suck to be pawed at and hit on? Yes. And that's real life. it's not because she's some irresistibly beautiful angel come to earth that drives men out of their minds; this shit happens to attractive and unattractive women just the same, all the time, at jobs. She needs to learn to navigate life, and also not wear inappropriate clothing which can trigger more of these kinds of interactions.

No. 361023


She looks the way she does because of her vegan diet. I know a bunch of people who think it's the most healthy lifestyle,but VEGAN DIETS LEAD TO AGING. It's good for skin, but without essential fatty acids (and omegas from fish), you start losing your facial fat. Wrinkles don't make people look older first, the lack of face fat does. In that 5 min video she looks so much older than the other girl.

No. 361032

LOL not all vegans look like her. I'm vegan and I'm fat af.

Sage for ot

No. 361035

Maybe I should be more specific. *Organic restrictive veganism with an emphasis on raw dieting, which she's p much done a lot of. Along with her predisposition to being thinner.

No. 361039

You have an 'o' typed in your name field, fyi. You should leave the name field blank.

No. 361040


oop. typo—

No. 361057

No wonder she didnt keep the job at retail - imagine having a business day havoced becauae some whiny teen called mommy during her shift bc of a creep (in FLORIDA of all places)

To me the prime of the video was how OUTRAGED she was that he called her Kinky Kiki
As if that was the equivalent of saying "I wanna fuck you in the ass so hard you'll need a wheelchair". Girl. They sound alike. Chill. Even if she dressed as a nun, it still would be a thing

God forbid this girl listen to "let's have a Kiki" by the Scissor Sisters:

No. 361058

so true. even disregarding the commonly known nutrients, that vegans need to pay close attention to, genetic predisposition plays a role as well.

there are genetic polymorphisms, that are COMMON, that cause a lower conversion of for example beta carotene into its bioavailable (animal) form (https://www.snpedia.com/index.php/Rs7501331)
there are quite a few more.

sorry for way OT.

No. 361076

I agree to an extent. I mean I never aged on a vegan diet. But I was high fat which is really hard.

I am no longer vegan as it actually causes more harm to animals and its is unhealthy. Kirsten would look a little nicer if she added some fat to her diet.

Am I the only one here who likes her? I really want her to start making videos again.

I just also checked her twitter… for some reason I am blocked.

No. 361083

I think Kiki exagerates a lot of what she says, and inb4 tumblerina, but we don't know what she was wearing at work. And blaming that on a grown man possibly trying to harass her, doesn't excuse it in the least bit.

No. 361084

>>And blaming that on a grown man possibly trying to harass her, doesn't excuse it in the least bit.

She still needs to dress professionally, and handle her own problems.

We could go back and forth all day about how women can wear whatever they want and should not have to fend off advances, but that's not the way the world works right now. While those things are not ok, you cannot expect the world to grind to a halt and cater to you when they happen. You have to cope. Kirsten has demonstrated that she cannot problem solve these things on her own: she calls her mother, hides in the back room, or quits rather than deal with (unfortunately very common) workplace issues. That was my point.

No. 361087

Sugar ages you the most out of anything - her being vegan isn't the culprit. Eating slightly less than you're supposed to has been scientifically proven to slow aging but she's obviously eating dramatically less and doubtfully drinking any water at all.

She just probably ignored, like another poster said, eating healthy fats like brazil nuts and coconut oil. Even Taylor talked about that lol, but she has fillers in her face…


No. 361101

Again, we don't even know what she was wearing so you're argument that her clothes are to blame for any sort of advances people make on her are invalid. For all we know she worked somewhere that has a strict dress code/ uniform

inb4 hi kiki

No. 361105


I don't think Taylor has fillers. I think she got facial fat grafting. Really popular in Korea and is a pretty basic procedure at this point. Especially for baby face, which she has now.

Sugar breaks down collagen, which plays a role in wrinkling and some volume. But i think the low fat is whats getting her. Her face is super thin compared to older photos. It's really obvious in the video. She looks so dif

No. 361106

"People put their hands on me"
"People want to touch me"
>What I hear during her videos

No. 361107


Also she claimed she's been organic raw vegan since age 8??? Anyone remember that?
I mean I'm sure that's a lie…buuuut ya know.

That info is interesting by the way

No. 361108


But Tay is tiny af … Where would she get the fat from ? her barely existing tits ?

They wont typically do fat graft if you barely have the fat reserves for it.

No. 361109

And regardless of what she was wearing, we do know for sure that she behaved like an incapable retard; she told us herself.

Last time on the clothing thing: we know what she considers professional / workplace attire. It is not professional. She wears those harnesses and sheer tops in public - for instance, at that public event for the puppet master event. No one else was dressed that way. Neither a retail store (clothing) nor a music studio would have uniforms. She would be wearing her own clothes, the same ones we've seen her in for the past 4 years, the ones she brought to LA.

And you're getting caught up on one possible part of the argument, but not the main point: that Kiki's issue is not that she's being unfairly victimized, or experiencing an undue amount of harassment. She never learned to interact with others or cope with conflict. She had problems at school? Her parents pulled her out. Got into stupid teen drama fights online? Cathy and Scott stalked and harassed both the kids and their parents. Now fast forward ten years. Kiki gets it on at the store she works at? Runs to the back and tattles to the manager, who tells her to get back to work. Does Kiki figure out a way to manage the interaction with the guy who is flirting (tell him no thanks, maybe later, or laugh, or be like nah, I gotta work, or any of the million responses she could have)? Nope, runs away again, and this time calls her mom, who calls the cops, who fuck up the entire day.

She has never been forced to learn how to deal with conflicts or human interactions. She is blaming online interactions for the other people not respecting her boundaries - but the problem is that SHE never learned to interact with people, or set her own boundaries in a normal, healthy way, because she hid online or behind her parents.

THAT is my point.

No. 361110

Pretty much. It sucks for her if she really was sexually harassed but the entire video is so pointless that it comes across as one big humble brag about how hot she is and how everyone wants to fuck her.

No. 361111


Well I'm no doctor but



Seems like it worked for these girls who are skinny. I think everyone has enough for a little? (also not here to trash these girls. if that's what they wanted good for them. just an example of the contours and look it gives that is similar to taylors)

It seems to work well but Kiki can't afford that soooo

No. 361113

Sorry for samefag but it's also a really good example of how she always blames others and never herself. She blames the internet for other people not knowing about boundaries when she should be blaming her own social ineptitude on having grown up in virtual reality and consequently having no idea how to deal with situations like these.

No. 361114

And with the boss dude at the studio - if he exists - the same principal applies. Should he have been a creep at work? Nope! Does that shit happen all the time, to literally every woman ever? Yep! Is the way to deal with it to call your mommy to handle it, or quit? Nope!

You have to set your own boundaries if you want to be respected. That's how life works. It would be lovely if everyone just respected each other right off, but there are a lot of unhealthy people in this world. It's not the fault of technology, despite Kiki's deep seated desire for this to be true. It's that she was sheltered and taught to behave like a retard and never deal with her own problems, and her life interactions reflect this.

Now that she's away from home, if she gets a good therapist, she might get some clarity. But as of right now, she's running around in a narc circle, blaming everyone else.

No. 361115


Tbqh I do like her as… entertainment? Idk I don't ever wanna her to stop - keep being online, get on YT again, jump on new bandwagons… it's like a guilty pleasure TV show

About the block thing. You know how her head works, right? She just randomly blocks people.

No. 361116

Do you mean entertainment like, her life makes you feel better about yourself? haha.


I don't like her, I do feel bad for her. There's a lot of stunted development from her parenting and experience with early internet fame. She doesn't have the family support system that Taylor R seems to have, which is important in developing a healthy self esteem. A 24 year old ANON bashing someone to the extent she did Taylor is not normal or healthy.

No. 361119

Okay, continuing from 12:00

- a professor in school made a sexual comment in front of other people when she was drinking a weirdly shaped Japanese drink ("is that a sex toy in your mouth?")

Again: you attend improv and acting classes. Saying crass and shocking things is what happens there. You have to learn to both dish it out and take it. Should people make inappropriate comments? Nope! Do they, and will they, all your life? Yep! Should you be a recluse again, or expect everyone else to change for you, or should you learn how to cope and set boundaries?

- a guy from class was inappropriate with her, and pulled her onto his lap all the time. She blames the internet and violent video games.

She said she did tell this one not to do it. That's right, Kirsten - that's what you need to do! You set the fucking boundaries, and resolve the issues! That's now you fix this! Dudes have been creepy and grabby and inappropriate since long before video games and the internet, you sorry sped - ever seen the photograph "American woman in Italy"? Where she's being chased and shouted at by literally 20 dudes, and it happened in real time, not staged? In the 1950s?

Nope, she thinks there should be studies made on this subject, because it's all the internet's fault.


No. 361124


Pfft a marketing professor used my friend as an example for product branding - as in, she was a consumer at a sex shop (of all things). It's a typical "professor does joke because class attention". Period.

> she thinks there should be studies made on this subject, because it's all the internet's fault

She blames the Internet on e VERY THING. Da rape, da bullying, da PPL at work. Everyone else is the problem, as always.

It's such a shame she deleted so many videos from her channel ("Muh booty" 5 minutes vlog) and all that

No. 361128


Fat graft is expensive, Kiki would never afford it. Also Taylor's face was far to stiff and bulbous looking in the beginning to be fat graft. ( Plus with her losing weight since HK the fat graft would be pointless. Often only 30% of the fat stays and the rest get re-absorbed, and with weightloss non would stay )

Which honestly a fat graft on Kiki would be pointless probably too.


I guess thats what happens when you grow up on the internet and forget what reality is like.

No. 361131

>>when you grow up on the internet and forget what reality is like.

And when your parents do everything they can to ensure this scenario (let you quit school instead of learn to stand up for yourself, fight all your battles for you, encourage you to spaz online for $$ and asspats, etc.)

No. 361226

I have to disagree with you on a few things. Taylors face was bulbous at first because doctors "overfill" because they expect a loss. And anywhere from 50%-70% stays now because of technique. It's about $2000 in Korea. I know this because I almost had it done to fill a depression scar from a childhood accident. That's how I could recognize Tays face. To fill a face that much with fillers would be thousands of dollars, and yearly for the upkeep (i also looked at that option). I ended up deciding to wait because it isn't the worst thing in my life haha.

Anyway, I think Taylor looks like 17 in her photos despite being like 28 and that's why she can keep getting so much work. Hollywood is pretty harsh on women aging, and I hate it and whatever, but Kiki nearing 25 and just starting an acting career is really far fetched. Especially without any formal training.

No. 361259

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I guess she's going to ignore the release of her deep and important sex trafficking film.

No. 361271

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This lilou has more entertainment value in it's left hoof than kaka has in her entire body.

No. 361273

What a bitch, she's not deserving of any sympathy and she's far too old to blame her parents. Everything she is doing is self serving.

I'm sick of her stans infantilizing her just because she's a white woman. This is fucking spergchan.

No. 361280

Go back to tumblr, no SJWs allowed

No. 361283

Keeks, if that's true you're gonna have to rub those flowers all over your personality.

No. 361285

she's good at taking selfies because she always looks decent in them but she looked like a haggard beast in that film. (not even including the makeup)

No. 361287


AAAHHH she looks so good, I'm so glad I'm even gonna ignore the cringey nature lover caption

> I guess she's going to ignore the release of her deep and important sex trafficking film

Well, it's that or having people realize she knew jackshit about the film she was in

No. 361288

is this the fourth hanson brother?
>infantilizing her just because she's a white woman
lol could you not

No. 361295

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Taylor's new Tv show appearance has been released. Can't say I'm blown away by it though.

(Samurai Gourmet Episode 10 around 9:30mins in )

But still hoping for a splerg from Kaka since its still better then anything she'll ever get.

No. 361296


She looks really cute!

No. 361301

Just like CL!

No. 361309

Taylor not only got one more acting role in great Nippon but also does not look absolutely haggard in it

She doesn't even need much more than that to make Kiki want to pull her hair out

No. 361321

are you kidding me? She looks like she's been michael jackson'ed. Looks completely alien to me in that pic. Kiki must be seething tho kek.
Sage for unrelated post

No. 361322


In my opinion, she's very cute and natural compared to Kiki. Kiki looks like the alien tbh.
Physically, ya know?

No. 361327


I also am in no way compelled to drag Taylor for any reason. She seems pretty active, family oriented, nice, healthy, successful with all that stuff she does. Ya know, altogether pretty stable and not a shitty person out to get anyone. She didn't scam and shit on people.
I'm here to drag tf out of Kiki because this pseudo personality she's created was build on treating tons of people like garbage. I'm happy for Taylor and I hope she keeps succeeding and Kiki is left in the dust of failure she created for herself by being a shitty to tons of other people.

No. 361338

>I'm here to drag tf out of Kiki because this pseudo personality she's created was build on treating tons of people like garbage. I'm happy for Taylor and I hope she keeps succeeding and Kiki is left in the dust of failure she created for herself by being a shitty to tons of other people.
Preach. Kiki is scum and I'm petty as fuck. Tbh, 80% of the reason I root for Taylor is to spite Kiki. She's an honest to god psychopath. I know we talk a lot of shit here but I've never in my life seen a single person dedicate so much time to shit on someone out of pure jealousy. Like, doing that is one thing, but to try and bury it and act like nothing happened (AND NOT EVEN DO A GOOD JOB AT COVERING YOUR TRACKS, changing her name has literally done nothing for her) is really crappy. This could all be so easily resolved if she just owned up to her shit. But she's so absurdly self-righteous. She needs counseling.

No. 361340

don't kill me, just a random little thought. but after seeing this, what are the chances that marimonsturr was spergchan..?
>imma be the biggest stan for u
she seems weirdly infatuated with Kiki like nobody else i've seen in this day and age. talks like her. and sounds like someone who might have frequented here.

No. 361343

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Kiki after her trip to Japan

No. 361348

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It's so important

No. 361350

LOL omg guyz no filter!!!
Sparkles and joy ha ha ha
A second after she took that picture those flowers died and fell off cause she was too close
Sage for releasing the hate inside

No. 361355


Ugh, that fucking harness again. How has it not fallen apart with how often she wears it ?

No. 361359

she looks a lot like Adella here, and it is creeping me out.

…also, I hope people still remember Adella and I don't look stupid.

No. 361360



Now THAT'S a name I haven't heard in a while

No. 361361

I do. She had good cosplay

No. 361363

Wild how she can go from "kirakira goddessu" to swamp hag just like that.

No. 361379

Quit dragging this chicken-legged hoebag into the kaka thread you spergs, she's got a thread of her own.

No. 361384

Am I imagining it or does everyone she took photos with on that Japan trip look just really not thrilled to have her around? I mean, the girls in the other photos put smiles on, but all the guys are pulling faces like they just smelled a fart.

No. 361446


Her presence is relevant because kiki trashed her so intensely and specifically. Her success in the acting field in comparison to kiki is totally relevant. Chill.

No. 361450

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Is this an Ostrenga? No one in 2017 says "hoebag" and kaka/sperg-chan and koots use "hoe" constantly.

No. 361476

This photo is from her trip to Japan when she actually wore them all the time

They're probably fallen apart by now

No. 361480

Could be. Hoe/hoebag seems to be a common Ostrenga go to insult for both Kaka/Koots.
Even recently. See >>359310. Also calling her chicken-legged was something else Kaka said often during spergapalooza (as if not having fucking daikon legs was a sin).
On the other hand it could just be Taylor-derangement-syndrome having PULLtard or a regular old farmer who's annoyed at the derailing.
Any are plausible but tbh I hopes it's Ostrenga salt again.

No. 361490

Da fuq is she doing in these videos? It reminds me of PT trying to be all azn and cutesie.


No. 361502

Damn. Sperg af :s
I used to think she was so pretty even while loathing her personality, but honestly all she has going for her is her eye color and the thousands of dollars of dental work she had done.
She just looks unhealthy to me? Grey and gaunt even though she isn't malnourished, and she looks the same irl, too. Girl needs to get all her B vitamins and more protein or something

No. 361506

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Screenshots just because lol

No. 361507

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PT as fuck lol

Lowkey proof she's still Nippon obsessed

It's the ash brown hair. But i don't think she looks that bad? It's because we know her sperg-attacks and everything else.

I wonder who's filming though.

No. 361511

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~loreal bc ur worthy it

Loljk loreal ain't cruelty free tho

No. 361514

She should at the very least lighten it with some lemon juice or something. You can even buy cheap spray in hair lightened that works in the sun/with a blow dryer. The brown hair just washes her out. Bangs ofc would help too but she's too stubborn and dense to realize it. She needs vitamins, blush, and a new color and style for her hair. Kiki pls get a makeover. This look you have going right now just makes you look like a greasy hag. If you put in the effort to actually be hot again you could be as much of an obnoxious twat as you want and LA will still kiss your ass.

No. 361521

She legit looks like a witch here and not in a good way.

There's something supremely cringey about an adult woman dancing around like this in public to impress a handful of people online. You guys are right, there are definite shades of PT (but nowhere near as endearing, obviously).

No. 361526

That's weird because here https://www.instagram.com/p/BRcc3GiBKwr/ her hair looked slightly lighter - specially in the front strands

Yes. All of this.

No. 361538

careful anon your salt is showing

No. 361543

Imagine seeing this shit standing in your doorway in the middle of the night.

No. 361551

"Watching Taylor sleep like…"

No. 361561

Seriously! I was like "That's some unnecessary aggression" which fits Ki personality to a t.

No. 361568

um yeah

No. 361575

Haha yeah! We'd never get a wink of sleep again!

No. 361580


She's like the witch from the wizard of Oz, but instead of watching Taylor religiously thru a window she's watching her thru a computer screen. While screeching " I'll get you Tay, and your little dog too. "

No. 361593

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No. 361597

This is fucking art, oh my lord.

No. 361614

Would pay for this lmao

No. 361615

I know haha I busted out laughing

No. 361618

Is she in Japan now?
Taylor should watch out.

No. 361626

I don't get those reflexes in front of her ?????????? lol

No. 361628

Nah, this is CA:

Taylor should watch out anyway though

No. 361637

student films doesn't pay that much anon

No. 361640

The person filming had something like a window between them.

Place your bets: who was filming?

No. 361643

$10 on Scott

No. 361646

Could be Bobby Hatanaka. His business Insta posted a photo from an organic food store so he could well still be hanging around with Kiki.

No. 361660

Thinking it's papa ostrenga and the video was oddly cropped because he was in a reflection.

If this >>361379 isn't kaka then I'll be damned. She has to be posting right now.

No. 361663

You're right or no payment at all

No. 361674

You are an idiot.

No. 361676

10/10 kek

No. 361680

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What the fuck is her IMDB demo reel???? Sage for probably old but jesus

No. 361703

"I had sex with this crazy chick and all I got was a lunatic following me around making me film her"

No. 361706

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Scott for sure.

No. 361741

lol this is the first time i've noticed the reflection in this picture before. how awkward

No. 361756

When I search lilouvos on Instagram nothing shows up. Have I been blocked? Or did she just delete it? If I was blocked I'm surprised.. I've only given positive comments.

No. 361757

I think you were blocked since it still shows up for me.

No. 361758

Blocked. Still comes up.

No. 361763

Lol still comes up for me as well. So weird she is blocking people who leave nice comments. But she's crazy af so, whatever she made you a favour lol

No. 361771

>I've only given positive comments
Probably, but we know that Kiki is extremely paranoid. There's a huge chance that she still lurks on here, so every comment coming from a stranger, even a positive one, makes her defensive.

No. 361772

tbh someone left a comment on her autistic video saying "lol the little run at the end!" and i immediately thought it was one of you guys making fun of her in the most subtle way possible

No. 361794

is your instagram low on posts, followers, or who you're following? do you post weeaboo things?

No. 361813

lol really? Bc that sounded so legit?

Now I see why Kiki ends up blocking the most random people - anyyone can be ~one of tjem

No. 361818


Were you following Taylor ?

Maybe she blocks anyone that follows people she doesn't like and you commenting on her profile brought her attention to your profile. Besides if you follow other snowflakes it's likely you're aware of lolcow and PULL and thus forth aware of her sperging/ drama.

It wouldn't be the first time I've heard of a flake doing this, and it is quite a clever tactic and quite a few farmers and pulltards do actually follow their cows online.

No. 361827

Oh God that's so counterproductive for her
Maybe they're aware of her drama, maybe they just really legit like her and taylor/insert similar kawaii cow

As long as they're not sending "hate", just chillax and enjoy the illusion that your popularity is still high

No. 361844

the lilouvos account just blocked me a few days ago. I've had zero interaction with it, however I once posted a backhanded comment on the mmmkikikannibal account. I do not even follow her on either account, so she must be going through her blacklist on her old account. I can't imagine how long she's sitting on this, kek

No. 361879

I've had the same exact thing happen to me, except literally all I did was follow her and she blocked me lmao. I don't even know the bitch

No. 361890

I don't know? She hasn't blocked me (yet) and I follow a few other cows/snowflakes and like/comment on her posts sometimes. So maybe I'm nonthreatening?

>inb4 she blocks me

No. 361960


I'm blocked by Dakota on IG and I've never followed/interacted with her OR Kiki or liked any of their pics. I type in their names and tap on their profiles in the search results. Idk, anon.

No. 362031

I am following Taylor so maybe that's it. My Instagram is low on followers but idk why she would block someone based on that. And I've only left one comment which complimented her hair, months ago. Since then I just heart her photos. The funny thing is that I don't even dislike Kiki, I am neutral to all cows and snowflakes including Taylor. I just like to follow their Instagram. So she's not even blocking a hater. Keeks I know you're reading this you are being counterproductive, don't you want followers? I literally did nothing chill out lol

No. 362058

maybe you guys are looking at the wrong account there's username 'lilouvos' the public one and 'voslilou' the private one, sometimes i go on the second and think shes blocked me…

No. 362060

Yeah, she's really fucking up her 'fan base' with this crap too. I remember searching Kiki Kannibal on Twitter a while ago and there were a bunch of tweets from fans and people that had followed her for years wondering why they'd suddenly been blocked, some of them seemed genuinely disappointed. It was pretty much the most common topic after 'lol remember Kiki Kannibal whatever happened to her'.

Even if she started putting out a load of regular, quality content there's no way she could become popular, she's just too paranoid these days. She's totally fucking herself over but it's all the haters' faults, of course.

What is even the point of blocking people who have never made negative comments from a public account? They can just open it in another browser/log out.

No. 362061


Well, I mean we all saw what she posted in the old Taylor threads ? She clearly has a lot of hatred for Taylor that it really doesn't surprise me she's blocking anyone that follows Tay.

Kiki only wants followers that have a love for her.


Lol, it could only be a matter of time before she finds your profile. 9.6k followers is still a lot to weave thru, but if you're a newer follower its probably easier for her to creep you. Anyone thats followed her months ago she'll have to manually find.


My only thought is she might go thru other cows IG's and block people that idolize/like their stuff. Again, this isn't the first time I've heard of a flake doing this.

THOUGH ! I recently heard by a friend that there is apps out now that can help IG'ers track whose taking screen shots of their images. So I guess if you are logged into IG and screenshot Kaka's stuff previously it might of sent out red flags and she and Kota blocked you. ( Of course I dunno if these programs are legit, I don't see why they wouldn't be with so many people stealing others pictures )

No. 362118

Lmao, how is that chick expecting to become famous if she has 80% of humanity blocked? It's funny that someone as thin-skinned as her wants to make it in Hollywood, because it's not like that's one of the most critical environments ever. Good luck with that, "Lilou".

No. 362130

Is everyone saying they're blocked a joke? Coming on here en masse announcing you're blocked validifies Kiki's paranoia and deleting sprees. It likely makes her think she really is sniping out all da boolies, when in reality she's wasting her time and losing real followers. It's kinda funny, encouraging her to sabotage herself under the guise of her typical "detective work". I wonder if Cathy eggs her on to do these deleting sprees as well. Lilou saga was doomed before it began.

No. 362139

Has anyone ever attempted to talk to Kiki directly? Would she ever be able to accept friendship if anyone actually wanted to be her friend?

No. 362145

She deletes and blocks people who do nothing but kiss her ass so… No

No. 362157

I never tried but have no desire to do so. I feel like she's way too paranoid to make online friends, unless you have something she wants (nipponese visa).

No. 362159

Yep, I actually DM'ed her and she never replied. I'm the anon that commented a harmless comment on one of her selfies and she then blocked me. Basically, if you're not a 5head vegan ~hippie goddess~(and I love/follow Taylor, Sharla, Venus, etc.) then she'll block you.

It was only a matter of time anyways, she's such a paranoid cunt.

No. 362163

>and I love/follow Taylor, Sharla, Venus, etc.
that's probably why then. if you follow any of these people then chances are you're aware of these sites.

Anyway, why are there so many of you being two-faced? kissing her ass, following, liking, DMing, and commenting nice things but then talking shit about her here? like why?

No. 362165

Yeah I don't get why cow tipping is being encouraged here..

No. 362174

Lots of people think they'll get some super seekrit inside information by befriending a cow/gaining their trust, but that literally only works on ForeverKailyn.

Kiki is way too paranoid. You won't get anything out of commenting/liking her shit so you might as well just sit back and watch the show from a distance.

No. 362181

No shit, I knew why. Everyone on here does the same thing so throwing around "two faced" is kind of ironic. :^)

No. 362208

speak for yourself. we don't all do it.

No. 362215


Maybe not twofaced, but def unconventional to follow someone you don't even like personally/aesthetically. I only follow a flake if I genuinely like their aesthetic/their personality, comment and like occasionally. ( Though I follow more for aesthetic )

( I follow B4by.jpg and Taylor because they're pleasant to look at.. I'd never want Kaka's haggard ass on my feed )

No. 362243

lol No. I don't. the thought of giving egotistical narcissist Kiki compliments and likes? yuck. So there's no irony in me calling you two-faced, that's exactly what it is. What was your DM about? i bet it was for beauty advice or something actually ironic like that.

No. 362246


Does kaekae even trust randos on the internet anymore? I was under the impression that the sperglords at YTT ruined that.


It's not encouraged, we just have some retards from Tumblr or pull bragging about how one of the most paranoid ~public figures~ on the internet blocked them.


Probably so thick and full of ass kissing that even Kiki could tell they were a troll.

No. 362255

w e w but there is irony in it you dipshit lmfao
it wasn't anything related to that, point being we are all on an anonymous website talking shit so yes that makes you it as well regardless of whatever you tell yourself

No. 362306

Idk I stopped following Kai because ever since she's been single she's pretty much housebound and the only thing she still does is gain more weight and ruin her kid's life. I think she's become a lot more careful over the years but because she doesn't have a single friend, she'll still talk to people.

Anyways, asskissing a cow is not only two-faced, it also does not benefit you in any way. Like what do you even get out of it? She's not going to talk to you, she won't share any super seekrit gossip, she'll barely acknowledge your existence until one day you do something that triggers her, and she'll block you.

If you really want to influence the cow with your behaviour and make her produce more milk, unfollow and stop liking her shit. She's a narcissist who is dead set on becoming famous, so if you want her to chimp, let her fade into obscurity.

No. 362397

not to mention how stupid it is that every time someone is blocked by her, they come here and report it. Use your brain for a second guys, when you say
>I did nothing and Kiki still blocked me!
>I messaged her a nice thing and she blocked me!
>I follow xyz and she blocked me
you're just showing her that whatever method she has to figure out who's from lolcow and who's not works.

you don't know why she blocked you, but she does and she reads this site! you're just helping her refine her lolcow user spotting powers and eventually she'll have blocked all of us and we wont be able to get screenshots etc anymore from her private accounts.

No. 362416

If she only blocks very sporadically and can link that event to the subsequent posting on lolcow.
But it seems rather probable that she goes on blocking sprees which a large percentage of non-lolcow users also fall victim to. These will obviously not post about it on lolcow… or -confused by the unwarranted blockage- they might start researching kiki/lilou and immediately end up here.
So Keeks is really shooting herself in the foot, but your interpretation of what goes on in her head is likely still accurate: every poster complaining about being blocked will be a little victory to her, proving how she outsmarted us once again.
lol, she is so transparent.

No. 362421

If you kiss her ass on Instagram, she wins. If she blocks you and you come here to bitch about it, she wins. Anons use your brains pls.

No. 362423


>she wins

So what, I don't want her to "fail", I want her to keep providing lulzy insights into her narcissistic demented mind.

No. 362451

She's arguably much funnier when she doesn't get what she wants, chimps out about how the same two people have been stalking her for years and keep ruining everything for her, and then reinvents herself and makes another half-assed attempt at becoming famous.

Pls. I really want a standup comedian saga.

No. 362452

>we wont be able to get screenshots etc anymore from her private accounts
voslilou is the only private account we know of and I don't think anyone here has access.

Agree with everything else you said though.

No. 362458

As long as she doesn't go into hiding again, all is good. Granted, in the end it provided us with the most delicious milk of all, but only after months and months of drought and I don't want to go through that again.
She is my fav cow because of her delusions of grandeur, self-promoting and namedropping.
Don't ever stop, Lilou!

No. 362465

The thing about Kiki is that she won't ever go away though. She'll go into hiding for a bit but she's too much of an attention whore to leave the internet for good.

No. 362497

Lol, she deleted the stupid Chinese garden video. Not enough likes, or did she realize on her own how cringey it was?

No. 362586

I have a feeling if we look close at the reflection we might find her dad in it. So she had to delete it.

No. 362591

It's still showing for me.

No. 362594

You're right, it's showing on my computer, but didn't earlier on my phone, weird. I don't even want to watch it again, it gives me too much second-hand embarrassment.

No. 362597



bitch should have stayed in school

No. 363524

File: 1490585962422.png (78.32 KB, 626x422, Screen Shot 2017-03-27 at 4.38…)

why are people doing this?

No. 363525

File: 1490585977492.png (28.71 KB, 625x138, Screen Shot 2017-03-27 at 4.38…)

No. 363532

It's probably fags from PULL desu

No. 363536

Oh, for fucks sake… They're just strengthening her victim complex.

No. 363824


No. 363863

File: 1490715113845.jpg (22.59 KB, 500x320, disgust.jpg)

which PULL seniorfag was that

No. 363870


deleted now

No. 363877


Seriously. I watched it and felt extreme second hand embarrassment. I guess because she's about 25 and doing the most fake cutesy act I've ever seen. It's so acted out I don't know how she's ever going to act well in movies when she can't even look/act genuine via internet.

No. 363916

Clue no. 1 she shouldn't act: could'nt act the role of an anon in a sea of anons

No. 363952

Keeks has been in LA for 6 months and all she has to show for it is one lousy student short film.
But it's the haters holding her back!!

No. 363956

Samefag but she also hasn't bothered to make a Lilou Vos website in all this time, not even a basic template site that takes all of an hour to put together.
Obviously it's always someone else's fault when she inevitably fails…

No. 363964

Underrated post

No. 364010

Daaaaaamn, anon. Touche

No. 364209

The new Puppet Master started shooting on Monday. The company is ignoring questions on social media about when Axis Termination will be released. And by 'company' I mean Charles Band who is a total lolcow himself; it's quite fitting that Lilou's first role was in one of his films.

No. 364213

This is the one we're all waiting for

No. 364227

File: 1490825976582.jpg (555.12 KB, 1200x1622, IMG_0031.JPG)

Was doing some spring shopping and ran across this from UNIF

No. 364230

>>364227 i saw that too, its a collaboration with kiko mizuhara but i still lol'd

No. 364258


inb4 Kiki sues Kiko

No. 364260

If that top was white it would be right up her ally.

No. 364262

I feel like that might be kiki herself. no one is that retarded ? even on pull

No. 364276

I can't wait. $5000 well spent keeks!

No. 364289

File: 1490843241992.png (95.39 KB, 640x975, IMG_5170.PNG)

Nothing too interesting but I saw Kiki liked this post on Instagram. Made me kek

No. 364408

I saw this as well and thought it was the funniest shit ever, immediately thought of Kiki.

Fucking kek

No. 364634

It's clearly a troll.

No. 366087

File: 1491419421362.png (241.23 KB, 1066x703, Screen Shot 2017-04-05 at 20.0…)

>comes to a conclusion based on circumstantial evidence
>you are all bitter bullies because THIS IS FACT NOW

I love PULL.

No. 366120

> masters in clinical psych
more like she took a psych 101 class freshman year. wew lad indeed.

No. 366123

>Autism: The Post

No. 366125


Yeah, goldwater rule stands. No serious professional psychiatrist or psychologist would ever diagnose without a meeting.


Good bullshit in that post. Most professionals would refrain from commenting, even in Anon.

Kiki is very much a public person, who will be treated worse off if someone is dumb enough to believe that.

No. 366132

>I suspect she is a substance abuser as well
What? Keeks is obsessed with not putting anything remotely 'bad' in her body.

I guess this person would claim that's a cover or something, they seem to twist everything to fit their narrative. Also, if they're such an expert on the Ostrengas, why didn't they mention the self harm?

No. 366134

File: 1491426919356.jpg (613.33 KB, 2203x2937, Fli4n65.jpg)


>Believe me or not, I'm just an anon

>I only have a masters

paging dr.anon

No. 366140


OMG! That looks like a typical 'sadness lily' post.

>claims expertise in said field

>does not post credentials
>shitposts quack pysch Dx & advice


No. 367330

File: 1491765698824.png (30.75 KB, 625x182, Screen Shot 2017-04-09 at 20.2…)

Lilou's Actors Access has been updated with a few things that aren't on her IMDb yet. Looks like more student films.

No. 367331

File: 1491765734386.png (560.96 KB, 922x445, Screen Shot 2017-04-09 at 20.1…)

Dug up this photo, haven't had time to look at the others much yet.

No. 367335

This is such bullshit. Her pictures do not legally qualify as CP, the pictures themselves don't indicate anything but opportunism on the part of mommy and daddy Ostrenga, and keeks is strongly against putting any sort of substance in her body (though some anons speculate that she could be medicated). She's obviously seriously mentally ill, but OP is so full of shit.

No. 367371

I like how the way she's dressed almost accurately parallels the state of her mental health.

No. 367372

Like Britney Spears circa 2007-8?

No. 367374

I think she has actually posted about smoking weed before quite openly, but I can't find caps.

No. 367375

Here's the casting call for Acheron, it's the (student) film she posted the prosthetic shots for:

No. 367377

Both Kaka and Dakota has been quiet for a while now.

I wonder what's going on.

No. 367386

>Pays: $50/day.


No. 367389

Usually mean they're doing some major work or getting a lot of work offers.

No. 367397

Honestly though, her brother has autism or some other low-functioning mental retardation/disability and things like that are usually genetic so it would make sense if she really was born with something off, and then it was further exacerbated by abuse.
Not to mention being raped by her boyfriend and shit.
She just needs to get off the internet and into therapy…

No. 367410

Despite not liking Kaka, I'm glad she's doing shit. Even if it sucks.
Maybe she's learning to keep her drama off the internet.

No. 367415

With all the rage on this 13 Reasons Why TV show I'm amazed she's not at full force right now

No. 367472


No. 367473

No. 367564

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No. 367567

>"much of that was legally CP"
>implying they're an "expert in sex offenders"
>armchair diagnosing Kiki with PTSD and autism
>"She may still be being abused"

No. 367605

File: 1491835727627.jpg (401.64 KB, 1130x2009, XhbJnsE.jpg)

This Maxine64 just freaked out in their Margaret Palermo thread too. (Sorry for my shitty cropping)
>has not personally evaluated either woman
>How dare all of you play armchair psychologist! I know for a fact that she suffers from… blah blah
>In my expert opinion, lolcow is full of psychopaths!

Anyone with half a brain knows something is neurologically off with Kirsten and she revealed that much by "joking" she was on disability. It doesn't mean there is also a main source of torment (I'm assuming she means Scott, though she calls them both abusers) within the Ostrenga household that fucked up all the women too. There is no direct evidence!

No. 367680

>female narcs rare

l e l surejan

No. 367753

do you remember literally anything about the context, and that it was her not dakota?

i could have sworn she was like Onision heavily and openly against "drugs" of any kind and despised weed.

No. 367767

These photos are legit terrifying,
this anon is spot on I wouldn't want to see her face at my window at night

No. 371635

Hasn't she made her lilouvos page yet to cater to her one fan that likes unwatchable Puppet Master sequels,find her acting adequate, and doesn't think she is a total cunt.

No. 371651

I went to check info on that movie and turns out she's on the bottom of the list now? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5257554/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast

No. 371658

Leads me to believe we were right, her parents paid for her role. She is trying to get people to beliebe she is a huge actress with her film role and 10 student "yahoo" film roles.

No. 371853


Behind Floozy #3 and Nazi Thugs #s 1 through 5

No. 371877

File: 1492513606110.jpg (690.39 KB, 1920x2560, IMG_5097.JPG)


Looks like she'll be in another one, playing a roommate that moves out and leaves a creepy mask that causes shit to happen. So much for her being such an actress, she only gets small roles.

No. 371897


When you seem how normal and natural other actors pictures look, and then how extra Kaka's looks.


Her picture choice literally looks like a tester shot for wedding hairstyles for kids ( flower girl ).

No. 371899

Thats because other actors have professional headshots done for the sole purpose of looking natural and approachable. While Kiki uses her meitu montrosities that she took in her backyard while her parents were watching and coaching her. She will never be taken seriously with headshots like that.

No. 371930

This. Kiki and Dakota can't model or act because neither of them understands that modeling as acting aren't about being the most OTT pretty and popular snowflake in the building, it's about being versatile and being able to pull off any look or script you're wearing/reading.

No. 372025

She probably added herself to the cast. You can edit the pages.

No. 372187

She probably added those 2 shrinky dink student films to bolster her sad as fuck profile

No. 372283


if i was a casting director, i'd never call someone that called herself "lilou vos" and sent such a rigid, creepy headshot.

No. 372346

I swear she had a couple of standard-looking headshots too, just plain ones with "Lilou Vos" written at the bottom. Either I'm imagining things or she's removed them from her IMDB page.

No. 372369

She has a paid profile on IMDB too, ever since she paid for the IMDB credit on the puppet thing.

No. 372373

tbh the picture looks kinda fine although shooped and overexposed af.

but i would immediately look for videos of her to see what she really looks like and then … wtf even is that?
like every fucking second in that video is tremendously unflattering in any sense…. i cant get over it…..
also why does she look so freaking haggard and wrinkly..
ewwwwww to the fucking no

No. 372391

You're assuming casting directors have all day. If something like that came in the pile from an agency, it'd be in the trash.

No. 372657

File: 1492614594955.png (401.36 KB, 989x607, Untitled.png)

sorry to recycle old shit, but i was going through spergchan posts again and found this beautiful gem. fuck damn. that is hilarious. they must be so mortified by that little incident lol. not only did "it was found out to be someone from PULL making sock puppets as Cathy" NEVER fucking happen, but when you look at the writing on those tweets it couldn't possibly be anybody but Cathy

No. 372665

Seeing Cathy randomly @ing celebrities pretending to be friends with them and giving stupid anecdotes is still so cringy.

No. 372728

File: 1492622905378.gif (1.95 MB, 320x215, 7654334567.gif)

did she actually call jim carrey "jimbo" ?

>if they dont make the 20k after 49 days, they dont get anything. Thats just how Kickstarter works. They are taking a risk.

>she wanted you, the dalai lama, as her babysitter without knowing who you were
>give us money


No. 372729


it portrays a pretty girl, but it doesn't portray someone with a wide range of mimics who can play different people and act out different emotions. it's literally a myspace angle shot.

No. 372738

I wonder how people who call her react when they see her irl. That picture doesn't really look anything like her.

No. 372776

File: 1492628147562.gif (1.28 MB, 250x198, 1481207117736.gif)


No. 372778

PULL didn't even exist at that time did it? lol

No. 372791

yeah, these were posted on /cgl/

No. 372803


these are all too hilarious, I can't even pick a favourite

>> mikey, oops mike

No. 372813

nope, PULL forums didn't start until around a year later iirc.

i can't see the 69 tweets for some reason, but can still see who she followed. a bunch of rich people, including random billionaires like Oprah, the founder of ebay, the chairman of google, March Cuban, and even Obama

No. 372877

File: 1492639389655.png (736.86 KB, 597x586, Screen Shot 2017-04-19 at 6.00…)

so what game is this? Since Keekee is so busy she can't respond to her ~Fans~

No. 372888

heroes of incredible tales

No. 373064

She is using her time,energy and disability money on app games now.

No. 373101

Yep, PULL wasn't around yet. This "please give money to go to Japan" was CGL era bullshit. Disgrace of a family.

I still can't get over how Cathy and Kaka are so daft. Also how does one suck so hard at pretending to be anon? Their vocab is so limited.

No. 373128

it wasn't to go to Japan. the kickstarter was for Kiki and Dakota to both go to LA and become musicians. The $20k was going to go towards shit like hotel and transport expenses, along with various stuff like "dance lights" and a macbook pro for the sole purpose of DJing, despite the fact that they both already had macs.

even if they got it, nothing was gaurenteed to come out of it. it was literally "let's go to LA and hope we get famous in 5 days by our sheer indigo ultra gifted creative talents".

No. 373276

I like how multiple people asked her on Instagram, but she can't even tell people the game she's playing as to be ~special~

No. 373339

She's probably the mask with that crone face of hers.

No. 373373

Oh right LA, I mixed it up with Japan for some reason because I remember Kota going to Japan shortly afterwards.

No. 373399

yeah, isn't that ironic? the kickstarter took place in February and by April Dakota got a modeling contract and moved to Japan, leaving Kiki in the dust.

No. 373438

It was quite delicious, because at the time Kota's videos were gaining a lot of traction but the kickstarter had Kaka in the spotlight and doing most of the talking.

No. 373513

File: 1492736100731.jpg (76.93 KB, 592x541, kek.jpg)

Aren't these 2 in their mid 20s? They talk like they have serious mental retardation.

No. 373533

that's what was a bit weird about it. Dakota didn't promote the kickstarter anywhere, despite being at the very peak of her viral time. while she let her mother make a joke out of herself begging for money on twitter when they all got desperate.

21 is not mid-20's, anon.

No. 373535

Math is pretty hard and kaka is 24 so yeah that WOULD be mid 20's

No. 373740

>thinking either of them are 21

k e k

No. 373823

I thought Dakota was born in 1995? That would make her 21, if she hasn't had her birthday yet.

No. 373876

Not this fucking shit again.

No one can agree on this shit so just don't bring it up. It brings mental people out of the woodwork.

probably gonna regret this, but yes. third anon, that's what her passport says. There's never been any verifiable evidence for Kiki, but unless Dakota can get a fake passport that's probably her real age.

No. 373964

>unless Dakota can get a fake passport

Believable, considering her fame hungry parents and their willingness to sell their daughters since they hit puberty. Tbh all the "pedopile lesbian haters" shit Kiki and Kota spewed seemed oddly fitting for themselves. Kota was obsessed with lesbians, Kiki is Sperg-chan which makes her the biggest hater, and their parents dressing them both like prostitots and teaching them to flail and foam at the mouth for attention is creepy as fuck. That entire family is fucked, buying a fake passport wouldn't be beneath them if copyright claiming shit they don't even own isnt. Plus Scott seems capable enough with IT stuff to avoid being caught doing sneaky online shit.

/tinfoil hat. That family has always creeped me out.

No. 374808


Yeah exactly. I completely noticed how she didn't answer any comments, nor does she ever unless it's to answer some sort of praise or whatever.

I actually came here because I assumed someone would point the game out. I need something new to play >:].
Can't count on her to tell anyone. Also she and dakotas poor use of slang is bizarre and feels forced.

But let's be real. She has over 9,000 followers and consistently only gets 100-300 likes. WHAT fans?
I have a few friends in very minor girl bands or dabble in art and design that have maybe 1,000-2,000 followers and get 300-500 likes on their interesting content. Kiki just isn't interesting, her acting career is unrealistic and boring. Tbh I feel like lolwcow and PULL are the only people that pay any attention to her now.

No. 375171

She bought those followers.

No. 375181

Yeah, the Ostrengas are mental. But if you are caught attempting to leave/enter a country with a fake passport, not only will you be turned away, you will be banned for life and imprisoned when you are sent home.

Passports these days are extremely sophisticated. They have contactless chips inside and crazy holograms. It just seems like no one who thinks this is possible has ever gone through passport control. In the EU it's technically not even necessary but it's still one of the most arduous processes to go through. They are really fucking thorough.

Most fake passports claim the person is from a completely different (economically poor, third world, no sophisticated ID systems in place) country, and the have all the documentation (birth certificate etc) to back it up. You do not get a fake passport with your real name on it from your real country of birth. It just doesn't fucking happen.

No. 375301


Or her passport is real and they paid to have her DOB changed on her birth certificate. Which is completely legal. You can only do it once and it's a fuckload of paperwork, but it's possible.

My original birth certificate was hand written and entered into a computer at some point with the wrong number day, I was born on the 12th but my DOB was listed as the 17th. Granted, that's much different than changing your birth year, but given how shitty the system is, I doubt nobody would argue with the actual mother of the girl in question. If Cathy took Dakota to the courthouse and told them her DOB needed to be changed so she could get a passport, she could have told them Dakota was 16 when she was 18. She was short and skinny enough and did her makeup to look younger then, plus considering Cathy was willing to let a 19 year old fuck her tween daughter in her own house and was also willing to set him up to get caught with drugs, it wouldn't be hard to imagine her doing.

>inb4 tinfoil

No. 375317

File: 1493064164686.png (552.19 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2017-04-24-15-01-27…)

One of the few times I can back Onion

No. 375322

*grasping at those 2006
glory days*

No. 375325

File: 1493064668732.png (250.37 KB, 540x604, Screenshot_2017-04-24-17-14-58…)


No. 375326

Must suck to peak in your teens and never really amount to anything else.

No. 375329

woah. i made that 21 year old comment days ago, and retards are still at it. like i suspected. every single time this is brought up, it's shut down, because there's zero evidence that she's older than that. the one and only thing that sparked this in the first place was that police report that, amazingly, also serves as proof that she was 15 in 2010.

like before. even if Dakota got arrested and someone dug up her mugshot, people here would still say she bribed the police to change her DOB.

No. 375331

File: 1493065120268.jpg (1004.66 KB, 1055x1051, vixen20cryin2.jpg)

And the stupid twat wasn't even the first to do coon striping see pictured 80's band

No. 375338

Weren't hers shooped on or edited anyway? All the fucking things you've tried to do Kaka and people still only remember you for your fake stripe dyed hair.

I hope this triggers him into not stopping. Please let Kaka be the new Eugenia to him. I want a war

No. 375339

Or she got a fake for the video and uses her genuine passport for actual travel?

No. 375363

File: 1493069629300.gif (630.4 KB, 340x256, true.gif)

>people here would still say she bribed the police to change her DOB.

No. 375399

I don't really follow Onision, when did he use her pics?

No. 375414

A lot of people say so. I wonder if she'd go back at it nowadays? Like jus to bleach some stripes into your mousy brown hair

In a get to know me video she said she "didn't even know what scene was back then" so yeah I guess she was emulating Scott and Cathy's favorté 80s bands

No. 375612

It's idiotic that so few people think this. It's obviously this is what happened.

No. 375672

Didn't know everyone neeeded your permission to discuss certain subjects, your highness! Apooogies!

>no proof

There used to be tons of public documents about the ostrengas that listed Kiki and Dakota that said they were 3 years apart. NOT the police report about the toaster incident that says Dakota's eyes are brown. But aside from that, just consider how there are no longer any documents or screencaps about her driving, going to school or anything. The ostrengas intentionally scrubbed every trace of her from the American public records system when she went to Japan, and they would r do that unless they were hiding shit. Her Sawgrass middle school class page? Her tweets about driving? Kiki's Formspring questions she answered about Dakota's age that said they were 3 years and 1 day apart? All of that. Just because the new Kota stans aren't old enough to remember it doesn't mean they didn't exist.

>inb4 she's not lying now because she was lying the entire time before Japan

Ok. But the only way this is gonna ever be put to rest is if one of you runs a background check in Dakota in her state d birth, Illinois. It's about $25.

Fun fact: Illinois is one of the states that doesn't have public birth certificates, unlike Florida. The only way to see someone BC in Illinois is to pay for a background check or a copy of it. Not that it matters, since you can have your BC changed or reissued if you want.


No. 375683


>makes new name and persona to distance self from destructive past of drama and lies

>drags up scene shit from 2006 so people can find out she's ~THE Kiki Kannibal~

Oh Kirsten, you retard. Never change.

No. 375697

Oh my god, just shut up please. Nobody gives a shit.

No. 375711


>whines about how people won't stop talking about her age

>"nobody cares!!!!111111"
>keeps replying to age arguments


No. 375733

At least sage this shit, c'mon.

No. 375750

Why? It's relevant to the thread.

No. 375782

Your bitter re-hashed arguments are not relevant to the thread if they're not actually adding any new content. 'Kek' is not a contribution.

No. 375850

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Wouldn't put it past the Ostrenga's to let under aged Dakota drive the car. I think they are also to lazy to actually go thru legal documents and the government just to change Dakota's age … And you can change the day, but not the year. You would need extreme amounts of proof that that its wrong and not just " mom says so".

I believe Dakota is the age displayed on her social media. Its one thing to scrub old lies like her claims of college or driving off of social media, but to illegally change your birth year ? why ? Police reports aren't really trustable either as they claimed her eyes were brown in one.

There really isn't any viable proof Dakota is older then she claims.

No. 375923

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No. 377762

Wow what a funny maymay

No. 379117

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New vid of her staring at herself. She really is the most boring person.

No. 379119

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She's going on and on about her favorite topic in the comments.

No. 379152

>plenty of time to write out all this bs
>never told anyone what the game was in the last post

No. 379167

>pretends to have a regular video
>reflectors and lighting like crazy

No. 379236

lmao, right? lightning fast and a full paragraph reply if there's an opening to talk about her victim complex. but when someone asks where something is from she pretends she doesn't read the comments.

No. 379254

She's so full of shit. She did all of those things to Taylor, and blocks anyone because she's a paranoid bitch.

No. 379323

If she tells people what the name of her super special game is, the haterz will win

No. 379358


She once blocked me because I told a commenter on instagram where her shoes were from.

No. 379460

Ahh, it's great to see Kiki hard at work engineering her next big downfall by being a lying, paranoid twat.

No. 379475

It really is though. Kiki consistently fucks things up for herself and then blames everyone else - she never learns. Muh haturzzz sabotaged me!!

I've seen so many people complain on Twitter and Instagram about Kiki blocking them for no reason, most of them seemingly genuine, normal people, some of them were kinda upset. But I guess Kiki knows best! She figured out some secret codes that prove these people are all lying, harassing haters!

The fact she thinks checking the timeline and following lists of every single person who has commented on her posts for the last decade is normal and even productive shows what a paranoid, self-absorbed mess she is.

And now she's desperately trying to get into Hollywood which is largely ruled by public image and opinion? Fucking kek.

No. 379538

Is that one of her cats from FL? Honestly between her and Dakota stalking ever cat within 15 feet of them is hard to keep track.

Anyway, I'm wondering if during Kiki's Sperg-chan episode the Ostrengas took out more loans and moved out west as a last ditch attempt to push Kiki into the limelight in LA as an actress before she turns 30. Kyler is supposedly useless despite going to college with Kiki and Kota, and Dakota fucked off to Japan and doesn't give a shit about them anymore probably.

No. 379549

>I've seen so many people complain on Twitter and Instagram about Kiki blocking them for no reason, most of them seemingly genuine, normal people
I have seen them too, this was my first thought when I read the instagram exchange. I remember on tumblr once reading about a girl who Dakota blocked on myspace because her middle name was Rose and Dakota thought she was copying her. Ofc she blocks random innocent people because she's paranoid. their archive stash of screenshots shows them going through random people's tumblr and twitter accounts. One of them I think was because the person mentioned liking the show "pretty little liars" lol

No. 379554

I somehow was blocked even though I never interacted with her at any point on Twitter. It doesn't seem I'm blocked now though. I don't follow any cows so maybe it was a mistake.

No. 379556

And they wonder why they still have threads here. You know they still do this shit. Kaka will never be able to keep her sperging in control.

No. 379572

the fucking fangs

No. 379584

Stop to think about it for a second

She opened her phone camera for the sole purpose to wank off to her image. The cat was just a quirky, accidental prop.

No. 379601

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> remembered wrong

Sure thing, never disagree with the severely mentally ill

No. 379603

"I apologize for not immediately accepting your alternative facts / denying my own reality, kiki-san!"

Jesus christ. She's so very ill equipped for a career based on intense criticism.

No. 379608


Her next big break and the inevitable mental breakdown that follows will be delicious.

No. 379626

>anyone connected with [abusive] people
It's late and I'm drunk so I can't work out how to phrase this but wouldn't this create an infinite network of "haters"?

As in, Person A makes an innocuous comment on Kiki's post BUT they happen to be following, say, Onision so the Ostrengas block them. One day Person B makes a totally normal comment but they're following Person A who is obviously an evil hater, so they get blocked. Eight years later Person C sends a compliment to Kiki but oh no they're following Person B so they must be malicious! And so on forever.

I wonder if the Ostrengas keep a list of haters and the 'connections' between them so they can block them from all their (public!) accounts, it's probably printed out screenshots that Cathy has scribbled all over and then scanned back into the computer like that failed lolsuit.

No. 379676


I miss milky Koots and Kaka.

It must internally burn them to hold in such rage all the time, rather then just sperg continuously on social media.

No. 379777

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No. 379851

that's precisely what happens and why so many people get blocked/accused of being part of the haters without doing anything

No. 379860

That's why Kiki thought she could sue the entire internet as "Jane Doe", because she's convinced that it's one, single person with a vendetta against her making hundreds of thousands of profiles jut to slander her and befriend her true fans to convert them.

It's her only defense against people mentioning what a shitpile she is, since she won't even half ass an apology like Dakota did. She's convinced she was never anything but an innocent victim at the hands of hateful lesbians who wanted p bring her down and still do. She's mentally 12 ears oldz

No. 379879

Kiki probably thinks she's like a main character and her enemy is a single person who's recuiting minions to get her.

She doesn't realize she's such a minor cow compared to others and nobody care about her more than 5min in a month. It's people coming and leaving, and once in a while someone who was around her scene day and check up on her for the nostalgia kick.

I bet she doesn't comprehend that there's other people who are legit internet bullied, all she passionately talks about is her her and her. She legit sounds like a true paranoid and it's getting worse with time.

Kiki's such a funny cow in the sense that she's desperately trying to be loved and famous by all means necessary (which is sad, because she doesn't care about art or a craft in particular, just being famous) but has paper-thin skin, paranoid delusions and a crazy temper.

I'm gonna bet she's either going to end up in an institution sending herself hate messages and raging on taylor or manage to marry a poor sap to get a roof above her head and vicariously live through her future daughter.

No. 379895

It's honestly painful to watch any of her vids due to how simultaneously narcissistic and autistically socially awkward she is.

No. 380213

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just gonna leave this here.

more proof kiki was spergchan, the use of "[CONT.]" to show she's continuing a sentence. i thought i remembered her using some form of that on her twitter, so i wrote down the exact way spergchan put it, square bracket, cont, period, square bracket. i snorted when i saw kiki writes it identically

No. 380275

It's great watching the mental gymnastics Kiki puts herself through just to convince herself she's not a crazy, paranoid liar. Yes, some people post latergram pics of their vacation, but Kiki posted pics of China which she has never been to and pretended it was Japan when everyone else realized it. Oh Kiki, never change.

No. 380533

I'll laugh my ass off if they cut her parts out of the Puppet movie in post production.

No. 380570

That would be funny but I think it'd be even funnier if they keep her in. The reason why is because I think the fact that she will have absolutely no control whatsoever over it will drive her insane. I don't think she's going to be able to get negative criticism about her performance taken down like she's done in the past. It's only going to get much worse for her when she inevitably gives up on this and wants to pretend the whole thing never happened.

No. 380600

Terrible at lying, terrible at covering up.

No. 380607

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No. 380613

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Is she back at home? This looks a lot like her room back in Florida. It would make sense if it was since she has been pretty quiet lately.

No. 380620

Ew her forehead is worse than nigris

No. 380622

How do I set up lighting so my skin looks this soft? Or is it just a lot of photoshop?
Sage OT

No. 380623

It's a camera setting on all andriod phones (kiki seems like and apple fag tho). You can also use line camera or meitu apps which will edit your skin and makeup.

No. 380659

It's great how whenever there's a lull in whatever new venture she's trying, she can't help but slip back into talking to lolcow through her social media, thinking she's being clever and tough. Get a day job Kiki, you're too crazy to sit around all day on the internet.

No. 380663

… is the caption in response to >>379117? If so, I grabbed a screenshot near the end of the video as I was watching it, the one time I watched it. I didn't sit there watching the clip repeatedly to grab the most unflattering image and post it just to laugh at you. We're not all sad, obsessive people like you Kiki.

If you're not actually confident in your ~~~~~quirky~~~~~ faces that make you soooo different from the other girls then don't post them. But I'm a hater so obviously I'm lying to sabotage you lol

No. 380669

All the white spots reflected on her eyes show how she's not just using regular light.

No. 380673

She probably pilfered Dakota's old ring light and soft box when she moved to Japan.

No. 380679

Aren't you so proud and confident, spergchan. :")

No. 380706

That caption. Great to know she's still lurking

No. 380708

it just looks like a basic eye brightening feature most photo edit apps have

No. 380715

I saw this post like 2 minutes after she posted it and at the end it said "howdy I know which frames you're going to screenshot, I'm not scuuuuuurrrrrrd" then she deleted that last part… ay, kaka…

No. 380724

Maybe, just maybe, she's finally learning how fucking stupid it is when cows post about how much they don't care about their haters.

(Instead she's going to lurk here and keep repeating to herself that she doesn't care.)

No. 380762

the way she goes back and forth between taunting haters and having emotional meltdowns over them.

then again. spergchan casually chatted like she was part of the group one moment, and then went apeshit berserk the next.

No. 380770

She's on disability, remember?

No. 380783



No. 380822


thanks but that's a shitty screenshot
take a better one please

No. 380825

Hi, Kiki!

Are you really this bored? Did you have to move back to FL?

No. 380827

uh, I was talking about the screenshot kaka took, not anon's screenshot

No. 380828

Boo. Sorry I got so excited, I was hoping we'd get an AMA if she was really bored.

No. 381028

I actually like Taylor but honestly her face looks like a wax mask here.

No. 381033

Are we not going to talk about how her forehead is fully like 40% of her face?

No. 381054

Oh my god she legit looks so fucking bad, it's amazing how years of starving yourself catch up to you she needs fillers or something fucking asap. Normally I'm so anti girl bashing and just lurk but damn if anyone deserved to age so badly it's her lmao

Don't think I've ever taken my vitamins so fast. Does anyone know if she's still claiming to use traditional Chinese medicine btw? She used to brag about using the medicinal mushrooms and I wanted to try them, but not if I turn into a hag on disability.

No. 381070


it's okay, anons. We finally know that kooters baldness and receeding hairline is inherited. Kiki got it too now. kek
god she looks horrible

No. 381102

Hey now, Sperg-chan insisted it was just Kaka's forehead shape and not a receding hairline. Sperg-chan was so unbothered by the haters that they even posted diagrams kek

No. 381134

she looks like a recovered heavy meth/cocaine user.

like that is her
>^_~ 4 months sober, guise!! I am so health. <3 ~ with lurve, moogle of mother earth <3

No. 381154

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Her current diet plus 10 to 20 years equal this

No. 381165

Take at least 3/4 of the hair out and it's pretty accurate

No. 381187

Keep sperging out on your new lilou vos accounts Kaka and eventually lead all your new people to the hate sites so they can learn how insane you are. How smart!

No. 381231

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This is one of the better photos of Keeks that I've seen recently, I'm surprised she didn't post it to her own Instagram.
She does look old somehow though.

No. 381276

she looks 35 years old oh my god. and her skin seems so cakey

No. 381294

She always does but it does look better than the other screenshots of her "behind the scenes"

No. 381308

BeautyPlus app

No. 381331

Is dat Advil cruelty-free doe?

No. 381338

Girl looks casket ready.

No. 381344

Her forehead and nose are ginormous.

No. 381394



Please go to the nearest PETA booth so we can downgrade the veganism level on your official veganTM card.

No. 381447

>inb4 "It's a empty bottle were I keep my chinese medicine guise~ ^o^ you know, I'm into recycling plastic bottles too"

No. 381527

heh. she once praised Dakota for refusing non-vegan jobs as model. I guess she's in no position to decline whatever she can get tho

No. 381531

lol that was perfect!
Tbh even q-tips are on that list, any reasonable human would overlook that (but… it's Kiki we are talking about ;)

No. 381532


Yet she ate bugs on camera when she went to that resort and took a bath with the 70-something creep. And she's eaten dairy and non-vegan shit before on tv, things that were prepared for her. I highly doubt she would refuse any modeling jobs for not being vegan if she's willing to eat dairy and bugs on TV.

>TL;DR: another bullshit lie from kaka

No. 381581

She looks good here because she looks like a normal person and not like whatever anime teen ethereal elven beauty she is usually trying to go for. Whoever is styling her knows how to work with her features. Also the light is hitting her in a way that hides her nose bridge, that helps.

No. 381760

she looks like alexa chung. which would've been a compliment in the mid 2000s but alexa is 33 and a heavy smoker kek

No. 381809

Yeah, now I'm starting to see why people say she looks old and has aged badly. She looks way too mature here. Also she hides and edits her nose so much that I'm always taken back by how large it is.

No. 381853

TBH I don't give a fuck about the Dakota age argument, but her and Kiki both look unreasonably rough in candids for their ages. Dakota straight up looks like fat 40 year old Drew Barrymore and Kiki looks like a wraith, it's hard to believe they're only in their early 20s.

No. 381874

Starvation and mental illness, fam. Veganism is cool but you have to get tons of extra b vitamins/amino acids/healthy fats to protect yourself. Kiki has never cared about health, just being skinny. Dakota is a reformed fat girl who likely just starved to get thinner as well.

Kiki has little body fat, and after she aged away her teenage face fat, she just looks as crazy bad as she acts. Her lack of face fat makes her nose look huge too.

It's actually very difficult to be vegan correctly, and especially not get "co-op body" where you're thin with no muscle, all pale and weird. For someone with so much time on her hands how difficult would it be to learn nutrition, especially being so self obsessed. She should really just save for fat transfer/nose job like girl you're 24.

No. 381879

I guess that would also explain Dakota's puffy face.

No. 381920

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Could you imagine what she would do if someone took a picture of her flat ass like this lol

No. 381952

I wish someone would tbh. It's annoying how she constantly complains about how others disrespect her boundaries but is perfectly fine with taking pictures of people and posting them without their consent.

I also wish this trend of being a "nerd" would just die already.

No. 381981

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She's always been a hypocrite. I can't find it now but remember when she posted the photo of a Japanese guy who stared at her? Allegedly.

No. 382017

I swear after the post that says "I know which frames you're going to screenshot" she posted a picture of her from behind wearing some blue pants which made her ass look fat. I'm not lying I just hate the fact that I didn't screenshot it cause she's deleted it now.

No. 382018

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When you thought she couldn't look worse

No. 382021

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The hair on top of her head is so fucking thin these days. I knew it was bad but still - holy shit.

(PS: I tried to get a flattering screenshot for you Kaka <33333333)

No. 382031

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just realized she doesn't seem to have this pattern in the hairline that most people have. it just goes in a straight circle from the top to her ear, that broadens her forehead even more.

No. 382037

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She kinda looks like the penguin from Gotham, same crazy look in the eyes and everything

No. 382065

>Mentions snow in recent posts
Hmmm, where in the world is Kiki Sandiego?

No. 382079

I remember that too, the gentleman probably was just looking at her general direction and kaka's twisted mind interpreted that as being eye raped

No. 382093

Unless she stole the free comicbook day pictures and it's entirely possible , she us still in L.A. http://www.scpr.org/news/2017/05/06/71573/thousands-line-up-for-free-comic-book-day/

No. 382104

maybe she did get an apartment there and moved to CA for good? i can see it being possible with her odd jobs + parents allowance paying for her living.

No. 382105

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No. 382110

She looks 40, my god.
I'm not even saying that as a jab, she actually looks 40.

No. 382115

Why the fuck are her lips so dry?

No. 382119

Her hair is so greasy.

No. 382121

Dehydration. She probably drinks a lot of fruit and tea but not actual h2o

No. 382122

Dude, how old are you? She does not look 40. I dislike Kiki as much as anyone else, but the over exaggerated nitpicking on this website sometimes rubs me the wrong fucking way.

She looks dehydrated, tired, and has thin hair. But she still looks like she's in her 20s. Late 20s, maybe. But she certainly doesn't look like she's approaching menopause.

I think Kiki would benefit from gaining a few pounds. Her face looks so severe at her low weight. I also suggest that she gets more rest, more hydration, and has a healthy balance of getting outside and doing outdoorsy shit. A multi-vitamin pill, and also a strong biotin supplement plus lots of water may help her thin hair. It's so long, she needs to treat it better. I imagine she's probably not getting the nutrition she needs from her ~vegan goddess mother earth uwu~ diet, either. That's probably contributing to why she looks so run down.

Do you guys think she goes to therapy? I feel like it would really help her.

No. 382124

Shit, where's this from?

Her hair really is awful, not just because of the balding but how limp and dull it looks. But Kiki seems to be convinced that long hair = beautiful. It's like she can't apply any critical thinking to herself.

No. 382132

lol same. but you're gonna have to learn to ignore it. there's no point countering an insult towards kak in this thread, no matter how ridiculous or untrue the insult.

i agree on the pounds. she has sunken cheeks from being underweight, and that definitely makes anyone look older. youthful faces are full and healthy. She could do with some of Taylor's chipmunk cheeks.

No. 382133

Is koots helping shoop?

No. 382135

that picture doesn't look like it fell into her hands at all, so what do you mean?

No. 382136

She doesn't look 40, she looks like a tired and skinny 24 year old which is exactly what she is.

I have a massive forehead just like her and my hairline is like that too. Of course I try to hide it and make it work for me with side swept bangs, idk why Kaka keeps insisting on having her hair like that. Accentuating her large forehead doesn't help with her looks.

I don't think she is an ugly girl or that she's old af (that's BS). She just needs more water and nicer hair. That's pretty much it. Maybe she's trying to prove a point with this hair by showing how beautiful she is and that she doesn't need to follow our advice but yeah, she'd look 1000 times better.

No. 382138

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I said she looks like 40 year old Drew Barrymore, which she does. But she doesn't look 21, that's for sure. She looks like a fat, saggy mom of 2 trying to still be cool with teens.

>inb4 "handpicked candids to make her look worse than she really does"

These are all from her tv appearancesnor runway work, not edited by me or her. This is the real Dakota Rose.

No. 382147

>I said she looks like 40 year old Drew Barrymore

Bitch where

This thread isn't about Dakooter you bitter, nitpicking hag. Go back to /snow/.

No. 382148

I lost it at the The Flash picture. You. Just. Don't. Do. This. Kind of Shit. She's ultimately full of it.

Also is trying prove she's still in CA.

No. 382152

>bitch where

>Dakota straight up looks like fat 40 year old Drew Barrymore and Kiki looks like a wraith, it's hard to believe they're only in their early 20s.

You must have me confused with this anon:
>She looks 40, my god.
>I'm not even saying that as a jab, she actually looks 40.

No. 382154

You're in the wrong thread, tard

No. 382155

Yeah, I wonder why I had you confused when I was replying to this in my original post:


Take your hate boner for Kooter back to her thread.

No. 382238

I'd really like to know how she can afford to live in L.A. since she isn't really doing anything. I'm sure movie studios are just pounding down her door to make movies.

No. 382240

From her insta video it seems she's there with a guy. Surprise surprise

No. 382243

I don't know what guy could put up with her annoyingness to allow her to live with them.

No. 382247

I know all actors fudge their ages to a certain extent, but I love that she had her playing age listed as 15-25 on Backstage. Fucking kek.

Where'd you grab this from btw?

No. 382273

I wouldn't be surprised if they all packed up and moved to an LA suburb and she's still living at home. It would explain all the boxes in the background of her home selfies, and Florida's economy is taking a shit at the moment, Scott could easily get an IT job in California that pays well. I find that more believable than that any guy could or would put up with a giant screeching leech for very long.

No. 382280

Think you nailed the realistic answer.

No. 382281

This sounds realistic but I'd have to ask, who came first: Kiki's acting gigs or Scott getting a job in California. Like, Kiki's new career is a cause or consequence

No. 382286

honestly i would've thought that was a pic of her own ass if not for the caption


why does she use such light brown eyeliner? on pale people it just makes them look sickly. her being so gaunt and fading it so much makes her look like a corpse. the dry lips don't help either wtf.

No. 382288

According to his linkedin, he's still in the Orlando area with Juniper Networks. Seems to have been promoted there a couple times, and his shit about repping Kiki and Kota is gone from his public profile.


I think she's there on her own; she probably has a retail or restaurant gig. Might do something with Bobby Hanataka or whoever her BF dude is, but he seems to be one of those LA "actor slash model slash business entrepreneur slash restaurant consultant slash slash slash" who gets bit parts and works in a restaurant. If that's her crowd, then that's what she's likely up to as well.

No. 382298

lmao i should screenshot this for the /g/ thread on aging. they were talking about the Ostrenga threads being weirdly full of people like this. and this is by far the best recent example. It's not even Koot's thread and this anon is popping a vein over insisting she looks two decades older. And yes, you DID cherrypick her worst photos, "inb4" isn't going to stop anyone pointing that out.

No. 382300

agree with this. As much as people say it, I don't think mom and dad Kannibal have a poor income. imo it's a combination of them paying her rent and her maybe doing something on the side for the rest. they probably think they only need to do this until she takes off

No. 382317

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I don't know. I thought anon was pretty generous tbh. I mean at least they didn't include this picture.
sage for ot.

No. 382326

Does the mom have a job? From what it seems she, Koots and Keeks are on the internet all day "fighting the good fight" and making records of every anon ever.

No. 382338

She went to law school, didn't she? Maybe she worked in a related field at least for a time because I don't think they could live the way they do with just Scott's income and Grandma money, especially having to support Kiki.

No. 382372


I think both of the Ostrengas need a lot of nutrition because they're definitely lacking. You can see it in their faces, skin condition and body that they are very malnourished. I'm pretty sure that it was floating around for a while that they had ED's.

It's kinda sad that they were never given even social skills while they were younger and it shows with their spoiled and entitled, bat shit crazy attitudes. It's sad that they'll never be able to lead normal lives and it makes me somewhat feel bad.

but there is only but so much that they can victimize themselves for before they're the actual self-destructive ones.

No. 382383

Her hair looks like spaghetti

No. 382403

Nope. According to rollingstone
>Cathy was 18 when she met Scott; he was fronting a rock band with big dreams; she was putting herself through college, her sights set on law school. Instead, they married young, Cathy became a housewife, and Scott wound up in middle management.

Also according to the RS article, they claim that Scott had a very well paying job when they lived in Coral Springs. but due to being afraid of Danny's family, they decided to abruptly move out and he had to quit his job, their house didn't sell, and then the family sued them… a bunch of financial shit. But well, that all happened like 10 years ago, it's been plenty of time for Scott to have gotten back on track since then. which is why I don't think that they're as poor as some people here think.

>Her father had taken a substantial pay cut in order to quickly find a new job in the area. "I wasn't in a position to negotiate," says Scott. "We needed to get the hell out of there."

>The Coral Springs house never sold and is now in foreclosure. The Ostrengas have filed for bankruptcy — a chain of financial events they say never would have happened if they hadn't had to hastily abandon their home. Danny Cespedes' mother is suing them for causing her son's death, claiming that the Ostrengas exercised "undue influence" over Danny's mind, which led to his fatal leap. And after three years of living at Grandma's — where everyone is paranoid about leaving the house or letting outsiders get too close

No. 382418

Pretty sure they left the old house and moved in w/ grandma in order to not have any assets for Danny's family to win.

And yes, it was so long ago; long enough for any bankruptcy case to be over and for their foreclosure to have dropped off their credit history. They have his mom's house, and he's got an upper management level job at Juniper. As long as they aren't trying to finance the "careers" of two DJ / model / pop stars, they'll be ok giving a monthly allowance to their unemployed kid, but not funding Kiki for the life of a "star". Think like: they might subsidize her apartment, or her car /gas / phone, but probably not everything.

No. 382444

You're unusually angry about someone misquoting me and me replying to them. At least I saged my ot dakota posts you screeching sperg.

No. 382466

>You're unusually angry
most overused meme when you've got nothing to say.

>You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost in my glorious thread in an attempt to raise your self worth.

No. 382485

Yep, she says something about "baaaabe, a spider bit my butt" in that recent vid.

No. 382496


Don't hurt yourself on all that edge, fam.

No. 382500

File: 1494333463253.jpg (40.12 KB, 604x394, scott-ostrenga.jpg)

Scott could make some extra bucks by playing with his band again kek

No. 382527

ummm is that really him? if so where tf did you find this?

it's a copypasta.

No. 382529

File: 1494342151796.jpg (36.95 KB, 604x373, scott-ostrenga2.jpg)

Dino Manzella who was in this top band with Scott has a bunch of pics posted up on his FB.
My favorite is still >>56858 though

No. 382531

File: 1494342361073.jpg (45.51 KB, 378x512, scott-ostrenga5.jpg)

One more for posterity.

No. 382543

LOL can you imagine going a whole day with Kiki whining in your ear about
> I was bitten by a spider
> snow melted in my hair
With her screeching laughter

No. 382544

I didn't misquote you, faggot. I REPLIED TO A COMMENT THAT WASNT YOURS. Fuck off already

No. 382546

Dude she didn't reply to your post, go back and look. sage for stupidity

No. 382549

File: 1494346367227.jpg (49.07 KB, 450x675, c.jpg)

is that.. brown at the top, blond at the bottom? damn he and Cathy were really eccentric people for their time. no wonder their 14 year old daughter looked like this

No. 382633

she looks like a wobble head doll.
her face is nearly as big as her whole chest.

No. 382636

File: 1494365084571.png (759.04 KB, 922x589, Screen Shot 2017-05-09 at 22.2…)

I wonder if Kaka was just searching out her 500 vegan calories of the week and stumbled upon the #freecomicbookday and used it for the geek points.

No. 382699

I saw that too, and I agree there is no way in Hell she even knows who Mark Waid let alone anything comic books.

No. 382716

I think she just went because of her bf. She did a similar thing when she was with Taku and posted about going to Akihabara (it was cringey as fuck too since she was acting like it was somewhere no one has ever heard of before).

No. 382864

File: 1494427520801.jpg (145.34 KB, 750x1036, IMG_6371.JPG)

More narcissism, yawn. I wonder how many videos and photos of herself this girl has?

No. 382873

It's a shame she never does anything new with her makeup or hair anymore. Or leaves her room… It's like a 100 versions of the same picture.

No. 382898

I'd love to see what an average day for her consists of.

No. 382900

>Coming to lolcow
>Bitch about Taylor
>Taking selfies
>Thinking she's a gift to the Earth

No. 382929

She hasn't posted anything from ''work'' in a long time .. I get she quit already.

No. 382930

*I guess she quitted already

No. 382935

lol ffs man

No. 382936

She half asses everything that is "her passion". I'm surprised she dragged it out this long.

No. 382938

File: 1494442436439.jpg (231.89 KB, 1036x474, 2017-05-10 13.52.20.jpg)

The haterz, the haterz

No. 382956

Oh poor kaka, playing victim till the end of time

No. 382958

The language struggle is real. ;_;

>Wants to be an actress
>Can't handle criticism

Imagine her getting a bad review for a movie, and she calls out the journalist for being an internet bully kek

No. 382971

Lmao her underage photoshopped chest fucking wow gr8 job Cathy & Scott

No. 382986

>more narcissism
i don't care about the "hi kaka" to come, but this is some next level nitpicking. as if you didn't go on her Instagram expecting to find selfies?

No. 383020

Not the same anon but I go there to expect smthg new related to movies/going to places/doing some different makeup or ootd even instead of 60s vids of her from the same day




Maybe that's whats keeping her from coming back to youtube: there's absolutely nothing going on in her life while Taylor is out there living her (Kiki's) dream life, and she's majorly "scurrd" that we'll notice it /tinfoil hat

No. 383033

Literally all her latest pics were taken on the same damn day.

No. 383047

Doesn't that strike anyone as strange?
Old Kiki would have posted her obnoxious face every day without question, fresh with new styling and accessories. Part of being an actress is being an interesting public figure, especially on social media when you're starting out. It's an extremely over saturated market and she has to stand out.

Why post pictures from one day over the course of a week - what is she hiding other days? We make fun of her but it seems like this haggard look actually takes time and effort otherwise we'd see new content daily.

She's so out of touch

No. 383048

Lbr Taylor got where she is bc she has major surgery. Unfortunately that's just how things are now. If she's in LA she should just accept it and get her shit fixed already so she can work before she's too old.

If she thinks any actress, especially in la, hasn't had work done she's delusional.

No. 383067

Not really. She maybe got fillers (not major) and everyone agrees that they look like shit. She was modeling full time before that. I don't think that whatever she did had any effect on her "getting where she is"(which is what a mid-level youtuber who makes boring videos)?

No. 383091

That surgery made her look like shit! She was so much prettier before!

No. 383175

File: 1494525638711.png (12.95 KB, 264x105, Screen Shot 2017-05-12 at 2.57…)

sage for maybe ot, but how does socialblade determine their letter grades?
I have a lot less followers and yet I still have the same grade as her? Is it based on more than just followers?

No. 383185

Yes, it's gotta be based on more than just followers. I believe it's based on subs, views, and interaction (comments + possibly likes). Possibly even activity (frequency of uploads) and ads. But this is just what I assume they monitor in order to give these letter grades because Onision's is dropping due to demonetization, losing subs, and dramatic drops in view count.

Btw, this site isn't very accurate, it just gives a ballpark estimate of sorts…but judging from Kiki's inactivity, this might be very accurate for her.

No. 383303

>this haggard look actually takes time and effort

That's basically why. She must spend hours getting her makeup and the lighting just right.

No. 383915

imagine kiki hanging out with these guys LOL

No. 383937

Ugh I hate this guy, his friends, and his fucking nose.

No. 384129

I think his nose is cute :)

No. 384218

File: 1494798299869.png (Spoiler Image, 1.23 MB, 862x1075, Grandmakiki.png)

No. 384223


No. 384228


ew her greasy dead hair and dry lips make her look like some psychotic drug addict

No. 384232


>>uneven skin tone

>>spider leg, mascara caked lashes
>>cracked, dry lips
>>greasy, thin hair
>>uses latisse on her brows as well as her lashes, but does not shape, pluck, or use makeup to clean them up, so looks a hot mess

I just don't understand this "look" she's been pursuing for the past 3 years. It's not a good one; she could easily be more conventionally attractive if she made effort to do so; the look she's cultivating DOES take some effort (latisse, puts on makeup, clearly does something grease her hair up, etc), but it all adds up to the effect of at best being forgettable, and at worst being unkempt and unattractive.

She's chosen a "career" based in large parts on appearance, but makes efforts to have a shitty appearance. I just don't understand it.

No. 384238

She was always fixated on long hair. Back on Stickam when someone would mention her often ratty extensions she would rage for chunks of time.
Now that hair is actually growing from her scalp free from Cathy's peroxide torture she's probably blind to how it really looks.

No. 384241

She's delusional. She sees haute couture models being all natural and in her egotistical mindset she thinks she looks the same.

I think it's from having such thin hair and facing breakage during most of her teen years. Now she clasps at it and is fully convinced she actually looks good at her "most natural"

No. 384260

Christ, her matted flakey greasy porous hairy everything is awful.

At least we now know what's hidden under all the makeup and filters. She looks like those meth ppl on suicide watch or someth.

No. 384277


I almost feel bad for her, that's a rough 20 something.

No. 384282

wow, this looks BAD.

No. 384290


It's sad too because she could easily highlight it and it would still be healthy. It was only falling out before because she bleached all the hair like crazy. I think Keeks still has potential. Highlights and a shoulder length cut with face framing layers would do wonders.

No. 384291

That would accentuate her forehead tho.

No. 384293

which is easily fixed with bangs

No. 384298

>at least now we know what's hidden under all the makeup and filters
>says to a photo with a purposely bad filter.
conceal your insecurity a little better anon.

No. 384301

Hi Kaka.

Your projection aside, she has been posting photos with extreme filters since forever.

No. 384313

What's happening with the inner corner of her right eye? That weird red spot, I can't tell what it is.

No. 384319

Curious,where did this picture come from?

No. 384342

File: 1494825147232.jpg (200.61 KB, 862x1075, IMG_4812.JPG)

My sad attempts to give her hair more volume (which can be done if she tried) giving her more of a side bang/parting. Removed the mascara eyelashes in the inner corner of her eyes (makes her eyes look too close together whenever she does her makeup like this) as well as making her lips fuller (if she were to line her lips) also made her eyebrows a little thinner, rounded…. an attempt was made today folks, someone else give it a try

No. 384345

Anon, everyone has those……… are you a mutant? It's called caruncle.

No. 384346

File: 1494825650980.jpeg (16.55 KB, 200x200, 4EDC4890-655B-4B93-A2CE-4750F5…)

Would like to mention, She need to stop pulling her hair back like this. Like, I know people egged on Kiki during her Dakota phase, but I prefer if she went back to this hairstyle/look in pic related. I get she is trying to be all natural goddess/effortless beauty, but she is gimping herself by pulling her hair back like that.

No. 384374

File: 1494838970648.jpg (103.27 KB, 747x580, kaker.jpg)

i think they were talking about this weird indented pink spot. it looks like a mark that glasses that are too tight make but i think its poorly slathered on eyeshadow that gives the illusion of an indent or scar.

No. 384375

File: 1494839775804.jpg (1.14 MB, 1365x2047, kiki1.jpg)

Here we go, I did not touch her facial features. Gave her thicker hair/restyled it, plucked and filled in her eyebrows, enlarged her pupils for a softer look, moisturized her lips and skin.

Easy and realistic change for her.

No. 384382

ack, wtf is going on there?

No. 384392

it's just her eye socket. you can see it in other pics too, it's just emphasized by her makeup.

source: i have the same weird square eye sockets

No. 384404

File: 1494851608279.jpg (1.14 MB, 1365x2047, kiki1.jpg)

Revamped it more!

Kiki if you still browse, eat more fats and moisturise your skin with proper facial care. Get a good facial wash, toner and MOISTURISE like hell. Rather be greasy than dry, it prevents wrinkles and your lips would look better.
You also need milk products for real, go see a doctor if you don't believe, your hair looks dead and horrible. Pluck in your eyebrows for a sleek underline and a raise on the end. Also, stop bringing makeup so close to your inner eye, it emphasises your close set eyes. Raise up the outercorner with some eyeshadow to turn your eyes less slanted.
Contour the cheekbones, but keep the line above the nosetip, to bring in some softness and roundness to your cheekbones. also a bit of contour under your lips. Contour the sides of your chin and your forehead edges. Contour nose only in the middle, don't touch the tip. Highlighter on the inner cheek and on the dent on your nosetip, under eyebrows and chin to balance your forehead out.

>implying kiki would take constructive advice

No. 384418

If only Kiki made this into a reality

No. 384449


There are so many things wrong that are such easy fixes it triggers me.

Those thirsty af lips .. unkept brows .. dark circles ( or is that makeup ? ).. spider leg mascara and did she even bother applying foundation ?

Her lips look like a parched anus.

No. 384454

This had to have looked like a comb over in real life with how thin her hair is

No. 384455

And she has the audacity to come after other girls looks…smh

No. 384468

Is Kiki on meth again. I think so

No. 384540

Wow this girl should wash her hair daily and carry dry shampoo. Her hair is an oilslick :-/

No. 385159

File: 1495043852014.jpg (18.72 KB, 148x149, hoboi.jpg)

Oh my god I forgot about this. That's hilarious.
Brings me good memories from when PULL wasn't a thing and I would discuss dakota,felice,…with my tumblr friends

No. 385241

I know she's wearing makeup but is she not wearing foundation? wtf??

No. 385427

Nope, just eye makeup. Foundation and lip balm are for filthy normies and ugly fat lards who don't have perfect, acne free kira kira skin like Kiki~*~

Although it looks like she doesn't really moisturize or use any SPF either so of course she still looks bad

No. 385469

COUNTDOWN until kaka admits she was a huge Chris Cornell fan and misses him.

No. 385504

I didn't give a shit about scene when it was relevant so all I know from Kiki is what I've read on lolcow.

But I wanna watch the old kiki, the videos you guys sometimes mention and how she and Kota were horrible people.

Where can I find those? Help a farmer, please. Thanks!

No. 385505

Fuck, forgot to sage. My bad

No. 385512

PULL has them. i think you need to have an account to see them though. keep in mind the videos that do exist out there are just a drop of how bad she was. i've read some horror stories from people in the stickam days about how she used to bully and publicly humiliate people.

No. 386775

she really would look way better if she'd just do something. she did a video a few years back doing fake bangs and it really softened her up, but since we're "haters" i don't think she'll ever listen.

No. 386853

File: 1495403841548.jpg (260.04 KB, 960x1440, 217409.jpg)

jfc im so fucking triggered by her forehead.

No. 386864

No. 387073

File: 1495481251262.jpg (134.52 KB, 1080x1080, 18645231_1715404598760772_6225…)

Looks like Lilou shelled out for some actual professional headshots.

No. 387078

Where did she post it, IMDB?

And look at that, she doesn't look dead, and they got her crazy looking dial down to about a 6/10. Her forehead is still crying out for bangs, or at least a haircut the softens her face.

No. 387082

Where did you get this from?
I assumed you got it from her imdb but she still only has selfies from 2012-2015 on it.

Also did anyone see that ED is being sued from someone who copyright claimed their page on there? I got really excited thinking it was her but apparently it was a guy who did it.

No. 387083

It's her new profile pic on the voslilou Insta.
I don't know why she hasn't bothered updating all those embarrassing goofy selfies on her IMDb and other professional sites yet. She's always been pretty lazy like that though.

No. 387084

Wait a minute, she actually plucked her eyebrows and has moisturised her skin and used chapstick? She also has contour (albeit it hits too low, never drop your contour below your nose or you will look droopy), also she didnt bring in her makeup too much in this time and emphasized on the outsides of her eyes.

..D-Did kiki take our advice?

No. 387085

File: 1495482380936.jpg (69.83 KB, 600x600, 11821078_897353203690346_15946…)

An improvement for sure, but I still wish she'd do something with those damned eyebrows. I get the look she's going for but it truly doesn't suit her. Kiki isn't really a "natural beauty." She can't really do the whole fresh faced look since…her face, in reality, doesn't really look all that fresh (if that makes sense lol.) I think she's trying to aim for something in the vein of pic related, but what she needs to accept is that in order to look good, she needs to be done up a little.

No. 387086

I'm shocked she put it as a profile pic at all. I assumed she never put the professional head shots o her imdb because she doesn't look kawaii and youthful in them at all.

>I don't know why she hasn't bothered updating all those embarrassing goofy selfies on her IMDb and other professional sites yet.

She did update the profile picture, but just to an even older selfie from 2014, lol.

No. 387089

>>she actually plucked her eyebrows

If you enlarge the photo, she did NOT pluck them, but the photographer seems to have combed them out so they're not feral. Most headshot photogs carry makeup/ have some skill in the field, so the softened look appears to be their doing (combing her spider lashes and weird brows, adding contour and lip balm, etc.)

No. 387148

That's cute is she still pretending to be a Hollywood actress?

No. 387155

Dropped contour? Wat

No. 387170

She definitely choose a good photographer/ make-up artist for herself. But she still looks at least five years older than she is to me.

No. 387173



No. 387189

I think they are very pretty they just need a haircut.

No. 387208

idk… still doesn't look like anything special. Sorry kaka

No. 387214


She looks more and more brunette with every new photo posted.

I wish I could say she finally learned how to use moisturizer and makeup, but I'm pretty sure someone else did it and did some air brushing too. Her lashes look 1000% better when the don't appear to look like spider legs.

No. 387216

>when the forehead so huge it is almost cropped out

Looks like someone else did the makeup and tried to throw dry shampoo on her brown hair.

Ostranga parents must be going all out spending cash to make her something lately.

Cheek contour shouldn't go lower than your nose.

No. 387218

I agree about everything! Just doing her hair would improve her so much. Looks like she barely washed it and just lets it do its thing but that won't work for her because it just looks greasy and lifeless.

And this lol. The only reason she got this taken was to try to fit in and look like a legit actress.

No. 387313

File: 1495522599015.jpg (60.29 KB, 634x636, IMG_6941.JPG)

>Cheek contour shouldn't go lower than your nose.
What you talking about kek

No. 387317

File: 1495523552844.jpg (534.68 KB, 1080x1080, Untitled-1.jpg)

Kiki's contour starts at her nostril height and rounds off below her nose.

Kim's contour starts above ear and starts fading at nostrils.

No. 387324

wow her skin doesn't look grey here

No. 387362

lips still crusty, but at least she (or the photographer) concealed the dark circles and resigned from eyeliner everywhere panda makeup. And you can't really see her whole head so the hair grease is not visible. good. still this girl, for someone so hateful and agitated about other's looks has no self-awareness, it's hilarious.

No. 387447

Hers clearly goes all the way up though, I can clearly see the orange bronzer

No. 387550


Even with your fancy red diagram, what you're arguing still doesn't make any sense. This kind of PULL-tier nitpicking is insane.

No. 387556

Hi Kaka, grow some bangs.

No. 387565

>comment about Kiki at failing basic contouring 101

>a wild sperg-chan appears

No. 387585

Fucking this. It would make her look so much younger and really help her face shape/proportions. Having helplessly flat hair lends itself to bangs too, as it has/used to help Dakota. I don't know why she's legit SO AGAINST change when actresses constantly change their look to generate interest and versatility.

It blows my mind how she could have stayed in Florida, and jumpstarted her career with a simple nose job - if she wants to do the young/cute thing no matter what her prominent nose lends itself to a different look that she doesn't have the confidence to carry. She used to get away with it because she was such an unspeakable bitch and really subby people bowed down, but now that she's a ~fragile naked mole rat~ she needs to really work on curbing her edges.

What's annoying beyond all reason is that she's in fucking los angeles and has some of the best hair stylists/colorists at her fingertips. They could give her the most natural looking sun kissed perfect blonde and this airhead still won't fix her stringy mess? No one cares it's natural because her natural state is so below average.

I will never understand her priorities and hang ups. She's in such a harsh industry that she's already aged out of and has no talent to begin with. If she wasn't the most narcissistic cow I'd feel actually bad for her.

No. 387598

File: 1495583779703.jpg (85.88 KB, 401x500, kiki-kannibal-kikki-kannibal-3…)

She's always looked old though, i wish she would just stop and reassess her life.

No. 387622

TFW you're embarrassed about your obvious and poorly done contour.

No. 387628

I feel like she just has older features. Like I do find her pretty even though I don't like the makeup or hair most of the time. But she doesn't have any cute or soft features, and her hair line is quite high which makes her look older.

No. 387667


She looked so much better when she used to get her eyebrows done. He lash extensions look pretty good though I will give her that

No. 387719

File: 1495612195514.jpeg (20.15 KB, 443x332, 6F14D5BA-4B27-45C6-8CC8-F35EBC…)

If she just had acting talent she wouldn't need any surgery.

No. 387724

>she's legit SO AGAINST change
>It blows my mind
>an unspeakable bitch
>people bowed down
>annoying beyond all reason
>most natural looking sun kissed perfect blonde
>at her fingertips

LMAO bitch, chill.

No. 387729

>No one cares it's natural because her natural state is so below average

This is exactly how I feel about her and Kota. Neither of them suits nude/natural makeup, they both need hella styling and flattering clothes. It's amazing to me how two girls who claimed to always love fashion and modeling can be so shit at what they claim was their passion for so many years.

No. 387895

Damn, if that doesn't make sense then you should stay away from makeup.

She is accentuating her drooped and mature features. It's part of why she already looked old in pics like >>387598

No. 387920


DAAAAAAAMN (sage for shitpostin)

No. 387930


you forgot to sage

No. 387942

Any guesses as to why Kaka is being so quiet? Wasn't Daisy the last "movie" she was in?

No. 387953

How can you call that a movie is was just a YouTube video.

No. 387978

Sorry your feeling got hurt anon

No. 388062

Er yeah, hence anon's quotes marks, presumably

Everything else she's been in is a short student film, so maybe they're out there somewhere but I haven't found them yet. A lot of the kids I went to film school with wouldn't upload all their little class exercises to YouTube/Vimeo/etc because there was no point or they were embarrassed of them, and that's basically everything else Lilou has acted in by the looks of it. Besides the acclaimed series that is Puppetmaster.

The directors may have sent her the films, but I imagine she's ashamed of her ‘performances’. She'll claim that she can't upload anything 'because of the haters’ though. Keeks is absolutely the worst person to be an aspiring actress what with the total paranoia and narcissism, she's never going to get anywhere. The same as all her other 'careers'.

No. 388063

She's probably putting it all on her private account. I wouldn't be surprised if she has more secret non-haterrr friends and work-pals-only accounts out there.

No. 388067

Yep, exactly.
But nothing public because da haterzz, which is career suicide for an actress.

No. 388075

File: 1495659401797.png (80.56 KB, 640x1067, IMG_5874.PNG)


Serious question: how does she expect to get exposure as an actress when al her work is friends only? Is her plan just to add everyone famous and block everyone else?

No. 388087

File: 1495659971053.png (78.99 KB, 640x1079, IMG_5875.PNG)

Also found this: Dakota's Wikipedia username is KurodaSho. Maybe these are the accounts they use to tweet at each other?

No. 388096

Tbh I think the private account thing is just to try to find out who the "haters" are. Why else would she promote a personal account that is only supposed to be for friends?

No. 388115

I feel like Kiki should be on some pills of some sort for her paranoia, Cathy too…

No. 388213

I wasn't the original anon you were replying to. Kek it took 4 people pointing out your makeup fail to rustle your jimmies.

For that to work, she'd have to be doing some work. Right now all she's doing is random student garbage for free or having her parents pay for tiny roles in not-porn.

No. 388218

File: 1495675410481.png (301.98 KB, 1242x1765, IMG_7007.PNG)

Just do it kaka why do you need the approval of others so badly? Do it and give us moar milk

No. 388222

Thought that said "lmk farm" which would be more accurate.

And obviously Kiki tf else are you doing wasting time in California what seriously is her logic

No. 388251

She would look so much better if she went back to the bleach blonde hair with bangs and wore lots of makeup, kiki pls take our advice ur look is not working for you

No. 388272

If she comes back she'll realize she will never be as relevant as Taylor in more ways than one now.

>tune in weekly!!1 keekstv

She will probably "come back" after ages of teasing and trying to get hype or interest, and nobody will end up watching. Even Dakota's channel is dead.

No. 388309

Of course she is going to go back to doing YouTube video because she doesn't have an acting career like she is pretending to have

No. 388341

ok but imagine keeks trying to emulate popular youtubers and get her own "brand" by ripping off common tropes. imagine how embarrassing its going to be

hell yes i would watch

No. 388347

The first video she should make is a "my cringey past self" reaction vid.

No. 388366

Well, at least she's being honest about the fact she makes videos for attention, rather than because she's actually interested in making them.

No. 388402

File: 1495719372020.jpg (655.82 KB, 1338x954, Screen Shot 2017-05-25 at 9.31…)

If Kiki started to do "Story Time" videos she could probably grow to one of the youtubers with millions of subscribers, like Tana Montegue. Because she's had such a crazy life, she probably has entertaining stories about times where people have used her picture to catfish, or one of those "MY CREEPY STALKER STORY" videos.

but probably won't now, cause i suggested it :-(

No. 388405

This. Kiki has gone through weird ass shit, that could make like 40-50 videos easily. Considering scene life, sister going viral, her weird breakdown and now this LA life

No. 388410

1st video "Haterz ruined my Acting Career and quirky pole dancing"

No. 388412

I doubt she would talk about her sister, but think about the rest
"Psycho Camgirl Threatened To Kill Me"
"My Creepy Stalker Story: Stalked For 11 Years"
"Schizo Woman Thought She Was Me"
"My First Boyfriend Was A Pedophile"
"Haters Vandalized My House"
"Reading Mean Comments On Lolcow.farm"

No. 388427

>"Reading Mean Comments I Wrote On Lolcow.farm"

No. 388432

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She's been asking this same question before her breakdown. It's tiring af. Also, remember when she tried posting "every week"? It barely lasted a month

Either way…

No. 388438

What the fuck typa outfit…

No. 388453


Great now this freak will be coming back… probably to vlog and make out shes another Californian superstar with the life of riley when really it isnt.

I wonder if Koot will be going back to youtube too

No. 388480

>Great now this freak will be coming back…
why are you on this thread?

No. 388494


Is that a ruffled jumper skirt? It's so ugly omfg. All black =\= coord, Kiki. Smh

No. 388516

Still wondering how she affords this. Totally would not be surprised if she is a stripper. I mean them pole dancing skills (kinda disappointed she took that video down, it was funny)

No. 388535

She's not a stripper. I danced for several years, she wouldn't last a week. The girls that come in thinking they are gods gift and the hottest thing there always get destroyed in clubs. If she can barely handle online "bullying" I can't imagine her in the dressing room of a club.

No. 388537

Chill I was joking lol.

No. 388551

honestly, if she was more self-aware and less a narc sperg, she could put out some interesting content. it's too bad she tries to pretend her scene phase didn't exist, because if she was open about moving on from it, "confessions of an ex-scene queen", "moving on from the internet" or w/e could be kinda interesting. if she was open about how it fucked her up, she would get a lot of sympathy for it too.

No. 388569

>if she was open about how it fucked her up, she would get a lot of sympathy for it too.
this would work if it weren't Kiki. she doesn't seem capable of telling a sob story without it sounding like she just wants to talk about herself for pure validation. like her video talking about sexual assault under the guise of "helping people", yeah right.

she will get teary, tear up, paint herself as an innocent naive victim, and conveniently leave out any bullshit on her part.

No. 388630

Anon was referencing when she had a pole in her room and posted a video of herself doing simple moves on it.

She was kind of close to doing this before, I remember her video about her class and she got "harassed" of course or something?
I think she is just too lazy to keep up with anything at all and she can't handle any kind of haters, even though every youtuber is going to get them.

No. 388663

> The girls that come in thinking they are gods gift and the hottest thing there always get destroyed in clubs.
This made me smile so hard

I know right. It's amazing how she fucks up whether she wears white or black (though I guess black makes her seem less washed up)

No. 388724

>china town

what is that coord even supposed to be?

No. 388725

File: 1495756369386.gif (1017.34 KB, 447x248, get-kopi.gif)

>that fucking outfit

No. 388744

jfc even tuna dresses better.

No. 388748

eh honestly she could probably skim over a lot of her fuck ups, if not most, and STILL get a lot of sympathy if she just didn't want to play the *~empath fairy saving the world~* and acted calm and mature, focusing on telling a story rather than pulling out her quirks

people are suprisingly accepting when they sense honesty and vulnerability, and redemption is always trendy. any name change will always link back to her kiki kannibal days, and everything she touches will continue turning to shit until she washes her hands.

No. 388783

Female youtubers have to be really good looking and somewhat charismatic or positive at the least. Being interesting is only secondary.

Kiki is far too self centered enough to be watchable as it is. No way anyone would want to watch her beyond the mild curiosity of a train wreck.

No. 388876

Apparently she is still trying to pretend that she is an actress

No. 388885

Did she do a studio tour..

No. 388897

Just post the picture ffs

No. 388898

Her parents probably still support her, and her clothes honestly look like cheap fast fashion stuff you get on those Chinese fashion and makeup apps where everything is dirt cheap.

No. 388915

who's jared what I miss

No. 388923

File: 1495801495274.png (342.94 KB, 526x708, Screenshot_2017-05-26-09-30-11…)

like how she words things to make it look like it was a screening by Warner Bros or smthg

Damn these new videos are gonna be dope

No. 388926

She must think being vague = mysterious and intriguing, when in reality it's just sketchy and pointless. The only thing she's hiding is her lack of a career and the fact that she's doing the same thing she did in Japan in LA. Hell, we know she was hot to fuck any guy she thought could get her a visa, I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out she's sugaring and has an account on a sugar site.

You can't build fame on nothing but half-assed attempts at every trend, Chinese swearshop clothes and a bunch of psychotic spergouts. Right now she has no chance in LA because there's simply more stuff online that points to her being flaky and unstable than there is to suggest that she's creative, hard working and persistent. The only career she can focus on with any longevity seems to be looking at and talking about herself, which isn't what acting is about in the least.

No. 388927

>*Chinese sweatshop
>sugaring or* has an account on a sugar site

It's too early to proofread, sorry fam.

No. 388960

> She must think being vague = mysterious and intriguing, when in reality it's just sketchy and pointless.

Yeah remember how she wouldn't talk about what exactly she was doing in Japan, studies wise bc of haters? Same thing with LA now. She's gonna post this kind of vague shit about her films but never any real way people can actually watch her work.

No. 388973

How come in every video when she is actually out in public she acts like a spaztic retard?

No. 388991

I've always loved that tactic of hinting at something that's not true so that if anyone calls her out on it she can be like "oh well I never actually said I was in a Warner Bros movie it's not my fault you thought that".

Kiki never changes.

No. 389008

File: 1495820381230.png (602.56 KB, 600x598, Capture.PNG)

She should play Emilie Autumn in her shitty musical. She has the 5-head and the crazy

No. 389017

File: 1495821346140.png (86.84 KB, 887x381, Screen Shot 2017-05-26 at 18.5…)

Looking at some other actors' posts, I'd say it was likely this event.

No. 389023

Shit Kiki could never do- put her location on her public social media. That's why she'll never be truly famous. She wants to be a ghost or something.

No. 389026

Yeah, seems right. Was it the thing that was on YouTube or another graduate movie? I feel kind of bad for her by now.

Puppet Master: Axis Termination is coming out in August though, can't wait to see how much screen time she got/ if her acting really sucks as much as it has in the YouTube thing.

No. 389030

The director of Daisy appears to be at USC, so it's something else. Jared sorta looks like the guy in the Acheron posts she made, buuut they're also both fairly generic young white guys so I could be wrong.

No. 389031

>put her location on her public social media
>That's why she'll never be truly famous.
lmao wat?

No. 389032

I think they meant screenings and events where she would be as a public figure.

No. 389063

Is it just me, or is her head reeeaaally small for her body? Also that outfit is trash

No. 389070

She shrinks her head in Meitu.

No. 389081

File: 1495829257796.png (711 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2017-05-26-15-04-59…)

More look at me retardation

No. 389087

File: 1495830367152.png (435.59 KB, 753x666, Screen Shot 2017-05-26 at 4.15…)

I honestly think she's trying to dress like Taylor though……… the baseball cap & wide leg pants & overalls all seem like weird Taylor choices. She probably still watches all of Taylor's videos obsessively tbh lmao

No. 389098

kiki learn how to film in your phone without screwing up the audio you should know how to properly camwhore by now

It's classic Kiki!

No. 389099


Sage for shitposting

No. 389102

>Howdy, I know which frames you're going to screenshot

No. 389105

Both of their styles are ugly as fuck.

No. 389109

idrc about taylor but that outfit on the left is fucking adorable, it's weird and i love it

No. 389127

>Axis Termination is coming out in August though

Fucking finally

No. 389128

It's always weird to see a fellow EA fan outside of fandom pages. (Or former fan?)

Sage for OT

No. 389157

She was pushed down on the IMDB credits since it was one of the paid for roles. But if the commercial was any indication, Kaka will be in her final form.

No. 389231

If she just spilled all about her crazy life and got over herself, I really think she could be Youtube famous. I'm not a Kaka stan by any means, it would just be incredibly entertaining and people would love it. Also, it would give her a chance to talk about herself.

No. 389466

I agree, but she needs to learn to either edit her videos better or work on her camera presence. I find her extremely obnoxious. I'm not saying she should be scripted, dull and boring, but the whole I'm sO randuM thing plus her laughing constantly at her own stories is a bit cringey. The dating in Japan one was unbearable to watch. I'm surprised it hasn't appeared in a cringe compilation on YouTube. I think it's possible to have good material and still be a bit silly (eg- Jenna Marbles) but she comes across like she is trying too hard. I think she could potentially do well if she improved in those areas. Another thing that would help her YouTube career is if she grew a thicker skin and didn't respond so defensively to haters. (Or what she thinks is a hater) Either read the comments and move on/ignore or actually READ your suggestions and use them in your videos! She needs to stop blocking people 24/7 also.
In conclusion, she could be successful on YouTube, but she keeps acting like a dildo.

No. 389501

She's added the phrase 'I experience multiple lives on film' to her Instagram profile.
Everything about this girl makes me cringe.

No. 389507


True method actor

No. 389659

Dat delusion.

No. 389681

File: 1495924299592.png (46.15 KB, 540x304, Screenshot_2017-05-27-19-30-23…)

'Caps, just because. Look at that picture, though. The face of legit artistry.

(Didn't some actress said smthg remotely alike in the Oscars?)

No. 389687

>Netflix for lunatics

No. 390030

Well, she is known for experiencing several lives on social media. Everything from a Kawaii godess who speaks Japanese visiting China to an edgy dubstep musician being invited to do academic speeches in Japan.

No. 390040

File: 1495966146038.jpg (197.66 KB, 750x928, IMG_6395.JPG)

IMDb has been updated with two new headshots. Lilou is finally reaching the most basic level of professionalism.

Guess she realised how bad that other headshot in the red dress was though since she hasn't posted it anywhere.

No. 390069

Her pro headshots make her seem older tbh. If she was smart she'd remove all of her little selfies from there

No. 390085

These are some nice headshots. Just need to get rid of the videas Screencaps and insta selfies to pretend shes anything close to a pro

No. 390224

does anyone know if she responds to messages ever? Or is that a lost cause to attempt

No. 390273

It depends if she's on a sane day or not, therefore deciding you MUST be one of the haters from 2007 for some reason

No. 390377

File: 1496017348229.jpg (72.87 KB, 430x481, kiki.jpg)

I was browsing through the butt end of the catalog and saw some of kiki's old pics. They weren't all the best, but she looked 10x better compared to now.

Figured I'd link incase anyone was interested in seeing (or being reminded) just how hideous her 'all natty' shit is in contrast to her old look:

>>2974 [video]
>>11693 [even the shit lip liner is better than what she has going now]
>>18427 [yeah the black washes her out, but another example of how her face type needs bangs]

yes, she's younger in a lot of these, but holy fuck, if she did her make up again, eyebrows and hair look at the fucking difference it could make. Her forehead doesn't even seem massive with short side swept bangs.

How she can see this old pics and think she looks 'ok' now is beyond me. Even if she kept her natural color, if she teased/volumized her hair and got some bangs, she'd be miles ahead in looks.

Sage for not current/personal opinion, but I even thought she looked hot in this style. Don't worry, sperg-chan, not in a lesbian way; in a 'you sell that look with how good it looks on you' way.

No. 390447

She looks anemic.

No. 390464

File: 1496027070446.jpg (32.75 KB, 316x400, IMG_3811.JPG)

She should go back to this look

No. 390474

You dug up all those old posts why?? You got too much time on your hands anon lol

No. 390479

>I was browsing through the butt end of the catalog and saw some of kiki's old pics.

Aka I was already looking for something else, saw them, it takes 5 seconds to link the posts

I'd honestly forgotten she could look good before seeing these again

No. 390487

Seems she always had a big forehead just hid it better. Her shnoz is also smaller but that's probably because she was younger.

Although these are well taken headshots >>390040 it shows a lack of versatility and a very harsh look. She'd never be casted in an ingenue role.

No. 390510

I sympathize a little (well, as much as you could with kiki) since I have a similar face type (aka shape, cheekbones, huge forehead/bigger nose). Bangs are non optional for this kind of face.

Short of extensive surgery she can't change the mug she's born with, but chosing the least flattering styling for it is her own doing. Her look could be significantly improved, and her less flattering features downplayed. Instead she puts misguided effort into looking like a dehydrated, greasy, stringy haired middled aged woman… aka her current look. I always thought she was the more attractive sister, but both siblings have thrown their looks away.

Her diet needs drastic improvement (keto or paleo sans vegan and gallons of water would probably work miracles for her premature aging, while keeping her heathily thin).

I agree she doesn't have the natural versatility to do a range of roles. I don't think acting is her forte. I think it's one more desperate attempt at 'effortless' fame/attention because she's been deluded/deluding herself her whole life that is what she ~*deserves*~

No. 390550

File: 1496047527184.jpg (123.01 KB, 750x1095, IMG_6397.JPG)

There's a couple of (very similar) Knock Knock screenshots on her IMDb now, plus the most flattering shot from Daisy (when half her face is obscured by the bright light). Slowly getting rid of the selfies, though she's kept the dumb as fuck one with the galaxy projection where you can barely make out her features.

No. 390551

Dat lighting. Was this the one filmed in someone's apartment?

No. 390556

If you mean the one where Keeks smashed the bottle over the other girls' head, then no - that's a web series called Room 8. No apparent updates since they wrapped about 2 and a half months ago.

No. 390582

So it was never released?

No. 390586

Saw this, but two months post production even for a student film is nothing. Most decent films have 6-12month post-production times, sometimes even years. Smaller films have it worse since the team is probably two people doing it in their free time and money issues. I'd say it comes out in the end of this year or next year, they probably ran out of money for now.

No. 390731

>>Dakota's Wikipedia username is KurodaSho
Catching up on this thread now so only seeing this but how do you know this, anon?

No. 390874

Because every time someone adds Ostrenga to her Japanese Wikipedia page or changes her measurements/hair color to brown it's always changed back by that same username within hours.

No. 390925

Whenever shit like this gets posted on the site I always imagine them being raging lesbians opposed to men.

I mean maybe they are, I guess.

No. 390958

Sounds exactly like the kind of thing Cathy would be in charge of doing.

those are really nice headshots (the new ones. the last thumbnail there is edited like wax)

No. 390961

I wouldn't put it past Cathy to learn Japanese to defend Dakota, but given that all the edits happen at times during the afternoon in Tokyo, I'd bet it was Dakota herself before I'd bet it were Cathy.

No. 391149

File: 1496192214114.jpg (78.63 KB, 720x720, ZomboMeme 30052017193622.jpg)

When forehead isn't enough

No. 391171

It's def Koots herself. Nobody else can deal with rudimentary moon in the family but her.

No. 391180

>Because every time I someone adds Ostrenga to her Japanese Wikipedia page

Why would you do that?

>or changes her measurements and hair color

Damn anon… wtf really.

No. 391183

Not the same anon but Wikipedia pages are supposed to be accurate, so it's only fair they'll put her real name or real measurements

No. 391190

hilarious, anon

No. 391202

>Wikipedia pages are supposed to be accurate, so it's only fair they'll put her real name or real measurements

Her last name is still there so I doubt she has a problem with that anymore but I mean, c'mon, why whould you change her measurements if you don't even know them and her hair color to BROWN..? that's inaccurate too… (and pretty bitchy tbh)

No. 391273


Her hair is brown. Kristina's hair is lighter than hers and is listed on Bravo's page as brown.

It's been happening since she got her wiki page, and I don't even know how to edit a wiki page, also I don't speak Japanese.

Also hi Kiki

No. 391275

>and pretty bitchy tbh

Bitchy? Is blonde hair some special status symbol to you and someone saying Dakota and Kiki have brown hair now is an offense? You need a therapist. Nobody else cares that much about their imaginary blonde hair.

No. 391286

wtf is up with all the whiteknight sperging in both the Kaka and Kota threads lately

No. 391327

Kirsten's hair is a level 6 ash. So it's on the cusp of dark blonde/light brown. It's getting darker with age tho so by the time she's thirty I predict it'll be a level 5. Iirc Cathy is a level 4/5 but her hair is warm, and scotts hair is pretty dark I believe?? (I think I've only ever seen old photos of the parents) so I don't see kooter or kaka keeping their ~kawaii elf goddess hippie princess~ hair for very long.

Tbqh I can't wait for Kirsten to be dark haired because it doesn't suit her and she'll have to go back to frying her hair, which will probably bring on more melt downs.

No. 391336

Shh, hoping admin reveals all of these recent posts as spergchan kaka 2.0

No. 391337

For the money that was wasted on her extra role in the Puppet movie she could have gotten Rogaine treatments for her balding.

No. 391357

>Bitchy? Is blonde hair some special status symbol to you and someone saying Dakota and Kiki have brown hair now is an offense? You need a therapist.
not the anon you were responding to, but it's clear as fucking day you that you have a serious problem with that. try not to sound so defensive for trivial shit.

No. 391362

File: 1496238445210.jpg (49.26 KB, 177x307, c.jpg)

lol where did you get your beautician license anon? Kirsten is not blonde by any level. Dakota just very barely passes, but not her.

No. 391370

Kiki has brown hair. It's mousy and thin.

No. 391373

Sperg much

No. 391379

It's not Brown. Dakota's hair is blonde, it's a fact, I'm not discussing it with you.

No. 391380

>it's a fact
Yeah, that's why people are fighting over it. Right. Also: use your eyes.

No. 391381

If you aren't discussing it then shut the fuck up. You didn't sage,this isn't even kota's thread.

You chucklefucks should be banned for this retardation.

No. 391387

> saying someone has brown hair is bitchy

That's some real white supremacy all hail the Aryan race mentality you got there lol
Sage for shitposting

No. 391415

File: 1496250307979.jpg (325.37 KB, 1697x475, c.jpg)

how about we change the subject and nobody talk about hair color from here on, ok?

here's a nice new topic. Sometimes Kiki would randomly rage and go on sperg-sprees against everyone on the site, but then suddenly calmed down and just blended back into the gossip. Like here, she forgot to delete "YOU UNLOVABLE WORTHLESS FUGLY NEETS" from her name, so she had to delete her comment on how Taylor looks like a haggard, bee-stung sofa king and write it again. it was a whole 6 minutes before she noticed.

the hypocrisy of spergchan is what disturbs me the most. i would almost understand it if it was just that Kiki came on here to let out some of the rage and call us worthless neets. but the fact that she even enjoyed herself here saying things like
>stop derailing the thread
>go back to PULL
>i love you, anon
>lmao, you're an angel for seeing this anon
>lolcow is not for white-knighting
… like.

No. 391431

yeah, it's weird how much she participated in the "culture" of the forum… Bet she loves this place.

No. 391448

at least Charms had the balls to use her name when she posted here

No. 391466

File: 1496257335925.jpg (757.17 KB, 2327x1284, c.jpg)

i love finding these lol. look at the dates! I can't believe she was being so obvious

No. 391568

Omfg get out of here with that shit, anon CLEARLY said the act of changing her Wikipedia over something as petty as correcting her hair color was the bitchy act, not anything about the actual hair color mentioned.

It's a well known history that the Ostrenga family is and has very openly always been racist as shit. It clearly means everything to Kiki/her sister that they are seen as blue eyed BLONDE white girls, even though they clearly are not (you can argue Dakota is but literally no one cares but Ostrengas). That's why her hair color is brought up, because it's hilarious Kiki is obsessed with being seen in a way that she isn't. She will never dye her hair because it used to be naturally blonde and she's too delusional to recognize that she aged out of it, so she's trying to parade around being ~naturally blonde/aryan~ when she's not.

Other anon is right, Kiki is about a level 6 but we'll never know For Sure unless she puts her hair next to swatches so UNTIL THEN let's all just use our eyes here. She has light brown hair, shits funny because she won't admit it not because having light brown hair is lesser omg

No. 391576

That was… kinda what I meant there. That haVing "blonde hair" is somewhat superior (that's why the Aryan shit joke)

I worded it immensely wrong and did nothing to make my point as clear as you did (It's a Ostrenga thing blah blah blah). Eh, thanks I guess.

Sage for derailing

No. 391583

Thanks anon. I think it was clear that I was talking about the act of correcting Dakota's wikipedia page, since anons were talking about it. Also I never said a word about Kiki's hair color..

No. 391604

I don't get vibes of white supremacy from them tbh.

No. 391623

I do, low-key, mostly for the obsession their insistence on being blondes

No. 391630

They've always exuded it, they can't help but remind themselves and everyone that they're totes blonde. Remember the pictures of them as kids that Kota photoshopped? And said something like "white blonde hair" or w/e?

It's funny bc they were racist and ended up chasing yellow dick.

No. 391639

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i'm not in this convo, but Dakota did have "white blonde" hair as a kid. Her current hair color is also consistent with a toddler who would have been.

No. 391640

Liking/wanting blonde hair = white supremacy now? Lol kill me

No. 391643

Dakota said in an interview that she likes Japanese guys (and fashion in general) and Kiki has a history of dating othe races, that's why (at least in my case) I don't get those vibes..

Their current style is something like ~All Natural~ style imo.

those eyebrows though..

Yeah I saw that too, her hair was light blonde


No. 391645

lol right? it's funny that the anons pushing this call them racist for wanting blonde hair, but they don't realize that they're the only ones who think blonde hair = supreme white race status symbol. Especially the idiot who think posting baby pics with blonde hair is them "showing off".

^all of these.

No. 391646


I can't help but to giggle at the fact that she actually referred to herself as Kaka.

No. 391657

I'm not the anon you're talking to, but the racist stuff in relation to the ostrengas usually goes back to the weird stuff they said and did on stickam. Granted, that's ancient history now, but I guess the assumption is that they're racists based on that behavior.

No. 391669

Yeah.. I just said it was innacurate and that the act of changing her wikipedia page was bitchy then anon started with all that white supremacy stuff, but oh well.

They were young and very stupid, but I wouldn't judge them based on an ancient video (As if nobody here has ever said stupid and hurtful things..)

However based on more recent events, I can't say they are racist, it's clear to me that they like people from other places.

No. 391687

Ostrengas are triggered by being called brown haired and they are the only ones who would make a huge deal about it.

Just like the kaka and the forehead thing. Turns out she was the lone sperg defending the fivehead.

No. 391794

This. If it were only anons who gave a fuck about her hair color then there wouldn't be a 5:1 ratio of sperging about how they both ARE NATURAL BLONDE and we are all just jealous and racist and white supremacist for pointing out their brown as fuck ~*looking*~ hair.

Pro tip: nobody cares about swatches irl. If you asked anyone who doesn't know Kiki and isn't trying to flatter her to get a reply, they'll says she's got brown hair.

No. 391816

File: 1496322502759.jpg (114.38 KB, 750x639, IMG_6440.JPG)

Anyway… Lilou's added those headshots to Actors Access, plus an odd new credit.

No. 391827

>Lucky Lilou

I need to know more

No. 391836

I don't think we ever really figured out Lucky Lilou could be.
The others sound like attempts at talking up her Stickam/YouTube years as 'improv' in order to add more credits to her resume.

No. 391864

> . If it were only anons who gave a fuck about her hair color then there wouldn't be a 5:1 ratio of sperging about how they both ARE NATURAL BLONDE and we are all just jealous and racist and white supremacist

Agreed. There's some really weird anons lately here. White-Knights, I guess?

Either way, >>391816 it's hilarious how she posts "credit" to things she has done but no proof. Like, a video of her being a comedian, or any specificity like "stand-up comedian" or whatever. It probably is from her improv classes and she fools herself to think it's legit.

No. 391874

When did she work with Yoko Ono?

No. 391900

"work with" is overstating it. Aside from Sean Lennon's celebrity friends, they took fan submission webcam stuff to use in a music video and Keek's was one of many chosen.


No. 391921

wow, she got almost six seconds of accumulative air time, superb.

No. 391942

omg she's such a try hard it's hilarious (NOT in the good way)

Must've been around the same time she married this video (and the other one about fracking)

No. 391944

*married no, made


No. 392024

>George Strompolis

if that's a typo, then it's possibly work with Fullscreen? George Strompolos is the founder of it.

No. 392035

Yes, that's exactly what I meant by talking up her YT videos - her Actors Access and Backstage are riddled with, weirdly, different typos.
I seem to recall a while back an anon pointed out that one of the directors' names was a botched version of a Stickam employee. So all that ranting at disabled people, Asians, fat people, etc, was just improv! Amazing!

No. 392040

>I seem to recall a while back an anon pointed out that one of the directors' names was a botched version of a Stickam employee
that is so..idek what to call it. but i'm slowly getting less surprised at the bullshit they do. reminds of when Scott threatened a guy on youtube but put in fake details.

No. 392056

I don't see anything here about sexual identity?

No. 392067

Part of me wants to believe she's genuinely that amateurish
But the other side thinks she does it so she can put whatever name she wants and ain't no-one able to fact-check it

No. 392075

It would be spot on with the awful acting and everything.

Let be real though EA will play herself cause shes just so great.

No. 392094

There has been abnormal activity on here and on Dakota's thread for the past weeks.

No. 392096

What makes you say it's abnormal? Maybe there's been a little spike, but nothing too exciting..

No. 392101

If you don't know what's abnormal you haven't been here long enough.

No. 392103

Dear god, I just want to finish on her face.

No. 392105

not that anon but like people defending her pics saying theyre not photoshopped

No. 392108

Nice to see that you're still posting.

No. 392113

sage retard.

No. 392147

And all the extremely gracious compliments and otherwise asslicking posts about them both.

But again, unless the spergs break an actual rule…

No. 392170

I mean do you wanna know what school I went to? Or would you like to know what state/boards?

I wasn't judging based off that specific photo but her hair in the videos I had seen a while back lmao. Her hair is much darker now than it ever has been. To be fair I was half asleep when I first wrote that.

No. 392290

I skim-watched the first season of You Can Do Better and no Kaka. There's a new season this summer which is likely the one she's in, as the filming for S1 was probably before she arrived in LA.

It's an advice type show so the actors are generally only in one scene each to demonstrate the topic the hosts are explaining. The acting is pretty crappy and the humor is lame, so it's right up Kaka's alley.

No. 392315

What if they did film her and just edited her out?

No. 392330

She should have tried acting a long time go instead of attempting to be a dj, artist, pole dancer, and model in Japan. If she took more acting classes and got an agent she could have a better chance of getting bigger roles.

No. 392357

this could apply to literally all her other career attempts (dj/youtube, blog). Mysteriously everything is easier when you start off young and/or has an ounce of dedication to it.

(I think the pole dance wasn't even a career attempt just a 'look at me' bandwagon she jumped on - and in which she spent some money (installing a pole bar in a room in her house)).

No. 392367

She can't even act like a normal functioning human being therefore she sucks as an actress

No. 392398

she tried the dj thing in her teens, and did kinda put a lot of dedication. i mean she sold on iTunes, put herself on musician websites, changed her name to Kiki Mimiuex, made a Vevo account on youtube (lol), probably bought expensive music equipment..

the stealing music samples thing wasn't even that big. her iTunes reviews were ALL 1-star and people called her talentless, pretentious, and a wannabe. if she weren't such a dick i would feel bad, that must have been a big crash and burn

No. 392440

I think it's to hide the fact checking and automatic linking wherever this gets reposted. She's not smart enough to know that google suggests corrections though.

No. 392538

She is such a dumb ass waste of space like who is dumb enough to move To LA legit one of the most expensive places for fucking student films thst dont even pay I'm dying. Kaka word of advice- if you're worth even a tiny bit, these ppl will fly you out pay for your lodging and per diem but you're not so you have to pay for yourself!! Like… Its super easy to get casted on anything esp in LA what a fucking gullible moron

No. 392546

But that's just front-end stuff. Like if I wanted to be a writer and just started publishing my own novels made entirely out of paragraphs stolen from other people's books with a word changed here and there, bought a typewriter for that #writer #aesthetic and photoshopped a crappy cover for my stolen word-collage and then sold it as a romance ebook on Amazon. That's basically her with every single 'interest' of hers. She doesn't actually care about it, she just wants to be seen as a writer/acress/DJ by other people. Her interests are entirely superficial.

No. 392600

she did buy a shit ton of expensive music equipment like in the ones shown on her "dj-ing" videos (which lolcow has on banners… but seem to be gone from YT now, lol)

No. 392601

If we're being fair, sampling does exist in the djing/music industry and a lot of her music was that. Granted, most of her stuff went over the "limit" of sampling.

No. 392615

^^perfectly put. everything on the list of things she's done has some shady, lazy shit involved that opens up a new drama. that's why she's such a recurring cow. like Felice used to be

No. 393067

Uh, didn't she steal an entire song from a Russian DJ?

No. 393261

yeah you seem to forget she has no fucking talent that's why she had to move there because literally no one would cast her beyond convenience of being local and desperation - tf was the point of your rant

No. 393282

Exactly. She has absolutely no work ethic because she never had to, this is someone who only got any recognition at all strictly because she was so obnoxious and distributed her own cp basically. Did everyone forget this at the same time? She presented herself as the Paris Hilton of Myspace, it was that generation where it was about bragging about being famous for simply existing. You were whatever you wanted to be when you wrote it on your Myspace profile, that's what every "scene queen" was.

Kiki grew up with the money to copy groupies like Audrey Kitching, Hannah Beth, and Jeffree Star, had a photographer (her dad) and an unhealthy time to herself from being home schooled. Her home schooling plays a huge role in this too, she was never expected to advance with her peers, she was exclusively praised for everything she did by her psychotic mother. Kiki lived in an echo chamber of how great she was, that everything outside of her cult/family was wrong and crazy and she was permanently pure and beautiful.

This womanchild does not understand what work is and never will. It's just another photoshoot and we're the only ones that care.

No. 393287

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No. 393356


she stole more than one. in an old thread anons were finding most of the songs she claimed were hers belonged to other artists.

No. 393359

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>distributed her own cp
man this world is so fucked up

>we're the only ones that care

This is so true, I can't tell if it would be a good or a bad thing for any of the cows to get even an ounce of self-awareness and understand that their main audience is their haters, and produce content in light of that, like gain a level of irony.

Idk if that would just make the milk stale or not.

No. 393404

>distributed her own cp basically
that's not true. she sent nudes to a guy who leaked them.

or are you talking about her normal skimpy pictures? if that's the case then i agree. a 14 year old dressing like a hooker, sometimes literally in her underwear is going to attract "popularity"

No. 393406

She got naked on her Stickam at least once or twice. I only know this because someone posted screencaps on /cgl/. Didn't save it because CP, but yeah.

No. 393430

lmao no she didn't. i think i know the webcam photo you're talking about, and that was also a leak. if she got nude on stickam, that would have been legendary. we would have heard about it by now along with the other dramafests.

No. 393457

Yeah by now no-one can actually say whether she was the one to leak her nudes or not. A bunch of people say she sent herself on that "bulletin" MySpace thing/flashed her books at stickam to spite bf while others say it was all on the guys.

The half naked pics are all on the Ostrengas though.

Subject change: we are in June fellow farmers. So be prepared to either a YT comeback or a massive Kiki's backdown on her own promise bc of haters.

Place your bets!

No. 393467

What's the deal with June?

No. 393473

I think she announced her return to YouTube

No. 393480

She said she'd be making YT videos again https://www.instagram.com/p/BUf2pmlhBLb/
(We got a screenshot somewhere)

No. 393507

She set one of her topless leak pics as her default on MySpace, that's how her account was terminated the first time.

If anyone remembers vintage Kiki, do you recall when there was a picture of someone with a water bottle inserted inside them? No face in the picture but some dude claimed Keeks sent it to him.
Hilariously, Cathy took to Stickam with denials and specifics.


No. 393510

HAHAHHAHA "that's not my teenage daughters crotch, hundreds of people who are likely to hear me say this kind of embarrassing thing on the world wide web"

Imagine growing up with it. So much trauma.

No. 393540

Lol has anyone spent even a second looking at her followers on IG cause most of them look fake/bought

So if anyone's bored feel free to help report them…

No. 393541

>She set one of her topless leak pics as her default on MySpace, that's how her account was terminated the first time.
were you there to see it? because i've heard a million different versions about why she was banned from myspace, and this is the first time i hear this one.

No. 393565

OMG netflix made a sitcom abut the life of the Ostrengas https://www.netflix.com/title/80095900

No. 393622

is THiS bAIt

LOL still though couldn't be truer

No. 394063

So which Ostrenga is in charge of this insta

No. 394089

Just looking at the username, I already know it's Kaka. I remember her calling herself Kiki Lei for a brief period of time after she came back from her social media hiatus.

No. 394101

there's nothing special about that account? it's just another of the hundreds of "fan pages" made by one of the 12 year old wannabe living dolls of instagram.

No. 394173

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Tinfoil hat time but these accounts usually post only Dakota-related account and don't even know Kiki existed.


"#lilouvos #blueeyes #actress" just screams Kiki

No. 394174

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No. 394210

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Kota has definitely self-harmed and the majority of it was during her scene phase when she worshipped the ground Kiki walked on. I'm positive Kiki's the one who gave her the idea to do it. I do believe the scars are real and probably old. Layovers from her scene days, no doubt. Like other people in the thread said, scene kids used to cut themselves as a fashion statement.

No. 394214

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This is the best burn I've seen in a while.

No. 394216

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Yeah, but 21 hours for a few minutes of amateur quality footage sounds like a straight up lie. I doubt she even worked for 21 minutes.

No. 394219

>She's going to end up like those waiters waiting to make it big after being in a film once or twice.
Not even. Waiters at least work.

No. 394298

Her parents wouldn't even allow her to work a normal pleb job, they'd probably rather support her for the rest of her life so she doesn't get triggered by reality.

No. 394336

stop replying shit from 2 months ago

No. 394340

yeah I was surprised that this one included Kiki. but still. there have been fan pages of kiki on tumblr before..

honestly tho, i don't fucking know anymore. After seeing spergchan, kiki is obviously a lot crazier and brazen than i would have ever thought, so it shouldn't surprise me if she would stoop low enough to make fake fan pages of herself i guess.

No. 394406

not that anon but which ones have you heard? because that's the only one I know

No. 394481

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here's kiki's version of events if anyone is interested. spoiler alert she's always the victim.

No. 394524

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most likely she'll end up in a trashy reality show or in a porn. don't see any other option for her.

though it'd great to see a reality show about all these snowflakes gathered together and follow their daily lives

No. 394552

Late to the party, but you can clearly see the outline of her contact lenses here. I suspect she's using lenses for very subtle enlargement. This only matters because she swore up and down that she doesn't wear lenses.

No. 394567

as someone who wears lenses for years, i'm positive she's not wearing any in that photo as far as either color or enlargement.

1. because she made too many fake accounts to comment on her own photos and defend herself through them
2. because she was too controversial and myspace was tired of dealing with her and her mom's phone calls
3. she left on her own will because myspace was too negative

No. 394568

Same, there would be a specific reflection on the edge. Also lensed iris look very different than that. She's not wearing any.

No. 394585

>It wasn't my fault it was someone else's fault

It's amazing she still lives up to this motto

> Jeffrey is a jealous little bitch

Does she mean Jeffree Star? The guy with a make-up line of his own? And a very successful makeup artist career?

No. 394589

jesus fucking… like jesus fucking christ… like…. her talking …. like is totally …. like …. absolutely insufferable.

jesus cocksucking christ listening to her makes me wanna kill myself.

No. 394590

That sad, sad bun. Like a handful of silky pubes fished out of a shower drain.

No. 394601

Back then, believe it or not, Jeffree and Kiki moved in the same circles and were equally famous. That's how Jeffree Star got his start.


Article related, they at some point had a fight and she got snubbed by him.

No. 394611

there was a time when J* was really only known for being one of the Myspace Scene Queens.

No. 394619

Oh I know. I mean, look at him now. Doesn't seem like a jealous little bitch.


Drama back then was so much better. In return she smashed a Jeffree pinata during a concert with Blood On The Dance Floor (whose members are notorious for going after minors, which is just gross)

No. 394621

Does he even lift tho these are some seriously weak swings

No. 394630

oh, poor kiki, she met dahvie vanity

No. 394631

Can't tell if you're serious about him not seeming like a jealous little bitch or not but if you aren't, he still is. Among other things. He's still nothing but drama.

No. 394695

never heard any other story but there used to be censored screenshots. either way i'm glad those pictures went away.

does anyone remember the pedophile sticky drama? he thrived off of her underage pictures.

side note why the fuck would kiki move to la when all her old enemies live there???

No. 394705

>he thrived off of her underage pictures.
Sticky Drama/Chris Stone is a homosexual.

>why the fuck would kiki move to la

because she hates Florida, couldn't make it to Tokyo, and LA is the next big thing

No. 394708

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question: does anyone know what these were made of? because it literally looks like plastic with some Sally's nail art crystals glued on, and these were sold for $200?

No. 394712

I think they're talking about his off-shoot of SD Sticky Nudes that featured numerous underage nude photos before it went under. He's a predator too.

According to Kaka lucite and Swarovski crystals. so nothing that amounts to $200. You can buy bags of Swarovski crystals for cheap because it's just cut glass.

No. 394715

i remember a video on her channel years ago where she defended the price, i think. saying that you had to consider the labor

she also got in trouble for reselling kimmidoll keychains originally $8, for $45 on her site because she put swarovski crystals on them.

No. 394783


lmao yeah she said some bs like you have to have money to make money. they later filed for bankruptcy.

No. 394816

Tagging kirei and bijin conveniently beside Lilouvos cements it for me that kiki has been running this account.

No. 394834

No shit he's gay, he constantly posted her and her underage pictures for traffic. That doesn't make him less of a predator.

And my point is was why she would move to a place with all her old enemies that would ridicule the shit out of her. There are other cities she could go to that are more welcoming that she could use as a stepping stone before jumping in with people that are actually both beautiful and talented and STILL struggling. It's fucking naive and short sighted. Try developing some reading comprehension.

No. 394843

lol are you dumb? LA is the second most populous city in the US. it's not a small town in Wyoming. she's not going to run into people from a decade ago, and i doubt anybody that was her enemy will be interested in picking teenage beef with her again.

No. 394858

>Sticky Drama/Chris Stone is a homosexual.

This has nothing to do with kiki but just because someone is a homosexual does not mean they aren't also a predator.

There was a case a couple years back where some dude argued he couldn't have molested some girl because hes gay. Total bs.

No. 394886

Anon quit lying to yourself, you just want her to live somewhere else but NOT IN LA!!1 you sound like the anon who wants Dakota out of Japan so bad kek

Yeah… her "old enemies"… LOL

No. 394897

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Hey keeks, your so quirky

No. 394904

Still with that retarded eye makeup.

No. 394921

When I won her "giveaway" forever ago, she sent me two of her left over inventory things. They were the diamonds but small. Like cellphone charm small. Without any "Swarovski crystals" on them. They're incredibly flimsy as she mailed them in a letter envelope and one was broken by the time it got to me. It felt like a thick version of the plastic they use for orthodontic retainers.

No. 395013

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I read once, I think on ED, that she copied the designs for her "jewelry" from a company (I could be wrong but i believe they were called "Lovebites and bruises"?) that sent her some necklaces to model for in the early myspace days. Pic related was apparently her modeling them? if true this goes to show she's always got by with stealing ideas

No. 395014

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samefag, but I just googled the company and it looks like she also copied their logo lol

No. 395034

Kiki was the original server of Joanne the Scammer realness. She has truly always been a messy bitch who lives for drama.

No. 395051

tbf everyone were making these shitty clunky plastic messes of "jewelry" and they all the same shitty designs. Spooky shit or diamonds. Nothing was original that Kiki made, which is the story of her life.

No. 395053


Found this, Kiki is the first one and they spelled her name wrong and linked to her wrong IG.

Kind of fucking love that buzzfeed clearly does not care enough.

No. 395057

Audrey aged so badly. Jack Vanek is a babe now, though.

Sage for OT

No. 395059


I'd really like to know the real story behind this. I've always been curious. Her jewelry always seemed like a rip-off of Audrey and Zui's Trashylife cupcakes. Then along came the Lovebites scandal but all that's out there now are sparse relics of people defending Keeks saying that's not what happened. I remember she made a video about it claiming it was some girl in the UK trying to ruin her business but I saw that way after the drama had fizzled out.

No. 395060

i think the girl from UK was a separate scandal called Emo Jackies. Supposedly some girl fabricated fake screenshots of Kiki, you can read it here https://web.archive.org/web/20080406002528/http://emojackies2.buzznet.com:80/user/journal/947611/kiki-kannibal/

No. 395074

The emo Jackie stuff was related. She made a video talking about it. The girl's name was Frances or something similar.

No. 395319

Inb4 Kiki suing Buzzfeed

No. 395424

In fairness it was all cheap plastic shite and scene kids used to steal each other's ideas (and boyfriends) all the time. Remember that shitty plastic diamond everyone wore around their neck? I know she used to sell it too.

No. 395454


That's what this whole thing is about. She sold diamonds, bats, lips, owls and a heart design none of which are very unique but she claimed everyone was ripping her off. She started major drama over it all the time. She's always accusing people of copying her or stealing designs from her when she's the real thief.

No. 395458

>She's always accusing people of copying her or stealing designs from her when she's the real thief.
this. i used to believe she was really original and creative. it's so ironic to see that everything she did had some copying or stealing involved. i remember her lilkitten shop's background was a stolen drawing that she flipped and modified the colors to avoid being reverse searched. the artist was contacted and said they never gave her permission to use it. as someone who yaps so much about copyright, i thought it was ironic af

No. 395555

>farrah moah

holy shit! she was on this season of RPDR! i had no idea farrah was a myspace scene kid back in the day lol. she wasn't very interesting, got eliminated for being boring even if she was very feminine and pretty.

also i'm laughing at how many of those after photos are from professional shoots or events and keeks just looks like a shutin

No. 395713

I was around when the nude leak happened on Myspace. I think it was originally posted in a bulletin by her. I don't remember it ever being her default picture. There was a flood of comments on her page after that that were basically just "I'm so sorry this happened, but at least you have nice tits!". I didn't see anyone bullying her about it. Ancient legend says she leaked the photo herself. After she got b& from Myspace the rumor was the IP address of the bulletin post matched the IP address from her previous posts and that's why she wasn't just suspended. I wish I could find any screenshots from this era just for confirmation.

IIRC Lovebites and Bruises was a cheap Photobucket and Geocities.com hosted "fake" custom jewelry company website that supposedly supplied her jewelry before she was using the shrinky dinks method. It was claimed to be Danny Cespedes cousin Tom's company but idk. I think it was all a big hoax just to boost the sales of her jewelry tbh.

No. 395720

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A few threads ago >>323212 someone was trying to track down the photo of Kiki with period blood running down her leg from Twitter/Lockerz. I found it if anyone still cares to see it.

Sage for irrelevancy

No. 395721

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No. 395744

Then and now I'm 100% sure she leaked it herself. Basic attention seeking.

No. 395745

wow thanks. the last part is confirmation enough you're probably right. I read on an old yahoo answers thing days ago when i brought up love bites and bruises that it was a company owned by "her ex-boyfriend's cousin" and that they supplied her for a short time.

i honestly don't know why i keep getting surprised at how insane she is over and over. even after everything that's been exposed about her.. but jfc, she leaked her OWN underage nudes, and posted them on a bulletin herself? damn.

No. 395757

That's extremely sad, but wasn't her mother monitoring most of what she was up to online? I wonder if she was involved.

No. 395779

there's a video somewhere where her mom talks about her nudes on stickam. i only remember her saying that there are worse things out there than taking nudes, and that it's good that she's confident with her body, and that her husband is going to be a lucky guy.

No. 395794

omg ty! idk if i was the anon looking for it that you mentioned but i do know i have tried to track it down a few times throughout the year with no luck.

you are god.

No. 395799

I thought it was Dakota? And Kiki just took a picture of it and posted online for all the world to see, as the great sister she is

However Kiki also posted pictures of her used q-tips (I know, ew) on twitter around that time because she was really just that nasty.

We are in June 12nd already! I'm still betting on the "she's gonna take it back about making YT videos again". Can't wait for the end of the month when she won't be able to justify herself lol

No. 395800

no it was Kiki, i remember it.
I was just looking at how Taylor has shot straight up on youtube. Her latest video got nearly 100k in 8 hours, and a video from 3 days ago has 700k. when I saw it i wondered if this inspired Kiki to return to youtube for similar success?

not that it would happen.. Taylor is very likable, open, can laugh at herself, and has no skeletons in her closet.

No. 395812

Kiki is really starting to look her age now, haggard and nasty af. Her nose is starting to look more gnarly and angled (and seems to be heavily bent at the tip), her skin looks sweaty and gross like it has no blood supply (crystal meth anyone?) and coupled with that fivehead and nasty mousey Ralph Wiggum hair, she looks like one of those 40 year old, trailer trash, cat piss stained shut-ins on 'Hoarders'.

Whenever she's not in charge of her signature heavy editing, the effect is even more obvious. It will be hilarious to see what she looks like on camera in her upcoming 'roles'. 1080p button at the ready, bitch.

No. 395818

Something still seems off to me about Taylor, she seems incredibly fake? Idk, I don't like the way she pretends to be so nicey nicey. It gets on my tits.

It's obvious she's a shallow snotty vain brat, but she hides it behind all that 'live laugh love' virtue signalling so she comes across as harmless. Those videos where she's 'laughing' at herself come across so fake too.

I think she's an saccharine-sweet, irritating twat, but she's a lot better at being fake than Kiki was. Kiki is a mentally unhinged sociopath with no self awareness, who leaked a bunch of things that made her look awful. Taylor is far too self aware to ever do something so self defeating. And that's why she's still reeling in the jewtube bux.

No. 395820

..are you Kiki trying to make us look bad? or are you that overly angry anon from a few threads back with legit autism?

No. 395831

You need to hop off Taylor's dick, sweaty (:

No. 395835

at least have the courtesy to sage your shitposts

No. 395836


I always kek when people fuck this one up, especially when they're trying to be condescending

reminds me of icky Vicky

No. 395841

Please take the Taylor discussion to her containment thread.


No. 395870

I live in LA you dipshit. People are bored, superficial, and petty as hell. Kiki was the most hated girl on the internet for a reason, Jeffree is not above picking up teenage beef, trust.

My point is she's bound to run into makeup artists/crew/stylists that were in the scene/ran with who she beefed with and probably won't treat her very well. We all know Kiki is delusional paranoid, this is a girl who blocks anyone she even feels is lurking lolcow; it's uncharacteristic of her to be this bold. But good for her. Jump in with the sharks bitch.

No. 395886

This also looks like a rip off of Link's hylian shield in legend of Zelda… Ofc

No. 395897

No kiki has been in and out on this "I'll come back to yt guys!!!" Bullshit for a while already, trying to vlog or some shit

Shitpost OT but I just saw on Taylor's new hair color (bright blonde) and it looks amazing, meanwhile Kiki is stuck with a mousey brown she clings to as "blonde" for the sake of "I'm all natural bs". Must sting lol.

No. 395901


In my experience, people are bored, superficial and petty everywhere but in LA people will always ask and look you up. I don't understand therefore why Kaka ventured there of all places. Everyone is up in everyone's busness like a bunch of tremendously nosy Slav grannies. Her wishy washing is notable because she's all mighty online but probably licks ass like no one's busness IRL.

She'd eat non vegan shit by the buckets if it meant being welcomed to Jeffree Star's entourage, bunnies be damned! And I hope that happens soon. Because sucking up Kaka is best Kaka.