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No. 419492

https://www.lolcow.farm/kiki

Kiki made her much waited YouTube comeback in the best Kiki style: late and poorly done.

She's putting weekly videos that consist of nothing but the same recycled garbage of false positivity, boring vlogs, pointless Q&A's while hinting Taku had an awful secret, without really getting into detail, and not having a clue of the proper date of her first TV appearance as an actress.

Previous thread: >>401819

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lilouvos/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilouvos
https://www.Twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/kikikanniballl
IMDb: http://www.imdb.me/lilouvos
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Backstage: https://www.backstage.com/u/lilouvos/

No. 419578

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>>419492

take your iron supplements and come up with a new joke, lilou

No. 419598

Oh no I missed the new Video before she deleted it again… :(

No. 419610

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>>419598
This was posted 6 hours ago. Really. Is that too much to ask her to proofread her video title before uploading?

>>419578
LOL of course you don't, lilou. You half-ass nearly everything you've been doing. Nbd thinks you take anything srsly. Dun worry beb.

No. 419612

>>419610
For anyone wondering the video title was WHAT I EAT TODAY + VEGAN RECIPE // TREJO TACOS

No. 419643

It's back up. Didn't catch it the first time she uploaded. Is there anything different? (Aside from the title change.)

No. 419646

>>419643
Her voice sounds really forced in this video compared to her Q&A's

No. 419649

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>>419643
She said the title was different but I didn't see anything different from when she uploaded the 1st time

Well. What did we learn?
- Kiki still can't grasp the concept of what's a What I Eat In a Day video
- her clothing choices remain horrendous
- has a thing for using powdered stuff in her recipes (like, onion, garlic… instead of the fresh stuff - so you cant really complain since it makes cooking at home 99% easier) and most of the "organic" products come from a can instead of products from the farmer's market
- mentions her messing up the date of the TruTV thing… a week later
- is very grateful for the support of her "true" fans
- "everybody gotta start somewhere"
- mentions she's following her passion for the 92727279th time
> Bobby looks pretty ripped
> her house is a clustered mess of plants, garbage and japanese luck cats

Image related: try harder hon

No. 419651

>>419643
>>419649
I was thinking that too, that I'm surprised how much powdered stuff she uses but I guess she doesn't eat as bad as I expected.
She made me miss Bitchin' sauce a little.

No. 419652

>>419646
Maybe the anons who said she sounded kinda like Taylor in her last video got to her.

No. 419656

>>419651
In my case, I thought she doesn't eat as freshly as I expected. Everything is either canned, boxed or powdered. "Organic vegan" my ass.

No. 419684

>>419643
Tidy your damn house Kiki, jesus.

Also lol at her telling people to look at her IMDb rather than posting links to any films, she's clearly embarrassed about the total crap she's been in so far.

No. 419693

>>419684
She lightly mentioned "even the small things, like students films*… you gotta start somewhere" and then right after that she thanks her fans and says "as I grow in this career I will always acknowledge you"

LMAO she went from "I'm just starting" to "I'll remember you when I'm famous ^^"

* I personally think it'd be smart to post link to the projects she was in (like Daisy) even if they were students films bc she does have a small exposure in her channel, she could use it as a way to put her work out there for others to see and maybe motivate more people to work with her if they like it

No. 419708

>>419693
>as I grow in this career I will always acknowledge you
Hilarious considering that she can't even seem to acknowledge simple IG comments.

No. 419722

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christ, she's annoying.

No. 419723

>>419722
Hoooly fuck. Two sentences sparked that whole essay? She's so insecure it's unbelievable.

No. 419727

>>419722
Funny considering she gave Taylor shit about needing to cut her hair

No. 419731

>>419722
She sure seems troubled by that that to write paragraphs damn LOL.

No. 419734

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>>419722
LMAO SHE ALSO POSTED IT ON HER TWITTER LIKE

Bitch

What's the matter with you it was a one-liner comment you could've ignored or just said "nah thanks! I'm happy with the way it is now"

>>419727
Ikr, gotta love that taste of hypocrisy

No. 419735

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>>419734
> those who find your natural beauty unacceptable

That's such an overly dramatic point and I'm sure as fuck the person commenting didn't mean harm.

Also she kept going.

Why does she turn everything into a cliché inspirational essay?

No. 419736

>>419722
Damn, she's pressed
Her hair wouldn't look half as bad with some layers, bangs or at least not parting it in the middle. She looks like she's in some cult were people are not allowed to care what they look like or have mirrors.

No. 419740

Did she get triggered by her balding again

No. 419744

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>>419727
Seriously.

Maybe by changing and improving herself she means that she only lurks here now, rather than posting.

No. 419746

>>419744
That wasn't even the single comment about Taylor's "covering her body like a blanket" hair. Kaka, your envy and insecurity are showing.

Think in a more macro level on how this kind of stunt she pulls just drive people (followers, viewers) off. People see this kind of shit and get scared of saying anything to her or realize how overboard she went and decide "fuck that".

No. 419748

>>419643
So she went to Danny Trejo's restaurant and then made a video on how to make your own food that she ate there at home? Isn't that kind of driving business away? I mean pretending that people give a shit and watch her videos that is.

No. 419749

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>>419643
Can we talk about the cringe that is this tweet she posted @ Danny Trejo?

No. 419750

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>>419722
LOOOOOOLL shit! Spergchan's come out again! Any time someone replies 4+ paragraphs to a short sentence you know they've been triggered out of their shit. Keek, your hair is both thinning and receding, stop trying to explain them away

No. 419751

>>419749
Who the fuck even says MEEEEP in 2017?

No. 419752

>>419734
every time she tries to do one of these "for those of you.." like she did with her scoliosis and now thinning hair, it's just an ill disguised excuse to further talking about herself. No kaka, NOBODY can relate to you. Balding hair isn't that common.

No. 419753

>>419749
It's one of the moments she tries to come off as relatable but in the end it's just cringy

>>419748
Nah burrito bowls are pretty much the easiest thing there is to make. Or just burrito bowls for that matter. And it's not granted shes making the same recipe as served in the restaurant, either.

No. 419755

>>419752
"I just wanna help people"
"That's why I'm writing a rage essay against a two sentence and one emoji comment I got on my video"

She goes full sperg and use the "this is for those of you who…" talk to try and disguise it as "Kiki enlightened pep talk".

Also,let's be honest, people with fine straight hair have it pretty easy compared to curly/coarse/kinky hair in terms of styling and "self acceptance". they just need a flattering style and they're good to go. They don't need "words of encouragement to embrace" their fine hair wtf Kiki.

No. 419758

>>419749
wow her shitty vocab (if you can even call it that) hasn't updated at all…

why not drop a rawr XD while you're at it

No. 419759

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>>419722
I love it when they respond

No. 419760

>>419759
Girl is gonna get blocked so fast.

Good job pushing away your few fans once again, Keeks.

No. 419762

>>419759
watch. her paranoia is going to kick in and she's going to dead ass accuse her of being a h8er, then block before she can answer.

No. 419763

>>419755
yeah, there's nothing wrong with fine hair that you need any kind of "self acceptance" motivational talk. it's like people who have oily or dry skin. neither is that bad. her hair is just beyond flat, that's why even randoms like this girl notice it so much.

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>>419734
>>419735

Am I just reaching when I say this :

> She be throwing shade at Taylor who has recently been admitting to changing her looks for attention/ appeasing others, while simultaneously being a salty butthurt cunt?


There is no way that having your flat hair pointed out can be this triggering ? right ? Maybe a one two sentence, but an essay + 2 tweets ?

For shits an giggles someone should also tell her to get fillers because her face is looking flat/ hallow too.

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>>419765
>There is no way that having your flat hair pointed out can be this triggering ?
Spergchan wouldn't be a thing if she didn't go apeshit every time she was triggered. If you read her posts, there were times she got mad af over something and would go on these "YOU FUGLY WORTHLESS UNLOVEABLE NEETS" spam posts for hours.

No. 419773

>>419759
basically yeah.
You put yourself out there, you're going to hear all kinds of things, and most of the time not as nicely put as this girl did. How does she still not understand this.

No. 419778

>>419722
"i wonder if you ever saw me in real life if you would say that comment to my face" hell yeah you psychotic bitch she's bat shit insane how are you going to be an "actress" if you cant take any criticism she lives in a little bubble

No. 419786

>>419778
It's like she doesn't have any really close friends beside her family/bf who only kiss up to her. She probably spent the day talking about it with Cathy and is now babbling on Bobby's ear nonstop..

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Countdown til this person gets blocked. Damn h8rz

No. 419852

>>419843
lol definitely not going to answer that one with an essay. just delete it quick before anyone sees

No. 419857

>>419722
But wasn't she home schooled? Also, I'm pretty sure this never happened to her. Never heard of children knowing what flat hair was, let alone bullying for it lmao.

No. 419863

>>419857
She did go to a public school for a while before being home schooled. I seem to recall her talking about supposedly being bullied by black kids (and hispanic I think?? My memory on this is pretty fuzzy now.), mentioning the 'flat ass ugly white girl hair' comment specifically makes it sound like she's talking about the same era.

No. 419870

>>419857
according to rolling stone her old school was called sawgrass middle school. I just googled the demographics:
>Racial makeup is: White (35.7%), Hispanic (29.4%), African American (25.4%)

as far as i know hispanics and whites can both have the same hair type (thick, normal, or fine). so i don't think the 25% black was enough for them to gang up on her specifically for "white girl hair". if they did bully her for it, it's probably because her hair ultra, ultra thin. koot's ponytail has about as much hair as most people's bangs. so again it probably catches attention easily.

No. 419889

>>419722
> omg all the things that suit fine hair will damage it

Fuck off that was your own stupid doings as a dumb teen. Grow up look up "haircut for fine long hair" go to a Salon and stop being stuck in your middle school bullying phase.

Stop demonizing everything.

So much for "you're not what happened to you" positivity message.

No. 419894

>>419870
Hilarious. She made it sound like the white population at the school was the minority but it seems skewed differently. Typical Kaka, lying again. She talked about being bullied by the hispanic and black kids a lot as if that excused her racist shit. She said they called her a white ass ho.

No. 419908

>>419894
>She said they called her a white ass ho

They probably did cause she was one

No. 419917

>>419643
More people in the comments saying she blocked them on insta even though they never commented or liked her pics. Can't wait to see more of her innocent "I only block haters" spiel. If she ever took responsibility for something she did the world would stop spinning.

She and her bf are perfect for eachother. They seem the same equal kind of annoying. It's good they found one another to make eachother happy.

No. 419921

>>419722
Such a hypocrite and so thin skinned! Strange that such an innocuous comment made sperg chan come out.

>>419894
>white ass ho
They didn't lie tho.

No. 419940

>>419870
> i don't think the 25% black was enough for them to gang up on her specifically for "white girl hair".
Even if it was majority black, I'd still doubt they'd insult her hair. I live in a predominantly black city and while it is common for white people to be bullied for being white here, I've never once heard of black people insulting white hair. Actually, I've only ever seen/heard them do the complete opposite and compliment white hair.

And even if all of this is true, I don't get why she's still fucking harping on shit that happened in middle school. Everyone gets bullied in middle school and it's not due to any personal grudges or anything, it's just because kids are fucking assholes. I would bet money that the people who bullied her haven't thought about her once since middle school/the scene days and if they did see her again, they'd most likely be nice to her.

>>419894
>She talked about being bullied by the hispanic and black kids a lot as if that excused her racist shit.
The funny thing is, all it does is make me believe even more that she's still racist. Like if it weren't for her doing shit like this, I could've easily just written off the racist shit she did as just a teen trying to be cool/edgy and would've never thought she was an actual racist. All this makes me think is, "wow, she's really holding a grudge against a group of people over petty shit that supposedly happened in middle school."

No. 419986

>>419940
> All this makes me think is, "wow, she's really holding a grudge against a group of people over petty shit that supposedly happened in middle school."

Same here. That really struck a cord that back then she really was being racist bc of what this group did to her in the past and it seems she still holds that grudge.

No. 419988

Remember that Wynona Rider interview Kaka was fawning over? Can you imagine her trying to do the same if this career works out?

> hispanic/black middle school bully: lilou Vos! Lilou vos! Can I have your autograph?

> keeks: … do you remember calling that girl white ho with a flat ass hair in middle school?
> bully:……I guess so
> keeks: well, that was me! Fuck you.

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Hmmmm, I wonder why black/hispanic people wouldn't like Kiki as a kid ? Its not like she's racist or anything and hasn't made fun of the POC/Asians.

-sarcasm.


I half ass keeping up with her and her sister, but did Keek's ever address any of this ? I know Kooter gave a half assed apology.

No. 420067

>>419722
>>419773
>>419778
It's shit like this that sometimes makes me wonder why she puts herself out there and tries so hard to garner fame (online or otherwise) if she can't handle even the most miniscule amount of criticism, even when it's conveyed in the most polite way possible, but then I instantly remember her neverending hunger for attention and admiration and how much that overpowers it all.
I don't know how you can go through years of receiving criticisms from strangers and still be so fucking sensitive.

I also love how she added the part about "I had hair down to my butt and my friends would always braid and play with it because it was so nice and soft and I always received so many compliments on it outside of school~".
After watching the first couple of her new videos I for some reason sensed that she had become just a slight bit more modest but nope, there's the good old humblebrag Kiki I know.

No. 420080

>>420061
No never. What's funny is that during the time when the issue with the videos was most heated and everyone was raining down hard on Kooter for being "racist/homophobe/horrible person", Kiki never said a peep about her own role in them, she just let Dakota take all the heat for it. When imo she was worse than her. people only paid attention to Dakota because she was the most popular at the time, but Kiki made some really disgusting tweets and videos that would burn a massive hole in her "compassionate empath" bullshit if we still had caps of them.

No. 420081

a bit OT but I noticed yet another obvious spergchan/kiki connection.

>>JEALOUS NEETS ON LOLCOW WITH UGLY FACES,BODIES AND PUSSIES WHO STALK PRETTY GIRLS ONLINE 24/7, GO KILL YOURSELVES YOU PATHETIC WORTHLESS UNLOVEABLE PIECES OF UGLY FLESH


Only her and Cathy have ever used phrases like "piece of flesh/bags of flesh".

also, the rage is that text is so evident, i wonder if she was crying while typing it.

No. 420109

>>420081
Spergchan was obsessed with pussy appearance too. Kaka must be insecure about her own beef curtains.

Keeks, it's fine if you've got low hanging cow tongues. All vulvas look different.

No. 420152

>>420080
To this day she hasnt taken an ounce of responsibility, even when she was basically the one enabling Kota and "leading" the stickam shenanigans (I'm not saying Kota is 100% innocent though).

In her last video, when she touched the aspect of "Kiki kannibal" being a persona, I thought she'd go in details like "I was hurting others bc I was hurt so this Kiki Kannibal persona shielded me from my own feelings" but this would require showing vulnerability and humanity, so I guess she'll never go there.

>>420067
>"I had hair down to my butt and my friends would always braid and play with it because it was so nice and soft"

That Humblebrag ♡ never change, Kaka! You can try to act like it isn't there, but dat superiority complex is latent

Still. I thought you were bullied af to the extreme and had no friends? Who was braiding your "nice, soft hair", then?

No. 420160

>>420061
>did Keek's ever address any of this ?
Nope, never. I remember when she got into a huge argument over racism against white people with some blm people on twitter, she outright said that she wasn't a racist and that she was just targeted due to her skin color.
Here are the tweets:
https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=racist%20from%3Ammmkikikannibal&src=typd&lang=en
https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=racism%20from%3Ammmkikikannibal&src=typd&lang=en

Here's a bonus tweet where she also claimed she had a knife held up to her stomach at school:
https://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal/status/546090554153775105

No. 420185

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>>420152
>I was hurting others
lmao, she would never say this. or anything that would even briefly make her share some blame. She acts like she has no memory of ever being on the shitty end and bring others down.

but either way, it wouldn't matter even if she made a full confession at this point. she was out here rage-typing telling people to kill themselves all the while saying on her public sites "my experiences has made me more compassionate, I intuitively know when someone is hurting, and I wish everyone well". She's nothing but a fraud. She only likes the aesthetic and positive image of being a ~love and light~ healing powers flower child.

No. 420187

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>>420160
Always gud 2 hav dem screenshots

No. 420188

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Hahaha my fave

> I can't possibly be racist I dated asians


I wonder who the 100% Korean guy was tho.

No. 420189

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No. 420193

>>420188
OK fuck me with a chainsaw but I have to address this statement:

"Racist people don't visit other countries/learn multiple different languages*"

It is the dumbest statement I've ever read I refuse to believe she actually thought it was a good point. Also *multiple different languages aka basic Spanish and basic Japanese. Such multicultural Kaka. Well done.

No. 420195

>>420188
>literally using the "I have black friends so I can't be racist!!' argument

Good god this girl is dumb.

No. 420199

>>420188
>>I wonder who the 100% Korean guy was tho.
If you take that anon that was apparently Jack Cash's ex gf (>>/pt/52933) as being legit, he's Korean - no idea about the percentage though. And considering that was a clearly a fwb thing at best (one night stand more like), Kaka referring to him as her bf is even sadder…

No. 420201

>>420189

Despite mocking blacks and asians… fuck off kirsten

Only reason she wants an asian guy is to probably do one better on her sister or jump on the asian boyfriend bandwagon

No. 420220

>>420188
>Racist people don't date outside their race.

Um… Kirsten, you can't be serious with this. I know this was three years ago but it's been known for a while that racist people do date outside their race and then use it as an excuse to negate their being racist.

>transgendered

Well you obviously aren't up to date on LGBTQ issues or preferred terms but keep trying to use that one trans girl you were friends with for two seconds in the MySpace scene days to prove what a champion for equality you are.

No. 420222

>>420199
What? LOL Cash was literally a one-night stand whom Kiki knew had a gf (according to his own gf). Wtf, she's making that up for brownie "I dated nonwhites" points. That's so, so sad.

>>420195
Even worse, she's making a own card - the "learning languages/going abroad can't be racist" card.

these claims were made in 2014/2015 I wonder if any of those views have changed or if she still believes being abroad and half-assing at Japanese count as "not racist" argument

No. 420247

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Couple of random Acheron bits

No. 420248

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No. 420269

>>420247
She looks like an old immigrant woman.

No. 420270

Y'know, this one genuinely isn't bad >>420248
But sis looks pretty rough here >>420247 What in the hell is going on with those yellowish splotches

No. 420276

>>420188
Just about all non Asian girls who thirst over Asian dick because of their kpop/animu interests are in fact racist
nice try

No. 420286

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Also, the reel from the guy who directed Gemma Vu features Kiki a bunch
https://vimeo.com/206379633

No. 420309

>>420286
Aside from the weak-ass face slap in the beginning it actually looks pretty good

>>420247
> "I wasn't casted because I looked too young"
…….. girl

Either way! Thanks for the heads-up muh dude

No. 420349

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Hâte to be that guy and beat a dead horse but… Kiki, you're balding. It's ok to have fine hair and a huge forehead but this shit is actually balding. You can see the hair loss patches in the scenes at >>420286 where she has her hair up. women sometimes have thinning hair and start balding in the front part of their head - it can be for many reasons and there are many treatments out there that you can look for - even ~natural & organic~ ones.

Image attached is kiki's and a woman in a much advanced stage.

No. 420359

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>>420349
Just to reinforce my point bc it isn't even trolling,I really want her to get some help

No. 420380

>>419863
I mean she made racist jokes on stickam so I don't doubt she'd say that at school, of course she'd be bullied by them.

No. 420404

>>420247
She hid this nose so well for so long

No. 420453

>>420067
>"I had hair down to my butt and my friends would always braid and play with it because it was so nice and soft and I always received so many compliments on it outside of school~".

My mom braided and dyed my hair until I started balding and people outside noticed.

No. 420498

>>420404
Her nose looks like a small penis. She's got a huge beak. No wonder she hid it.

No. 420526

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>>420404
I know, even in her vlog it seemed… less beaky. How does she do that.

No. 420527

I know the guy who owns the Taco restaurant name is Danny but it makes me a little sick thinking how she can just say "Danny" after what happened to her ex.. kind of creepy Keeks

No. 420533

>>420527
k, don't push it. more than one person can share a name and there's no reason for her to not even be able to utter it again in her life. there's nothing creepy or sick about that. Daniel/Danny is super common anyway

No. 420536

>>420527
What kind of dumbass logic. She's never supposed to say the name Danny bc her statutory rapist bf fell to his death running from the 5-0??

No. 420537

>>420536
Referring to show she said the name. Keeks is such a sensitive thing and anything can put her into a downward spiral. Like, Dakota got mad at this one girl for having her middle name (Rose). I'm talking about the crazies here.

No. 420540

>>420526
she must of had something done to the beak

No. 420541

>>419749
The desperation. . .

No. 420548

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>>420160
For posterity.

No. 420550

>>420193
At one point, she was claiming to be learning Korean and Chinese too. Pretty much what Kota did and then quietly just stopped both.

No. 420556

>>420537
lol what? you really expect that saying the name Danny out loud should cause her a mental breakdown?

>Like, Dakota got mad at this one girl for having her middle name (Rose).

that has literally nothing to do with what you're saying about kiki. Dakota was a stupid kid on myspace who was apparently unaware that more than one person can have a middle name.

No. 420560

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>>420548
>racist & homophobic people don't have good friendships w/transgendered people, gays & people of other races like I current have/ & have had
this is the first tweet i've ever seen her use the word "gay" in a positive light. obviously bull though, she hates lesbians and mocks gays. she's such a gross narc, she used to think any lesbian that makes eye contact with her wants her. she literally used the words "don't make eye contact with me". probably still thinks this.

No. 420561

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>>420286
A gift for y'all.

No. 420563

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No. 420564

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No. 420566

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I have to admit, I'd really like to watch her act. Some of these scenes convince me she could be entertaining.

No. 420571

>>420565
wrong on everything. she was 18 in that video. for reference, she was 19 when she started her tutorial youtube channel, so it wasn't more than 10 years ago lol. and no, spergchan showed she hasn't changed one bit since her petty scene era. if anything she's even worse than what i read she was like back then.

No. 420572

>>420560
Don't forget the pedophile lesbian teacher she had in college who made a comment about her Ramune bottle looking like a sex toy. She was def staring her down because she was hot for Kaka.

No. 420573

>>420572
i remember lol. she made several tweets about how disgusted she was about that a female teacher was supposedly hitting on her/sexually harassing, and then got into a fight with "angry lesbians" on twitter who called her out.

No. 420603

>>420566
I hate when she does that thing with her bottom lip. It's Kristen Stewart bad acting 101.

No. 420634

>>420566
Oh man, she's looking rough.

No. 420683

>>420566
That honker.

No. 420727

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No. 420736

I apologize to you guys for my dumbass logic last night about Danny's name with the taco guy. Monday nights after work is when I get tanked. I wasn't thinking right.

No. 420737

>>420561
Thank you haha

No. 420738

>>420556
Yeah. Lol she claimed she was traumatized and all. Give her time.

No. 420741

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Lol, yet another mistake on Lilou's resumes - the short film is called Jamais Vu, not Gemma Vu. The script is fairly OK, until the ending which comes out of nowhere which I swear always happens with student crap.

https://d26oc3sg82pgk3.cloudfront.net/files/media/uploads/casting_call/a68b8c5b-5f8a-412f-9324-a011182f5179.pdf

No. 420743

>>420741
FFS Kirsten get your head on the game, when you can't get a TV schedule right is… acceptable since it's you but messing up the name of a project is really careless. Even for your standards.

No. 420789

>>420561
this is so cringey

No. 420851

>>420561
She looks like she's about to break and laugh when she goes to 'slap' him.

No. 420888

>>420851
Yeah I was fine with most of it but the slap was just weak-ass. C'mon, Kristen. Imagine the guy is an obsessive hater.

>>420727
She looks pretty darn good in this one. I like how her hair isn't as flat, too (and I do think she thought about it before posting it, lol)

No. 420903

>>419988
Don't fucking give her ideas lmao.

No. 420905

>>420109
>>420081

It certainly does activate the almonds.

That's why whenever Keeks starts spewing out her typical garbled vitriolic nonsense, you can be 99% sure she's projecting.

No. 420921

>>420201
I feel like the more obvious reason she dates Asians is bc she clearly loves being put on a pedestal as the ashy haired, blue eyed pasty white girl by Asian men. It's like reverse exoticism, the same way creepy Japanese men fetishize Russian and Eastern European girls.

She wants betas who will constantly shower her with attention, validation and compliments, which is exactly what her fragile narc ego needs.

Let's face it, the only things she has going for her are her super sheshul blue eyes, lank dishwater hair, and, uhh, 'badonkadonk', all of which she's extremely proud of. If she ever got mistaken for a Ukrainian prostitute, she'd probably be thrilled.

No. 420926

>>420286
Damn, she looks so haggard and tired. That vegan diet and those $90 tubs of honey are really working wonders for her skin, kek.

>>420247
The nose knows.

No. 420931

>>420921
> If she ever got mistaken for a Ukrainian prostitute, she'd probably be thrilled

LOL she did have a taxi driver (I think it was?) Ask her if she was Russian when she was in Japan and she WAS thrilled meanwhile ppl here hinted that russians/eastern European women often go to Japan for prostitution. So yes, you're absolutely right.

No. 420946

>>420564
>tfw ur hispanic costar triggers all those bad 'white ass ho' memories

No. 420969

>>420921
nah, I think it's 100% because Dakota is in Japan and kiki wants to feel close to that too. i mean it's obvious. she had her own kotaclone phase, tried to make it in Japan as a DJ etc etc. she wants a piece of Japan too even if a Japanese dick is all she can get.

and by any chance are you the same anon that keeps going on about what a white supremacist you think she is? knock it off already. it only makes you look like the one thinks "speshul blue eyes and blonde hair" is something so huge.

No. 420975

>>420926
I'm a little worried for her, just a little. She isn't getting enough iron obviously but she looks so tired… and washed out.

No. 421001

>>420969
I think reality is simpler, it's just a "My sister lives there and I go there sometimes" and yeah, that's definitely "Kiki is a white supremacist" anon.

No. 421020

>>420921
>"narc ego"
is it everyone in LC a narc now? Lol Seriously it's fucking boring

No. 421048

File: 1502236282664.png (1.02 MB, 1050x1260, aas.png)

Apparently Lilou did actually get paid for two of her roles.

Reading through the You Can Do Better parts makes me wonder how Kiki felt about being around 'gays'.

No. 421055

honestly i'm going to start rooting for kaka now. especially because dakota has given up completely on herself or having fans.

at least she's actively trying again and she realizes an active social media presence IS THE MOST IMPORTANT for actresses now.

the actress playing sansa from game of thrones started she got the role over somebody better because she had more followers

give the ppl what they want kiki ;)

No. 421062

>>421055
She's trying, indeed. PERSONALLY I think she could try way harder but at this point, I think she's being the most consistent.

>>421048
> Rose: a young woman who's doll-like. Emotionally numb.
Damn,if only Dakota was around..

Are these all Kiki's roles til now? And I can assume that >>420247 is her as Pandora? I mean, she is in a hospital and all…

No. 421068

I mean she probably has projects we don't know about… but is this really most of what she's achieved in almost a year?

>September 2016

>Puppet Master
>Low budget direct-to-streaming horror
>Supporting role

>January 2017

>Acheron
>Student film
>Lead (?)

>Room 8

>Web series
>?

>February 2017

>Knock Knock
>Student film
>Supporting role

>Daisy

>Student film
>Supporting role

>March 2017

>You Can Do Better
>Low-rated TV
>One scene skit

That's so depressing that I actually want her to prove us wrong by showing off some other work.

No. 421072

>>421068
As she said, you really gotta start somewhere. Still, that's an year of living in LA. I wonder how much $upport she gets from her family or if it's all bobby since they became an item

No. 421091

>>420969
To be fair, Kiki is the one always humblebragging about how beautiful her soft, silky, natural blonde hair is with its 'copper highlights' (how hair can be dirty dark ash blonde and simultaneously copper I have no idea)

No. 421107

>>420975
I actually thought maybe they used tape or glue to give her deeper furrow lines or nasolabial folds, but close up, nope…I know going after her looks is low hanging fruit but it is quite a shock to see so many lines for someone so young.

I'm all for veganism and when people cut out dairy and meat, often their skin improves. But when people go hardcore vegan and exclude entire food groups, often their skin's appearance actually deteriorates, and they start to look pallid and sluggish. I just hope she's supplementing.

No. 421128

>>421107
this light isn't doing her any favors either, it accentuates her facial lines but I don't think its THAT bad and the heavy eye makeup does give her a worn down look.

If it really was as bad, it'd show in her videos/selfies and they all would be blurried af 24/7.

No. 421132

>>420741
>Jamais Vu, not Gemma Vu

kek, super cultured leeloo wouldn't know French.

Would the keeks ever graduate out of non-speaking roles or student short things?

I just can't see her memorizing an actual script and being a character other than herself. She can't even act on her youtube channel.

I also wonder if she's going to pay to join a union or if she already has.

>>420564
This needs to be turned into a banner, but what should be pasted on the left..

No. 421156

>>421132
> This needs to be turned into a banner, but what should be pasted on the left..

"Reality"

> Would the keeks ever graduate out of non-speaking roles or student short things?


We will only know when the TruTV episode comes out I guess.

No. 421160

>>421072
All we can do is speculate, but I would bet that she heavily relies on Bobby. I guess there is nothing wrong with that, they both get something out of it.

It makes me laugh that so many of her roles are the "naive, dainty" girl roles. I have a feeling her "rougher around the edges" gigs will be much better and more entertaining, and I feel she will express herself better.

No. 421161

>>421091
>Kiki is the one always humblebragging about how beautiful her soft, silky, natural blonde hair is with its 'copper highlights'

To be fair, she only mentioned the 'copper highlights' part two years ago, once. White-supremacist kiki doesn't exist.

No. 421170

>>421161

Not that anon but… yes the copper highlights were 2 years ago but she was recently RT'ing a ginger guy, who complaint there are no ginger emojis, and (Kaka was) saying "#the struggle is real" to that. It's gone now but the screenshot's at >>411697

Wouldn't surprise me if she still thinks that but learnt better to not go around spewing this kind of snowflakey cringy shit.

No. 421501

>>421161
No1curr, calm your tits and stop being such a WK for Keeks.

No. 421507

>>421128
Except all her selfies ARE filtered to shit.

Just look at >>419578 I mean how can you tell me that's not blurry af.

No. 422407

>>421507
I agree with you anon. It is blurred asf. I'm guessing it makes her have more of dainty appearance than her current haggard look.

No. 422419

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> 2017
> "pwn"

No. 422434

>>422419
Adjusting my tinfoil hat here but do you think her slang and memes haven't evolved past 2007 because she's trying to hide the fact that she's on the internet constantly reading what people say about her?

No. 422437

>>422419
Jesus, she really hasn't evolved at all has she.

No. 422443

>>422434
I think it's more of the same situation of people who've peeked at a certain age (let's say soccer mom's who were popular in HS and kinda got stuck on that time and never really evolved with the times and let go)

No. 422524

>>422434
Koots was her only friend and didn't she leave to live in Japan on a certain year?

Seems around that time their slang both stayed frozen in the past.

No. 422630

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Blah "I need to set my TV" apparently bobby is playing smthg idk.

No. 422632

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>>422630
The first comment "is this your natural hair color????" Kiko stated so multiple times and it isn't even that unusual. Fucking stans, damn.

No. 422641

>>422632
What is it with both her and Kota leaving TVs/pictures and shit on the floor? Pure laziness? There were a few pictures on the ground in her recent video.

No. 422644

>>422641
Did their parents do the same? That would also explain it quite a bit.

No. 422777

>>421048
>Rose
>A young woman who is doll-like

so Kaka's still trying to come for Dakota's gig? lel

No. 422814

>>422434
Nah I think she's aware slang has progressed in the past decade, she just knows she has absolutely no social reference as how to use it believably. I'd rather believe that but there is a possibility she is that fucking stupid.

No. 422834

>>422630

Still trying to be a "gamer" but not really a "gamer" I see. Bitch where are the new videos at?

No. 422842

>>422834
I don't think she can pass off as a timer. It looks more like it's somebody else playing and she's just filming herself and then the TV

> where da video at


Ikr

No. 422942

she's extra cringe in this video and of course asking her followers for more money if you send her 40 bucks you get a "custom tshirt by dakota rose"

No. 422952

Sounds like she's still trying to sell crap from before.

>>422942
You Are Brilliant
$60 or more per month
It's Your Birthday, Every month!
I will purchase a personal favorite as a gift to send to you each month.
(crystals, gems, pins, kits, every month will be different!)

+ all of the previous awards, yay!

No. 422956

>>422942
She should work on her presentation in these food videos.

No. 422984

>>422942

>custom tshirt by dakota rose

Oh does she mean those dated monstrosities with Kooter's weird anorexic alien people ironed on that she has been trying to unload for 10+ years? They were trying to get rid of them on their desperate Kickstarter too. Those were tacky and never in style even once but ok Kaka.

>I will purchase a personal favorite as a gift to send to you each month. (crystals, gems, pins, kits, every month will be different!)

Who wants to bet these will also be recycled Kiki Kannibal/LilKitten store rejects that she couldn't get anyone to buy?

No. 423007

>>422942
Yeah, I think the what I eat in a day videos of hers are very lazy, but I actually cackled at how batshit she goes over a hummingbird bc "it's a good sign".

She promised to make videos for Patreon people and on YouTube. Hmm ok Kiki.

> there are products who are cruelty free but hurt your liver and kidneys

Wtf? Does anyone have any legit info on that or is it pseudoscience?

I was the anon who said she should set up a Patreon/super chats so yeah. You're welcome Kiki. Good for you you're not just sitting around, waiting for your "birthday money" to come in. We know she won't do livestream chats bc she's afraid of people screenshotting her bad angles, though.

No. 423010

>>422984
Yeah, $60 for taobao crap and shirts that are either faded or yellowish or smelling like cat urine sounds like a great deal

No. 423012

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>THERE'S A HUMMINGBIRD GUYZZ DID U SEE DAT OMGGGG IT'S A GOOD OMEN

You don't come off as endangered at all keeks

No. 423013

>>422942
All the food looks massively unappealing - what happened to all the lights you had Keeks? Why do you need other people to pay for all this equipment when you had plenty before?

That ~quirky~ voice is so irritating and fake, literally every line sounds rehearsed. She's even laughing at her own dumb voOooiiIiceeEe as if she's actually entertaining, really annoying.

Also that's not even 'kinda' bibimbap. Veg with rice doesn't equal bibimbap. And maple syrup with gochujang? I'm fucking TRIGGERED

>I stay up at night thinking about the videos I want to make

Then make them! You're barely squeezing out one low-effort video a week. It looks like she's spending about 2-3 hours a week on YT, but now she's claiming she's obsessed and has a vision for her channel? Yeah right.

No. 423014

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>>423012
> tfw a specific bird shows up across your yard and you immediately think it's bc the universe is conspiring in your favor

No. 423015

>>423013
> All the food looks massively unappealing - what happened to all the lights you had Keeks? Why do you need other people to pay for all this equipment when you had plenty before?

Same here. She did say the food was fridge leftovers so yeah. It only makes these videos come off as lazy and poorly done ("scrape fridge leftovers and make a video of it").

She had lights, reflectors and a green screen a while ago. I'm half believing she probably sold it off on ebay in a whim, like she did with the music equipment (some people claim she did so yeah, the filming equipment probably went away as well if that's true)

>I stay up at night thinking about the videos I want to make

> Then make them! You're barely squeezing out one low-effort video a week. It looks like she's spending about 2-3 hours a week on YT, but now she's claiming she's obsessed and has a vision for her channel? Yeah right.

I don't buy this either. I read her Patreon page and it comes off as… she will just use the money to make videos she could be doing right now, except without a tripod, lights, etc.

No. 423017

>>422942
So you're telling me I should hand my info over to someone who's known to stalk and create documents on practically every person that ever talks to her? And I pay for this privilege? Hmmm.

No. 423018

>>422942

>I have sooo many ideas.. so many books full of ideas.

In other words just like Taylor she has a bunch of empty planner books hanging around doing nothing.


I sorta wonder if Dakota is going to make a Patreon eventually, seems like everyone these days is. Lazy fuckers should just get a job or second job like the rest of the world.

Also her food and cooking skills is appalling … It looks like she's making dog food ( though she is a bitch soo.. )

No. 423027

>>423017
But hey! You get a tee shirt designed by Dakota Rose!

>>423018

Tbh Patreon seems to be more of a north-american youtuber thing… they'll either set up a Patreon or sell merch to make more money, it makes it possible for YT creators to actually focus their entire days on making high quality youtube videos while making a living off it.

I'm surprised Kaka did one, I always thought she'd be too proud (and maybe paranoid) to set one. She puts so little effort or her channel, though. The videos are half-assed, poorly edited and very unoriginal. She needs to step up her youtube game before promising ~Moar exclusive content~ to patrons and youtube "once I reach my goal".

No. 423035

>>423027

I'm not surprised she did. Easy money. Sadly not all Youtuber's are using it to make better content/art, a lot are just using it as easy cash and another way to milk there fans. Knowing Kiki's history with scamming ( asking for money for Mac, but having one already spotted in pictures/ ripping someone else's music ect ect ) She's probably going to pocket the money and whip out the old studio lights and claim them as "new".

I'm curious about the shirts she's talking about though.. Is she splitting the earnings for those with Kota ? as they are " designed by kota" .. Also I wonder if she's going to buy shit off of taobao and pass it as "Dakota's fashion design " as Kota always wanted to have a fashion line ( but was always to lazy ). Sorta like what Kota already did with BabyFang.

No. 423048

>>423035
> I'm curious about the shirts she's talking about though..

Me too, people are betting it's those really old ones with Dakota's anorexic drawings on it. It's even more shady that Kiki didn't upload any pictures of said shirts.

> Is she splitting the earnings for those with Kota ?


Lmao I doubt it

No. 423053

>>423035
It's another testament to her laziness that she doesn't even have photos of the stuff people will be pledging money for. The details for a lot of the tiers are vague too - I wonder how long she'll manage to keep up the monthly rewards for and how often they'll actually be on time? Since the rewards include all the previous tiers she could end up with a lot of letters and DMs to send. She also doesn't specify whether she ships internationally.

Even if someone had no clue of her history of scamming and shit, they'd have to be pretty foolish to give money to someone that barely sticks to their one video a week schedule and constantly breaks promises.

No. 423063

>>423053
The rewards also include penpals (letter stuff) and even vlogs? Like, her rambling about her day and personalized video messages to certain patrons.

I see her promising these things and, let's recap what went down in her videos:

First video: "should my next video be on home sickness?" A lot of the commenters said yes. She didn't deliver.

Q&A's: "should I make a Spotify Playlist with my favourite songs?" Ditto.
"I will make a video on my top 10 books" "I will make a video on my beauty routine and the products I like the most" Ditto and Ditto.

Without mentioning "2 sunburnt 2 film" so, there you have it.

I think even a hard-core fan would be uneasy to spare money on someone like this

No. 423076

>>423048

Kek !
So she's profiting off of her sister's name and design ? And not splitting profits.

I wonder if Kota knows about it. Kota's not exactly doing financially well right now either.

No. 423079

>>423076
She probably does, now ;)

No. 423113

I just saw the video and came here to laugh! It's kickstarter all over again, I can't believe what a narc she is. She really thinks she's such hot shit that people should pay $3 for her to type their name in a tweet lmaoo. $15 and I'll actually respond to your DM! $40 for amateur t-shirts that's been collecting dust in my house for 8 years :OO!!

but the best: $60 and I'll buy something for you with your own money!

she has literally nothing to offer anybody except "i'll write something, i'll say something" just. lmao. It'll be cool to see how many literal ass suckers she actually has.

No. 423114

>>423013
>>423015

I agree the food looks so fucking disgusting especially the sandwich.

Also I didn't realize regular coffee was so bad for you and there was a healthy alternative. I can't help but facepalm at her.

No. 423117

>>423053
>she could end up with a lot of letters and DMs to send.
that's too optimistic anon lol

No. 423160

>>423114
The tempeh looked gross and she could've replaced the industrialized vegan mayonnaise with homemade hummus

I laughed out loud at the coffee bit. You eat almost everything industrialized but your coffee has to be organic~ with freaking mushrooms in it? Youre such a vegan snowflake regular coffee is beneath you?

She will just use the Patreon money to keep buying expensive stuff at Whole Foods

>>423117
Bruh, the Patreon already has like, 4 people in less than 24 hours. Many people are that dumb. Plus, let's say these 4 people sign up to get DMs or letters. She's a slacker and will just let them down.

No. 423162

>>423160
The mushroom coffee doesn't have any actual coffee in it. It's supposed to a substitute. I tried it when I wanted to cut back on coffee and I thought it was disgusting, but I guess there's people that like it.

4 people in 24 hours are not a lot though.

No. 423173

>>423117
Lol yeah, true.
But don't forget one YT video a week and one student film every couple of months is 'a lot' to precious Kiki.

No. 423202

>>423160
>inb4 these four people are mommy and daddy ostrenga, marimonstur and a sockpuppet

No. 423228

>>423162
I see! Thanks anon. "Mushroom coffee" made me thing it was some weird mix of both (since she didn't clarify or anything,so helpful and educative <3).

She said they have no "mycotoxins" and after a quick research: http://www.healthline.com/nutrition/the-mycotoxins-in-coffee-myth#section3

Kiki basically breathes paranoia and pseudoscience

>>423202
LOL that's what I thought
> daddy & mommy
> marimonsturr
> Bobby or sockpuppet

Either way, let's see how long it takes her to give a twitter shout-out to these patrons (even if they pledged 60 dollars she promised all the other "awards" in every value - which includes a twitter shout-out from your Vegan Cruelty-Free Majesty)

No. 423265

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Amazingly she does seem to have at least one genuine supporter.

No. 423287

>>423265
And it's not a sock account neither Marimonsturr damn. I'm legit impressed.

Did you see the comment bellow Kiki's tho?
> you look like a character from a Godard movie
Like bitch wtf chill with the ass licking

No. 423289

Is this going to be like the Onision situation where a bunch of Farmers pledge with empty gift cards, then the numbers drop like flies around collect time ?


If so …
You guys trying to make her sperge again ?

No. 423290

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is this the old menu for an infamous new-age restaurant chain, or kiki's patreon levels?

No. 423313

>>423289
bishibottom is real it seems

No. 423314

>>423289
Oh no please dont. Kiki is completely different from Onision, she'll just disappear and we'll go thru another milk draught

No. 423337

>>423018
Nah Dakota would't make a Patreon because she likes to brag about her fancy lifestyle as a runway/editorial model in japan and "beg for money" wouldn't be "classy" also to do things like personal letters to her "fans" or send them things on the mail involves too much effort and come on she doesn't even clean her room.
>>423035
You know, I think Patreon is a good way for someone who really do some kind of art or just do/knows some skill to get some money teaching or sending original artworks, etc. but I'm so sick and tired of this online personalities who thinks because they're "famous" they can ask their fans for money, fucking leechers man why don't they have a job like normal people do? I bet people who'll donate to kaka's patreon will be only silly kids who aspire to be like her and kooters someday

No. 423405

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>>422942
Pinterest teir shit right here

No. 423474

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Her WIIAD/recipe videos be like

No. 423480

>>423337

Yea, Kooter's is soo classy sleeping on the sofa at a friends. ( well she has her own tiny room and bed ) Kota is spiralling downwards, and her 2 gigs a year aren't good enough to hold her in place. I guess her depending on hand outs from a friend disqualifies the theory she's married or dating.

I could see Koot's using patreon and sending out signed shooped images of herself. I'm actually surprised Kiki isn't offering signed pictures as a reward tier. Maybe Kota's hand is in on this ? but discretely. They may be sisters, but I wouldn't put it past them to be stingy and not want one another to financially gain off the other. In other words Kota probably doesn't want her sister earning off of her old dusty designed shirts.

>>423314

I don't have high hopes, its summer and all the edgy kids are out of school.

No. 423637

>>423480
I wasn't speaking seriously tho, dakota lies in everything and maybe she's sleeping in a box into an alley but she'll upload on instagram photos of her in a fancy party with partially "famous" people and stuff, that was my point she still lives in the social media fantasy, Patreon is for broken people who wants easy money in an open way to beg for it, kooters pride won't fit into the patreon girl profile, but kiki's career is so fucked up she has nothing to loose anymore (not saying kooters has a brilliant career as a model in japan or something bc I know she's broke too)

No. 423723

What a pathetic bum begging from people, she would probably get more money if she tied a hankerchief around her head and pretended to be a cancer patient.

No. 423797

Kiki finally makes her TV debut tonight - anyone able to record it?

No. 423801

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Lol since when are eggs vegan

No. 423820

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>>423801
You can get algae made to be vaguely resemble eggs. I imagine there's some other equally disgusting substitutes out there too.

No. 423822

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The other half of her Instagram story for posterity

No. 423855

>>423801
So I guess this a one year anniversary? That would mean she went to LA earlier than we previously thought.

Sperg-chan's last spam was on 13th July after that it was more 'normal' posts on the 21st, 27th and then a big gap until September.

Yeah yeah tinfoil hat I know but I do wonder if she had some kind of breakdown and her parents agreed to give her what she wanted and make a significant change in her sorry life.

No. 423882

>>423855
When did she come back to IG again? She posted a picture from a contact from her line on her IG and hinted it was her bf not too long after her comeback, and it def. wasn't bobby.

No. 423932

>>423882
You can't see much of his face but I don't think it's Bobby
>>290019
>>290079
Plus she deleted that stuff which says a lot.

It's amazing just how many posts she has in that thread.

No. 423976


No. 423978

>>423976
A balding polyamorous pansexual judging by the casting list - there's a trans character, genderfluid, lesbian, etc. This must have been the toughest role yet for poor Kiki lol

I wonder how the Wizard character fits into this…

No. 423982

>>423976
You Can Do Better Episode:Casting

No. 424051

>>423976
God this whole channel is so cringy

>>423855
> I do wonder if she had some kind of breakdown and her parents agreed to give her what she wanted

I think so. It makes sense and it'd kinda explain this whole "I'm following my passion now" shtick when she realized she didn't turn out to be a huge music hit/ didnt have a great break thru as a model in Japan/ husbando-to-be left

No. 424199

>>423801
>inb4 kiki's definition of "vegan egg" is eggs from laying hens who are being fed plants and seeds only

No. 424203

Wow they were not generous with camera angles, her nose is humongous

No. 424205

>>423637
>kooters pride won't fit into the patreon girl profile

I agree but she def will piggyback whatever begging Kaka is doing. Remember that video where they begged for kickstarter and nobody wanted to give bucks.

No. 424206

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The skit was under 2 min. And cringey af

No. 424273

>>424206
I hate to say it but she is not going to make it with that nose, no way in fucking hell

No. 424276

>>423012
>>423014
Lmao why do I find her crazy/cringey self loveable???

No. 424279

>>424206
I'm still surprised that she could hide her nose for that long. It's so big.

>>424276
Yeah, the video wasn't too bad unless you think about what kind of a person she really is.

>>423855
Some people celebrate their 1 month/ 3 month/ 6 month so it could be anything. But it sounds plausible.

No. 424324

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https://movieonline.io/movies/you-can-do-better-season-2.html

18:26 - 20:14

Cringey is definitely the word for this.

No. 424331

>>424324
Thanks for the link, anon. It's definitely cringey but she's not worse than the others in it. I just don't get why they would cast a straight cis female for this role. At least pick someone that is actually involved in LGBTQ and hasn't made homophobic statements in the past.

No. 424351

>>424324
It's a stupid script, but I actually think Keeks is pretty cute in this. You can only do so much with bad material. She has a certain charm about her. I hope she continues her acting efforts and keeps investing all of her energy into it so she doesn't have to keep feeling so angry and unfulfilled all the time which IMO was probably the main cause of all of her worst behaviour in the past.

No. 424372

>>424324
This wasn't bad considering what it was. Like >>424351 said, I sorta hope she's finally found her niche with this. These days I can't help but feel bad for her (not so much in a "poor girl" way, but in a "wow, I hope this crazy person gets their life sorted out" way).

No. 424386

>>424324
Is it just me or is her voice fake af in this show? Like she's trying way too hard to sound like a wide eyed, innocent little girl lost in a grocery store, not a grown woman in a bar.

No. 424389

>>424386
Reach. She's doing what was asked of her, see >>421048

No. 424391

>>424331
> At least pick someone that is actually involved in LGBTQ

Yeah not so much for the homophobic past statement but if they gotta go socjus they better go all the socjus way

No. 424429

>>424351
Yeah I agree. The tone and script of the sketch were weird at best, but she looked genuinely adorable next to the host and sold the character. I think she has a solid career here. I'm rooting for her.

No. 424551

Yes let's root for sperg-chan who probably changed a lot in a year and is no longer racist and homopobic.

No. 424562

>>424324
After seeing her filmed without her angles and lighting I'm even more convinced that if she gained some weight and filled her face out even a little, she'd look more youthful. I even think just five pounds could help. That's just imo tho and otherwise she didn't look too bad

No. 424575

>>424324
OK the whole thing was really fucking awful. The first part was like watching a tumblr post featuring people on their 30's. Even the part where the guy "talks" to people's sexual identity on the street seems forced. I can't even talk shit about Kiki bc she actually came off as better than the other actors.

>>424562
That tight hairstyle didn't do her any favours I'm bemused HOW the hair/makeup crew couldn't think "hey, why not put her on some loose braids with tons of dry shampoo and some teasing instead of that greasy mass" and the filming seemed specially fond of her huge beak.

No. 424603

>>424429
> I think she has a solid career here. I'm rooting for her.

She wasn't even on the same wavelength with the other actors. She comes across as thinking of herself only still, like in the youtube videos.

Can't unsee that huge nose though. She's been hiding that shit for years!

No. 424641

>>424391
Maybe she told them she was. She's representing the Q in LGBTQ and there are a lot of "queer" identities she could've claimed. Tbh it would be great to see the show get some backlash for casting a racist homophobe for a skit like that but it's not worth the faux outrage.

Nice beak on display Keeks.

No. 424643

>>424551
Yeah! Let's all wish misery and death on her like she deserves because nobody should ever be allowed to turn over a new leaf!

idk about you but a lot of us visit this site hoping that these cows will learn from their mistakes and change. Kiki still has plenty of time to change and I hope she does.

>>424603
Oh pray tell what magical "wavelength" this is and how one detects this esoteric quality? lmao

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LMAO even in the most flattering shots she could grab you still can spot the massive nose

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No. 424649

>>424643
Not that anon but ain't nbd wishing death on her etc dude. Plus they're right, it's not like her career is "taking off" super smoothly or that this TruTV is a big deal at all.

Tbh I like to imagine cows will learn from their mistakes but with Kiki we are way past that. I do hope she succeed in whatever she wants to do now but you have to be some next level naive to ever think she can possibly change for good after the Sperg-Chan tirade

No. 424654

>>424643
>Kiki still has plenty of time to change

Clearly, she has her whole life.

In the meantime she will continue to sperg out and create milk for us. Your praise for Keeks doing the literally the absolute least only enables it.

>how one detects this esoteric quality


The exact same way anyone can spot whenever Kaka comes off as insincere or fake. Through her awkward af interactions with other people.

No. 424712

>>424324
I know she had about 10 seconds of acting there, total. But she was likable, and that's the first I think I've felt that way towards her in a long time.

No. 424734

I really do wish her luck, and I am excited to see where her career goes. If she became famous we would have so much to talk about here and that would be fun. I don't believe she is beyond redemption. People learn and grow all the time. It's too bad YOU BLOCKED ME Kiki for following Taylor. If she thinks the general public isn't going to gossip about her scene days if she makes it as an actress she is so delusional. She really needs accept her past and make light of how stupid it all was, and how different she is now, then everything would be fine. idk if she would ever handle anything like that so gracefully though!

No. 424760

>>424734
> I really do wish her luck, and I am excited to see where her career goes. If she became famous we would have so much to talk about here and that would be fun.

Same here. I think most farmers think so? Like, there is always someone who'll see it as unfair, annoying but overall I think we'd have a swell time if she got big (or even moderately ok). Kiki is an infinity cringe and narcissism source and doing well in life will only fuel it. If she fails, she'll just go MIA.

> She really needs accept her past and make light of how stupid it all was


The closest we got was her low-key admitting Kiki Kannibal was a front she put "bc of haters", so I don't think that'll ever change and even if she does, we will always have her Sperg-Chan tirade and that's smthg she cant get away with, not even if she came clear with it or claimed it was a "persona" to protect herself, too.

No. 424769

>>419492
I like how cows are always calling us hateful and the worst people in general, but y'all are so soft and forigiving
I can't root for her, I still vividly remember all those horrifying, disgusting stuff she posted, and her whole fairy vegan hippie persona is so fake and forced I don't doubt she's the same Kiki under the facade. But also I don't care enough to wish her bad nor to follow her "career". I just think you guys definitely put too much faith in her alleged change.

sage because who cares about my opinion

No. 424777

>>424769

Yeah everyone was saying the same thing when she went to Japan, that she's changed and they're happy for her, and then when she didn't get that marriage visa she came back and went full A-log on disability

No. 424794

>>424324
The fucking agenda that this show has. Pink Tax is not real.

No. 425183

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Damn Kiki that's so impressive

Most patrons pledged on Sunday. You're only less than a week late.

How hard is it to make a tweet giving them a shout-out tho (one of the "awards")?

No. 425270

I can't believe she actually managed to get 7 patrons, even if it did take 6 days.

No. 425296

>>425270
Wonder how many are sock puppets?

No. 425321

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>>425183
>To my Patreon Supporters
>on twitter
lmao, doesn't she know she can make a post on patreon exclusively for them to see? typical kaka, can't resist any form of bragging. has to make a public tweet for all 7 people to see.

>>425296
you can't make socks on patreon.. you actually have to pledge money to be one of them. i'm kind of surprised she has so little actually. Back in 2013~ there used to be a number of salivating Dakota wannabes that would have jumped at the opportunity at being able to question keek on their photoshop/makeup/fashion secrets (pic related..). nowadays the only one of those I see around is the dakolei girl.

No. 425325

>>425321
Is that #Spoony?#

No. 425328

>>425325
lol, no. her name is Lauryn Lawler i think. she has a thread here.

No. 425332

>>425321
Yep, the exclusivity is supposed to be half the appeal of Patreon but Kiki takes a while to figure out anything invented after 2008. Girl, you're lucky to get even those 7 idiots, give them what they want, even a tweet-length update on Patreon.

No. 425335

>>425321
It's actually pretty easy to have a fake account on Patreon. You just need an empty gift card and can put in a fake name. You'll get suspended from the page your supporting at the end of the month but until then you can see everything they post.

No. 425411

>>425335
>>425321
You don't have to pay right away because patreon pledges are charged only on the first of the month, so it's possible to pledge and then cancel to inflate numbers temporarily. She's also not above paying for followers, if history tells us anything, so I could see her paying herself and eating the fees.

I also suspect that the tweet was meant to get new patrons on board/more visibility. I didn't see her pushing patreon as much as I expected on social media, so I think she's going for the "mention casually as often as possible" approach rather than spamming and blasting it everywhere, which is actually pretty smart. Also if she's shipping out gifts, that means people have pledged into the highest tiers for physical items, so she's probably pulling pretty solid first month money already.

No. 425414

>>425411
>to inflate numbers temporarily
Anon she has 6.

No. 425422

>>425414
Some anons suspected sock puppets. Regardless, it would be nice if she could post those twitter shoutouts so we'd know if her patrons real or not.

No. 425431

>>425411
>>425422
but.. 7 is nothing. if she had like 70 then suspecting sock puppets is ok, but it's pointless for the current number. imo 7 is perfectly believable in terms of asskissing followers willing to pay for her to chat with them. Doesn't she have one follower in particular that copies her instagram bio and leaves cringy comments from time to time? she was talked about in a previous thread.

either way, it's kinda funny that her "goal" appears to be exponentially high. she's only at 8%, i bet it's like $2,000+ monthly. that's really delusional since her rewards are literally "i'll talk to you, i'll send you a written letter, i'll buy you something with your own money". Patreon is suppose to be to help artists make an income by delivering goods to paid subscribers. It's not a platform for narcs to charge people for the opportunity to talk to them.

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>>420563
No bully for remembering an Adam Sandler movie pls but she looks SO much like the character Alexa from 50 First Dates…

No. 425445

>>425431
Yeah but what she's going kinda makes sense. She's a vlogger/personality who generally shares personal stories and footage. Making her content even more personal is the most obvious extension that makes it more attractive to patrons. She's pandering to a part of her fan base that wants to wear her skin and doing pretty much the same thing she's always been doing. I'm surprised she doesn't have a tier to get lunch with her or something. What other content could she provide anyway?

No. 425466

>>425183
So is she going to be @ mentioning people who are her patreons? That will be funny.

>>425321
>nowadays the only one of those I see around is the dakolei girl.

Dakolei is kaka herself so..

No. 425471

>>425441
Oh my God 100%

No. 425475

>>425441
I've thought this for the longest time. It's uncanny!

No. 425535

>>425466
>Dakolei is kaka herself so..
How do you know it's her?

No. 425582

>>425535
(not the same anon, just putting on a tinfoil hat on this one) the "lei" in the username is Kaka's middle name leigh, and the account uses some really basic spanish to throw us off…also, they seem to post a lot of Dakota's not-so-flattering photos (even her first japanese interview with her real face), and the account seems more dedicated to Kaka than it is to kooter, even the person owning the account knows the titles of Kaka's "acting jobs."

I think that this account is owned by at least one of the Ostrengas, and I'm thinking Kaka, especially when Kaka had her sperg meltdown, she did say some pretty rude things towards her own sister.

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>>425582
Anon, pls. Even the things that point to it not being them you called it "trying to throw us off", you're reaching. It's not like there hasn't been several stupid people do this sort of thing before. And Kiki's middle name isn't a secret, so i don't see how lei in the username points to it being her.

as spergchan she had to say "rude" things about her sister. if she didn't, she would have come across as just a whiteknight and nobody would have taken her "she has no milk, move her thread to /b/" posts seriously. i mean, she said rude things about herself too LOL, she called herself "kaka and even threatened to "gut this bitch" in her own thread. Yet 70%~ of her sperging was still whiteknighting anyway.

No. 425608

>audrey wishes she was kota

IM FUCKING CACKLING

No. 425611

>>425466

Yes that's pretty much it. Whoop dee doo.

>>425411
> Also if she's shipping out gifts, that means people have pledged into the highest tiers for physical items

Thought the same. If they're legit she's pulling more than a couple of bucks from this. I wonder if we'll have any follower saying "omg I pledged for Kiki's Patreon and just got my top designed by Dakota. Love it <3" or smthg

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>>425611
> unless I get a bad sunburn
> or messes the video title
> or the video takes too long to upload
> etc

No. 425685

It's great how her videos are always late Saturday evening LA time, ie: Sunday for most people. How hard is it to get it out a few hours earlier?

No. 425698

>>425606
I said I was tinfoiling, no one truly knows if dak0lei is Kaka or not.

No. 425707

>>425698
It's pretty weird that they were stanning for Puppet Master so hard too. What are the odds? Most of Kaka's old scene followers were too young to gaf about those cheesy movies and I doubt her new love and light vegan ass kissers do too.

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>>419492>>425270
These are comments from her previous video. Can we just talk about how she's so paranoid of ~h8rz~ that she's blocked actual fans and they've started to notice? These people have supported her in the past, most likely with positive comments, and that was how she repaid them. Why would they continue to support her by giving her money after she has blocked them for literally no reason? And she's almost definitely blocked a lot more fans than just these.

No. 425713

>>425712
I wonder what her criteria for blocking is besides inactive lurker accounts. Probably also seeing if they follow other cows, too. I looked up the childofmild account and it just looks like a personal account that is on private though.

No. 425714

>>425712
I followed her on my main, and she blocked me. I had no intention of being mean to her either. Just because someone goes on lol cow doesn't mean they are forever a hater, only doing hateful things! I come here to read milk not tear people down. She's probably blocked half her her fans in the process. At this point if someone knows of her and and the new Lilou name they are probably from here. This site is not a secret. It's probably half the reason anyone is interested in anything she does.

No. 425747

>>425714
How would she know you post here? Do you post on your account about it?

No. 425764

I guess cooking videos are her schtick now?

No. 425765

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It definitely seems like dak0lei is Kaka, Cathy, or Kota. I just saw this while lurking on pull and I can't see any reason why a "fan" would get this upset over a comment about Kota's shooping.

Here's a link if you want to see the post I got the screenshot from:
https://prettyuglylittleliar.net/topic/156-kooters-ig-kotirose/?page=164

No. 425767

>>425764
I don't think I truly appreciated how important presentation and lighting is in cooking videos until I watched Kiki's crap.

Also her fashion is getting worse than ever.

No. 425793

>>425764
"I've never rolled sushi before so if you want to learn how to roll sushi there are YouTube videos for that"

"I haven't rolled sushi before… well I've not rolled it for a few months"

She compulsively lied about knowing how to roll sushi lmao, dis bitch. Like it even matters.

No. 425796

>>425764
>Also I've changed my Patreon a little bit, I've taken out the Twitter shoutouts because some of my Patreon people don't have Twitter

HAHAHAHA.

No. 425798

>>425767
True. The lipstick was super poorly applied and wtf is with that ruffled top.

I skipped most parts of the video. The recipe, as always, looked pretty gross and her voice-over is so cringy

It's what? The 3rd recipe video she does in a row? Kaka, get some ideas.

Also "I'll be posting a vlog of the TruTV experience". No, you'd be "vlogging" if you brought your camera with you to film while doing things there, since the whole thing is over, what you'll be doing is posting a "story time" type of video. It's so obvious. Goddammit get SOMeTHING right

No. 425802

>>425712
Jesus it must suck to be a loyal follower having to ask your almighty vegan princess to PLEASE unblock you on her instagram/twitter. I wonder how many of them stick around after that stupidity.

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>>425796
Yeah sure, that sounds reasonable lol

No. 425819

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Turns out Kiki did actually do one Twitter shoutout but she didn't bother to stick anything before his username, so it wouldn't have been seen by her followers. Money well spent!

No. 425866

>>425764
>I know some actors don't like to watch themselves, but I like to watch myself

no surprise there

No. 425881

>>425764
saddest looking sushi rolls ever

No. 425889

>>425765
ikr? not to mention the weird use of「」especially for someone who poorly tries to pass as a native spanish speaker.Not even hardcore spanish speaking weebs do that. What gives?

>>425793
You'd think Kiki would follow her own advice and watched those videos beforehand but no

>>425802
don't get it either, of all the tons of vegan youtubers with actual content, they followed a nobody like kiki

>>425819
Hope that Advent person is satisfied.

No. 425910

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Imagine looking in the mirror like this and thinking "yeah. This is a good look"

Not even uploading it in SUPER BLURRY mode could make it look good

No. 425921

>>425764
>pours maple syrup on everything
>rice cooker precariously close to the edge of the counter
>green onion use in sushi roll
>obnoxious muffled comments from boyfriend in the background
>"don't worry guys, he's Japanese so he can say whatever he wants!"
>no lack of foresight; cluttered countertops
>claims she just leaned how to roll sushi. back tracks and says she did it a few months ago.

4/10 snooze fest

No. 425928

I wonder if all 7 of her patrons have their amazing exclusive truTV vlog yet or if she's leaving that to late in the day too.

No. 425947

>>425910
awkward when the bow is meant to sit on your hair, but it sticks up weirdly from your skull instead because your hair is nonexistent.

No. 425954

>>425921
>"don't worry guys, he's Japanese so he can say whatever he wants!"
That and her cluttered disorganized kitchen triggered me even the room she films herself in looks untidy

>>425928
If they do get it it'll be uploaded at 11:59pm and something she filmed and edited today in a hush

No. 425956

>>425764
the quality of her videos always annoys me. even in 1080p it's so grainy. i wonder if she purposely uses a shitty camera compared to others who have crisp quality because the blur and graininess helps her look younger or something? idk it's just weird to me because i thought kaka would drop money on a proper camera if she got semi-serious about videos again for quality purposes or to brag (or at least so she could be somewhat up to par with Taylor since she has had a couple of nice expensive cameras) but she still has a camera that makes all her videos look old.

No. 425987

>>425956
I think so. Even with the awful blurriness you can see the haggardness >>425910
Even when she had a decent camera and posted HD videos, she had a TON of bright-ass lights all over

No. 426000

This is the episode she is meant to show up in:
http://www.trutv.com/full-episodes/you-can-do-better/2128339/index.html

Someone who has an account take screenshots or record the segment shes in. I'm so curious how she looks on a TV studio camera.

No. 426010

>>426000
Already posted, see >>424324

No. 426043

>>425807
i can't believe this person would still want to send her money even after being blocked

No. 426054

>>425707
>>425765
All the motives behind posts, coincidences, posting style and voice confirms it as Kaka for me. The info and photos are also quite obscure at times.

She'd never block it because she is running it. Meanwhile she's blocking her fans lol.

>>425956
Well how did you think she's been hiding this? >>424206

No. 426057

>>425747
I don't talk about lolcow on my account or anywhere, I have no idea how she came to the conclusion that I am a "hater"

No. 426060

>>426054
I checked that account and as far as I know Kiki doesn't draw and doesn't speak Spanish?

No. 426062

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Bitch you gon be featured in a F-rated horror film where people will be able to see all your "bad" angles multiplied by 10. Why you even bother blurring the fuck out of your videos.

So much for "you define your own beauty" >>419735 (she'd probably pull that argument if someone told her to properly apply lipstick. I used to think she'd look good with red lips but this clown look is just bad)

Image related:I remember in an older thread (b4 she was gone forever) an anon tried to "undo" the filters on her photos & videos.
This is my attempt. I half think I'm being harsh on her and half think I'm being fair if you consider her "candid" pics.

(Feel free to do a way better version than this cuz this one's shit)

No. 426063

>>426060
She used to claim she did in the past. "Took 2 years of Spanish classes in college" or smthg

No. 426072

>>426063
Anon I think this will only make you look stupid if it turns out that's not Kiki.

No. 426083

>>426072
K. I'm not the same anon that's been claiming dak0lei is Kiki although I once suspected that. now I've pretty much dropped that theory. Chances are it's just an ass licker "fan" IMHO.

I just wanted to clear the air on why anons are saying Kiki can speak Spanish.

No. 426103

>>426054
yeah it is definitely kiki, nobody gives a single fuck enough to make a fan page about those two, let alone some alleged latin foreigner with 9/10 posts in english with japanese hashtags

No. 426108

>>425765
nah, i've seen comments of dak0lei on instagram and she/he speaks spanish very fluently I'm latina and I would say this account belongs to someone who lives in south america for the way she writes/speaks spanish

No. 426115

>>426103
Literally no motive or reason someone would make such an account with such oddly specific post content and timing.

No. 426120

>>426108
Yes, that person is pretty fluent, I don't think is kaka, that spanish is too good for her.

No. 426124

>>426108
>>426120
Yeah, I second that.

>>426115
Anon, who knows? stop this stupid tinfoil, that's not Kiki.

No. 426178

>>425712
hahaha, she should make it into a reward on her patreon

>Pledge 20 dollars and I will unblock you on Instagram

No. 426189

>>426062
>Why you even bother blurring the fuck out of your videos.
the same reason why dakota continues to shoop herself into an actual fetus despite there being an almost overwhelming amount of footage of her unedited face. i'll never understand these two.

No. 426482

>>426115
Anon.. It.Has.Happened.Before. Maaaany times. Since the myspace days little girls who idolize them have been making fanpages for them. From myspace to buzznet to tumblr, to facebook, and now instagram. It's not a difficult concept, almost every cow here has these types of people. Even fucking Mira who looks an ogre has one crazy dude whiteknighting her and putting her name on his bumper sticker. Please stop trying to fool yourself.

No. 426521

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>>426482
I agree with you but I get where other anon is coming from. Kiki is majorly irrelevant but her and Dakota have a latino Stan that posts hashtags in Kanji and posts shit like this:

>>426189
Yes but with Kiki is even more absurd because she praises light, positivity and "accepting" your "own beauty" while she goes thru unnecessary lengths to hide her humongous squidward nose.
I get the vibe she's not happy with the way she looks (otherwise she'd not get butt hurt over a one-line comment about her thinning hair) but insists on staying the same to "prove the haters wrong" or whatever.

No. 426582

I don't rly think her having a big nose is going to hinder her career as an actress at all. I mean, look at Chelsea Peretti

No. 426639

>>426482
it always amazes me how south america idolizes so much american/european people just because they're blond-white skin-blue eyed, not to go so far one friend of mine loves kooters and likes every fucking photo on her instagram, kiki and dakota are barking at the wrong tree at the weaboo dream just go to the latino side maybe you'll earn more money

No. 426662

>>426582
Yeah but the difference is that Chelsea Perreti is actually funny as fuck and talented, where as I really can't see any good acting chops on Kiki. I'm not saying that as a hater, and I'm sure she could work on it, but I honestly can't see any natural acting talent. Maybe performing or promo modelling or something, but not spoken roles or like main characters roles.

No. 426663

>>426662
I meant to add that I agree with you that her big nose is not the issue, there are heaps of big nose/actresses models, but her lack of talent is

No. 426664

>>426582
LMFAO Chelsea Peretti is fucking hilarious and has actual talent you dumb bitch how can you even compare an actress to Kiki, let alone a legitimately skilled comedian/actress.

You guys this shit isn't real Kiki does not and never will have a career as a fucking actress - never ever ever ever. This is LA, there are beautiful, sociopathic girls literally everywhere there that can act circles around Kiki drunk. Stop.
She's going to crash soon if she stops taking her Abilify. She'd get better acting roles just going to a bar and falling on someone, people in LA love nothing more than enamoring you with how connected they are.

Sorry to burst your bubble she's a self centered cunt who will fuck this up to, she's only pretending to have a life purpose because she got caught trying to Buffalo Bill Taylor. Actually the only reason she wants to act is Taylor, so who cares if her videos are never on schedule because something will inevitably cause her delusion to crack.

>>426639
Yo. No one cares. Sage that random shit. They will never go the Latino route what kind of opinion is that

No. 426667

>>426662
omg bitch no she can't "just work on it" this is Kiki Mother Fuck Kannibal you're talking about she possesses no fucking skill and has been trying to act on Stickam/their home video skits for decades and she still shows only one emotion - dead inside.

And you can't just learn a talent, she could develop a skill with years and years of dedication to a craft but that will never fucking happen. This is cooking videos. This is make up tutorials. This is lilkitten. This is Japan. This is DJing. This is any attempt at mental health. She. does. not. work.

She just wants to fuck Taylor stop shitting up the thread with your non lesbian drama.

No. 426671

>>426582
Looks are less important in comedy, which Chelsea Peretti does exclusively; Kiki seems to want to take serious roles too. Also Peretti partly came up through writing and improv and once you're in one of those circles they all tend to hire each other for their shows.

No. 426701

>>426671
I don't even think that Kiki knows what she really wants to do. I get that it's important to get roles, but so far they haven't had a common theme. Which genre is she even interested in?

No. 426707

>>426667
>>426664
Okay I get what you are saying, but can you stop referring to everyone as bitch? I wasn't defending her saying she could work on it. I even said I couldn't see any natural talent in acting, I was saying MAYBE if she worked on it, not like that would actually happen. I also disagreed with the other anon saying about Chelsea Peretti, but no need to call her a bitch just for commenting on nose sizes. Like I mean, I disagreed with them without insulting them. Anyway, I agree that she doesn't have the chops for acting and should just get roles as an extra or minor character. I also agree with you that it will most likely be a phase just like lil kitten, YouTube ect…

No. 426710

>>426701
She seems to always dabble in things that are somewhat narcissistic. Acting, modelling, YouTube. Even things like her music or jewellery/clothes, a lot of it she still made about herself. Like I think one day she'll realise that she's only really good for a pretty face and will realise she has no real talents or friends. I think she's a sad person.

No. 426719

>>426710
What Kiki is trying to do is to make big buck fast. Not only is she narcisisetic, she is also extremely lazy.

Most recent evidence is her lackluster videos where she is unable to uphold one (1) weekly deadline.

No. 426721

>>426719
narcissistic*

auto-correct

No. 426975

>>426582
I dont think anyone here meant to say that. Yes, talent and skills over looks but she ain't got those either, so…

>>426701
She did try to do improv once and TruTV was a comedy show, so maybe… she thinks she can do comedy? It's a wild shot I think. She be interested in anything that gives her some attention.

No. 427108

>>426664
>Actually the only reason she wants to act is Taylor

I forgot about this. There was extreme sperging when Taylor was in that lame drama. Thing is Taylor seems responsible as a worker with and got tasteful roles on TV while Kiki's biggest break is uh… that Puppetmaster soft porn thing on a niche platform.

atm I'm just waiting for the inevitable vlogs or tweets about how Hollywood sucks and she's a victim of it, and that's why she never got roles other than the ones her parents bought.

>>426710
>she's only really good for a pretty face

>>420286
>>424206

No. 427128

>>426664
Damn, I totally agree with you but you need to chill, no need to be mean.
Anyway I have the same idea of kiki's being an actress because of taylor. And I don't like her but still, sometimes I kinda feel bad about her, she needs to do something with her life.

No. 427164

>>425714
>>425747
are you following any accounts associated with the 'hate blogs', there's ways users can mass block people that are following certain accounts.



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