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Kiki made her much waited YouTube comeback in the best Kiki style: late and poorly done.
She's putting weekly videos that consist of nothing but the same recycled garbage of false positivity, boring vlogs, pointless Q&A's while hinting Taku had an awful secret, without really getting into detail, and not having a clue of the proper date of her first TV appearance as an actress.
Previous thread: >>401819
Actors Access: https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/lilouvos
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take your iron supplements and come up with a new joke, lilou
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This was posted 6 hours ago. Really. Is that too much to ask her to proofread her video title before uploading?>>419578
LOL of course you don't, lilou. You half-ass nearly everything you've been doing. Nbd thinks you take anything srsly. Dun worry beb.
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She said the title was different but I didn't see anything different from when she uploaded the 1st time
Well. What did we learn?
- Kiki still can't grasp the concept of what's a What I Eat In a Day video
- her clothing choices remain horrendous
- has a thing for using powdered stuff in her recipes (like, onion, garlic… instead of the fresh stuff - so you cant really complain since it makes cooking at home 99% easier) and most of the "organic" products come from a can instead of products from the farmer's market
- mentions her messing up the date of the TruTV thing… a week later
- is very grateful for the support of her "true" fans
- "everybody gotta start somewhere"
- mentions she's following her passion for the 92727279th time> Bobby looks pretty ripped> her house is a clustered mess of plants, garbage and japanese luck cats
Image related: try harder hon
I was thinking that too, that I'm surprised how much powdered stuff she uses but I guess she doesn't eat as bad as I expected.
She made me miss Bitchin' sauce a little.
Tidy your damn house Kiki, jesus.
Also lol at her telling people to look at her IMDb rather than posting links to any films, she's clearly embarrassed about the total crap she's been in so far.
She lightly mentioned "even the small things, like students films*… you gotta start somewhere" and then right after that she thanks her fans and says "as I grow in this career I will always acknowledge you"
LMAO she went from "I'm just starting" to "I'll remember you when I'm famous ^^"
* I personally think it'd be smart to post link to the projects she was in (like Daisy) even if they were students films bc she does have a small exposure in her channel, she could use it as a way to put her work out there for others to see and maybe motivate more people to work with her if they like it
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christ, she's annoying.
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LMAO SHE ALSO POSTED IT ON HER TWITTER LIKE
What's the matter with you it was a one-liner comment you could've ignored or just said "nah thanks! I'm happy with the way it is now">>419727
Ikr, gotta love that taste of hypocrisy
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>>419734> those who find your natural beauty unacceptable
That's such an overly dramatic point and I'm sure as fuck the person commenting didn't mean harm.
Also she kept going.
Why does she turn everything into a cliché inspirational essay?
Damn, she's pressed
Her hair wouldn't look half as bad with some layers, bangs or at least not parting it in the middle. She looks like she's in some cult were people are not allowed to care what they look like or have mirrors.
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Maybe by changing and improving herself she means that she only lurks here now, rather than posting.
That wasn't even the single comment about Taylor's "covering her body like a blanket" hair. Kaka, your envy and insecurity are showing.
Think in a more macro level on how this kind of stunt she pulls just drive people (followers, viewers) off. People see this kind of shit and get scared of saying anything to her or realize how overboard she went and decide "fuck that".
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Can we talk about the cringe that is this tweet she posted @ Danny Trejo?
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LOOOOOOLL shit! Spergchan's come out again! Any time someone replies 4+ paragraphs to a short sentence you know they've been triggered
out of their shit. Keek, your hair is both thinning and receding, stop trying to explain them away
It's one of the moments she tries to come off as relatable but in the end it's just cringy>>419748
Nah burrito bowls are pretty much the easiest thing there is to make. Or just burrito bowls for that matter. And it's not granted shes making the same recipe as served in the restaurant, either.
"I just wanna help people"
"That's why I'm writing a rage essay against a two sentence and one emoji comment I got on my video"
She goes full sperg and use the "this is for those of you who…" talk to try and disguise it as "Kiki enlightened pep talk".
Also,let's be honest, people with fine straight hair have it pretty easy compared to curly/coarse/kinky hair in terms of styling and "self acceptance". they just need a flattering style and they're good to go. They don't need "words of encouragement to embrace" their fine hair wtf Kiki.
wow her shitty vocab (if you can even call it that) hasn't updated at all…
why not drop a rawr XD while you're at it
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I love it when they respond
Girl is gonna get blocked so fast.
Good job pushing away your few fans once again, Keeks.
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Am I just reaching when I say this :
> She be throwing shade at Taylor who has recently been admitting to changing her looks for attention/ appeasing others, while simultaneously being a salty butthurt cunt?
There is no way that having your flat hair pointed out can be this triggering
? right ? Maybe a one two sentence, but an essay + 2 tweets ?
For shits an giggles someone should also tell her to get fillers because her face is looking flat/ hallow too.
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>>419765>There is no way that having your flat hair pointed out can be this triggering ?
Spergchan wouldn't be a thing if she didn't go apeshit every time she was triggered
. If you read her posts, there were times she got mad af over something and would go on these "YOU FUGLY WORTHLESS UNLOVEABLE NEETS" spam posts for hours.
You put yourself out there, you're going to hear all kinds of things, and most of the time not as nicely put as this girl did. How does she still not understand this.
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Countdown til this person gets blocked. Damn h8rz
She did go to a public school for a while before being home schooled. I seem to recall her talking about supposedly being bullied by black kids (and hispanic I think?? My memory on this is pretty fuzzy now.), mentioning the 'flat ass ugly white
girl hair' comment specifically makes it sound like she's talking about the same era.
according to rolling stone her old school was called sawgrass middle school. I just googled the demographics: >Racial makeup is: White (35.7%), Hispanic (29.4%), African American (25.4%)
as far as i know hispanics and whites can both have the same hair type (thick, normal, or fine). so i don't think the 25% black was enough for them to gang up on her specifically for "white girl hair". if they did bully her for it, it's probably because her hair ultra, ultra thin. koot's ponytail has about as much hair as most people's bangs. so again it probably catches attention easily.
>>419722> omg all the things that suit fine hair will damage it
Fuck off that was your own stupid doings as a dumb teen. Grow up look up "haircut for fine long hair" go to a Salon and stop being stuck in your middle school bullying phase.
Stop demonizing everything.
So much for "you're not what happened to you" positivity message.
More people in the comments saying she blocked them on insta even though they never commented or liked her pics. Can't wait to see more of her innocent "I only block haters" spiel. If she ever took responsibility for something she did the world would stop spinning.
She and her bf are perfect for eachother. They seem the same equal kind of annoying. It's good they found one another to make eachother happy.
Such a hypocrite and so thin skinned! Strange that such an innocuous comment made sperg chan come out.>>419894>white ass ho
They didn't lie tho.
>>419870> i don't think the 25% black was enough for them to gang up on her specifically for "white girl hair".
Even if it was majority black, I'd still doubt they'd insult her hair. I live in a predominantly black city and while it is common for white people to be bullied for being white here, I've never once heard of black people insulting white hair. Actually, I've only ever seen/heard them do the complete opposite and compliment white hair.
And even if all of this is true, I don't get why she's still fucking harping on shit that happened in middle school. Everyone gets bullied in middle school and it's not due to any personal grudges or anything, it's just because kids are fucking assholes. I would bet money that the people who bullied her haven't thought about her once since middle school/the scene days and if they did see her again, they'd most likely be nice to her.>>419894>She talked about being bullied by the hispanic and black kids a lot as if that excused her racist shit.
The funny thing is, all it does is make me believe even more that she's still racist. Like if it weren't for her doing shit like this, I could've easily just written off the racist shit she did as just a teen trying to be cool/edgy and would've never thought she was an actual racist. All this makes me think is, "wow, she's really holding a grudge against a group of people over petty shit that supposedly happened in middle school."
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Hmmmm, I wonder why black/hispanic people wouldn't like Kiki as a kid ? Its not like she's racist or anything and hasn't made fun of the POC/Asians.
I half ass keeping up with her and her sister, but did Keek's ever address any of this ? I know Kooter gave a half assed apology.
It's shit like this that sometimes makes me wonder why she puts herself out there and tries so hard to garner fame (online or otherwise) if she can't handle even the most miniscule amount of criticism, even when it's conveyed in the most polite way possible, but then I instantly remember her neverending hunger for attention and admiration and how much that overpowers it all.
I don't know how you can go through years of receiving criticisms from strangers and still be so fucking sensitive.
I also love how she added the part about "I had hair down to my butt and my friends would always braid and play with it because it was so nice and soft and I always received so many compliments on it outside of school~".
After watching the first couple of her new videos I for some reason sensed that she had become just a slight
bit more modest but nope, there's the good old humblebrag Kiki I know.
Spergchan was obsessed with pussy appearance too. Kaka must be insecure about her own beef curtains.
Keeks, it's fine if you've got low hanging cow tongues. All vulvas look different.
To this day she hasnt taken an ounce of responsibility, even when she was basically the one enabling Kota and "leading" the stickam shenanigans (I'm not saying Kota is 100% innocent though).
In her last video, when she touched the aspect of "Kiki kannibal" being a persona, I thought she'd go in details like "I was hurting others bc I was hurt so this Kiki Kannibal persona shielded me from my own feelings" but this would require showing vulnerability and humanity, so I guess she'll never go there.>>420067>"I had hair down to my butt and my friends would always braid and play with it because it was so nice and soft"
That Humblebrag ♡ never change, Kaka! You can try to act like it isn't there, but dat superiority complex is latent
Still. I thought you were bullied af to the extreme and had no friends? Who was braiding your "nice, soft hair", then?
>>420061>did Keek's ever address any of this ?
Nope, never. I remember when she got into a huge argument over racism against white people with some blm people on twitter, she outright said that she wasn't a racist and that she was just targeted due to her skin color.
Here are the tweets:https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=racist%20from%3Ammmkikikannibal&src=typd&lang=enhttps://twitter.com/search?l=&q=racism%20from%3Ammmkikikannibal&src=typd&lang=en
Here's a bonus tweet where she also claimed she had a knife held up to her stomach at school:https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/546090554153775105
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>>420152>I was hurting others
lmao, she would never say this. or anything that would even briefly make her share some blame. She acts like she has no memory of ever being on the shitty end and bring others down.
but either way, it wouldn't matter even if she made a full confession at this point. she was out here rage-typing telling people to kill themselves all the while saying on her public sites "my experiences has made me more compassionate, I intuitively know when someone is hurting, and I wish everyone well". She's nothing but a fraud.
She only likes the aesthetic and positive image of being a ~love and light~ healing powers flower child.
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Always gud 2 hav dem screenshots
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Hahaha my fave
> I can't possibly be racist I dated asians
I wonder who the 100% Korean guy was tho.
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OK fuck me with a chainsaw but I have to address this statement:
"Racist people don't visit other countries/learn multiple different languages*"
It is the dumbest statement I've ever read I refuse to believe she actually thought it was a good point. Also *multiple different languages aka basic Spanish and basic Japanese. Such multicultural Kaka. Well done.
Despite mocking blacks and asians… fuck off kirsten
Only reason she wants an asian guy is to probably do one better on her sister or jump on the asian boyfriend bandwagon
>>420188>Racist people don't date outside their race.
Um… Kirsten, you can't be serious with this. I know this was three years ago but it's been known for a while that racist people do date outside their race and then use it as an excuse to negate their being racist.
Well you obviously aren't up to date on LGBTQ issues or preferred terms but keep trying to use that one trans girl you were friends with for two seconds in the MySpace scene days to prove what a champion for equality you are.
What? LOL Cash was literally a one-night stand whom Kiki knew had a gf (according to his own gf). Wtf, she's making that up for brownie "I dated nonwhites" points. That's so, so sad.>>420195
Even worse, she's making a own card - the "learning languages/going abroad can't be racist" card.
these claims were made in 2014/2015 I wonder if any of those views have changed or if she still believes being abroad and half-assing at Japanese count as "not racist" argument
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Couple of random Acheron bits
Y'know, this one genuinely isn't bad >>420248
But sis looks pretty rough here >>420247
What in the hell is going on with those yellowish splotches
Just about all non Asian girls who thirst over Asian dick because of their kpop/animu interests are in fact racist
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Also, the reel from the guy who directed Gemma Vu features Kiki a bunchhttps://vimeo.com/206379633
Aside from the weak-ass face slap in the beginning it actually looks pretty good>>420247> "I wasn't casted because I looked too young"
Either way! Thanks for the heads-up muh dude
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Hâte to be that guy and beat a dead horse but… Kiki, you're balding. It's ok to have fine hair and a huge forehead but this shit is actually balding. You can see the hair loss patches in the scenes at >>420286
where she has her hair up. women sometimes have thinning hair and start balding in the front part of their head - it can be for many reasons and there are many treatments out there that you can look for - even ~natural & organic~ ones.
Image attached is kiki's and a woman in a much advanced stage.
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Just to reinforce my point bc it isn't even trolling,I really want her to get some help
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I know, even in her vlog it seemed… less beaky. How does she do that.
lol what? you really expect that saying the name Danny out loud should cause her a mental breakdown?
>Like, Dakota got mad at this one girl for having her middle name (Rose).
that has literally nothing to do with what you're saying about kiki. Dakota was a stupid kid on myspace who was apparently unaware that more than one person can have a middle name.
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>>420548>racist & homophobic people don't have good friendships w/transgendered people, gays & people of other races like I current have/ & have had
this is the first tweet i've ever seen her use the word "gay" in a positive light. obviously bull though, she hates lesbians and mocks gays. she's such a gross narc, she used to think any lesbian that makes eye contact with her wants her. she literally used the words "don't make eye contact with me". probably still thinks this.
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A gift for y'all.
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I have to admit, I'd really like to watch her act. Some of these scenes convince me she could be entertaining.
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Lol, yet another mistake on Lilou's resumes - the short film is called Jamais Vu, not Gemma Vu. The script is fairly OK, until the ending which comes out of nowhere which I swear always happens with student crap.https://d26oc3sg82pgk3.cloudfront.net/files/media/uploads/casting_call/a68b8c5b-5f8a-412f-9324-a011182f5179.pdf
Yeah I was fine with most of it but the slap was just weak-ass. C'mon, Kristen. Imagine the guy is an obsessive hater.>>420727
She looks pretty darn good in this one. I like how her hair isn't as flat, too (and I do think she thought about it before posting it, lol)
It certainly does activate the almonds.
That's why whenever Keeks starts spewing out her typical garbled vitriolic nonsense, you can be 99% sure she's projecting.
I feel like the more obvious reason she dates Asians is bc she clearly loves being put on a pedestal as the ashy haired, blue eyed pasty white girl by Asian men. It's like reverse exoticism, the same way creepy Japanese men fetishize Russian and Eastern European girls.
She wants betas who will constantly shower her with attention, validation and compliments, which is exactly what her fragile narc ego needs.
Let's face it, the only things she has going for her are her super sheshul blue eyes, lank dishwater hair, and, uhh, 'badonkadonk', all of which she's extremely proud of. If she ever got mistaken for a Ukrainian prostitute, she'd probably be thrilled.
Damn, she looks so haggard and tired. That vegan diet and those $90 tubs of honey are really working wonders for her skin, kek.>>420247
The nose knows.
nah, I think it's 100% because Dakota is in Japan and kiki wants to feel close to that too. i mean it's obvious. she had her own kotaclone phase, tried to make it in Japan as a DJ etc etc. she wants a piece of Japan too even if a Japanese dick is all she can get.
and by any chance are you the same anon that keeps going on about what a white supremacist you think she is? knock it off already. it only makes you look like the one thinks "speshul blue eyes and blonde hair" is something so huge.
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Apparently Lilou did actually get paid for two of her roles.
Reading through the You Can Do Better parts makes me wonder how Kiki felt about being around 'gays'.
She's trying, indeed. PERSONALLY I think she could try way harder but at this point, I think she's being the most consistent.>>421048> Rose: a young woman who's doll-like. Emotionally numb.
Damn,if only Dakota was around..
Are these all Kiki's roles til now? And I can assume that >>420247
is her as Pandora? I mean, she is in a hospital and all…
I actually thought maybe they used tape or glue to give her deeper furrow lines or nasolabial folds, but close up, nope…I know going after her looks is low hanging fruit but it is quite a shock to see so many lines for someone so young.
I'm all for veganism and when people cut out dairy and meat, often their skin improves. But when people go hardcore vegan and exclude entire food groups, often their skin's appearance actually deteriorates, and they start to look pallid and sluggish. I just hope she's supplementing.
this light isn't doing her any favors either, it accentuates her facial lines but I don't think its THAT bad and the heavy eye makeup does give her a worn down look.
If it really was as bad, it'd show in her videos/selfies and they all would be blurried af 24/7.
>>420741>Jamais Vu, not Gemma Vu
kek, super cultured leeloo wouldn't know French.
Would the keeks ever graduate out of non-speaking roles or student short things?
I just can't see her memorizing an actual script and being a character other than herself. She can't even act on her youtube channel.
I also wonder if she's going to pay to join a union or if she already has.>>420564
This needs to be turned into a banner, but what should be pasted on the left..
>>421132> This needs to be turned into a banner, but what should be pasted on the left..
> Would the keeks ever graduate out of non-speaking roles or student short things?
We will only know when the TruTV episode comes out I guess.
All we can do is speculate, but I would bet that she heavily relies on Bobby. I guess there is nothing wrong with that, they both get something out of it.
It makes me laugh that so many of her roles are the "naive, dainty" girl roles. I have a feeling her "rougher around the edges" gigs will be much better and more entertaining, and I feel she will express herself better.
Not that anon but… yes the copper highlights were 2 years ago but she was recently RT'ing a ginger
guy, who complaint there are no ginger emojis, and (Kaka was) saying "#the struggle is real" to that. It's gone now but the screenshot's at >>411697
Wouldn't surprise me if she still thinks that but learnt better to not go around spewing this kind of snowflakey cringy shit.
Except all her selfies ARE filtered to shit.
Just look at >>419578
I mean how can you tell me that's not blurry af.
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Koots was her only friend and didn't she leave to live in Japan on a certain year?
Seems around that time their slang both stayed frozen in the past.
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Blah "I need to set my TV" apparently bobby is playing smthg idk.
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The first comment "is this your natural hair color????" Kiko stated so multiple times and it isn't even that unusual. Fucking stans, damn.
Nah I think she's aware slang has progressed in the past decade, she just knows she has absolutely no
social reference as how to use it believably. I'd rather believe that but there is a possibility she is that fucking stupid.
I don't think she can pass off as a timer. It looks more like it's somebody else playing and she's just filming herself and then the TV
> where da video at
Sounds like she's still trying to sell crap from before.>>422942
You Are Brilliant
$60 or more per month
It's Your Birthday, Every month!
I will purchase a personal favorite as a gift to send to you each month.
(crystals, gems, pins, kits, every month will be different!)
+ all of the previous awards, yay!
>custom tshirt by dakota rose
Oh does she mean those dated monstrosities with Kooter's weird anorexic alien people ironed on that she has been trying to unload for 10+ years? They were trying to get rid of them on their desperate Kickstarter too. Those were tacky and never in style even once but ok Kaka.
>I will purchase a personal favorite as a gift to send to you each month. (crystals, gems, pins, kits, every month will be different!)
Who wants to bet these will also be recycled Kiki Kannibal/LilKitten store rejects that she couldn't get anyone to buy?
Yeah, I think the what I eat in a day videos of hers are very lazy, but I actually cackled at how batshit she goes over a hummingbird bc "it's a good sign".
She promised to make videos for Patreon people and
on YouTube. Hmm ok Kiki.
> there are products who are cruelty free but hurt your liver and kidneys
Wtf? Does anyone have any legit info on that or is it pseudoscience?
I was the anon who said she should set up a Patreon/super chats so yeah. You're welcome Kiki. Good for you you're not just sitting around, waiting for your "birthday money" to come in. We know she won't do livestream chats bc she's afraid of people screenshotting her bad angles, though.
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>THERE'S A HUMMINGBIRD GUYZZ DID U SEE DAT OMGGGG IT'S A GOOD OMEN
You don't come off as endangered at all keeks
All the food looks massively unappealing - what happened to all the lights you had Keeks? Why do you need other people to pay for all this equipment when you had plenty before?
That ~quirky~ voice is so irritating and fake, literally every line sounds rehearsed. She's even laughing at her own dumb voOooiiIiceeEe as if she's actually entertaining, really annoying.
Also that's not even 'kinda' bibimbap. Veg with rice doesn't equal bibimbap. And maple syrup with gochujang? I'm fucking TRIGGERED
>I stay up at night thinking about the videos I want to make
Then make them! You're barely squeezing out one low-effort video a week. It looks like she's spending about 2-3 hours a week on YT, but now she's claiming she's obsessed and has a vision for her channel? Yeah right.
>>423013> All the food looks massively unappealing - what happened to all the lights you had Keeks? Why do you need other people to pay for all this equipment when you had plenty before?
Same here. She did say the food was fridge leftovers so yeah. It only makes these videos come off as lazy and poorly done ("scrape fridge leftovers and make a video of it").
She had lights, reflectors and a green screen a while ago. I'm half believing she probably sold it off on ebay in a whim, like she did with the music equipment (some people claim she did so yeah, the filming equipment probably went away as well if that's true)
>I stay up at night thinking about the videos I want to make> Then make them! You're barely squeezing out one low-effort video a week. It looks like she's spending about 2-3 hours a week on YT, but now she's claiming she's obsessed and has a vision for her channel? Yeah right.
I don't buy this either. I read her Patreon page and it comes off as… she will just use the money to make videos she could be doing right now, except without a tripod, lights, etc.
>I have sooo many ideas.. so many books full of ideas.
In other words just like Taylor she has a bunch of empty planner books hanging around doing nothing.
I sorta wonder if Dakota is going to make a Patreon eventually, seems like everyone these days is. Lazy fuckers should just get a job or second job like the rest of the world.
Also her food and cooking skills is appalling … It looks like she's making dog food ( though she is a bitch soo.. )
But hey! You get a tee shirt designed by Dakota Rose!>>423018
Tbh Patreon seems to be more of a north-american youtuber thing… they'll either set up a Patreon or sell merch to make more money, it makes it possible for YT creators to actually focus their entire days on making high quality youtube videos while making a living off it.
I'm surprised Kaka did one, I always thought she'd be too proud (and maybe paranoid) to set one. She puts so little effort or her channel, though. The videos are half-assed, poorly edited and very unoriginal. She needs to step up her youtube game before promising ~Moar exclusive content~ to patrons and youtube "once I reach my goal".
I'm not surprised she did. Easy money. Sadly not all Youtuber's are using it to make better content/art, a lot are just using it as easy cash and another way to milk there fans. Knowing Kiki's history with scamming ( asking for money for Mac, but having one already spotted in pictures/ ripping someone else's music ect ect ) She's probably going to pocket the money and whip out the old studio lights and claim them as "new".
I'm curious about the shirts she's talking about though.. Is she splitting the earnings for those with Kota ? as they are " designed by kota" .. Also I wonder if she's going to buy shit off of taobao and pass it as "Dakota's fashion design " as Kota always wanted to have a fashion line ( but was always to lazy ). Sorta like what Kota already did with BabyFang.
>>423035> I'm curious about the shirts she's talking about though..
Me too, people are betting it's those really old ones with Dakota's anorexic drawings on it. It's even more shady that Kiki didn't upload any pictures of said shirts.
> Is she splitting the earnings for those with Kota ?
Lmao I doubt it
It's another testament to her laziness that she doesn't even have photos of the stuff people will be pledging money for. The details for a lot of the tiers are vague too - I wonder how long she'll manage to keep up the monthly rewards for and how often they'll actually be on time? Since the rewards include all the previous tiers she could end up with a lot of letters and DMs to send. She also doesn't specify whether she ships internationally.
Even if someone had no clue of her history of scamming and shit, they'd have to be pretty foolish to give money to someone that barely sticks to their one video a week schedule and constantly breaks promises.
The rewards also include penpals (letter stuff) and even vlogs? Like, her rambling about her day and personalized video messages to certain patrons.
I see her promising these things and, let's recap what went down in her videos:
First video: "should my next video be on home sickness?" A lot of the commenters said yes. She didn't deliver.
Q&A's: "should I make a Spotify Playlist with my favourite songs?" Ditto.
"I will make a video on my top 10 books" "I will make a video on my beauty routine and the products I like the most" Ditto and Ditto.
Without mentioning "2 sunburnt 2 film" so, there you have it.
I think even a hard-core fan would be uneasy to spare money on someone like this
So she's profiting off of her sister's name and design ? And not splitting profits.
I wonder if Kota knows about it. Kota's not exactly doing financially well right now either.
I agree the food looks so fucking disgusting especially the sandwich.
Also I didn't realize regular coffee was so bad for you and there was a healthy alternative. I can't help but facepalm at her.
The tempeh looked gross and she could've replaced the industrialized vegan mayonnaise with homemade hummus
I laughed out loud at the coffee bit. You eat almost everything industrialized but your coffee has to be organic~ with freaking mushrooms in it? Youre such a vegan snowflake regular coffee is beneath you?
She will just use the Patreon money to keep buying expensive stuff at Whole Foods>>423117
Bruh, the Patreon already has like, 4 people in less than 24 hours. Many people are that dumb. Plus, let's say these 4 people sign up to get DMs or letters. She's a slacker and will just let them down.
The mushroom coffee doesn't have any actual coffee in it. It's supposed to a substitute. I tried it when I wanted to cut back on coffee and I thought it was disgusting, but I guess there's people that like it.
4 people in 24 hours are not a lot though.
Lol yeah, true.
But don't forget one YT video a week and one student film every couple of months is 'a lot' to precious Kiki.
I see! Thanks anon. "Mushroom coffee" made me thing it was some weird mix of both (since she didn't clarify or anything,so helpful and educative <3).
She said they have no "mycotoxins" and after a quick research: http://www.healthline.com/nutrition/the-mycotoxins-in-coffee-myth#section3
Kiki basically breathes paranoia and pseudoscience >>423202
LOL that's what I thought> daddy & mommy> marimonsturr > Bobby or sockpuppet
Either way, let's see how long it takes her to give a twitter shout-out to these patrons (even if they pledged 60 dollars she promised all the other "awards" in every value - which includes a twitter shout-out from your Vegan Cruelty-Free Majesty)
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Amazingly she does seem to have at least one genuine supporter.
And it's not a sock account neither Marimonsturr damn. I'm legit impressed.
Did you see the comment bellow Kiki's tho? > you look like a character from a Godard movie
Like bitch wtf chill with the ass licking
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is this the old menu for an infamous new-age restaurant chain, or kiki's patreon levels?
Nah Dakota would't make a Patreon because she likes to brag about her fancy lifestyle as a runway/editorial model in japan and "beg for money" wouldn't be "classy" also to do things like personal letters to her "fans" or send them things on the mail involves too much effort and come on she doesn't even clean her room.>>423035
You know, I think Patreon is a good way for someone who really do some kind of art or just do/knows some skill to get some money teaching or sending original artworks, etc. but I'm so sick and tired of this online personalities who thinks because they're "famous" they can ask their fans for money, fucking leechers man why don't they have a job like normal people do? I bet people who'll donate to kaka's patreon will be only silly kids who aspire to be like her and kooters someday
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Pinterest teir shit right here
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Her WIIAD/recipe videos be like
Yea, Kooter's is soo classy sleeping on the sofa at a friends. ( well she has her own tiny room and bed ) Kota is spiralling downwards, and her 2 gigs a year aren't good enough to hold her in place. I guess her depending on hand outs from a friend disqualifies the theory she's married or dating.
I could see Koot's using patreon and sending out signed shooped images of herself. I'm actually surprised Kiki isn't offering signed pictures as a reward tier. Maybe Kota's hand is in on this ? but discretely. They may be sisters, but I wouldn't put it past them to be stingy and not want one another to financially gain off the other. In other words Kota probably doesn't want her sister earning off of her old dusty designed shirts. >>423314
I don't have high hopes, its summer and all the edgy kids are out of school.
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Lol since when are eggs vegan
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You can get algae made to be vaguely resemble eggs. I imagine there's some other equally disgusting substitutes out there too.
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The other half of her Instagram story for posterity
So I guess this a one year anniversary? That would mean she went to LA earlier than we previously thought.
Sperg-chan's last spam was on 13th July after that it was more 'normal' posts on the 21st, 27th and then a big gap until September.
Yeah yeah tinfoil hat I know but I do wonder if she had some kind of breakdown and her parents agreed to give her what she wanted and make a significant change in her sorry life.
You can't see much of his face but I don't think it's Bobby>>290019>>290079
Plus she deleted that stuff which says a lot.
It's amazing just how many posts she has in that thread.
A balding polyamorous pansexual judging by the casting list - there's a trans character, genderfluid, lesbian, etc. This must have been the toughest role yet for poor Kiki lol
I wonder how the Wizard character fits into this…
God this whole channel is so cringy>>423855> I do wonder if she had some kind of breakdown and her parents agreed to give her what she wanted
I think so. It makes sense and it'd kinda explain this whole "I'm following my passion now" shtick when she realized she didn't turn out to be a huge music hit/ didnt have a great break thru as a model in Japan/ husbando-to-be left
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The skit was under 2 min. And cringey af
I'm still surprised that she could hide her nose for that long. It's so big.>>424276
Yeah, the video wasn't too bad unless you think about what kind of a person she really is.>>423855
Some people celebrate their 1 month/ 3 month/ 6 month so it could be anything. But it sounds plausible.
This wasn't bad considering what it was. Like >>424351
said, I sorta hope she's finally found her niche with this. These days I can't help but feel bad for her (not so much in a "poor girl" way, but in a "wow, I hope this crazy person gets their life sorted out" way).
OK the whole thing was really fucking awful. The first part was like watching a tumblr post featuring people on their 30's. Even the part where the guy "talks" to people's sexual identity on the street seems forced. I can't even talk shit about Kiki bc she actually came off as better than the other actors. >>424562
That tight hairstyle didn't do her any favours I'm bemused HOW the hair/makeup crew couldn't think "hey, why not put her on some loose braids with tons of dry shampoo and some teasing instead of that greasy mass" and the filming seemed specially fond of her huge beak.
>>424429> I think she has a solid career here. I'm rooting for her.
She wasn't even on the same wavelength with the other actors. She comes across as thinking of herself only still, like in the youtube videos.
Can't unsee that huge nose though. She's been hiding that shit for years!
Maybe she told them she was. She's representing the Q in LGBTQ and there are a lot of "queer" identities she could've claimed. Tbh it would be great to see the show get some backlash for casting a racist homophobe for a skit like that but it's not worth the faux outrage.
Nice beak on display Keeks.
Yeah! Let's all wish misery and death on her like she deserves because nobody should ever be allowed to turn over a new leaf!
idk about you but a lot of us visit this site hoping that these cows will learn from their mistakes and change. Kiki still has plenty of time to change and I hope she does. >>424603
Oh pray tell what magical "wavelength" this is and how one detects this esoteric quality? lmao
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LMAO even in the most flattering shots she could grab you still can spot the massive nose
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Not that anon but ain't nbd wishing death on her etc dude. Plus they're right, it's not like her career is "taking off" super smoothly or that this TruTV is a big deal at all.
Tbh I like to imagine cows will learn from their mistakes but with Kiki we are way past that. I do hope she succeed in whatever she wants to do now but you have to be some next level naive to ever think she can possibly change for good after the Sperg-Chan tirade
>>424643>Kiki still has plenty of time to change
Clearly, she has her whole life.
In the meantime she will continue to sperg out and create milk for us. Your praise for Keeks doing the literally the absolute least only enables it.
>how one detects this esoteric quality
The exact same way anyone can spot whenever Kaka comes off as insincere or fake. Through her awkward af interactions with other people.
>>424734> I really do wish her luck, and I am excited to see where her career goes. If she became famous we would have so much to talk about here and that would be fun.
Same here. I think most farmers think so? Like, there is always someone who'll see it as unfair, annoying but overall I think we'd have a swell time if she got big (or even moderately ok). Kiki is an infinity cringe and narcissism source and doing well in life will only fuel it. If she fails, she'll just go MIA.
> She really needs accept her past and make light of how stupid it all was
The closest we got was her low-key admitting Kiki Kannibal was a front she put "bc of haters", so I don't think that'll ever change and even if she does, we will always have her Sperg-Chan tirade and that's smthg she cant get away with, not even if she came clear with it or claimed it was a "persona" to protect herself, too.
I like how cows are always calling us hateful and the worst people in general, but y'all are so soft and forigiving
I can't root for her, I still vividly remember all those horrifying, disgusting stuff she posted, and her whole fairy vegan hippie persona is so fake and forced I don't doubt she's the same Kiki under the facade. But also I don't care enough to wish her bad nor to follow her "career". I just think you guys definitely put too much faith in her alleged change.
sage because who cares about my opinion
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Damn Kiki that's so impressive
Most patrons pledged on Sunday. You're only less than a week late.
How hard is it to make a tweet giving them a shout-out tho (one of the "awards")?
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>>425183>To my Patreon Supporters>on twitter
lmao, doesn't she know she can make a post on patreon exclusively for them to see? typical kaka, can't resist any form of bragging. has to make a public tweet for all 7 people to see. >>425296
you can't make socks on patreon.. you actually have to pledge money to be one of them. i'm kind of surprised she has so little actually. Back in 2013~ there used to be a number of salivating Dakota wannabes that would have jumped at the opportunity at being able to question keek on their photoshop/makeup/fashion secrets (pic related..). nowadays the only one of those I see around is the dakolei girl.
Is that #Spoony?
Yep, the exclusivity is supposed to be half the appeal of Patreon but Kiki takes a while to figure out anything invented after 2008. Girl, you're lucky to get even those 7 idiots, give them what they want, even a tweet-length update on Patreon
You don't have to pay right away because patreon pledges are charged only on the first of the month, so it's possible to pledge and then cancel to inflate numbers temporarily. She's also not above paying for followers, if history tells us anything, so I could see her paying herself and eating the fees.
I also suspect that the tweet was meant to get new patrons on board/more visibility. I didn't see her pushing patreon as much as I expected on social media, so I think she's going for the "mention casually as often as possible" approach rather than spamming and blasting it everywhere, which is actually pretty smart. Also if she's shipping out gifts, that means people have pledged into the highest tiers for physical items, so she's probably pulling pretty solid first month money already.
but.. 7 is nothing. if she had like 70 then suspecting sock puppets is ok, but it's pointless for the current number. imo 7 is perfectly believable in terms of asskissing followers willing to pay for her to chat with them. Doesn't she have one follower in particular that copies her instagram bio and leaves cringy comments from time to time? she was talked about in a previous thread.
either way, it's kinda funny that her "goal" appears to be exponentially high. she's only at 8%, i bet it's like $2,000+ monthly. that's really delusional since her rewards are literally "i'll talk to you, i'll send you a written letter, i'll buy you something with your own money". Patreon is suppose to be to help artists make an income by delivering goods to paid subscribers. It's not a platform for narcs to charge people for the opportunity to talk to them.
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No bully for remembering an Adam Sandler movie pls but she looks SO much like the character Alexa from 50 First Dates…
So is she going to be @ mentioning people who are her patreons? That will be funny.>>425321>nowadays the only one of those I see around is the dakolei girl.
Dakolei is kaka herself so..
(not the same anon, just putting on a tinfoil hat on this one) the "lei" in the username is Kaka's middle name leigh, and the account uses some really basic spanish to throw us off…also, they seem to post a lot of Dakota's not-so-flattering photos (even her first japanese interview with her real face), and the account seems more dedicated to Kaka than it is to kooter, even the person owning the account knows the titles of Kaka's "acting jobs."
I think that this account is owned by at least one of the Ostrengas, and I'm thinking Kaka, especially when Kaka had her sperg meltdown, she did say some pretty rude things towards her own sister.
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Anon, pls. Even the things that point to it not being them you called it "trying to throw us off", you're reaching. It's not like there hasn't been several stupid people do this sort of thing before. And Kiki's middle name isn't a secret, so i don't see how lei in the username points to it being her.
as spergchan she had to say "rude" things about her sister. if she didn't, she would have come across as just a whiteknight and nobody would have taken her "she has no milk, move her thread to /b/" posts seriously. i mean, she said rude things about herself too LOL, she called herself "kaka and even threatened to "gut this bitch" in her own thread. Yet 70%~ of her sperging was still whiteknighting anyway.
Yes that's pretty much it. Whoop dee doo. >>425411> Also if she's shipping out gifts, that means people have pledged into the highest tiers for physical items
Thought the same. If they're legit she's pulling more than a couple of bucks from this. I wonder if we'll have any follower saying "omg I pledged for Kiki's Patreon and just got my top designed by Dakota. Love it <3" or smthg
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These are comments from her previous video. Can we just talk about how she's so paranoid of ~h8rz~ that she's blocked actual fans and they've started to notice? These people have supported her in the past, most likely with positive comments, and that was how she repaid them. Why would they continue to support her by giving her money after she has blocked them for literally no reason? And she's almost definitely blocked a lot more fans than just these.
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It definitely seems like dak0lei is Kaka, Cathy, or Kota. I just saw this while lurking on pull and I can't see any reason why a "fan" would get this upset over a comment about Kota's shooping.
Here's a link if you want to see the post I got the screenshot from:https://prettyuglylittleliar.net/topic/156-kooters-ig-kotirose/?page=164
I don't think I truly appreciated how important presentation and lighting is in cooking videos until I watched Kiki's crap.
Also her fashion is getting worse than ever.
"I've never rolled sushi before so if you want to learn how to roll sushi there are YouTube videos for that"
"I haven't rolled sushi before… well I've not rolled it for a few months"
She compulsively lied about knowing how to roll sushi lmao, dis bitch. Like it even matters.
True. The lipstick was super poorly applied and wtf is with that ruffled top.
I skipped most parts of the video. The recipe, as always, looked pretty gross and her voice-over is so cringy
It's what? The 3rd recipe video she does in a row? Kaka, get some ideas.
Also "I'll be posting a vlog of the TruTV experience". No, you'd be "vlogging" if you brought your camera with you to film while doing things there, since the whole thing is over, what you'll be doing is posting a "story time" type of video. It's so obvious. Goddammit get SOMeTHING right
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Yeah sure, that sounds reasonable lol
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Turns out Kiki did actually do one Twitter shoutout but she didn't bother to stick anything before his username, so it wouldn't have been seen by her followers. Money well spent!
ikr? not to mention the weird use of「」especially for someone who poorly tries to pass as
a native spanish speaker.Not even hardcore spanish speaking weebs do that. What gives? >>425793
You'd think Kiki would follow her own advice and watched those videos beforehand but no>>425802
don't get it either, of all the tons of vegan youtubers with actual content, they followed a nobody like kiki>>425819
Hope that Advent person is satisfied.
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Imagine looking in the mirror like this and thinking "yeah. This is a good look"
Not even uploading it in SUPER BLURRY mode could make it look good
>>425921>"don't worry guys, he's Japanese so he can say whatever he wants!"
That and her cluttered disorganized kitchen triggered
me even the room she films herself in looks untidy>>425928
If they do get it it'll be uploaded at 11:59pm and something she filmed and edited today in a hush
I think so. Even with the awful blurriness you can see the haggardness >>425910
Even when she had a decent camera and posted HD videos, she had a TON of bright-ass lights all over
This is the episode she is meant to show up in: http://www.trutv.com/full-episodes/you-can-do-better/2128339/index.html
Someone who has an account take screenshots or record the segment shes in. I'm so curious how she looks on a TV studio camera.
All the motives behind posts, coincidences, posting style and voice confirms it as Kaka for me. The info and photos are also quite obscure at times.
She'd never block it because she is running it. Meanwhile she's blocking her fans lol.>>425956
Well how did you think she's been hiding this? >>424206
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Bitch you gon be featured in a F-rated horror film where people will be able to see all your "bad" angles multiplied by 10. Why you even bother blurring the fuck out of your videos.
So much for "you define your own beauty" >>419735
(she'd probably pull that argument if someone told her to properly apply lipstick. I used to think she'd look good with red lips but this clown look is just bad)
Image related:I remember in an older thread (b4 she was gone forever) an anon tried to "undo" the filters on her photos & videos.
This is my attempt. I half think I'm being harsh on her and half think I'm being fair if you consider her "candid" pics.
(Feel free to do a way better version than this cuz this one's shit)
K. I'm not the same anon that's been claiming dak0lei is Kiki although I once suspected that. now I've pretty much dropped that theory. Chances are it's just an ass licker "fan" IMHO.
I just wanted to clear the air on why anons are saying Kiki can speak Spanish.
Yeah, I second that. >>426115
Anon, who knows? stop this stupid tinfoil, that's not Kiki.
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I agree with you but I get where other anon is coming from. Kiki is majorly irrelevant but her and Dakota have a latino Stan that posts hashtags in Kanji and posts shit like this:>>426189
Yes but with Kiki is even more absurd because she praises light, positivity and "accepting" your "own beauty" while she goes thru unnecessary lengths to hide her humongous squidward nose.
I get the vibe she's not happy with the way she looks (otherwise she'd not get butt hurt over a one-line comment about her thinning hair) but insists on staying the same to "prove the haters wrong" or whatever.
LMFAO Chelsea Peretti is fucking hilarious and has actual talent you dumb bitch how can you even compare an actress
to Kiki, let alone a legitimately skilled comedian/actress.
You guys this shit isn't real Kiki does not and never will have a career as a fucking actress - never ever ever ever
. This is LA, there are beautiful, sociopathic girls literally everywhere there that can act circles around Kiki drunk. Stop.
She's going to crash soon if she stops taking her Abilify. She'd get better acting roles just going to a bar and falling on someone, people in LA love nothing more than enamoring you with how connected they are.
Sorry to burst your bubble she's a self centered cunt who will fuck this up to, she's only pretending to have a life purpose because she got caught trying to Buffalo Bill Taylor. Actually the only reason she wants to act is Taylor, so who cares if her videos are never on schedule because something will inevitably cause her delusion to crack.>>426639
Yo. No one cares. Sage that random shit. They will never go the Latino route what kind of opinion is that
omg bitch no she can't "just work on it" this is Kiki Mother Fuck Kannibal you're talking about she possesses no fucking skill and has been trying to act on Stickam/their home video skits for decades and she still shows only one emotion - dead inside.
And you can't just learn a talent, she could develop a skill with years and years of dedication to a craft but that will never fucking happen
. This is cooking videos. This is make up tutorials. This is lilkitten. This is Japan. This is DJing. This is any attempt at mental health. She. does. not. work.
She just wants to fuck Taylor stop shitting up the thread with your non lesbian drama.
What Kiki is trying to do is to make big buck fast. Not only is she narcisisetic, she is also extremely lazy.
Most recent evidence is her lackluster videos where she is unable to uphold one (1) weekly deadline.
I dont think anyone here meant to say that. Yes, talent and skills over looks but she ain't got those either, so…>>426701
She did try to do improv once and TruTV was a comedy show, so maybe… she thinks she can do comedy? It's a wild shot I think. She be interested in anything that gives her some attention.
>>426664>Actually the only reason she wants to act is Taylor
I forgot about this. There was extreme sperging when Taylor was in that lame drama. Thing is Taylor seems responsible as a worker with and got tasteful roles on TV while Kiki's biggest break is uh… that Puppetmaster soft porn thing on a niche platform.
atm I'm just waiting for the inevitable vlogs or tweets about how Hollywood sucks and she's a victim of it, and that's why she never got roles other than the ones her parents bought.>>426710>she's only really good for a pretty face >>420286>>424206
Damn, I totally agree with you but you need to chill, no need to be mean.
Anyway I have the same idea of kiki's being an actress because of taylor. And I don't like her but still, sometimes I kinda feel bad about her, she needs to do something with her life.