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/r9k/ tripfag who came to the lolcord with her autistic boyfriend, getting into slapfights over her advocacy of the pullout method and farmers calling her out for sperging about JonTron's weight gain. After she fled from the Discord, she promptly went on /r9k/ to bawww about getting burned because she chose a drama channel of all places to make female friends.
>I fucking hate women. I want to gas every fucking normie woman on the planet. No wonder /pol/ and /r9k/ exist. If this is how the average woman acts towards a man, NO FUCKING WONDER. This entire experience has made me lose faith in humanity, who the fuck is this mean? Women, apparently. Just WHY?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35652661/
Ex-girlfriend of /r9k/ fuckboy Oscar >>231026
who leaked her nudes.
I wasn't around for the Discord drama but
>I want to gas every fucking normie woman on the planet.
I don't even know where to start
Right? 4chan is the most basic bitch, mainstream site anyone can lurk on nowadays. Yawn.
Self-hating women are such a drag. >i only make friends with da boiz x3 xDD women r mean and catty!
Of course no one wants to make friends with an autistic, boring loser like her.
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also she looks like the female version of eggman. why do they have major sameface? lmfao greasetards are too alike
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> complains about women being horrible to her
> openly shittalking about her boyfriend
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Why the hell does her face look so melted.
Also>waaaah some girls on lolcow bullied me>let me go cry to r9k>r9k tells her to fuck off
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>>368511> REEEEE I'M SO UGLY> REEEE why do men not like me
The entire thread was her just complaining about how ugly she is, how she is half black, and how no man finds that attractive.
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I sure wish i could be a cool girl like her!!
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I kinda feel sorry for her. Her posts are actually pathetic and point to her being a very sad, lonely and insecure individual.
But then I remember her and Hitler-chan ERPing in main and then I don't feel so bad.
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Shout out to Jon "when I see a black my gun go clack" Jafari. Really brought the crazy out of the woodwork.
she has an…. unfortunate face, but I think she's doing the best she can with it. I like her makeup.
those nudes were horrific though. she needs to shave her cooch, and in >>368503
that lighting and facial expression make her look like something out of an arthouse horror movie. Not to mention how floppy and sad her boob looks just flopping at the side like that.
I think she would be a strong 6/10 if she made her eyebrows closer together, and a 8/10 with surgery to fix the shape of her face. She's not like Plainey who looks haggard and plain no matter what, there's a cute girl hidden in there if she ever decides to stop sperging on image-boards.
what's with her nostrils?
anyway she looks pretty decent when she minds her angles, like a "normie woman". she seems mentally unstable though>>368493>>I fucking hate women. I want to gas every fucking normie woman on the planet.
"if everywhere you go smells like shit, check your shoes"
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she has a button nose. it's pretty cute, IMO. very dolly. other cows have gotten surgery to get them, like pic related
We have removed nude photos from this thread due to a formal takedown notice we received. The affected party swore to their belief that the material violates criminal "revenge porn" laws. The material facts also appear to support the claim that the material is in violation.
Global rule 1:>Do not say, do, or threaten to do anything illegal under international or United States law.https://lolcow.farm/rules
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E C H
No surprise there.
Again, hi kotori and/or hitler-chan
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robot voice JONTRON.
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She's lucky that law BARELY qualifies given the actual context. You can still find the nudes elsewhere like the other anon said so it's not even a big deal but she was the one stupid enough who trusted some random r9k douchebag to show her naked body to. What did she think would happen?
>>368525>She is just extremely autistic
she's not even extremely autistic. she's just
autistic enough to be reasonably functional yet self-unaware of her annoying behaviors.
Shes def on some drugs for whatever she has.
Anyone else remember Hitler-chan bragging about fucking his less-than-lucid sex kitten?
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she kept referring to him as her "friend" in the r9k thread.
please let Hitler-chan be the thread creator.
juiciest break up ever.
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>skinny fat shit tier body and saggy
>doesnt leave home
>no domestic skills
>unshaved vagina, putrid grey colour
>uneven saggy tits
>stretch marks everywhere
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muh superior vagina
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tbh her and her new r9k bf are kind of adorable when you dont have to watch them having cyber sex
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talk shit get hit
I feel as if she's everything she hates. She hates fatties yet used to be one herself(or so I've heard). She complains about how toxic and terrible us women are nevermind she browsed lolcow herself.
Also she seems to have an affinity for r9k men. How many has she dated?
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mystery.jpg sperg: jontron fate hate edition.
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>i'm not like STUPID NORMIE GIRLS!!!1
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Agreed, not even an ana-chan. She does look chubby in her nudes and whenever I look at her face, it looks like a fat girl's to me. Especially in this pic
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No one talks about Jon "Put Ex-Slaves into Mass Graves" Jafari on my watch.
Samefagging, just saw that most all that was already confirmed in >>368506
relationship goals! ♡w♡
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rare photos of kotori donning her favorite brand
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more up ss kittens meta street
yeah, but it's obvious that at least she tries to look attractive. She has nice skin, and while her eyebrows could look better, she's not actively sabotaging her appearance like Ash. Her weight is on the heftier side, but it's not out of the relm of normality. She looks outwardly healthy at least.
Her average looks make her actions funnier, imo. It's obvious she's completely delusional, and hates herself. It's like how very few incels are actually ugly. She could have a fun life as an average girl, but she wants to be an uguu kawaii anime character.I do feel for her, as somebody who also has bdd. she reminds me of a person who I never want to be
inb4 get out mystery
>implying mystery would ever describe herself as anything other then a hideous, disgusting wretch, who deserves all of the asspats because "wahhhhhhh wahhhh I'm not the real life kotori!"
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Do you think she's lying about her weight here? She looks too fat in her nudes for it to be true.
Her eyes are impressively far apart.>>368605
Eh, for 5'1", 106 is not out of the realm of possibility. Doesn't mean jack shit when you're skinny fat though.
In the second video I can't tell if she is fingering her giant ass pussy or her asshole, I am assuming pussy because she licks her fingers after.
Also why is her face so fucking shiny!!!
I wonder why she's so anal about this. She's an irrelevant loser who posts on r9k all day, no one gives a shit about her cringe-y nudes.
Normally I'm not one to blame my fellow womyn for things like this, but it is kinda her fault it happened anyways. That's what you get for being a naive tard.
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For those of you who have not had the pleasure of seeing our princess in the flesh, let me fill you in.
The "I couldn't hear you" vid.
An epic video lasting all of 0:05 seconds. We open on a greasy face, a smirk playing on her lips, as she leans into the camera slightly, momentarily averting her moon eyes, and loudly proclaims : "Sorry! I couldn't hear you over the sound of my tits! What were you saying?" Rating : 1/5
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The Black Tank Top video
A stunning 0:20 second long video. A greasy face appears before us, looking slightly bashful. Her hair styled in a messy ponytail. She casts her gaze downwards as she says "I'm really gross … and … disgusting." Her phone dings suddenly (0:04), surprising her, before she looks into the camera to continue. "and, uhm … it makes me really wet, thinking about …" She draws a breath, fidgiting, then looking off to the side before finishing her statement, "you pissing on me …" She bites her lip, acting coy. "And … yeah." She looks up to the screen, her cheeks flushed, before turning the camera off. Rating : 2.1/5
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The Red Shirt video
The second longest video, weighing in at a whopping 0:22 seconds. Our princess appears, face greased up, circle lenses in, with her hair cascading down over her shoulders, wearing a tasteful red shirt. "Hi …" she starts, before starting to smile, revealing her small child teeth. "I really want you to fuck my ass!" she proclaims, laughing slightly. "Like … really, really, really badly!" Her eyes float to the camera, gleaming with excitement, her half filled brows climbing her forehead in anticipation, before she looks away. "Please, please come here, and fuck my ass." She begs, tilting her head seductively. "Please" she repeats once more, biting her lip, before she turns off her camera. Rating : 3/5
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The Bath Time video
0:21 seconds long. Our scene opens on our princess in the bathtub, music softly playing in the background, as she scoops bubbles onto herself. "It's really hot! I feel like I'm going to be a hard boiled egg!" she says, the bubbles gleaming as her chin moves seductively in and out of frame. "Shit! Uhm …" she snorts, the bubbles flying under the force of her breath. "Also, if you're wondering why the water is uhm … yellow" she gestures at the murky bath water, a grin on her face "it's the bath soap that I use!" Suddenly, a dog barks, startling her momentarily (0:14). "Cranky no!" she yelps, berating the small animal. She seems to lose her momentum after this. "anyway guys … okay" she sighs, before turning off the camera. Rating : 2.9/5
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The Only Nude video
Her longest video to date, at an intense 0:36 seconds. This video opens on our gorgeous princess lying naked in bed, her face glistening in the light of her bedside lamp, one breast visible over her nude buttock. She gently prods her finger into her anus, a slight moan escaping her lips. She glances up at the camera for a second, before closing her eyes. She moves her finger in and out, gaining momentum, small gasps escaping her mouth, her face looking almost pained, before pulling her finger out and mushing it into her vagina, hair ungroomed, skin ashy. Almost immediately she slides her finger back into her anus, as if the absence of her finger is too much to bear. Her small grunts continue, as she pushes her finger in and out, the pace picking up rapidly, as a wet noise starts to be heard. Her moans increase in pitch, when she suddenly removes her finger, bringing it to her face, and puts it into her mouth, sucking it, while staring into the camera seductively, blinking her wide moon eyes. She tries to end the recording using her foot, but ultimately leans in and uses her hand instead. Rating : 4.5/5
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mystery.jpg weird r9k sex shit, brought to you by JonTron.
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Reading this one is probably the most disgusting of them all. I'm surprised she doesn't have a video of herself dumping a cup of piss on herself since supposedly she likes being peed on.
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find mystery.jpg femdom blog, do it for the echs!
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"i'm not like other girls"
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no wonder her and her autist bf overshared so much. they'd been doing it for a year already.
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i believe it
Or maybe she's enjoying it, being an attention whore and such. But most of us don't have dicks, so idk.>>368640
Who is her boyfriend? Is she still trying to get assfucked by Oscar?
Anyone knows where she's from? She looks eastern european.
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Muh grey vaginas!>>368643
She is half Russian or someshit.
her location has been posted on /r9k/ before, but I think we're not supposed to post that info here.
her cuck bf's discord name was Hitler Chan, but now it's OC blanic hedgehog or something autistic like that.
lol, she's not underage, but ok.>>368650
she lives in Ontario now.
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Don't worry, anon. She is old enough. >>368653>>368654
She lies constantly. I guess it is a mystery.jpg
We know she has completed her degree though, making her at least 22.
That was in years old threads, so she is 24 at least. >>368657
It's sad that her post are reminiscent of a desperate 14 year old.
Hey mystery, since you're lurking, you may as well let us know.
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I must respectfully disagree, porn critic anon.
This work is one small step for body positivity, but one giant leap for feminism. Her skillful fingering of her asshole, vagina and gaping maw smash gender constructs and the misogynistic standards that women are held to today. All in all, this video celebrates the fat, new age, modern female and even delves into the surreal with the mystery.jpg surrounding which hole is the goal.
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The 36 Second Enigma
The setting of this masterpiece creates a startling juxtaposition; the bright light, casting an ethereal glow on her face and chest, the white sheets signally purity and the glistening of the grease on her face (reminiscent of the glistening tears of disappointment she has no doubt inspired in others) provide a stark contrast to the dark fissure that is her horsepussy.
Throughout the first 25 seconds of this masterpiece, the viewer is left wondering, is that digit being inserted into her vagina, or into a more sinister crevasse? The air of mystery (no pun intended) certainly keeps the viewer on the edge of their seat. Finally, the subject inserts that same digit into her mouth in order to taste whatever residue may coat it. The viewer is naturally left with a burning question – what did she just consume? The coy look she gives to the camera is as enigmatic as the famous Mona Lisa smile – is that the face of someone who just tasted her own ass, or one who simply plumbed the depths of her own horsepussy? Her final lip bite as she edges towards the camera does nothing to provide an answer; like the Mona Lisa, scholars may debate this for centuries to come.
she licks her fingers free of the filth of her anus and the filth that is modern society, whch hosts the degenrates who enjoy this.
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a true masterpice
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Fuck off Blanic, that's a diff girl you absolute cumsucking rimjob.
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eloquent analysis my good anon
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Not the first time she's shared the filth of her anus with the world
??? was she married to that neet loser?
…the one she met on /r9k/?
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She married a rando british guy, then camwhored to get back home to Canada where she sent nudes to Oscar, got them leaked, then found solace in Hitler's greasy, piss-stinky embrace.
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is there any way we can get this onto pt?
best milk in ages
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>tfw kotori-chan says you can't cook
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but she ain't about AB/DL, okay guys?
That pork looks super dry and gross
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piss on my porkchops mommy
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P O R K C H O P S
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Ok, everyone has their own kinks but my god, no to the diapers. Why on r9k of all places? How long have they been displaying their cringe on r9k together?
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NO NO NO NO NO NO
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This thread is cancer. The only people bumping it are robots and salty bitches from discord. There's barely any milk here and the milk is all old and moldy.
Don't you guys have better things to do? Like go outside and do something productive instead of stalking this boring ass tripfag from /r9k/
>When will lolcow have quality threads again?
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I'm neither one, I don't care if the milk is sour feed me more.
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Accurate depiction of the author of this post.
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also she likes the wrong love liveu
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jontron would tho
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If you're an orbiter: your senpai looks like 1st gen elmer fudd and will never notice you
If you're mystery: you look like 1st gen elmer fudd and you should stop sending nudes to strangers you meet on r9k
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no-1 curr kotori/hitler
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rare lewd of hitler and kotori together
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All of her posts are about her, the majority are self depreciating.
She wants to be called names.
Give the lady what she wants, people!
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i want mommy to cook porkchops and cut it up for me with a bread knife while i enjoy a glass of her pee pee with it! :'^(
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She's not interested in sex okay? She just wants to eat ass
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what's wrong with giving the butt some extra attention?
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so she does shower after all. could've fooled me
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her bracelet says daddy.
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Holy shit, this chick is a total cow. She used to sell her porn clips on Tumblr and faked a suicide after getting into random fights.
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Just in case there was any doubt
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Here's the snatch we remember!
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a true idol, she's made it to /pt/
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Here she is calling a rando a pedophile because she is f u c k i n g c r a z y
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Somehow this is more poignant now
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when someone mentioned bratgasm on r9k she quit lmao
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why is this so true lmao
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what the fuck happened to her to make her this way
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Seeing all of this new info… Holy shit. Imagine if she hadn't come into the lolcord to pick fights with a bunch of bitchy girls?>>368519
Thanks to Jontron for revealing this bitch lmao.
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the milk, it flows.
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mystery: PEDOPHILE PANDERERS ARE SCUM
also mystery: pic related
Her body isn't perfect by any means, but her boobs are pretty nice and her butt looks good. I'm Ana chan and I can even admit that.
Is her face really that bad? I feel like I haven't seen many clear pictures of her. Her personality must really be revolting if she can't score friends or a normal, nice boyfriend. She looks decent tbh.
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apparently even used to work at a club (i.e. sex work) on imvu :http://www.joystiximvu.com/club-pricing
until she got caught making fake profiles, scamming, and stealing customers :https://pastebin.com/eSwZ8sZ4
(just ctrl+f bratgasm)
she has at least two other side tumblrs, and on one of them she called out her ex husband and gave his full name and DOB.
SO I WOULD SAY PRETTY FAR.
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After faking her suicide on Tumblr, she moved to posting on her side blog bunnywork (now deactivated). You can still find her posts through reblogs.
Archive of her blog: http://archive.is/ZHVNP
Highlights of her posting include: linking transwomen, porn and gamergate to pedophilia, calling out her ex-husband and naming him, slamming porn/BDSM/DD-LG blogs while having run a porn/BDSM blog and having pics of her wearing a bracelet that says 'daddy'. >>368725
One of her posts on GamerGate got traction, and can be found discussed here:https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/3m05ra/socjus_tw_unexpected_sanity_in_which_a/
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A rare picture with half face, submitted by our greasequeen mystery/kotori.
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She's pretty cute. Too bad she's a typical female 4channer (crazy and thirsty for male approval).
Does anyone have a better TLDR than the one in the OP?
Also, was she punched in the eye in OP pic?
Thats just how she looks
DO NOT FOLLOW IF:
you are male
you are pro-porn in anyway
you are pro-kink in anyway
you are a porn blog, bdsm blog, DD/LG blog, or any other euphemism
you are a pedophile, child abuser, “kinkster”
you use words like “TERF/SWERF”
you use gendered slurs
you reblog pro-porn propaganda from industry shills
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r9k knew all along, huh.
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This just gets better and better. Please keep the milk flowing.
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rare mystery.jpg mommy/baby shmorky erp
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that a pretty high level of autism. jfc
mystery.jpg / bratgasm / bunnywork / kotori
basically during the jontron drama someone mentioned the fighting about fatties on his thread.
one anon copy pasted a post about fat people costing the system loads of money and it turned out to be mystery post.
this caused her to sperg out.
anons started saying that they didn't care about jontron.
at this point mystery began to accuse every anon who disagreed with her of racism/pedophilia etc./ telling them to ignore her.
a while later anon posted about knowing which posts on lolcow were kotoris.
this caused another kotori sperg out.
at this point everyone began to discuss jontron, causing her to ragequit the server and run to r9k bitching.
she had a history of picking retarded fights with people and being overly cringey with her bf in public, which caused general dislike for her.
a month later, op found a thread posted by her on r9k and also uncovered her identity as msytery.jpg and posted the thread.
people found out she had been a regular tripfag on r9k for the past 8+ years.
she had posted almost everyday.
she had dated several guys from r9k and made them videos which got leaked.
she left r9k and moved to tumblr under the name bratgasm where she posted porn (bonus if you can find the p in v porn with hitler's hands!)
she got into fights with everyone on tumblr and accused many other whores of being pedophiles for doing ageplay themed shoots, despite doing them herself.
she faked her suicide, naming 2 girls she had argued with as the cause.
she then moved to another tumblr, where she talked about how porn was disgusting and promoted pedophilia.
she left this tumblr and moved to lolcow, it seems, and that's where the story began.
tl;dr: mystery has been a retarded sperging whore on the internet for 10 years. changing her names multiple times, but always having the same shitty personality.
The tl;dr of the discord drama was a fucking mess lol.
>discuss jontron>gets salty no one is attacking him for his weight>someone laughed at a fat people comment she made in the jontron thread. >She spergs on everyone screaming about how we all defend Jontron or some shit>Eventually it ends>Someone accidentally puts a message in the chat meant for a private convo with another farmer >it's a joke that kotori's posts are easy to spot>she sees this and spergs even when she's apologized to>spergs>more bitching and whining and picking fights>next day she loses her shit cause people @ her like once or twice>is made because people talked about her sperging in private>goes fucking apeshit over being @>keeps going>hitler-chan is there to whiteknight her every step of the way, even going as far as to privately message people that they're being boolies.>she's screaming she's going to get banned even though she was told she was going to get muted or kicked by two other mods if she didn't stop >eventually gets kicked by a mod for the chat because she refused to calm the hell down
All this started because no one cared if Jontron was fat. Now she has her own thread.
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Jontron bless this mess.
…Hey mystery, can we switch our breasts? You're a fembot after all, they're wasted on you.
Seriously though, if you're still reading, get help. You're attractive, the only thing to fix is that scatterbrain.
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posting her best posts
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She likes to post gross pictures.
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Her threatening to post revenge porn.
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her helping to doxx another tripfag.
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her sperging about transpeople
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hey kotori how is your NEET bf treating you lately?
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he's probably filing dmcas and cry wanking if anything kotori posts can be believed :^)
I feel like she's a compulsive liar because these don't add up. If her uncle really touched her vag, why wouldn't she include that in her suicide note? >>368793
the seizure thing seems fake, too. idk why she wouldn't share it in her "suicide note"
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idk if it's been mentioned yet but seems like she was a mfc camgirl too, i wonder how long for http://camvideos.me/cam-models-videos/r/opheliachan-110814-0001-myfreecams
Huh. I genuinely thought that she had a cute face before i saw your pic, anon.
Yep, you guys are right, she's ugly.
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An ass to be jealous of
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The irony behind this post, holy shit>I don't camwhore my way to success
Umm>some people are blessed with a fully functioning brain and aren't literally diagnosed insane whores
Apparently not her. Jesus.
Only crazy bitches are named Ophelia.
So much for "I have so much more going for me than cam whores at MFC," eh mystery?
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>>368932>"i can get a man with a job">is dating r9k neets and trash>"i don't camwhore">totally does
Is there anything else she's been caught being a hypocrite on?
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Love how she got into a fight w/ someone for being anti-porn before all this came out, too.
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Here's another random tumblr whore that bratgasm fought with.
Apparently she sent her abuse for months afterwards, too.
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What are the odds that she is still sending hate to this day?
HOLY shit she really is ugly. That one selfie way up the thread was actually kind of decent but she looks like shit here and it's just normal screenshots.
She has a nice butt/legs tho I'll admit, but wow what a train wreck. My new favourite cow I think
Nvm I spoke too soon. I scrolled up and her ass is sad. Again, it's just a girl who used good angles and lighting. Guess she's more normie than she wants to admit :^)
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So much for being /r9k/s pure waifu
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Presenting… Mystery.jpg talking about herself in third person in the lolcord public room!
This occurred when some (now absent) users decided to talk about her ex boyfriend Oscar. Mystery.jpg jumps in to tell them about "her friend."
Kinda lol @ "i know her boyfriend!"
>DMCA takedowns incoming
>DMCA for DAYS
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wew lad, I remember that night
Wasn't she also fighting with the girls who wanted to take down Oscar?
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It was brought up again a few more times after that. She claimed that one of the girls in the skype group was trying to sabotage their operation because she was secretly in love with him.. and the other girl was trying to get her kicked from the group saying she was a mole or something. Sounds like petty bullshit if you ask me.
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I guess mystery.jpg was right all along.
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No, but you can see her current bfs hands in a nude that she posted.
Also his dick in her ass/horsepussy.
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and to think all this milk spilled because of Jontron
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forgive me lolcow for I have sinned
Second this. >>369069
True that, like all the attention hoes in 4chan but instead of having some sort of fame and profiting about that, she just got exposed. Sad
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Here's the discord chatlogs of mystery.jpg and her autist boyfriend telling her whole life story to a random incel that stumbled in.
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maybe she is hot now
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she talked about it before
idk why people even joke about shit like this
it's gross and weird
what do you accomplish by telling people you're nasty af
plastic surgery is so gross and ugly
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I wonder if mystery.jpg used to work at walmart.
>>369141>I don't entirely trust lolcow's version of the story >As someone who was there for the entirety of it
>Can't really go back for screenshots since chat history gets cleared periodically.
Isn't it odd how lolcow's generally excellent at collecting and archiving proof somehow managed to mess up this time?
Also, hardly anything's ~accurately~ described ITT. The most I can find here is literally nothing more than "oh is that the girl who won't shut up about jontron being obese in the discord?", hardly a thorough account of what exactly happened.
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some of the overspill the next day, going back documenting a bit more now.
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beautiful, anon. just beautiful.i have a lot of the text, too.
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not a footfag but she has shit feet
she should show off her tits because thats her only really good feature tbh
google tumblr bratgasm.
all the mystery tits you could wish for.
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What even is r9k
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they would have gorgeous chameleon babies.
Her body is not bad, something is off about it though>>368734
She has a shitty waist to hip ratio tbh. But there's a lot of guys who wouldn't mind as long as she's thin. Can't see her getting RL attention
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hint: check bottom right
Why are you so triggered
that some people can separate physical features from personality better than you? Sorry for your Asperger's, but she is legit okay looking. Her personality is something else entirely.
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Mystery through the eyes of Oscar >>231026
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"for sympathy and attention from fuking robots"
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Even Oscar realises that she is a hypocrite. Really makes you think.
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e g g p r i n c e s s
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"I'm drunk and degenerate"
"I want fap material"
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"i look like an ugly troll/egg"
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"You can enjoy my antics from within your lap."
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omq nevur gettin a bf
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"[…] doing that thing where she keeps asking robots to be her bf among other things while also acting like [she] really like[s] me"
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I did. These logs are from 26nd and 27th of January.>>369317
Do people know that she was married?
they're just autistic. >>369326
I think she posted her ex husbands full doxx on her bunnywork tumblr.
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i just find it funny that she posted a shitton of porn then went on to bash others for doing the exact same thing :^)
>calling ugly people ugly is having warped beauty standards
What the fuck is wrong with you?
all of her tumblr names follow the same format as every other basic tumblr hocute word
+ other word
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Enjoy, my dudes.
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I wish I was pretty like Mystery chan
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i know theyre just compiled screenshots but i cant help but picture this is just actually talking to herself all day.
also i hope she goes to anime north, would love to see her kotori cosplay
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That is sincerely one unfortunate fivehead
ot but what's eggman up to these days anyway?>>369347>i don't want my tits out for everyone to see
>i dress like a thot
lmao what is wrong with her
both of 'em. surreal tenhead
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She selfposted on r9k about her meeting fellow tenhead on the right
An OKCupid profile was posted alongside but the profile was deleted afterwards.
It was "Alyssar19"
tbh violin hips are pretty hot if they're not too high up
she doesn't have them though
or an ass apparently
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>tfw no Swedish boy
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"i'm really gross and disgusting.. and uhm.. it makes me really wet thinking about you pissing on me and.. yeah" - mystery.jpg
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is anybody surprised by any of this? she has been outed as a compulsive liar by oscar, her ex-husband, but rly just by herself and her posts. shes the kind of girl who lies about killing herself to try to guilt trip strangers on tumblr, she probably doesnt even know what shes doing. like maybe shes not lucid. so out of it from mental illness that it's all true to her or something?
does anybody know what her mental illness is? i see pills mentioned. bipolar?
has anybody tried to contact oscar or the ex? probably lots of info there. >>369741>>369714
thats sisterchan. not mystery.
personality disorders do get medication it just differs depending on what cluster they're in
schizoid is usually diagnosed from the person being very solitary and uninterested in relationships/seemingly lacking emotion so i honestly think borderline is a lot more suited to her from what i can tell
Can't speak to schizoid but bpd is managed way better with dialectical behavior therapy. Borderline people can actually get OFF medication with enough DBT. Meds aren't really a good option for them, it's a bandaid fix in most cases, unless it's treating comorbid depression or something. Medication can't help a borderline person with self-loathing, black and white thinking, inappropriate emotions or frantic fear abandonment. All it can do is dampen the intensity.
Don't know if she's bpd or not; she definitely had some rampant mental illness going on, and she needs some intensive psychotherapy to fix her. The self-loathing, the insanely intense crippling hatred for anyone remotely chubby, impulsive behavior like sending nudes to any robot who gives her the time of day, none of that can be fixed with meds.
oh no yeah i'm not saying meds are the only thing for her meds can be very hit or miss and can bring more side effects than benefits sometimes. i was just saying that meds are an option for personality disorders like schizoid bc anon didn't know and that i personally think she leans more to the emotional cluster rather than the odd/eccentric
she definitely needs a shit ton of therapy to deal w her behaviour tho as you say lmao
lol definitely not butt padding
i know the husband's details, how bad y'all want them?(attention whoring)
His full dox is on bunnywork tumblr if you use google. >>370136
But do you have his new infos? Please spill the tea
Anon are you on crack?
Both of her parents are white and from the USSR.
tbh, don't pay attention to anything she's ever said. she's a well known compulsive liar, just see Oscar's screencaps.
she's pretended to be half japanese before, wouldn't surprise me if she pretended to be black. her parents are probably boring farm workers or something, so she turned them in to Russian spies in her head.
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>>370433>>370426>choker says slut
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That looks like an inframammary incision scar, a fold from her implants being slightly misplaced, or a combination of the two.
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Every part of her jiggles more than her tits.
she has mentioned plastic surgery yes but also that it was on her face. if you read her posts she is very upset about being ugly and her face particularly. i suspect she had a nose job. maybe a chin implant to stop her having such a round face. she is too young for a lift or anything else. see >>369174>>370502
a breast raising like you are talking is usually done under the arm. you would not go under the breast unless doing the full procedure. i am sorry but these breasts do not look augmented at all, the evidence is a mark from a brassiere. her nose is different between the camgirl pictures and the later.
Her mom has had multiple plastic surgeries.
Her mom also calls her ugly all the time.
She said her parents disagreed because they are modest/conservative.
yeah i'm not sure about the boob job
she actually posted about wanting a reduction to a B cup on /r9k/ a few times but she's a compulsive liar so who knows what to believe
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She knows A LOT about boob jobs.
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Her talking about surgery, mentions talking about a boobjob with her surgeon?
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Her talking about hating real large breasts and preferring fake ones anyday.
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Pic Related, her old pair of titties most likely.
Her tits are def fake, in some older pictures her tits are saggier and shaped totally different.
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I have seen it now. NSFW Kotori and a buttplug.>>370610
Why do her tits change so much though
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It's interesting. She claims her ex cheated on her, but her earlier posts say she likes it and encouraged it. She's into cucking.
does your body stay exactly the same 100% of the time anon? there's loads of reasons. weigh loss & gain. menstrual cycle & hormones. diet. bloating.
that is one pancake ass though. mystery.jpg, if you're reading, you should do some squats. maybe somebody will love you for real then.
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Guess she wasn't 10 years too late after all.
Her body isn't bad at all. Not my dream body, but certainly attractive.
Too bad she's clinically insane.
Unfortunately she's a really boring lay
Her porn would be awful, those revenge porn clips were just awkward. Who honestly gets off to this girl?
not many people would, she has a good body for pics but her camera presence in videos is so awkward >>371504
i also feel like her attempts at profiting from porn (manyvids, mfc) were probably unsuccessful or not as successful as she hoped
that combined with her boyfriend liking porn and cheating probably made her bitter as fuck
would explain why she hates on camgirls so much now too.. it's jealously
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wasn't she constantly talking about how disgusting it was to sexualise young teenagers or age play?
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does the hypocrisy never end?
She has admitted to tear trough fillers, lip fillers (top and bottom lip), jaw surgery, and a nose job. She also said she was considering fillers in her nasolabial folds
I don't think a boob job is too out there, all things considered. It's par for the course for desperate camgirls.
here she claims "mother is a real estate broker" so i bet she has an online profile somewhere
she also uses real estate as example in a post herehttps://www.ambercutie.com/forums/threads/mfc-kicking-models-off-line.12088/page-2#post-297310
she speaks about a private and they are sometimes capped so maybe it is out there too :-)
And this is exactly why plastic surgeons say 'you can't fix your whole face with surgery'.
The lip fillers might've helped a bit but she should've just saved up for a hair transplant or something to get rid of that 6head. And her face is so hilariously long and square.
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Kek. Found her.
University of Western Ontario.
she talked shit about him a bunch, and he has to know she's a massive whore after all that shit with oscar, mfc… why would he stay with her? sticking your dick in crazy is always bad, but staying with her after all that would make him the most beta of betasbut mystery likes femdom and being called mommy so he's probably still around kek>>372647
where do you see normal and well adjusted from? she's a crazy liar. nothing normal about how she acts online and she cannot possibly be so much different irl. her crazy will probably show through. people like this rarely function 100% in the world. they get super stressed w/ everything or they're lazy slobs who dont shower. or both. if you think this is a nice girl you are probably autistic and thats why you're freaked out, because you can't tell the difference correctly.>>372650
you could make a checklist for crazy
[x] r9k user
[x] had a tumblr
[x] anti-porn hypocrite
[x] sold her body online
[x] had camsex for money
[x] gave her body away for free on tumblr
[x] makes hateful blogs but gives them cute animal names
[x] lies lies all day lies
Anon said she looked
cute and well-adjusted, meaning on the outside, not counting her spergouts.
Jesus Christ why are you so ass mad.
There's only like two pictures itt where she's wearing clothes and doesn't look like she's missing a chromosome.
How low are you setting the bar for looking
>>372699>posts wearing a bracelet saying 'daddy'>posts half naked picture with small children's bear>posts half naked picture with giant children's bear straddled and her ass hanging out>cap of her crying on omegle
jaja looks totally normally adjusted :^) >>372707
parents of child with FAS:
"he is very well adjusted"
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Just because you didn't pierce yourself or get a tattoo doesn't mean you're normal. You say this as you stuff your asshole on cam for money in order for a doc to jam plastic under your chest and fix your eggman face.
What would the nice Staceys at college think of "normie passing" you if they knew you were a nasty, bitter camwhore?>inb4 it's not you
You're busted, pic related.
You've always said shit to compare yourself to the lowest hanging fruit to make yourself feel better about your ugly face and vapid personality.
Btw, the reason men "cuck" you is because you come off as a jaded narcissist with an antisocial disorder.
You're not some lost fucking soul, you're a promiscuous girl who did some stupid shit and can't cope with staying off the internet and getting help for whatever shit you're stuck in.
h o l y f u c k
found a thread that talks about mystery killing a dog
>shes living with her bf or something>he gets her a teacup shitter breed dog thing that might as well be a cat>she loves the dog and him>he cheats on her online? Something?>she goes nuts and cuts the dog up while its alive>puts its parts into a plastic bag then drops it down the garbage chute
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ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
She says she studied biochemistry (but she could have been lying, given her personality?).
plz spill her name if you know
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Found out Hitler's trip. It's Ivan :>
Here is is greentexting some lewds w/ mystery.jpg
I believe that she mentioned studying law at some point…
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OwO whats this
picture of mystery bf-chan!
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Desuarchive is a pretty handy tool to answering questions about tripfags.>>373001
Like when I type "study" under her tripname and filtered the results, I get a bunch of posts of her humblebragging about working 60 hours and studying all the time for her "almost" 4.0 GPA. Obviously these are exaggerations since we all know she was shitposting and in skype groups chatting 24/7 during this period. She must've went for a bio degree, not law. Found a few posts where she shits on lib arts degrees.
TL;DR she has average intelligence with the typical fedora tipping ego complex most STEM majors possess.
Another interesting thing is that she used Staceys as disposable emotional supports while secretly looking down on them. She also hates "nerdy Staceys" because they represent her biggest threat: Hot nerd girls. >>373009>it's Ivan
What baffles me is how Mystery consistently shits on that one 400 pound ex who cheated on her being a disgusting fatass, but Ivan is scrawny, ugly, autistic, and NEET.>>373011
Ugh, he's sicker looking now.
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Here's hitler shitposting about their relationship.
The OP image he chose was mystery.jpg's bunnywork icon.
>>373015>mommygf>mommy is making me save my cummies 4 her pussy later
Hahaha this sounds more like sissy/cuck shit and hardly dom. >>373017
He's a namefag. He's always been a namefag. Adopted the namefag around ~2015 because he noticed that there were femtrips posting to r9k about being dominant and pegging.
I remember some kind of map thread where people could post their fetishes and locations, then hookup. That might still be a thing.
Pursued a few of them.
I assume he stuck with Mystery because they both live in Canada in the same city.
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More cringe from Hitler. Wooo!>>373025
He lives in Guelph / London, Ontario :>
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Thanks to r9k for this amazing image.
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Remember that this is the guy whos shit she is eating
He has the neckbeard's signature long, unkempt hair. Plus he looks like an AIDs skelly.
Mystery what the fuck is wrong with you!
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They're both revolting, they deserve each other.
She doesn't call him daddy that's disgusting pedophilic apologetic shit!!!1
He calls her mommy and he is her loli boy. Because that's totally different, okay.
kys, mystery and ivan
so mystery left her husband who paid for her to have a nose job and breast implants for a rat haired autistic NEET who won't even shave his face for her? lmao good going mystery you hypocrite bitch>>373132
mystery is not smart. half her posts are about how hard she has to work and you can just tell she's only of average intelligence wth the bratgasm shit. you can keep a 4.0 if you just work a lot. she'll never get through medical school though.
And also take the easiest courses available.
I'm sure it's a case of her just doing the work assigned as most labs tend to be in that format.
in this thread she's lying about being a network engineer and half black
she's fucking messed up and pitiful
Good grief..that is her. She uses the same descriptors for her ugliness and everything.
It's so pathetic how she whines about having to work a lot too, as if nobody else does that. At my job it's standard for people to pick up until 60 hours because they want the money. I don't believe her when she says she works 80 a week. That's bullshit. Biweekly more like.
It's in every robot's mentality.
They pretend they revel in being considered top tier trash on their internet forums, yet deep down they all wanna be normies, but come up with every excuse as to why they aren't.
I assume most people who unironically frequent and tolerate that board have some form of mental disorder.>>373412
If you have enough deets you should spill. I stopped following his drama somewhere around the time when he was claiming he was shoplifting from local stores bc he had no money or something. Who knows what other lies he's told since.>>373343>>373009
That greentext story is cringe.
That fuckin thread is cringe.
Mystery is like a mom that Ivan gets to fuck.
He won't even move in with her because he prefers to live with his mommy so he can fap it to animu unperturbed. And he needs to get picked up and dropped off like a daycare kid.
>>373416If she struggles and has to do 80 hours a week for a basic STEM degree, she won't cope with anything more complex. Good entertainment for the rest of us though :D>>373454>Mystery is like a mom that Ivan gets to fuck.
Jesus this whole setup sounds sick. They should both be ashamed of themselves. They're both essentially pedophiles. Are they still together?
>He won't even move in with her because he prefers to live with his mommy so he can fap it to animu unperturbed. And he needs to get picked up and dropped off like a daycare kid.
Post, sounds like a river of milk
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Ivan the NEET's bedroom
Mystery's standards so low she'd probably fuck Samson too
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I've talked to Hitler and I can't imagine anyone more autistic.
look at mystery's greasy face. completely unshaven pubic area. not even trimmed. you think she is the sort of girl to care whether these losers brush their hair?>>373549
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So get this: His ex breaks up with him for being a dumb autist or something like that. The guy goes fucking ballistic. He's bonkers. He's spamming r9k, soc, and any damn place with threats of suicide and threats of violence against her.
I guess he posted some of her dox, emailed her literally thousands of times.
He posted threads about how he wanted to rape and kill her.
Anyway, it escalated so quickly he started leaving her video messages on skype. One message records him staring blankly into the camera holding up some kind of knife.
What a deranged fuck.
To the point. During his meltdown he did in fact cut his hair and shave.
You be the judges.
Almost fell for this bait kek. Seriously trim your snatch mystery.>>373566
Y'know I was actually going to choose right(hitler?) before I scrapped that part of the post because they're both disgusting, but this just reaffirms my decision. I was wrong. This guy is so beyond a haircut. He has the school shooter gaze in >>373543
and I can't do this edgy pocket knife shit. Grandma probably bought him that knife for xmas. I wonder if supercuts was outside of his budget or if the thought of minimal social interaction was just too much.
pls I agree but the guy on the right could actually pass as a normie on the street if he cleaned up and didn't speak. There's no hope for the guy on the left.
Which one is Eric and which one is Dylan though?
I was in a group chat with him and we played league a few times, that to him apparently meant I was a perfect waifu or something. He would constantly fight and belittle the other girl in our group chat for ''being a normie'' because she went to school and talked to other people online, she kinda had a crush on him but he wouldn't give her the time of the day because EVIL NORMIE XDDD.
We talked a lot in private and he would tell me his shoplifting tales, whine about how no girls want him and pride himself in not showering for weeks.
He romanticized the fuck out of my mental illness and was VERY against any sort of treatment, stalked this girl who was also close to him regularly and complained about how meds made her an evil normie and a slut.
When I decided to get back with my ex he flipped the fuck out and started saying to the group I ''betrayed him'' by this point EVERYONE was fed up with his shit because all we did was give him advice and try to give him the companionship he wanted so badly, he then threatened suicide and after a few hours of this he went back to insulting all of us, we then decided to kick him out because we couldn't deal with his shit anymore.
He proceeded to talk shit on all of us on /r9k/ for months after
>>373585>I was in a group chat with him and we played league a few times, that to him apparently meant I was a perfect waifu or something.>He would constantly fight and belittle the other girl in our group chat for ''being a normie'' because she went to school and talked to other people online, she kinda had a crush on him but he wouldn't give her the time of the day because EVIL NORMIE XDDD.>He romanticized the fuck out of my mental illness and was VERY against any sort of treatment
Are you me? I had this very exact same experience with him in our old chat group. He's so gross. I had no idea he was shoplifting tho. Someone should make a thread about him in snow bc he has so much dirt on him.
Sage for ot.
>>373788>shoplifting to give mommy gifts>mommy ruffles my hair and calls me a good boy
fucking degenerates. what did he steal?>>373759
you're trying too hard
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Except we're not talking about Ivan.
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Guys, I found mysteries new discord!
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>fucking roastie bitches
>i don’t like seeing other women in pain or violence against other women
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also this might be a different camgirl but it looks like her name has changed a few times?
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searching through the archive I found this, an email from her husband
there's also a photo of a bear and some expensive headphones she trashed, and a bunch of anons white knighting her or hating her
That sounds about right. Congrats on a whole decade of attention whoring, mystery! I'm actually kind of impressed.>>374505
Pretty sure that's technically cp
……….i think this guy is hot.
minus the gross unkempt hair
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>>373009>at this point i've been titanium hard for a while now
fucking KEK did he really write a fanfic for r9k
nah I wanted to see her ex husband! >>374782
bet you $10 it's not his first lol
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The subject of this thread has repeatedly and insistently contacted us with legal threats to remove her entire thread due to allegations of slander, libel, no milk, and personally endangering her.
While looking into this, we found Mystery herself exhibited exactly the kind of behavior we were asked to disallow across the 2,200 posts and 5 /pt/ threads she made. She has violated a plethora of board rules, including but not limited to
- knowingly posting illegal content (revenge porn, ironically)
- numerous vendetta threads and obsessive posts about rival camgirls
- blogging in /pt/ and /snow/
Because of these reoccurring rule violations and the blatant hypocrisy of begging to have a thread removed that she otherwise would have gleefully participated in, we've decided to label her posts and introduce a new rule as follows: Don't report an alleged serious rule violation you yourself have been extremely and hypocritically guilty of.
This will only ever be invoked in extreme cases of users stirring shit up or viciously shittalking, then asking staff for immunity from the same treatment. You are welcome to join the discussion about it in /meta/.
If you'd like to read some of Mystery's contributions, feel free to check out these links:
Some interesting comments:>>>/ot/42870>>>/ot/7190>>>/pt/192520>>>/ot/100855
Her favorite threads:>>>/pt/7190>Porn and sex work derivatives are all trash. I fantasize about killing sex workers on a daily basis. They're the worst human beings in the world. I take pleasure in the fact that if they aren't killed by their clients who they rant about "respecting" so much, then they'll be broke and on the streets by 30. It's really fucking fantastic. Natural selection at its finest. The whorearchy is truly the worst of humanity.>>>/pt/73491>Used to be BEST FRIENDS with Hunter Moore (a guy who got arrested for running a revenge porn site and exploiting/blackmailing girls for money/nudes). Like she was so close with him it is insane. Sucked his dick every single day and joined in on his fun little shenanigans. She tries to hide it ever since people started disliking him to fit in with her SJW friends. >>>/pt/190640>why does this retarded fat whore get a qt twinkslave like mike>>>/snow/269642>autist, you've devoted multiple posts itt defending a literal fatass who makes unfunny jokes. get over yourself lol>>>/snow/88577>>>/snow/240722
You can read all of Mystery's posts here:https://lolcow.farm/mystery
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This is so fucking beautiful.
I bet she creamed everytime she posted as OP in that Ryden Armani thread.
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today is golden
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THIS IS AMAZING
>boo I'm a 2/10 deformed bridge troll
>is a camwhore
>picks up boyfriends from /r9k/
>hates porn and ddlg
>does ddlg porn
>hates jontron not because he's racist but because he's fat
>so much fucking plastic surgery
>hurr nignogs r dum
Damn, she better pray she never gets doxxed or the party is over.
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cmon mystery, lets see what you have to say about this kekekkekekekkekekekekek
She does have some good posts. But the majority is just over the top, pushing her opinion, being unnecessarily insulting all the time, arguing and just way too much blogposting. I guess some of her mean posts are really funny and on point even but altogether they're a meme and cringey and obsessive.
Props to her for single-handedly contributing what feels like 90% of the Kat content tho (at least the amount of these posts she made is massive and she updated on Kat a ton).
(I'm not all too far in all of her posts, it's so much and I'm not just skipping them)
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Girl you're more delusional than Luna if you think this thing >>373078
is anything but hideous
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>>376059>like i said to kyrie, if u wanna start drama go make a thread about me
bet she regrets saying that in public now.
Haha, big mistake to start threatening them then.
>libellous allegation on lolcow>you have very little regard for the law>i have been advised by my lawyer>your lolcow users are inciting harassments
Can't wait for this to hit the news, the extra attention will mean these images and sayings never disappear :>
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Just thought I'd put her suicide note along with her talking about herself in third person, again.
I know right, and surely she should know how lolcow works by now? She's been posting on it long enough and (obvs) she was in the discord, so she should know that mods can IP track etc
And saying such racist shit, even if it was to troll, makes it even funnier.
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meta drama here, but it appears that Spoony still lurks lolcow and is convinced that Mystery.jpg was the person who was "attacking" her all along.
Context: Spoony got a nose job and posted about it in the /cgl/ skincare thread. I call her out for self-posting, Spoony interprets it as mystery.jpg posting about her. made me kek. Spoony, I don't even have a Skype. I'm just a random anon who is tired of your bullshit.
what is it with these cows and thinking that it must be one person because they're sooooo special and nothing is wrong with them? Couldn't possibly be that they're just insufferable and multiple people dislike you. Spoony you're starting to resemble kiki more and more.
After reading all those posts spoony linked and the posts by Mystery that were linked by admin…
I really need to get away from this crazy place. Can't believe I replied to some of that nutso's posts. Ew.
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From the Spoony thread, ohh my this is all too funny.
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Ah god, as a guy I actually think she's really hot even her face but her personality is so fucking crazy and cringe inducing it's literally insanity levels.
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Mystery has an eerie obsession with avoiding "ruining her body." She's the stereotypical ugly, insecure girl clawing in desperation to preserve one of her only redeeming features.
It's unfortunate to say, but she definitely seems like the type of girl who is going to kill herself before any other natural aging processes get to her mid-20's body first.
In other posts, she's whined about how the possibility of getting stretch marks scares her.
She chooses to act a feral, mean-spirited narc hypocrite because she can't lay off her vain insecurities for five minutes.
Came across this post where she says she had an abortion. She just can't resist mentioning how she totally avoided "ruining her body" that way. Also, she says it was to save her employment prospects as well, but I kek to that because she's doing a fine job of jeopardizing her career as it is–being a camwhore.
So Mystery, who knocked you up? Ivan?
We're learning so many interesting things about you!
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So glad I'm getting more confirmation on my theory that girls who bitch so much about other peoples' weight are fucking uggos with deep issues.
Which is whatever fam.
I'm just saying to have had an abortion because stretchmarks are what dominate her concerns is fucking stupid shit. Like of all the grave concerns one could think of in that situation..
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She's nuts about her looks. Went through all her surgeryposts. >lip fillers>nasolabial fillers>cheek fillers or implants>ass implants>breast implants>jaw shave>tear trough fillers>liposuction>rhinoplasty
Mystery Bogdanoff should shut the fuck up about someone taking care of their body. Girl, you're 22. You've had more surgery done than most of fucking Hollywood. You're going to give yourself a poisoning and are willingly killing brain cells with every anesthesia you undergo and you dare to complain about Spoony being fat? Go the a gym girl, you're so plastic and fake, which is not taking care of yourself. Want firmer tits and ass? Go to the gym and workout. You're just as lazy and self-absorbed as Spoony.
>taking the bogpill meme seriously >pic related, mystery's real parents
I thought her body was nice but had no idea she had had bum implants, liposuction and a plethora of other things.
And no wonder she looks like an oompa loompa, she had cheek fillers and a bunch of other shit.
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I went through her surgeryposts too anon. As well as the ones where she was camwhoring on MFC and getting money that way from entertaining creeps, and then her complaining about quitting because it was just too draining for her to actually work for it.
She claims to have had at least $30k in surgeries done from this post in 2015. She's probably doshed out more money since.
And she's still such a sad person.
She was totally shitting on people who get bariatric surgeries like lapbands because she said they're the "easy way out" of diet and exercise. But anyway, I just think it's funny how she sees no problem with doctors sucking the literal fat out of her body as if that's not the
textbook "easiest way out" of getting rid of fat.
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fucking lol, I guess she must consider herself to be in the "ugly losers" category. lol again considering this is coming from the same girl who made fun of kat for having a non-white bf or something.
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Now that I look further into it, I remember a lot of her recent posts. She even replied to me in a post or two.
I interacted with the Mystery. Feeling so blessed.
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Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any better. This is /cream/ worthy.
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>legal threats>claims this is personally endangering>MAKE A THREAD ABOUT ME!>when the thread is up: NO TAKE IT DOWN THIS IS SLANDER. ADMIN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
Thank you Admin. This has provided a treasure trove of laughs. This thread is even funnier now.
So mystery, since you obviously lurk this thread, how's it feel to be busted for being guilty of the same shit you curse others for doing? Must suck.
I wonder if she'll abandon lolcow all together or continue to try hiding after this. Her hypocrisy is awful.
I'm pretty sure people insecure about their pussy usually get their inner lips cut rather than their outer lips filled, I know that much.
Her vag seems to be fine on that front under that big bush though.
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Damn, this is gold. Thanks Admin-sama.
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>all the jontron gifs and reaction pics itt
I love you guys so much
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Come on my guy you've gotta have higher standards than that, love yourself
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She's a cute. Why do all femanons have to be autistic messes?
Well you did just use the term "femanons," and the phrase "she's a cute," so you probably are, you're just in denial about it.
Fuck off back to r9k, yo
>>378034>She looks ok
Saying this about someone who spent well over $30,000 on plastic surgery and who obsesses about her looks everyday to illness levels…not exactly a compliment.
Robots are so stupid. You have no idea what to say to women, even the easy-modo mentally deranged ones who are so easy to read.
she had surgeries sometime in summer '15, so the mfc shots of her face are probably the real face
the surgery, fillers and stuff didn't start until after she'd been camming to get home from the UK
but still there are people who would love to eat mystery's pussy and ass
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>>378171>so the mfc shots of her face are probably the real face
Nope. She's been doing lip and cheek fillers for ages, every 4 months according to her posts.>>378222
We don't care about your shit fetish Ivan.
fillers every 4 months, would be expensive. not sure i would believe a biomedical student could afford it. the surgery was paid for by the ex but no mention of fillers or boob jobs here >>369107
also, i am not that anon, but do remember mystery had a husband for 3/4 years, made money on mfc, and on a manyvids account on tumblr too. ivan isn't the only one who wanted to fuck her.
Her image disorder is so severe she only posts pictures of ones she's edited to spam to tumblr or r9k. The rest are screenshots from people who've cammed with her, aka ones she couldn't control like >>368516
So she's basically no different than most cows we discuss here.
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You said that you didn't suspect she had anything touched before the summer of '15.
By her own admission she's been having fillers at least since 2014.
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>>378236>a beautiful sublime femanon who is cherished and loved by all and happens to save images from tumblr has actually said this and actually thinks she needs to go through surgery to please us
Never change, babes. We love you for who you are.
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>>378232>not sure i would believe a biomedical student could afford it
By being a camwhore. Lmao. It's not hard to believe. She dropped out for a year after her ex sent her parents her cam nudes, so she didn't support herself by any normal means. You know if she had been working a real job she would've been bitching anonymously about it like everything else in her life.
Also considering she never mentions a job besides the fast food one she worked over this past summer, she's had to have had some kind of aid.
he hates her now and thinks she's boring and won't ever manage to marry some other sucker>made money on mfc
she bitched on the ambercutie forums about having less traffic, and was only capped a couple times. she didn't make a lot of money and had a shitty camscore.>manyvids on tumblr
it has one video on it, and she did a snapchat. hardly loads of money>Ivan isn't the only one
bunch of robots who want what they can't have? such a compliment. oscar dumped her for being a psycho and threatening to kill herself on cam. there's a diff between wanting someone romantically and wanting to have a shameful jerk over an r9k troll. mystery's "perfect bf" was some loser degenerate neet, because she literally cannot do any better
if y'all want to fuck her, cool, good for you. but at least realise that's a whole other thing to her actually being attractive
the pinnacle of mystery's life was getting a man to pay for surgery and men to pay her to jiggle around a bit on mfc. 95% likelihood she dies alone.
Ultimately it doesn't even matter how she looks if she's happy with what she sees in the mirror. But we all know that'll never happen.
I know people with mangled noses and chins who got surgery, maybe laser hair removal or fillers too and are now happy as clams even though they don't look all that special, because their goal was never to be prettier than all other girls and make men swoon over them by showing them their ass on cam.
It's really sad but for some reason I can't look away, it's like watching a train wreck. She tries so damn hard to be desirable but will do nothing to change her behaviour and get help even though the palpable insecurity and her psycho antics are what grosses people out. She'll just keep throwing money at plastic surgeons thinking if she inflates her tits enough she'll finally be loved.
>>378232>implying men have standards
Kek not being fat or disfigured makes you an automatic 9/10 for atleast half of the male population.
And there's a 99% chance her rich-ish parents still give her an allowance, which she then spends on fillers.>>378089
Picture the girl on the right without the roman nose, nasolabial folds, lack of lips, witch chin, and open mouth. That's mystery. Fivehead is still very present in the OP. Where her hairline starts is ahem,
a mystery ;3
I don't think robots don't understand at how uninterested we are when you say you want to fuck a cow.
It's like going to the zoo and saying "I'd fuck that giraffe". Nice, glad you do, but we don't want to know.
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Shittily argued by anon there but Black people don't go pink when they blush nor are their parents usually described as pale, and the author drew her characters like this.
Regardless this is a shitty derail from this thread and Mystery probably doesn't even agree with the opinion she posted in the first place.
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>>380000>The language of this whole fucking post
Nice quads, tumblr
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New leaked pic of Mystery everybody!
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Mystery posts in Oscar's thread are fantastic. She is so bitter and scattered all over the thread, it's wonderful to see the /r9k shits rip each other to threads the minute they're not on their board.
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FACT: Mystery has a better body than everyone in this thread
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Fact: Most people would have better bodies with plastic surgeries, fillers, and copious amounts of splenda-daddy drugs like what she got.
She's still a hog.
>>381340>didn't seem to have friends
Unsurprising. Kind of what happens when you're insecure as shit and treat other women like threats, and men like meat wallets.
Please do come back with your spoils, anon. Sounds milky.
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FACT: plastic surgery takes money, lots of it, and I'm sure you don't want to spend 10k+ to has what she has naturally
BONUS FACT: Posting piggies doesn't help you
ALTERNATIVE FACT: It actually makes you look really jelly lol ^__^
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Fact: We'd all be 10k richer if we were whores too. These piggu pics seem to trigger
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FACT: You sound a little mad lol didn't mean to irritate you, just having a bit of fun lol, take a chill pill little bro we can't all have 10/10 bods ;D
are you insinuating this flat ass lolcow has a 10/10 bod?
you must be herself or Ivan, nobody else would ever say this
Can you faggots sage?
And stop with the ;D ^_^ shit please
This overly confident front makes you look more insecure.
Also hi, Mystery.
i see from mystery's posts that she applied to law school in october last year and now claims to be a law student >>39639
sup mystery. how does it feel knowing nobody will ever want to employ you as soon as they find out about everything? and you know they will. whos going to hire a lying camgirl for a lawyer? your ethics are shot.
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I'm just posting Mystery pics, what's your problem and why are you posting a negroid every time?>>381410
Would be hilarious if Mystery had begged her personal salad tosser to come here and whiteknight with 'ironic' bait.
>>381443>be a good boy and mommy will let you lick her greasy asshole clean>>381438
mystery isn't smart enough to go to law school. she lies compulsively (she's in the top 10% of med school as well remember!!) but mostly she just lacks basic reasoning skills
example: in ryden's thread she was stating how ryden posted CP of herself when she was 14-16 trying to be a chan. she then follows it up with "Fast forward a little further, ryden now harasses anyone who posts CP. It's quite odd really. She's one of those camwhores that NEVER wants any other girls to start camwhoring because I guess she knows she can't handle the competition."
so (1) she not recognise that opinions can change from being a dumb teen, and (2) she seems to think ryden having a problem with highly illegal abusive material is just because she's jealous
great lawyer brain right there
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>>381443>I'm just posting Mystery pics
That's the joke? That's really it? What a lame joke, maybe you should stop posting or don't post again until you actually think of something funny. ^^;(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Maybe it's because Mystery isn't really a cow and she really doesn't have any milk. Maybe it's because you guys are shit at picking lolcows, all you do is pick people that made you mad and insult them for a week before the thread dies off. Maybe that's the reason this site is dying, huh, really gets those cogs turning
Not every thread has to be constantly active. This website isn't dying, and making fun of the cows isn't stemmed from ~muh jealously and anger~. These people put themselves on the internet, and show their asses to a relatively huge audience with crystal clear evidence.
But, generally it's people like you that come on these boards and all of you do the same "muh intelligence surpursses all of u, you're all jealous, this is dying, no1 curr"
You probably ate paint chips off of walls when you were a kid. Bravo.
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>>384243>all you do is pick people that made you mad and insult them for a week before the thread dies off
But why worry about that when retarded faggots like you bump these "dead threads" so we can look at the drama all over again and laugh :^)
BTW-she was one of those people insulting cows for months on end and weirdly obsessing about their bodies, so.
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A List of things Mystery did>Made a bunch of threads about people she just doesn't like>most of the "milk", is her obsessively STALKING said girls>Sperged about jontron and got laughed at, then tried to get /r9k/ to raid lolcow as revenge>Obsessively nitpicked cows about plastic surgery>posted revenge porn (illegal)>sent a shitty selfwritten C&D to lolcow after taunting farmers for a thread, proceeded with empty legal threats towards admin>spammed threads insulting cows and other posters>accused people randomly of being pedophiles>called someone a variation of a whore/slut/bitch a whopping commbined 170 times in her posts
>posted her racist shit all over;>"anyway, black girls are all sluts, that's why they propagate stupid shit like amber walk. they don't care about women's rights, they just want an excuse to be fucking the white man w/o anyone judging them">This fat fuck should spend less time worrying about white people and more time at the gym. >if i was blac chyna i'd kill myself for ever having procreated with this ugly nigger>then she will fit the bullshit standards put in place by the Jewish Cabal media, and look closer to this 18 year old pornstar you posted.
So, in how many of these can you identify yourself?
half of our userbase makes racist remarks, calls others hoes and sluts, nitpicks the smallest things and calls other users fat. yawn. minus the revenge porn, the C&D thing, and being a tard ok rk9 and discord, yeah, she's like half of our farmers. don't believe me? go see the active threads, including moomoos where we recently had people taking candids of the cow.
i dont really give a shit about mystery and snow and pt are the boards i barely even participate, but yeah, i think many here are as guilty as her of doing the things you listed