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No. 45587

Ophelia (Although she changes her name, personality, friends, interests and life story every two years) is a MFC lolcow like non other. Prepare yourself children, for the lolcow of all lolcows

Links:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/List_of_Camwhores#Ophelia-chan
wwww.realhousewivesoftheinternet.tumblr.com
https://twitter.com/MishaMayfair
http://www.xvideos.com/video8967907/intro_to_misha_mayfair_s_videos

No. 45588

IIRC her real name is Laura, she did period blood fetish shit [x] years ago and sucked on a tampon and when people on 4chan found out it blew the fuck up, she used to trip on /r9k/ (where she received quite a following) and /cgl/, and now she's a gyaru and a camwhore.
Oh, and she was friends with Eva Braun, another r9k/cgl trip until something happened and now they're sworn enemies.
Anything else?

No. 45592

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>>45588
Her friends never last longer than a year or so because she's a psycho. Stay tuned, there's ever so much more, I've been following her since 08.

No. 45594

omgggg
i forgot
there was some drama with her and megan yesterday. she made a sarcastic comment about shooping on one of megan's photos,and then megan or one of her whiteknights started sending her random hate.

No. 45597

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>>45591

Thanks for providing deets, but if she was 14-16 in this picture, should we really have that on the board?

No. 45598

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After years of trawling /B/, our ophelia wanted to venture out into pastures new, as she wasn't getting enough attention, obviously.

At the age of 16 she was kicked out of her home after having a sexual affair with her father. She went to live with a drug dealer in the cosy armpit of England.

Ophelia wanted more attention now she decided her crazy slut days were behind her (if only she knew). She became a lolita for about two months, stepped on a lot of toes.

From what I understand, she instigated drama with her then lolita friends. Unsurprisingly nobody wanted to be around her, especially after proclaiming proudly that she has (see; lying) Schizophrenia, Anorexia, Bulimia, BPD, and pretty much anything that was popular that month.
She also dipped her toe into cosplay for a bit of attention, but found that everyone was such a meanie and she never ever had anything to do with it :(

No. 45599

>>45597
She lied to have the images removed. She's 21 now, the images were taken in 2011, do the maths.

No. 45600

>>45599
*22 sorry

No. 45601

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>>45594
Ophelia was doing what she does best, being a psycho and picking unsolicited fights while she preaches about how much she hates bodyshaming and girl hate

No. 45603

>>45598
wait, her biological father? or just stepfather

No. 45605

>>45599

Just making sure. It's not like it hasn't happened before.

No. 45606

>>45601
it was hella funny tho she started whining afterwards about the response she got
but man…you started it??

No. 45608

>>45606
She's such a coward that she loves throwing out shit but as soon as it comes back to her she always protests she's being bullied.

Ask anyone in the cosplay or lolita scene!

She's not a gyaru any more, now she's painfully failing to look 'hipster' by taking Valium and going to vice parties. It's so cringy

No. 45610

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>>45603
never thought to ask when I saw it posted on /cgl/ a few years back. I assume her bio father. She comes from a family of pikeys in the north of england so it's no surprise really.

No. 45614

>>45608
Ugh she tries so hard that I'm embarrassed

No. 45616

>>45588
She's also gone by Lauren, Olivia, Lucy and Lia. She changes her name every time she starts shit, plays the victim and people realise what a shithead she is

No. 45619

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No. 45621

>>45619
She actually looks pretty cute here though.

No. 45622

Finally! Someone more retarded and interesting than Peter.

I mean, you can't do worse than incest.

No. 45623

>>45621

She really does

But wow, dat blur tool

No. 45625

>>45623
the shine lol

No. 45630

>>45621
Her edited pictures are fine, but most have either crazy blur or the contract is so high you can't any texture in her skin.

She's very eager to boast that she used copious quantities of hardcore drugs, so that's probably why she has bad skin and wrinkles sans photoshoop

No. 45632

>>45623
>>45623
>>45630
>>45621
When u consider how much she shoops, it seems fishy that she'd be on megans dick for it.

No. 45633

>>45601
>Goth
>Just black lipstick and black normalfag clothes
>wut

No. 45636

>>45591
No she's actually 15 in these.

No. 45637

>>45599
She's 21 and those were from 2009 not 2011.

No. 45638

>>45630
3edgy5me who even wants to brag about shitty skin wtf

No. 45639

>>45637
>>45636
Evidence? Pretty sure she would use that to lie herself out of a hole

No. 45640

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I don't think her skin looks bad now as much as it did in OP.

No. 45641

>>45639
Googling her old stickham handle only takes you to CP sites might be good proof.

No. 45644

>>45640
Thats a lower quality web camera though, you can't see any of her skin texture unless a photo is taken with a camera or at least an iphone.

She's ageing incredibly fast for a '21 year old'

Those red extensions are hideous, ergh

No. 45645

If
>>45591
>>45599
>>45600

Are all the same person, I'm pretty sure it's CP. The age she supposedly is in the pics have changed 3 times now. 4 if you count the age she claimed to have been, which, I'm not putting it past her, but would kind of be weird to lie about seeing as it's illegal either way.

No. 45647

>>45641
>>45645

Whats her old stickham handle?
I'll take the photos down if I can see clear evidence.
Seems almost irrelevant though that we can't clearly tell so we're clutching at straws for the facts. In my country this is not illegal, but I can understand concerns of other posters.

No. 45648

>>45645
I don't know why some people are so insistent on posting and keeping around CP.

No. 45649

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Daaaaym her tits are so small but droopy like half filled bags of sand.

No. 45650

>>45648
I'm >>45647
I'll delete it if I have evidenced cause for concern

No. 45652

>>45647
google ophelia immortal stickham

No. 45653

>>45647

Even if 16 is the age of consent in your country, posting nudes of people under 18 online is still considered CP

No. 45655

>>45653
I don't think the poster understands the difference between consent to sex and CP.

No. 45657

>>45653
In my country all ages of nude photographs are legal.
I will check anons claim and if I deem it to be viable I will happily delete the image.
The only resistance I feel in deleting is because this girl has lied so much in the past

No. 45658

>>45657
I don't think you'll find a single country with sexual images of children as something legal.

No. 45659

>>45652
My apologies, looks like you're right or at the very least I don't want to compromise the legality of other posters viewing this

No. 45662

>>45658
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_regarding_child_pornography

Actually there are lots of countries.
I'm in Malaysia.

No. 45663

I remember the fight she had against Dolores/Lolichan a couple years ago on unichan.
She was talking about how everyone was making fun of Dolores because her tits were behind her back and about how she was actually getting an education instead of stripping on cam like Dolores (that was before she became a camwhore herself ofc).
They have become friends since this episode (maybe because Ophelia went full feminism like Dolores).

No. 45664

>>45662
That's disturbing.

No. 45665

>>45663
But Ophelia has been stripping off for at least 7 years now, when did she conveniently decide for all of a week she was high and mighty?

No. 45912

>>45587
>>45592
holy shit, she's got some massive nasolabial folds already.

No. 45915

>>45649
nah theyre not that small

theyre just pretty droopy

No. 45922

>>45665
It was at the time Lolichan started doing MFC pretty much. She came to fight over who was the better crackyfag I guess.
Yeah, she claimed to be so high and mighty and above all that…then she ended up on MFC too

No. 46234

>>45922
If anything she's worse because she's also fucking for pay.

It's funny how she brags about trips abroad but conveniently never posts photos, and brags about how much she's earning but still lives in a small house and wears cheap tack.

My guess is that she spends all her money on hard drugs and makes up all the expensive ventures to justify not having much. Plus I don't think even the best paid MFC whores get that much

No. 46235

>>45649
Anyone else thinking that her breasts look just like that sadfrog meme?

No. 46236

>>45601
Wow she can't even clear up her alcohol and drugs off the nightstand before taking a photo. So hot, very mess.

No. 46237

>>46234
She posts pictures on FB of her trips to different countries so I wouldn't say she's lying about them.

No. 46238

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>>46234
Her house looks nice and I've never heard her mention or seen any evidence of hard drugs you're reaching now.

No. 46251

>>45588
Eva brauns a bandwagoning cunt it understandable that she doesn't want to be friends with her. She's currently on the boiz r so pitiful boiz need luv n help after she hopped off the man-hating self exclaimed misandrist wagon.

No. 46252

>>46238
Does she live with a sugar daddy?

No. 46255

>>46252

She's gay brah'.

No. 46264

>>46255
Doesn't mean you can't have a sugar daddy.

No. 46272

>>46251
You kidding, Eva's always been an MRA which is infuriatingly worse.
>>46238
The shoop is strong with this one, damn girl slow down on the blur tool.
Also the house looks tiny and tacky/cheap, you have appalling taste. Have you really managed to miss her 360blazeit.com or OMG I LOVE VALIUM SO MUCH posts? Every other post of hers is about drugs.
>>46255
>>46252
>>46264
She's Bi and she does have a sugar daddy and also a girlfriend who doesn't know. She also posted that she fucks her dealer.

No. 46274


No. 46317

>>46272
You're going to have to post some caps to back these claims up so it's at least entertaining.

No. 46324

>>46272
Erm no. If you even just google her online profiles or Eve. Go through cgl/r9k archives there's plenty galore about her self labelling as a misandrist and saying "it's different from feminism".

No. 46325

>>46324
In the earlier days not recent.

No. 46330

>>46324
She's hilariously cringey in her own right.

No. 46334

>>46236
Where is the drugs?

No. 46665

>>46317
Go on her damn blog yourself, don't be so lazy, I don't have to spoon feed you do i?
Try;
www.realhousewivesoftheinternet.tumblr.com/tagged/drugs
www.realhousewivesoftheinternet.tumblr.com/tagged/valium

Or just scroll through for literally two seconds

>>46324
Eva Braun is ridiculously stupid for somebody who goes to Oxford for college. She just swings from one stupid ideology to the next without much thought

No. 46768

>>46665
Generally if you want to discuss drama on here you give caps of some form and those links were hardly lolcow worthy.

No. 54956

>>46252
She's fucking the landlord for a room after her ex kicked her to the curb

No. 54991

>>54956
How do you know that?
Where's the caps of this drama?

No. 55015

>>54956
Proof

No. 55271

>>54991
She thought she was queen of our friend group until all of us decided we were done with her shit, AMA

No. 55301

>>55271
Op of the thread here, this but 2009-10, ama, all her old friends sigh at the mention of her name.

so what mental illnesses does she claim to have? has she told you about how she loved fucking her dad and her incest abortion baby?

No. 55305

>>55301
Nah she kept all her new friends in the dark about any incest/beastiality/tampon eating because that wouldn't be chanel. Obviously we all knew but whatever, her personality was the dealbreaker.

No. 55309

>>55305
I never heard about bestiality shit, moar plz

did she ever have those enormous baby-trantrums where she would cry about the most inane thing? She used to get super buttfrustrated about this lolita I'll only refer to as 'BM' (if she's told you about her you'll imediately know). Anyway she started a crying fit about BM copying her by naming a drawing 'Ophelia'
>Implying every special snowflake on the internet doesn't go by 'Ophelia'/'Ebony darkness dementia way'/'Bambi'/'Sakura'
>I mentioned that Ophelia is a popular pseudonym for online Identities
>"BUT ANON CHAN, THATS MY REAL NAME!"

I knew her mam, but she always insisted they were her foster family, even though her whole family look JUST like her.

Like you, I didn't think I cared about her past drama because what I heard was pre-2010 and I thought she changed. I should have listened to the anons on Cracky House because she was and is forever batshit mc cray. I still can't stop myself from watching her dramu play out from afar tho.

Whats up with her pretending she's some black hip hop wife these days?rofl

No. 55311

>>55309
Who wasn't a special snowflake at 15/16?

No. 55312

>>55311
She's still a special snowflake and she's like 24 or some shit by now

No. 55313

>>55312
21 since she was 15/16 in 2009/10

No. 55328

>>55271

Tell. Us. EVERYTHING.

Also, what's the beef with her and Eva Braun A.K.A. Amber Janko?
Also like every other emale involved in cosplay/lolita she seems to end up having beef with.

No. 55335

>>55309
>>55328
Look up the stickam video, the description mentions her giving head to a dog.

Yeah, she was a fucking cow when she didn't get her way. So many tantrums. She also has to 1up everyone and gets visibly flustered when she can't.
She used to brag about going to the gym every day and how much she was lifting, dragged me along a couple of times, got a trainer to show us how to squat then literally fell on her ass using a kettlebell as I did a perfect bar squat. She looked at me like I was shit on her shoe, it was delicious.

Actually not familiar with BM, she only ever cried about how victimized she was by Annie/Amber/Vivi.
re: Amber stuff, I don't know or care about their initial drama beyond shitposting each other but they patched things up by May '13. We dropped by Amber's room briefly and there was a miscommunication when we went to go change in our own room and Amber thought she and her friends were invited. They showed up at our door and were turned away because the room was full enough as it was, Amber flipped her shit because she paid for a cab from one end of the Excel centre to the other (???) to meet us and then tensions were high all weekend. Amber kept storming off from all the meets. That was literally it, it escalated so hard because they couldn't stop flaming each other after the fact. It flares up a couple times a year when Amber runs her mouth on cgl or tumblr and Laura perpetuates it because attention. Honestly they're as bad as each other.

She used to bitch about Charms for making camming her whole identity and how stupid it was, but now posts publicly about being a sex worker on tumblr and facebook. Oh and her 2k/mo claim is bullshit. She isn't as popular as she likes to make everyone think and frequently has to stop shows because no one is tipping.
She planned to go to Denmark and Japan last summer. She spunked all her money in Denmark, came back broke as shit and begging us all for money. We'd just moved into a new place and were still paying out the ass getting settled and that was near the final straw. She would hit up her neckbeard of choice and exchange nudes for money, which she then spent on alcohol and fancy foreign snacks. We kicked her out not long after, she moved back in with mummy, found her current place on gumtree minutes before term started and now spends every penny prettying herself up because her room only costs a biweekly blowjob. Like really, who lives with their "landlord".

She's fucking disgusting as well. You've seen her nightstand in pictures but that is just how she lives. When I met her she lived in a shoebox room that you couldn't walk around for the sheer volume of trash. Her ex and I once spent 3-4 hours clearing half the room so we could rearrange the table, and that wasn't a touch on the shit under and down the side of the bed. The day she moved out she left me and another friend to sort through it so she could go drinking.
Once we got a new place I was sleeping on the couch for a while. She'd come in every morning and clatter plates around just to wake me up, then stock up on snacks and park herself on my couch, steadily scattering trash around her (if anyone was wondering how she got so fat btw), and she sat on her ass for so long straight that when she finally got up she'd just reveal this trash nest beneath her that I'd have to clear up myself if I wanted to sleep. She'd also try to argue if I asked her to sit on the other couch so I could sleep.
One time she made a pot noodle at my old place, I asked her to clean up the peas and noodle water she'd left all over the counter and she starts making excuses, waits til I'm out of the room then says "she could've asked without being a bitch." That same weekend we ordered pizza and she was tearing the crust off and throwing it across the room without looking as she stuffed her face. Who behaves like that in someone else's house? She must be legit autistic to think the way she acts is acceptable.

No. 55339

Misha is like the Russian version of Mike lol

No. 55368

>>55335

ily.
more.

No. 55379

>>55335

>she used to bitch about Charms for making camming her whole identity and how stupid it was


wtf she's never even spoken to Charms.

Does anybody seriously actually bitch about these people irl? I've only ever done it online. That's just sad.

No. 55380

>>55335
wow! tell me more about this chav princess! i'm absolutely loving this.

>she was tearing the crust off and throwing it across the room without looking as she stuffed her face


not only was she too good for the crust but she also threw it across someone else's home????!! amazing. tell me more

No. 55381

>>46272
She doesn't have a girlfriend. She has a boyfriend who lives in Germany, who doesn't know that she's fucking her landlord and now shes fucking a guy who she used to claim was harassing her, but he's the only person giving her attention now so they're suddenly bffs.

No. 55420

>>55335
This was everything I wanted to hear and more.
How the fuck does she think it's okay to throw pizza crusts across a room? Wtf is wrong with her??

No. 55424

>>55271
Ex friend chan I have some questions for you, for more delicious lolcow milks;

1) what was the last straw? What made you decide 'fuck this'? Deats on events surrounding this time period are equally delicious
2) what were your first inklings that she was batshit? Did you know about her Internet history when you met her?
3) other ex friend anon talks about crying fits, do you have any stories?
4) was her 'anorexia' or 'alcoholism' (that seems exaggerated bc she boasts about them and changes mental disorders frequently, as prevalent as she makes it out to be?
5) are you still amicable? If she knew that her tumblr got traffic from here are you in any danger if she sees this thread?

Thanks for your input, I haven't had a good ophelia milking since cracks house died

No. 55425

Why doesn't she have an ED page is all I'm saying

No. 55432

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Still need to find this video…

No. 55437

>>55335
lmao you lived on a sofa and cammed but still feel you're superior? This whole group is hilarious.

No. 55442

>>55437
Hey this isn't fair, you gotta do what you gotta do. If your issue isn't with lia's god awful personality and lulzy past, you seeing the forest for the trees.

No. 55443

>>55432
That room looks like a crack den

No. 55444

>>55442
Who is a lulcow if not all of these stupid people? Who had to do what they had to if not anyone in any kind of situation like this? She's just as dumb.

No. 55451

>>55432
hahah this is the girl trying to talk shit now

No. 55453

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The girl in the OP picture kind of looks like Piratetoaster.

Is it her?

No. 55456

>>55444
>tact is generally applied if you want to hear more shit
You're either Ophelia or not from here

No. 55458

>>55456
Or someone whoever knew these people on /cgl/.

No. 55461

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>>55443
shame she doesn't use her cambux to fix her tits

No. 55469


No. 55477

>>55458
well either way >>55437 needs to stfu for the greater good

No. 55480

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>>55453
yeah that's PT

No. 55482

>>55461
come on. have we really been subjected to so much plastic women? All women has kind of saggy breasts. You can do some peck exercises to fix it, but some are just naturally droopy. Her breasts arent that bad. She should def work out more though.

No. 55484

>>55482
i don't mean plastic, i've seen plenty of other girls with good natural tits, it's just a shame hers make her look like she's 60 or so

No. 55485

>>55482
Saggy tits detected

No. 55486

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I'm just an outsider, but judging from her tumblr I'm gonna go out on a wing and say she has a personality disorder.
She completely swings personality from one post to another.

If ExFriend Chan is being honest about this girls delusional Queen Bee attitude, it would certainly explain all the self importance on her tumblr. seems weird that despite few followers and rarely ever notes on any of her own posts that aren't of her tits, she still thinks she's hot shit.

The anons she sends herself are pretty sad too.

No. 55487

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Said no one ever

No. 55491

>>55486
Wow, people really buy those tacky sweaters? Does she have any taste of her own or does she literally just see shit on tumblr and think 'i'll just be that'

No. 55501

>>55486
I seriously hate people who use the word bae like nothing else.

No. 55503

>>55484
She could probably get a natural life. I've seen them in before and after pictures. It does make a big difference.

No. 55504

>>55503
meant natural lift * damn it

No. 55505

>>55485
Yours sag a bit too, hunny

No. 55509

>>55505
That's funny because last time I checked I don't have tits.
Keep trying, and welcome to Lolcows Ophelia, enjoy your long and gruelling stay

No. 55525

Top kek, woke up to a barrage of angry messages.

>>55437
FYI your choice to judge people by their circumstances rather than their actions says more about you than I could, Laura. And if you really wanna make it a pissing contest, don't come for me while you're still living in the same squat conditions as when we met. Have you just been here all night?

No. 55527

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>>55525
Preach it

No. 55532

>>55525
Post caps pls

No. 55540

>>55525
But if she lives with the guy who she sucks dick why would it be a squat?

No. 55541

>>55432
I can't make sense of that room at all.

No. 55547

Well, isn't Lia's former best friend now dating her ex. Everyone Lia comes into contact with is just odd, if ExFriend Chan is her former best friend who she cammed with then it seems a bit hypocritical to be dragging her. Ophelia is just boring now, I'm waiting on her to fail uni or drop out or something else spectacularly lulzy

No. 55549

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>>55547
I found exfriends mfc name and the things google is giving me are bizzare.

No. 55553

>>55549
Laura pls, you can't berate someone for trying out camming when you've made it literally your whole identity. Go back to sticking ice up your ass for pennies.

No. 55554

>>55553
>implying this info isn't available to anyone

No. 55555

>>55549
what do you expect from someone who lived and hungout with Ophelia though. Lia infects people with her craziness

No. 55556

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>>55555
It gets worse the more I look.

No. 55557

>>55555
She only has 1-2 friends left. She's driven away everyone in the cosplay/lolita/gyaru community so now she's scraping the bottom of the friend bucket for people just as fucked up as her.

No. 55560

>>55556
>4/5 men just chilling in the bg
Ahaha same

No. 55564

This thread has now turned into Ophelia desperately trying to move the focus onto Piratetoaster and her ex friend. It's pathetic.

No. 55566

>>55564
I searched archives and found stuff this is lolcow afterall I don't know what you would expect to happen. Link related.

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=mishamayfair

No. 55573

>>55557
She doesn't have 1-2 friends left, she cut and burns ties bi annually and starts again

No. 55575

>>55564
This
I don't give a shit what Lia has to say, she's crazy af please gtfo

No. 55577

>>55573
Probably lacking a steady sense of self.

No. 55580

>>55487
This is like Kiki trying to force that "Kira Kira Princess" shit lmao

No. 55581

>>55573
I use the term friend very loosely, more like 1-2 people she's fucking

No. 55582

>>55580
I googled it and it lead me to some motherless gallery someone uploaded of her.

No. 55588

Man, part of me actually felt a little bit sorry for Laura in the beginning, but now…. yeah, nah.

>>55549
>>55556

Go suck a tampon Lia.

No. 55589

>>55582

Aha so it does.

http://motherless.com/GM10EAA14

>implying she didn't make this herself.

No. 55593

>>55589
I doubt it, look at the users other activity.

No. 55594

>>55588
To be fair this is lolcow if you don't expect people to find stuff you've done maybe it's best to stay anonymous considering anyone could be posting on here it wasn't hard at all to work out who she was.

No. 55595

>>55556
>camming naked with friends right behind you
how low can you go?

No. 55596

>>55595
I can't help but wonder what they must have been thinking so much secondhand embarassment.

No. 55599

http://motherless.com/G10EAA14/2050B72

the fake moaning and beating that clit omfg it looks so painful

these camgirls have no fucking idea how to fake it

i dont know why guys pay for this

No. 55602

>>55599
The worst part is there are girls who don't even try at all and still get paid for it, camming is a mystery. It's even more crazy when you see girls being fucked by fucking machines not reacting at all. Video related: http://www.xvideos.com/video7565811/blonde_camgirl_boring_masturbates_when_noone_enter_private_show

No. 56850

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I just flicked through her ~professional mfc twitter~ and she uploaded a picture of herself on the toilet having a piss. what the hell is wrong with this girl?

No. 56851

>>55556
She really needs to work out more. That soft everything.

No. 56852

>>55599
Guys who watch this/pay for this probably watch porn too. Those women are nasty and fake everything. I dont even know why a woman wants to go into porn knowing everything she does is fake and for the entertainment of men. That shit is boring.

No. 56854

>>56850
Is there anything we could report her twitter for?
An anon said a few threads ago that we should look into contacting her parents about her new 'career' but if this thread is anything to go by, they probably don't give a fuck.

No. 56859

>>56854
What's the point in reporting her to anything?

No. 56861

>>56859
Seeing her reaction

No. 56863

>>56861
There's a line between someone being a lolcow and just harassing someone.

No. 56913

>>56863
Are u new m8?

anyway…We're not harassing her, if she's not violating any rules there wouldn't be a result anyway.

No. 57096

>>56913
I'm not new but it's been said loads before in other threads that reporting people just stops being able to follow them.

No. 57107

I'm confused I always thought her name was Lia and that was why she went by Ophelia-chan. Is her name really Laura?

Also does anyone have the link to her old-ass video where she's having some kind of demented tea party in her room with a cat? Also she writes something about Cracky being queen during this video. It's from 2009

No. 57116

>>57107
She changes her 'real' name every two to three years. Nobody knows her real name.

Lmao at the idea of that video tho, I would give my left kidney to see that shit

No. 57118

>>57107
She hasn't used those screen names in years so that's probably why it's confusing.

No. 57130

>>56913
Are YOU new?
like >>57096 said, if you go out of your way to report and harass lolcows, they'll eventually either a. run out of steam and stop posting/delete their accounts, b. go full crazy and you'll always feel a pang of guilt when you look at them, none of which are as fun as just sitting back and watching the drama unfold organically.

No. 57134

>>57130
>Implying Lia hasn't already gone full crazy by eating tampons, fucking her dad, fucking a dog and having no real consistent identity or personality

No. 57135

>>57134
>>57130
>>57096
>>56913
>>56863
>>56854
This reads like a boardroom meeting between CEO's at some kind of lolcow dairy hq.

So what is the right and /ethical/ approach to milking lolcows for more drama? We established she has a lot of personal beef, how do we extract this into typical lolcow public drama?

Goddammit I need a 10% increase in lols by the end of the week or this cow's going out to pasture.

No. 57136

>>57135
I also feel like this isn't so much a lolcow situation but personal drama. I'm unsure of how it translates to traditional cow values.

>>57134
ThOse events are now over 5 years old.

No. 57147

>>57136
She's been just as mental in the past 2 or so years. See ex-friend chans statements further up.

No. 57148

>>55453
It is. Her and Ophelia were bffs up until recently. She must be fucking insane to even scare off someone like PT.

No. 57174

>>57147
But being mental doesn't always make for a lolcow otherwise we could just pick any random mentally ill person and make a thread about them. Maybe it's just me but she isn't scamming people or doing anything really lulzy I just don't see the lolcowness of this.

No. 57247

swami here

personally I don't get the hate for Ophelia

she recently got in contact with me and followed me on twitter / started DMing me and she's very articulated / has her life in order with university and making money on the side with porn (eg cam girling)

No. 57266

>>57247

>swami here


Leave.

No. 57271

>>57266
make me

No. 57274

>>57271

You realise people on this board get slaughtered for trying to tripfag right?

Don't come over here just because your turdheap of a board is failing on 8chan.

No. 57331

>>57274
oh no people are going to say mean words to me

across the internet

No. 57340

>>57247
You have no idea how people like her work. You'd have to know her irl for a sustained period of time.

If you're coming here for attention, you're retarded.

No. 57346

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>>57247
>Somebody as infamously retarded as swami trying to pretend themselves as a good judge of character

No. 57349

>>57340
well, i've known her since 2011 and i haven't had a single bad interaction with her
>>57346
what makes you all qualified to judge her character?

:^)

No. 57351

Swami there are no men here for you to try and get attention off of. Nobody cares about you. Go away.

No. 57352

>>57349
>Talks to somebody on and off online
>b-but guys, even though you all know she's a raging psycho, she's never been mean to me!

Newsflash, world hunger is over because Swami just ate.

If you really wanted to help lia, you'd stop bumping this thread that was otherwise dead, but all you care about is attention.

No. 57354

>>57349
Don't you have better things to do than try and stir up old drama? Namely you have fingers gagging to be stuck down your throat, eh fatty?

No. 57356

>>57352
i have seen no evidence of a lot of the claims about her

and apparently this thread isn't dead because it was being actively talked on before i posted
>>57351
>>57354
wow you guys are so mean :^)

No. 57357

>>57356
The last post before yours was several hours before and the conversation had run dry.

Tell me swami, are you obese because you're retarded?

Life exists outside of the internet, if you even lived in the same continent, the same community, you would have no shortage of people telling you the same story.

Lia is a bully, browse her tumblr and see how she picks fights and then runs away and cries wolf. If any of her victims spoke up they would be subjected to hate campaigns spanning months.

To name one, Bloodmyer's life was ruined by lia. Lia even ASKED bloodmyer to kill herself.

You don't know shit, fuck off back to /fem/ where you can validate your feelings of self worth with other autists and sociopaths

No. 57358

HAHAHA, OH WOW. This is precious. Lia won't admit to posting here so she sent her equally retarded friend to defend her.

Come on guys, if you ignore this shit it goes away. The longer you try and defend yourself, the longer these threads last

No. 57359

oh my fucking god, is swami seriously trying to ruin this place too? i thought this place was going to be free of tripfags.

there is something inherently wrong with people who go out of their way to tripfag on websites that are 99% anonymous

No. 57360

File: 1425525038652.jpg (92.08 KB, 600x443, 1424999731958.jpg)

>>>/b/2925

It looks like babby swami wasn't getting enough attention on /b/ so she's decided she's Laura's bff to garner a shred of attention.

Thats desperate

No. 57364

>>57361
To link posts from other boards, use >>>/boardname/number. So for example, >>>/abc/123. Don't paste the actual link itself.

I edited your link.

No. 57365

>>57364
Thanks, and thanks for doing what you do

No. 57371

>>57368
>I don't know anything about the situation
>here's my opinion.

Farmhands, or mods can you please consider banning Swami before she shits up the place like she did with 8ch and r9k, thnx

No. 57372

File: 1425526152089.jpg (157.86 KB, 400x562, 1385992668865.jpg)

Anyone remember Lia's pastel vomit phase? The pic is from when she used to self post on /cgl/ constantly and can be found archived here

>https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/thread/S7217832#p7220707

No. 57374

File: 1425526431408.jpg (47.05 KB, 528x720, 1386189117034.jpg)

Lest we forget, Lia's gyaru phase

>bonus lulz

>she still uses black vernacular
>she bitches about 'appropriating' black hair with cornrows/afros
>pulls this shit

No. 57375

Does anybody else remember when Ophelia said she was gonna become a model?

No. 57382

>>57375
She says a lot of things, can't follow them up for shit though.

You remember when she won that ~aidoru~ contest on cgl and then it came out about her past? Man that was lulzy. GG laura for drawing attention to your shady internet past

I actually voted for her back then too, HA

No. 57414

>>57274
>Lia is a bully, browse her tumblr and see how she picks fights and then runs away and cries wolf. If any of her victims spoke up they would be subjected to hate campaigns spanning months.

i don't go on tumblr, don't know her tumblr, and don't know who bloodmyer is. i don't know the circumstances or contex, thus i cannot verify what you are saying as fact. until it's proven, it's just catty highschool girl drama
>>57358
i don't even think she knows about this website

i'm only here because there was a thread about me here and other reasons unrelated to stuff
>>57359
>a line of text in a name triggers me and somehow ruins my browsing experience

autism
>>57360
i posted that like 2 days ago on /pt/, and it was moved by a mod
>>57371
>stop being a voice of reason ABLOO BLOO BLOO

No. 57438

>>57414
You aren't a voice of reason. You're pissed that /fem/ fell apart due to the fact that you're a pedo tranny and are trying to make trouble here because nobody on 8chan cares about you anymore. The hype died and nobody here gives a fuck about you or your board. You get told off for derailing threads like anyone else here does because that's how shit goes.

You're shit, your board was shit, nobody cares. Screw off.

No. 57440

>>57438
edgy :^)

No. 57448

File: 1425538698207.jpg (48.82 KB, 450x416, VIP SWAMI.jpg)

>>57440
Kek, you're like lolcow's anti-Tharthan.
The opposite of him personality wise, but just as self obsessed, same desire for drama, and the same spamming of threads that mention anything to do with him.

No. 57458

>>57357
How do you pick a fight online then run away and don't a lot of people say bitchy shit online not to whiteknight but this whole thread is stupid. The irony of calling someone catty on thos board is killing me, did she hurt your feelings anon?

No. 57502

>>57458
apparently i trigger not only beta males, but also beta woman, with my presence

such is life of queen bee / alpha bitch [in the words of hotwheels]

>>57448

no clue who that is. explain.

No. 57518

>>57502
>using the word beta

Do you have any idea of how ridiculous you sound? You're not a queen bee, if you think so you're just as deluded as Laura. You're just a fat tranny who spends all his pathetic life on an Internet presence. There is no one in this whole wide word remotely decent that gives two shits about you.

And if you think Laura is your friend you're shit out of luck. She's riding your spergy coat tails for attention like everyone else she's ever befriended.

No. 57522

>>57518
You're being trolled to death. Who gives a fuck if they're friends they're strangers online getting this mad and involved is very autistic of you.

No. 57528

on phone, don't remember trip
>>57518
edgy :^) why are you so angry that I'm better than you


>>57522
not even trying to troll though

No. 57550

>>57502
>>57528
Prove that you're swami by posting "PT is queen" on twitter or GTFO.

You're probably some butthurt omega from /baphomet/ trying to stir shit, like we give a fuck about swami.

No. 57553

>>57528
you already did the edgy joke bb.

No. 57564

>>57550
swami's obnoxious posting style is very easy to recognize. it seems 100% like her.

No. 57603

>>57553
$ue me
>>57550
i'll confirm when i get home :^)
>>57564
ye, that's what hotwheels has said before

my submissive typing style / tone is very indentifable and i can easily be identified without a trip

No. 57631

>>57603
yes this is me

No. 57646

>such is life of queen bee / alpha bitch [in the words of hotwheels]
>ye, that's what hotwheels has said before

Hey you should namedrop hotwheels a few more times just so everyone is 100% aware that you're bffs with him and are totally a super special butterfly

No. 57650

>>57646
hotwheels is cool
i like hotwheels
he's fun to talk to

cool

hotwheels hotwheels hotwheels

No. 57652

>>57522
one poster here and I haven't been posted yesterday, pretty sure lots of people hate the pair of you, gg tho swammi

I hope that when you get your dick chopped off the doctor forgets to use anaesthesia

No. 57654

>>57652
You're being trolled anon.

No. 57717

>>57654
Swami is just shitposting as usual, thats not trolling, trolling implies some level of humour or deception.

No. 58021

>>58013
Can an admin ban Swami, please? She's obviously being an attention-seeking cunt and we're only feeding her ego.

No. 58025

>>58021
Seconding this.

No. 58027

File: 1425681755502.png (211.37 KB, 803x688, ebinmene.png)

>>58013

>Trying to troll

>By using blue waffle
>In 2015

No. 58049

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No. 58050

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No. 58051

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No. 58056

File: 1425690302466.jpg (121.79 KB, 640x480, 1325101427676.jpg)

Also, she tried to hard.

No. 58057

File: 1425690427117.jpg (31.47 KB, 640x480, 1325097870864.jpg)

Uguu~

No. 58058

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No. 58060

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No. 58083

>>58058
What is on her face? It looks like someone wiped their ass on her.

No. 58098

>>58083
It's period blood.

No. 58103

>>57502
queen bees ridicule others and people have respect for them.
bitch, people make fun of you and we're all insulting you. you're not a queen bee

No. 58145

>>58098
Even four years ago her tits were saggy, that's sad as fuck

No. 58146

>>58145
Why is it always either noses or boobs everyone here complains about?

No. 58147

>>58145
Her tits don't look saggy here though?

No. 58158

>>58146
because half this board is self hating anonymous PULL users here to project their jealousy.

No. 58159

>>58098
CP we've been overe this, someone please clean this up

No. 58160

>>58056
She was actually a really cute kid.

No. 58161

>>58158
That's some YouTube-tier white knighting. Her tits look okay, though.

No. 58162

>>58098
She's 15 here can we stop commenting on CHILDRENS tits this is really creepy.

No. 58165

>>58161
I'm not a whiteknight, it's just something I've noticed.
True, OC has a potato nose but now whenever there's a lolcow, there is something wrong with her nose. If there's nothing wrong with her nose, her tits are the problem.

No. 58168

>>58165
I guess, but why defend her when she's such an annoying person? And it just comes off as personal fan girl rage when you accuse people of being jealous. That's why it's YouTube tier. She's gross and we like drama. Welcome to the internets.

No. 58169

>>58168
I'm not calling anyone jealous or trying to defend her, it's just that there are more concrete reasons why she's gross than her boobs not looking like a porn star's. It's just weird.
Or maybe I'm just being sensitive because mine aren't perfect either, idk.

No. 58171

>>58169
Even pornstars don't have perfect tits and there's nothign wrong with Lia's tits I don't get it. She's not ugly and she has no outward actual internet drama I don't get it.

No. 58174

>>57502
>>57502
>apparently i trigger not only beta males, but also beta woman, with my presence
>such is life of queen bee / alpha bitch [in the words of hotwheels]


How fucking embarassing.

No. 58194

File: 1425737194457.jpg (127.54 KB, 1918x998, ei2o6KX.jpg)

>>58169
Agreed, it's a cheap shot, but I guess what could be said about her character has already been summed up previously. Really the best thing now is to stop talking about her so she can cease to be relevant but she keeps coming back once in a while. A-anyway…I'm sure you're chest is fine. A lot of times we worry too much about dumb things that aren't a big deal.

No. 58295


No. 58313

File: 1425768355938.jpg (52 KB, 720x960, tumblr_mvv6msA6dz1qjyxleo1_128…)

I saw this pic of this girl today and she is the doppelgänger of Ophelia, like Ophelia if she went alternative.

She should do it.

No. 58430

>>58313
who is this

just finished this thread. wow. i didn't understand half of it but if ophelia wasn't so damn nasty she'd be really cute. other than that observation. no. just. no ew

No. 58492

>>58313
i`m sorry, but i love this girl`s hair.

No. 58592

>>58430
That's what being mentally ill I think I mean if she was abused like this thread says hopefully one day she gets better.

No. 58594

>>58313
But Lia is haggard from hard drugs. It's too late for her to look good.
If you ain't already noticed, she has tacky as fuck tastes so she can't really suit any aesthetic, that's why she goes through em so quickly.

No. 60413

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Jesus christ I found this girl that looks like the double of Ophelia and she lives in London too but she lifts so she's like swole Laura and it's freaking me out.

I wonder if they're related.

No. 60680

>>60413
Ophelia has a really common face tbh. She always used to remind me of Julia Stiles sometimes, that kind of round face with small eyes and high cheekbones.
Maybe there's an army of mini Ophelia clones out there, just waiting for their crazy switch to be turned on.

No. 60686

>>60413
who is this and why would you do this to yourself

eh, at least shes healthy i guess

No. 60693

>>60686

>why would you do this to yourself


I don't even know that that's supposed to mean.

She looks great. You want to be weak and powerless?

No. 60695

>>60686
I follow this chick on tumblr. She's a rugby player for her college and likes weightlifting. She's pretty cool. In her old pics, she's always sick, like she has those nose tubes in. I think she looks great, but then again, I'm also into lifting

No. 60723

>>60413
be still my heart

No. 60815

>>60693
i don't think this looks good, no. if it's this or being weak, this by a longshot, but no, i don't think this LOOKS good.

No. 60857

>>60686
Do what to herself? Work out and eat well to gain lots of muscle? She's into lifting and looks fucking great. I dont know what you mean by 'why would you do this to yourself?' anon. Those guns are hot.

No. 60884

>>60857
>>60857
again, she's healthy - that's fantastic, but i don't think it looks good. seriously, if lia looked like this, y'all would be shitting on her and saying she looks manly.

i don't buy that you guys sincerely think this looks good, tbf.

No. 60887

>>60884
>It doesn't fit what society says is attractivw for a female so obviously anyone who says they like is is just lying

You're retarded. Attraction is subjective. Yes, she looks great and those who disagree are entitled to, but saying "I don't believe anyone can find this attractive" is just dumb. Not everyone understand the allure of a strong woman, but there's no need to be an ass about it.

No. 60892

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>>60680
I would disagree about it being common but I can see the Julia thing.

No. 60893

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>>60892
I think.

No. 60990

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>>60893
Those stupid ass tumblr shirts she wears really fucking rattle my cage. Her style is on par with a 2008 narutard, trying to impress a niche group and looking tacky and retarded.
No you're not cool for knowing who sasha grey is, name dropping pornstars is beyond autistic.

Her ratchet ass hair annoys me too, it reminds me of those girls in middle school circa mid 2000's, tryna look alt but being too much of a pussy to commit to they end up doing it in a really blasé boring way. She's kinda like how Jessi Slaughter was when she was 12, but lia has never grown up and developed better taste and continues to bandwagon any trashy fad
pic related

No. 61009

>>60884
Oh no, people arent attracted to what I'm attracted to. It's called opinions and some people do think women with lots of muscles are hot. It's not that uncommon. I can respect how hard she must work out to maintain that body.

No. 61010

>>60990
Holy shit, this is a train wreck.

No. 61020

>>61010
Sorry for poor English skills, I'm German something like this frustration is hard to articulate

No. 61021

>>61020

They mean the trainwreck is the girl in the picture, not your writing. Your writing is fine.

No. 61025

>>61020
Oh my gosh, yes. I mean the photo. Your writing is fine. I apologize if you thought I was insulting your grammar. It's actually really good.

No. 61052

>>60990
She does work in the sex industry so why can't she wear an edgy related shirt if she wants? I really fail to see how this girl is a lolcow or any kind of ugly trainwreck. She might well be a bitch in her personal life but I don't care considering I'm no Saint.

No. 61059

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>>61052

>I really fail to see how this girl is a lolcow or any kind of ugly trainwreck


She was a fucking chan at one point you ugly noob.

She filmed herself wearing her sisters panties, smeared her own menstrual blood on her face and chewed on her used tampons.

She had CP ffs.

No. 61066

>>61059

Oh and by the way when I say "sister" I forgot to include that they were her kid sister's panties.

Pedo's on /b/ requested she wear them and take pics.

Not a lolcow my ass.

No. 61100

>>61066
But that's years old drama which in my opinion just seems sad as opposed to the drama usually posted on here I'm nto a noob this just isn't the norm for a lolcow.

No. 61102

>>61059
This is also 6 year old events which most people on this board have been over and over a long time ago, she stopped being remotely interesting a long time ago.

No. 61195

>>61100
>>61102

Ophelia fuck off.
Nobody here gives enough of a shit to defend you, only to shit on you.

No. 61239

You can't deny she has lolcow potential. She will undoubtedly do something stupid so it's better to already have a thread that's documented her past so that when she provides us with milk again there is somewhere to post about it.
But I'm fairly sure I'm replying to Ophelia herself or one of her followers, if she even has any left.

Also worth noting: she is an integral part of Cracky House and there's plenty of history there if anyone has something archived. She also had a stint at Unichan when the attention started to dry up over at CH and there was major dramu between her and Loli-chan.

No. 70102

File: 1427499580217.png (473.61 KB, 900x2750, 1423970272714.png)

Hey just found your board and have seen that swami was tripfagging here.

Just wanted to inform you that swami got exposed as beeing a male pedophile and his /fem/ board got devasted

No. 70132

>>70102
Is it really a surprise though?

No. 70140

>>70102
Swami's a crazy bitch but I think that's false, I don't think she's JLH. She was probably using it as a Steam name temporarily as some joke or meme or whatever, because JLH was the other /r9k/ attentionwhore.

No. 70191

>>70102
what…the fuck.

No. 70287

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No. 70288

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No. 70289

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No. 70301

>>58313
oh I know her

she's also a hell of a lot hotter

she recovered from an ED and is currently doing circus training

No. 70615

>>70287
The guy in the pic isn't her bf, he's her friend from uni, he's gay. He came to a cgl party, he's lively.

Why are you trying to post about amber? Idgi, she hasn't been relevant for YEARS

No. 70726

>>70132
>>70140
>>70191
lol, just fake made up stuff that the lolcows over at baphomet tried to because i troll them, ayyteam, and GGNA all of the time

so far they have failed to dox me, slander me, and harass me

ayy lmao

they even have an article section on me on the encylopedia page for baphomet where they whine their delicious male tears about me

No. 70739

>>70615
Why don't you whiteknight Swami as well Amb- Oh.

No. 70848

>>58146
because people here are to stupid to realize that noses and tits look the worst on photographs when you don't have good lightening and don't know how to pose.

No. 70937

bleh. her tumblr is just so tumblry i wanna slap her.

No. 70940

>>70739
Never met swami, not even white knighting Eva, just saying that the guy in the pic isn't her bf, her bf back in 2013 was a neckbeard type, really gross looking. Amber has grown up lately, I think it's nice that she's left her drama days behind, I'm happy for her.

No. 70941

>>70739
You're gonna have a hard time bitching out Amber here. She's friends with everyone in the uk gyaru comm. not many people know/care about her days as eva.

Some people have grown up and moved past the drama, Lia, maybe you could work on that? Maybe it's because the rest of us are older than you, though.

No. 71075

>>70726
cry moar you insufferable faggot. Don't be frustrated because you board is pretty much dead and your falseflag operations on 8ch won't lead you anywhere. I hope so much Hotwheels will ban you one day and take away your board.

No. 71076

>>70726
also how can't you see that no-one on 8ch can stand you? It's not because of you it's because of your behaviour.

No. 71079

>>70940

Amber I know your ways.
Stop, you're only drawing further attention to yourself. If you want it to go away just ignore it.

No. 71083

Oh fuck Amber, for a brief time I was pretty friendly with her and was invited to the /cgl/ party she was throwing in London and was even intending to go.

I spoke to her on Skype a fair bit and the last time we properly talked she'd turned into a hardcore Christfag and was recommending I download these Christian sermon audio files. It made me feel pretty uncomfortable at the time as it felt like she was trying to convert me.

A few days after that I saw multiple posts made by her on /cgl/ essentially throwing me under the fucking bus so I immediately deleted her off Skype and blocked her on Facebook.
Was legit hurt at the time as we'd both confided in each about personal stuff; probably my own dumb fault for thinking I could be friends with other tripfags.

idk if she'd even remember who I am since it seemed like she had quite a few online friends who fit this criteria so she might not be able to discern who I am, but for her sake I really hope she's been able to grow up as I myself have tried.

No. 71103

swami is from toronto right? i think based on the writing style and everything mentioned ITT i know who he is… woah


No. 71751

>>71103
this would be hilarious because he was bragging how nobody doxed him even after 600 postings.

No. 71762

>>71751
i'm the anon u were replying to.

he definitely is from toronto (i started tripping on r9k when he did a long ass time ago and i remember him being more honest)

but idk if he's actually a trans woman? if he is then i 100% know who he is because there is only 1 transwoman over the age of 20 in toronto who could be that much of a cunt


No. 72084

>>71075
k lol
>>71103
>>71751
>>71762
try doxxing me

i am pretty much a goddess and impossible to dox

No. 72085

>>72084
I think it's cute that you think we're stupid. As if baiting us with that pathetic goddess bullshit is going to make us want to dox you. It's nice that you try to uphold the illusion that you like yourself but it's so obvious that you hate yourself.

No. 72109

>>72084
this just in: swami is an annoying cunt who actually bothers to tripfag on a board with 0 trips

what a piece of shit. Does /baph/ know about shim?

No. 74458

>>70941
She's one of those types who pretend to be nice. She does it with multiple guys on r9k as well. The trips. I think she just likes having information on infamous people.

No. 74463

>>70941
>not many people know/care

How is hiding it under the rug growing up?

No. 117195

bumping a dead thread but did anyone see how on her Tumblr Ophelia said she got put into hospital for "bad cocaine"? gurl please

I read a thread on 8chan and it mentioned about Crackyhouse and remembered Ophelia, did a Google of her name + crackyhouse and a goldmine of shit came up. screenshots, archives and pastebins of her talking to her "johns" or whatever, lol

No. 117229

>>117195
i've gotta say, thank you for bumping this, even if it's old news i had not heard of this cow and have enjoyed reading through

No. 117259

>>117229
Good! Now that PT has deactivated and dropped off the grid I'm just trying to find another lolcow to laugh at. Sadly Ophelia hasn't really done anything else lolcow worthy lately.

On a UK MCM thread on /cgl/ someone posted a picture of "ex-best friend chan" from this thread along with some other dude that used to be friends with Ophelia - when I was reading through the CrackyHouse threads he was brought up too alot… He made a Cracky fansite and that's how he met her.. Weird as Hell.

No. 119532

>>117195
>bad cocaine

How is she supporting this habit? Has she become a legit coke whore?

No. 119622

>>60990
Is this 2007 again?

No. 119636

>>119532
It's not that expensive to buy cocaine.

No. 130565

>>119636
£40 out of a student budget is pretty considerable.
>>117259
I probably check her tumblr three times a week and I always laugh so hard at her slacktivism and droopy tit selfies. I could post back here more regularly with screenshots if nobody else wants to do it?

No. 132982

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>>130565
Please do. I'm too lazy but everything she posts is gold.

No. 132993

>>132982
She did have a phase where she'd only eat that green powder that replaces food. Girl should relax more, she looked cute in her chubby days.

No. 133207

>>132993
the fuck are you talking about? She's fatter than ever now and she only looks haggard from the drugs and inability to take care of herself

No. 133218

>>132993
She only just got chubby and she looks shit

No. 133244

dude this girl is hot ok
I'd lik to party with her

No. 133248

>>133218
So I don't see why people are complaining that she's trying to diet.

No. 133399

>>133207
Just checked her tumblr, well this happened fast.
>>133218
She always was on the chubby side when younger. Way back in her early teens.

No. 133637

>>133248
Because she fad diets like a suburban mom and it's hilarious.

No. 133669

File: 1436253426004.jpg (246.46 KB, 350x511, ophelia.jpg)

DAMN WTF she was so skinny just a minute ago

No. 133681

>>133637
I've never noticed her fad dieting even if she was it's hardly hilarious, some people lose weight easier with rules so I imagine that's why those exist. Is atkins even a fad diet?

No. 133682

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No. 133706

>>133681
Diet pills? That green powder some anon mentioned above? Tbh you sound new, fat or like ophelia herself. If she thinks cutting carbs is a better rule to follow than eating less and working out then she's in for a rude awakening.

No. 133724

>>133706
Soylent isn't a diet it's a meal replacement drink. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_(drink)

No. 133743

>>133724
>forty percent of the calories are fat
Man, I don't know. I was taught to derive 20% or fewer of my calories from fat.

No. 133803

>>133669
The Charms Effect

No. 133824

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>>133724
>>133743
Same. I was also taught not to drink anything made from PEOPLE

No. 133975

>>133669
Thanks for posting this anon, she's a landwhale and this shit is christmas to me <3

No. 133978

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>>133681
Pls go ofatliar

No. 133983

You've gotta feel somewhat sorry for Opheezy. When she's skinny she looks elderly and when she's fat her body is so disproportionate and saggy looking.

For most cows you can say "if they did X they'd be prettier" but even though Lia has a pretty face she doesn't seem to suit any style.

idgi

No. 134090

>>133669
She looks like shit because she's a trashy hobag who doesn't know how to dress herself.

That body would look cute as fuck on anyone who knew how to wear a nice dress, heels, and pantyhose.

No. 134319

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>>133983
She doesn't have a bad body really I think those shorts are doing her no favours.

No. 134364

>>134319
Oh please, she could not be working her angles any harder for this picture.

And those chubby fingers, yeesh.

No. 134375

>>134364
She's not unsaveable though

No. 134390

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No. 134398

I like her face, it is pretty in chubby or thin form. Yet I always though she looked tired and fucked up when skinny (and probably on drugs). I just hope she'll find an inbetween she's happy with.
Also, I think her drama potential is low these days. Drug self destruction isn't funny and neither are weight fluctuations.

No. 135248

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>>134319
Dem ratty extentions, yesh, whats the point of even putting them on your head when they look like that?

No. 135859

I was supposed to post this a few months ago during the whole drama with >>87247 but completely forgot.

Annie made this thread and was the most active poster in the thread until she was outed.

No. 138476

is the thread closed?

No. 138481

>>135859

Haha oh lord Admin, I hope to God I never get on your bad side, the amount of shit talking I do on this website.

In my class at university there's a girl I get along with who was friends with Annie IRL, back when they were both into lolita.

I kind of want to ask her about Annie but I don't want to seem like a creeper.

No. 193403

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whf is this place

No. 194340

>>193403
lolcow or crackychan? crackychan forums are weird and just obsess over cracky, stalk her irl, try and get other mentally ill girls to become the "next" cracky

No. 194355

>>194340
people are still talking about cracky-chan like… 10 years later? jfc

sage for offtopic

No. 194360


No. 194379

>>194360

>namefagging

No. 194396

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>>135859
Annie really is nuts.

I guess there goes her hopes of any future arguments against how she doesn't stalk and send hate to Ophelia/Laura.

No. 194476

>>194355
yeah its really creepy, she's changed her name and moved around loads but people always end up stalking her down and trying to get her to post again or talk to them. i feel sorry for internet famous people

No. 194809

>>194379
>not knowing who princess doll is

No. 194810

>>194396
Annie seems totally normal in person and even on her facebook, but scratch under the surface and the stuff she gets up to when she can be anonymised is batshit.

No. 194860

>>194809

Oh shit yh it's that mental bitch, and Admin forces a name on her whenever she posts right? My bad kek

No. 196463

>>194360

Even better:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/frankiemullin/students-who-work-in-the-sex-industry-are-fighting-back-agai#.jxP0JkWXY1

>Laura Renvoize, 22, a sex worker and co-founder of the newly launched Goldsmiths Sex Worker Solidarity Society, said the situation needs to change.

lel

No. 214644

File: 1450211493512.png (793.91 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-12-15-20-25-19…)

In case anyone was wondering what she's up to nowadays
https://twitter.com/SELFGAGS/status/658209374519894016?s=02

No. 266910

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Ophelia looks alot like Logseux. blonde,freckles, same eyes. she was british too

No. 266921

>>214644
ngl, that's kind of hot

No. 266950

>>266910

Kinda surprised there's somebody else here that remembers Logseux.
Have you heard about what has happened to her?

No. 266958

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>>266950

she was a drug addict, went to jail, went to rehab, went into a mental hosp? did I miss anything?

No. 266962

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>>266958

I believe it was more alcoholism than anything, but damn I was shocked when I saw a more recent picture of her. She looks very sick, but I suppose that's what drug abuse does to you.

No. 266977

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>>266962

i thought so too in the most recent pic. she's finally starting to look her age b/c shes nearly 30. i read that she is well now…

No. 266980

>>266977

Ah I hope so.
I never really had a grudge against Logseux so her slow decline was very shocking to me. I did always want to see her GLaDOS cosplay though.

No. 267016

>>266962
I hated this bitch when she was shitposting on cgl.
I don't feel the least bit bad that she's starting to look as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. We're all gonna be old someday, but at least some of us can age gracefully with the dignity that we didn't have to go to drug rehab.

No. 267173

>>70102
Wait wtf Swami is from toronto? How did I not know that

No. 267347

>>267173
apart from the shitty, misinformation infographic made by salty cucks on baphomet, yes i am in toronto

specifically oshawa

No. 268338

Seeing swami here is undoing my hard work of suppressing my memories of being on r9k. It was truly a dark and shameful time.

No. 268712

Her twitter mentioned doing incalls. Is she a full on prostitute now?

Gotta burn my leftover student loan on something.

No. 294826

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>>268712
She's doing real porn now

No. 294827

>>294826
I don't know what's uglier - her or the dick.

No. 294828

>>294826
Jesus, put a spoiler.

No. 294829

>>294828
whoa anon, spoiler!

No. 294876

>>294826
Geez, the eyebags. She's really fallen far. To think /cgl/ used to kiss her ass and gush over how "pretty" she was.

No. 295083

>>294826
>those eyebags
Does she not sleep or what?

No. 295094

>>294826
Sweet merciful Christ, that is one ugly cock. Looks like she's also doing meth now.

No. 295851


No. 295889

>>295851
Jesus Christ, that is awful.

No. 295892

>>295851
she rim jobs a 50 yr old guy, ack…

No. 295948

>>55461
She's not obligated to fit into the fantasy of all heterosexual males, dude. Don't be lame

No. 295954

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No. 297751

https://curiouscat.me/1748454140 This is her curious Cat

No. 298074

>>295954
Jesus. Saddest thing I've ever seen. I don't normally consume this sort of clunky British "end-of-the-pier" porn and frankly I didn't even know it still existed. But is there anything on earth cringier than the whole fantasy cuck narrative this "Pascal" guy tries to rope his users into when he has nothing better to work with than this figureless, out-of-shape, definitely coarse-featured and vulgar young woman, with her acquired, pseudo-genteel Home Counties accent plastered clumsily over her ugly native tones of sub-prole Durham chav?
"She is beyond your reach….One of the beautiful ones"….My fucking sides. I am actually pretty susceptible to the "cuck" narrative in principle, and can imagine getting off on the whole "you sat there gazing achingly at her in the university refectory, knowing she was out of your league and now you have to watch a superior male punish her for her coldness toward beta cucks like you" schtick.
It might have actually WORKED if they had been able to rope some halfway genuine example of the type of girl one fantasizes about that way into their cheap Croydon-living-room porn shoot - someone like Laura's MFC colleague Harriet SugarCookie for example, who actually does appear to be pretty hot, tolerably "posh", and a secret - well, not-so-secret - slut.
But with Laura playing the role of "one of the beautiful ones", the fantasy just doesn't work (at least for anyone with an IQ over 60). Laura did indeed go to an elite university, of sorts: Goldsmiths, planted in the middle of hip, edgy New Cross and attended by all the little sons and daughters of lawyers and doctors badgering eagerly away at becoming the next decade's Damien Hirsts and Tracey Emins. There certainly WERE, I'm sure, girls of gut-wrenching loveliness and intoxicating charm in Goldsmith's refectory during Laura's years there. But poor Laura certainly wasn't one of them. With her crude slab of a face, ugly, ill-proportioned body and undisguisable sub-working-class vulgarity, she must have been a complete pariah among all the Tristams and Cassandras at Goldsmiths. Sadness all round.
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 298175

File: 1472587426479.gif (1.53 MB, 370x335, 5ccLtCs.gif)


No. 298398

>>298074
i thought this post was pure sperge - but exquisitely so. great job mods?

No. 298425

>>298398
i feel like it desrves to go in /cream/

No. 298430

>>298425
it really does

No. 298431

File: 1472700929717.gif (491.51 KB, 500x325, tea500.gif)

>>298074
>one fantasizes about
>becoming the next decade's Damien Hirsts and Tracy Emins
>undisguisable sub-working-class vulgarity

No. 298439

>>298431
Homeboy sounds like he's pulling a William Bennett
>can I suggest you get fuuuuucked

No. 298542

>>298074
This was a good post tbh
Capped and saved

No. 298556

>>298074
Alex Reynolds I didn't realise you were no longer homeless.

No. 298592

>>298556
Dolores i didn't realise you were still browsing lolcow.

No. 298639

I wish I'd saved some of Alex Reynolds sperg rants from the past, there are so many about so many different women online who turned him down. There's some real classics out there buried in the depths of the internet.

No. 298641


No. 298797

>>295851
Her fake lashes are REALLY bothering me.

No. 298801

>>298592
Lmao but which is worse?

No. 298865

>>295954
…am i the only one who thinks this is actually kinda hot…?

No. 298877

>>298865
She's super hot in the photo, I agree. I thought she was cute in the porn in >>295851 too, all the rimming aside.

No. 299089

>>298865
i like pascal

No. 299606

>Follow her comings and going throughout the years
>Eventually becomes a full fledged porn slut
>It's so shit and she's so used up that it's not even enjoyable

What a disappointment

No. 299638

>>299606
lmao to what extent or concentration of "used-up" did you want

No. 299646

>>298074
I'm not surprised you got banned for this, but I chuckled heartily. Well done, anon.

No. 299756

>>299638
Ha good point. Somewhere above the 'rimming a fat, old man from a no-name company as your porn debut' level of used up.

No. 339925

>>299606
I don't know I had a run in with her years ago and while the porn does nothing for me in a sexual sense it's pretty funny to see that's getting fat.

No. 340082

File: 1484852834710.jpg (Spoiler Image, 93.06 KB, 675x1200, C2iD85CXgAANYTs.jpg)

Oh lord

No. 342415

>>298074
I liked this too tbh. Pretty accurate.

No. 342419

>>45587
Umm is the ginger girl from the UK? Pretty sure I went to uni with her. She studied forensic science.

No. 342425

>>342419
She's a tripfag from CGL called Pirate Toaster iirc. She's infamous for flaunting her relationshit with another trip called Blue and then they broke up and he bawwed or something. Last I saw she was a booth babe for some shit. She has a long face. I wonder what she's up to lately?

No. 342429

>>342419
Also, yeah she's from the UK and I think her name is Fran.

No. 342474

>>340082
Well she's better looking than the other two if that means anything.

No. 343156

>>342425
They got back together but broke up (again)

But anyway, Misha is doing fake cuck porn now

No. 343343

>>342474
Only in the context that she's the best-looking crack whore on the corner.

No. 351435

>>134090
delusional fatty detected(necromancy)

No. 351440

>>351435
did you really bump a dead thread just to reply to a year old comment? are you mentally disabled?

No. 353498

>>298074

hahaha, what a wonderful post.
someone unban this man!

No. 364762

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