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No. 451592

Kiki appears to have abandoned her glittering career as an actress as there is no evidence of her obtaining any work since April.
Since then she has opened a Patron which she updated intermittently with short text posts, before giving up for 5 whole weeks. Keeks blames Hurricane Irma recovery for her inactivity despite her family’s neighborhood suffering little damage and her supposedly living in LA. Lilou only responded to her lack of Patron posts once she got called out on lolcow, once again proving that she is completely obsessed with the ‘’’’’’haters‘’’’’’.

A darling anon posted a few shots of Kiki in her natural habitat >>445257 , which triggered Cathy to go on a massive rampage against a totally unrelated model working in Japan >>446278

And what happened to Bobby?

Previous thread: >>419492

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lilouvos/
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/kikikanniballl
IMDb: http://www.imdb.me/lilouvos
Actors Access: https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/lilouvos
Backstage: https://www.backstage.com/u/lilouvos/
Patron: https://www.patreon.com/lilouvos

No. 451599

>>451592
Kek, the candid pics in Walmart are such gold. Will never get over the fact that anon had milk in their shopping cart when the encounter happened.

I know speculation is pointless, but does anyone have any ideas what's going on with her? I'm guessing the "coming back to FL for hurricane Irma" is a bunch of crap and Keeks has been home for a while. I think she was probably latching onto Bobby and living at his place, then he dumped her so she had to go home and stop pretending to be living the LA dream. But again, we might never even know.

No. 451778

>>451592
Hey you!
I've been tying myself in knots worrying over this category five hurricane. Some of you may know I have family in Florida. I've been keeping an eye on all the storm updates and keeping close touch with my family. They currently have lost power, so I'm even more concerned ahhh! My spleen is killing me… (In Chinese medicine the spleen governs the emotion of worry and digestion; no wonder my tummy feels awful when I'm upset or worried!)

The last hurricane I experience was Wilma in 2003. I was living in south Florida at the time and I remember the winds being so strong that the windows looked as if they were breathing! I remember huddling up with all my pets and family in the master bedroom closet. It was find of fun and cozy, yet scary.

Do you have any family or friends in Florida? Have you experienced a natural disaster before? I always worry for the animals… stray dogs, cats, birds, insects. Just a few hours ago people in Tampa saved two manatees that were stranded from the eerie loss of water in the Tampa Bay. I'm glad there are responders that are helping.

A few days ago I was sweating over the fact the Ernest Hemingway's property housed over 150 cats! The caretakers stayed there in order to help the cats as they could not evacuate all the kitties. Hats off to them! I always wondered why none of the Hemingway relatives came down and bought a couple of buses to transport all his kitties he left behind… Good news though! The eye of the hurricane passed over Key West, so instead of 9-15 feet of surge there was only 3-5 feet, woot!

Still, I'm praying like crazy here for everyone else experiencing the storm or having loved ones going through it as I type. We're still not out of the woods just yet.

On an unrelated note… or maybe related since its regarding ~*ze ocean*~
Do you have the 'WEBTOONS' app? I think its by the creators of the LINE app and it has all these cool digital comics that artists create. I've been addicted to one called Siren's Lament. I read 80+ chapters up until the most recent one. Now I have to wait every Saturday! Maaaaaaan. > < I highly suggest it.

That's all for now! I'll be shipping out rewards this week and sending tracking numbers, so look out for a message from me soon.

Lots of love, luck and lotuses,

Lilou

No. 451814

>>451778
Is it sad I can't tell if this is real or parody?

No. 451819


No. 451862

sounds like a blog post?

No. 451904

>>451778
I lost it at the Chinese medicine lmao

No. 451979

>>451778

I don't know how to feel about this, I really don't

No. 451983

>>451978
kaka pls go

No. 452005

>>451778 is one of her Patreon posts. Yes, her spleen hurts because of worry, nothing to do with her shit diet.

No. 452015

>>451814
SAME, god that was cringe-y….
Screenshot that shit don't copy pasta, this is an image board and I'm still skeptical lol

No. 452016

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>>452015
Not that anon, but here you go. Will dump the other (three!) posts in a few. I was waiting for her to post something interesting but I guess that's not going to happen.

No. 452017

>>452005
what… are you trolling? screenshot it. I thought that was a really poor attempt at trying to emulate her dumb writing pattern to mock the way she talks. i even thought anon over-did it and made it too cringy/unrealistic

No. 452021

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>20th August
Text post asking for ideas (like in all of her previous YT videos??), no truTV vlog or set photos as mentioned in her 'My Favorite Vegan Sushi Recipe' video. Still somehow took her until 11:32pm LA time to post.
https://imgur.com/a/lMg2L

>27th August

Uploads her YouTube video ('What I Ate Today # 3 VEGAN') late.
>>"I’m posting on my Patreon every Sunday and doing little posts here and there and creating a little community and that’s where I kinda reveal more about my passion and my acting"
I couldn’t help but laugh, all she’s done is type a few sentences!

>28th August

Her first Patreon vlog.
http://streamable.com/wrtzv
Highlights:
>>Patron asks for tips on dealing with anxiety, Kiki rambles about her auditions and then compares her life to The Sims
>>All of her answers about auditioning make it clear she’s super loud and obnoxious in real life too
>>Promises an apartment tour video, but is waiting for her birthday money to buy equipment (so pathetic)
>>”[Acting] is my passion, I can’t just give up on it, y'know?” (After giving up on all of your past ‘careers’ and projects?)
>>Advises people to not take things personally (Hmmmmmmmm)
>>”You have to fucking crazy to be an actor!”

>4th September

Another text post - a short playlist.
https://imgur.com/a/oJZtb

Then came the Irma post on the 11th and after that the huge gap until the desperate excuses post.

No. 452022

>>452016
>>452017
omg…..I can't even greentext the specific parts that made me think this was a bad parody of her because it's almost the whole thing.

No. 452025

>>452016
>Not that anon, but here you go
wait, so 2 people here are her patrons?

No. 452030

>>452021
>Acting is my passion
Talking about herself is clearly her only passion, jfc.
It shows how lazy she really is that she could just pump out long-winded YouTube videos with little planning and gain some kind of audience, but no I need equipment and 700 other flimsy excuses.

No. 452048

>>452021
>>452021
Kiki is seems afraid of failure (which you actually need to do again and again in order to succeed) and it's exacerbated by sites like this that pick apart everything she does. She needs to just ignore everything posted here and 'take risks' as she says.

No. 452052

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can you guys stop talking about me srsly you're obsessed with me

No. 452067

>>452048
Learn english

No. 452072

>>452021

She looks like mystery.jpg here lmao

No. 452088

Did OP really have to use such a hideous picture of this girl for this thread? That shot of her is the stuff of nightmares. I bet she wouldn't get cast for any other role than that of Gollum in a LOTR reboot if she had that on her portfolio.

No. 452092

>>452088
>if she had that on her portfolio.
I know you're trying to sound like a mean internet troll, but you're doing it really stupidly.

No. 452094

>>452092
Sorry, I got a bit carried away. Truth is I think she's quite pretty and we all have bad photos taken of ourselves from time to time. I shouldn't have been so quick to judge her and I think I should probably take a long hard look in the mirror and re-evaluate my life choices.

No. 452110

>>452094
This is how she really looks anon without the warm filters and photoshop. Like her sister she hates her natural looks.
Some of us are a little concerned about how sickly she looks because of her diet. But I like OP since it is rare to see how she really is without speculation

No. 452121

>>452088
>>452110
I love this picture of her tbh. It shows that she's as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. :>)

No. 452127

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>>452094
It's not just a bad picture, it's that kiki posts pictures of herself that are edited to hide all of her imperfections.
So like her sister, it's probably difficult to get cast or hired for anything because their pictures claim they look more youthful than they actually do.

she's desperately clinging to her youth instead of moving forward and accepting the fact that she has been aging.

No. 452174

>>452127
so what advice would you give her? Give up on her dreams? That seems awfully cold. She's in her 20's, some of yall talk like she's middle aged! (not whiteknighting, genuinely curious here)

No. 452176

>>452174
Post pictures without photoshop so that maybe will help her to get gigs. She obviously looks so different from what she really is. And with that work on her dreams. Bullshit will only bring you so far.

No. 452178

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>>452176
sure but not even 'real' (lol) celebrities look the same in paparazzi candids as the image they cultivate and share online. Take Kim Kardashian for example. Why is it only not ok when Lilou does it?(learn 2 sage)

No. 452182

>>452178
>comparing kaka to Kim Kardashian
>”lilou”

…. Mods?

No. 452187

>>452182
Why wouldn't I call her Lilou? It makes sense as that's the name she's going by now (and since you guys are set on exposing her, anyone who searches that will eventually wind up here so win win right?)

Also to clarify I in no way think she's anywhere in the same league as Kim Kardashian notoriety wise. You missed my point entirely…

No. 452193

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>>452178
There's a difference between taking a photo from a flattering angle and photoshopping yourself into a different person.
The only difference is that everyone knows kardashians and jenners are fake, while the ostrengas claim to be naturally beautiful.

No. 452199

>>452178
Except that looks like a photo of Kim Kardashian with zero makeup on.

>>452127
Kaka on the left has makeup on. She has her cateye eyeliner on so I'm assuming makeup on the rest of her face too. And she still looks terrible. The dark shadows under her eyes could be because of the Walmart lighting from above, but I don't get how she manages to hide that wrinkle under her eye.

No. 452200

kirsten ostrenga go make content for your paying customers instead of comparing yourself to REAL celebrities and defending yourself on lolcow. ffs. i knew those candids would make you think you were famous. because youre mentally ill and live in a delusion. the truth is you have a big moon face. like your head has to much square footage. the only job you should have in entertainment is using your forehead as a movie screen.

No. 452203

>>452178
even without the caked makeup you still can recognize it's the same person

kaka shoops herself a whole new face, also what >>452193 said

kiki gloats about her snowflakey lotr sailor moon hair russian model bubble butt genetics when irl she's your average jane.

No. 452217

>>452178
The picture on the left is Kim's old face, the one on the right is more recent. And yet, you can still see it's the same person - not to mention, left doesn't look even half as bad as OP picture.

>>452200
I agree, but she doesn't have a moon face. Kaka has a moon face, Kiki's is a stretched oval with a fivehead.

No. 452298

>>451599
>Will never get over the fact that anon had milk in their shopping cart when the encounter happened.
I have to emphasize that fact once again

No. 452301

>>452016
so… meaning at least 2 out of the patreons are farmers?

No. 452312

>>452174
not anyone can live their dreams. yes for kaka it is way too late. She wouldve needed any experience in her teens/pre-teens. Taking acting classes early on, playing in school plays, theatres, small plays and and and. She skipped all that, thinking she could make it big without that and only her myspace fame from back in the days. Do you have any idea what kind of risk it would be to cast someone for a role of an expensive movie that has no to very little experience? even all of the game of thrones characters had small roles before. no one was casted out of the blue. no one will ever be casted out of the blue for anything with money involved.

She doesnt even have the looks for an actress. She is okay looking if you mop her up and she is at least slim, but her hair is way too thin and she is doing nothing to change that. she doesnt plug her eyesbrows. her acting is shit, as weve seen in the few videos that were put out. Not even thinking about what would happen if she actually was on a set of a movie and someone critized her. She cant take criticism. She is not a hard-working person. the only thing I can imagine her in is playing a zombie with lots of make up in the walking dead.0,

so yes. give up on the thing that you have absolutely no talent in and find something you actually can be good at.

No. 452329

>>452301
it is possible to block patrons? because that's what kiki most likely will do

No. 452360

>>452178

Lol, but Kim looks cute in the makeupless/no editing/ bad angle left picture and like a fox in the second full face makeup/ flattering angle one.

Kaka looks like shit in both…

Not to mention Kim's in her 30's and Kaka is only mid 20's looking the way she does.

No. 452368

>>452360
Wait anon, Kaka is Dakota's nickname, not Kiki's. You're right btw

No. 452382

Theres a bunch of sperg threads being made .. Is it safe to speculate Kiki's back ?

No. 452386

my advice to the two sisters are to accept they are human. I never seen or heard of either one of them working out or eating to keep up a lean body like Taylor does. They just assume "i'm beautiful naturally, I don't need to work out"
Cuz truth be told both are too lazy to even keep up there bodies. They would age better if they accepted human bodies need up keep and maintenance

No. 452389

A part of me is wondering is sperg chan is Kiki again

No. 452401

>>452329
How would she know who it was though? The patrons who haven’t interacted with posts would be more suspect but it’s certainly not conclusive. I guess it’d all be down to the good old Ostrenga paranoia.

No. 452403

>>452368
No, no, no. Dakota is Kooters, Kiki is Kaka.

No. 452409

>>452389
It is interesting the last time a bunch of sperg threads were created there was more Kaka stuff brewing. But there was also Onion drama like there is now so it could be someone from either camp as likely candidates.

No. 452432

>>452021
OMG she's so full of shit.

Her repeating how "acting is her passion" over and over in every video she makes is exhausting and comes off as she's not being honest. Same with the constant "what should I do for videos". Bitch you been asking that since June.

> if she doesnt get the part, it's not bc of her, it's bc of the casting team vision and she doesn't fit it

That's the magic you dumbass cunt, you have to understand their vision, understand your role and ACT to fit that vision.

> sees auditions as acting classes

And maybe that's why you don't "fit" into the casting's vision - you come off as an amateur who's not taking it srsly.

She did say an acting teacher told her "auditioning is the job and the rest is the vacation" so, why's she treating it like a fucking class?

> the thing about having a passion is not getting attached to it

OK I can't even with this one.

> studied Chinese medicine, like acupuncture. "Maybe I'll do a video about it"

Like everything else? Yeah.

> "acting is my passion so I can't give it up"

But weren't you all over music from the start? How's it a passion you can't give up, but you didn't move a muscle to go after it professionally until very recently?

That's a new level of insufferable.

No. 452451

>>452401
knowing her, she'd block all of them

No. 452458

>>452432

> studied Chinese medicine, like acupuncture. "Maybe I'll do a video about it"


pinning needles on your Taylor voodoo doll isn't acupuncture, Kiki

No. 452526

>>452021

Uhhh.. in her playlist list, she has a song called "It’s over Bobby” ?

No. 452590

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>>452301
>>452329
>>452401
I'm subscribed to a very popular person on patreon who has her content leaked all the time, but she has over 5,000 patrons. The creator can delete patrons without warning and I think even ban them from coming back, this girl went on a purge where she deleted a lot of people she somehow suspected of being leakers, though idk how she figured them out.

with Kiki only having 9 though and being paranoid as fuck, she'll probably end up deleting her whole patreon tbh.

No. 452608

>>452590

Lowkey wonder if her entire Patreon is in fact all anons .. withod course one angry stan-fan and maybe an undercover momma dukes. . ( One thats up both Kota and Kaka's arses on IG )

So maybe total of 7 questionable followers ?

Kaka's relevance is close to none. Nobodycurr except for saucy anons.

No. 452796

Is it okay if I dump old videos?

No. 452797

I'm just gonna do it…I'm feeling nostalgic.

Here's a night at the ostrengas back when they used to peddle their shrinky dinks

No. 452799

Oh darn, I thought I still had active videos.

No. 452800


No. 452801

A review of kiki's first music venture

0:24-0:54 is a snippet of the song

No. 452836

>>452590
>>452608
But if she blocks her 7 patreons, she would have to say godbye to the 35$ she makes every month. And they appear to be her only source of income, besides her parents.

No. 452859

>>452797
OT but holy fuck this is a total fever nightmare, the way Koots keeps smashing her little balled up fists into her false eyelashes does not seem right. She's a poster child for an eight year old on crack

No. 452878

>>452797
Wow those first seconds in alone. It's like she was born for the silver screen.

No. 452879

>>452193
Surprised Kylie didn't sue for that nosejob

No. 452881

>>452797
They act like they have some form of mental retardation.

No. 452886

>>452016
>The last hurricane I experienced was Wilma in 2003
Wilma happened in late 2005, idk how she could have gotten that so mixed up considering she was probably already a myspace scene at the time

No. 452892

>>452796
Can't believe she hung out with dahvie vanity, that guy is accused of doing a lot of fucked up shit to underage girls.

No. 452897

>>452797
I remember this video on their stickam (or that other scene queen social media they used). I used to think they were so cute and funny, especially Kota, and I felt kinda jealous of their lives because they made it seem so glamorous.
How the tables have turned…

No. 452903

>>452897
What makes me uncomfortable about that video is how obvious it is that Kota is just a child still in development underneath the fried hair and eyelash glue. All that damage at such a young age it's no wonder she doesn't look good

No. 452917

>>452312

Maybe I'm just an idealist but I think if she worked very very hard she could manage a modest life as an actress or do some small roles alongside a different job.

The problem is that this is Kiki. She doesn't have a 'passion' for acting.
She doesn't want to be an actress, she wants to be a famous actress

No. 452925

>>452917
Kiki isn't scoring gigs because she lacks the social skills and charisma to stand out from the attractive people.
She would be better off as a photographer or makeup artist, I felt like she actually enjoyed doing that back in her stickam days.

No. 452933

>>452925
Oh shit, photography is one of the few basic bitch interests/‘talents’ she hasn’t pursued yet. Maybe that’ll be her next ‘career’.

No. 453092

>>452917
Kiki is obsessed with being famous. She's a child star in a lot of ways. She got famous too young, had her 15 minutes of fame and invested everything to get it back. Unfortunately, she has no talent, no looks and no luck outside her scene days.

No. 453128

>>452917
>>453092

This. Her only passion is being famous so she can be a 1%er, living a luxury vacation life with tenpoor masses tripping over themselves to take her picture and tell her she’s perfect. She’ll never get over her entitlement and be an actual, functioning adult, her parents are gonna keep enabling her into her 30s probably.

No. 453151

>>453128
> with tenpoor masses tripping over telling her she’s perfect.

That sounds like the very purpose of her youtube channel. As soon as she realized she didn't go viral or ppl weren't kissing up to her as much as she'd expect, she fled

No. 453189

This is pretty OT but one thing that has always struck me about Kiki is that she goes on endlessly about her love for animals but barely about posts her own pets. In the last couple of years all we've seen is one Insta clip where a cat jumped up in the background while Kiki was mugging to the camera.

I'm no crazy vegan but I'm going to post the occasional pic of my pets because I naturally want to take photos of them looking cute. If something major happened like getting a new pet or one dying I'd definitely post about it. My pets are part of my family.

The situation is just odd to me. Why not post about them if you love animals so much? Taking a few shots of your cats = easy likes, which we all know you live for. Why wouldn't she post them if she really loves animals? Are you faking the animal concerns (which seems to almost entirely be gory videos of farm animals) to look like an empath?

Whatever happened to the dog they had (and repeatedly DYED the fur of) in the scene days? It never got mentioned again.

(This is a veeery rambling post, I know)

No. 453210

>>453189
It's clear she doesn't look after them, also kiki can't stand anyone taking the attention away from her, pets included. All the pics she posted of animals, her mug must be there too. Even in the tiger donation certificate pic she had to put her hand with ugly quartz rings over it.

I think the dog appeared in the background of one of her cd covers.

No. 453211

>>453189
>>453210

All I remember was it was a Pomeranian called Pippin, I don’t recall if she had more than one or not though..

No. 453218

>>452797
Were their parents filming this shit?

No. 453222

>>453218
Papa Scott was, you can hear him commenting from behind the camera.

No. 453223

>>453222
I think it's their brother Kyler, they start talking to him at one point

No. 453231

>>453189
maybe it's because of that story that someone once threatened to kill one of her cats, and then the cat went missing.

No. 453233

>>453218
>>453223
Yeah, but it most definitely was Scott filming it, and I thought I could hear Cathy over the autistic screeches

No. 453236

>>453233

Not that anon, but you could hear them clearly say "Kyler" and point to the camera. Which he responded with a middle finger. ( 2:50 )

P.s I found another video… When did Kaka ever have dark hair ?

No. 453274

>>453236
OMG this one's pretty old. Like when MySpace wasn't huge there was a sort of social media site for "goths" or some shit. I can't remember the name but it had vampires in it or some shit. That's when she had the dark hair

OK maybe I'm clouded by my perception of current Kiki but up to a certain point it looked like she wasn't trying to be the centre of attention. She was just being dumb with Kota…… but then she kind of starts placing herself IN THE MIDDLE of the camera, and Dakota ends up in the corner. Pretty much like they always did back on Stickam videos.

I wonder what came first,the narcissism or the hair dye.

No. 453285

>>453274
Oh my god, Kiki was on VampireFreaks? I wish someone could dig up her old profile. I'm sure it's so cringe.

No. 453290

>>452859
It kind of made me feel bad for her? She is being an obnoxious child with her family, at home, very young and clearly not comfortable, she keeps touching the lashes and trying to keep them from falling. Just take them off, you're not on a girls night out (I won't even comment on the age thing, wearing heavy makeup, falsies and bleached hair - which is worse than crazy colors on naturally light blonde hair. Bleach stings your scalp af and the after haircare is often exhausting).

Maybe I'm reading too much into it and arm chair diagnosing but it seems like she was pushed into "you must always look perfect" mentality from a very young age.

No. 453295

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>>453285
Same. I mean, those pictures, man (btw i typed kirsten leigh Ostrenga on Google images and this thread picture came up in the first page lol)

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No. 453297

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No. 453298

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>>453297
OK this and the next one I'm not sure if they're already from MySpace

No. 453299

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No. 453303

>>453298
she's like, 13 here?

No. 453304

>>453299
Didn't they photoshop the stripes or something on these?

Kaka was good at hiding her beak nose back then even it seems.

No. 453306

>>453299
nice retarded looking knucks that "slag" has LOL

No. 453307

>>453303
middle school airhead maybe lol?

No. 453308

>>453297
lol vampirefreaks always makes me break out in comedic tidings

teenage goth shitposting

No. 453314

this is kind of sad, realistically where does she even go from here

No. 453354

>>453236
I don't know what is in that bottle, but is Dako drinking alcohol?

No. 453355

>>453354
Nevermind, it doesn't seem like it.
I could've sworn I read they were allowed to drink in the home once.

No. 453377

>>453304
they do look pretty shooped

to do black stripes on blonde and keep them nice and solid with no featheryness or color bleeding together you have to have a little finesse and the ostrengas have none lol

No. 453381

>>453304
Yeah the stripes are created with the burn tool. Looking at their pictures now it's so obvious everything down to their makeup is created in PS. If you look at the video >>452797 you can see she attempted to actually put the stripes in her hair after getting called out for them being shooped.

>>453296
>>453297
>>453298
>>453299
This style makes her look so unwashed and like she smells like someone's gym bag. At least the scene style and angles hid her deformed banana head.

No. 453414

>>453314
keep working on her acting craft. get a day job. ya know, like regular people.

No. 453420

>>453414
i think she would sooner live off a guy than do that. after all of her gigs dry up, it's probably straight to housewife life with vegan hafu baby

No. 453422

>>453420
As if she didn't have a barren womb thanks to her malnutrition—I mean vegan diet.

No. 453441

>>452797
are they on drugs here?

No. 453442

>>452917
anon from >>452312 here
I totally agree with you. she wouldve had a chance if she had worked hard.
but the ostrengas are not known for being hard workers. so.

No. 453443

>>453092
>child star
bitch, what are you talking about top kek
being known in the internet wasnt even tough shit back in the days of myspace

No. 453447

>>453443
Sorry, should have said LIKE a child star. In that she's washed up as an adult with the desperation to become popular again.

No. 453448

>>452933
Lol, I wonder if that massive ego of hers could ever allow her to humble herself enough to be anything else other than the center of attention at all times.

No. 453462

>>453447
I agree. I've personally always thought she had a Baby Jane vibe about her.

No. 453464

>>453236
i think he just showed up and was purposefully ruining their video. i want a tell all book from his pov tbh

No. 453466

>>453464
I'd buy it

No. 453470

>>452933
Nah. There's a cow in my country who's very similar to Kiki: mediocre looking, no actual talent, but really really wants to be famous and stand out. She works as a photographer, but her social media are only full of pictures of herself taken by other people and photoshopped to oblivion, because she can't stand the fact that she can't be a model and only chose the photographer route to try to retaliate and find a place in the fashion/model industry anyway.
Kiki would be the same. Working through angles and lighting to make other girls look good while she's behind the camera and no one can see her? No way

No. 453471

>>453470
is it Vicky Shingles?

No. 453590

I don't get how she looks horsey and cheekboney in some videos and pics of her but then in her candids her face looks bloated and her lips actually not as pouty as her videos. Her face looks extremely bloated! Like I understand editing, but this is whoah. It makes me wonder if she's sick or run down. Like I understand the eye circles but the moonish face is like nothing I've seen in her videos, even in her really young ones before she could edit with after effects. Not defending Kaka because her hair is thin as shit and she's definitely a plain Jane, but something tells me she was sick in this photo

No. 453592

>>453590
Samefag here- or she's possible bulimic like when Kota first had her real face revealed on television and it was super bloated and everyone was wondering if she was bulimic.

No. 453593

>>453590
I wouldn't consider her face bloated. Her sister yes most definitely but Lilou has what I would still call a slim face, despite looking washed out and a little haggard in those pics.

No. 453594

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Still think this was her best phase.

No. 453596

>>453594
i know its still edited to hell but rip to when she actually tried to look decent.

No. 453599

>>453594
She has sharp features so the soft, natural look just doesn't do it for her.

No. 453600

>>453594
I seriously clicked on this thinking it was Christina Aguilera . Top kek

No. 453618

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I think the dak0lei account is gone? We used to talk a lot and I've been absent over the past few weeks, but she told me she's been reported a few times and even suspended, so I'm worried it may have happened again or she got banned for good. Dak0lei if you see this, if you make a new account, please contact me again, I miss our talks

No. 453634

>>453471
Nope

>>453594
Now that I look back, I wonder how many of these good pics were actually edited to hell and back. Anyway, this look suited her, unlike the ~kawaii doll~ one

No. 453642

>>453594

Kiki would probably fit the current insta baddy trend with the full face makeup and choppy layered hair at shoulder length.

No. 453656

>>453642
Yeah definitely could see her suiting the Instagram look. Her eyes look extra big and she looks quite good with dramatic make up. Even if she didn't wanna bother with all the other shit and just do up her eyes/hair, she'd look loads better.

No. 453701

>>453618
Oh honey, are you lost?

No. 453729

>>451592
Forgive me if I'm posting this incorrectly; I don't use this site. Also, warning: long post ahead.
I am a Kiki / Lilou "fan" and I have been since the MySpace days. I found this site after searching her name on Google. I have always looked up to her a lot– back in the day, she inspired me to become a vegetarian, and I've been one for eight years now. Time really flies. I love her inspirational tweets, although I do remember her being very vulgar and aggressive back in her scene days. I remember reading the Rolling Stone article and watching her videos about how she's overcome bullying, and I think about it whenever I'm in a hard place. I don't know what my opinion is of lolcow and other similar sites, but I've been lurking Kiki's threads for awhile, and I think you guys are right about some things.
Awhile ago (before the name change), she blocked me on Instagram for no reason. I have never liked or commented on any of her photos. I made an Instagram, followed a few people (including Kiki), and forgot about it… and she blocked me. I have asked her to unblock me on Instagram, but she won't. I have been nothing but supportive to her on Twitter and YouTube, and she has talked to me on there in the past. I am not a "hater" by any means, yet she blocked me on Instagram.
Another thing is that awhile ago, I don't remember the exact details, but she started an advice section on her website where you could email her and she would give advice. I emailed her on two separate occasions with long stories asking for advice and she never got back to me. She couldn't have gotten many emails since her popularity was dying down at that point, so it made me feel like she was lazy and didn't really care about her supporters. I still love her YouTube videos and I would consider giving to her Patreon, but I feel weird about doing that since she refuses to unblock me on Instagram.
Oh yeah, and another thing is that I tuned into Tru TV at the time that she gave us in the video and it was the wrong time.
Like I said, I don't know how I feel about these "hate sites" - you guys pick apart a lot of things about her (like her appearance) and I feel like it's very unfair. But I think you guys have a point. Oh, and I read about the Sperg chan thing and I believe it. That blew my mind. I should probably find a better Internet "celebrity" to become a fan of, but I'm very attached to Kiki since she's the reason why I became a vegetarian and got into animal rights activism. So yeah, sorry if this didn't contribute anything to the thread lol but I thought I'd break my silence after lurking for so long.

No. 453745

>>453729
There are thousands of better Internet personalities pushing veganism/vegetarianism/animal rights lmao

You seriously think one that posts graphic animal gore is good? Pfffthaha

No. 453748

>>453745
I don't think she's the BEST, but she happened to be the first one I found. I was 13 years old and into the "scene" style. I thought she was cool. When I look back on how I first became a vegetarian, I'm always going to think of Kiki. So that's why I still follow her.

No. 453777

>>453464
I would patreon this.

>>453618
>>453729
What is all this lol

No. 453789

>>453729
Sorry you had to find out the hard way anon. She'll block anyone she even remotely suspects of being a hater. Even her actual "fans".
I'd say stay a while and watch the thread. She doesn't care about anyone but herself. She's proven it time and time again– that's why we still talk about her after all these years.

No. 453790

>>453729
so… you're salty that she blocked you and didn't answer your e-mails? you've been following her since the MYSPACE days and that's all you got?

>>453618
fuck off puta

No. 453794

>>453789
>that's why we still talk about her after all these years.
it's more because she's a cow that's never failed to produce explosive milk. the danny website, the archive of screenshots leak, cathy's insanity melt down on a twitter account(x2), and spergchan's unfathomable hypocrisy about haters and fake ~love and light~ persona but "kys taylor stan" on lolcow. She's a great quality cow

No. 453801

>>453729
Yeah, being blocked by her on social media is kind of a Kiki thing but her not getting back to you to offer advice is pretty shitty. She keeps saying she wants to help, build a community, but she really doesn't. She just wants people flaunting her on comments without demanding any work from her

No. 453818

>>453745
who pissed in your Whole Foods organic cashew milk Cheerios?

No. 453843

>>453818
go back to “helping your mom” kaka

No. 453864

>>453729

Hey girl, I understand you. I feel the exact same way about her! I actually became a Patreon and she pretty much didn’t respect most of her awards. I don’t get why she bother having one?? I found out lolcow because it’s pretty much the first thing that comes out when you google her. As much as I like her, I realized that she’s deeply unstable… I talked to her once and she seems to be an empty shell, she only talks about herself. She does it in a really weird way it’s hard to explain??? She’s completely disconnected with the rest of the world. I think she’s a pathological liar and a narcissist…

No. 453868

>>453729
The only reason any of us started talking about her here to begin with is because of this kind of stuff. They're so worried about criticisms but want to be famous.

No. 453872

>>453864
Maybe you shouldn't pay for the tablescraps you didn't get.

No. 453876

>>453864
>>453729

Did any of the comments on her videos where people said they had been blocked by her on social media but still gave to her Patreon not deter you or? How about her later saying she was changing rewards since not everyone had Twitter for shoutouts aka she blocked them already? Now she probably feels vindicated since her Patreon posts are leaking to lolcow but she needs to get over herself.

No. 453914

>>453864
Ask for a refund.
Come to think of it, since she didn't do anything she should have automatically given all 9 patrons a refund instead of telling them to ask her personally if they want one. unprofessional and scummy.

No. 453919

>>453864
>>453914
Or contact Patreon? Pretty sure it's against policy to be accepting donations and not giving out the rewards that go with them, although I wouldn't expect anything else from Kaka.

No. 453930

>>453914
But ANON!
They helped pay for her new equipment!
How can she ever make new videos if you take that away?

No. 453937

Her patreon is totally gone. Does anyone have a copy of her patreon vlog? I was a patron and I'd like to keep it as a memento. It seems really rude to the people who paid for it. I paid to have access to it, not to see it briefly until she bails.

No. 453947

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I hope she fully refunded everyone.

No. 453952

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No. 453956


No. 453959

>>453956
Yeah I still have access to her posts through urls but she deleted the patreon vlog video and copyright claimed the alternate version posted here.

No. 453962

>>452021
This anon probably still has it.
I'm guessing she did not like the idea that there was a "rat" among her Patreons.
Silly. You can't be famous and not expect some of this kind of stuff.

No. 453991

>>453962
she gives up on everything so fast. she seems to only want overnight success or it's not worth it to her.

No. 453996

>>453991
Because she thinks it’s her birthright and that she truly deserves fame and fortune for being ~pretty~. Except, she’s not pretty lately. If she went back to dong crazy hair and bold makeup/wacky clothes, she could move to Japan and be on variety tv just like Kooter. Her gimmick can be that she’s a rude bitch just like her sister.

No. 453999

>>453937
w-wow.. i guess seeing 3 of her 9 people here must have done it. Or the content leaks. if it's the latter, well i saw that coming from day 1. it was bound to happen. especially since you don't even have to wait for patreon to charge you in order to see "patron only" text posts and videos, so literally anybody could have gotten them and then unsubscribed without ever paying a dime.

>>453996
chill down a bit anon, geez

No. 454000

>>453999
Will she have to pay back the money she took since she didn’t deliver the rewards she promised?

No. 454001


No. 454006

Anybody else think she’ll try to start being a game streamer? She can sperg about Animal Crossing and Final Fantasy while staring at herself on screen.

No. 454022

>>454006
Not unlikely, but considering that there already are 10000 other girl gamer streamers and she propably isn't willing to let her tits hang out to gain followers, she'll fail at that as well and give up during the first month.

No. 454031

>>453594

The alt/edgy girl look fits her like a glove.

No. 454034

>>454006
No, she would never do something where you have to interact with your audience right away. Especially because there would be a lot of trolls.

I think she will continue to try acting for a while, I guess she thinks that once she had a "breakthrough" she will have more fans than haters again.

No. 454037

>>453947
Welp time for another drought from our princess. The Lilou Vos saga was a good one ladies, not sure if anything will top it.

Speculation: I think her and Bobby are still together, but I also think she will be in Florida for awhile and probably has no immediate plans to go back to LA. Its really strange for an actress to sort of halt doing auditions/ work. The last thing we heard was her post with the MS Word script she was trying to show off. Has she even been doing promo for Puppet Master?

Lilou!!! Follow your dreams and your passion! Be an actress like you were meant to be!!

But seriously, I think the candids really freaked her out and add that to the fact most of her patreons were farmers probably sent her over the edge. I loved the candids, and ty based anon for supplying them, but in her mind it just supports the crazy stalker reality her and Kathy have created. The thing is, if she actually dedicated her time to videos/ content/ SM updates and just ignored all this shit, she probably could build up a fanbase. It wouldn't happen overnight and she'd have to, like, work for it. But it could happen. But she's so fixated on what we say and do, it blows my mind.

P.S. alt Kiki was best Kiki and honestly think when she started on this weird ~all natural~ boring af look is when people started to get bored.

No. 454041

>>454006
Except for that she'd have to be a gamer

No. 454043

>>454037
>The Lilou Vos saga
Lol seeing this made me wish that there was some sort of CWCki-esque online chronicle for the Monstrengas and their bullshit throughout the years. I know theu have ED pages, but that alone doesn't do their fuckery justice.

No. 454048

>>454043
She honestly needs it with all the shit she's done over the years.

No. 454061

>>454006
I would absolutely love that but I doubt she'll ever do that for multiple reasons:
>it'll be even more obvious she isn't actually into gaming at all and she'll get even more shit for it. I've seen guys flip out and accuse girls who are actual gamers of being attention whores so just imagine how they'd treat a girl who actually uses gaming for attention and isn't even hot.
>it'll really show just how irrelevant she's become. There are so many people who are much more popular and entertaining than her who decide to do streaming who can barely get 100 people watching their streams. She'll probably only be able to get like 5 people if she's lucky and all the viewers would just be from here.
>she won't be able to keep up the ~love&light~ facade for very long on stream especially with how thin skinned she is. I don't think she would be able to resist sperging out on someone on stream if they gave her any sort of negative criticism, let alone trolled her.

No. 454072

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No. 454078

>>454037
i'm waiting for another spergout

s p e r g k i k i

No. 454082

>>454001
so that's pretty much another scam?
feel bad for the patrons if they got charged and not refunded

No. 454096

>>454082
Lol, why? Kiki has been scamming people since she first started trying to sell her tacky jewelry in her MySpace days.

No. 454108

>>454037
>Has she even been doing promo for Puppet Master?
No. Afaik the whole movie is up on Amazon now so a week trial to Full Moon would let anyone watch it. Even main horror sites like Dread Central haven't talked about it since September before it released. No promo, no buzz, it's festering out like the pile of shit it is.

>>454061
A lot of these things like her sperging out on stream could be avoided if she would pick a few people to be mods to purge that shit from chat. The problem is she'd have to have friends or someone she can trust to do that for her and she has no one? Other than her cringy ass mom and Cathy would be even worse picking fights with her chat. Big streamers have a strong community they can pool their mods from. Kaka won't ever have that. She'd be as weak as Onion and give up when people weren't basking in her glory in 20 minutes. You can't just turn on a webcam and start streaming, you have to give people a reason to come back to you and part of it involves networking with other streamers to build each other up together. She will absolutely never do any of this because it would take away from her.

No. 454125

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Hahaha I'd love to watch Kiki jump on the twitch bandwagon, streaming herself playing Animal Crossing or some shit like that, being her cringe self

> obnoxious laugh GUUUYYZZZ LOOK AT THIS OH MAN GAWD THIS GAME IS SO CUUUUTE starts talking gibberish in a baby voice


She could go full on anisa and wear her old bandage clothing with ~quirky accessories.

No. 454129

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It's tickling me that as one of the people who leaked the posts to this thread I may be the only patron to get any money back.

Also, Kiki ignored my (polite, pretend concern about her lack of activity) messages for several weeks before finally responding offering a refund. When I got busy and didn't bother to log in and check her barren Patron for all of 2 days her next message included a dig about how I wasn't replying to her. Honestly the biggest hypocrite on the planet.

No. 454130

>>454129
Why is it hilarious that she still uses her lilkitten email? Considering she stole the name of her shop from someone else, kek. Nevar change, Kaka.

No. 454155

>>454129
Hahahahaha anon, you're the real MVP

It basically goes off to show she's exactly the type of person she comes off as - can't acknowledge others' concerns but when it comes to her, all must be done as soon as she pleases
Also

> how dare this individual hold me accountable of things I promised to do in return of their money?


Glad you got your money back ;)

No. 454172

She’s been deleting posts from her Insta.. 215 down to 209. What’s she trying to bury now?

No. 454174

>>454129
>her next message included a dig about how I wasn't replying to her. Honestly the biggest hypocrite on the planet.

What an ungrateful bitch. Thanks for sharing anon and glad you got your money back.

No. 454239

>>454172
She deleted the video where bobby sang happy birthday to her.
Breakup confirmed?

No. 454266

>>454172
>>454239
This shit happened with Taco. History repeats itself. Please let there be another sperg out incoming.

No. 454280

>>454266
There’s still some Bobby stuff on there for now. Hard telling. She deleted every single trace of Taku.

No. 454314

>>454280
I mean at this point she can't win even if she's using a different strategy to make it seem less obvious.
She either purges and makes it obvious, or tiptoes by slowly deleting content—it's gonna come out one way or another.

No. 454320

Seems like she’s deleted her “vegan grocery shopping” video, I think a few more videos are gone too.

Instagram is down to 207 posts also.

RIP Lilou Vos saga you were beautifully milky while you lasted

No. 454341

File: 1508645638153.jpeg (610.19 KB, 1242x2208, 6E1A1B28-EE70-4BBF-9FAA-16A0BC…)

She deleted this photo of a juice and some berries…?

No. 454346

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No. 454411

>>454341
That's the pic where people were calling her out for drinking a drink with honey because it's not vegan and then she kept trying to justify it by saying it's ethically okay as long as they don't harm the bees. I get what she's saying, I'm vegetarian and think milk and eggs are okay if sourced ethically, but she probably shouldn't call herself vegan if she consumes honey. She obviously couldn't handle the criticism, so she's deleted it.

No. 454467

>>454411
If she was smart, she could've just shooped the drink to not say honey on it lol

No. 454476

>>454467
Nah, some vegan anon would've caught on and put her on blast over it. Vegans are either sociopathic or on the spectrum.

No. 454491

>>454239
I would say their breakup is almost confirmed, give it more time. Could explain the return home more than anything.

>>454476
It's great because vegans kill ruin it for other.

No. 454505

>>454346
Anon you left your profile pic in the screenshot..

No. 454512

>>452897
Same, anon. I'm Keeks' age and used to be jealous of her popularity and the fact that her parents would actually let her dress like that. She was one of the first true internet celebrities. Now I understand how fucked up it all was and just hope that she can have some semblance of a normal life, given how incredibly damaged she is because of her upbringing (and female autism + empty pursuit of fame).
>>453729
oh babe…

No. 454517

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I just went through the people she is following on Instagram and there is one account for an Instagram pig called Lilou. Which means she either named herself after a pig on instagram, or she looked up Lilou on instagram and added the account after.

No. 454531

>>453952
Did she swipe the names from Café Gratitude??

No. 454532

>>454517
I'm probably remembering this 100% incorrectly, but I think someone mentioned a while ago that she said she got Lilou from The Fifth Element and Vos from some French great-grandmother of hers??

No. 454537

>>454531
Yes, she posted a pic of their menu at some point and then deleted it.
She didn't copy their exact words, but it's in a very similar format.

No. 454542

>>454532
Yeah she probably did. Even though I thought it was spelt differently in the fifth element. But that still means she must have been looking up the hashtag Lilou to find that pig. Which means she was looking up her own (made up) name. Bet this bitch googles herself all day as well as searching hashtags

No. 454565

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>>454532
>Vos from some French great-grandmother of hers??
The same grandmother with the name Mimieux, i assume.

No. 454569

So she did say she'd be back by December…

Anyone buying that?

No. 454571


No. 454578

>>454565
Lilou sounds French, not Vos

No. 454631

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>>454578
>>454571
>>454565
>>454542
vos is a french word meaning the plural of "you" or "yours", in which the 's' is silent so it's pronounced 'vo', not sure if that is what she implies too. knowing how retarded and illiterate she is, probably no.
Vos is a dutch surname but the benelux together formed the french empire until 200 years ago. so it's no wonder that french linguistic influenced those countries and still is a official language in belgium and luxemburg (and of course france).

the girl in fifth element was 'leelou'.

lilou vos in any way still sounds like a cheap hooker name.

No. 454671

>>454631

Wasn't the girl in The Fifth Element "Leeloo"?

Totally agree with Lilou Vos sounding like a cheap hooker name though.
It's cheap and trashy trying to masquerade as exotic and sophisticated, just like her dress sense and the piss-poor facade she tries to project.

No. 454672

>>454565
She got Mimieux from Inglorious Basterds.

No. 454673

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>>454671
Everything she uses is stolen from elsewhere. Even the goddamn patreon tiers.

Whenever she tries to be pretentious it fails horribly.

No. 454711

>>454631
Ya lol, I am french and I never heard of such a ridicule name… Also most actors have basic names, but of course she has to be a speshul snowflake. Kirsten Ostrenga is a fine??

No. 454725

>>454532
iirc she's claimed russian and Irish ancestry so who knows

No. 454735

>>454569
she also said october so no i don’t think she’ll be back in december

No. 454736

>>454671
reminds me of the narwhal from futurama

No. 454744

>>454631
>>454578

Lilou does sound french, and the plural of you is Vous, not Vos. It's also pronounced "voo", so idk what you're on about.

No. 454750

Kirsten is just way too common for Kaka so she had to choose a name that would sound somehow ~exotic~. It sounds French but no one would name their kid 'Lilou' cause it sounds childish, she's just dumb

No. 454752

>>454744
Lilou or Lou are names that are getting popular again in France although to me, Lilou sounds more like a pet name (maybe I'm getting old). Vos is indeed the plural of your as in "Your books look heavy" the first word would be Vos.

I have never heard of a french person named "Vos". If it's meant to sound like the word then people would assume it's something like "Veau" which means veal, as it's more common to have a last name from a real noun or occupation.

Basically it's a terrible name but I'm guessing not many people in America would know much about french names so she can try and fool people there.

No. 454753

Well it looks like Lilou Vos is over so the discussion is pointless.

No jobs since April, removed from the agency website, back in Florida. The acting saga is finished.

No. 454758

>>454753
Since we know you're reading this Keeks - feel free to prove me wrong. I can't see it happening though.

No. 454814

>>454753
What agency website was she on?

No. 454816

>>454814
http://therobbcompany.com/vos.html
They had her photos up but it's all broken now, she's also no longer on the 'Women' page.

Same status as Kota I guess.

No. 454856

>>454753
HAHAHA IT WAS ALMOST AS SHORT LIVED AS THE LIL KITTEN ENDEAVOUR (tho it'll always be #1 failed Kiki'so career)

>>454750
Yes it's so cringey. It's like a Tumblr name for an aesthetic teen, I can't picture any casting agent taking her srsly

>>454671
> It's cheap and trashy trying to masquerade as exotic and sophisticated

Kaka is a nutshell

No. 454861

>>454753

I wonder if we're on the verge of Sperge 2.0 …

Just in time for Christmas…

Again.

No. 454876

>>454816
Damn, I wish I coulda seen it, none of the images will load for me.

No. 454881

>>454876
They were just her shooped 'natural' pics. It had a broken link to Lilou's website the whole time and she never updated it, not even with the headshots she got in LA. You really didn't miss anything.

The images have been broken for everyone since at least mid September and she's no longer linked on the main page, presumably she quit the agency.
>>435681

No. 454898

>>454881
Ouch, imagine moving all the way to LA, spending $5K, taking acting classes and paying for headshots only to have all your endeavors unravel right after your 25th birthday.

No. 454899

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btw for how long have these been down?

No. 454906

>>454899
Actors Access has been private for a long time, it was hidden right after the link was posted here several months ago. You can however easily sign up to AA for free and view her page. Nothing is listed after You Can Do Better.

lilouvos.com has never been online. New career? Why bother making a website? Not even a quick template-based site that could be thrown together in an afternoon! Good old Ostrenga laziness. But da haterz are their downfall.

No. 454931

>>454752
VOUS is the plural You in French not Vos, Jesus Christ.

No. 454939

>>454931
Vous as in, vous avez le cervau d'un sandwich au fromage. Anglophones…

No. 454945

>>454939
Merci anon

No. 454965

>>454931
the anon is talking about "your"… "vos livres".

No. 454971

>>454965
Vos is a possessive not a plural

No. 454984

>>454971
wtf? possessives in french have plural forms. there's a samefaggy vibe to this, i guess, defence of vos as a name…

No. 455005

>>454744
She prounounced her fake name already on her videos didn't she? She said Lilou with a short i and Vos with the "s" out loud.

No. 455018

>>454931
OK. Baguette-Fag here
Vous= You
Vos= Yours (plural form of "your", the singular are "ton" "ta" "mon" ma")
>>454939
Aucun Français digne de ce nom n'utiliserait ce genre d'expression. You're not a francophone, so please, stop your pathetic samefagging.

No. 455106

>>454939
you're embarrassing yourself, personne ne parle comme ça on voit clairement que t'es pas francophone donc stop. Is this you Kaka? Your ~i can speak nihongo~ phase is over and you're now fluent in French?

>>454945
stop

No. 455113

frenchfags, stop. you're derailing the thread. she probably chose it because it's a 3-letter foreign looking name, could be French, Dutch or the German Voß. No doubt chose it in hopes of getting "are you French?/where are you from?" comments she likes so much. Dakota used to brag about supposedly getting those kinds of comments too

No. 455118

>>455113
yes, the where are you from/are you Russian/eastern european

In any Asian country that means “are you a prostitute”

No. 455132

>>454673
on point lmao
she probably took it from that stupid tap water in expensive bottles and just stroke one 's' to make it less obvious

No. 455135

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>>454816
right lol i forgot about that imdb demo reel. still cant believe this is an honest and serious thing.

No. 455139

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>>454753
but it's her PASSION

No. 455140

>>455139
omfg anon i laughed so hard

No. 455151

>>455135

Wow, I never watched her reel but now that I have, I’m amazed it’s still up. Why the hell was that even supposed to be? Kiki showing us an example of her being Sperg-Chan?

No. 455158

>>455151

welp, my IQ just dropped. Thanks anon.


honestly though, I think she could possibly return to youtube and maybe do makeup tutorials. Her makeup is pretty much the only thing decent about her. On the plus side too, she wouldn't have to put in that much work with editing or having to actually plan something with her days. Should leave crap vloggs to Taylor.

No. 455167

>>455151
>LoL So rAnDUm!!!1! xDDDD

I'm still amused that kaka was so dumb and lazy enough to put thogether this shit as a demo reel. Acting =/= being an idiot on camera

No. 455168

Kiki mentality but how would that be at all relevant to acting ? those clips are like4(?) years old but man she looked great that era, I never noticed how nice her teeth are. I know filters but this is before she got completely dried out & malnourished, the makeup suits her, if she had stuck with this she would’ve built a moderate-big following like simplykenna maybe?

No. 455193

>>455168
>If she would have just X/Y/Z she would be more popular!

Kiki isn’t popular because she’s a self centered flake who can’t keep her own promises. She can’t stick to a schedule, she’s inconsistent, and she gives up in anything she doesn’t immediately succeed at. It’s obvious she wants what Dakota got, but Kiki had her own 15 minutes of fame and wasted it by being a rancid bitch and then doing a 180 and hoping everyone would play along with it.

No. 455197

>>455193
There's no doubt that Kiki won't ever be a famous actress or even a model at that point.

Every year I wonder when is she going to give up or if her family is going to try to knock some sense into her. I know nowadays kids stay at their parents well until their 20s to figure out what they want to do with their lives but I'm guessing the Ostrenga fam is going to reach their breaking point soon and ask her to find a proper job or career.

Or maybe they're content to have a haggard daughter living with them forever, working part time in a small candle shop or some other shit and tell everyone how Kiki was famous about a decade ago.

No. 455198

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No. 455199

>>455193
Interesting comparison between the sisters. Going back to Charms deets about the Ostrengas home environment, Dakota was the ugly step child while Kiki was the prodigy. Not trying to say that Dakota deserves (or doesn't for that matter) her scraps of success in modeling, but she's been consistent. Makes me wonder if Kiki's coddling set her up for failure. Sure, in the end, it's that she's a bad person with no talent, but it's so strange to see Dakota live years in Japan with not a lot of prospects as a model or talent. She got a few gigs early on due to her viral videos but it died off. Yet she learned the language and continues to live in Japan. Meanwhile, in the states, Kiki can't even move out of her parent's house much less support herself in dog-eat-dog LA. It's probably a testament to consistency and pragmatic ideals.

No. 455207

>>454856
Lil kitten lasted for like a month. I have to say lilou lasted probably about a good 9 months to a year of her shooting and doing stuff before we even discovered anything.

No. 455209

>>455199
I think their parents saw Kiki’s popularity taking off and focused on making her a celebrity, thinking they would get rich off her scene fame. They promoted and viciously defended Kiki, but up until Kota went viral they left her basically alone. Methinks any chance Kiki had at fame and money was ruined by Cathy and Scott pushing her ad Danny to be a MySpace power couple and the resulting fallout, and then turning Kiki into a delicate little helpless victim didn’t help either. Luckily for Dakota, once she got picked up by Bravo her parents couldn’t really mess with her other than copyright claiming her work.

No. 455211

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doesn't even look like her on her IMDb page profile pic
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm8444336/
and it's filled with her ~kirakira ethereal~ photos wtf

No. 455212

>>455209
>Any chance Kiki had at fame and money

I should add to this: Realistically, I don’t think Kiki would have gotten very rich or famous off of just being scene. None of the big scene queens did, either. There just isn’t a market for screeching kids in wacky makeup being assholes to everyone for the sake of vanity. Kiki’s problem is that she only wants to be successful if it’s something that feeds her ego ad has other people pain attention to her.

No. 455216

>>455193
wow anon, that was perf

No. 455246

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>>455212
Yeah, the only exception is Jeffree Star (net worth $5 mil.)

But she could have totally become like Audrey Kitching. She's not super famous, but now is a "designer, model, stylish, fashion editor & blogger, all while continuing an active & interesting social media presence, with above 300,000 Instagram fan followers" and has a good lifestyle I think (according to Google at least).

Kiki would have been happier with that than being where she is now: nowhere and having to rely on her parents for money.

No. 455256

>>455212
>>455246
I actually think that she could have. Out of all the scene kids, I don't know of a single one that is worse off right now than they were back then, except her. most of them are popular in a new niche with nearly 1 million instagram followers, at least most of the ones i know of, and not a single one still has haters milking them (except maybe jeffree somewhere in gurugossiper, but that's not surprising).

it's all her parents fault the way things turned out. they knowingly supported their teenage daughter being a controversial figure, taking underwear pics of her, being literally right next to her while she was an internet badass asshole on stickam, and picking fights with everyone that criticized these things. If you take all of that out of the equation, she would probably have a nice following of people who like her rather than a following of people who hate her.

No. 455259

>>455246
Audrey is a good comparison as they were both equally vapid and untalented MySpace icons.
It's just that somehow Audrey was able to make friends faster than she burned through them where Kiki was never really able to thanks to her personality.

I do think Audrey is still partly funded by family though. The overpriced Crystal Cactus bullshit can't be selling that well, plus she has a recurring story of a grandparent trudging into New Jersey Hot Topics berating the staff for not stocking her merchandise.

No. 455272

>>455256
This is why I don’t think Kiki will ever grow as long as her parents keeps spoon feeding her money and encouraging her fantasies. I guarantee if Kiki just found one non-internet related thing she could do as a hobby, that doesn’t involve total isolation and staring at herself, she could probably find a way to make money with it. As she is, there’s no reason to look at her for more than a few seconds. She has no depth, yet she tries so hard to seem deep and cultured.

No. 455274

>>455197
>Every year I wonder when is she going to give up
never. it's like with every generic fuck-up. ~artist~ or ~actor~ or ~acting is my passion desu~ sounds so much better than NEET.

No. 455317

No Instagram posts for 20 days, nothing except retweets for over a week. Girl has given up and is about to go into a quiet period again.

No. 455322

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>>455212
>>455246
>>455256
Farmers always like discussing kiki and koots' careers as if they're completely written off, and all chances to redeem them are in the past…always desperate to close the bitter book but the poor boys are hardly old yet…

The reality is is that everything that has happened so far can easily be churned into victim narratives with the right PR.

What I don't get is their lack of ability to self-deprecate, be self-aware, admit responsibility for anything, or just be authentic!? Thats some weird ostrenga pride/dignity thing. They have a fear of failure and it's completely stunting them.

No. 455336

>>455322
Not to mention, it’s causing them to fail even more than they would by just being honest. If Dakota’s career hinged on her real face, she would have been sent home after those first two months her initial contract ran out. Their laziness stunts them more than anything, and their refusal to give up on any sort of career hat doesn’t involve fame and (at least the illusion of) money.

No. 455341

>>455259
And they both went from scene queen to pure love and light new age goddessu. But if I remember correctly Audrey was on warped tour and did have merch in hot topic at one point. Also i think she lives on her own even if she's not completely self sufficient. So Kiki still kinda sucks at what she does and always has.

No. 455358

>>455322

I'd agree with this 100% if it weren't for how fucked up keeks looks at that supermarket. She is past her prime, sad but true, and haggard af. There's no amount of PR that can fix that level of ugly.

No. 455360

>>455135
ONG this reminds me of the "ship vampires say" video and I guess she was trying to be funny or some shit but that was just so embarrassing I couldn't even enjoy the cringe

No. 455365

>>455322
that pic still puzzles me
is kota supposed to be the example of how ugly is smoking or?

No. 455401

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>>455358
>NO EVERYBODY MUST AGREE THAT KIKI AND KOOTERS ARE OBJECTIVELY UGLY AND FINISHED SO I CAN FINALLY BE AT PEACE
every time.

No. 455412

>>455341
It goes back to the friends thing. Audrey never really had anything to sell but an expired image and she manages thanks to connections made along the way. As whiny and dull as she can be, she pulled this off somehow.

Keeks was never good with the social aspect. Not friends, fans. If not fans, haters.
Cathy told her she was a star and she's going to do the least she can until the world catches on.

No. 455413

>>455151
Why couldn't she just stick with this damn it, it's only cringey if you know what a dick she actually is, to everyone else it's pretty funny and she also did actual looks with helpful instruction
People would've eaten it up if she just goddamn sTUCK TO IT REEEE
Every time I see her stuff from a few years ago (pre-sperg) I get sad for her again

No. 455416

Samefag but the place where both she and Dakota went wrong was trying to be famous outside of the internet
With YouTube and IG it really doesn't matter if you're ugly as sin in the real world, your entire image is in your hands to be tweaked and perfectly curated however you see fit
And people will look at it and fawn over it because that's what people do
As long as they were putting out good tutorials and shit people would even donate to them.
Even live streaming could've gone well for Kiki again, but I'm pretty sure she never returned to it because all she knew how to do was talk shit to haters in her chat.

Ah well. Perhaps there will be catfood commercials in her future to keep her dream afloat.

No. 455428

>>455168
>I never noticed how nice her teeth are

I wonder how bad they were pre-veneer.

No. 455431

>>455322
>with the right PR

LOL Ostrengas aren't capable of shutting up and letting a PR crisis agency - which they have no money for - to do the work.

No. 455529

kaka's case has a new update but idk what it means

"9/26/2017 Notice Lack of Prosecution/Motion to Dism/Notice Hearing
Comments: 12/15/17 AT 9 AM"

https://myeclerk.myorangeclerk.com/Cases/search

No. 455534

>>455413
It is pretty frustrating to see because she actually does things decently correctly, just not long enough for her to gain enough followers. There are definitely people out there who have more followers for lesser content. She never can keep it going, no matter what, just because people won't come out of nowhere and fawn all over her.

Also guys, don't forget Hanna Beth and Jac Vanek. Though I think Hanna was already in a wealthy family, I don't know about Jac but she's still selling merch. I'm pretty sure Kaka is one of the only failures. She really missed out on a ton of opportunities. It's so late now that people have forgotten about her, she needs to build up her followers all over again from scratch. Which she can't do either because she's so paranoid and blocks everybody.

No. 455535


No. 455536

>>455529
It says she has to do something by December 15th or it will be dismissed.

No. 455539

>>455529
Also, according to past proceedings, she is representing herself entirely and her lawyers withdrew their counsel back in August 2015.
So it's been kind of sitting there clogging up the system for a while now.

No. 455544

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>>455209

I don't post here often, so sorry for the wall of text.

>Luckily for Dakota, once she got picked up by Bravo her parents couldn’t really mess with her other than copyright claiming her work.


Hi Anon, just a quick clarification: Copyright belongs to the creator, in this case, that would be the photographer. The agency purchases the license to publish Dakota's pictures from the photographer. Aside from that, licencing is a mix of Dakota's agency, photographer, the medium that publishes the work, and additional licences can be given out or purchased e.g. for PR reasons ("massive fashion blog wants to use our photos, good for us". In a contract prior to a shoot, each party will state what the shoot is for, where it'll be published, what style and editing is desired, compensation, and who gets to use which photos for which purpose. So licencing is mix and match, but copyright is restricted to one entity and can't be transferred.

See who's not listed in there? The parents. As soon as your child is 18, forget about "copyrighting" their pictures, unless you took them yourself. In other words, Cathy has zero power here. The one taking videos down is Kiki.

On the topic of Copyright…
Here's the DMCA I got for the Pupper Master video I uploaded. It's a fraudulent DCMA because a) She didn't sign her name and b) She claimed to be the copyright holder, which she isn't. She's just an actress in it. Technically, she could try to fight the public exposure/upload of her scenes, but promotional material is also included in the contract she had signed off on. No struggling agency wants an actress that actively takes down promo material. If anyone were able to DMCA this clip, it's be the production company.
Fun fact: Fraudulent DMCAs are perjury.

No. 455565

>>455539
Wasn't Cathy Ostrenga claiming to be a ~real lawyer~ at some point?

No. 455566

>>455565
Wasn't it Kiki who listed "lawyer" on a profile of hers or something?

No. 455617

>>455566
Yup Kiki said she was trying to be a lawyer or something, it's in a previous thread link to a magazine profile.

No. 455662

>>455544
Back when Dakota first went to Japan and videos and pics of her without her shoop started popping up, a few of her official work videos and I think her debut video got CC claimed by the Kiki Kannibal Korporation. They’ve done it before, and we know Dakota will still claim videos that aren’t hers under her own name, like the Popteen bikini video.

No. 455666

>>455544
So, she’s illegally taking down content she doesn’t own? Are you going to challenge the copyright?

No. 455668

>>455662
it's always kiki doing it. i only remember her taking down 1 video that was even put on the company's official website, why? because she got into a fight in the comments and lost the argument so she deleted the whole video so she could have the last word. she did it under Dakota Ostrenga's name too, i still get second-hand embarrassment just imagining those people confronting Dakota with "wtf is this?" what could she have told them? "sorry, it was my sister in America.."

No. 455678

>>455544
i believe that was taken down by fullmoon, not kiki.

September 18, 2017 Full Moon Pictures >> Vimeo, Inc.
"Kirsten Leigh Ostrenga / Kiki Kannibal / Lilou Vos as Oberheller Friede Steitze in Puppet Master: Axis Termination (2017)"
DMCA NOTICES, COPYRIGHT

https://lumendatabase.org/notices/15032743

No. 455681

>>455678
it says email: management@lilkitten.com

No. 455686

>>455681
She must have filed it herself on behalf of Fullmoon?

No. 455687

>>455681
wow sorry i missed that part. dis bitch..

No. 455709

>>455428
I don't think the Ostrengas could afford veneers. A girl I know got veneers on her upper front four teeth and paid 8000 bucks for just that, and she's wealthy.
It's a lot of money, and we're talking about someone who makes her entire wardrobe off of Taobao. She probably just had some luck with teeth genes.

No. 455719

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>>455678
thats an interesting site you got there

No. 455720

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No. 455722

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top fucking kek

did we know that already?

can we still laugh about it once again?

No. 455728

>>455719
Kiki thinks she can censor the internet, wow. If you don’t want people to see it, keep it off the internet, you stupid twat.

No. 455765

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>>455709
I don't remember ever seeing kiki wear braces, although she also doesn't smile in a lot of her pics.
Her dental work reminds me of miley cyrus or hilary duff, although countless other celebrities have fixed their smiles with veneers.

No. 455774

>>455765
She had them when she did her rolling stone interview

No. 455781

>>455765
There are invisible braces (Invisalign and that other type where the wire goes behind the teeth, both would take around a year at max to do the job), more expensive than usual braces but still way cheaper than veneers.
Yes, celebrities get veneers. Rich celebrities. Kaka isn't rich nor a celebrity.
I don't know, it just seems unlikely to me. Dakota can't afford surgery to fix her face and Kiki can get around 10,000 dollars of dental work?

No. 455786

>>455529
>>455535
Lawanon here - Kiki has failed to meet deadlines defined by Rules of Procedure for her state. Not sure what has been filed so far, but the Plaintiff is responsible for filing Complaints and other support documents requested by the Defense. Any failure to meet the deadline without a Request for Extension will prompt a Motion to Dismiss from the Defendant. Pro Se is always a bad idea even if you try to do legal research. You'll make a fool out of yourself when you file garbage and forget important deadlines.

No. 455794

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>>455765
>I don't remember ever seeing kiki wear braces
here. now stop.

No. 455797

>>455794
I wish she went back to this look than whatever it is she's doing with her hair.

No. 455963

>>455797
Any color on her looks better than her mousey brown natural hair. Literally anything she dyed it would be an improvement, even a deeper brunette color with layers to give it volume would be such an improvement.

No. 456036

>>455963
I still can’t believe she thinks she’s a blonde.

No. 456100

>>455963
dying hair that thin is hair-suicide

No. 456130

>>456100
Depends on if she's stripping the color or not. Blond does look good on her but she'll be even more bald if she attempts it. I think if she went with a warmer brunette it would work out nicely.

No. 456169

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Interesting that with her delete spree she left up the “what I eat in a day” video with her using honey in one of her videos, considering she took down the juice containing honey because people kept calling her out on it in the comments

No. 456268

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>>455794
The braces may have been to help with the crowding of her teeth, still can't help but to think she had some of her teeth replaced.

No. 456319

>>456268
Agreed. Just look at how much gaping and uneven sizing or spacing, and that's just prior to rotation.

Anyone who thinks braces to on left pic will result in the right pic will be sorely disappointed in reality. She probably just did a handful of teeth on her top row, which doesn't cost much.

No. 456416

>>456268
I dunno, I don't ever want to defend kaka but my teeth used to look awful like hers and they look pretty perfect now after a couple years of braces. I had to get some teeth pulled initially to make room to straighten them out so I lost 6 teeth all together. Teeth are weird. I could see braces fixing that mess of hers like it did mine.

No. 456423

File: 1509000372466.gif (2.34 MB, 400x261, 28FA7D0B-5914-47D6-8E9C-865246…)

Um

No. 456455

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>>456268
>>456319
>Anyone who thinks braces to on left pic will result in the right pic will be sorely disappointed in reality.
i can't.. lol it's so obvious that both of you have never had braces before, yet you're trying to make yourself sound like you know what you're talking about. take it from us anons here who do, they can do a hell of a lot more than kak's before pic.

No. 456459

>>456455
Non braces fag here (that should’ve had braces but my parents just never had the money) but if she had wisdom teeth growing sideways and removed them that would’ve made it even easier for her teeth to straighten out as well, right?

Mine are really crooked on the bottom row which was where I had 2 wisdom teeth growing in sideways which I always assumed added to them being pushed inwards and more croweded

Sage bc no one gives a fuck about my teeth and completely irrelevant dental theories but I don’t find it hard to believe braces were all it needed to straighten hers out like that.

No. 456476

>>456455
agreed. can we stop the braces sperging now?

No. 456572

>>456423

This is so cool, I can't stop watching it!

No. 456608

File: 1509053339516.png (290.63 KB, 498x530, Screen Shot 2017-10-26 at 22.2…)

Kiki's been RTing a fair bit about Harvey Weinstein/similar accusations recently.
And yet she was perfectly happy to appear in something like Puppet Master? If you take a look on the Full Moon Horror FB page it's only two posts below their most recent Puppet Master promo that you get shit like this. In fact most of their posts are sexploitation.

It only counts when it affects you, right Lilou? Her odd response to the Mayim Bialik post shows how messed up her perception is.

No. 456626

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No. 457138

Guys,
What the lazy outro song that plays in this video? (the one where she toured the LACMA/mid-wilshire area.
https://youtu.be/GaT7OWyboYY

No. 457741

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Looks like Kiki's finally got some money again - a $700 lens.

No. 457750

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>>457741
Look! Another white frilly top!

Seriously, who chooses that as their aesthetic?

No. 457754

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>>457741
And lastly, this must be what she used the Patreon money on - an auction that finished shortly after the first payment. I bet she wishes she could have people paying for nothing every month, no wonder she got mad when people questioned her lack of content.

She's wasting $50 on a tacky bracelet but still needs her fans to pay her to make videos!

No. 457789

>>457754

I know it's her money (even though she did nothing to earn it by not even fucking delivering the patreon content she promised) and she can technically spend it on whatever she wants, but who the fuck would spend $50 on that ugly shit

No. 457819

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>>457789
Concidering she wears these butt ugly earrings, I'm not too surprised

No. 457857

>>457819

That's true. Does she even have a discernible style other than "gaudy, overpriced, usually white"?

No. 457875

>>457819
has literally anyone, anywhere, ever complimented this god awful style bc if it was a branding that sold i'd respect the hustle but holy fuck how does anyone look into the mirror and just do this to themselves and everyone with working vision around them

like if she owned her bleached out bag lady but also child prostitude style it would be cool in a 'she absolutely gives no fucks' way but she doesn't have the balls for that this is all she can do. at this point her gaudy kiki kannibal rhinestone style is so out that it's ironically in and if she owned a early 2000s kim kardashian wannabe look she would legit get a following - but again, she. has. no. fucking. balls.

for someone terminally dehydrated to be compared to david bowie she doesn't even try to be edgy or fashionable. like if you're going to be legit crazy/sperg-chan you might as well have fun but no. we get antique store hooker.

fuck this bitch and her crusty no milk teet.

No. 457880

also fuck a bitch who can't even do a comeback right, she had all the time and effort to be a psycho bitch to Taylor and can't even be assed to put a fraction of that effort into her work to earn the admiration she lives for??? no you're done why does she even have a thread in PT that's pure insult to the Queen

No. 457884

>>457857
It seems like she got stuck on that empathic elf queen Galadriel idea from before her Japan visit and this is the watered-down remains.
Cheap and ugly white/off-white shit she can but probably shouldn't wear to Walmart.

No. 457889

>>457819
the ~au naturale so hippie and pure vegan goddess~ style wouldn’t be bad on its own - i mean it would be, but it’d be passable - if it weren’t for the heavy winged liner. it’s so jarring on her otherwise plain as fuck face and doesn’t match whatever i’m assuming she’s going for.

No. 457891

>>457889
I think this is what she’s going for also. It looks really off tho because she’s wearing cheap taobao clothes made of chemically treated synthetic fabric. I wish she would invest in natural fibers clothing, at least that would fit the whole UWU vegan fairy look.

No. 457917

>>457891
She can't afford that anon

No. 457940

>>457917
Natural fibers like cotton, wool, etc. and not just Taobao/F21 poly blend shite. They’re not that expensive if you don’t go for overpriced brands like Kiki clearly would. It’s strange how she’s willing to blow $800 on a camera lens, yet still looks so cheap. Just goes to show you can’t buy actual style, I guess.

No. 458081

File: 1509400852398.png (306.93 KB, 711x525, reee.png)

>Oh anon, I want you to blast my face and make my asshole look like a windsock with your huge Australian penis!(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 458258

>>457741
>gothic kiki

high school is over kaka

No. 458266

How long until she pops up on one of those trashy tv shows like Jerry Springer?

No. 458273

>>458266
I would love that, but Keeks clearly thinks she's way above those kinds of shows.

I don't know why when her initial fame was for being a trashy bitch and she's failed in every single endeavour since then, but Ostrengas gonna Ostrenga.

No. 458294

>>458273
I could see her and/or kooter bring in a show like Dr. Phil, trying to milk some fame from their dead cows. Dakota could talk about never wanting to be a living doll and Kiki could talk about internet bullies and how she feels so harassed.

No. 458295

>>458273
Because she and the rest of her family don’t know they’re white trash. Thy think Scott’s good job and their dead grandma’s big ol’ house make them right about like regular upper middle class folk.

No. 458364

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>>458294
they WERE going to be on Dr Phil once years ago. Cathy's e-mails to the producers are in their archives. Apparently they chickened out because Dr. Phil wanted to bring in Chris Stone and Danny's family to tell their side of the story. that would have been a disaster, dr. phil would have grilled them over their irresponsible parenting, and kiki's disturbing inappropriate photos as a minor (that THEY photographed). So instead they opted for the 1-side biased Rolling Stone article. Rolling Stone was all too happy for the sensationalism.

No. 458374

>>458364
I’ve heard the name Chris Stone in relation to Kiki before but I wasn’t around in her MySpace days. He has something to do with Stickam, right?

No. 458395

>>458374
back in the day chris stone was a wannabe perez hilton and child predator. he created "stickam house" where underage scene kids lived to become a reality thing but he was just a predator. he leaked her underage nudes and wanted to destroy kiki by using danny and his "side" of the story. kiki's family prostituted her to danny when she was underage, i know she is a cunt but she was 14 and you cannot consent especially to a grown man. people literally try to pin his death on cathy just because cathy made some edge lord comment about his death being revenge. it wasn't, she's a delusional bitch. the police set up a sting where they got a "12 year old" to meet with danny at the mall with a bunch of coke for them to do. the cops showed up, dumbfuck thought he could do some jackie chan shit and jump on a truck to make a get away and died instead of getting caught and put in jail. dannys family claim he was a "sweet boy" and whatever other bullshit, but if he was so great he would have stayed away. chris stone just manipulates that situation because he was a visible adult with clout that, like perez hilton/tmz, had social power over actual children in the scene.

it's all actually really fucked up and would make an amazing documentary, including how he destroyed and used amor hilton and fellow predator/rapist john hock. chris stone is gay and used fame hungry underage myspace kids to get off, his site was shut down as child porn.

No. 458401

>>458395

>”Stickam house”


Wtf?

>he leaked her underaged nudes


Where tf did he get them??

>wanted to destroy kiki by using danny


I don’t see how that would have worked. The Danny thing was Cathy’s fault. She let him move in, she let him sleep in Kiki’s room, and she collected their used condoms so she knew they were having sex way before anyone claimed it was rape by technicality because he pissed off Momma O by breaking up with Kiki. I dislike her but I remember being 14- I wasn’t a racist fuckwad, but I also wasn’t anywhere near mature enough to have a 19 year old live-in BF. Cathy’s job as a mother was to put her foot down and say “no, horny teenaged boy, you cannot sleep with my underaged daughter because that’s illegal”. Not wait until he does it it and cry rape after the act like some bitter twat. I would love to see Dr. Phil rip apart her and Scott’s shitty famewhore parenting.

No. 458427

>>458401
r/drama had a good rundown of the whole Stickyhouse thing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/554q3o/the_irl_world_a_tale_of_one_mans_attempt_to/

There are additional details like him having the connections and an opportunity to film a pilot episode on Fox, but IIRC he was never able to scrape together enough footage.
He really wanted Kiki to be involved in the whole thing. I mainly recall Cathy of all people being the most vocal FUCK NO DEFINITELY NOT to that offer which only made him more antagonistic towards the Ostrengas.

No. 458433

>>458427
>And there, dear readers, is the internet equivalent of Jake Wolf on all fours, tears streaming down his face, with two gigantic strap-ons buried up to the plastic hilt in his bloody and quivering asshole—one worn by Kiki, one by Amor, while StickyDrama holds the camera and tells the girls to fuck him harder so that he’ll moan like the desperate e-whore he is.
>Silly Jake! Thinking you could hop from Kiki to Amor. They have annihilated every boy before you—recall Hock and Cespedes—and they will annihilate every boy after you. Either one of them could destroy you with a tweet. With a click. With a thought. You are nothing and they are everything. Your body might remain alive IRL; but online you are henceforth dead, a shadow, a ghost, doomed to fuck only the loose scabby vaginas of ugly sluts like Jenny Thompson, never again the tight moist vaginas of attractive e-celebs like Kiki and Amor. This is the curse we inflict upon you.

Wow, that edge. Now I see where Kiki got it from at least.

No. 458553

>>458364
Oh man, I never knew that. Dr. Phil would have had a fucking field day roasting each one of them, especially over shit fuck parenting skills. Would have loved to see it.

No. 458721

>>457819
that’s more than ugly that’s just atrocious, dear lord….

No. 459515

Yo. Here's a fun video of scene Kiki getting 2nd hand embarrassment from her mom as much as we do!

I cracked up listening to Cathy babble about the girl who killed herself over a fake profile being managed by another child'support mom. She was doing some serious mental gymnastics to relate that case to hers and Kiki's

Also
> "I can shoot you dead and I wouldn't go to jail"

Download it while it's still up y'all.

No. 459588

>>459515
Her mama's voice sounds like a 90s CL.

No. 459603

>>459515
A girl is dead because some other crazy white trash mom got overly involved in online teen dramu, and thats proof of how Cathy is right? Does she not realize she's the problem? If Cathy didn't sperg out every ten seconds, and teach her kids to do the same, everyone would have long forgotten the character Kiki Kannibal, and Kirsten could live a normal life. Instead, she clings to former notoriety by her fingertips and can't study or work like an adult because mom taught her she was a snowflake and that the way to cope with people laughing at her was to triple down on trashy behavior.

No. 459612

>>459603
I felt bad for Kirsten when her mom starts sperging in the beginning and she goes "stop yelling…" and since Cathy won't stop she just plays a bunch of white noise, saying "stop, stop stop"

A part of me wonders if she still feels embarrassed by her mom

No. 459622

>>459612
She does. As spergchan she tried to spread the rumor that Cathy's twitter account begging celebrities for money was "confirmed" to be made by a troll. That never happened, ever.

No. 459633

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>>459515
man, I forget how fucking crazy Cathy is. I actually feel a little sympathy for Kiki here.

No. 459644

>>459588
Haha. Yeah she does.

No. 459746

>>459633
I don't feel bad for Kiki but it's pretty clear where she gets her own ridiculous behavior. If she were an adult with any sense of independence she'd have moved the fuck away immediately and cut off contact.

No. 459831

May I ask if she is no longer an actress any longer? My apology if this was addressed already, I have missed it.

No. 459834

No she is not an actress. She had no work since April and is removed from all sites stating she is.

No. 459891

>>459746
Yeah the speech pattern is similar. With the time, the crazy just sunk in and turned Kiki into what she is today

>>459831
As >>459834 stated, she hasn't had any jobs, is back in FL, etc but if you ask her she'll probably go on a rant "it's my ultimate passion!"

No. 459924

>>459891
We're waiting for the next flavor of the month. We're all guessing photography.

No. 460068

OK but really how retarded is this bih?

She had 2 Q&A's (the most views she'd gotten since her come back) and a bunch of "what I eat in a day" BC "inspire ppl" and now they're gone?
Like, I get the Q&A, she gotta clean her tracks whenever she decides to jump bandwagons but the vegan ones?

No. 460282

>>459515
cathy babbling all that garbage and not once does she considering kiki's behavior as potentially problematic
NOT MY DAUGHTER! MY PRECIOUS KIKI!

No. 460300

>>460282
>>459603

It's very disturbing how Cathy's brain works. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree tho.

No. 460312

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I am unsure why she insists on dressing like an dishrag when she could be fashionable like she used to be.

No. 460318

>>460312
>>460312
Hahaha, fashionable?

No. 460320

>>460318
Better than the granny-chan shit she's doing now, at least.

No. 460326

>>460318
You know what anon meant. She looked better then than she does now.

No. 460367

>>460318
She looked fashionable for the time. Now, she tries to trend set, but her instincts are awful and don't suit her in the least.

No. 460418

>>460367
She always thought she was fashion forward. Case and point: the time she argued with someone over who started the coon tail stripes on your head trend. >>460312
Looking at this pic makes me wonder why she doesn't just get layers in her hair. The flat and thin hair she has makes her look like she just got discharged from the looney bin.

No. 460430

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Yawn. How's things in Florida, Keeks?

No. 460432

>>460430
Oh yeah keeks. You justice warrior you. Haven't heard u speak up against this >>456608
though

No. 461025

>>460430
We all know that she has never backed anyone under attack. The only true victim in herself.. in her mind. I think she needs to get a real 9-5 job to keep her self occupied.

No. 461046

>>461025
White trash Kiki would pop out a meal ticket baby before she lets that happen.

No. 461053

>>461046
I bet all these guys dumping her is because she tried to get pregs. She talks about marriage with literally every guy.

No. 461057

>>461053
I don't think that's a terrible thing but if she wants to be a trophy wife she has to really start taking styling advice from people who know better. Kiki, you can start here.

No. 461081

found this on PULL

No. 461082

and for the anon asking about her braces, you can see them here https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=56&v=lA5w4r-hvKE

No. 461085

>>461081

So vegan and compassionate towards animals, letting the cat climb in the toilet and laughing about it. She's been vegan since she was 8 guys!

The video feels like the beginning of a bad ARG.

No. 461163

>>461053
Tbh I'm thinking she tells guys she's waiting for marriage to have sex

No. 461198

>>461163
Nah, when she was with Taku she posted a picture of a huge package of vegan condoms, lubes, etc she got

No. 461356

>>461198
Oh my.. that doesn't surprise me. Gotta have those vegan condoms tho.

No. 461414

>>461081
I feel like I'm going to be cursed after watching that… yikes.

No. 461455

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No. 461456

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>>461455
Wouldn't it be quite the kekmas if we could actually hire Kiki to read her sperg-chan posts? Only in dreams anons.

No. 461464

>>461455
You were all wrong. Her next career is not photography, it's a freelance voice actor!

She can read a whole audiobook with the poorly stereotyped accent of a Chinese child, or a senior Australian.

No. 461473

>>461455
Why do I see this failing just as hard as her “acting”? It’s like she gives up on anything that doesn’t blow up and rocket her to the spotlight in under 3 months. You can tell she’s dying to go viral like Dakota did so she can get her free ride, too bad she’s too old.

No. 461475

>>461464
To be fair that page has been up for a little while, it was part of her acting career.

How was she expecting to record decent quality audio when she insists she hasn't got good equipment though?

No. 461484

LOL she cant even read poetry in a half assed video. This is such a joke.

No. 461485

>>461456

Any animator anons want to make a animation for Kaka to voice act to ?

One where she plays herself, an unfortunate woman trying to make it big in the world and envious/jealous of a successful blonde girl named Taylor.

No. 461494

>>461484
I completely forgot about that lol. The weird, fluctuating accent was hilarious. Like, what are you doing this for? We all know you're 100% Florida trash, stop.

No. 461508

>>461455
German accent - Fuck ooooffff! We all know how that sounds.

No. 461584

>>461455
>Australian, Chinese, French, German, Irish, Japanese

After that "German" exhibition, I can't wait to see what she has in store for Chinese and Japanese!

No. 461893

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Still nothing new from Keeks besides a few animal welfare/abuse tweets. The acting career really is over.

I wonder if she does anything to help animals besides hitting the retweet button? … we all know the answer.

No. 461918

>>461893
This shit must be like porn to her. I’ve never seen anyone else so interested in reposting animal abuse and gore who wasn’t an edgy little faggot doing it for the aesthetic. We all know Kiki will never lift a finger to help an animal if it takes actual work, but she’s not even pretentiously donating money to Peta and WWF just to brag about it. She’s just a random brunette who likes animal gore.

No. 461923

>>461893
Still at home, cleaning up after the devastating effects of the latest hurricane? Has the LA Saga ended?

No. 461929

>>461918
i don't think that's true, but idk how she can stand to look at that content deliberately and so often. even when i see animal abuse in the news by accident it ruins my whole day. if she's such an empath towards animals this would be like self-torture

No. 461933

>>461893
She “adopted” a tiger or panda or something once.
I think she sometimes puts a little pocket change into charities.

No. 461935

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>>461933
Yeah, she adopt a tiger once. She also volunteered at a wolf sanctuary. Once.
And she had to let everyone know about all that generosity! I have no faith that she continued in either of those commitments.

>I donate every month!

>here's my generic certificate for signing up
>never mentions it again

No. 461937

In the absence of Kiki content have some amazing cringe(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 461956

>>461935
Was she showing off the certificate or her shitty taste in jewelry?

No. 461974

>>461935
LOL these certificates are like twenty bucks and are meant for children so they can get a plush toy.. and she's acting like she did so much.

No. 461977

>>461893
Do you think the whole Bobby thing is over too? I keep wondering. Has she erased all trace of him yet?

No. 461983

>>461935
those rings are fucking absurd. kiki is the definition of trying too hard.

No. 461984

>>461983
I would be afraid I would poke my eye out with those things. she could give anyone a black eye with those rings… yikes

No. 461995

>>461929
ikr? allegedly bitch was on the verge of tears just because she spotted a truck full of pigs yet she has no problem with rt explicit animal torture

No. 462147

>>461995
Not on the verge of tears, she claimed he started bawling and that Taku had to pull over and comfort her before they could go on about their day. I went looking for the post but of course she deleted it, kek.

No. 462310

New to posting on here, please dont ip ban me if i do this wrong. But kiki would be SO much prettier if she went back to blonde and shaped her eyebrows. Its such a minimal effort that would make her pretty again.

No. 462355

>>462310
I don’t think the few hairs she has left would survive another bleaching. Besides, she needs a hairstyle with layers or volume, and to stop using makeup that’s paler than her skintone while ignoring her eyes/brows/lips.

No. 462552

>>462355
>>462355
Different anon here, but I think it has been more than long enough since her last bleaching. In her Rolling Stone article her hair was cut above the shoulders and no longer bleached. She doesn't even need to go platinum again. Plenty of blonde shades to choose from.

No. 462569

>>451592
>>And what happened to Bobby?

What DID happen to Bobby? Does anyone still have the link to his instagram?

No. 462586

>>462569
bobby hatanaka
She deleted the video of him singing happy birthday to her, and she moved back home.
Not sure if they were living together, but it definitely seems like they've broken up for now.

No. 462614

So our Kiki drought is most likely because of the candid photos by walmart anon? I bet she would still try having people believe she was in LA if it wasn't for those pics. God bless that anon.

No. 462627

>>462614
Yes very. Thanksgiving has come early this year thanks to that anon. Looney Lilou doesn't fool us.

No. 462792

>>462586
Did she definitely move back? I thought we were speculating she was just visiting before. I guess we would know for sure eventually, and right now seems likely. (Inb4 pretending to be in LA now with photos and videos she took while she was there)

No. 462801

>>462792
She claimed she was flying back for her birthday but that she had to wait because of Irma. Then she claimed she couldn’t upload her YT videos because she was too busy helping with “cleanup” (which was BS). Since then she’s been quietly RTing animal gore and #metoo/Weinstein related shit and laying low.

No. 462807

>>462792
>>462801
The silence is obvious though.
>had to deactivate patreon
>probably expected a hundred patrons, got 9.
>forced to give everyone a refund
>2 of 9 patrons ended up being farmers
>all of the content got leaked
>her mom went psycho on a complete random on twitter

that's plenty reason to lay low for a while.

No. 462814

>>462807
Funny enough, Keirashley started getting some good gigs after mama Cat sperged on her. I can imagine that chapping Kiki’s ass super hard, especially since all she gets from being “harassed” by “haters” online is, well, nothing.

No. 462819

>>462814
Aah, there's nothing more satisfying than seeing these girls so vehemently disliked by the Monstrengas prosper in their own lives. She's probably still boiling angry over Taylor's whole situation. So far it looks like she's settling into Hong Kong pretty well.

No. 462822

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>>461995
>>462147
Woop, found em in the archive.

No. 462823

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No. 462825

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>>462822
Saint Francis is not an archangel. He's the patron SAINT of animals.
And calling on both a catholic saint and a east Asia Buddhist goddess…Kiki, your spiritual game is a mess

No. 462828

>>462825
Doesn't she always "pray" to Saint Francis though? I swear she did during a tsunami when she was in Japan too.

No. 462854

>>462825
Exactly. If she was following the Taoist religion, she would know they do not pray to Catholic saints "Saint Francis", whom isn't an archangel, as you said. She really is looney.

No. 462855

>>462822
Damn she's such a fake bitch. She doesn't truly care for animals. If she did, she would donate money, time and effort into animal rescues. Not posting about it on social media solely for views.. like she's some kind of Saint. Oh wait, the patron Saint of Fuck-Ups.

No. 462856

>>462855
On Twitter she claimed she donated to PETA monthly, but stopped when they made Miley Cyrus their “face” of veganism (and not her). I also remember her tweeting about always getting carded/mistaken for a child/asked if she’s a model allllll the fucking time, which is hilarious now ofc.

No. 462874

>>462822
>>462823
This reads like "My thoughts and prayers are with the victims and their families, but now about me and my feelings."
Such compassion, but will it ever be activism?

No. 462900

>>462822
>>462825
lmao I can't with her ignorance. this is just like her patreon video where she contradicts herself in the same sentence
>I believe that energy is not created nor destroyed, so I believe there is a greater source or something out there that created all of this, this matrix."
she doesn't know that's the first law of thermodynamics, not a new-age spiritual belief.

No. 463032

>>462822

Just imagine motherfucking Kirsten Ostrenga Savior of the Abused Animals freeing the pigs so the incoming cars can run all over them and cause a massive traffic accident

No. 463099

>>462822
>>462828
Curious… What is her religion specifically? Has she ever said? Omnism?

No. 463200

>>463099
Buddhist and Taoist iirc

No. 463329

>>462855
Being vegan is the new black

No. 463437

honest question do you guys think kiki keeps her hair so limp and never uses absolutely anything volumizing bc she's traumatized by her big scene hair past? she brags about it being naturally "blonde" but not the about using natural products or anything, so there's no real reason why she can't just use a product….

No. 463578

honest question do you guys think kiki keeps her hair so limp and never uses absolutely anything volumizing bc she's traumatized by her big scene hair past? she brags about it being naturally "blonde" but not the about using natural products or anything, so there's no real reason why she can't just use a product….

No. 463588

>>463437
My thought is that she doesn't understand her hair type very well. It's very easy to use too much or weigh it down when it's that thin. I have similar hair and I avoid most things other than mousse. No idea why she doesn't use that.

No. 463759

>>463329
Whole-food plant-based is the new vegan.
Just waiting for kiki to jump on the next bandwagon now.

No. 464129

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Lack of recent Kiki milk made me kinda restless, so I tried to edit a screenshot of her from last thread to give her that babyface she keeps insisting that she has out of boredom.

No. 464439

>>452801
>that clipping
>that awful mixing

No. 464519

>>463588
A more Ostrenga answer would be that Kiki thinks it looks good. She doesn't see it as flat, but natural, soft and long. She wants the aesthetic of new-age hippy long all American hair. The flat hair and large forehead is baby doll in her head. It's left limp because it's natural forest nymph hair in her head.

No. 464710

>>463588
Same.. I never touch conditioner/oils/etc. unless I'm washing my hair at night and then going to bed. I always blow dry upside down in the morning though and I've had really nice results with that biotin & collagen shampoo in the purple bottle with the gold lid. I can't remember the brand but I see it everywhere. It's still very fine hair but at least it looks somewhat decent for the first half of the day.

No. 464770

>>464710
OGX?

>>464519
It's hard to understand why she leaves her hair so limp. Doesn't she get bored of it?…Ever? It has no oomph whatsoever.

No. 464914

>>464770
Any cut, color, or style would affect her sensitive indigo child energy.her hair is long because Native American tracker's said it gave them a 'sixth sense' or some story off the internet. The chemicals in hair dye and styling products, not to mention the heat from styling tools are way to damaging for her perfectly natural blessed hair.
She could wear a wig…

No. 465161

>>464129
Nice edit anon. She is obviously not happy with herself and appearance. I have become slightly worried about her health. She said before she does not even take vitamins..maybe her health has failed?

No. 465180

File: 1510933428496.png (175.91 KB, 750x1209, IMG_9971.PNG)

Sorry if this was already talked about but did Lilou draw this? It was on a Russian VK profile.

No. 465181

>>465180
Kiki, stop trying to make "lilou" happen. No one cares about your shitty art.

No. 465184

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>>465181
look kitty, the haterz are making fun of my precious art that looks like me!

No. 465209

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No. 465360

>>465184
Her hair looked so much fuller, and the eye makeup looks cute-ish. Wtf happened to her hair!?

No. 465362

>>465360
she grew it too long. It's down her back and it has no type of volume. Since her hair is thin, it just makes it look flat and lifeless. All she needs is a haircut and maybe some highlights.

No. 465368

>>465362
Yeah, she would need to do regular micro-trimming to get volume back, then it could be something.

No. 465583

>>465209

Looks more like a Dakota shoop fan art then Kaka.

No. 465748

>>455529
i wonder if kaka went to the hearing, now that she's back in orlando.

No. 465771

>>465748
Doubt it, she didn't turn up for the 11/13/2014 or 8/13/2015 hearings. I don't know enough about the process to say whether she's actually required to show up for any of these court dates but I can't see any evidence of her actual involvement beyond the initial complaint.
Hopefully a legal anon can provide better info, though this whole thing is such a total lolsuit mess that it was likely laughed out of court without much thought.

No. 466132

>>465362
Didn't she used to wear extensions though? You'd think that would weigh her hair down more than growing it out would.

No. 466137

>>466132
She probably used to tease her hair in her scene days so that would give volume too.

No. 466173

>>466132
Plus she used to bleach it and that gives it more volume. I've had long natural hair for years and it does tend to sit flattish especially if it's one whole length. After i bleached it, it totally gave the illusion of bigger hair because its more coarse.

No. 466342

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Kiki must be pleased she has such a large feature on the Puppetmaster box art but damn that's an unfortunate photo. The angle even makes it look like she has little T-Rex arms.

No. 466441

>>466342
She's going to buy so many of these for fan giveaways that will never happen.

>autographed copy of my film starring me

No. 466467

>>466441
I believe you on that one anon

No. 466479

>>466441
Considering she never mentioned Puppet Master beyond the initial filming I suspect she’s rightfully embarrassed about that absolute shit. She certainly didn’t say anything when it was released.

I’m her parents will buy 10 copies each though.

No. 466544

>>466479
>she’s rightfully embarrassed about that absolute shit. She certainly didn’t say anything when it was released.

Naked Nazi with shitty accent and stripper outfit doesn't fit the kirakira vegan image I guess.

No. 466685

>>445257
Don't you think that finding Kiki's address, following her into a supermarket and photographing her breaches the the borders of sanity just a little bit?

I don't even see how a mildly unflattering pic of her is even milk.

Like, she is a human being. This is fucking scary. Don't bother cows in real life jesus christ. How is everyone so okay with this.

You're a fucking creep anon

No. 466692

>>466685
>implying anyone would exert that effort for this cow
Anon just happened to spot her in a mall, no internet sleuthing on their part.

No. 466693

>>466692
I'm sure thats what anon would have you believe

No. 466708

>>466685
>>466693
You really have to sage this shit.

No. 466780

>>466693
it's a thousand times more probable than the wild stalke theory

No. 466781

>>466693
Are you serious? You can see their cart in the picture and it's obvious they're buying groceries and household items. They just happened to be in the same line as Kaka and her mom at Walmart. You think the paranoid af Ostrengas wouldn't notice someone following them taking pictures the whole time?

No. 466792

>>466685
Show me the evidence that anon was following Kiki?

Before the photos were posted we had no idea Kiki was in Florida, we still thought she was in LA, and we didn’t exactly expect that she shopped in Walmart - I would have assumed she bought from totemo organic stores only rather than supporting big evil corporations.

So anon hung around in a random Walmart in the Ostrengas’ area hoping she’d appear out of nowhere?

Even if we did know that Kiki was hitting up that particular store on the regular NOBODY cares about Kiki that much.

If anon had posted that they saw her without photographic evidence nobody would have believed them.

Get out, nobody is stalking you.

No. 466809

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Great job replying to the bait you fucking retards. It’s like you all want to help derail the thread.

No. 466840

Ah, the old "no milk!" "she's normally attractive!" "you're the creeps!" derailer that Kaka tried before we found out she's the biggest sperging creep alive.

I wonder what spergery she will have in store for us next..

No. 466843

so, how would you guys like it if you had a forum of people bringing up the worst moments of your life over and over again, tagging your name with it and everyone you know like you guys do with these cows online? How would you feel if a group forum were holding over your head for years and ruining your life with it while making you relive your worst moments over and over again? By reading what most of you felt and are feeling now, you would probably commit suicide if you had someone doing to you what you are doing to others on these forums. Most of you seem dependent on some kind of prescription drug to get by after experiencing these horrible situations, so how would you like it if you had someone making you relive those horrible things while continuing to deal with the internal pain? You all want pity while you bash others on the /pt/ forum that have gone through some really horrible things that even parallel what you all have been through as well. Did the trauma shut you all down emotionally? It's cruel for you to know what pain is, yet dish it out and use others' traumas as a tool to hurt them and ruin their lives. Think about it. How would you feel if the most painful thing in your life was thrown in your face with intent to ruin your life?

No. 466844

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No. 466845

>>466792
this
If anything, I believe anon wouldn't recognize her if it weren't for the all-white lame outfit.

No. 466852

>>466843
Lol, except a lot of us don't broadcast our lives for people to critique. Not only that, the people featured on this site are awful. Kiki has been a narcissistic bully for years. If she didnt act like such a dick over the haters and made quality content without being up herself and actually having self awareness, she wouldn't be targeted.

No. 466862

>>466843
>so, how would you guys like it if you had a forum of people bringing up the worst moments of your life over and over again, tagging your name with it and everyone you know like you guys do with these cows online?

would not give a fuck. no one is forcing cows to visit the site. if it's too tempting they can block themselves from accessing lolcow. you sound like someone with an unhealthy relationship with the internet.

No. 466870

>>466843
People like Kiki want a clean slate with no apology for shitty behavior. They consistently contradict what they put out into the world, and expect people to worship them for doing little or nothing.
Don't get me wrong; I think that Kiki is a damaged human being that could benefit a lot from serious therapy. It's a damn shame that she didn't get help early on and just unplug herself while she got sorted out. Instead, it was encouraged. She was encouraged to become a celebrity by her family. But fame does not come without criticism.

No. 466871

>>466843
Hi Lilou. Calm the hell down. Nobody is stalking you. You're not that important, trust me.

No. 466874

>>466781
I wonder if after these pics were posted if Cathy went and demanded that Walmart hand over their security tapes.

No. 466875

>>466843
Hi, Kiki.

Literally no one in the real world cares about internet drama. No one forces you to obsessively refresh your threads, and collect "evidence of harassment" - which is simply a collection of your public posts, and not illegal. If you moved on with your life like a regular person, went to college, started a normal career, these threads would die. Instead you continue to seek online praise and fame, and don't produce any quality content EXCEPT for drama and meltdowns. You don't do anything, except complain.

Grow up. Move on. Forget about the internet, and it will forget you.

No. 466880

>>466862
I agree. I never understood people who get upset over sites like these. Like I get it's embarrassing when people dig up old shit but it's usually just contained on here/sites like this. I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually get harassed from being posted on here before. If anything, I think sites like this can prevent harassment.

>>466875
>Literally no one in the real world cares about internet drama.
This. It's weird to me that she still hasn't realized this since Kota is living proof of this. She had the same shit on her and had tons of people actively trying to ruin her career/reputation but nothing ever came of it because she doesn't ever acknowledge it.

No. 466899

>>466880

Well, I wouldn't say it took absolutely no affect on Kota. I'm sure it pissed her employers off to have to disable comments in all videos she's in, but nobody else's. The constant sweeping they have to do behind Kota because of internet peeps pointing out her lies. Like when she was posted to Bravo's FB and people pointed out the pictures were shooped.

Kiki also had a small taste of that when on anon went alittle loopy and started pestering and tipping off Taco. I sure anons can agree that was a tad of a piss off.

However, I never heard of any farmers actually taking time out of their days to physically stalk someone on here. If that anon was stalking Kiki, why was there only check out pictures and not her scraggly ass struggling to lift a pumpkin, or a video or even her walking else where.

No. 466910

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>>466843
this is literally copy-pasted from one of Spergchan's old posts. Word for word.

it's a troll, probably trying to resurrect this dead thread.

No. 467055

>>466843
Fuck off Kiki, you were so fucking dedicated to using this site to shittalk and to threatening Taylor that you deserve absolutely no sympathy.

I hope that all the shit you've done will continue to follow you online and in real life for the rest of your life.

No. 467157

Please don't respond to bait.

No. 467218

>>451592
>>466843

This. Kiki, honestly, your best bet is just deleting all social media and going off the grid.

Lolcow would stop talking about you if you just went inactive. Look at Felice Fawn for example. She's nowhere to be found, and thus, she has been forgotten.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 467223

>>467218
can you chill your autism and fucking read: >>466910
and stop feeding some idiot trolls who arent even kiki?

No. 467230

>>467223
Oh cry me a damn river. Quit being so precious about a gossip thread

No. 467464

>>467230
>>467230
learn to sage newfag

No. 467516

>>466843
I want to make this like our version of the navy seal copypasta.

No. 467884

>>467516
do it then. shit post it in active threads and watch the derailing happen.

No. 467900

>>467884
FFS I WAS JOKING.

No. 467914

>>467900
And this right here is why the “do it faggot” thing died off. Too many people missing the joke and doing the thing.

No. 467925

Yet more evidence Kiki's no longer in LA (as if we needed it) - she didn't turn up for the Puppet Master premiere (https://www.instagram.com/p/BaSitePBDMW/?taken-by=puppetmasterfans) or the signing at the same store as >>323547

The total silence besides a few RTs is the most damning though. Girl is embarrassed and learnt not to fake it after the Japan mess.

No. 467941

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new photo

No. 467942

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No. 467944

>>467925
wasnt her role some insignificant supporting character.

No. 467953

>>467941
>>467942
yikes
looking rough

No. 467966

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>>467941
Several from this set were already posted months ago, but never the most important one… pic related. I'm still amazed she kept it so hidden for so long.

No. 467970

>>467966
Her nose is so huge.. that's probably why we don't see these pics.

No. 467971

>>467970
I meant more why didn't any anons post that photo over the others (eg: the couple in this thread and >>420247) when they're all in the same FB album.
Kiki would obviously never show the nose pic let alone the other less unflattering photos taken by others, we all know that.

>>467944
She turned up to the magazine signing before, I'm sure she'd show up in shitty outfits for the more recent one and the premiere.

No. 467976

>>467942
Am I insane or does she look rather nice in this one picture? Maybe it’s the flattering lighting, idk.

No. 467999

>>467976
that's not flattering lighting, if you find her pretty there's no need to overdramatic.

No. 468014

>>467966
What's funny is that she could've gotten a nose job and nobody would have even known

No. 468036

>>468014
>>468014
Her nose isn't even bad. There are plenty of big name actresses with unique or large noses. It is her rotten personality that ruins her.

No. 468050

>>468036
It’s so funny she’s always the first to call other girls noses beaks. Tbh if she didn’t project so much i wouldn’t have ever noticed her nose as being big, but since she can’t control herself I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s looking at it

No. 468058

>>468036
tbh yeah, if she didn’t criticize the fuck out of others’ appearances so much no one would even notice that nose but she just emanates the aura of ugly, making everything that much worse.

No. 468059

>>467941
Has anyone seen this yet?
What about the crazy web series where she breaks the bottle on that girl's head?
I want to see these.

No. 468088

>>468050
>>468058
It's ironic, because that there used to be this girl on stickam called Chelsea who went to LA to model or something, and Kirsten made fun of her for how different she ""really"" looked. Uglier and fatter.

It's just like Cathy says, karma.

No. 468094

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>>468050
Yeah she was the one going in on Taylor R and that other Japan based model about their noses. It's sort of funny to compare their behind-the-scenes pictures to Keeks's. pic related

No. 468110

>>468094
is this a recent pic? her nose is flawless.

No. 468126

>>468036
Nah her nose is definitely huge. It makes her look haggard. I'm shocked she's peddled the "wow I'm so youthful!" thing for so long because she looks staggeringly too mature for any trend she tries out.

No. 468129

>>468110
It's from a recent shoot for a dolly-style magazine called Miel. She does have a nice nose. I wouldn't say flawless because there is slight hump on the bridge that shows a bit more in three quarter profile. But honestly pretty great.

No. 468130

>>468126
Different anon here, I totally disagree that her nose makes her look haggard. Looking old or haggard is from skin quality and dryness, thinning of hair, lines and wrinkles in the face and also general styling. Jennifer Aniston and Giselle Buchanan (spelling?) are only 2 examples, but like the other anon said, there are many beautiful and unique looking women with large noses. It's her stringy hair and washed out complexion with terrible styling that age Kiki. Sage for blogpost, but my sister in law has a large nose yet she is one of the most beautiful women I've ever met. I understand certain facial attributes indicate age eg-big eyes/rounder faces=more youthful looking, but saying that big noses make people look haggard is a bit far. More mature? Maybe.

No. 468135

>>468059
Acheron and Room 8 (the web series) were finally added to her IMDb earlier this month and they both say post-production.

No. 468136

I think her nose is kind of sexy, It probably stands out because the rest of her face is so plain

No. 468141

So, if Kiki really is back in FL, why can’t she keep up with her “acting”? There are plenty of casting calls all around the states major cities, she could be getting her fill of indie/student films, commercials, and paid testimonials and make pretty good money considering her parents likely don’t make her pay for anything herself (since she’s ~disabled~).

No. 468143

>>468141
Because Kiki is lazy.
She don't want to work her way up the ladder, she wants to be a hollywood star now. It's the same with the dj'ing and the modelling. The minute she finds out that shit is hard and that she have to work to get results, she gives up.

No. 468144

>>468130
Oh god here we go. I said HER nose is haggard, no need to start the #butallnosesmatter thing.

Jennifer Aniston and Giselle both have noses far smaller than Kiki's. Kiki has an actual toucan beak, and with the forehead, sickly looks, and flat hair it makes her look like she belongs somewhere in small town Russia kneading dough with a shawl on.

She spent so much time stalking and obsessing over Taylor R, so much time insulting her nose and even trying to get her to cut her hair via anonymous advice, when she looks like this. I have no deep seated vitriol for Kiki but I'm going to call her as she is: unattractive. She isn't even unconventionally attractive. Let's stop pussyfooting around the elephant in the room.

No. 468156

>>468135
Are they students films? Will we be able to watch them?

No. 468158

>>468141
She can't keep up acting for the same reason she didn't get into it before. It's all BS. It was yet another short-lived bandwagon, not an "utter passion" like she claims so hard.

>>468136
> I think her nose is kind of sexy

That's one hell of a weird sentence

No. 468159

>>467966
Eh, it's beaked but it's small. A surgeon could give her a perfect upturned button nose with the minimal effort.
If only she hadn't paid for that role and invested that money in a nose job instead…

No. 468164

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>>468144
Huh. Keeks bullied you back in the day. I can sense it.

No. 468182

>>467999
>overdramatic

What do you think that word means?

No. 468211

>>468164
No, I'm just being honest. I don't understand the mental gymnastics behind defending cows that don't look good without makeup and photoshop. Simple.

No. 468223

>>468211
Subjective opinions. There are people who come in here and say “Kiki isn’t pretty/average/plain, she’s ugly/old/haggard!” And act like everyone who disagrees with them is acting willfully ignorant and refusing to see her ~true form~.

The truth is, some people think she’s pretty, some people don’t. Her nose is big, that’s a fact, but it being ugly or beakish are opinions, which people need to learn to sage and stop arguing about. Entire threads run wild with nitpicking and arguing semantics while no actual content gets posted or discussed, all because some anons can’t accept that other anons disagree with their opinions.

No. 468232

>>468223
While I see your point, I take Kiki's hyper criticisms of other women and delusions of grandeur into consideration. She truly believes she's a waifish elven goddess and her narcissism does not match up with her real looks.
When you strip away the filters, the angles, the editing, the makeup, and the meticulous posing, she is without a doubt far from conventional at the very least. In the nature of the entertainment industry she is hardly pedestrian even.

Do I hate her? No. Does her looks offend me? No. Do I think she needs a reality check because she exists in a glass castle of egomania? Yes.

No. 468254

>>468232
Fair points, and I agree personality plays a part in attractiveness, but with that said: if I didn’t know anything about her and just saw her in public, as long as she wasn’t acting like a twat or an obnoxious weeb I wouldn’t think of her as ugly or haggard. I would say she’s average with potential, maybe not to be supermodel pretty but definitely interesting to look at, if she would put effort into a new style and stop being a nude elf fairy.

No. 468256

>>468232
>her narcissism does not match up with her real looks.
But that's rampant in this photoshop age. Unwarranted narcissism for the virtual illusion they put out happens with every instagram hoe. Some of them are much worse as far as how different they look or how much they lie than Kiki has ever been.

No. 468341

>>468256
>far worse
I don't think so. Given all the things Kiki has done and hidden, I'm pretty sure she's on tier. Most insta hoes just photoshop and pretend to have a perfect life when they're actually prostitutes or whatever. After seeing all of Kiki's psycho sperg chan posts, coupled with everything I remember from her scene era (hello she spray painted "regal slut" on her own house for sympathy) I truly don't have anything positive to say about her. She isn't going to change.

I'll write fake encouragements just to try to squeeze out milk like everybody else but someone on her level of mental illness has no business acting the way she does. She's unsalvageable.

No. 468360

>>468341
>she spray painted "regal slut" on her own house for sympathy
are you f serious? this is ott ridiculous. I know your reasoning is gonna be "who would call her regal?", but if you think that's enough proof to make up such an unsupported claim, you're ludicrous.

No. 468382

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No edit?

No. 468386

>>468360
I take it you don't remember that shitshow, or weren't around for it.
>ludicrous claim
Um, have you not been paying attention? Do you know anything about the Ostrengas at all? Jesus.

No. 468401

>>468386

(dif anon )


Someone in the Kota threads is compiling a time line of everything Kota's ever done. Maybe someone could do the same for Kiki, so when anons like the one you're quoting ( and me ) know what your talking about. That way when nefags or people that missed out come to the thread they have a place to go and read a more dense/no spam history.

I've never heard of this story either. . .

No. 468421

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>>468360
>>468401

It’s even mentioned in the Rolling Stone article, come on now. This is Kiki Kannibal 101.

>http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/kiki-kannibal-the-girl-who-played-with-fire-20110415

No. 468426

>>468421
yeah! there's a video of the "damage" I think regal slut was on the driveway, obvious ostrenga shenanigans, no vandal is going to refer to Kiki as "regal" it's classic ostrenga to fill their fake anon hate with compliments.

No. 468428

>>468341
>>468401
I've heard the story but I've always wondered how it came to be accepted that she did it herself. Is there any proof?

No. 468431

>>468428
I remember it being debunked in the staminarose days but I have no data or screenshots to share as proof so feel free to disregard this comment.

No. 468500

>>468428
No, it's impossible for there to be proof unless someone has video footage of them spray painting it themselves. this is the first time i hear about this and it's face-palming stupid. this is another classic case of somebody making something up about them, and then defending the rumor despite having no proof. It happens a lot in these kiki/dakota threads.

rumors that can't be proven or disproven, but even if they sound really far-fetched, just saying something like "but it totally sounds like something they would do!" and "come on, who would call her regal?" is enough for everyone to believe it apparently.

No. 468563

>>468500
It’s also stupid to think that the police report is proof they didnt do it themselves. No suspects were ever named and nothing ever came of the report they filed, it was literally a publicity stunt. Just like the Miami news article that says Danny raped Kiki against her will after lying about his age and then Cathy kicked him out when she found out. Utter bullshit spewn from there own mouths to paint them as victims when in reality, the only people who have ever given that much of a fuck about image OR reputation/drama are themselves. If Kiki and her family would stop trying to stalk and censor everyone, she wouldn’t have any problems (aside from her mental ones ofc).

No. 468582

>>468431
I have a vague recollection about it being debunked. Something like there was nobody who lived near them who would even do such a thing, much less somehow without being caught.

>>468563
Pretty much this. It was the Ostrenga's height of fabricated drama where they are always just the victims at the time.

I remember how everything in the Rolling Stone article was insanely one-sided to paint that victim story (literally) too.

No. 468622

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>>468582
It's probably only a coincidence that the writer of Kiki's Rolling Stone story was later involved in scandal of her own.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrina_Erdely

No. 468707

>>468622
Thanks anon, that "journalist" seriously ruined things for real victims..

No. 468766

>>468500
>face-palming stupid
>first time I've heard of this
Newfags everywhere

No. 468771

>>468622
This is perfect, of course anyone willing to see Kiki as a victim didn’t do any homework or look into her backstory at all. Sounds like this woman is just an older Kiki with her own hateboner for fake rape and bullying.

No. 468787

>>468771
The Ostrengas are extremely lucky they were "popular" in the MySpace era and not during such an aware and data-collecting time as the last few years.

I'm not one to harp on ~~newfagz uguu~~ often but if you weren't present for the Kannibal frenzy you've missed so much! There's plenty of crazy milk that is lost to the internet of the past. You wouldn't truly know just how batshit and pathetic the Ostrengas are unless you've been a longtime witness.

I was the same age as Kiki when she was the scene it girl and I followed all the scene queens. So many lost streams, gimmicks, and lies that are futile to bring up because there's no solid evidence beside memory.

Anyways.
One in particular that I wish I could dig up is the article that briefly went viral years ago where Kiki claimed her nudes were spread because a man "hacked" her webcam and took incriminating videos and screenshots of her family and blackmailed her into sending them. There was a whole article similar to the rolling stone piece where it was just victimhood piled on top of victimhood. A whole elaborate story spun about it. I believed it at the time because I was a naive teen. I felt sorry for her lol.

Does that sound "face palming" and "ridiculous"? I may not have caps of it happening (how would I know any of that would evolve into this at the time?) but that doesn't make it any less true. It's just yet another Ostrenga lie lost to scene era's lack of proper documentation.

No. 468794

>>468787
I’m an oldfag too, anon, I remember. Problem is, I have no proof. For example, I know I’ve seen screencaps of Dakota’s old videos with the sex doll and living doll tags on them, but I can’t find them anywhere anymore. Also, now links in old Dakota threads in the /cgl/ archive are starting to die. The Ostrengas know society is moving in a direction now where people are sick of bitchy, two faced liars who have nothing of value to offer anyone but their looks, and they know that if they want a chance at their girls being a part of it, they have to remake their entire history and erase as much of it as possible.

I wonder if there has ever been anyone else as obsessed with removing themselves from the internet as they are?

No. 468798

>>468794
Same, only posting for solidarity but I too have known of these girls since like 2006 on MySpace… over a decade and their bullshit has been non stop, I really wish stickam feeds were archived…

No. 468799

>>468794
LOL skeptics will say we're a samefag talking to ourselves ;^)

While I understand the need for solid evidence and proof because so many people lie, exaggerate, and defame others, there's still the obvious fact that nobody has been better at defaming the Ostrengas as themselves. Nobody.

All they do is google themselves, obsess over themselves, and search for any cyber piece that paints them for as they are. Kiki has been like this for years, and she'll continue to be like this. She's twisted into such a narcissistic and hateful creature that I can't imagine her knowing a life without lies and grandiosity. This goes for Cathy as well. Awful parenting.

No. 468800

>>468787
>an article claiming she was hacked and blackmailed into taking and sending nudes

I remember that as well, because I remember rolling my eyes at my computer screen when I read it. But that doesn’t explain why she was smiling and posing so much in her nudes.

No. 468801

>>468794
>he'll continue to be like this. She's twisted into such a narcissistic and hateful creature that I can't imagine her knowing a life without lies and grandiosity. This goes for Cathy as well. Awful parenting.

I feel like Kiki is gonna stay with her parents and brother probably for the rest of her life. Unless she gets extremely lucky and marries a rich Japanese guy who likes drama and breaking copyright laws.

No. 468879

Does anyone remember when she used to sell diamond shaped necklaces? Whatever happened to that?

No. 468882

>>468881
I'm just wondering because I remember she used to mention them all the time, and then just stopped suddenly.

No. 468883

>>468879
The last time I remember them being mentioned was as rewards for Kiki and Kota's Kickstarter in 2012.
I imagine there's still a huge box of them stuffed in the back of one of their closets in Florida, along with those tops they tried to sell with Kota's hideous art on and a bunch of white angel wing backpacks.

No. 468895

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>>468883
She probably also has a bunch of leftover oversized crystal jewelry and overpriced bedazzled kimmidolls.
Kiki should've just started her own vegan makeup line instead of peddling random shit on the internet all these years.

No. 468911

>>468879
She sold them until she kept getting bad reviews of them being hella cheap and the rhinestones/crystals falling off, so I guess she gave up on it like everything else. If it was all plastic junk she could have just thrown it away. I don’t remember exactly, but I think after her lilkitten store went down she never mentioned them again.

No. 468963

>>468895
Problem with Kiki (and Dakota to a degree I guess) is that they're chronic lazy ass. You can't fall into a good business plan magically and start making $$$ from day 1, anyone who tried or started a business knows that.

You can be succesfull at being a DJ, a model, a shop owner, a small brand designer even though there is a part of luck at play too, but you have to put your sweat and blood in it. You gotta work 24/7 with no such things as holidays and days off. You have to accept that the first few years you'll earn nothing and just bleed money.

The Ostrengas manage to launch something then get extremely disappointed when it doesn't take off in like 3 months, can't put effort into not making cheap crap (diamond jewellry) or straight up stealing music then consider it a dead-end and give it all up.

Dakota is kinda the same, especially with her art or brands that never really improve or take off, except she got really lucky she went viral with the real barbie trend but she never really worked out to be a regular model size.

So yeah jumping on that vegan makeup comment, you can all imagine what cool career plan Kiki might have a shot at, it's pointless. She'll never be good as a business owner because she lacks efforts, ethics and hard-work.

No. 469012

>>468895
Let's talk about the vegan makeup thing because I don't think she even uses vegan makeup, much less knows how to make it. Most makeup brands are not cruelty-free and there is a very limited amount of "good" brands that are. Many good brands that used to be cruelty-free (like the ones Kiki used in her older videos) have expanded into China, where animal testing is mandatory. It's extremely difficult to find good makeup that is 100% cruelty free, and I think that's why Kiki was avoiding requests for makeup videos when she started YouTube this time around. I do believe that she is vegan, but there is no way that she's as strict of a vegan as she claims to be online because I don't think that's possible. I try to shop cruelty-free and succeed 90% of the time, but sometimes you just have to slip up. The rest of the world is not on board with that yet, and many cruelty-free products are extremely difficult to find and are low quality compared to other products.

No. 469026

>>468963
>>469012
Lol, maybe she stopped wearing makeup because cruelty free makeup is so hard to find? Everyone has been harping on for months about her needing more makeup.

No. 469030

>The Ostrengas manage to launch something then get extremely disappointed when it doesn't take off in like 3 months, can't put effort into not making cheap crap (diamond jewellry) or straight up stealing music then consider it a dead-end and give it all up.

Sometimes not even that long, she’s usually ready to go radio silent and start quietly deleting shit as soon as she gets even the most generous criticism.

No. 469109

>>468895
If Kiki had a makeup line it would have as much drama as lime crime if not more.

No. 469114

>>469109

Home girl would probably buy chemically filled factory shit from China and relabel it "vegan" "cruelty free".

No. 469124

>>469012
Couldn't she make the bare minimum of black eyeliner? That's just activated charcoal+coconut oil. If she can find some ethically sourced beeswax, she could add it and make some sort of mascara. It's not that hard.

No. 469310

>>469124
Why are we even entertaining this? Nobody would buy it

No. 469340

>>469310
I know it seems crazy, but it's a direction Kiki could go in that aligns with her moral values. It seems like she wants to take a different path, but unless she picks something and sticks to it, she'll continue to wander.

No. 469382

>>469340
It'd be a flop.
The only thing Kiki could ever profit off of at this point is raw honesty. Videos about her past, about growing up a cyber prostitot, real true accounts and moving forward from her past. Nobody is interested in anything else because the majority knows she's a horrid person.

The Dr. Phil direction is all she's got left, she's failed at everything else. Pull a bunch of stuff out of your ass but we all know it's true. She's incapable of being chill, relatable, and genuine. You can practically see her melting.

No. 469840

>>469382
this, and a bit of (decent) vlogging, and she'd have a thriving channel I reckon.

No. 469846

>>469382
>>469840

Shenwould never make a truth video because then she would have to admit she was wrong, which she can’t do. Kiki has spent the last decade convincing herself she’s a victim, but the truth is everything that has happened to her is her own fault or her parents’ fault. She would never do that to herself.

No. 469864

The risk of it flopping is to high for her to ever take that risk, Can you imagine how sad & pathetic that would be? How would that even play out ? “I was myspace famous & it fucked me up now i’m a balding wannabe actress“
it worked for jeffree star & his RACISM video because he still has a legion of brain dead fans unlike keeks

No. 469891

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She should just get a regular fucking job, and completely stop with the fame chasing. Kota was a fluke and got lucky, Kaka has been at it for years now and nothing has stuck. Its fine to do this all as a hobby, but its not getting her anywhere in life. She failed acting,DJing,modelling,Jewelry brand and youtube and now all thats left is "creative writing" ( Book ) which will tank too and leave her in a hole.


If home girl keeps it up she'll be some jobless 30 yr old living in her parents basement still screeching about the haters.

No. 469946

>>469864
wtf are you even on about?
>>469891
of course koots was a fluke. she only got there due to shoops and stayed due to contractual obligation/being resigned cause of public interest. she's basically a freakshow to gawk at, which is how they'd treat kaka since she's not a pure waif-ey white girl.

No. 470290

After what she just did to her fans (patreons), dissapearing with no warning like nothing ever happened, I have a hard time believing she can recover from that…

No. 470301

>>469891
When did she say anything about creative writing/wanting to be a writer?

No. 470363

>>470301

Lol, she didn't.

Creative writing ( writing a book ) is one of the arts she hasn't tried yet to seek fame with. It just seems like she's going down the list of all arts hoping one will stick and make her rich and famous.

No. 470555

>>469012
I agree. Also, I honestly doubt the make up artists are using cruelty free make up or using cruelty free brushes in these behind the scenes photos.

No. 470638

>>469012
Dude IDK, there are a LOT of cheap worldwide cruelty free brands like Catrice, Inglot, Essence, Wet n' Wild, etc. and for basic cleaning supplies you can always go to Lush where you can find soap, shampoo, toothpaste and a shiton of other things you use on daily basis I mean, I live in a difficult country and still can afford this cheap brands. If Kiki doesn't wears Cruelty Free makeup is pure lazyness and double standard speech, like her peacock "vegan/cruelty free" feathers earrings.

No. 470730

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Damn Nuck Figgers, who pissed in your Cheerios?

No. 470733

>>470730
edgy.

- but kind of surprised that kiki hasn't deleted those yet.

No. 470788

>>470730
anon you need a new line, it’s old.

No. 470818

>>470730
I…feel like she might have posted these herself. Whenever someone comes out of the blue like this all belligerent, I can't help but think it's an Ostrenga trying to prove how meenie-weenie da haturz are. This just reads like some spergchan shit.

No. 470881

>>470818
True, not to mention it always seems to happen when Kiki starts getting boring and people begin to forget about her.

No. 470986

>>470730
She might have posted this herself so she has a reason to say she's a victim.

There's barely any activity on her videos to warrant extremely specific hate posts that have that outdated Ostrenga style.

No. 471091

>>470986
I agree. She tightly controls all of her content and tries to police everyone else’s…this shit makes no sense. And I can definitely see her using a race-based handle.

>>470788
As in my response? Well give me a suggestion cause this shit is way past salty.

No. 471138

>>470986
this feels like deja vu, like we've seen this exact account name "harrasing" her before.

No. 471141

>>469840
A thriving channel would also require her to regularly upload videos, which we know she isn't capable of since she already failed with her patreon (btw how is this doing? Is it dead?)

No. 471144

>>470818
Personally I gotta say - aside from repetition, spamming and Gore images - I kind of enjoy the sperg-Chan way of flaming. If she wouldn't be so fixated on being a ~vegan feather fairy goddess~ desu uwu, she could've easily build up a channel on that sperging about idk what. I mean even Trisha build up a channel on being an obnoxiously whining fat fuck. Still it would require kaka to not piss on her fans the same way though.

No. 471346

>>471144
Agreed, I just want to see her go balls to the wall with her sperg-chan personality. Start a drama YouTube channel and just rant, she would get that Kiki Kannibal popularity back pretty quickly. saged

No. 471397

>>471346
Ugh, as entertaining as that'd be, that massive sense of pride she has makes it physically impossible for her to let herself be seen as anything other than that empathetic vegan warrior image that she tries so hard to push.
Kiki's internet presence would probably be a lot easier if she could just let people take the piss out of her without the theatrics - or hell, even do it herself for once. I don't think I've ever seen her make fun of herself without it being some weird attempt to actually give herself a compliment (correct me if she has though!) It's funny how much she wants to be seen as quirky and ~*t0tally randum*~ but girl can't seem to take a joke at her own expense every once in a while without wanting to hyperventilate into an eco-friendly, reusable bag. She needs to loosen up. People with an enormous following usually have to develop some kind of backbone and be able to take the occasional flack that comes their way. Two totally different leagues here, but how many times do you think that someone like Pewdiepie or whatever gets some rando in their inbox making death threats? And here we have Kiki writing near essay-length outbursts because some girl said her hair was thin in a passing YouTube comment. I don't think someone with such a fragile mental constitution is made for the internet.

No. 471398

>>471397
Holy fuck, pardon the rant. I did not mean to go on for that long, my b.

No. 471943

>>471397
True, and this is what has always baffled me about Kiki and Dakota. They want to be famous, but they don't want ANY criticism. Fame comes with criticism. Which one is it? Do you want to fulfill your lifelong dream of being Kiki Kardashian? Sage for rant

No. 472148

i’d love to see Kiki live stream again, on younow. I think she could build quite a following on there.

No. 472884

>>472880
Go away kaka.

No. 472900

>>468182
still dying over this

No. 472998

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>>471943
flashback When I was a little kid in elementary school.. I was big into the spice girls. Anyway, I decided that I too wanted fame. I had an asshole kid friends and they'd go all out, by jerks, say mean things and make me cry. Then they'd say that shit… that you just said HURR DURR I THOUGHT YOU WANTED FAME?! FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVE TO HEAR IT ALL THE TIME! (please put me out to pasture. This story is over)(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 473003

>>472900
you're still dying over a post with no replies from 12 days ago? you need more excitement in your life anon.

No. 473270

Throwback

No. 473302

>>473270
>Horizon milk
>Cocoa Krispies
So much for being vegan since she was a little kid, I guess.

No. 473341

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Sage for no contribution, but I performed a little meitu magic on her nose, and realized she would look one thousand times better if she had a simple nose job. Not even a turned up button nose, just straightening the bridge and reducing the tip. I'm not saying that surgery is always the way, but it makes her look much less haggard.

No. 473354

Sage for no contribution but back in my scene days , I had a kinda popular scene boyfriend who cheated on me with her and i always get a kick watching her slowly fade into obscurity these days lol.

No. 473373

>>473354
She deserves it for all the drama and complaining she does. Lol besides, everyone has seen her old videos on stickam. Karma has made Keeks her bitch.

No. 473387

sage for reaching, but i saw this short film lately and it perfectly portrays kaka… it's about a girl who doesn't have any real talent or passion, but desperatly trying to be famous through different things. the main character even looks a lot like her. in the end she gained popularity on yt thanks to the video where she cries about how shitty her life is, as some of you guys suggested might be a great opportunity for kiki, lol.

No. 473406

>>473302
It's already been debunked several times, sometimes by her own words so I don't know why she keeps pushing this charade. I guess she thinks if she deletes everything people will forget or won't question her.

No. 473465

>>451592
>>473341
Idk man I kinda like her beak, the nose you made has 0 character

No. 473521

>>473270
Copyright claimed by ostrenga the stranga

No. 473536

>>473521
Lmao, too bad people have it saved and will upload it again…

No. 473553

>>473521
>>473536


I feel like people should do what they did with Onision and just have a website dedicated to old videos/new.

Kiki or Dakota ( cause it could be either or taking shit down) have proven they'll just keep copyrighting shit till the end of time. Its been 5 years an they still care about stupid old scene videos being up online, even if they only rake in 15 views.

No. 473558

>>473553
Hey, this is a great idea. If anyone knows how to contact the newfag.science anon (they're usually in the Onionthread but I don't want to risk the pasture by talking about Kiki&Kota there) I can give them what I've saved to upload on the site

No. 473567

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>>473270
>>473521
>>473536
Kiki or Dakota got the videos uploaded taken down. Here's the screenshot. Also, I have saved a TON of their videos. I will upload more.

No. 473586

>>473558
admin@newfag.science

No. 473601

>>473465
If she needs a big hump nose to have character, that shows a lot about her shitty personality. It doesn't have character. It's a beak. If she was a nice person at heart it would draw a lot of attention away from any negative features, especially because she's not horribly ugly in the first place.

No. 473606

>>473341
Anon, the nose you made is so cute! Also gives her the ~youthful elf~ look she's striving for.

No. 473645

>>473601
This. If Kiki were okay with her nose then she would have never written her text wall about her self esteem and her “friend” who got a nose job and wasn’t happy with it.

Although I don’t understand why her parents are willing to give her $5K for a shitty puppet movie but they can’t get her some plastic surgery/cosmetic procedures to make her look less dehydrated and sallow.

No. 473648

>>473567
Kiki confirmed for still lurking lolcow then I guess.


Merry Christmas keeks.

No. 473696

File: 1512870524035.jpg (6.03 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_0256.JPG)

Who else thinks Keeks having shorter hair like this looks good on her? Her hair looked healthy here, compared to what it looks like now & the candid pics at Walmart.

No. 473714

>>473696
It does make her look a bit prettier, actually. I know all the hair talk and suggestions are worthless, but it really would look so much better with just a few layers in it. If only.

No. 473745

>>473696
She also put more effort into her hair then so it looked better. Her hair is thin but just a few layers even like Jennifer Aniston's basic style would make her hair look much livelier. She has that weird paranoia about her hair and haters telling her to cut it because they're jealous but I think it also has something to do with how bad she fucked it up during her scene days.

No. 473746

I think her hair looks better short because it's so fine that when it's longer and has more weight to it. it is literally weighed down where on the other hand when it's shorter it weighs less and has more volume or appears to have more volume anyway

No. 473818

>>473696
fuck my eyes
learn to take a screenshot

No. 473841

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Look who got my account suspended.

No. 473872

>>473841
She can request to take down videos she is in, but not ones she isn't in.

No. 473910

>>473872
YouTube doesn’t care, seriously. Half the claims the Ostrengas has filed were technically bullshit, but YouTube sides with the video creator/copyright owner almost every time.



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