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No. 431342

Previous Thread: >>336817

Vicky is trying hard lately to be a mature intellectual interested in mature intellectual things like politics.

>30 year old tattoo scratcher who works out of her apartment, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo properly scars people's bodies

>Former myspace scene queen with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects
>Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'
>Can't talk about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them
>Claims to be well-versed in psychology, astronomy, quantum physics to name a few fields of study (despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields)
>Posts videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a 'sword fighter'
>(Poorly) fakes a British accent
>Known on Lolcow for selfposting hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her irl
>Tried to DMCA lolcow and kiwi, claimed the Attorney General of Canada had to be involved

All images property of Victoria Shingleton. All use of images constitutes copyright fair use, e.g. for purposes of critique or parody. Image sources:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/VictoriaBellaMorteOfficial/
Personal FB: https://www.facebook.com/victoria.emma.5680
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/missvictoriamurder/

No. 431344

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To start things off, Victoria is so proud of finally doing a half decent job and not having to put filters over it. Congrats, Ick.

No. 431349

This thread pic is nightmare fuel.

No. 431351

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She's steamed. People are telling her that her pussy stinks and nobodies writing her sonnets. What a world.

No. 431425

>>431351
>your personality is unstable…dramatic.. whack as fuck and tacky.
lmao at that projection

No. 431427

>>431344
I'm not really knowledgeable about tatts but why does hers look always kind of blurry and greyish ? Is it the poor quality of the picture or does all of her tatts look like that ?

Is she afraid to use pure black or what

No. 431442

>>431427
I was wondering this myself

No. 431462

>>431427

The quality of the photo is shit but what I think she's technically trying to achieve is called greywash… The problem is that she doesn't quite understand the depth of shading (or color) and has no eye for detail which leave her tattoos looking dull.

Other than that she still probably doesn't understand the structure of skin and the tattoo ink spreads under whichever layer she hacks it under.

I can imagine she's probably had some feedback about this but refuses to take advice… leaving her work looking below average.

No. 431468

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What ribs???? This is so close up that you can't even tell what the hell it is??? this isn't sexy???

No. 431494

>>431468
just trying to show that she's "skinny" because her ribs totes poke out when she lays down, guys, but even 200lb moo has ribs when she does this pose, so…try harder vicky

No. 432235

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>>431494

totes dis is the body of a girl with ribs showing

No. 432251

>>432235
And that's photoshopped, stretched and corseted to death too, kek. Remember when she claimed to have a 13 inch waist? I wish I still had the receipts from that. ~only two hands wide~

No. 432352

>>431494
I don't consider myself thin but my ribs pop out a fuck ton more than that when I lay down so I can only imagine how hammy Vic actually is. Ten bucks says she's sucking in, too.

No. 432485

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One of my favorite things to do is look at Vic's edit history. She edited this status about 6 or 7 times. What the fuck.

No. 432571

>>432485

will this pink car be as fake as the white Challenger with the "MORTE" plate she uses in her photos?

No. 432648

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You can tell how big she is here. She is trying so hard to hide her hammy face and hiding behind that girl staying in the back

No. 432760

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Always has to remind everyone how ~intelligent and beautiful~ she is. 12 guys tried asking her on dates so far this week!

No. 432903

>>432760

I love how she thinks she's some kind of burdened goddess for getting hit on and solicited on the internet (because we all know this isn't happening to her in real life). That happens to pretty much every girl on the internet every day, but sure Vic. Also I would bet money on the fact that she was actually sent one message and is lying and elaborating to blow more smoke up her own ass.

No. 432939

>>432903
um anon she's so beautiful guys hit sign posts staring at her

because that totally is something that happened and she isn't just a delusional narcissistic person

No. 432948

>>432760
REALLY GIRL? Why can't you just say "when you tell a guy you aren't interested/taken"?? WHY do you have to turn it into a spiel about how loyal you are omfg like only an asshole thinks they deserve praise for being decent and not cheating jfc kill me now

No. 432982

>>432760
Wait, she has a boyfriend?

No. 433017

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This just looks so…odd…

No. 433021

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And of course, can't forget this still from the same vid.

No. 433177

>>433017
Hahahaha her body is photoshopped so bad oh lord. Those arms are hilarious

No. 433228

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That's why you self posted countless times trying to defend yourself, right Vic?

No. 433538

>>433228
I went back through those threads today and laughed my ass off. That shit will never get old.

No. 433621

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I bet it's just her flailing around her replica sword in her room and then stopping after 10 minutes and goes to eat while photoshopping pictures horribly

No. 433633

>>433621
does she think this "swords and martial arts" shit sounds cool? it's like what 16 year old fedoralords talk about as homage to their glorious nippon.

No. 433715

>>433621
Even if she does break a sweat, doing it a few times a year doesn't do anything, which is why she's still out of shape. She probably just does it every now and then for photos and vids and if they all turn out bad, just posts about it instead.

No. 433775

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She was so proud of this garbage, she took a screenshot and posted it on insta as well lol. Does she seriously think being in a relationship is an achievement? Is she that proud of herself for having a boyfriend?

No. 433781

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Still edited tho. Check out that huge fat man hand of hers. I like how every picture she posts now are just super up close shots of her face it's the oldest fat chick trick in the book. I guess she's too lazy to photoshop the shit out of her whole body lately followed by a photoshopped background

No. 433784

>>433781
Her top lip is super blurry compared to her bottom lip. No filter but still heavily edited.

And that meaty hand, oof.

No. 433785

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What is this video anyway….? It's literally just a close up of her fat chick clevege and then she giggles. She's trying so hard for attention

No. 433841

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Did she seriously think no one would notice??? Anyone on here know how to hack files so we can see what these photos looked like before she edited them?

No. 433864

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Even though the first one is still edited, the differences between these photos are pretty crazy. The first one shows what her lips really look like.

No. 433865

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No. 433878

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Never forget, Vic.
This is what you look like in reality. No amount of photoshop will change that. And unless you've had lip injections, Botox, a rhinoplasty, chin augmentation, and a brow lift (all of which you've fervently denied having done), there's no way in hell that you look any different from these "older" photos simply because of the fact that that's not how the aging process works. There's no way to reverse it, only slow it down. So please, explain to everyone why it is that you claim they look bad because they are "old photos" of you from when you were younger? The logic behind that makes zero sense, unless you've had all of the previously mentioned surgical procedures.

No. 433907

>>433864
she looks way better with more natural makeup. why does she do this mid-2000's era chola shit?

No. 433914

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>>433841
> hacking initiated

No. 433928

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>>433841
I'm behind 7 proxzomes and initiating deepweb file defragment server byte transfer as we speak

No. 433943

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>>433841
I'm on it too anon.

No. 433976

>>433943
Haha but in all seriousness, someone really should take some candid photographs of her. Anyone already in Guelph or somewhere close that wants to take a crack at it? I know someone in one of the previous threads said something about seeing Vic in person at a retail store they worked at but they never tried to catch a photo or anything, which is pretty easy to hide under the guise of texting, watching a video, taking a selfie, etc.
Someone, please bring her down a peg or two. You know you want to.

No. 433978

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>>433841

actually, yes

an unedited natural photo should be uniform, mostly black with white artifacts. Vickies is all over the place, especially the lips

No. 434030

>>433978
not to defend icky but these things rely alot on camera quality as well.

No. 434035

>>433775
I already saw this somewhere else… She stole it lmao

No. 434071

>>434030
Did you not see the comparison photos though? It's obvious these are heavily photoshopped.

No. 434073

>>434035
This isn't the first time and probably won't be the last, sadly enough.

No. 434107

>>433865
So one thing she does is overlines her lips and then blurs it in photoshop so it looks like her real lips. I know her candids look horrible, but imagine that makeup in person

No. 434135

>>433781
Her hand is a completely different colour than her face. Also I'm gagging at her describing herself as porcelain white. Why can't she post anything without complimenting/lying about herself? Does she not see how pathetic that is?

No. 434182

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>>433978
It's not too hard to see where the edits are with levels in PS.
Of note: skin texture disappearing under her eyes to above her mouth and her chin, jawline is wobbly, neck seems too thin (pulled in + hair blocking the other side. have another look, it's odd), shadow on her neck doesn't make sense. Lips don't look edited in PS actually, but the size of her teeth in relation to her nose is throwing me off a bit.

No. 434263

Vicky is so pathetic. Has to convince people something isn't edited when it so obviously is I am catching so serious second hand embarrassment. She lies so much to try and keep this catfish online persona. Her real life must be so pathetic and sad

No. 434272

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Tons on filters piled on and grabbing hair to hide both sides of her face. Her signature move to hide her fat face. Why does she always look like her eyelids can hardly lift those huge fake eyelashes. Remember when she tried to say "my lashes are natural I just curl them. They are long and black as fuck" fckn lol.

No. 434275

Girl, how is chola lip liner and bright pink shimmer lipstick drawn over your lip line a "muted lip"? She would defend this by probably saying something like "my lips are naturally pearlescent pink"

No. 434335

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>>433781



The comments on this picture. Another lie that she bought a photography studio and this is a test shot that turned out great while playing around. Seems like she took the picture herself and then shooped her troll face to blurred shit. There's another picture that was posted before this that she deleted already and it was obviously taken by herself. She lies about fucking everything this whole girls life is just lie after lie she probably has a hard time keeping track of all her bullshit she spews out daily

No. 434343

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This is from 6 months ago back in march. Took a screen shot of a video and turned up the brightness. Look how wide her hips and waist are HOLY SHIT

No. 434345

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Yikes

No. 434435

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No. 434442

GODDAMN I WANT TO SLAP HER FUCKING HANDS DOWN!! How does she not know how transparent that is?

And who are these fucktards telling her she's beautiful/perfect/gorgeous?? Bad enough you gotta be a neckbeard, but a moron on top of it?

No. 434446

>>434442
There's no end to the stupidity of neckbeards, anon. Just look at Moomoo's horde. They want to believe there are disgusting bimbos who will cater to their whims out there, so they shower them in praise even when it's obviously fake.

No. 434447

>>434442
It's acually interesting to look at the profiles of her active fans on her facebook. From what i've seen they can be mostly put into 5 categories:

Crusty old men who's fat old wives haven't fucked them in years

Fedora sporting neckbeards

Pseudo-intellectual hillbillies with juggalo tattoos.

Random facebook hoes who hope some of her (imaginary)notoriety will rub off on them if they compliment her enough.

Normal people calling her out on her bullshit.

No. 434538

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She made a site..
https://mvminksend.wixsite.com/bellamortestudios
Wtf, it's so bad

No. 434545

>>434538

she lives in her myspace days right down to the era appropriate amateur web design

No. 434548

>>434538
>>434545

how much you wanna bet the artists on the artists section are made up names?

the blog is still in default content but it's from 7 days ago, so the recent post saying "Grand Opening soon :D!" has to be recent

…which she's been saying since Jan/Feb

also, how many fucking artists are going to go work at "Victoria Bella Morte Tattoos"?

her hours are listed at 5-9pm mon-fri

definitely still and will continue to be scratching out of her house

No. 434559

>>434548
I can't even click on the names to go to any social media or a portfolio page. You'd think she would hire people with a portfolio/experience and nearly all tattoo artists have an online presence these days to promote their work. I wouldn't doubt the names are made up. Also, if you have the money to run a shop, why don't you have the money to get your own domain name and hire a web designer?

No. 434573

>>434071
no i know that they're shoop'd but you can't "detect" it with software like that. i am not saying they aren't, just that you can't tell with this.

No. 434578

>>434559
tattooist fag here

she lists 8 artists on that page, 9 including herself. parlours typically have fixed chairs/stations for organisation/efficiency/professionalism purposes, which is why you find tattooing businesses don't have teams much larger than 3-5 (not including guest artists). so unless they're all tattooing a foot away from each other in her grungy-ass house or playing musical chairs with limited stations based on who has an appointment, it's clearly bullshit.

scratchers have a negative reputation in the community as well, so any artist that willingly works under her instead of an actual business-licensed shop is likely one as well. that makes for one scary staph-infested environment.

since im doubting she's making more than a few hundred a day (even IF that) from her "business", she couldn't afford the rent on a real shop alongside the necessary purchases to have a cleanly, health-regulated area and sterilized tools. this is a fucking joke.

protip: victoria, if you're reading this, n e v e r use your name for a business that showcases other artists' work. if someone royally fucks up, your name is attached to that instead of a shop name you can easily ditch a few years down the road (not that this would be much help to you considering you've already ruined yourself before anybody else could).

sage for sperge

No. 434587

>>434578
I don't think you have to sage. Sperging out is what Vic did a few threads back, when she kept posting a bunch of bullshit on the thread, claiming to be other people who "knew her" or "dated her".

No. 434800

>>434578
I know it's most likely she's deeply exaggerating if not downright faking her "business ownership," but it's possible her parents are pouring in money or "loans," right?

I have a feeling that she has one, maybe two stations if she has any put in yet (so far I haven't seen any pictures of the "shop" that aren't just related to decorating?). Those names are most likely fake, any that are real are probably just people like her - scratchers/poorly qualified artists with fe clients - she's promised room to do appointments in a shared space. Which is a whole different situation from having a team of 8 professional artists working in your self-owned shop, but if Vicky can be counted on for anything, it's turning a very bland truth into exciting and impressive fantasy with bits of truth sprinkled in.

>>434587
Always sage unless you're posting milk or updates on the cow. Read the site rules.

No. 434801

>>434800

I think it's probably pretty likely that after she was called out by a shop owner who fixed her work (screenshots in previous threads) who was deemed more trustworthy and professional because she owns her own shop and employs other artists, Vicky was so salty because she couldn't really dispute it based on the professional status and of the artist calling her out. She has likely fabricated some of or all of this fuckery and made sure that it looks like she employs MORE artists than the aforementioned girl to look like she is more professional and trusted. Therefore (in her mind) keeping her online persona intact. Sage for slight tinfoiling.

No. 434804

Also, she accidentally posted her actual home address and the address of her shop in her latest instagram video. I looked it up on google maps and the location of her shop is in one of the more disgusting, broke down industrial areas of Guelph.

No. 434855

Her mouth looks like a busted picket fence.

No. 435183

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>>434804
…looks like a great location

No. 435256

>>435183

says she's unit 80 so if we enhance…

https://imgur.com/a/Zf7mx

dear god, what a horror show

No. 435258

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No. 435272

>>435258
fucking yikes. i'd lose a kidney in this place

No. 435275

>>435258
Holy hell. I wonder what this looks like after her "remodel". The state it's in looks like a torture cell. Any local anons?

No. 435277

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Jesus Christ, this girl is fucking delusional. Vicky, you wore a size 10 at the fashion show. You can't be serious.

No. 435333

On weekends I go to visit my parents and they live around a 10 minute drive or so from what appears to be Vicks "shop". Would it be cow tipping if I went to investigate and take a few shots of whatever is happening there orrr

No. 435341

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>>435277
>I'm a size large in boob and ass

No. 435354

Lol she is absolutely not a size 0 in the waist hahahahahaha, in her wet dreams

maybe a size 10.

I like how use both brags about how slender she wishes she was while also not so subtley body shaming skinny women…

No. 435359

>>435277
lol using large as a statement of ones size You can literally have 10 different shirts in a "large" and none will be the same size. Even sizes don't really mean anything anymore

No. 435367

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>>434538

If you go to the 'about+' section on her cheap-o website (the only link that even worked for me), you can see just how lazy she is

No. 435368

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No. 435372

>>435367

Sorry for not cropping btw, Ik it looks messy. Just wanted to be sure to include the website so there's no doubt it's hers

No. 435537

>>435333
No anon, that would be milky as fuck.
I'd love you forever if you took one for the team.

No. 435667

at least we can keep track of her shop's status here

https://www.wdgpublichealth.ca/your-health/beauty-body-art/list-inspected-tattoo-body-piercing-shops

http://www.checkbeforeyouchoose.ca/Facility/Show/70e11acd-a25f-44ad-ae43-7843bd2910a7

if she's indeed opening this week, the last time any inspector came by to that shack was in march, would def need a health inspection to operate the business…wonder if she knows that

No. 436059

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Semi local anon here. I feel like it's going to be difficult for her to find professional artists that are willing to work under her given her reputation as an artist in this area. Almost every tattoo artist I've spoken to around here has had to ethier fix her work or has heard the horror stories.

No. 436122

>>436059

im laughing so hard

anybody who goes to this scratcher staph shack deserves what happens to them.

No. 436204

>>436059

Haha wow that's pretty unprofessional to recruit employees over Facebook. She has no idea how to run a business and definitely didn't take a business course in school she's going to fail so hard and lose so much money. Maybe then she will learn her lesson.

No. 436224

>>436059
But Vicky, according to your site, you have 9 damn artists on staff, all working in that little brick shed. Why would you need any more? Also, anyone remember/have a screencap of her claiming to have bought a photography studio? I'm gonna assume the tattoo studio and the photography studio are the same shed lol.

No. 436229

>>436204
The future milk will be bountiful and I can't wait. Especially since public health records and complaints are public and she can't control/lie about them. She's been able to operate under the radar for too long and now she can't. Beautiful.

No. 436420

>>436059
Ugh, her and her scratchers are going to wind up maiming more naive, ignorant people (likely young), and that's really unfortunate.

No. 436424

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>>436224

That's why she called it "Bella-Morte Studio"

Tattoo studio, photography studio, next maybe recording studio…

>>436229

The thing is, she's been openly posting about doing tattoo work for months with no "open" shop, so presumably she's operating in the shed that has so far had no proper health inspection. She could get shut down before she even has her "grand opening". (her public post implies she's open just not to walk-in business)

that said, she is listed as being licensed on the gov website, which is baffling. If she was fully set up we KNOW she would have plastered the internet with pictures already.

No. 436427

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>>436424

speak of the devil…IT HAS BEGUN

No. 436428

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No. 436494

>>436059
cambridge tattoofag here, can +1 this. have fixed one of the many she gave to her ex (about 4-5 years ago?) was on his throat

No. 436568

>>436427
Oohh Shingles, only you would attempt to make the inside of a shed look palatial. Never change.

No. 436608

>>436427

I love that there is a low hanging chandelier - why not make a small workspace even harder to navigate

No. 436644

>>436427
>>436428

This links like a nail salon, not a tattoo shop. And leave it to Shingles to pick a paint that looks like a Bloody Mary.

No. 436646

>>436644
It's actually a fairly well known interior decorating tip that red should really only be used for an accent wall, painting​ a whole room red can induce stress. I guess you SHOULD be stressed out if you're about to get work done at the Bella Morte photography and tattoo shed, though.

No. 436651

>>436427
This honestly just looks like a small town, low budget funeral home. Which is fitting I guess.

No. 436769

>>436651
Looks like a china buffet place.

No. 436773

>>436769

All it's missing is a sad little fountain w/ a few cockroaches & moldy pennies

No. 437027

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Posted & deleted last night.

No. 437066

>>437027
Lol keeping what booty? one would have to have a butt/Hips to start with haha

No. 437070

>>437027

She's sucking in with all her might and those pants are so high up. why does she act like she's a ~martial artist sword master~ when she's never taken a course in her whole life? She always has to brag about how fit and active she is while posting weird angled cropped half body shots while sucking up all she can.

No. 437084

>>437027
Also the angle (top to bottom) makes you look thinner. Come on Vic these are rookie tricks.

Can someone tell me why her side tattoo looks so fucked up?

No. 437172

>>437084

because according to her, she did it all herself!

No. 437454

>>436494
I'm so curious to know - what is it like to inspect her work up-close, with actual professional knowledge? How incompetent is she, compared to the average artist? I know there are a LOT of bad ones out there, how does she compare to the worst?

No. 437455

>>436608

AND harder to clean. Same with all those fake plants. Tacky, cluttered, and unsanitary, all of it.

No. 437468

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It's so sad that she keeps posting stuff like this to try and justify how fat and blobby she is in real life and candid shots compared to her shooped photos. she blames it all and the pose and lighting every time. Sorry Vicky but you are just a fat blobby cow and there's no photoshop or filters in real life to save you.

No. 437472

>>437468


>how to tell a waist shoop 101


look how wide the inner crook of her elbow got compared to the before picture. obvious pinching in of the waist.

No. 437473

>>437027
Those meaty arms in comparison. Cows always seem to forget you can't suck-in your arm fat.

No. 437523

>>437468 especially considering the girls who post stuff like this don't photoshop themselves. The whole concept of the side by side is them posting their instagram self and real self. Vicky will NEVER post her true form unless someone runs up to her a snags a candid

No. 437525

Her shop looks like a run down nail salon in the ghetto. Or like a sketchy exotic massage place

No. 437613

File: 1506075395299.jpg (275.29 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20170922_061349.jpg)

Random sad fucks on your FB commenting "marry me" don't count but ok Vic

No. 437656

>>437027

so she looks different in each picture because she has a magical body which can shed, keep or gain weight from the part she desires and a super fast metabolism that enables her to do these in a very short time? all of the photos she didn't take herself must have been coincidentally taken while she was keeping all the weight for shits and giggles, then. very realistic and completely steeped in scientific truth, vic. thank you for gracing us with this very educated explanation, for i have no doubt it's directed to us, your only actual audience.

No. 437657

>>437027
>"i want a bit of softness in the tummy..if it doesn't move a tiny bit when I slap it its too lean for my taste"
>that thumb easily sinking into her waist

Vic, we all know you're softer than cream cheese and if you slapped your stomach it'd be wobbling for days.

No. 437692

File: 1506094872621.png (1.49 MB, 996x949, Screen Shot 2017-09-22 at 11.3…)

>>437657

nah it's all angles & stuff, she does sword and martial art and is in cutting season because she's also a bodybuilder

No. 437698

>>437692
Vic….. We all know you don't do any of that. The only "bodybuilding" you do is building the pounds.

No. 437703

>>437692
Her face looks so much slimmer with the middle part. I don't know why she insists on the dated scene hair.

No. 437870

File: 1506112947163.png (109.08 KB, 737x1208, IMG_9298.PNG)

>>437703
Anon, I think you may need glasses because her face looks like a potato in the photo where she has the middle part.

No. 437962

File: 1506119260708.png (462.66 KB, 966x647, Screen Shot 2017-09-22 at 6.23…)

>>436428

seems like she'd had her "studio" in a similar state since March - not much has changed

makes you wonder why the hell she's spent the last 6 months with it "closed" but clearly operating out of the shed the entire time

No. 437972

File: 1506119752806.png (497.62 KB, 935x594, Screen Shot 2017-09-22 at 6.34…)

>>437962

oh god nvm how did i miss this stuff, at least now we know every red wall = "the shed"

No. 437984

>>437972

I can't believe how fitting it is that ol' Vicky shingles is operating out of a staph shack in the middle of a busted industrial park. She makes it so easy to roast her, it's almost unfair.

No. 437991

File: 1506120632653.png (84.49 KB, 750x981, IMG_6320.PNG)

>> And the flavour you taste depends on if she's showered this week.

No. 438037

>>437972
firstly, how does this manage to look so dingy when its all freshly painted

secondly, some anon with a black belt in google fu find out where that symbol came from bc its way too symmetrical and even for her to have painted that herself

No. 438045

File: 1506127289578.jpg (13.57 KB, 215x235, c8d2629bccad7e8aacaf6de4c5e90c…)

>>438037
It's from Assassin's Creed (Renaissance logo)

No. 438159

>>438045
Hm, and Vicks being such the ~hardcore gamur gurl~ that she is, didn't realize this? How strange. It's almost like she doesn't game at all.

No. 438230

>>437870
Nah, I think she looks a lot better too (not necessarily slimmer lol), it's a combination of having her eyebrows mostly hidden, her hair miraculously looking less fried and the fact that the scene side bangs are just SO terrible.

No. 439137

File: 1506312471119.png (135.44 KB, 640x1000, IMG_2584.PNG)

I'm sure you've done this before Vic.

No. 439174

>>439137
yeah… suuuure she has……

No. 439249

>>439137
Everything she posts looks like it belongs on r/cringeanarchy or r/thathappened. Maybe even a few things for r/justneckbeardthings.

No. 439254

File: 1506351850962.jpg (1.05 MB, 3264x3264, IMG_6432.JPG)

Once again Vicky is sharing completely fake, made up propaganda and finding a way to turn it into a big ol' fishing pole for compliments and telling everyone how great and SMRT she is. It's actually impressive how she can turn absolutely anything into a conversation about her (fake) iq, (fake) ff character physique, or (fake) marriage proposals etc.

No. 439268

File: 1506354167628.png (204.67 KB, 703x601, smort.png)

>>439254
I like how she's just repeating stuff she googled. so smart.

No. 439467

>>439268
>>439254
Even stupid when googling, copying and pasting. The study involved 949 people. That hardly is enough for any kind of meaningful theories on neurological sex differences.

More importantly, "Saudi Arabia's average IQ is only 84" makes me want to punch babies. IQ across cultures, even less developed ones, average 100. This is the first god damn thing you learn when assessing IQ.

However it is heart warming that a woman with a 149 IQ is working in a china town buffet's backroom doing tattoos. How humble.

No. 439637

>>439137

She already deleted this post. Probably got called out on it or didn't get enough likes and attention she so desperately craves by making up lie after lie

No. 439662

File: 1506386186808.jpg (765.33 KB, 3127x2149, IMG_6447.JPG)

On today's episode of "What will Vicky hide behind to try and hide her real face and body in photos she can't edit herself":

No. 439704

File: 1506390507330.jpg (57.35 KB, 540x644, IMG_20170925_214653.jpg)

I feel like she posts something like this every time her board gets bumped a bit more than average…but no fucks given, yeah? Oookkaaay, Vic.

No. 439756

>>439704
you would think someone with a 149 IQ would know the difference between "faze" and "phase"

No. 439770

>>439756
MTE. Did this bitch even finish high school?

I still die every time I remember that she claimed to have studied psychology and astrophysics.

No. 439904

>>439770
oh and you forget she's a cordon blu trained chef thats managed several 5 star restaurant's lol

No. 439974

>>439662
Her huge arm in the right picture is so beefy kek holy fuck

No. 440355

File: 1506476844289.png (254.13 KB, 750x1097, IMG_6456.PNG)

Publicly blasting someone who is clearly suffering from severe mental illness. It's really indicative of her narc ways when she can't even ignore the nonsensical rants of someone who is suffering and has to publicly insult and embarrass them. How does she sleep at night. And of course she has to make it about how he's fantasizing about her and how many crazy stalkers she has. There really are no lengths that Vicky won't meet to troll for asspats from her followers.

What she doesn't realize is that this happens to people every day. She thinks she's so special for receiving messages like this. But she's really just the scum of the earth for publicly shaming someone who is this ill.

No. 440385

File: 1506479843752.jpg (177.55 KB, 716x921, IMG_2601.JPG)

I love how shooped her face and shoulder are. Her skin texture is just a blurred all over when you zoom in a little it's very obvious. She forgot to shoop her neck the same skin tone haha her shoulder and face are so white and blurred in comparison. ~naturally porcelain white skin~ And the jaw line looks wonky and off. She also forgot to shoop her skin you can see under her hair on her face it's the same tone as her neck everything just looks so odd. I think she's too lazy to shoop her whole body now so she's just doing these weird close ups and failing so so terribly. And that cheap tacky looking costume jewelry necklace she keeps wearing bothers me so much.

No. 440389

File: 1506480306321.png (74.65 KB, 640x789, IMG_2605.PNG)

I really don't know who she's trying to fool. Here's a screen cap from some garbage snap chat video with a million filters on top she posted today on instagram talking in her poor attempt at a bristish accent (I turned down the brightness and exposure a bit)

No. 440392

File: 1506480723142.png (74.18 KB, 640x792, IMG_2603.PNG)

You can see how broad and wide her upper body is & she has no collar bone visible what so ever you can tell she's a wide chunker even all those snap filters can't save her. Look how big her shoulder is compaired to her new shopped profile picture. She even blurred out her face lines in the profile pic as well

No. 440394

>>440389
The NOSE. How does she not look at her editing, and realize that a nose like thatt could not physically stand on its own? It's beyond a "fantasy" look at this point, even, if she were to try to make that argument. She's so out of touch with reality, it's bizarre.

No. 440407

File: 1506482518289.png (67.8 KB, 640x649, IMG_2609.PNG)

>>440385

photo from the photography studio she bought. DUUUHHH!!!!!!! It's not a shooped to death selfie she clearly took of herself and then edited into the ground ^_~

No. 440410

File: 1506482826387.jpg (Spoiler Image, 252.91 KB, 712x941, IMG_6460.JPG)

Deleted and reuploaded, I posted the wrong pic. Sorry!

>>440389
First of all, where the fuck is her eyebrow going.

Also, don't take the exposure off of those HD pics unless you want nightmares. Also used vickys favourite shoop tool, sharpen.

No. 440411

>>440410
And my lord the quality of her hand tattoo that she so proudly did herself looks like trash. Way to advertise your work Vic.

No. 440413

>>440410
It looks like she had dark circles or badly textured skin around her eye area that she horribly tried to fix with the clone tool. Piss poor effort.

Also love how clean and crisp her untouched chest area around her necklace is and how much of a blurred, warped mess her face is in comparison.
It's especially noticeable with the piece of hair above her eyebrow which is smudged to all hell, while the hairs on the side of her face are completely sharp and defined.

No. 440415

If Vicky is 5'3" as she always loves to brag about cuz she's so small and "tiny" and she wears a size 10 dress size according to that consignment wedding dress she wore for that photo shoot she didn't get paid anything for and tried to play it off as a fashion bridal runway shoot (kek) then that means she should be around 150-160 pounds and at 5'3" that's pretty damn overweight ….

No. 440418

File: 1506484558249.png (59.48 KB, 510x525, Unnamed image (8).png)

Your daily reminder that Vic is just one of the boys, you guys. Don't forget!

No. 440461

If anyone is curious about Vicky's true tattoo beginnings, check out this VK album full of photos and some original english captions on her own work. Some of it is not hers, but it should be fairly easy to tell what is what.

https://vk.com/album-11867072_108519064

No. 440469

>>440461

>liddle

>tiz
>random british spelling
>terrible flash tattoos terribly done
>"this tattoo is not shit guise, it's only muh crappy camera"

she's insufferable.

No. 440472

File: 1506493063501.jpg (535.25 KB, 2048x2048, 264C0C78-BF76-4629-8FBE-227E7C…)

Holy fucking potatoe body how can she even think she's fooling anyone. She's shaped like a frigging barrel these shops are so hilariously bad

No. 440476

File: 1506493740744.png (373.33 KB, 839x459, lel.png)

>>440461
This comment killed me, hahah. Most direct translation I can give is "on who is she beaten up?" , but more roughly translated it's "who would get a tattoo of her looking banged up?". That is just such a bad tattoo. Eesh.

No. 440483

>>440476
Wow did she really tattoo her own face on this person?

No. 440492

File: 1506499270720.jpg (112.93 KB, 630x709, IMG_3284.JPG)

She posted one of her wonky videos earlier then proceeded to go crazy to this person in the comments before deleting all their comments. This was all I got though. Girl literally does post videos that look 3 frames per second… probably because she edits the hell out of them. When will she get a reality check?

No. 440537

>>440407
Lmao so her shitshack tattoo studio doubles as a photography studio? I really struggle with the fact that she doesn't understand the difference between an actual REAL photoshoot with a photographer and creative team and endlessly taking selfies and editing them. That isn't a photoshoot, and it still wasn't a photoshoot when she made her boyfriends and friends do it.

Then again, I guess that's difficult for her to understand seeing as she also claims to be a model on her facebook and a model for clothing lines on her instagram. She doesn't know the first thing about what being a real model entails. It's just so embarrassing to see a grown woman who does nothing but take and edit selfies call herself a model. (I mean, he first thing you might consider before claiming model status is actually getting paid for your work. But I guess we all know that she'll never really be paid for it due to her stumpy height, barrel-esque physique, aging skin and general rudeness when professional photographers don't want to shoop her into a different person.

No. 440538

>>440492

The quality isn't good because it's a video recorded on her phone?
She truly still lives in 2009 mentally.
I want to see a recent smartphone with that kind of shit video quality….

Even the iPhone 5 was capable of shooting in 1080 p


Sage for tech sperging but her
shit excuses really grind my gears

No. 440540

File: 1506519690212.png (100 KB, 750x686, IMG_6465.PNG)

Y'all, she's as white as human skin goes. My god keep it coming Vic. You sound like such a fucking moron.

No. 440545

>>440540
so she's albino?

No. 440580

File: 1506528152948.png (680.06 KB, 566x833, Screen Shot 2017-09-27 at 11.5…)

>>440461

oh my god

No. 440606

>>440580

this is too awful to be real. Looks like my 10 year old sister did it

No. 440620

File: 1506535644859.png (156.24 KB, 750x1102, IMG_9340.PNG)

>>440492
Here's more. She's such a bitch.

No. 440629

File: 1506536462466.jpg (102.93 KB, 500x440, Reaction-pictures-laughing.jpg)

>>440620

>go take more pics of your shitty car. Since thats all your insta is


Sick burn Vicky. He'll be feeling that for weeks.

No. 440742

File: 1506545760816.png (83.28 KB, 390x971, IMG_6769.PNG)

Lol but where's the lie tho?

No. 440969

>>440620
She buys shitty phones because she breaks them so much…
She could actually end up on an episode of catfish.

No. 441001

>>440620
"International model, cover girl, face of a clothing brand… YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO HIGH RES PICS AND VIDS" Girl.

No. 441116

File: 1506607063829.jpg (83.46 KB, 720x960, aaaaaahhhhhh.jpg)

My god she looks like a 48 year old trailer trash mom who smokes 2 packs a day, and this was taken at least a couple years ago.

Lighten up on the cigarettes and whiskey vic, you're gonna look 80 before you know it and we both know you don't have the photoshop skills to try and cover that up.

No. 441488

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No. 441489

File: 1506660429589.png (105.35 KB, 645x1073, IMG_6773.PNG)


No. 441490

File: 1506660460590.png (85.92 KB, 652x899, IMG_6772.PNG)

Tragic

No. 441495

>>440620
I wish that guy asked her what kind of phone she has, wasn't she doing snapchat filters and shit? She acts like she's using a flip phone.

No. 441547

>>441490
Yikes. Wow! That made me cringe hard.

No. 441632

>>441489
>>441490

She's balding worse than JNig. Check out where that natural hair ends and the extensions begin. Hard to believe a grown woman thinks this is a good look. She better stop that bleaching now or she'll need a wig for life. Time to give up!

No. 441663

>>441632
Holy shit, I never noticed the 5 Head. thats why she has those horrendous side bangs!

No. 441693

>>441663

She has out dated scene hair to hide her huge forehead and fat face

No. 441726

File: 1506714281336.png (536.64 KB, 913x597, Screen Shot 2017-09-29 at 3.43…)

dear god this is so bad

No. 441735

>>441726
Does she not do black outlines because she just can't? She always makes these weird black blurs behind her tattoos.

No. 441750

>>440620
She is soooooo defensive over a simple question. It must be exhausting having such a poor self image and having to defend the fake image you've portrayed online.

She's not even that bad looking? If she dropped the drag make up and did her hair more age appropriate, she could go from a mid 3 to a generous 6. She's so stuck in her scene days, it makes her look like a 40 year old trailer trash whore.

No. 441794

>>441750
>She's not even that bad looking? If she dropped the drag make up and did her hair more age appropriate, she could go from a mid 3 to a generous 6. She's so stuck in her scene days, it makes her look like a 40 year old trailer trash whore.

Thank you! I agree! She could be average-cute to pretty depending on angles etc and just own that, instead she needs everyone to believe she's a perfect ethereal being more beautiful than any mortal, so her flaws become laughably obvious. So many cows are like this! Could have a good thing going for them but they get greedy and want to be everything.

No. 441960

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No. 441961

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No. 441962

File: 1506740870629.png (82.52 KB, 614x1043, IMG_9372.PNG)


No. 441963

File: 1506740938116.png (26.06 KB, 366x383, IMG_9370.PNG)

Blurry but you get the point.

No. 442083

>>441116

The goddamn hand on face every time…. It's ironic she uses that hand to hide her face but the arm itself is so meaty so she's not really hiding the truth

No. 442093

>>441962

i think this is a much better look for her. i may just be thinking that because this is an older picture and she's just younger and better looking.

No. 442140

File: 1506798443615.png (126.69 KB, 680x1112, IMG_9374.PNG)

Anyone else remember when she was posted on IsAnyoneUp as a band whore?

No. 442148

>>442140
Not that any of these guys are worth bragging about, but I'll bet she submitted herself to IAU.

No. 442739

File: 1506908075959.jpg (78.11 KB, 540x690, IMG_20171001_213324.jpg)

What happened to the grand opening?

No. 442742

File: 1506908180719.jpg (86.47 KB, 540x689, IMG_20171001_213338.jpg)

Sage for double post but OF COURSE icky thinks it's normal to print out pics of your gf/wife and try to make your friends hang them up and wants someone to do that for her. And your last post made no sense because it and you are both mildly retarded.

No. 443646

>>442742
This thread is being hidden somehow.

No. 443672

>>443646
No it’s not, you retard. It just wasn’t on the front page of lolcow because no one posted in it for a day.

No. 443776

>>443672
It actually wasn't showing up for me earlier, either, only in the catalog.

No. 443814

>>442742
Of course she would love for her potential future husband to do this, but only if she gets to spend 6 hours on Photoshop liquifying said photo first.

No. 443816

>>443646
Someone is way too hostile. I'm not a retard and considering the fact that you thought I had no sense to look through the pages (which I did), it makes you look like the idiot here.

No. 443820

>>443814

It must really be a sad wanting nothing more in life than to be beat material for your husband and his friends.

Anyone who has met her in real life would never do that, to be fair.

Unless you spend hours and hours shooping, nobody is going to want your dumpy log body on a poster, and even if you do it's still questionable tbh. I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that said friend isn't a retarded narcissist ethier.

No. 443909

>>443820
Lol she's a completely notorious catfish, which is why you almost never see the girl out.

No. 444008

>>443816
You’re the one who can’t reply to the right post so I think you’re still an idiot.

No. 444089

>>441116
>Lurleen! Get yo dang ol' ass back in the trailer!

By far the best picture of her ever posted, I can practically smell the mix of stale cigarettes, Thunderbird and desperation.

No. 444187

>>444008
Everyone makes mistakes. That doesn't make them an idiot. You're just one insignificant asswipe in a sea of thousands, who feels the need to shit up this thread with comments that don't even pertain to it. Someone else even said that they could only find this thread in the catalog. Just because you were not experiencing that issue, doesn't mean that other people weren't. As much as I'm sure you love feeling like you're the only person in the world who matters, you're not. So go cry about it somewhere else.

No. 444193

>>444187
sage your butthurt next time :^)

No. 444200

>>444187
I'm the one who also couldn't find it and I tried to help you out there, but please sage your shit for the love of God, especially if you're gonna accuse someone else of shitting up the thread. It doesn't need to be bumped for this. You sage by putting "sage" in the email field and it's always a good idea to sage if you aren't posting new milk. Rants, opinions on another post, and shit like this should always be saged. Also, there's no need to keep replying and dragging out convos like this, it's pointless and you may earn yourself a ban.

No. 444291

File: 1507091213734.png (114.93 KB, 640x731, IMG_2735.PNG)

Vic posted an old horrible shooped photo on instagram. It's probably one of my favourite shoops I love how her meaty legs are thicker than her shooped to hell and back torso and the gravity defying boobs are hilarious.

No. 444293

>>444291
KEK her leg is HUGE

No. 444413

>>444291
…her calf is thicker than her waist, one of her tits is thicker than her waist wtf

No. 444437

>>444291
I’m clocking that cheap, super-shiny acrylic hair!

No. 444468

>>444291

What a disaster! Her shoulders are so much smaller than her lower arms…..I really don't think vic also has a boyfriend. I mean she would be posting about him 24/7 and at least have some couples pictures?? I really think her being in a relationship is a lie.

No. 444510

>>444291
She didn't do too bad shooping her face here, but everything else is disastrous.

No. 444522

>>444437
poppycock! Don't you know she has hair down to her butt and if she ever uses extensions she only ever has the most expensive, high quality ones fitted to give her already flowing locks just a little more volume?

No. 444986

File: 1507184669080.png (73.99 KB, 640x427, IMG_2772.PNG)

How long has she been saying her shit shack scratch studio would open soon? It feels like almost a year now or so. And a "photography studio" too!! I love how she spewed that lie out too when she hasn't even opened her "tattoo shop" yet. Come on Vic! Get your shit together

No. 445477

>>441489
I'm having myspace flashbacks

No. 445590

File: 1507302512301.png (178.17 KB, 732x1251, IMG_9440.PNG)

I went to her old Formspring account via Wayback Machine but could only view two pages. One was a screenshot from 2010 and the other was a screenshot from 2013. This is the former.

No. 445594

File: 1507303091249.png (124.61 KB, 745x1147, IMG_9459.PNG)

And here's the latter.

No. 445617

>>445590
>"bella morte is warriors dying a warrior's death in a battle"
>"Tis"
>"I named the clothing line it."
>"my mom called me Bella Morte"
She legit is a 17-year-old fedora in a fat myspace has-been's body.

>>445594
>"do boys count as pillows tee-hee~"
yeah you wish you fat sack of ignorance and bad taste.

No. 445671

File: 1507317455929.png (54.96 KB, 706x742, illogical.png)

>>445590
>>445594

Great finds, anon! I decided to dig as well.
I really wish there was a more complete archive.

No. 445764

>>445671
Thanks! How were you able to find this one? I kept trying to load more responses but it kept taking me to an error page.

No. 445803

File: 1507328961388.jpg (33.21 KB, 600x300, CSczyy_UEAAg10x-min.jpg)


No. 445945

>>445764
I stitched a few different pages together. On wayback, there is a 'back' and 'next' button, I just browsed through there.

No. 445959

File: 1507342155999.png (118.24 KB, 750x1107, IMG_9468.PNG)

Haha then why are you still lurking on here, Vic? That's a definite sign that you're practically obsessed with what people have to say about you. You really just can't stand the fact that not everyone buys into your fake facade, can you? You're so pathetic, it makes my eyes roll into the back of my head.

No. 445964

>>445959
I mean the fact that she obviously still lurks here and posts these pathetic crusty memes in a dead giveaway that she does in fact care. She's just pissed that she got exposed and can't pretend to be ~people who know her in real life~ anymore because she already embarrassed the hell out of herself.

No. 446046

>>445671

She worked as an advisor to a lot of high end hair salons and hairstylists!

That doesn't even fucking make sense. She has just mastered every trade out there hasn't she?! Also her hair is indestructible!!!' Is that why her hair won't grow and she's been wearing crusty extensions since 2006????

No. 446404

>>445964
Yeah seriously how does she not see the irony of posting a "IDC about haters!!" meme on a weekly fucking basis. It's just basically her announcing that she's been triggered at this point.

No. 446409

File: 1507415094661.jpg (1.07 MB, 3189x3516, IMG_9487.JPG)

Found some more gems on her FB.

No. 446504

>>446409
The scratcher post omg I'm dying … that reminds me, I wonder if the shop opening is delayed cause she can't pass her inspection. Also, one of the requirements here is that you must have 1-2 years of customer records available at the location and 5 years off location. She's constantly losing customer info , I doubt she's organized enough to keep real records. I wonder, if someone calls or writes in about how she's been practising out of basements for years , if that would prompt them to ask her for the 5 years of records that she definitely doesn't have.

No. 446626

>>446409
Oh my, poor Vicky — so incredibly, devastatingly gorgeous that she renders even heterosexual women mad with desire…,

No. 446802

>>446626
This shit right here is ridiculously fucking delusional. I wonder how many of her female friends read that and said to themselves, "What a load of bullshit!"
And IF she had any female friends before that post, I bet she doesn't anymore. Sorry Vick, not everyone wants to jump your bones. It's all in your head.

No. 446814

File: 1507495400503.png (47.95 KB, 441x941, IMG_9453.PNG)

So hammy.

No. 446819

File: 1507496325577.jpg (484.15 KB, 2154x1974, IMG_9490.JPG)

Yeahh, I'm sure you get soooo many men and women trying to fuck you on the daily. rolls eyes

No. 446874

>>446819
But anon, didn't you know that bad lighting adds 50 pounds to your body and 8 pounds to your nose and chin?

No. 446882

>>446874
don't forget that they purposely chose the most unflattering shot and the guy who took this photo didnt know what he was doing

No. 446955

Girls that are hot irl don't need angles and lighting to look good…they just naturally look good. I wonder if Vicky knows that?

No. 446957

I don't know what entertains me more, the "I don't care about what anyone else thinks" memes or the memes of other women side by side comparing their different postures. Like no Vicky you are not like these women. Because these women are unedited in both shots. You would never dare do what they are doing. You are not like them. Because not only do you not allow "bad photos" of yourself to be released on the internet, but your good photos are HEAVILY altered with filters, photoshop, and more makeup than any instagram model out there. Please stop.

No. 446958

>>446819
That size zero waist though.

No. 446975

>>446814 the painfully awkward and uncomfortable pose she is in just to hide her body kills me. Like what are you doing

No. 446991

File: 1507533611618.jpg (96.17 KB, 640x702, IMG_2826.JPG)

She mad her instagram private but I highly doubt that will last long because she craves constant attention. Last time she did this it hardly lasted a day or so

No. 447003

>>446046
lol she worked for cosmoprof. I worked for that company 10 years ago and hairstylists would sometimes ask us questions. and this was before you -had- to have cosmetology training to work there.

Literally she rang up people's hair supplies and answered questions. An advisor….fucking gold vic. Gold.

No. 447013

>>446819
The thing is that there's nothing actually wrong with her other than her godawful personality and stupidity. Oh, and her makeup and dress sense…
She probably would be considered pretty hot irl (maybe not by net standards) if she were confident and happy about the person she is on the right. Pair it with a nice outgoing personality and she'd be away for slates.
Pretty sad.

No. 447096

>>445671
>>445590

She used to write a lot better than she does now. I mean she still has lots of stupid mistakes in there but attt leaasssttt… she didn't writteee…. like thisss… allll the timeee….

No. 447118

>>446814 how did you find this gem? I'm surprised she didn't try to sue whoever had this on the internet. Her waist is so much wider than her photoshopped pictures :O

No. 447372

File: 1507594161666.png (78.19 KB, 529x1050, IMG_9451.PNG)

You can tell just how wide she really is in this one as well.

No. 447375

>>447372
Is that a McDonald's bib???? Hahaha Vicky fuels her martials arts training and "sword workouts" with McDicks, I'm dead. Where did you find this, anon??

No. 447383

>>447375
A fan page on Vkontakte, a Russian social networking site that's similar to Facebook.

No. 447470

File: 1507599641607.jpg (493.23 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171009_213813.jpg)

>>447383
Oh boy there are some gems there. I love these two. That bracelet cutting off the circulation in her hammy arm and GIRL YOUR EYELASHES ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE YOUR FACE the fuck

No. 447474

File: 1507599862853.png (309.34 KB, 1242x2049, IMG_1676.PNG)

Her parents have lived in Canada for so long that they BOTH went to college there, so where is Vickys accent coming from?

No. 447476

I've never heard of English folk calling themselves British. Is that an Irish or Canadian thing? Where I'm from, the term "British" hasn't been used in centuries

No. 447480

>>447474
Also, she's wrong, p sure she and her rents are first gen and her sister is second gen? Either way, she tries to play it up way too much just to try and seem special because she knows a lot of Canadians have British roots, she's trying to out-brit them lol

No. 447543

>>447474
Lmao if she really does (and I'm sure she doesn't) have any roots in British royalty that she keeps bragging about, pretty sure the royal family was notorious for inbreeding in medieval times? But ok.

No. 447561

>447543 damn that explains A LOT. From her looks to her mental capacity

No. 447612

File: 1507616283527.jpg (746.68 KB, 3852x2069, IMG_9501.JPG)

How can she be so damn full of herself AND manage to be so full of bullshit at the same time??? I'm surprised she hasn't exploded.

No. 447624

>>447612
One of the most hilarious ~mind of mcvic~ anecdotes is that if you lick her asshole with compliments she won't waste a second posting it and taking it for as much as she can, but if you criticize her she immediately "calls the cops" and threatens to sue you.

No. 447978

File: 1507666967041.png (233.76 KB, 750x1181, IMG_9503.PNG)

We all knew it wouldn't last long.

No. 447985

File: 1507667408965.jpg (68.39 KB, 1024x510, farrah nooo.jpg)

>>447978
god, old myspace relics really stick together

No. 448000

>>447978

she fucked up the cropping and that 1st meme says "I'm wanty…not needy, huge fucking."

No. 448098

File: 1507682736515.png (111.12 KB, 640x909, IMG_2834.PNG)

Did some deep digging and I'm 110% sure this is a text convo between the guy vic was seeing and herself. They never were officially dating even though her fb says "in a relationship" but she's pissed off that he's not madly in love with her even though "guys throw themselves at her". This is great and very cringe. Also explains that shitty cropped me she posted about being "wanty" not needy. She also tagged him in that shitty ig meme she posted @magicrod and they are not following each other anymore on ig.

No. 448111

>>448098
Lmao, Vicky doesn't want a partner, she wants some pathetic beta sap to drool over her while she smokes, drinks, neglects physical hygiene and stuffs her gut into a corset every day. "Guys throwing themselves at her" if these threads are any indication of her real life, guys set up dates with her and then bail when they meet her in person. But sure, Vic.

No. 448120

>>447978
all that im-so-famous attitude and she ain't even break 6k followers? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No. 448145

>>448098
Wow, he's pretty attractive! I bet she catfishes guys. It's obvious to everyone that she photoshops but I'm sure they don't expect her to look that bad.

No. 448152

File: 1507693472400.png (92.33 KB, 750x1039, IMG_9510.PNG)

>>448098
Haha it is her! Look very closely at the photo he tried to scratch out.

No. 448156

>>448098
Oh man, I'm sad I never screencapped but that's definitely about her. I recognize him from a few semi recent selfies from her insta that are all deleted now. Hahaha yeah you must be addicted to drugs if you aren't addicted to her, she's an angel. Hahahha oh Vicky, never change , you cringequeen , you.

No. 448164

Also, sorry for double post and tinfoil theory but the wording such as "not my fault I don't love you" and her saying "that shit is the only thing you'll ever love" makes me think she said I love you and he didn't say it back which is what prompted this. On top of that, she keeps posting marriage goals stuff, talking about married friends, her engaged sister etc. Wouldn't be surprised if that biological clock is ticking and she's pushing for a serious relationship. The desperation makes all the comments about how desirable she is even funnier.

No. 448176

Guys, isn't Vickie 31 or something? This guy is only 23 years old. That's a pretty big age gap LMAO no men her age wants someone as retarded as her.

No. 448179

File: 1507698802435.png (88.32 KB, 638x875, IMG_2840.PNG)

Oh Christ this video is great! It's on his instagram and you can hear Vickie in this short video and she is slipping in and out of her fake accent it's pure gold.

No. 448195

Maybe she pissed him off enough for him to upload unedited photos of her

No. 448302

>>448195
He would more than likely need a little push in order to do something like that. I don't think he knows that there's practically a whole community dedicated to exposing her for who she really is.

No. 448312

File: 1507733955439.png (143.36 KB, 750x1098, IMG_9529.PNG)

Something looks really off in this photo she just posted. Seems like she's getting lazy with the photoshop.

No. 448313

>>448312
>all that shoop but her nose is still huge
>obviously shoop'd on necklace
>weird grainy eyebrows
>dirty looking hands and fingernails

kek

No. 448385

>>448312
It looks like she's too stupid to pick her nose

No. 448400

>>448312
Turn it to the side - she has linebacker shoulders, girl is thickset for all her fantasies about being a tiny waisted fairy goddess. Also, the contrast is all jacked, to make her hand tattoo look less scratchy.

No. 448447

>>448312

Her bottom lashes look painted on her skin everything looks so bad.

No. 448453

>>448312
>Those gross ass over lined lips

What the fuck.

No. 448456

>>448312
Prolapsed anus lips.

No. 448461

File: 1507752128326.jpg (107.27 KB, 604x392, lol6.jpg)

Every time she posts about how gorgeous she is and how jealous everyone is of her, I just keep getting taken back to these photos. Even though they're definitely a few years old, she was just as self absorbed and narcissistic as she is today, and THIS is what she really looked like. In a room full of girls who were REAL alternative models this is how she measures up.

No. 448474

>>448461 I remember this era. I met Vicky and Bunny (girl on the far right) at a party. They both were dressed the same, corsets, pleaser heels, and mini skirts, but Vicky looked SO BAD. Her waist is so wide, she looks nothing like her pictures. Bunny actually looks way better in person imo. But Vicky was walking around this house party wth a bottle of jack in her hand just drinking it straight thinking she was a hard ass but GOD was she sloppy after like 15 minutes. Just some fat drunk troll talking in loud ass volumes. She's the girl who says she's "one of the guys" but no guy wants to go near her

No. 448506

>>448474
I've also had the misfortune of crosdinng paths with Vicky at parties and get togethers before. I distinctly remember a few of the guys always complaining about how insufferable she was before she got there, which made it that much more hilarious to look at their reactions when she was hammered in her ~renaissance best~ thinking she was the hottest girl in the world, hanging all over the guys. It didn't matter if they were single, in a relationship or avoiding her like the plague. She managed to corner them or hang all over them at some point in the evening. It was hilarious to want the guys faces.

No. 448537

File: 1507759655493.png (184.04 KB, 750x1115, IMG_9532.PNG)

>>448474
Was this photo taken from that party, anon?

No. 448547

>>448537
both of them look like shit but one is fatter.

No. 448737

>>448537 it very well could have been they looked a lot like this picture that night. It was a birthday party from what I recall. Vicky is just an absolute mess. Her friend circle is ever changing because no one sticks around. She's not as narcissistic in real life, she's actually quite insecure. Definitely puts on an internet persona. Bunny is pretty imo but that's just me. She was weird when she was around vicky though. She also did the fake English accent for a while and photoshopped the fuck out of her tits but she was nothing compared to Vicky and grew up immediately whereas Vicky is god knows how old still doing the same thing

No. 448749

>>448312

she has half an eyebrow and the drawn on part looks like it was slept on kek. wouldn't be going round telling people i did that hand tattoo tho b/c it's not good and whatever she did to the pic just enhanced that.

>>448737
>grew up immediately
minus that whole 'converting to islam' thing so she could hide her gross hair [referring to bunny] and the fact she also still edits/heavily filters her photos.

No. 448757

>>448737
Would you happen to have any candids of her or would you be interested in getting a few for us all? Videos of her acting ridiculous would be nice as well.

No. 448788

File: 1507791516387.png (1.14 MB, 640x1136, IMG_2893.PNG)

I like how her jacket has a big rip/hole and her fat arm is spewing out

No. 448795

File: 1507793282508.jpg (79.66 KB, 640x960, 20140828-nghet-tho-voi-sieu-ma…)

Even thou she shooped this
You can still tell how chub chub and gummy she is

No. 448804

File: 1507795204243.jpg (664.04 KB, 1842x928, Shingleton.jpg)

H A P P Y

No. 448891

>>431342
>>448098
If Vicky really did write these replies, she is abusive. If a man sent those messages it’d be considered verbal assault.

Goes hand in hand with narcissism - ego injury and the resulting rage explosion.

This woman needs to take a step back and look long and hard in the mirror.

No. 448936

A Crack/cocaine problem actually makes every thing about shingles make sense actually

-living in Guelph (with her parents despite being 30
-perpetually having no money/car
-her delusional pseudo intellectualism and ranting about astrophysics for which she has menial understanding of
-being known for having slept with pretty much everyone
-her poorly maintained hygiene standards
-the delay in opening her shoddy business

No. 448971

>>448891
I'm not saying she isn't abusive because we know she's a nutty narc bitch so it's more than likely-
but what exactly about that screenshot is abusive because I don't really see it…?

No. 448990

File: 1507833805939.png (92.97 KB, 640x503, IMG_2897.PNG)

She's mad because that guy doesn't love her

No. 448991

>>448990
Lmao I love how she didn't consider the possibility that maybe hes just not into her? But surely that couldn't be possible, she's a unicorn!

No. 448992

File: 1507834132622.png (107.64 KB, 750x559, IMG_7030.PNG)

>>>448990
Lmao also this

No. 448999

>>431342
>>448971

It’s the fact that he’s clearly trying to be reasonable and calm, while she responds with angry swearing and accusations of drug addiction. Red flags everywhere. Based on how aggressive her messages are, this is normal shit for her. He tries to set boundaries and she responds that he sounds like a crack addict. Abusive.

No. 449011

>>448992
She already deleted that guys comment and hers. I guess she knew she would be called out on "all the boys who asked her to marry them" and she just sounds nuts

No. 449042

>>448992
True narcissism at its finest. Or should I say worst? Yeah, that's why Adrien left her for another woman. Because he wanted to "marry her". More like he couldn't stand to be with her another minute, let alone for the rest of his life.

No. 449050

>>448990
Lmao someone tells her in a reasonable and calm manner that things aren't working out and she accuses them of only loving drugs and posts a status about how she's not attracted to men who don't have the balls to express how they really feel. Well, seems like that dude DID express how he really felt and that set her off. That status should be about how she's not interested in casually dating and allowing that to organically evolve into a committed relationship. Seems like she needs someone who is obsessed with her and wants to marry her immediately (as she claims is ALWAYS the case).

No. 449065

>>448990

wait wait wait

She "used to" think that people who were scared of getting hurt was a strength? She is NOW registering that fear of hurt = fear of vulnerability?

Her posts makes no sense, just another excuse to chalk up "maturity points". Obviously people who tell you how much they care are > those who don't. I guess her 210 IQ is in overdrive here with the insight.

No. 449069

>>448992

"I'm too mature for guys who won't tell me how they feel…but it doesn't matterrr because MOST guys I've dated have proposed to me. Most."

No. 449119

File: 1507851334536.png (60.73 KB, 520x697, IMG_9533.PNG)

Found this on someone else's Instagram and she commented, "worst photo of me everr". Surprised she didn't make them delete it.

No. 449171

>>449119

Holy ham

No. 449178

>>449119
She looks like a contestant on Rock of Love. How is she not exposed enough to social media to start copying those trends. She looks horrifically dated.

No. 449192

>>448992

bwahahahaha she's such a cunt, it's hilarious

No. 449223

>>449119
Yeah, but she still managed to get that fist up to her face, didn’t she?

No. 449224

File: 1507858707159.png (166.55 KB, 750x1056, IMG_7046.PNG)

>>449119
Lightened it up a bit. Woof.

No. 449271

>>449224
that stupid pose using her hand and hair to attempt to hide her chunk - you know how you can look more like your fantasy shoop, Vick? Lose weight.

No. 449319

>>449271

She would also need a bunch of facial surgery to fix her beak nose and jay Leno chin

No. 449320

Those gums & that nose can make you hit stop signs

No. 449372

File: 1507877297845.jpg (88.04 KB, 540x790, IMG_20171013_024614.jpg)

Yes Vic, pairs well with that post you deleted where you and some neckbeard discussed how Arabs have a lower IQ….

No. 449508

File: 1507913872617.jpg (309.61 KB, 1632x1632, IMG_7051.JPG)

Well, she's back to acting like a thirsty, retarded skank again. Also kek those comments about her body odour really hit a sore spot.

No. 449531

File: 1507917945015.png (376.45 KB, 600x497, Screen Shot 2017-10-13 at 11.5…)

The awkward moment when your shopped upper body doesn't match your lower Ham body

No. 449532

File: 1507917978913.png (656.77 KB, 515x862, Screen Shot 2017-10-13 at 11.5…)

And really, Who could forget this…

No. 449533

>>449532
Why does it look like there's a bunch of toilet paper coming out of her ass?

No. 449541

>>449532
Alien squid birth

No. 449583

>>449531
Jesus christ how do you shoop yourself this much and still have any confidence in yourself? You know. You saw it. You did the shooping. You are fully aware you are at least 10x fatter in reality.
How do you live

No. 449600

God she is honestly so pathetic. You're 30 just grow up already. She's so hammy here the filters didn't really help and she needs to learn some oral hygiene and brush all that tartar on her fucking tongue ugh imagine kissing that mouth? Fuck it probably smells like death and decay. Scrape that shit off vic!! You're not hot you look like a fat desperate cow who doesn't know what a toothbrush is. ~smells so good~ not with that graveyard mouth. And those fake eyelashes look re used

No. 449655

File: 1507937954714.jpg (78.34 KB, 540x843, IMG_20171013_193728.jpg)

wtf is this pose and expression, she looks challenged

No. 449662

File: 1507938483889.jpg (602.32 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171013_194658.jpg)

Sage for double post but turning down the exposure for almost all her photos is just terrifying

No. 449666

>>449662
holyyyy shit wtf is wrong with her eyes!?

No. 449687

>>449662
Holy hell anon what are these from? She literally looks like a psychotic meth addict.

No. 449694

Vicky Shingles. Super high iq, brain surgeon, cured cancer, uploads pictures of her licking herself and making weird winky faces

No. 449713

>>449655
Where is this from anon?

No. 449721


No. 449740

>>449666
Dry skin & premature wrinkles from wearing pounds of makeup all the time. With bags that big, I wouldn't be surprised if she sleeps in makeup.

No. 449766

File: 1507956017947.jpg (293.2 KB, 1632x1632, IMG_7101.JPG)

>>449662
Her hands are so disgustingly filthy and she's putting them in her mouth. Barf. (Both pictures were part of the same photo).

No. 449816

File: 1507968551090.jpg (118.88 KB, 899x692, wut.JPG)

>>449721
This is fucking golden

No. 449881

File: 1507987704865.jpg (64.48 KB, 409x604, OnNjyEs1zkE.jpg)

>>449721
oh god

No. 449887

File: 1507989100250.jpg (78.32 KB, 750x750, icky.jpg)

>>449721
this is so entertaining, especially how for some reason she has a completely different face in this shoot than her other photos. there are ones where you can see the huge contrast between her hair - which has random brown pieces sticking out - and the mass of cheap extensions. the shopped jewelry on the bra is great and is only in this shot.

No. 449960

File: 1508005985081.png (222 KB, 750x1220, IMG_7118.PNG)

if she's so ~in love~ with her face then why the fuck is she always hiding it.

No. 449996

File: 1508009581813.jpg (450.2 KB, 2048x2048, EA9B18D1-7E96-4D9B-9707-420D76…)

Lol nice try Vic your no hourglass.

No. 449998

>>449996
she looks like an imvu skin.

No. 450017

File: 1508013841883.gif (869.79 KB, 245x180, giphy-4.gif)

>>449996
I feel embarrassed for her.

No. 450019

>>449996
kek is she wearing the corset backward?

No. 450021

File: 1508014279624.gif (962.63 KB, 245x170, giphy-5.gif)

>>450019
OH WOW!

No. 450062

>>450019
Yes. Yes she is.

No. 450077

>>450019
kek shows how fucking stupid she is

No. 450081

File: 1508018313561.png (197.17 KB, 1072x1063, IMG_1735.PNG)

This is the girl who took the wedding photos and let Vicky ruin them with her awful photoshop skills. I really want to know what she was thinking

No. 450174

File: 1508027925112.png (66.25 KB, 640x334, IMG_2994.PNG)

Vic is once again reminding everyone how amazing and cool she is and can totally have friends of the opposite sex without having sexual relations. She sounds like a teenager hahahaha. I feel bad for the neck beard coming from the states expecting some ~final fantasy goddess~ and it's just going to be hammy dirty disaster shingles. With a botched tattoo to remind him of for life. Bless him

No. 450183

>>450081
That's Melanie "rose". That girl has serious mental issues. I know of her in real life my friend seen her for about a year and she is just an absolute spin case

No. 450196

File: 1508030417638.png (211.25 KB, 451x738, imvu.png)

>>449998
i tried.

No. 450207

>>450196
haha thanks anon! i'm sure this is what she thinks she looks like.

No. 450265

>>450196
Great job, anon! Although, you forgot the ~super pale~ skin that she always brags about.

No. 450274


No. 450300

File: 1508049748790.jpg (54.29 KB, 540x636, IMG_20171015_024157.jpg)

You wish, hamplanet

No. 450374

File: 1508061980578.jpeg (37.96 KB, 310x232, 684CE538-C353-49D1-84FD-00AC01…)


No. 450421

>>449996
How does someone fuck up something as simple as wearing a corset by 180 degrees?

No. 450424

>>450421
maybe she wanted to wear it this way to show off her ~sexy bod~

No. 450453

>>450300
Her whole identity revolves around being fuckable. It's absolutely pathetic.

No. 450471

>>449996
>>450019
>>450421
Wait, I think it's backward and upside down. Shouldn't it be tied at the bottom?

No. 450475

>>450471

It's not a real corset to begin with. It is a cheap lace up bustier.

No. 450563

>>450475

That's what it looks like to me. A cheap sex shop "corset" that laces up but doesn't have any boning (i.e. not actually a corset at all.)

No. 450618

>>449996
>>450475
>>450563

Occasional tightlacer here. The corset she's wearing is made with plastic boning that doesn't give any shape whatsoever to the torso. If someone tries to tightlace with a plastic boned corset, the boning would snap immediately and stab the person wearing it. That's why it's a dead giveaway that the photos of her wearing that are heavily photoshopped. Steel boned corsets are the only ones that are sturdy enough to give an hourglass shape to the torso. And a quick search for "red corset" on Aliexpress (a Chinese wholesale website) or eBay will show that she ordered it from China for around $8-$15, which is a fraction of what a real steel boned corset costs. Besides the plastic boning, the way she has it laced makes it impossible to give her an hourglass shape. It would have to be laced with the bow meeting in the center in order for it to pull in the waist, even just a little. She has no idea what she's doing.

No. 450659

>>450618
Now she's gonna start calling herself a professional tightlacer and claiming she got her super curvy figure by waist training and stuff.

No. 450687

>>450618
Oh no, no dear Anon!! Our dear Vicky doesn’t NEED a “real” corset to give her that hourglass shape because she has it naturally!! Her boobs also defy gravity all on their own. Don’t you know she makes guys hit signposts on the regular, and gets proposed to multiple times every time she leaves her house? She’s a unicorn for god’s sake.

No. 450688

>>434182
just seeing that pic makes me puke a lil

No. 450705

File: 1508136438529.png (101.13 KB, 642x778, IMG_7746.PNG)

ham planet

No. 450707

File: 1508136524292.png (70.24 KB, 750x476, IMG_7743.PNG)

Hourglass, in what dimension? If a corset can't give you much of a figure then you must not have a whole lot to start with…

No. 450727

File: 1508139799729.jpg (131.83 KB, 657x1080, IMG_20171016_034235_085.jpg)


No. 450760

File: 1508149634129.jpg (308.42 KB, 1632x1632, IMG_7165.JPG)

Lmfao sone prime cringe videos dropped on her Instagram last night. And of course it's not even as fast as she can go and totally NOT sped up.

No. 450761

File: 1508149797442.png (70.98 KB, 750x649, IMG_7166.PNG)

I can't she's 30

No. 450764

>>450761

Vicky;

Factually aged 30
Mentally aged 12
Physically aged early 40's

No. 450786

>>450761
Her horrible fake accent pisses me off so much.

No. 450791

File: 1508163485391.png (130 KB, 750x833, IMG_7768.PNG)

It's just the lighting that makes me look like a ham beast

No. 450792

>>450791

Pretty sure this is still shopped (gravity defying hair bending at the waist), which is hilarious because her legs still look like twined ham hocks and she still looks enormous.

No. 450793

File: 1508163801182.gif (1.84 MB, 462x358, 4RxrKV.gif)

>>450760

oh god i cant look away

No. 450795

>>450793
Is there a way to photoshop a fedora and possibly a m'lady onto this? Too much, kek.

No. 450797

File: 1508164239646.png (453.88 KB, 603x553, Screen Shot 2017-10-16 at 10.2…)


No. 450798

File: 1508164478976.png (188.36 KB, 750x979, IMG_7172.PNG)

Sorry canadafags, vicky is the only truly special and unique girl in your country.

No. 450809

>>450798

You live in fucking Guelph. You are not cosmopolitan.

"I have been to the States and can confirm that they have better and more unique style of dress"

what the hell is she talking about? It's all the same clothing brands, all the trends carry over. What is this "unique style of dress" that 'Americans' have (pretty broad, the US is huge, and she's comparing that to smalltown Ontario.)

No. 450810

>>450797
Did you notice her grabbing her hair around her face in the vid? She's so insecure.

No. 450811

>>450809
There's probably more variety in American style (due to the hugeness of the country and all the different climates) but it mainly comes down to a city vs. small town thing.

I'm sure big Canadian cities have more variety in fashion. I like to picture everyone wearing flannel and Canada Goose jackets tho.

No. 450812

File: 1508168225770.png (63 KB, 732x292, IMG_7174.PNG)

>>450760
>>450793
Some bonus retardation in the comments. She @ herself to say that she wasn't at ~top speed~

No. 450814

>>450809
like, one trip to toronto will showcase all the different styles and unique fashion people wear….. she lives in a fucking college town so no wonder they probably just see flannel and boots kek

>>450811
yeah its really just depending on the city/town. I grew up in a small town where if you wore anything other than uggs you'd stand out, but moving to a big city i could wear a big bird costume and no one would bat an eye. shes just "unique" becuase she dresses like a fat 1999 christina agulara

No. 450817

File: 1508169077475.gif (270.42 KB, 220x180, giphy.gif)

>>450793

Im laughing so hard at this her other arm looks like

>so badass, very professional sword fighter.

No. 450831

>>450791

did she actually go out like this? with a bra and 50% of a pair of leggings? and she dares to go on about her ~YOuNeEQ~ style?

oh, icky.

No. 450833

>>450809

What's funny is the guy she's quoting, who said Canadians are generic looking…is the most average looking, generic ass, Underarmor cap wearing dough boy I could picture.

No. 450836

>>450812

~skull cracking speed~

watch out, she's a lethal weapon

No. 450837

>>450814

"she dresses like a fat 1999 christina agulara"

nailed it

No. 450838

File: 1508172303108.png (76.33 KB, 750x711, IMG_7175.PNG)

In this absolutely cancerous video:

>oh hello in terrible fake accent yes she has talked a lot of shit about me in her life, and it makes me feel very special.


She can't be stupid enough to still think that this entire thread is just one person, can she? Is there underlying milk here or is she actually just so retarded that she thinks this entire thread is one person talking shit about her?

No. 450848

>>450838
THAT HORRIBLE ACCENT. How is it that not one British person has called her out?! It's just so embarrassing.

No. 450853

>>450848
British people have called her out on her Facebook, caps are a couple of threads ago. She used mental gymnastics to defend herself.

No. 450865

File: 1508176621852.png (201.36 KB, 483x487, F931AF41-88E9-4FA5-9C73-EBA08F…)

>>450793
what the fuck is this lmao she’s so cringey

No. 450890

File: 1508183826804.gif (1.53 MB, 314x360, 1rwOyo.gif)

>>450865

she just put out new, longer one

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaUhdo7Byfi/?taken-by=missvictoriamurder

i love the part where she tards out

> Force = mass times acceleration. The faster you can hit the more damage youre going to do. Like a car..its heavy but 5 miles an hour isn't going to hurt as much as 60 or 100 mph

No. 450895

File: 1508184762034.png (282.53 KB, 591x332, Screen Shot 2017-10-16 at 4.03…)

>>450890

it's done on her webcam, because at the end she does a close up. But her ninja moves have black bars because she squished herself into thinville

No. 450896

>>450890
I feel like shes seriously overestimating how cool this looks. Shes basically just doing a very dumbed down, simplified version of baton twirling. But you know, its a sword so OOH TOTALLY BADASS.

>>450895

ooooof, shes looking more and more like an elderly gutterwitch with each passing day.

No. 450897

File: 1508184969812.gif (236.5 KB, 480x270, giphy.gif)


No. 450900

File: 1508185175364.png (263.9 KB, 584x330, Screen Shot 2017-10-16 at 4.17…)

>>450896

is it even a a sword? i think it is a baton of sorts, but in her comments she says it's a "piece of katana hahaha"

No. 450905

>>450900
it's probably a bokutou, so a wooden katana-shaped training sword. unless for some reason it's the sheath…

No. 450911

File: 1508186208133.png (129.43 KB, 678x1154, IMG_7759.PNG)

Oink oink

No. 450916

>>450911
I love how she uses people to try and conceal her fatness haha.

And that fucking hand AGAIN

No. 450917

File: 1508187520816.png (1.97 MB, 750x1334, IMG_7935.PNG)

She's huge

No. 450918

>>450793
>>450890
Jesus she is so pathetic and cringe… it makes my skin crawl

No. 450943

>>450911
THAT ONE WEFT OF RATTY EXTENSION HANGING OFF HER BODY LIKE CHEAP STRINGY PLASTIC MAKES ME REEEEEEE
how does anyone think this is okay. Fix it Jesus. Throw the whole girl away.

No. 450956

>>450911
She literally looks like a pile of garbage and hair

No. 450976

File: 1508193260196.png (66.33 KB, 750x508, IMG_7232.PNG)

What a cunt. She posts potato videos at like 2 fps and then is an asshole when people can't tell what the fuck it is. It's not because he's "blind or dumb" Vic, it's because there are $25 burner phones with better video quality than your webcam/phone.

No. 450979

>>450911
She is wearing a navy blue and gold corset that she ripped down the middle over a black & white dress over a red bra that is showing. In what reality does she think this looks good?

No. 451091

>>450976
She purposely uses shitty quality webcam so it's harder to make out the hamminess. even though she totally has a "photography studio" she pumps out bad quality trash cam videos

No. 451109

>>450814
>a fat 1999 christina agulara

>>450956
>a pile of garbage and hair

I've never read better descriptions of Vicky Shingles.
These are perfect, A++

No. 451123

File: 1508208495077.png (91.3 KB, 640x777, IMG_3067.PNG)

She thinks her bad quality squished video of her ~super ninja katana skills~ is so amazing that she posted it on her Facebook her stupid "fan page" and instagram. It's so cringe. I'm also pretty sure she did speed it up just for the fact she had to brag about how it wasn't. Just like that ~super HD unedited~ picture she posted was obviously shooped or like some other bad quality video she posted on instagram saying "0% photoshop" yet she has a snapchat face filter on that makes your eyes bigger and your face thinner + 10000 filters

No. 451147

File: 1508213607792.png (81.56 KB, 750x1073, IMG_9572.PNG)

Seriously Vic? You post something on Instagram about not being needy and then you post this a week later? I hate to tell you Vic, but this right here is needy as hell and not something to brag about.

No. 451152

>>431342
>>451123
Fucking Vicky Chan.

No. 451165

I just can't with this woman and her "cool girl" shit. That video with her "boys", the video about how "she" talks about her, the video of the dumb ass dollar store katana replica flailing… you're totally right Vic , you're not like other girls. You're not even like other humans. You're a fucking donkey, you ass.

No. 451174

>>451123
"This is not nunchucks" …
dat high IQ
dat ivy league education

No. 451185

>>451174

her diploma was printed on potato skins

No. 451321

File: 1508246321234.png (62.24 KB, 750x369, IMG_7738.PNG)

Why guys you meet offline actually get vs what they think they are getting lol

No. 451324

File: 1508246510597.png (139.55 KB, 652x1017, IMG_7737.PNG)

The awkward moment when you liquifiy your ham body in the wrong places

No. 451355

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No. 451361

>>451123
You also have torque, you dumb shit. You have to be a special kind of retarded if you think posting high school level physics is impressive.

Meanwhile, watching her sperg out with swords will always be the funniest thing about Shingles. Well actually everything about her is cringe-worthy and hilarious.

No. 451428

File: 1508271033119.jpg (430.9 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171017_015105.jpg)

Look at this angelfaced classy lady totally not smothering some poor girl with her whiskey breath for attention at a party. The boys are def lining up with marriage proposals.

No. 451471

File: 1508274983058.png (312.67 KB, 499x376, cjrEOwc.png)

>>450793
>>450890
>wannabe sword sperg Vic

Holy shit this is my favorite content from her. She doesn't realize this looks cringey, and she actually thinks this will attract intelligent and desirable males. Hahahahaha. She has no form or technique, it's just manic baton twirling with an oversized butterknife. You'd think for someone who's concerned with keeping up 'intelligent badass' appearances she would have researched a few katana demos. That way she could at least imitate as if she knows what she's doing instead of looking like all the other neckbeards fishing for cool points with their mall-bought fake swords and fedoras.

No. 451533

>>451324

Also something really weird going on in that photo w/ her neck & arm on the left.. whole photo is serisouly a mess, can't believe how her already sloppy ps skills are getting worse. If she's gonna spend 2+ hours editing herself to hell & back, may as well watch a tutorial or 2 to learn wtf she's doing. But this is Icky Vicky, she'll never learn

No. 451614

>>451355

ot, but this kind of shit is so cringey. you just know he's some spotty, insecure teenager pretending to be a """daddy""". i am completely brimming with second-hand embarrassment. sad!

No. 451698

File: 1508295431436.png (100.27 KB, 595x732, IMG_3096.PNG)

Those hammy arms. Holy shit

No. 451703

File: 1508295652790.png (92.2 KB, 640x902, IMG_3097.PNG)

Bragging about not wearing make up yet uses a snapchat filter that gives you the look of clear skin and a little upper eyeliner. Classic hand to hide the fat face. That comment of her looking like she's right out of final fantasy makes me cringe. Her dye job looks like complete garbage and she needs to wash her greasy hair

No. 451713

>>451698

What the fuck is up with her shoulder on the right? Why is it smaller than her fist? Why does it just blur into the background? It's not even the same size as her left. Her shoops are so fucking god aweful. Who buys into this shit?!

No. 451858

>>451703

plus she has lip gloss or something to that effect on

Then again, this is the same person who pinned as her top post "0% photoshop 100% sass" on a pic with massive amounts of filters; then made a no filter post with tons of airbrushing

No. 451872

File: 1508301051460.jpg (157.88 KB, 958x1662, IMG_3102.JPG)

FiNuL fEnTeSy GuRl

No. 451882

File: 1508301404259.png (50.16 KB, 640x350, IMG_3103.PNG)

What season of ru Paul's drag race is this?

No. 451902

>>451882
nahhh I think most queens on that show have much better makeup than this… yikes

No. 451910

>>451882
Straight outta final fantasy.

>>451713
I don't think the shoulder is an effect of bad shoop, I think the rest of it is just off-camera, if that makes sense.

No. 451929

>>451882
Most drag queens know how to apply false lashes. They also contour rather than Photoshop selfies and hide behind their hands or other people in candids. Vicky looks like a melting butter sculpture next to the average queen.

No. 451933

I swear she has been wearing the same leather jacket in all her photos for the past 7 years. Poor girl can't afford another one. Even in the winter it's what she wears.

No. 451981

File: 1508309008193.gif (192.48 KB, 431x336, output_fMySUe.gif)

hot

No. 452139

File: 1508340791474.jpg (10.32 KB, 720x151, 22635284_1888265817869502_4128…)

>>451698
She promptly deleted this comment and blocked me lololol

No. 452144

>>451872

>that massive cleft chin


>>452139
Probably has a lot to do with it, kek.

No. 452156

>>452139

thou shalt not question

i remember one time she made a post in full makeup and hair claiming she had zero makeup on, which i questioned in the comments. after a bunch of snarky replies she edited to say she had a smidge of lip balm on.

what a nut.

surprised i didnt get blocked, though.

No. 452161

File: 1508342766377.png (379.99 KB, 860x372, Screen Shot 2017-10-18 at 12.0…)

>>451123

I'm so, so happy that she not only put up the weird spanish photo cover ad, but added the cringe gif as her display picture. Hitting herself in the head with her baton over, and over, and over…

No. 452244

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No. 452281

>>452244
Is there a reason her face is so lumpy? I know she's fat but her face makes her look obese.

No. 452299

File: 1508354945261.jpg (83.27 KB, 600x475, q9haPUQ.jpg)

She looked cute here without all the ridiculousness. I mean these brows are sad but she looks pretty. Skinnier too.

No. 452320

File: 1508356336518.gif (497.25 KB, 500x227, rs_500x227-131003121719-mean-g…)

>>452299
head tilt

No. 452323

File: 1508356384578.gif (2.83 MB, 320x240, grethenotherbighair422.gif)


No. 452338

File: 1508357203382.jpg (65.4 KB, 600x900, e234134118db0e35b5aeb2c7860380…)

>>451882
I knew I seen her face somewhere. Pic related megakek

No. 452356

I just watched her sword video and wtf is she doing with her other hand? It's flapping uncontrollably and looks like she could hit it with the sword any second.

I don't know much about martial arts but I'm sure real sword artists hands don't flap like that. When you look some real sword fighting videos on Youtube, they have their other hand on their waist, otherwise close to their body or do some controlled conscious moves with it. Didn't see single person with a flailing t-rex arm with loose wrist like Vicky's.

She also completely lost control of her body and the sword's direction when she started to go faster lol

No. 452420

File: 1508363365861.gif (617.27 KB, 106x108, XoDNB5.gif)

>>431342

this is so satisfying

No. 452642

>>450890

kendofag here.

what the hell is this woman doing? she's just fucking flailing some toy around. is she retarded or what? OH WAIT.

anyway. it is precision that kills. a well placed hit can kill. you don't need strength or speed. just throwing into it won't guarantee damage or a hit. this woman should stop pretending she handles a sword. it's dangerous for her (but it's soooo much fun for us)

No. 452646

>>452356
her entire body is flapping and jiggling lmao

No. 452654

>>452420
Her ham body gets sweaty easily, she's just fanning herself , give her a break.

No. 452774

File: 1508390070424.gif (410.68 KB, 480x320, output_a43iG6.gif)


No. 452789

>>452299
Usually I'm a fan of heavier makeup, but she looks miles better without it, shoop or not.

>>452420
>>452774
Did she just close her eyes and started swinging the thing around or what

No. 452813

>>451933
Genuine leather goods should last a lot longer than that, but assuming it even is actual leather, the way she styles it is so dated in that scene queen Motley Crue ripoff look, that she might as well just put it int the garbage (with the rest of her wardrobe.)

No. 452848

>>452281

Shit genetics and not taking care of herself in general. Girl is a rough 30 and looks like a 50 year old chain smoking casino wench.

No. 453073

File: 1508444441586.png (650.56 KB, 484x651, Screen Shot 2017-10-19 at 3.51…)

Her Gut is trying to escape that corset by any means possible… Her entire body here makes zero sense she has Giant ham hawk legs and a teensy shopped waist that her gut still manages to stick out of the corset . She photoshopped like half the picture and left the rest as is…??? Is this real life or?

How stupid does she think people are? how delusional is she?

No. 453076

>>453073
the fake background hides the warping…. also that arm on the inside of her body looks like it's been moved or added in to hide her true size. yikes how does anyone believe this

No. 453087

>>453073
can we ignore the body shoop and actually -look- at this? fucking katana? stupid fountain fantasy shit bg that she's just kinda infront of but also supposed to be in. this is glorious.

No. 453088

Even the roses look shopped. Is anything about this woman real?

No. 453089

>>453088
her bs.

No. 453099

>>453073
>those gross, stringy, warped extensions

>the hilarious photoshop-inflated titties that look like an actual instagram ass on her chest and are so high up that they're at her neck


>The cankles


>the veiny, huge thighs


>the roses hiding her fupa and gut overhang


>the blurry and warped corset strings that have been moved and fixed to look like she isn't busting out of that thing like a twined christmas roast


I'm crying, all of this is such a trainwreck. I can't believe anyone would think this looks believable let alone good.

No. 453100

>>451614

apologies for continuing the OT but he indeed is exactly that. i got it from either shayna's or cringey DDLG people's thread. he has a super lame ~edddgey~ username too, like "sadistdaddy" or something.

No. 453107

so she normally looks like this: >>451614
but spends time and effort to pretend she looks like this: >>453073 she really IS pretty dumb. and trashy. and the thing she does with her eyes that make them appear triangular (like this >>451698) triggers me something fierce. it's literally all i can see when i look at her.

No. 453205

>>453087

proportionately she's both larger than the fountain and also hovering in front of it

No. 453213

>>453073
the fucking sword…. what the fuck

No. 453215

>>453073
Why is the corset melting off her right tit? Why does her katana turn into a beam of sunlight? Why shoop in roses when she was on such a roll liquifying everything? Why did she leave her cankles un-liquified?

So many questions!

No. 453217

File: 1508457956873.png (64.3 KB, 623x565, IMG_3122.PNG)

Because anyone Kissing that ash tray smelling mouth and plaque tongue would make anyone's soul leave their body

No. 453254

>>453217
who ever takes that deal probably deserves it tbh

No. 453333

>>453213
It's just floating behind her or glued to her back. You'd think she'd bother to photoshop the strap of the sheath it's supposed to be held in behind her, but I suppose you can't expect much from this sloppy cowpig.

No. 453500

>>431342
>>452420
My boyfriend is a formal martial arts instructor and a cringe video fanatic. I showed him this and his face was hilarious. He says the “move” where she aims the sword at her own face and ducks isn’t even a move. He also says that being able to come out of a move is the most important part of martial arts. Anyone can flail around and cut off a video before slowing down. Hot mess 100% confirmed

No. 453521

>>453500
>>452774
>>452420

I really hope that her absence from the internet in the last couple of days means that shes been working tirelessly on a new spergout sword video. Anons finding the random splices, frame stretching, leg holding and the general retardation brought me so much joy.

No. 453709

>>453521
Maybe she's finally opening up the scratcher shack

No. 453795

File: 1508547633994.jpg (135.48 KB, 540x630, IMG_20171020_205904.jpg)

snortlaugh is she a furry now? The fock is this?

No. 453994

>>453795

no anon, i think she tried to insinuate that even the alphaest of the alpha dudebros need lurrvvee and when they do she's the woman they'll prefer because she's such a tough intelligent classy beauty who's also a huuuuuge nerrrddd and ttly dresses like a ~tomboy~ when she works because she's "one of the guys".

No. 455307

File: 1508794031113.png (257.13 KB, 540x709, Screenshot_20171023-170244.png)

Is Vicky looking for younger dudes now since most dudes her age find her retarded?

No. 455309

>>455307

Madonna is [59],
her boyfriend is [31]

Tina Turner is 77,
her husband is [62]

J Lo is [48],
her boyfriend is [42]

Sorry, had to factcheck this shit. Tina Turner being 77 was the only one that was right.

But of course Vicky shares #fakenews

No. 455569

>>453500 my friend is a sword smith at the Texas renaissance festival, he is also a very skilled swordsman and when I showed him this, he said with a serious face "this is not good. She definitely pulled something. I admire she has an interest in swordplay but she is going to permanently damage herself."

No. 455572

>>455307
She didn't even post the full meme. The bottom is supposed to say 'single? Relax, your future husband hasn't been born yet'
I've seen in on middle age ladies facebooks. I guess she cropped it because the born thing sounded creepy.

No. 455587

>>455569
She's already permanently damaged lolol
>>455572
Hahahha oh dear, it's still creepy though . Creepy fake news.

No. 455645

File: 1508830703583.jpg (49.88 KB, 540x652, IMG_20171024_033653.jpg)

Always love when bad artists brag about how little time they spent on a piece of shit.

No. 455647

>>455645

Everything she does is "in progress" never see anything finished. She uses so much white it's going to look horrible when healed

No. 455713

>>455645

you usually you say "only spent" if you FINISHED it and it was done under quoted time. What she's saying, like you suggested, is "only spent", because she rushed the fuck through it.

And oh god, the white…the white…I feel so bad for her victims

No. 455739

Did this dumb bitch really never learn to do basic greywash and skin breaks, or does she actually think tattoos look good with all that white? Even if you could use ink on skin like paint on paper, it’s STILL way too much white.

No. 455747

File: 1508860706757.jpg (3.45 MB, 1822x2880, wingigngin.jpg)

>>455645
This doesn't even make anatomical sense as a wing but alright.

I can't tell if it's her shitty video quality or not but it looks like all of her tattoos are de-saturated, even when they're fresh, and it looks like she doesn't use a shading needle and just shades with a single needle and a grey ink (terrible, unprofessional and causes more pain for the client during healing and the tattoo process). Not to mention that all that white will inevitably cause it to heal as some kind of grey blur. I think she just ads all that white KNOWING that it will all either disappear completely or heal yellow and only does it so it looks passable for her ~insta vids~. If you look at any of her clients photos (not hers) of their healed tattoos they all look old and washed out and there's no contrast at all.

No. 455762

File: 1508862911552.png (333.47 KB, 664x692, Screen Shot 2017-10-24 at 12.3…)

decided to check out that Loaded Radio thing she promotes on her profiles….lel

I wonder if "The Weekend Bender with Victoria Bella-Morte" is still airing, or when she last hosted? Id love to hear this shit lol

No. 455764

File: 1508862983336.png (62.87 KB, 640x376, IMG_3188.PNG)

Poor icky is trying to sleep and thinks 11am is early. Because she doesn't have a real job that requires her to roll her fat ass out of bed. Then compliments herself by saying "cute grumpy girl". Classic

No. 455805

>>455764
But Vicky needs her 16 hours of beauty sleep or she'll look as if she wasn't a real life Final Fantasy character.
Also lmao at that last sentence. Who is paying YOU for being a useless 30 year old NEET, Vicky?

No. 455886

>>455762

This is hilarious

"Cooking like a chef and motorcycle riding"

She can't cook and she's never been on a motorcycle or owns one she doesn't have any driving licences. She only posed beside shooped motorcycles hahaha this is great it's life she wrote it herself

No. 455892

>>455762

Samefagging here

But it also looks like this "magazine article" was made in fucking MS paint

No. 456019

File: 1508930445008.jpg (523.76 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171025_071850.jpg)

Lol she reposted the dumb vid of her sucking in and is going on about cutting season again

No. 456022

>>456019
Thats not what cutting and bulking is. God what a moron she is

No. 456039

>>456019
I loved the part where she was knocking on her abs. Oh Vicky, if there were any abs worth mentioning under there you would have visually accosted every man woman and child from here to bumfuck arkensaw by now. Also, everyone knows you have a bottomheavy gut so nice try hiding in those pants.

No. 456047

File: 1508940741781.png (19.24 KB, 286x108, Screen Shot 2017-10-25 at 10.1…)

>>456019
>>437027

I love love love that she's reposting this again, but her comment that bulking/cutting is a time tested "method of martial artists" takes the cake

No. 456049

>>456047
I've literally never heard about cutting and bulking in martial arts, and I've grown up around several practitioners. Cutting and bulking is a body building method to get as large as possible.

No. 456063

>>456049
That explains a lot actually Hahaha

No. 456074

>>456049

exactly, you bulk by eating tons of calories for maxx gainz, then cut down to see the definition.

you don't "cut back down to gain muscle"

but she's also cutting for "definition in her arms" but says she wants a stomach that jiggles and "a booty". Newsflash, you can't spot target the fat in your hammy arms. You're either losing weight or you're not.

No. 456086

>>456074
Also a bad idea for 'ol vic considering how aggressively she herself claims her weight fluctuates. Not to mention her "thyroid problem".

Never forget, in her own words:

>wow it's not my fault my ink stretched, I have a thyroid problem fuck you.

No. 456096

File: 1508954211063.jpg (17.67 KB, 180x270, IMG_3205.JPG)

She reminds me of Mac from it's always sunny "im just bulking up right now"

No. 456097

>>456096
She's 'cultivating mass', damn it!

No. 456112

File: 1508956822114.jpg (121.5 KB, 576x432, Krusty_Gets_Kancelled_70.jpg)

>>456096

Lisa: Krusty! What have you done to yourself?

Krusty: I thought I’d get into shape so I’ve been drinking nothing but milkshakes.

Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes?

Krusty: Uh oh.

No. 456118

File: 1508958530851.jpg (62.7 KB, 565x816, macauley bulkin.jpg)


No. 456121

File: 1508958774278.png (64.26 KB, 736x377, IMG_7411.PNG)

>>456047
>>456019
Patiently waiting for Vic to give this person a made up lesson on how "bulking" works.

No. 456124

>>456121
Ten bucks says she deletes the comment. Nothing Vic hates more than being called out on her bullshit.

No. 456128

>>456124
You know it. Complete with the "Teh haturz r just jealous of me making men hit sign postz!!1
It's one thing when a guy corrects her. It's even worse for her ego when a FEMALE does it.

No. 456220

File: 1508974086429.jpg (592.73 KB, 1632x1632, IMG_7417.JPG)

Is it just me or is Vicky a value brand Ryan Ashley (winner of ink masters last year).

Here's a picture of Ryan's work and self for reference. Vicky looks and inks kind of like a barely passable off brand ripoff and they're the same age. Although im sure Vic would insist that Ryan only gained her fame because she was copying Vic.

Safe for comparison.

No. 456328

>>455307
>>455309

She and all of those delusional middle aged ladies who like this post seem to forget that all of those women are not only incredibly attractive, but rich and famous as fuck too. Celebrities should never be compared to "normal" people.

No. 456336

>>456128

well, she finally replied:

> @mellybroz I'm not body building. And yes that's what you do..


> I don't see what part of that has you confused…bulking is when you up the calorie intake and still work out…cutting is when you lessen it but still stick to a workout routine. But I'm not body building…I'm a martial artist…similar but not the same. A body builder trains to look good …a martial artist trains to kick the snot out of someone. The later of the two being more dangerous with a generally less bulky figure


> the added muscle mass and more calories u gain causes you to gain weight.

No. 456338

>>456336

I'm not a body builder, I'M A MARTIAL ARTIST, similar but not the same.

lol!

No. 456342

>>456336
Bulking consists of eating a ton of calories and not doing cardio… so I guess she's just been bulking her whole life then.

No. 456431

File: 1509000984378.png (70.69 KB, 606x338, Screen Shot 2017-10-26 at 2.55…)

>>456336

now she's challenging some girl from another city to a !kungfu! fight

No. 456434

>>456431

>Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

No. 456500

File: 1509024779219.png (30.99 KB, 321x231, Screen Shot 2017-10-26 at 9.16…)

>>456431
Wow What a complete cunt,
pretty big inflated words for someone that has the body of a barrel and No ass or hips or waistline to speak of. if you didn't have your sad saggy pancake tits Vic nobody would give a fuck about you.

No. 456507

File: 1509026429583.jpg (63.09 KB, 770x514, 31d0db99c59a4854971cec4f0adf65…)

>>456500
Lol vicky's just mad because Izzy Hilton is a transgender woman who is hotter than she will ever be.

It's hilarious that her go to insult is another former scene queen. She's really stuck in 2008, my dudes.

No. 456512

>>456434
she's 100% never been in a fight before I would bet money on it.

No. 456516

she deleted all of Mels comments so you can't even see her supporting her point

No. 456518

File: 1509029069696.png (238.83 KB, 500x855, Screen Shot 2017-10-26 at 10.3…)

wake up on the morning gotta get me some milk

No. 456519

File: 1509029164183.png (237.55 KB, 500x430, Screen Shot 2017-10-26 at 10.3…)

>>456518

the whole video is pretty nuts, comparing obvious bad camera shots of celebs & that one instagram girl doing the before and after of TRYING to look bad

then she pulls this gem out, comparing our go-to fat Vic pic (so you KNOW she reads here)

it's great because in her second pic to show her looking "good" you can see how hard she's trying to suck her gut in and still looks putrid

No. 456521

>>456519
>durastically

dat ivy league education.

She seems to forget that she isn't a model, or a celebrity. Taking and editing pictures of yourself does not make you a model. It makes you just like every other person who uses the internet. The issue lies in how outrageously she abuses photoshop and then tries to convince people that shes some ~perfect ethereal being wrapped in cheap pleather~. She's a liar, and that's why were here. Topkek for her cutting out her gut in all of the candid photos, though. Can't be too honest, now.

No. 456523

File: 1509030590635.png (234.75 KB, 486x426, Screen Shot 2017-10-26 at 11.0…)

>>456521

what i cant get over is how she uses these insta models as an example, but when she does her "before and after" it's from a very old pic/video so that she can fall back on the "this is old I look 1000x better now" excuse.

If she really wanted to make a point, she'd take two full body candid shots, one bad, one good, zero editing.

But she won't, for obvious reasons. Even despite having a "photography studio" at her disposal.

No. 456532

>>456523
You can tell she's SO insecure just by the way she goes on and on about how 'everyone has bad angles!' and 'we all take bad pictures!'.

She definitely reads here. Hi Vic!

No. 456533

>>456519
I love how she implies at the end of the vid that she's one of the 'hottest models'.

Lol in your dreams, Vicky.

No. 456535

File: 1509032837326.jpg (7.56 KB, 265x190, images.jpg)

>>456519
lol totally the same

No. 456536

File: 1509032857590.png (256.69 KB, 707x449, Screen Shot 2017-10-26 at 9.13…)

pathetic

No. 456558

>>431342
>>456535

she squished the video to appear thinner, again

No. 456564

Vicky literally looks transgender in all of her unedited photos sooo

No. 456569

>>431342
>>456519
Can we take a moment to appreciate the amount of effort it took Victoria to create this absolutely batshit crazy video?

No. 456570

File: 1509044116351.png (34.91 KB, 471x106, Screen Shot 2017-10-26 at 2.53…)

>>431342
>>456521

screencap in case others were wondering


jfc her grammar is so bad in this

No. 456577

>>456536

>clearly isn't me


Is this her way of being funny or is she that stupid that she would think people would confuse her with a Halloween decoration?

No. 456579

>>456577
she's deluded herself into thinking people think she's that skinny

No. 456580

File: 1509045173492.png (365.8 KB, 440x648, Screen Shot 2017-10-26 at 3.10…)

>>456558
YUP haha

No. 456581

File: 1509045196438.png (355.16 KB, 438x635, Screen Shot 2017-10-26 at 3.10…)


No. 456585

>>456580
>>456581
I like how she's using her hair to cover up her chub arms too.

No. 456588

>>456577

> Is this her way of being funny or is she that stupid that she would think people would confuse her with a Halloween decoration?


I died.

No. 456603

>>456580
Fuck is that hair awful!
She even had to blur it towards the scalp to try to conceal the hair loss and frizz.
She needs to stop bleaching immediately, those extensions won't help her when her real hair is gone.

No. 456664

>>456431

oh please oh please oh please
do it mellybroz

No. 456715

File: 1509074740423.png (103.32 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3244.PNG)

Tried to take her up on her offer to meet in person and she told me off and blocked me

This thread is amazing

No. 456720

>>456715

>constantly threatens to fight or ~totally king-fu their ass with her super real katana skills~ people who disagree with her to look badass to her followers


>says "why would I fight you I'm not five" when someone takes her up on the offer in private.


Ok den vic

No. 456757

>>456518
This video is so stupid. Also, she looks bad or hides her face and body in every candid. She only looks "good" when she gets to Photoshop or take the photo or video herself. How long is she gonna desperately push this idea that every bad photo of her is bad lighting or a bad angle lol.

No. 456843

>>438045
Interestingly enough, this stems from Hassan i Sabbah's Assassins. I can't say that I'm all that surprised it's being used for something related to Assassin's Creed.

No. 456850

>>456715
THANK YOU for getting a dig in about the fake accent before she blocked you, haha. It's the most annoying thing about her to me.

No. 456885

File: 1509123474596.png (36.69 KB, 488x120, Screen Shot 2017-10-27 at 12.5…)

neckbeard of the year award goes to

No. 456890

>>456885
Can't stand her army of 30 year old virgins. This is why her ego is astronomically high.

No. 456902

>>456715
I love how you got us even more solid proof that she's a complete chicken shit when confronted. "Super bad ass will kick the snot out of you martial artist and sword flinger" though.

No. 456916

File: 1509130727582.png (128.35 KB, 640x992, IMG_3233.PNG)

She posted this and deleted it quick after I messaged her asking if I cut her asshole that deep she had to make a post about it and then my other friends called her out on the post and she deleted it at the speed of light as fast as her fat fingers could


I'm going to start calling her Vicky shingles now. This is great

No. 456917

>>456916
Hahaha amazing. You triggered her something fierce.

No. 456926

>>456916
lol she's sooooo butt hurt

Victoria your fucking huge get over it

No. 456929

>>456916
Not to get too Tumblr, but why does she insist on being transphobic? As far as I can tell Izzy's had top and bottom surgery and she's way hotter and more successful than Vic will ever be, so why does she repeatedly bring her up as "the scene boy (who is a boy)" in an attempt to insult mellybroz? I mean it hardly isn't an insult but she intends it as one and I really don't get it.

No. 456937

>>456929
Pretty sure Vic is a far-right idiot with the amount of shit she posts bashing Muslims, so I'm not surprised.

No. 456941

>>456929
>>456937

The only thing that really matters to her is her appearance, so the only insults in her arsenal are appearance related. Just another tier to the vapid, self-absorption that is her life.

I mean it's ironic because she also preaches "talking about the issues and not personally attacking people" which she does the exact opposite of exclusively.

No. 456944

File: 1509137804591.png (136.75 KB, 500x307, Screen Shot 2017-10-27 at 4.52…)

>>456937

i think she's more of an edgelord than anything

No. 456945

File: 1509137876796.png (37.19 KB, 505x164, Screen Shot 2017-10-27 at 4.55…)

>>456944

her anti immigrant rhetoric is amazing since she prides herself so much in being an immigrant

telling others to go home when she herself wont go home to that same place she 'defends'

No. 456948

File: 1509138489130.jpg (78.85 KB, 540x443, IMG_20171027_170708.jpg)

Hahahaha looks like someone called her out for the Izzy comments

No. 456952

>>456948

checked the account, guess it didnt take long for vicky to pick a fight with a trans girl (100k followers) right after some transphobic commentary

the "you're not beautiful and successful, you just pretend to be" line is the epitome of projecting

No. 457035

>>456952
Erm how is it projecting…it's true. Vic isn't beautiful or successful, she just pretends to be. That person was right you goon.

No. 457051

I love how Vicky is only anti bullying when it has to do with her.

No. 457071

I wish someone who has encountered shingles and had an actual interaction would come forward with details. I'd love to hear a real account of what she's like IRL. She's almost like a case study at this point. I've never heard of someone so delusional.

No. 457210

>>456948
Aaaand she’s deleted the comment.

No. 457243

So shingles is messaging my friends telling them I called them fat lmao my friends showed me the screen shots and she's scared of me thinking I'm going to find her and fight her and she said "I don't want to fight your friend because I'm trained to knock guys out" THIS IS AMAZING IM DYING she's making herself look worse and worse to all my friends omg train wrecking herself and now she's scared I'm going to knock her out

No. 457244

She must of spent all night figuring out who my best friend was to mssg them. What a fucking loser Jesus chriiiiist. We are dying at this

No. 457258

>>457243
Pls post screenshots, based fighting anon.

No. 457259

>>457243

Also anon, it's all talk. She threatened to sue lolcow and everyone on this board, sent fake legal emails from fake email accounts etc. She's a pussy and I can promise you that if she truly was the ~highly skilled fighter badass~ she claims to be she wouldn't be trying desperately to intimidate you.

That being said I'm not encouraging you to actually fight her, but it's fun to watch her squirm so desperately like this.

No. 457278

File: 1509209567327.png (150.29 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3265.PNG)

This is what she sent to my friend. Also I called shingles a 160lb hamhog not 135lb lmao

No. 457282

>>457278
She's even bad at shit starting, lol

No. 457283

>>457278

What a fucking psycho lmao.

No. 457291

She's making herself look absolutely crazy to even more people. What a moron

No. 457293

>>431342
>>457278
Jesus Christ this woman is 30?! Is she mentally handicapped?

No. 457294

>>457278
You and your friend should show up at her tattoo shop and scare the shit out of her haha. And take pics/video too. It'd be brilliant.

No. 457295

>>457278
lmao, what a freak

No. 457296

>>457293
She's got to be some sort of retarded. That pretty obvious

No. 457323

Holy shot she's fucking nuts she's trying to suck up to her friends to fuck Mel over what a dumb cunt

No. 457333

>>457278
KEK this is too good!! She's shaking in her nasty smelly boots right now. I absolutely love the "she said you were ___!" "W-well she didn't use your name b-but.." It's like she's 5 mentally but I feel even most 5 year olds know better then shingles.

No. 457337

Lol a couple of people and I were making fun of her a little while back because of an incredibly dumb post and she went off on me saying my boyfriend is hitting on her and shitposting on my photos calling me ugly lol. She also threw the whole "say it to my face, fight me" shit at me but proceeded to block me and post about me instead. Never change, Icky.

No. 457375

File: 1509231036825.jpg (702.44 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171028_184803.jpg)

"If I use messy paint to hide my jowls, I could go out and take selfies without having my hands all over my huge lumpy mug!! I'm a geniussss!!"

No. 457376

>>457375
These photos are super old so it's safe to say that she's gained a lot of weight since then.

No. 457377

>>457376
Oh darn, should have figured cause of the caption, figured it was her Halloween look for this weekend.

No. 457399

>>457377
She probably actually has no plans at all anon, lol.

No. 457501

File: 1509260344063.jpg (54.1 KB, 540x498, IMG_20171029_025716.jpg)

>>457399
teehee no you missed the memo she's partying on REAL Halloween

No. 457533

>>457501
Wtf no one will be partying on Tuesday, most people are working during the week. She's from the UK right? Yeah, everyone was celebrating last night.

No. 457544

>>457501
>>457533

Not only that, but it's the bank holiday on Monday. If she even said that then I might have believed her.

I can picture her alone at a messy desk with clothes scattered around the floor, Photoshop up on her screen being the only light available. All the while she drowns herself in 3 bottles of wine.

Happy Halloween, Shingles

No. 457558

>>457501

Lol, she definitely said that because of this comment >>457399

No. 457563

>>457501
'Celebrating' aka: sitting in her room with her shitty costume on taking selfies all night.

No. 457578

>>457533
She’s from Hamilton Ontario kek pls don’t feed into her UK bs
Literally the only celebrating anyone in their teens and up anyone will do on Halloween day is handing out candy. Like that’s embarrassing that no one invited you to heir Halloween party’s vic….

No. 457621

She doesn't have any friends to invite her to any party's because she sleeps with all her friends boyfriends

No. 457626

>>457621
Let's not pretend ol shingles could steal anyone's man, anon. According to anons who have been at parties with her, she tries and fails in a spectacle of sloppy jack daniels drunkenness, body odour, desperation and delusions of thinking she's the most desireable girl in the room.

No. 457647

File: 1509315549099.jpg (80.03 KB, 1080x542, IMG_20171029_181455.jpg)

>>457626
You're dead on, anon. One of my friends met her and watched her drunkenly hang all over some guy all night who was anything but interested. Here's some shots of her flailing around her bottle of JD, trying desperately to get someone to look at her fat ass instead of the damn band. Glad I never ended up at the same party as her, ugh.

No. 457743

>>457647
whats up with that jack, is it watered down? doesn't look like the right colour

No. 457775

>>457743
there's a bright light behind it shining through, making it look several shades lighter.

sage for who tf cares.

No. 457784

>>457775
I'll make myself laugh by choosing to beleive she's nasty and backwashes so much, she accidentally waters down her liquor.

No. 457923

>>457647
Holy shit look at that gut! And can this woman get any cringier?! I think I'd make her leave the party if she was bothering the band or a performance.

No. 457954

>>457923
she's built like a tank.

No. 457976

>>448302
Methinks it's not so much "exposure" as it is people just talking smack about pretentious wannabes.

No. 457980

>>457979
According to others who've met her, she smells. Bad.

No. 457988

>>457979

If you haven't seen Vicky's previous threads, I suggest you take a look. They're far milkier thank the current one. Lots of anons talking about their personal experiences meeting her, being at parties with her ect. My favorite thread was when Vicky came here to try to defend herself by pretending she was people who knew her irl and then had all of her posts exposed by admins. I've taken the liberty of linking them here for you. Happy lurking, anon:

>>336817
>>327539
>>218886 (My personal favorite when she discovered lolcow. All of her psycho posts are marked by admins)

No. 457997

>>457980
>>457988
Ahh, I see. Apologies for deleting; I got a little nervous that people would hound me for not knowing, even though it's been ages since I last read up about her. Thanks!

No. 458000

>>457997

I just realized that her sperg thread wasn't linking properly, heres the link.

>>>/snow/218886

No. 458024

>>457997
Don't worry about it. People here are generally pretty easy-going…unless you're Vic of course haha.

No. 458031

File: 1509394331192.png (872.22 KB, 680x913, Screen Shot 2017-10-30 at 3.45…)

Holy sad flap jack tittys, they look like they are trying to melt away from her body. Bagged milk hanging off nails.

No. 458034

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No. 458035

File: 1509394505946.png (421.66 KB, 452x555, Screen Shot 2017-10-30 at 3.47…)

yikes

No. 458036

>>458035
Her teeth gross me out so much. Looks like she never brushes them.

No. 458053

>>458036
Candy corn teeth, just in time for Halloween!

No. 458058

>>456519
>>456523

I love how she thinks that every photo of her that she didn't get to edit to hell and back is just "bad lighting, bad photographer, bad angle ect" when it's literally just her tru form. It's kind of crazy to consider that she is probably totally convinced that she actually looks like the photos she edits. Wild.

No. 458063

>>458000
I'd forgotten how much fun that first thread was! thank you for the memories.

No. 458252

File: 1509418029687.png (129.18 KB, 750x655, IMG_7636.PNG)

Today is "Vicky gets called out hard for coming off super racist".

She got called out within the first 5 minutes of this being posted. I don't think vickys racist, just really, really stupid. She tells everyone in the comments that they're in fact the racist ones for thinking that her reference to "apes" was directed towards black people. What absolutely boggles my mind is that this exact same scenario happened on her Facebook not even a year ago where she received a flurry of hate because she used that word whole sharing an article about black people. She apparently only has a small vocabulary and is incapable of wording things so that she doesn't get dragged on social media.

Bonus kek for her being a giant hypocrate and constantly going on about how she could totally ~crack your skullzzzz~ and threatening to beat people up any time they oppose her. Fuck, she even threatened To beat up a client after they complained about their tattoo. I can't with this bitch.

No. 458268

>>458252

Lmfao @ "if you don't like someone carry on with your life"

Is that why after I called her out she messaged all my friends and my boyfriend trying to start shit and got laughed at by them? Or when she asked if I wanted to meet in person and when I said sure she blocked me? What a psychotic hypocrite cunt holy fuck hahahahahaha

No. 458296

File: 1509422324844.png (71.15 KB, 640x564, IMG_3294.PNG)

My favourite post from her on the old thread she's having such a meltdown

No. 458316

File: 1509428443289.png (124.04 KB, 1014x492, Screen Shot 2017-10-31 at 1.39…)

>>458252

guys i think she had a brain aneurism typing this

No. 458317

File: 1509428566825.png (77.17 KB, 1010x310, Screen Shot 2017-10-31 at 1.41…)

>>458316

and some neckbeard just HAD to compliment her smarts for typing big words

praying she follows through and makes this video, please vicky

No. 458340

>>458316

but vicky, honey……. u do this

No. 458361

>>458317

I really hope she posts a video talking in her botched faux accent about a topic she knows nothing about trying her hardest to sound smart. That would be glorious

No. 458386

>>458316
…and to the surprise of no one, that's not what microagression means at all.

>>458252
i think she shared this to disassociate from that e-fight and subsequent chickening out from a real fight with >>458268 anon. pity she's so dumb that she forgets she has I FIGHT CHOOO plastered everywhere on the internet.

No. 458430

File: 1509459000397.png (139.64 KB, 750x1198, IMG_7645.PNG)

Lmao she made a 2 second video laden with filters and hair holding, explaining in that fake, trash accent what "cognitive dissonance is. You can barely understand what she's saying because of how hard she's pushing that fake accent and how distracting it is to see her try to hold perfectly still lmao. Her photo should appear beside the definition of cringe in the dictionary.

No. 458444

>>458430
How can she think this looks good. Seriously. NOBODY talks like that. Also lol @ being able to see the filter suck in her cheeks as she's speaking. What a cow.

No. 458447

>>458430

it's also great because she keeps looking at her computer screen to read the definition she wrote, couldnt even remember 5 seconds of her own thought-words

No. 458450

>>458430

transcription:
> Cognitive dissonance occurs whenever something disagrees with some core values, the brain goes into defense mode, and they stop listening to all logic and reason.


No. 458453

File: 1509466831881.jpg (75.26 KB, 728x546, strategies-for-incorporating-t…)

>>458450

She couldn't even be assed to google the actual definition before posting this idiotic drivel and looking like a complete and utter airhead playing psychologist? My fuck, I don't know how this broad isn't everyone's favorite cow.

No. 458458

How did I know her little video would be a 7 second video with a snapchat face filter on top plus 100 instagram ones of her talking in her faked accent saying something she rehursed like 20 times. I love the heart she put at the bottom to hide her fatty arm

No. 458462

>>458316
sounds like a copy/paste from @horse_ebooks

No. 458463

File: 1509468966000.jpg (404.22 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171031_124705.jpg)

>>458252
The girl she got in an argument with made a post about it and mentions being blocked but of course over on Vic's page , she's going "har har that went waaay over her head I'm sooooo smart she didn't stand a chance" while the girl can't respond to her. What a douche.

No. 458469

>>458463
She's such a giant pussy. Her ego is made of glass, she can't handle anyone opposing her so she has to block them and then continue talking shit while getting her asshole licked by random dumbasses.

IN case you're reading this vic, that's what insecure pussies do. Stop pretending you're such an intelligent badass when you can't even have a rational discussion with a person with opposing viewpoints without defaulting to personal insults and blocking them before they can respond. You look pathetic.

No. 458486

>>458316
What an embarrassingly constructed sentence. I love how she throws in brain anatomy to pretend she's articulating an argument from a scientific perspective.

No. 458527

File: 1509478726752.jpg (122.35 KB, 640x1136, IMG_3317.JPG)

The comments are so milky. The poor girl who has the botched Wonder Woman tattoo by icky is even saying how embarrassed she is of her tattoo and vick has her blocked on Facebook too

No. 458534

>>458527
Fake accent confirmed. Not that we needed confirmation of the obvious.

No. 458535

File: 1509479917509.png (97.32 KB, 524x250, Screen Shot 2017-10-31 at 3.54…)

>>458252

ends up she edited it after the fact from

> all i can think think of is…dumb apes.


to

> all i can think think of is…bloody human race..dumb apes.


then in her arguments after said "i said all humans!", before she deleted the thread

No. 458536

File: 1509479992551.png (26.66 KB, 434x97, Screen Shot 2017-10-31 at 3.52…)

>>458527

also there's this guy

No. 458545

>>458536
HAHAHA man I wish there was video footage of this. I'd pay to see it.

No. 458548

>>458536
I wonder what she talks about when she doesn't have her dictionary and thesaurus open. This guy should provide more

No. 458589

>>458527

saging for milk thirst.

does anyone have screenshots of people calling her stanky shit out in the comments of that thread before it was deleted?

and just to clarify >>457578 i'm pretty sure she's from guelph, ontario - even worse. it's all suburbs and rural areas in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, maybe that's why she dresses like it's still 2006. it's incredible that a 30 year old woman could be so unwilling to move on from her myspace scene queen days. she seems to have zero self awareness. a true halloween haunt~~ scary~~

No. 458600

File: 1509483051253.png (132.12 KB, 750x925, IMG_9685.PNG)

>>458536
She tried to climb him like Mount Everest?
Umm…on one hand, I don't doubt that one bit. But on the other, this guy isn't that great to look at. Maybe she just doesn't have any standards and will fuck anything with a pulse. However, the past few guys she has dated have been pretty handsome. I don't know what to believe in this situation.

No. 458601

>>458589
Hmmm…I know I've read this exact same comment on one her threads before. Why are you copying and pasting anon?

No. 458602

>>458600
Meh, I believe it. Drunk Vicky not getting all the attention she craves? I bet she's been all over a lot uglier dudes than him.

No. 458603

File: 1509483362076.jpg (125.03 KB, 1280x855, tumblr_o9cdnx5OoY1sl6c0eo1_128…)

>>458527
WW tattoo, for reference.

No. 458607

>>458602
Damn…that's pretty sad. But also hilarious.

No. 458610

>>458535
le sigh

That shit is pretentious as hell - Vicky in a nutshell.

No. 458613

File: 1509484474364.jpg (349.92 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171031_171237.jpg)

Uh oh

No. 458619

>>458613
Hahaha I hope this makes her sperg out.

No. 458622


No. 458625

File: 1509484906967.png (63.4 KB, 201x150, Screen Shot 2017-10-31 at 5.20…)

>>431342
>>458622

this kills me

No. 458631

>>458603
>>458622

it has her shooped face with the triangle eyes urrrgghh

No. 458636

>>458631
I thought that too, cmon Vicky are you that full of yourself that you had to give Wonder Woman your melty photoshopped face

No. 458662

>>458613
Here comes the sperging, everyone get your popcorn

>>458631
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that noticed that. I would be pissed if my tattoo artist tattooed what looked to be their face on my body.

No. 458675

>>458603
Worst thing is, this girl is an amazing model and actually all around wonderful person, unfortunately branded by the trash that is Vicky Shingles.

No. 458677

>>458675
Vick was probably pretty salty to be tattooing a girl much prettier and more successful than her.

No. 458681

>>458677
I wouldn't put it past her to do that to someone. She's such a vile, self-absorbed piece of shit.

No. 458715

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No. 458787

>>458316

As an actual mental health processional….this is why I drink.

No. 458795

So I feel like all of her international accreditation s are made up by her. Like her cover photo looks like it was made in paint and it's all Spanish. Does she provide credible sources for her alleged awards?

No. 458796

>>458527 I guess she already deleted those comments as I can't find them but I can't believe someone from her school finally called her bluff on her fake accent. The guy trolling her is my hero

No. 458797

Lolol her most recent video though. Heavy filter? Check. Hand AND hair covering face? Check. Angles? Check. Immense amounts of 80s drag makeup? Check. But guys she's naturally gorgeous and doesn't need angles or photoshop

No. 458798

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She looks just like hayden panetierre with this filter but I wonder what she looks like irl

No. 458799

>>458798
>Just like Hayden panetierre
>Instead looks like a filthy porn-milf
Are your eyes and anus reversed Anon?

No. 458804

The comments are still on that video I wonder if she's having a mental breakdown

No. 458805

>>458799 generally she looks like a sad washed up porn star, but I didn't recognize her in this video with the filter. She tries really hard to look like something she's not. I bet that's why she has such a cheap, poor quality phone

No. 458829

>>458797
>"U can see where the filter kicks in half way through lol"


did she mean her poor jab at adobe after effects—- the video is constantly stretching throughout. i wanna know what she's covering up behind that heart sticker that was edited in post lmao.

No. 458840

>>458600

poor guy getting roasted on lolcow lmao

No. 458872

>>458804
She deleted that whole post on FB now. No spergy replies/attempted comebacks at the guy unfortunately.

No. 458875

>>458798
I I reckon she looks more like Nigri in this pic than Hayden, but I agree, there's something different about this video because she's not doing the regular triangle shaped sleepy stoned eyes she normally does.

No. 458877

>>458798
Has she ever tried claiming her lashes are all natural? Because it srsly looks like she uses LAYERS of lash strips. I can't imagine the shape her real lashes are in from all that glue.

No. 458879

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>>458877

Kek, yes.

No. 458881

>>458879
Holy shit she is so into herself…only a stuck up bitch would refer to herself as 'porcelain white' instead of pale.

Also lol @ the stupid scribbles off the side trying to make her face look thin.

No. 458892

>>458879
Also no lip liner or lip gloss my lips are naturally that dark around and shiny cause I'm a real life ff girl.

She's so full of shit how does anyone believe this?

No. 458904

>>458879
I find that the people who lie about having no makeup on are usually the ones who have to explain why their "natural features" are so perfect (explaining why eyelashes are so "blacq", why lips are so "naturally big and beautiful I'm such a gorgeous human being") Vicky, you're a fat retard and you know it as much as we do,

No. 458915

>>458892

Yeah, last I checked, none of the Final Fantasy girls wore crusty dollar store eyelashes or chola lipliner, but then I haven't played the new ones.

Unless maybe she means Kefka?

No. 458927

File: 1509559812028.jpg (386.82 KB, 4000x4000, VickyShingles.jpg)

You guys mean to tell me you aren't jealous of this beautiful, talented, black belt astrophysicist?

No. 458940

>>458927
Keeeek!

No. 458950

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Oh god she posted a video to insta and it's just her complaining in her horrible fake accent about a guy who "asked her out like 10 times" and she said no so now he trolls her.

No. 458964

>>458950

Can an anon please transcribe this? Her fake accent makes me wretch and I can't handle listening to it.

Also I love how she made a dumb video so nobody can screenshot it and send it to him, kek. Sounds like a lie to meeee.

No. 458970

>>458950

let me guess, she's pretending the guy who threw the shit on her fb the other day & link here, is the one who got rejected

oh god vicky, you cant keep going to that well every time someone calls you out online

No. 458972

>>458970

What is hilarious is that I actually looked at the account that linked lolcow to her fb and Im 99.9% sure it was a fake account because it was created less than an before those comments were made. If she's really going to tell people that that guy was "asking her out" that would be the most obvious lie because theres a good chance that "guy" doesn't even exist.

No. 458994

>>458972

can confirm, checked it and the pic was new, everything else blank, totally a burner account

so i guess it's fitting that she'd pretend a fake guy would ask her out

No. 459069

>>458972
I created the account. I'm not even a guy. Classic Vic to make it a storyline out of it with her being sooo desirable, though.

No. 459070

>>458927
you forgot her cleft chin but this is still a more accurate representation of what vicky looks like irl then any of the ridiculous shoops she promotes.

No. 459167

>>458879 also her eyebrows are definitely filled in even thought she said "no eyebrow stuff" it's definitely always the ones that say "no makeup" that actually have a full face on. These girls don't understand that a natural look doesn't mean no makeup kek. It's also the girls that have to announce to the world they aren't wearing makeup because they can't just be normal and regularly upload natural photos

No. 459219

File: 1509595774363.png (702.84 KB, 927x1108, thebrowsdoe.png)

Oh man she changed her hair, eyebrows and went even heavier on the lashes. Also, lol at the "pissing off dumbasses" hahah girl you're more pressed than anyone. You're just entertainment, Vicky.

No. 459259

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>>431342
>>459219

i'm amazed she uploaded this

No. 459265

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>>459259

maximum neckbeard achieved

No. 459295

>>459219
I'm still shocked that even after all that ridiculous shooping, she can't even bother to make herself not look like a dollar store drag queen

No. 459393

>>459259
She looks like absolute shit. Also why does icky wear false lashes every fuckin day and do a full face of cake make up when she hardly works and you know she's not taking her huge lazy ass outside unless it's to pick up smokes.

No. 459440

>>458799
Calm down, Anon, others have said that she looks like an aging porn star too.

No. 459445

File: 1509628252338.jpg (96.31 KB, 750x913, IMG_7686.JPG)

>>458927
Incredible, anon. I added a few small details, I hope that's ok.

No. 459453

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>>459445
Properly lol'd, Anon. This looks far more appropriate.
I was using MS. Paint and threw in the towel after doing the basics.

No. 459460

>>459265
FFS. This is why Vicky's ego is as bloated as the rest of her.

No. 459483

File: 1509639476583.png (109.28 KB, 719x1088, IMG_7689.PNG)

Kek, anons we're right. She literally just put her costume on and took pictures of herself for Halloween. What a sad existence.

Also "photo shoot" does not equal taking pictures of yourself. Get a grip.

No. 459488

>>459483

as far as i can tell there's no costume, she just threw on some angel wings & some cheap prop in her hair for a few insta pics….on november 2nd

if she actually had a full costume, she'd for sure spam it up on halloween

No. 459489

>>459488

Im assuming the rest of her costume will be photoshopped on.

No. 459491

>>459488
Maybe she's gotten even fatter and doesn't want to spend hours shooping herself thin?

No. 459549

>>459491

her melon is looking mighty round in those other vids

No. 459584

>>459483
What in the hell is that on her chin though??

No. 459720

>>459584
sticky's got the herp

No. 459800

>>459584
Duuuuude I didn't see that at first wtf it's so hard to tell under her constant video warping. I hope it's just fake blood or something otherwise why the fuck would she feel so okay posting her sores

No. 459863

>>459584
Most likely either a smudge from food or a pimple.

No. 459906

>>431342
>>459863
I think it’s just her many, many layers of filters glitching on the lip ring. 2005 called and this relationship just isn’t working out

No. 459917

File: 1509719197242.jpg (337.43 KB, 1632x1632, IMG_7715.JPG)

Is it possible to get worse at photoshop over time?

No. 459921

>>459917

> I shot a photoset for it to make you all happy


previous video:

> photoshoot time!


….SHE'S TAKING SELFIES, WHAT IS THIS "PHOTOSHOOT"

No. 459922

>>459917
Nothing about this looks like a real person. And I don't mean that in a 'omgz she looks like a final fantasy girl!' way, I mean that in like a 'how many hours did she spend creating this?' way.

Also nice work having the sword cover your man-chin, slick Vic!

No. 459923

>>459917

Why is everything but her face blurred into oblivion? You can barely even make out what the fuck is going on. This is a trainwreck.

No. 459925

>>459921
Everything has to sound nicer than it really is with her.

'Photoshoot' = selfies
'Porcelain skin' = pale
'Tattoo artist' = scratcher

etc.

No. 459927

File: 1509721938864.jpg (34.3 KB, 340x480, 23283576_1906143839415033_9891…)

Lmao

No. 459930

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>>459917

"i didnt want people to take actual pics of me because i looked like shit"

No. 460034

File: 1509738327661.png (1.22 MB, 1080x1590, Screenshot_20171103-194253_01.…)

>>459927
Oooh my god

No. 460035

>>460034
"captures how my face is in person perfectly" LOOOOOL

No. 460039

>>460034
Her arm is so fat. She must've forgotten to shoop it.

No. 460051

>>459927
wow thats nearly tuna level

No. 460052

>>460039
it's also perspective, because she holds it in front of her and it is nearer to the camera. it looks ridiculously big.

No. 460053

>>459930
>>459917

>my costume was sooo cool that people were bugging me for pictures all night!


Looks like you were wearing a cheap bra and taped some cardboard to the side of your head but ok.

No. 460082

>>431342
>>460034
JFC she actually photoshopped a photo of soldiers at war into the background. Cute props Vicky. I’m sure the veterans of WW2 appreciate being the background for your cheesy tit display

No. 460089

File: 1509743954780.jpg (412.25 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171103_171502.jpg)

Sure, Ick. That's why the hand on your face is covered by photoshopped leather and has no visible tattoos.

No. 460106

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Is anyone going to discuss the fact that none of this shit matches??? Also, it looks nothing like any fucking version of Valkyrie. It looks more like she threw random shit together and called it a costume.
One more thing: She photoshopped that gold bottom half of the top onto her torso. And it didn't do her any favors whatsoever.

No. 460118

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No. 460162

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>>460118
"Nobody cares" except you, Vick, because you made multiple replies on the post with the photo, made a seperate post about the post in question, edited that post to include how little you care and then proceed to Photoshop and claim the photoshopped pictures are exactly what you look like IRL. Keep trying to prove how little you care, though. It's wildly amusing. Also , "mentally slow in the head" ? As opposed to mentally slow in the leg? Dat IQ!

No. 460225

>>460106
wtf is this mess??

No. 460240

at this point this thread is like kicking a retard, she's so pathetic. she's so delusional about everything something has to be developmentally wrong with her.

No. 460248

>>459917
This could easily pass as some kids deviant art photo manipulation from 2005. She really has not improved or changed in any aspect for over a decade. Ten+ years to lose weight, improve skills at tattooing and photoshop, to ditch the scene hair and razor thin brows, to be more humble and less of a joke, but nah she's a living time capsule of mid 2000's cringe.

No. 460255

>>460162
I thought the mentally slow in the head part was good, it's much more Vick's speed than her usual word salad about cultural overlays in the neo-cortex vis-a-vis the imperative to sound cromulent

No. 460421

>>460240

i think she's just full of herself, lonely and has no life besides the internet attention. having an high opinion of yourself but no real person giving you the attention you think you deserve and being stuck in your own little online echo chamber can make someone come across really retarded.

No. 460442

>>460248
It's a shame because had she done all that, I could see her becoming a reasonably pretty woman.

But instead, she digs in her heels and stays in denial. That's what makes her a cow.

No. 460443

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Oh FFS this shit again…

No. 460614

>>460240
I've shared the same sentiment since after she was exposed for spamming/self posting. Most cows are fun to pick apart because they're bad people, but she's some developmental delays going on. It's kind of sad. She needs her parents or a tard Wrangler of some sort to step in.

No. 460739

>>460614
Eh I have multiple friends who have met her and one of them is close with an ex of hers and she's heard some horror stories about her being fucking insufferable. That's probably why she isn't close enough to anyone for them to be a real friend and tell her what's up. If someone I cared about was acting like this, I'd tell them straight up that they're embarassing themselves and should tone it down.

No. 460971

>>460739
she's way past someone being able to just 'have words with her'. >>460614 is right, she needs a carer or something, she's a legit sped

No. 461010

>>460971
It's funny but true. If you really think about it, there's a lot of confirmation that she sleeps around, goes out to parties and tries to drink jack Daniels straight out of the bottle (even pic confirmation of that) because she is too retarded and delusional to realize something bad could happen to her. It's a wonder nothing already has. One can't consent when they're blacked out. If barely say she could consent sober, given her mental capacity

No. 461079

>>460739
Tell us some specific stories. They're always hilarious!

No. 461090

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>>431342

oh god she painted red carper on linoleum flooring, and still isnt using painting tape or a ruler or anything to get a straight line

"freeehandinnnnggg"

No. 461091

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No. 461094

>>461090
>>461091
Did she really just go and paint a fake carpet on her floor. Is there no limit to what she will fake???

No. 461111

>>461079
I've really only heard bits and pieces. Only full story I've heard was about how she was wasted and following some guy around the whole night who was very obviously interested in someone else and she just wouldn't fucking stop until him and the other girl got so pissed that they just fucking went home.

No. 461126

>>461090
Is she… did she….. paint windows on the walls as well? The painted red carpet reminds me of this shitty poor "event hall" in Congo where they had painted Turkish rugs (it looked like a 3rd grader painted it) on the cement floor and it was very "fancy" for the town and they were extremely proud of it. But it's worse bc it's vicki, in England, with real paint and some semblance of cash. And the fake Turkish rugs looked 10x better than this shit. Depressing.

No. 461129

>>461126
She's in Canada ,FYI, not England; she fakes an English accent and claims to come from England so as to be fancier than everyone else in Guelph.

And yeah, it looks like she painted a fake arched window as well as the "red carpet".

No. 461150

I'm living for her renovation updates and how fancy she thinks she's being. She has a child's idea of what looks luxurious. A plain white apartment isn't suddenly going to look palatial if you smother it in cheap gold and burgundy paint in big blocks with no finer details. It looks terrible in a potato quality Insta video, imagine how it's going to look in person. Who paints stuff like that shit arch thing directly onto walls anyway? They make decorative moulding specifically for this reason.

No. 461151

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I especially love that she just has so much burgundy paint left over from her "studio" reno that instead of tossing it she figured "hey, I'll paint some carpet!

and wtf why is she painting the walls that color too, so she has white, gold, or red walls at any given moment? she has no decorating sense whatsoever

No. 461153

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>>461151

and lets notforget the drippy monstrosity that is the guestroom

No. 461154

>>461153
Ahh the guest room for all her friends…

That would look vile even without the drips and even if she had painted the design with precision and symmetry. She's just a lost cause. She has no eye, no hand and no taste, and she's too delusional to ever improve from that.

No. 461166

>>461154
looks like a fancy traphouse imo, is she a junkie?

No. 461171

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>>461153
Or that she's got a door with no knob; what kind of a crackhead paints her doors "fancy" gold, and can't be bothered to buy knob for it?

And it's not off for painting before the other door on that level, also freshly painted, has a knob (and her lacking of taping or planning, and leaving all the drips, shows she's not the type to take off the knob in order to not get paint on it, anyway).

No. 461174

>>461171
Fucking hell. I repainted my room a few months ago using all supplies from Walmart and I did a better job than this. It’s really not that hard to buy painters tape, and some canvas/tarpe. You can totally go the cheap diy route and not do a trash job. Also what is this gaudy color scheme. That’s gonna be so harsh on the eyes. This actually upsets me because there was zero effort behind this to not look fucking sloppy.

It all just reminds me of those shitty nail salons you find deep in the hood that decorated the place super trashy with crazy colors.

Sage for not contributing

No. 461177

>>461171
She probably too it off to paint but if you look closely at the wall you can tell she didn’t even bother to do even coats of paint.

No. 461179

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>>461153

real windows

No. 461305

Was her address of her “shop” posted here before? Can it please be re-posted?

No. 461322

>>461305
Just scroll up, it's in this thread, these are the posts:

>>435258
>>435256

Also, please sage when not contributing milk, goes in the email field.

No. 461391

File: 1510034327452.jpeg (496.5 KB, 1770x1770, DC66E0A0-AE90-4B4A-8F6C-41FFD5…)

Oh ho ho

No. 461408

>>461391
Talk as big as that waistline of yours. My kekburns are coming off my face

No. 461444

>>461391
"How obsessed with me you are"
I couldn't help but think of Yoda. Her spelling and grammar always bothers me.

No. 461516

>>461391
it's so cringey how vic tries to insult the girl in the comments by saying she looks like a trans girl, when she wears heavy and cheap looking drag makeup everyday. just an aside, i googled luna lovebad (formerly izzy hilton, the trans girl referred to) and she's looking a lot more fresh and put together then vic. meanwhile vic remains a scene queen has been that's seemingly reinventing herself into little more then some kind of far right neckbeard incel poster girl

No. 461599

>>431342
>>461516
Making fun of trans people is just the icing on the shit cake that is Vicky

No. 461645

>>461516
Best insult she could come up with is comparing someone she's clearly threatened by to one of her MySpace contemporaries who has actually managed to hold onto relevance, have a successful life and is more attractive than Vicky, who is still living in the mid 2000s and sustaining her massive ego by hoovering up any crumbs of neckbeard attention she can on Facebook.

No. 461658

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Vicky posted a picture of Blake lively dressed like a homeless person and posted this caption. The person who corrected her in the comments is her own sister lmao.

No. 461708

>>461658
Also, lol at tagging them and being all "wasn't a fan before" like they give a flying fuck or are even gonna notice.

No. 461728

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I died. "Someone purposely made her look bad for a role? FUCK. I was hoping to compare my ugly candids to celeb candids again!"

No. 461745

>>461728

Man, I bet Blake Lively was devastated to receive this news.

No. 461775

>>461728
Honestly so pathetic. She should start posting pics of Charlize Theron in Monster to justify her unshopped candid pictures. It's just bad lighting/ photography you guys!!!

No. 461878

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ew

No. 461885

>>461878
So gross…how is she not embarrassed?! I'm so embarrassed for her…

No. 461887

>>461878
resting derp face is more like it

No. 461913

>>461878
Shes just sucking the dirt out of her fingernails, anons. Can't have a hot guy approach with crusty, filth-laiden mitts!

No. 461946

She really posts the most embarrassing type of stuff considering she is a 30 year old ADULT. Like her videos are what 18 year olds post to get attention on the internet. She claims to be some kind of genius but spends her time taking weird selfie videos instead of working a real job.

No. 461963

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Even with all those bright filters I can clearly see the dirt under her nails. Wash your fuckin hands girl! I just picture these grubby hands tattooing someone and feel nauseous

No. 461966

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>>461963
Kek, the dirty finger she's sucking, the lip liner. I just can't.

No. 461990

File: 1510198784726.jpg (1.03 MB, 1080x1080, BeautyPlus_20171108213830_save…)

Wtf is wrong with her lip?

No. 462045

>>461990
Badly applied (and probably cheap) lip liner. Not doing her any favours.

No. 462050

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sage cause double post and old photo (found this on VK) holy hell though I really hope that's just lipstick on those chompers

No. 462053

She forgot to photoshop her naturally super long eyelashes.

No. 462055

>>462053
lol. You’re just JEALOUS because her eyelashes are naturally black and long and as fuck and her skin is naturally porcelain white.

No. 462064

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You'd think someone that takes pictures of themselves all the time on self timer and calls it a photoshoot would force their man to take pictures of them all the time. It must be weird to be narcissistic but also ashamed of your true form. I can imagine adrien trying to take a picture of her like a normal boyfriend would and her clawing at his phone to delete the evidence

No. 462066

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So does she tattoo at her shop or house? I am genuinely confused

No. 462067

>>462064
Yeah well in order to have your boyfriend take your photo, you have to actually have a boyfriend. Vicky can't hold on to a man to save her life. The last one told her he wasn't into her and she flipped shit so bad that he posted the screenshots and had a laugh with his friends lol

No. 462070

Oh yeah didn't she call him a coke addict because he didn't want her? Does that mean icky is doing coke too? Maybe that's why she was flailing a sword around at the speed of light lmao

No. 462077

>>462066
She doesn't seem to be doing any tattoos at all recently, judging by the lack of uploads. Then again, maybe she's not uploading them because they're so bad that potato quality and filters can't hide it. She had that guy from the U.S come to visit her and if I remember correctly, she was supposed to tattoo him, but she only uploaded dumb videos and photos of them together. Never ended up uploading a photo of the tattoo. Either way, her "shop" was supposed to open like a month ago and I'm sure she would have posted about it if it actually happened so I'm going to assume she's tattooing people at home. She probably couldn't pass the final health inspection lol.

No. 462079

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>>462066
Ah wait my bad, I just checked and I think she mutilated him with this crap. No tattoos since then, though, it's been over half a month now. Considering how little she "works" , I don't know how she can afford to open a shop.

No. 462086

>>462053

it's bad angle!! clearly the lashes are just straight when she's resting and pointing straight towards the camera so you can't see them! they will curl on command whenever she wants them to!

No. 462100

>>462079
Oh my god that looks like trash. Can you imaging paying money to get on a plane then pkayig more money to have someone to that to you? How can she be proud of that.

No. 462101

>>462079
Jesus. Imagine having that mangy dodo wing on your back for the rest of your life.

No. 462102

>>462064

This is hilarious because I know for a fact that one of the main reasons her last serious boyfriend broke up with her was because he was sick of her asking to take pictures of her all the time. And apparently when he said he didn't want to she would be a huge pissbaby and fight about it.

I love how she's trying to cover her tracks by preaching the exact opposite of what she actually does. Foolproof, Vic.

No. 462205

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Wow. Comments on the dirty finger sucking video lmao. I can't. She's too predictable.

No. 462208

>>462205
I thought her lashes naturally curled up?
/yea ok Vicky

No. 462226

>>462064

of course you don't get other people to photograph you vic, you can't control the angles. you look completely different in your massively edited selfies and your candids and you KNOW it

No. 462236

>>431342
>>462208

no no no, they're naturally super long, so it's just an optical illusion that they aren't in this one - they aren't !curled!

No. 462241

I like that all of a sudden , wild boyfriend appears! Since when? Since we pointed out she doesn't have a boyfriend to take pictures of her?

No. 462291

>>462205


Holy fuck does she seriously think anyone would believe that her drag queen spider leg looking fake eyelashes are her REAL lashes? This girl is the most delusional person on the planet. Who actually buys into this shit? Muh skin is porcelain white, my lashes are real, and I have a size large ass and size 0 waist. Oh fuckin kay there.

No. 462354

Has anyone else noticed that in all of the videos she posts on Instagram, she has has hip hop/r&b playing in the back ground? It's really weird considering she's "OmG SuCh HeAvy mEtaL ChiCK"

No. 462359

>>462354
nothing is quirkier than being able to say youre a female who listens to metal AND rap

No. 462427

File: 1510302987834.png (2.15 MB, 1242x2208, IMG_2137.PNG)

Here's one of her "no makeup" pictures. Poor thing lies so often she can't even keep track of them all! Which is so very interesting because she's probably one of the worst liars out there.

No. 462429

She used to be "slightly" more articulate back then, though she will forever not know how to spell the word SUE which is ironic because it's something she threatens to do to people all of the time

No. 462433

>>462427
>sew me
for fuck sake she is too much. trying to act like she doesn't have eyebrow powder/pencil, eyeliner and fucking lip liner/stick on. why even lie, bitch you're wearing makeup.

No. 462449

>>462427
I really don't know what to say other than I would love to "sew her"…sew her mouth shut, that is.

No. 462460

>>462066

im actually 100% surprised she's got her machine bagged and clip cord in a sleeve. judging by >>462079 i was expecting total scratcher realness

No. 462461

>>462427
>eyebrow pencil
>eye liner
> mascara

>foundation

>contour

>lip liner

>lip balm

>photoshop


surejan.jpeg

No. 462473

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>>462427
Claims to be excellent at psychology, should know that over explaining yourself and defensiveness are key signs of lying. Just post a selfie without going into detail about every aspect of your face jfc.

No. 462482

>>462427
This honestly made me laugh so hard. “I’m sorry I had to answer all these questions because my beauty is so mesmerizing that people think it can’t be real!”
Also she had to throw in that she doesn’t brush her hair and looks naturally good and wears “boy clothes” cause she’s not like other girls.

No. 462524

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>>462427
>"Sew me"

Sew your life together?
Sorry, it's too much of a mess

No. 462570

>>460034
look at that fuckin fatass wrist and man-forearm

No. 462658

File: 1510386379733.jpg (562.02 KB, 1080x1080, IMG_20171111_024153.jpg)

Lmao I'm glad she acknowledged she looks like miss piggy and is a dick chaser. Funny that she also updated her profile picture to resemble her. Spot on, for once, Icky! Congrats on your self awareness!

No. 462702

Not only does she post the most stupid articles and statuses on Facebook, but she also posts painfully edited slutty pictures all the time and she's fb friends with like all of her family. I wonder how many family members had to hit the unfollow button

No. 462862

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"Photocred: Frankie" no full name or link to a photography page, same shitty photoshop we always get. Frankie is codeword for self timer

No. 462863

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So many years of endless photoshopped pictures and she is still SO BAD. Instead of using her hand to cover her chubby cheeks, she pushed them in with photoshop causing her hair to get sucked in and look all warped. How is she so bad at literally everything

No. 462879

>>462862
did she just photoshop in that crowd behind her…??

No. 462922

>>462862
That hair says 2007 scene queen but those lips and eyebrows are giving me chola vibes.

No. 462927

>>462879
i was just thinking the same thing lol. what the hell is happening here?

>>462922
those ridiculous fucking eyebrows. it's definitely an old school chola style with the lipliner, which is ironic with the anti immigrant rhetoric she's been spewing recently. she seems like the kind of special individual that doesn't know how to put her old ratty ass extensions in without the tracks being visible even after years of wearing extensions.

No. 463097

>>462427
>>462862
Are there candids of her with this more "natural" makeup? I'm so curious what she looks like in real life without the drag makeup and lashes.

No. 463221

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This is a comment on her rememberance day post…talking about Muslim immigrants in the U.K … wtfffff is she seriously claiming to have seen top secret Muslim extremist invasion plans??

No. 463255

>>463221
>they only showed me due to thinking id become one of them
Lmao my fucking sides. And after that you roundhouse kicked him in a real life Final Fantasy character way and finished him with your sword you pulled out of your ass.

No. 463256

>>463221
She does a terrible job at hiding how much of a white supremacist she is, who on earth would ever tell her this?

No. 463274

>>463221
She says she wants to 'go home' and run for Prime Minister. Can you even imagine? Lololol I hope she does it.

No. 463280

>>463221
>activating at the same time
lol she talks about muslims like they have wonder twin powers. this whole post sounds like a teenage 4chaner from the suburbs catfishing as a "hot girl". the sad thing is i don't think that's far from the truth. does she have a functioning adult life or does she just mooch off her parents at their house?

No. 463284

>>463221
"I'm telling you, Achmed, even though she drinks and sluts around and is vain as fuck, she's totally onboard with what we're trying to do. We should show her our top secret plans for world domination."

She really is some kind of special needs.

No. 463296

>>463274
I'm sure that deluded as she is, she knows deep down she would never be accepted as British if she went "home" and its the Brits who laugh the hardest at her fake accent.

No. 463343

File: 1510603689639.jpg (62.71 KB, 720x564, 23584713_1916908585005225_1471…)

"See boys! I'm not like those OTHER girls!"

No. 463376

File: 1510610124787.jpg (63.85 KB, 612x803, shut up vick.JPG)

"our boys"

No. 463427

>>463343
>because I know you'd do the same

top fucking kek she's delusional

No. 463456

She’s really straining for that neck beard dick huh?

No. 463495

>>463343

>hollywood is rightfully crashing down under the weight of pedo, rape, and sexual assault accusations against males


> don't worry guise, i don't believe any of it


speak up about it vicky, go on girl. suck that greasy neckbeard dick

No. 463587

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Look at her licking Ronnie Radke's ass. If a non-celeb had tried to correct her in any way, she'd pitch a fucking bitch fit.

No. 463605

>>463587
she's probably salivating at the chance to sit on his meth dick

No. 463606

Ronnie looks like a straight up corpse these days.

No. 463619

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>>463606
dang, you weren’t kidding

No. 463880

Vicky is the only cow whose face I can't bear to look at. When I'm scrolling down /pt/ I can tolerate Tuna, I can tolerate Craven. Out of all the gross cows, her picture is the only one I hide.

I think it's the eyelashes. They're super nasty. They look like spider legs. She's just unpleasant to look at.

sage for stupidity

No. 463881

>>463880
Yep. She looks like she smells horrible.

No. 463971

>>463880
I can tolerate Craven but Tuna is total uncanny valley to me. Took me like 4 threads to shake off the skin crawls. (to me) Vick is just another trash clone of basic bitches I've seen a thousand times before. And I always get a giggle out of how much she shoops herself and how she's always got that hand up to try and distort her face shape.

sage for sharing the stupidity.

No. 463977

>>463971
It’s funny as hell because someone posted a screencap of someone asking her why she always has her hand up in her photos and icky Vicky being the defensive cunt she is gave her some snarky answer about posing.

No. 464029

>>463619
Damn I didn’t know he got worse. First and last time I saw him was like warped tour 2014 I got blocked in by the crowed waiting for another band to play. Dude looked cracked out on stage but the 12 year olds in crowed ate that shit up. No surprise here that Victoria is as 12 year old edge lord at heart.

No. 464123

>>463977
she claimed it was because she wants to show off her hand tattoos. photo in question, it was the hand with no tatts and was mostly covered by a leather jacket sleeve anyway lmao

No. 464234

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No. 464268

>>464234
topkek, anon

Also "I may go get my license tomorrow". Lol, As someone who lives in ontario and already has their license, you definitely can't just show up and expect a drive test. You have to book that shit months in advance.

I'm killing myself laughing imagining this crusty wench showing up at a government office saying "im here for my driving test" without an appointment and the employees laughing at her as soon as she walks out of the door looking like a complete duncecap.

How can a 30 year old be so clueless?

No. 464271

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Lol she's a crusty stuck up bitch to her mom too, apparently. Her family must hate her.

"Hi Vic, I know you dress like a pirate wench and am trying to politely invite you to come shopping with me to buy clothes that are appropriate for a funeral, as our family is tired of seeing your pancake titties spilling out of cheap corsets at all our family events."

Vic: "MOM I am a BLONDE GOTH and obviously I have a TON of torn up cheap stripper apparel to wear to this funeral. Because this shouldn't be about anyone but ME and how super sexy and goth I am. How dare you try to tell me not to embarrass myself and be disrespectful at a funeral."

No. 464273

>>464271
Lol wtf does being blonde have to do with it tho

No. 464282

>>464271
I feel so bad for her mother reading that. She was being nice and sweet too and she just responds like such an asshole?

No. 464283

>>464271
Of course simply saying “I’m okay mom, I have plenty of black clothes, thanks for the offer” is asking way too much of Vicki. She has to use every chance she get to brag about how much of a blonde hot goth she is, unlike any other girls with way more clothes than anyone she knows! She’s such a fashionista!
Poor mom

No. 464313

>>464271
Goth? She still dresses like a scene emo douche. I bet her poor mom was sighing at a typical response from her perpetual teenager daughter.

No. 464316

>>464271
What a bitch! How can you say something that rude to your mother in the context of a funeral?

No. 464320

>>464271
Oh my god the second hand embarrassment. Isn’t she like 30? How can you post this and not feel shame?

No. 464322

>>464271
Oh my god the second hand embarrassment. Isn’t she like 30? How can you post this and not feel shame?

No. 464323

>>464271
I remember being a cunt about clothes like this too…when I was 14 years old. How embarrassing.

No. 464366

>>464271
Haha she's already deleted it from her Instagram.

No. 464376

File: 1510784798243.png (2.14 MB, 1242x2208, IMG_2226.PNG)

Her mom is pretty and looks relatively normal. How did she give birth to icky Vicky

No. 464377

>>464376
>tfw her mom looks younger than her

No. 464398

I find that adults who talk to their parents like bratty teenagers are always still being supported by them. So embarrassing, I feel so bad for her poor mother. Hope her 30something daughter doesn't roll up to the funeral in her normal drag.

No. 464402

>>464376
She actually does look younger than Vicky… no exaggeration

how sad lol

No. 464404

>>464402
Also take note that this picture of her mom (which doesn't look too edited, could have simply been snapped tbh) looks so much nicer and more pro than anything that comes out of vickys professional hd amazing photo studio…hmm

No. 464416

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Okay she spelled license correctly the first time, how did this happen? Also, whyyyy keep sticking with this want inked/want tattooed crap? Want die in a fire, Vic?

In regards to the mom stuff, I don't know how she handles having her 30 year old lazy, idiot daughter talk to her in a condescending manner. Especially when all she does is act like a histrionic infant online all day. I wonder how her family feels about the fake accent and all the ridiculous lies about her education and work experience.

No. 464428

>>464376
Okay, did her mom get Vicky when she was, like, 12 years old?! Looking a lot younger and fresher than her demon spawn, I'm flabberghasted.

No. 464434

>>464416
we've evolved from "want INKED" to "want tattooed" in british and american english, this bitch is dumb

No. 464616

>>464271

This makes me SO angry like even if her blond goth ass has enough black clothes in her huge dressing room, her mom is basically asking her nicely to go and keep her company and have nice shopping day together. But nooooo. Everything is about The Mighty Icky Vicky. Ugh.

And just the fact her clothes are black doesn't make them automatically appropriate for a funeral…

And that comment "I haven't been shopping with her since highschool lol" makes her sound like a teenager who wants to make a point how they don't spend time with their parents because parents are embarrassing.

No. 464639

>>464416
How does she not have Canadian citizenship by now?!

No. 464640

>>464376
She's probably salty because her mom is so much younger looking/more attractive than her tbh.

No. 464653

>>464616

Exactly this. Her mum was being really sweet, she could have at the very least said "I don't need any more clothes but I could still go with you if you'd like some company".

Also yeah I know most goths (and lmao Vicky you aren't fucking goth) have plain black staple pieces but it really doesn't get much more disrespectful than wearing all-out "goth" edgy clothes to a funeral.

No. 464677

>>431342
>>464653
I seriously think she might be disabled.

No. 464683

>>464677

nah, disabled is more like chris-chan. vicky is just a spoiled, insufferable, ignorant fuck who grew up in a very small place.

No. 464876

>>464639

She has to, this is likely just a b.s. story so she could brag about having a UK passport.

I'm guessing she needed 2 pieces of ID and got sent away and cooked up this story to compensate for feeling like a moron.

No. 464952

>>464876
I'm preeeettty certain she was born in Canada, automatically giving her citizenship…

Also, she couldn't stay in the country for as long as she had without ever getting citizenship…

Why is she so fucking dumb…

No. 464962

>>464876
I'm willing to bet that the issue was proof of residency cause I doubt Vicky pays any bills lel

No. 465048

You know…what kills me about this girl is that she is the absolute worst at makeup, photoshop, lying, and tattooing and all of the above are things she has been doing for years. Why is she so bad at everything

No. 465183

Ugh, she deleted it before I could screenshot, but on Insta she posted a pic about that new app that strips makeup from your face and went into full narcissist mode saying, "Go for it! I have naturally porcelain skin and cheekbones that other girls contour to get" etc.

No. 465188

File: 1510934637120.jpg (29.91 KB, 360x479, vickyshingles156.jpg)

>>465183

I love it when she posts and then immediately deletes her narcissistic rants. It's almost like she re-read it and made herself cringe. Cheek fat doesn't count as cheekbones vic.

Honestly, the pathetic self-absorbed rants suit her. If she was truly as beautiful as she was trying to convince everyone she is the compliments would be coming from other people, not herself on blast. Unfortunately she's too mentally stunted to realize that.

No. 465195

File: 1510935454162.jpg (47.9 KB, 477x640, IMG_2238.JPG)

I have naturally porcelain skin and wear the palest of foundations but even I have some redness and enlarged pores, especially considering I'm Irish like her. Porcelain doesn't mean you're the same shade all over. I think this is the closest thing I have to what her skin tone actually looks like, I think she slept in her foundation and forgot to wash it or something

No. 465196

>>465195
Her skin is atrocious. She looks like she sleeps in her makeup every night.

No. 465197

I wonder how her unedited selfies reach the surface of the internet. You'd think she'd have 10 passwords on her computer just to stay safe

No. 465198

>>465196 this picture is likeee seven yearssss old, too. Imagine how much worse it is now.

No. 465203

>>465195
>>465188

Literally nobody wants to look like this. She really thinks she's the most beautiful snowflake in the entire world, huh. How can you sit on the computer and pretend everyone wants to look like you and you're the most perfect woman in the world when in reality you're a blubbery, JD swilling, chainsmoking 30 year old dressed like an 80's prostitute. Christ, she has the worst eye bags i've ever seen. Does she not know that REAL models exist? She cant even hold a candle in her fat filthy mitt to the average woman, let alone the average model.

No. 465217

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No. 465248

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>>465217
Lol that's rich coming from the girl that ''digitally paints'' herself to look like a knockoff final fantasy character. Can't believe this woman is like 30 years old.

No. 465255

>>465217
Her delusion hurts. It's like standing in a pile of shit and people are like "whoa you're standing in shit," you look down and see and smell shit and you say "I've never stood in shit ever!!!"

No. 465261

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>>465217

This is textbook sociopathic narcissist. Too bad shes too dumb to do it tactfully.

No. 465271

>>465261
Ha, I know it's the reaction that relates to Vicky, but Dennis is actually attractive (creepy but objectively good looking) and pretty brilliant if it wasn't for his narcissism.

I can't believe she's so unaware she claims that others contour their skin too look like what she has naturally. How does she type that out and believe that people won't immediately hate her. She doesn't have autism, but her compulsion to come off as laughably wrong about things is extraordinary.

No. 465287

>>465261
Dennis' narcissism
Fat Mac's physique dysmorphia,combination of cowardice and insistence that she's a badass combat expert
Charlie's hygiene and literacy level
Sweet Dee's lack of any creative talents and desperate need for validation
Frank's racial and political views

It's always sunny in Guelph.

No. 465290

>>465287
Now I'm going to be thinking about that gremlin while I watch Always Sunny. THANKS

No. 465309

File: 1510948142914.jpg (226.86 KB, 426x639, fat vic.jpg)

>>465287

Forgive me, anons.

No. 465338

>>465287
Fucking genius. Make love to me anon.

No. 465345

>>465309
Perfection. I still can't believe she more or less echoed what he says about tacking on mass.

No. 465355

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No. 465409

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>>431342

oldmilk but holy cow, one of my favorites. there's a perfect contrast between the level of how awful her work is, and the height of her self absorption

No. 465508

>>465409 Randy noooooo whyyyyyy?! I hope the pussy was worth the tattoo

No. 465533

>>465508
they were probably about the same quality.

No. 465541

>>465533


I dunno, Anon. That tattoo is probably way better quality than Vic’s raunchy snatch. Judging by her dirty fingernails imagine her fungus cooch. Brb. Gagging

Sage

No. 465602

File: 1511023752750.jpg (23.8 KB, 287x479, Jesus_Restoration_Fail.jpg)

>>465409
She should try getting into art restoration on top of her astrophysics degree, I see a hidden talent there

No. 465653

File: 1511036058591.png (121.81 KB, 750x865, IMG_8100.PNG)

Back at it with the crusty old wig. Apparently Megan fox copied her look. Kek.

No. 465663

>>465653
Caption for that garbage is "don't worry, I didn't dye my luscious hair" omfg this girl lives up her own fat ass

No. 465671

>>465653
Loool she wishes she looked like Megan Fox.

No. 465685

>>464962
Ding ding ding!
Depending on where you live, you have to provide a good deal of documentation to indicate that you're both a citizen and live in the province. Given that she's a freeloader (and I doubt she even has a passport, given that she never travels), there's a good chance that she doesn't have enough to her name to allow her to get an ID.

No. 465688

>>465203
The weirdest thing about Vicky is that her pictures with light or no makeup actually look nice, even pretty…she just decides to dress up like a clown for whatever reason.
>>465217
Someone should do this to a pic of Vic.
>>465653
This woman has to have a cognitive disability of some sort. She lies like my mentally retarded great aunt.

No. 465689

>>465671
Vicky closer resembles Megan Fox's thumb.

No. 465823

>>464271
I wonder if her parents are aware of her online persona. Earlier in the thread I mentioned I thought she might need her parents or some sort of handler to step in. If they're involved enough in her life to take her clothes shopping I wonder why they just watch her go and don't interfere

No. 465843

>>465823
she throws tantrums about anything where she doesn't get her way. mostly she's not harming anyone (other than clients) just making a giant embarrassment out of herself, so it would be more trouble than it's worth.

No. 465869

>>465685
Yeah, I live in Ontario and they're extremely picky about what they accept as proof of residency. I can't imagine Vicky having anything valid lol.

No. 465870

>>465869
can +1 this, my brother's wife is full russian and they had to jump through hoops. in his case, they had to document their every minute more or less to prove to the Ontario government for her citizenship.

No. 465871

>>465653
"I don't look like Megan Fox, Megan Fox looks like ME!!"

No. 465877

This girl is so built up in her own twisted web of lies that she will NEVER find someone who will want to marry her nd be true to her if she can’t be honest about any aspect of her life imagine her faking that accent the whole time Jesus Christ and then being caught in all the lies down the road. That’s why she can’t hold down a stable relationship she should honestly just be herself and stop trying so hard to be some made up person in her mind. I feel bad but at the same time she’s an “adult” and should know better and grow the fuck up already. But she never will and that’s why she’s a prime cow

No. 465881

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No. 465893

File: 1511088461149.png (2.53 MB, 1242x2208, IMG_2246.PNG)

Someone just insulted the fuck out of bunny saying she "thought this was [vicky shingles] for a min. lol" I don't see a resemblance. Vicky looks more like David Bowie imo

No. 465894

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Vic, you're chubby, your makeup is shit, you're a 30 year old scratcher who barely works and can't even get a driver's license, your finger nails are constantly dirty and you've acted like a "hoe" more than enough times. Don't make me laugh.

No. 465895

She's not a hoe?? She takes videos of herself like weekly batting her eyes and licking herself. She is definitely an attention seeking hoe.

No. 465931

>>465894
She's going to be 30 right? How embarrassing to be posting immature memes some bored teenager made.

No. 465934

>>465881
Her teeth have passed yellow and have gone straight to Cheeto dust.

No. 465963

>>465217
Im Better Than Other Women

No. 465964

>>463495
pathetic and sad. pick me bitch

No. 465965

>>465963
She is so misogynistic it's disgusting.

No. 465966

>>465217

>my skin is already porcelain white and is what many contour to get


Vic at least learn what contouring is before you make up bullshit like this

No. 465970

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Pretty sure this girl is a troll. Either way it's nice to see Vic get called out on her narcissistic bullshit by someone, well-meaning or not.

No. 466632

Hi! I've been lurking these posts now for a few days and I can't believe I found them! Thought I’d tell you all about my interactions with Vicky so prepare for a long-winded post. I’ve been friends with her online for a fair few years now. Ever since my teenage emo/scene days (how embarrassing). I had her as a friend on Facebook and Instagram. I remember being really obsessed with her thinking she was this amazingly beautiful ethereal goddess who just happened to have the face and body of an angel and was talented as fuck and waaayy more intelligent than me lol but over time I started picking up on some inconsistencies. Like the bad Photoshop became obvious. And her constant lying/ bigging herself up whenever possible.
I talked to her on and off, I'm an artist and I used want to do tattooing so of course seeing her work online, naive little teenage me always thought it looked amazing. We talked a few times about apprenticeships (not about working with her or anything, I live in the UK) and how I was struggling to get into the industry. She always found a way to twist the convos round to compliment herself whilst simultaneously insulting me lol. I remember one time she said one of her paintings sold for $100,000. I was dumbfounded. If I remember correctly it was a painting of Marilyn Monroe (I may be completely wrong but I think that was it) Even the most established and well known painters works don't sell for that much.
After finding her Instagram I stalked it for a bit and saw the videos of her talking. In an English accent. I thought that was weird AF because I distinctly remembered her being Canadian or American or something. At this point I'm pretty clued up that she's a liar/exaggerator of the truth etc So I commented on one video and innocently said "where in the UK are you from" As soon as I said that she blocked me lol. I think she forgot we were friends on FB. So I messaged her on there asking why she deleted me and she goes: "I heard from some of my friends you were talking shit about me" Bearing in mind I've never talked to anyone she knows. We live in different countries half way across the world LMAO. So I just start going off on her saying "aww hun that's a really bad fake accent if you like I can give you some lessons". Light hearted stuff, no insults. and she's just hurling abuse and swear words at me. Rude as hell for no reason. She clearly had her guard up. I didn't know why but now I've seen this whole online community calling all her shit out I get it. I'm so fucking glad I found this place it's honestly made my day haha. I used to think I was the only person seeing her as a conceited, self-obsessed, really bad photoshopping idiot.
My take on her is that back in 06/07 when she first got popular online, she really liked the attention. And she’s been feeding into it ever since. By creating this fictitious fairy tale online persona. Everything she portrays herself to be online is what she is so desperately insecure about. Her disproportionate waist, the balloon boobs, icy eyes and pale as fuck skin. The fucking swords. Oh god the swords. I remember first seeing one of the videos in utter disbelief that anyone would think that was cool. She is trying so hard to be the Ultimate Dream Babe. I reckon it all stems from some deep-seated Daddy issues. Anyway I’m getting carried away but that’s my 2 cents.

No. 466633

>>466632
A) You don't need to put anything in the reply fields unless you want to sage in the e-mail (which just makes sure the thread doesn't bump). Don't want to accidentally doxx yourself.

B) Can you post screencaps of your convos with her? We all love to see cows in action.

No. 466679

>>466633
oops, my bad. any way I can remove my email from previous post?

Also, no I can't find any of the messages. I must have deleted them.

No. 466680

>>466632
my favourite kind of posts. make yourself comfy here!

No. 466687

File: 1511287838102.png (1.31 MB, 1562x1168, Screen Shot 2017-11-21 at 1.09…)

>>431342

still hiding her ugly face

No. 466730

>>466632
I can see why a young teenager would be fooled by her ridiculous photoshop usage and claims of being a genius, but what gets me are the people who are way too fucking old to fall for that shit…fall for that shit.

I mean how stupid do you have to be to be like, 16+ and see this woman as legitimate in any way?

No. 466731

>>466687
Ah, yes. Classic Vicky. And if you call her out on it she'll just claim she's trying to show off her ugly hand/arm tattoos.

No. 466733

>>465970
LOL SHE DELETED THIS COMMENT. What a bitch.

No. 466815

>>466632
Welcome! Don't feel so bad about falling for her lies, teens are easily fooled, and back in those days girls using photoshop was such a novel thing that what are now clearly obvious shoops were taken for fact. Remember how everyone thought Kiki's raccoon stripes were real? lmao.

>>466730
At this point her fandom seems to consist of a handful of desperate basement-dwellers, at least.

No. 466955

>>466815

I'm gonna assume that the reason Vic is all men's rights these days is because she realized that most neckbeard losers who can't get laid are like that and she knows that they make up the majority of her "fan base". At least she's not ENTIRELY clueless

No. 467121

>>466955
Well, she also clearly hates women. They're all competition to her. Even her own mom, who is ten times hotter than Vic.

No. 467476

Dear god she covers her face in every candid photo ever. Since she has no pride or shame, I'll take the burden of being embarrassed for her. I mean seriously you can't upload a single unedited photo of yourself and blame all of your bad pictures on angles and anything you can think of off the top of your head other than you simply don't look the way you want to. The girl goes out of her way to pretend she's something she will never be

No. 467477

I love that vicky shares so many memes about not competing with other women but if a woman compliments her the wrong way, she disses them and blocks them. It pains me to find out she's near 30. She has the mental capacity of a 16 year old

No. 467481

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hey guys. im fairly new to but oddly drawn to this vicky shingles cow. do we have proof that she's actually 30? like I just looked at her instagram for my first time ever and she posted 70+ videos of just herself, a snapchat filter, and weird face. all around pointless and embarrassing videos all freaking SEVENTY of them. its hard to believe she is actually 30. never seen an adult act so adolescent like

No. 467482

>>467481 sorry I forgot to mention it was 70+ selfie videos in 2017 alone

No. 467523

>>431342
>>467482
And I bet she deep throated her index/middle fingers in at least 30% of them

No. 467601

>>467523

If she did she wouldn't be so huge.

No. 467666

So I keep wondering how this girl's fingernails are so dirty, especially since I recently got a job at a florist. Mine don't even get as bad as hers. I just don't understand it. What is she doing?? Digging through dirt before she takes her selfies?? She never washes her hands ever?

No. 467675

>>467666
She doesn’t wash her hands ever or shower often

No. 467733

>>467666
I'm gonna bet on she doesn't shower. A few people claimed to have met her and said she smells awful.

No. 467760

>>467666
If I goof up with handling makeup, I get it under my nails and it doesn't go away until I purposefully pick it out with a nail file and wash my nails up. So I feel like that might be her issue, she's just clumsy with makeup and never bothers to clean up after? God imagine how gross her brushes are or how old and expired her shit is. She wears a ton of it so thats my theory.

No. 467834

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Man: “I’m not in love with you.”

Vicky: “your pre frontal cortex is cleahly unable to process emotions. It’s not pahticulahly attractive…”

No. 467882

>>467834
for some reason i read this in johnny depps potc voice. now i can't unhear her talking like this.

No. 467895

>>467834
Hahahaa I can hear that in her stupid fake accent perfectly. She seems like such a needy wreck to date, I thought that INTJ crap she sets so much store by meant she was supposed to be aloof and unbothered by the behaviour of us lowly mortals at all times?

No. 467927

>>467895
She likes to call herself INTJ because it's the rarest personality type (especially in women) and of course she has to be a special snowflake.

No. 468293

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>>465970
>>467895
>>467927
It's fucking hilarious to read descriptions of INTJ types. It's everything she thinks she is and portrays herself to be, yet everything we know this astrophysicist/psychologist/swordswoman/artiste/professional stylists' consultant/five-star chef is not.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTJ
>https://www.keirsey.com/4temps/mastermind.aspx
>https://www.16personalities.com/intj-personality
>https://www.personality-central.com/INTJ-personality.html

No. 468310

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I feel like I need to bathe every time she posts a new picture.

She's getting a new phone with a better camera because
>im all about the cam quality this time , as i look better in high res and so does the ink i do :D
but when has she ever posted a photo or video of herself that wasn't potato-quality?

No. 468338

>>468293
The way the online "tests" work is, quite obviously, that they just rephrase what you tell them. So of course it'll come on as what she /imagines/ herself to be, opposed to what she really is. She doesn't have enough insight or understanding to answer these questions with the truth as it is in reality, opposed to what it is in her fantasy.

>>468310
I'm surprised she posted this. Her honker and disgusting mouth look so apparent in it, you'd think it was a candid, lol.

No. 468364

>>468338
This is exactly right, the personality test doesn't know you are answering to flatter yourself and cater to your made up persona. Something like this is totally worthless unless you are very open and aware of your own flaws and shortcomings. Vic gave bullshit Mary Sue answers as always and would never admit to things like wanting validation from others.
I wonder what a real psychological examination would turn up there?

No. 468395

Her real type isnt INTJ, it's NRCSM

No. 468528

>>468293

One of the main characteristics of INTJ people is how analytical they are, that’s the reason they can pinpoint an issue and come with interesting solutions. I don’t know much about this girl, so I don’t actually know if she fits the problem solving thingy. So far I have only seen her copy pasting opinions.

Tbqh she seems more of an ESFx. ESFP perhaps?

sage for Myers-Briggs shit

No. 468690

>>431342
>>468528

I think she’s probably ESFJ… but she wouldn’t like that because they account for 17% of women. They’re the ones who are most sensitive to criticism, inflexible and require a ton of attention.

No. 468752

>>467834

Lol, and this cow claims she's an INTJ?

As other anons posted links to INTJ descriptions, I won't, but one of the hallmarks of INTJs is that they aren't very emotional and don't know / don't like emotions very much.

But yet she wants a man to "show his real emotions" … ok.

I am an INTJ and I date another INTJ and I specifically chose him because he is the least emotional man I could find. Was tired of trying to deal with / stumble my way through relationships with overly emotional dudes who got bent out of shape about the dumbest shit.

No. 468763

>>468752

> but one of the hallmarks of INTJs is that they aren't very emotional and don't know / don't like emotions very much.


She claims to be unemotional robot who doesn't give a fuck at times, which is so funny because she certainly isn't

No. 468819

kek myers-briggs is no more credible than horoscopes, you melons. stay on topic and >>468690 u better sage your shit.

No. 469565

File: 1511913756748.png (5.79 MB, 2804x1784, lip.PNG)

> no filter

vigorously applies filters

No. 469573

>>469565
I wonder if Vicky is jealous of “fake Vicky”. Her fake photoshopped face is what gets her all the attention she wants and what she wishes she looked like.

I wish she was more milky. Vicky is my golden cow. And she’s dumber than a sack of bricks.

No. 469613

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>>469565

Lmao “no filter obv”
Who actually believes this shit holy fuck. She has such a sad life and should really stop. What with her posting cringe quotes and memes that teens made

No. 469841

>>469565
Does she take selfies with a potato? I didn't think cameras had this kind of quality past 2006.

No. 469849

>>469565
>holds rose awkwardly against face to hide jawline

No. 469923

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What the fuck is up with the red blotches in her fried shitty extensions? It looks so trashy and weird

No. 469924

>>469923
it reminds me of scene hair from about 2006.

imagine if it's an old photo ha. is the vicky finally aware of aging?!

No. 469930

No filter to Vicky means she can still abuse curves and exposure settings.

No. 469947

>>469923
Yeah, this is the “coon tail” style popularised by Kiki et al. Probably Photoshopped on, too.

No. 469961

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The leaf on the rose is just a big blur. It’s so embarrassing that she edits the hell out of every picture she posts and then has to put “no filters/photoshop!” In the caption. She really does have the mind of a 15 year old.

No. 469973

>>469961
What the hell is up with her lips? They look riddled!

No. 470243

Again with the weird mouth selfie video. You're too old to be doing that shit, Vicky. Have some dignity. I've never seen someone so self obsessed, she puts the kardashians and instagram models to shame.

No. 470288

>>469565

love the neckbeard reply

> is this for a lipstick commercial??


no you moron, it's a selfie video she took with her webcam and you know it

No. 471168

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She put up another heavily photoshopped video doing that stupid tongue thing.

No. 471173

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>>471168

>Hair colour courtesy of blood of thine enemy

No. 471190

>>471168
shouldn't it be "mine"? "thine" is "your", which is not what i think she's going for

No. 471305

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I'm sure you are.

No. 471400

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1/2
Things that probably didn’t happen

No. 471401

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2/2
She’s pretty much scumbag Stacy personified

No. 471405

>>471400

Wow, this is one of the cringiest things she's ever posted.

No. 471451

>>471401
"LOOK AT ME I'M SUCH A BADASS GUISE!"

No. 471484

>>471400
I'm speechless. This is like a 12 yeard old boy wrote it and how 12 year old ~edgy swordmaster~ boy would behave. Oh my godddd. Also kek at the "dance/sword room"

No. 471584

What Vicky would realistically be doing instead:
apply a crap ton of makeup
forgets to wash hands
take a pic on self timer
edit the crap out of it
"Hmm I haven't had attention in a while I'm gonna do something about that"
post ridiculous story on fb

A successful day in the life of Vicky shingles

No. 471597

>>471401
lmao her version of events, does guelph police have a social media page, she should @ them

No. 471983

File: 1512439464480.jpeg (392.11 KB, 750x1057, 67AC005B-C42B-4959-9BE3-827139…)

Vicky, who repeatedly lies that shes a 115 lbs lethal assassin with a naturally countoured face and genius level intellect, thinks women specifically should be punished like this for lying. nice.

Maybe if she wore this fucking thing it’d stop her from compulsively giving her own hand oral sex in Instagram vids

No. 472038

>>471983
When you're the bitch who needs a muzzle but you're dogging on other women. Woooooof

No. 472290

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>>472038
OH LORD! THE DELUSION IS REAL! SHE'S NUTS!

No. 472337

>>471401
What a bullshit story.

Hard to believe adult women post these fantasies and not see how pathetic it truly is.

No. 472383

>>471983
yeah. you need one, vicky.

ugly on the inside and on the outside.

honestly, what kind of woman posts shit like this? thirsty, hideous, desperate ones. this kind of edge would embarrass a 12 year old

No. 472552

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"WIth no provocation" makes no contextual sense in this sentence. For a 172 IQ or whatever she claims to have she's not very smart

No. 472554

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Also this:

Vic you don't even have children.

This has fuck all to do with SJWs you're just desperate to rag on feminism because you think it'll make guys like you but by bashing feminism you'll attrct the scummiest cunts who think it's okay to beat and rape women.

Seriously your "I'm not like other girls" and complex is so embarrassing. You're a total pick me bitch and your anti feminism is embarrassing and a disgrace. I expect this shit from men but from women it's just sad.

Ur internalised misogyny is truly insufferable

No. 472555

>>472554
Just waiting for this bible bashing anti women shit to go blow up a planned parenthood clinic

No. 472611

>>472554
I think she's more upset about the book specifically teaching how to reach orgasm

Which I think is reasonable, >10 is a little early for that kind of detail

No. 472629

>>447476
Pretty much anyone from here uses English, Welsh, Scottish or Irish to describe themselves. Grouping together, mixing up or generalising is taken with great (at least feigned) offence, at least in my area.

No. 472716

>>472629
NIfag.

most NI unionists would call themselves 'British'

others that don't give a fuck would say norn irish

nationalists or people wanting to be snowflakes would say irish

No. 472718

>>472716
and i say snowflakes, because the girls/people i know in my area that have 0 nationalist ideologies or cultural background who deem them self irish are saying it to other foreigner's i.e americans/dumb english people etc to impress them

typically it's ignorance on their part because most people would know the difference between north and south of ireland.

our culture is precious, we are very hung up on it lol

No. 472738

>>472554

sex education isn't sjw crap you utter fucking pillock. it's so that children know what safe boundaries are, to protect them from fucking scumbags like THE FUCKING NECKBEARDS YOU PANDER TO.

Vicky is so viscerally goddamn revolting

No. 472808

>>472554

another example of her sharing shit she didn't read

- book is from 1991
- found in a school IN GERMANY in 2013 (article date)
- seems to imply it's an isolated copy that was found in the library, since it's not part of the curriculum and the book isnt made anymore

but hey, let's share this shit in 2017 and say:

> DO CHILDREN HAVE ANY CHILDHOOD LEFT ANYMORE?

No. 472837

>>472808
Thanks for the fact-check anon, figures she can never share an article that’s accurate (or even read anything she shares). I thought the drawings looked awfully late 80s- early 90s for a newer children’s book

No. 472882

>>472629
Im english and i just say im british. i think its a bit cringey to say "im english"

No. 473187

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I’m pretty sure vic has never been in a fight in her whole life all she does is type her fat fingers away talking big words on a keyboard and then blocks people when they want to meet up. Imagine her in a fist fight with those ratty long extensions and fake batty eye lashes flying around everywhere

No. 473242

>>473187
I would pay decent money to watch Vic fight tbh

No. 473244

>>472882
I say I’m English because I respect that Scottish, Welsh, and Irish cultures are different to mine. I understand people saying they’re British though, it’s not like it’s incorrect or anything.

No. 473261

>>473244
likewise, i say i'm scottish bc we have A Thing about being lumped in with the english and culturally/historically we're not all that comparable
saging for ot

No. 473509

>>473187

I think it'd be quite hard to fist fight when your other hand is practically glued to your face all the time

No. 473512

>>472629
>>472716
>>472718
>>472882
>>473244
>>473261

can you quit it already? icky is NOT from anywhere in UK/Ireland, she's a shitty liar and nobody cares what you call yourselves in this thread.

No. 473540

>>473512
she's from broughshane in NI which is very unionist and people there would call themselves british, i fucking drive by broughshane almost daily stfu

No. 473602

WHO CARES what she calls herself! Fact is she puts on an atrocious fake accent and tries to act like she isn't completely Canadian at this point.

No. 473611

>>473187
one thing I must say for Vick - she tries hard. so damn hard.

>>473540
who fucking cares, jfc. if you're this hung up on identity issues, go to ot and sperg your little heart out. and take the other cunts who think this is so important with you.

No. 473725

You know before I really followed Icky on here her features and gross ego reminded me of someone but I couldn’t put my finger on it until now. She looks and acts so similar to this one girl named Sarah on this trashy reality show bad girls club who was just so full of herself and wanted to be the center of attention all the time. Idk maybe it’s the ratty hair extensions that they both share that made me think of her.

No. 473757

I'm too tired to screencap and put together everything but Vicky just dumped a whole bunch of vids, one of which is her waving her hand in front of her face and saying "so much filta look at all the filtaa" in her horrendous fake accent. Of course, the video is obviously heavily filtered. She still looks like a fatass with bad hair and makeup though. What's new

No. 473761

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No. 473763

>>473761
her dirty hands are triggering me

No. 473775

>>473761
Why are her hands always filthy? I don’t get it.

No. 473800

>>473540
She was born and raised in Canada. I don't know why everyone is suddenly believing this "immigration" lie she's coming up with, lmao, wtf

No. 473809

I wonder what people who have never been on this website think of her. I mean every post she makes she's defending herself from lolcow her neck beard fans must be really confused

No. 473812

Seriously about to make a gofundme for this poor girl. She's old enough to be a mother of two yet can't afford a decent phone, extensions, or makeup.

No. 473814

>>473761 lol my favorite part about this video is that, like in all of her selfies and videos, she has to stand directly in front of her window for optimal lighting bc she needs it. I wonder what her neighbors think of their 80s glam rock neighbor that stands in the window at least once a day and makes weird faces at her phone.

No. 473821

>>473800
Is there any evidence that she was born in Canada? Wouldn't surprise me.

No. 473822

Anyone watch her live video on Instagram? I could definitely hear her real accent slipping through quite a few times.

No. 473836

>>473540
>>473512

where is Vic REALLY truly from ? proof??? its like . a huge mystery

No. 473838

>>473763
>>473775

her hands are always dirty because shes a tattooist

No. 473854

>>473838
2 of my exes are tattooists and their hands never looked like that. They have to wash their hands/arms with hot water and green soap between every customer, wear gloves to handle inks/ink caps, and transfer ink is purple not black. So, what’s that got to do with her filth-encrusted nails?

No. 473857

>>473838

I'm a tattooist, gotta be honest when I do my own, I never wear gloves and I've never had hands/nails that mucky, when mixing you can get stained but it's removable (with minimal effort), I'm assuming she fingerpaints with it to ensure it's visible, she wears it almost as a badge to alert others to her occupation as "tattoist". It's icky vicki's version of a uniform…

No. 473860

>>473854
…its tattoo ink. youre thinking too much into it

No. 473868

>>473857
Fair enough, never saw either of them do one on themselves and they still did the whole thing when they tattooed me. Still, as you say, if it is tattoo ink it’s excessive and just makes her look dirty in photos.

>>473860
Yes, it took me hours of hard thinking to remember my exes and write my comment. Thanks for the tip, anon.

No. 473882

>>473860
Its not because of tattoo ink, she's just a filthy person.

No. 473884

Um, guys, I'm pretty sure that's from the hair dye…?

No. 473890

>>473884
Obviously the blue tinted nails are from the dye but her hands are filthy 24/7. Shes disgusting.

No. 473893

File: 1512941816474.png (106.82 KB, 640x938, IMG_5770.PNG)

weird to see her without insane filters and editing, actually somewhat refreshing, but she seems so immature for her age

No. 473894

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No. 473897

>>473893
She came off a lot more humble in her live vid. Still using the ridiculous fake accent and acts like a 20 year old, but it was nice to see her not acting as superior as she does normally.

No. 473931

>>473857
>>473860

Your typing style is hella obvious. It almost looks like how Victoria would change it up to fit in better.

Where in the actual fuck are you located for the health inspection to allow not wearing gloves? Or are you just a scratcher like Victoria? You're in contact w/ bodily fluids that could contain bbps, dumbfuck. And even if there were no gloves/a break in them, in no way, shape, or form would there still be residue on your hands if you were using proper shit to clean. Green soap and alcohol eliminates it.

It's hair dye.

And if for whatever reason it was tattoo ink like you're trying to sell it as, it just proves that Victoria's shitty at her job.



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