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No. 478795

Previous threads:
>>>/pt/12332
>>>/pt/20741
>>>/pt/321974
>>>/pt/400701
>>>/pt/415881
>>>/pt/438380
>>>/pt/447573
>>>/pt/462983
>>>/pt/471830
https://temp.lolcow.farm/pt/1314#p1314

In the course of the last thread:
>On December 3rd, 41-year-old Raven and her 31-year-old fiance Josh were in a car accident while he was driving his mom's Ford Fiesta after lunch at Chili's and another toy shopping spree at Walmart. Raven was admitted to the ICU with multiple moderate internal injuries and spent a total of two nights in the hospital.
>While in the hospital she recorded two short videos. In the second video she states, "The faults of the accident was on our side because of the car. Apparently because the car was in kind of bad shape and it had started locking up. Like, the transmission was slipping to start with…" She repeats this admission in a comment and in a subsequent video.
>The greatest tragedy of the accident was the loss of her favorite Hot Topic Lip Service dress which had to be cut off of her.
>In several videos she repeatedly proclaims that the accident has given her a new perspective on the value of life. But that dress was her favorite and she will never find it again!
>She posted three videos to show off her collection of makeup including well over $1000 in Kat Von D products alone, most of which were purchased just before she departed New Zealand, and other products which she confesses to having no idea how to use.
>She contemplated a giveaway of unwanted makeup and clothing, but the haters have ruined her plans.
>She continued to add mall goth fashions and toys to her growing Amazon wishlist and to her Hot Topic wishlist.
>She lost over half of her Patreon funding in less than a month.
>Josh appeared in traffic court on December 21st. He was charged with driving on the wrong side of the road and fined a total of $155. In a video Raven thanks someone for sending them money which they will use to help pay the "big" fine.
>Their address was disclosed in the online court records and revealed that their mobile trailer home is located on a rural highway in his hometown of Saluda and not 50 miles away in Columbia (where he is employed by FedEx Ground) as she has stated on her social media profiles.
>At every opportunity she continued to disparage 21-year-old ex-husband #4 Logan and compare him negatively to Josh after saying, "I'm not trying to trash talk Logan or anything, but…"
>In a video in which she shows off her engagement ring she reveals that she was pregnant at the time of the accident and that she miscarried afterwards. Or rather, they were "ninety, ninety-five percent sure [she] was pregnant. All the signs were there." She attributed her weight gain to her "pregnancy."
>They are planning to wed on June 11th which will be their one-year anniversary of meeting online. He will be husband #5.
>In their video filmed on Christmas day [pic related] they show off the presents they got for each other including movie t-shirts and a horror movie icon jacket for him, several Funko Pop! figures for her, and a custom printed book she gave him entitled, I Only Have Eyes for You: From Raven to Josh, a fifty-page "story of why Raven loves Josh" illustrated with childlike drawings.
>She thanks one of her subscribers for giving them a George Foreman Grill from her Amazon wishlist since "as far as kitchen stuff goes we have, like, nothing."
>In all of their videos together Josh appears exhausted and talks about feeling tired. Raven talks to him as if he is a child, pets his head, and strokes his face constantly.
>She posted a sponsored video review of clothing from Zaful and Dresslily. She received only a few of the items she ordered; they were all poorly made. She disagreed with the companies on when she should make the video; she wanted to wait until the rest of the items arrived. She deleted the video from Youtube shortly after she posted it, but it is still up on Bitchute.
>She spends the majority of her "2017 year in review" video denigrating Logan (they had nothing in common and he neglected her) and her 21-year-old son Dorian (he lies and only wants attention). She says that she and Logan divorced in "September or October, I don't remember, I'd have to look."
>She admits that she is not self-sufficient and that before leaving New Zealand she realised "to go home I probably need a boyfriend." She is estranged from her family, and she has no friends who could take her in or help her.
>Describing her life now she says, "I just feel like a different person. And I'm in a different place and everything is different…It's like a dream," while at the same time, " I don't have anything to do. I've cleaned the house, the house is clean…But there's not really a hell of a lot for me to do here. I just I sit online or clean the house."
>She is looking forward to getting drunk on Tequila Rose with Josh in their barren LTWMTL Shack on New Year's Eve!

Facebook:
* closed or deleted accounts
https://www.facebook.com/Official.Raven.Sparks (community)
https://www.facebook.com/the.moon.follows.me.home (new primary account)
https://www.facebook.com/you.were.born.to.die.like.this
https://www.facebook.com/0nly.the.blind.follow.me
https://www.facebook.com/the.modified.doll
https://www.facebook.com/i.am.the.dream.forgotten.in.the.morning
https://www.facebook.com/Vv.Raven.vV * (old primary account)
https://www.facebook.com/blood.upon.my.soul *
https://www.facebook.com/crisp.black.kiss.upon.my.skull *
https://www.facebook.com/gorgeous.gothic.ghouls (community)
https://www.facebook.com/Goth.Boys (community)
https://www.facebook.com/Ravaged.by.Raven (community)
https://www.facebook.com/darkly.odd (community) *

YouTube and Videos:
https://www.youtube.com/c/RavenStarblood (current)
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/raven/ (current)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheSilentmourning
https://www.youtube.com/user/RavenStarbl00d
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheRaven0us1
https://youtu.be/gwAiXPmMoJQ (unlinked birthday 2014 video about being cyber-bullied by a fake website, now in the archives) *
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj9C5ZUyNC5_kBK2A8-93hEIOfQ2F0S9g (10-part "My Story", some now in the archives) *
https://www.youtube.com/c/RavensGastricSleeveJourney
https://www.youtube.com/user/LeonbergerLoverNZ (her pets and Ryan's dogs)
http://www.dailymotion.com/raven-sparks
https://vimeo.com/starbl00d

Archives of leaked videos from >>>/pt/400701 and others:
https://archive.org/details/RavenJoshua
https://archive.org/details/ravenjoshua2

Social Media:
https://www.instagram.com/crimson.rapture
https://www.instagram.com/the.crimson.queen *
https://www.instagram.com/modified.doll *
https://www.twitter.com/starbl00d
https://plus.google.com/116345106967394608871
http://starbl00d.tumblr.com *

Image Galleries:
http://starbl00d.deviantart.com
http://starbl00d-stock.deviantart.com
https://raven-revamped.deviantart.com
https://www.flickr.com/photos/bloodbathory *
https://www.flickr.com/people/raven0us
https://www.flickr.com/photos/ravenskittens
http://s27.photobucket.com/user/StarBl00d/profile
http://s932.photobucket.com/user/Raven-Portfolio/profile
http://s623.photobucket.com/user/goregirls/profile
https://goregirls.deviantart.com/gallery/11478991/Raven

Other:
https://www.patreon.com/_Raven_
https://graphtreon.com/creator/_raven_ (ranking of her Patreon account)
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://raven-official.webs.com:80/apps/blog
http://www.mywedding.com/ravenandlogan/stories.html *
http://www.mywedding.com/ravenandlogan/galleries.html *
http://www.classmates.com/people/Diana-Raven-Sparks/8733278988
https://nz.linkedin.com/in/raven-sparks-7451a1a6 *
https://nz.pinterest.com/vvravenvv/wishlist *
http://a.co/158y4sg (Amazon wishlist)
https://www.hottopic.com/showotherwishlist?WishListID=13d7157a74a3ad791e29755890
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/46610196-raven-sparks
https://disqus.com/by/Starbl00d
https://www.last.fm/user/starbl00d
https://about.me/x.raven.x *

Commerce:
https://www.etsy.com/people/ravensparkss *
https://www.depop.com/starbl00d *
https://touch.trademe.co.nz/profile/view/4354482
https://www.redbubble.com/people/starbl00d

Joshua Manning Bradley:
https://www.facebook.com/j.bradley.80.six
https://www.instagram.com/jbradley80six
https://www.twitter.com/jbradley80six
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt9lj5U7JQS_F_hinzqaRlQ

No. 478797

>>478795
so much foreboding in this pic

No. 478799

I feel like we should start placing bets on how long until Raven says her first negative thing about Josh in a video.

My bet is on how he works too long every day and/or she's suspicious of the women he delivers packages to.

No. 478800

>>478797

I never thought a pair of antlers could be so emasculating.

No. 478802

>>478799

She is already complaining of how bored she is.

No. 478804

"He never takes me out because he's always at work. I just wait for him to come home. That is inhumane!"

No. 478807

>>478799
he already killed her baby, sis.

No. 478816

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>>478797

Parody is the sincerest form of mockery!

No. 478823

>>478816
I love this quote for her as well. It sums her up so well - fuck everyone else's feelings and needs and thoughts, it's a very raven world.

No. 478825

>>478823
I laugh at the notion that she does anything for herself let alone "make her own world". She shoved her fat ass into Logan's life and forced him to pay for everything while she sat back and did nothing but take selfies and make dumb videos. Now she's doing that to Josh. She doesn't make her own world, she inserts herself into someone else's, ruins it then moves on to the next victim. Fucking parasite.

No. 478837

>>478795

genuine props to you anon for such a informative and succinct OP + that thread pic has me rolling

No. 478838

>>478799
Weeeell… Didn't she say he talks and punches in his sleep so she had to sleep while he's at work?

No. 478839

>>478838
She said that about Logan.

No. 478840

>>478838
>>478839
she just said it about josh recently. so how much does she torment these mens souls?

No. 478843

>>478839
Logan was snoring. Josh is talking and punching.

No. 478844

>>478843
So not long before she makes a video how "he's never home, we don't talk much because he's always tired and ready to go to sleep, we don't sleep in the same room" etc etc lol

No. 478845

>>478844
she's already making videos showing off her newly ample bosom. it will be josh's fault if he doesn't defend her against internet suitors.

No. 478847

>>478843

In the last of her troll videos >>467171

>So many times he wouldn't get his snoring fixed, you know, or looked at. Because he snored, and not just a little bit of snoring, it was like sleep apnea, like he'd start choking in his sleep, and I, I couldn't sleep. I'd be so worried something would happen to him, and so, like, I'd stay awake to watch over him, make sure he was okay. And after a while it got so bad, like, I couldn't, I just couldn't be in the same room as him. And we, we slept separately.


In the very next video about Thanksgiving >>468357

>And then Josh snores, and he talks in his sleep, and he kind of does this [motions with her arm] and then he elbows me in the face. So I don't really get a lot of sleep here, and so I'm just like, ugh.


But in her next video in which she sings his praises >>469952

>Like, if he's asleep…it's taken him a while to get used to sleeping next to somebody because he's used to being by himself, so it's been a little, a little different for him, but um, now he's getting more used to me being here. So when he's asleep I'll reach out and touch his face or I'll touch his hair or I'll touch his shoulder or I'll kiss him on the cheek, and he'll still, like, be snoring, but he'll roll over and he'll just [wraps her arm around her neck] he'll, he'll hold his arm around me, he'll have me in a little chokehold sometimes, and he'll just, you know, cuddle me and kiss me and say, you know, I love you, love you babe. And then he'll [snoring sound] I don't even think he realizes he wakes up to do this which is pretty cool.

No. 478857

>>478847
Talking about her partners depends on her mood, I guess. Sometimes Logan was the worst, sometimes Logan was the best and haters shouldn't judge them bla bla, same with Josh.

No. 478867

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Compensating for the lack of milk with seasonal fan art. Those shadows are all wrong and make her look like she is pressed against glass.

Happy New Year, fellow anons!

No. 478868

>>478807
No he didn't. Didn't you hear Raven clearly and plainly say from day one that they were just driving along and going to make a turn when this SPEEDING CAR came out of nowhere and hit them? They caused her physical injury and mental suffering from the loss of her unborn child, something she'll never get back… unless they can get $$$ from the people who cruelly made Josh admit to guilt to protect her…

Yeah okay, thinking like Raven is awful.

No. 478870

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The mystery of who sent the trash cans >>477723 has been solved.

Although they already had at least a half a dozen pillows piled on their inflatable mattress.

No. 478872

>>478868

But the dress, nonnie, the dress! She and Josh can keep not not trying to get pregnant. The dress is truly gone forever.

No. 478873

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Can name only two bands.

No. 478877

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Raven has created a separate Amazon wishlist for housewares.

http://a.co/aK3qVyK

And there is is a couch on the list.

No. 478878

>>478877
this beggy bitch! buy your towels at target. stop goin out fot junk food every day and buy a real bed!

No. 478879

>>478877
omg this bitch has an entire seating unit on her amazon list. too bad you can't buy entire pre-fabricated houses on amazon or she'd have her new love bungalow on there.

i still don't get why she left logan for this. she gets bored easily, clearly, but at some point she had to have realized that she was trading an established life with plenty of material possessions for a life of privation in the sticks. the only thing i can figure is that josh got her back into the usa so she's enduring the trailer boredom until she harpoons her next semi-retarded whale.

No. 478881

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>>478877
Okay, why the fuck does she need a waterproof mattress cover?

Does she piss the bed? Ravey, are you an incontinent granny?

No. 478882

>>478877

omg bitch, scour craigslist. Count yourself lucky you got some trash cans, you dirty whore, ain't no one buying you a fucking canopy bed or a sectional.

Seriously though, even things like sectionals are cheaper on CL, sometimes you can get great shit for free because people have to move suddenly or someone's passed away and the family doesn't want to bother with selling everything–I don't understand her at all.

Totally OT, but when I moved x-country I gave away a ton of old VHS and comics and action figures, took a picture, put that up with a note on CL asking people to please leave it tidy and not make too much of a mess, but otherwise help themselves, and everything was gone within fifteen minutes. Point being you can get nice shit, so I don't know wtf she's doing, or why.

No. 478884

>>478882

Cos people buying her stuff = love. Free or cheap (who the fuck was IDIOT enough to pay that for fucking dustbins!) doesn't give her a narc hit.

And yeah, I'd rather have a bed than a narc hit. Silly cow.

No. 478886

Raven Fucking Loony xxx

No. 478890

>>478881
Or maybe she’s a squirter(eeeeewww)

sage for +18 stuff

No. 478891

>>478890

18+? The imagery from that will be too much for me when I'm 90!

No. 478893

> He changed his story on everything. Like, now he's trying to say that he didn't want me with Logan and he only told me about Logan once. That's a lie. That's a flat-out lie. And he said it himself, it wasn't even like that. He wanted us together, and he would come home and tell me about him every fucking day until I gave in and I said, fine, who is this guy, I'm tired of hearing about him, about your little friend, I'm not interested.
The North remembers Raven. We remember when your son told you he thought he was bisexual and had feelings for a friend. We also remember you grooming then marrying said friend. You're a filthy lying slut pedo whore who deserves a life of miscarriages
sage for dumbfag sans proper linkage to other thread

No. 478894

>>478879
pretty much the entire time she was in NZ, she was complaining about being in NZ and how much she missed the US. she would've spent at least 3 years trying to find a Josh. it gave her pause when she realised he'd lied about everything, but the pull of 'home' was too strong. she would've settled for a literal hobo years ago if she didn't have ryan paying for her (ugh) 'services'

>>478882

you expect a dearly-loved celebrity to go on CL like a fucking pleb? leave that for the poors.

>>478890

*sage for a HR Giger nightmare
FTFY

No. 478896

>>478877
I deal with furniture for a living and you would be hard pressed to find a bigger POS than that couch, so it’s perfect for her and couchie. She’d do better going to Big Lots or Wal-Mart to get her garbage furniture.

Sage for blog Post but 95% of new furniture is disposable garbage, better to buy a quality sofa made before 1980 and spend the money to have it reupholstered than spend the same money on a new couch manufactured today

No. 478897

>>478870
>tried to get two giant trash cans wrapped

No. 478898

>>478879
oh totally. she's not putting the titty pictures out for nothing. she's already signalling that she's bored.

No. 478899

>>478897
>buying trash cans as a gift

No. 478900

>>478899
you got me there

No. 478901

>>478870
>wanted to wrap two big ass garbage cans as a Christmas gift

>>478873
>asking about music tastes and hopes for nothing “ghetto”

Fucking kek. She really does attract viewers who are just like her: trash.

No. 478902

>>478901
I know lol

When you see the money raven farts into the wind and you buy her something as cheap and basic as a bin.

No. 478907

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I can't sit through this latest dumpster fire of a video without smirking and laughing to myself like a complete fucking madman. For all the endless prattling on and monologing this sloppy old cow does about "z0mg troo luv 5eva" she doesn't know the first thing about love. She literally doesn't know what a relationship ACTUALLY IS. She is addicted to the feeling of falling in love, which is completely normal… if you're a teenager. Read a book Ravey, you're not in love, you're a hopeless and stunted junkie currently peaking on that sweet limerence. You're going to come down and crash, soon, and it's going to be hard

No. 478909

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She got a cat. Fuck.

No. 478910

Hah! The Seagrams wine cooler bottle next to the bed. classssy

No. 478911

>>478909
oh fucking hell

No. 478912

Did Ragoo allow Joshua to attend his company Christmas party? I assume hell to the no.

No. 478913

>>478909
Let the animal hoarding season begin.
Now, let's bet:
Which one of Josh's dogs will bite the cat and be sacrificed to the great fury of Cravy?

No. 478914

>>478909

FUCK. Why does she have to drag innocent animals into her fucking shitshow of a life? It stops being funny and just becomes worrying cos we know damn well the poor thing won't get decent food, vet attention, shots or all the rest. Fuck you, Craven.

I hope it pops the airbed.

No. 478915

Samefag.

She's already got one dumb animal. Couchie.

No. 478917

>>478909
That cat is super cute.
Yeah, I bet the cat is either gonna escape their trailer and get hit by a car or get killed by a dog :( fuck, this is terrible.

No. 478922

>>478881
She's said she has insanely heavy periods, so I'm betting that's why she wants a mattress cover.

>>478909
>gets a cat instead of furniture

What are priorities?

No. 478925

>>478913
>>478917

I can see it escaping and getting hit, but I've always had dogs and cats together as pets. Cats out dogs in their place nine times out of ten, and then the dog is a lovesick doofus for the remainder.

I hate people who give pets as gifts during the holiday season tho. Irresponsible.

No. 478930

dont josh's dogs sleep outside? never seen them in the trailer. some people really shouldnt have pets

No. 478941

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The shop on this was so bad i spat out my coffee

No. 478942

>>478922
Cats are free except for food, vet bills etc. but you really shouldn’t expect them to think about those minor details. Plus, it has been almost a week since he bought her any gifts. Maybe she was being mean to him because someone else bought her those nice trash cans and he had to get her something.

No. 478943

>>478941

Is that them drunk on tequila rose?

No. 478948

>>478943
She looks lioke she's trying to recreate the Pieta with her backdoor man. I guess.

That's one thing I find really repellent about these pictures with Josh and Logan, is her maternal air towards them. You are fucking them, Raven; you aren't supposed to fuck your children. (Having said that, I mean how could she not be maternal towards Logan, as he was literally a child, but Josh is a grown man who already has a mother. Quit being gross, Raven.)

No. 478997

>>478948
>Pieta
Josh the white people jesus with his "luxurious" hair, Raven as virginal (in her mind anyway) as Mary. Yeah that makes sense.
Wait would Raven even know about that? Some goths get really into classical art, but Raven is a dumb hick so this is probably just coincidence lol.

>>478909
Oh for fucks sake. That poor creature looks like a purebred too, something they paid money for instead of getting towels or a stove or a proper bed because fuck priorities. I hope she gets tired of it soon and gives it away to go live somewhere decent. Kitties deserve decent homes and this one won't get that in the trailer that was more than trailer.

No. 479006

>>478909
Poor cat, I hope it finds a better home with owners who can properly take care of it.

No. 479088

>>478997
Looks Siamese. Bet she stole it.

No. 479092

oh ffs, why bring another cat into her fucked up world when she could NEVER take care of ANY of her previous cats? She'll toss it out onto the road to get run over once it stops being cute to her and doesn't do as she says. She doesn't even have any fucking FURNITURE, do we really think she will commit to a cat??! Fuck I hate this bitch.

No. 479093

Just… why get a cat before you’re able to even take care of yourself? They don’t even have furniture yet. And idk man, I know people can change, but that video she made of her admitting she used to torture and stuff cats etc. just makes me nauseous. Like if you have a history of violently torturing kids, you should never have the right to raise any again. I find it hard to believe these kinds of people suddenly feel compassion for whatever they harmed so badly.

No. 479094

And hopefully it is spayed/neutered so she doesn't get into backyard breeding to alleviate her boredom and compensate for her barren womb.

Please, no more "Pregnant kitty screaming" videos.

>>478930

Keeping dogs outside year-round is another common practice in rural communities. Remember, none of the dogs in Josh's family were acquired; they were all strays that wandered onto their properties and never left.

No. 479095

>>478997

>Oh for fucks sake. That poor creature looks like a purebred too


Thought you were talking about Josh for a moment there anon, and that purebred was meant as inbred. Had a good laugh.

No. 479097

>>478942
>Cats are free except for food, vet bills etc.
so in other words fucking expensive

No. 479100

>>479097

Inb4 she stacks her Amazon wishlist with cat supplies.

No. 479101

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Another patron down.

No. 479102

Gothic resin gifts

Sent to her by a subscriber who makes them.

No. 479103

>>479102
ugh, tracky childrens "jewelry". ofc she likes it

No. 479104

>>478896
wait anon why is the couch a pos ??? I’m confused

Sage for off topic

No. 479105

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Kinda late to the party but this was last year I think? Boo hoo no gifts from Logan for years :(

No. 479106

>>479105
It's funny how all her partners 'pester' her until she opens her gifts early.

Logan that pic and she said Josh did the same thing this year.

No. 479107

>>479105
She also has a video from April (I think?) where she says Logan is a "sweetheart" and got her a laptop. But ofc, I guess gifts only count if they're under the tree or if you're on good terms with her. Otherwise they're forgotten.

No. 479108

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>>479102

Gothic resin gifts

Published January 1, 2018

Hey, everyone. I'm gonna do a quick show-and-tell slash review. Not really a review cuz that's kind of [?]. But um, one of, one of my sweet subscribers runs a resin jewelry shop, and she had asked me before if she could send me a couple pieces just as a gift. And I said, oh that is so sweet, if you send it to me I'll make a video and hopefully get some attention going your way just as a personal thank you. Her name is Brittany, but she goes by Kalamity Kawaii. I'll link you guys in the description below to her Instagram.

She sent me this package today. I just got it. It comes with this little envelope that says, "Read me." Sorry, I'm balancing my selfie stick between my legs. And there's some cute little holographic stickers on the inside. And the note says, "Raven, thank you so, so much for giving me the opportunity to work with you. I really hope you love what I made for you as much as I do. As a little extra something I made matching bat pins for you and Josh, just a little something that is matchy-matchy for you both. I know you like to match sometimes. Thank you for all the effort and dedication you put into your videos. Best regards, Kalamity Kawaii." I thought that was so cute. So cute.

And so these are the items she sent me which are adorable. I'll start with the matching bat pins for me and Josh. So Josh's is obviously, is all black. He'll think that's really cute. It's very, very well made.

I've never actually held a resin anything in my hand, so this is a first for me. And I'd wanted to get into resin jewelry myself in the past, but I heard it was so hard because bubbles and there's…you have to get the mixtures right. And it was so expensive in New Zealand, I had no chance. So this is, this is interesting for me, especially because this is what I had been interested in myself. And I get to see kind of firsthand what you can do with it if you have the ability, which I probably don't.

And this is the one she made for me. I'll turn this light down a little bit. There you go. That is so cute. I told her I like bats and Ouija boards and stars and sparkles and green right now because of my hair. And uh…so this is just a holographic white sparkle bat, but it is so pretty. It is so cute. It really is adorable. Very, very well made. I'm actually quite impressed. I love these.

Josh is gonna be so stoked. He hasn't gotten to see inside the package yet. He dropped it off to me, and then he went to go get something to eat.

Then there's this hair clip. Oh my god, this reminds me of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup because at the outside. It makes me hungry. I'm gonna have to have him pick me up a Reese's Cup. But this is adorable to you. It's a star with this, like, a kind of like a holographic…it's not the same as a little bat…with a green bat and a star, a glitter star, and a glitter moon attached to that. So that's pretty awesome. Nobody else will have one of these, so I really love that. It's got shades of it looks like pink and purple inside. It kind of reminds me of an oil slick. So that was really, really interesting. It looks like it would glow in the dark, too, which is like, so it makes me hungry and it's pretty.

So this one is another hair clip, and this is gorgeous. It's the Ouija planchet. And it's green sparkle and a green glitter bat. And it's a, another hair clip which is so freakin' adorable. And I don't know how she made this, but all the little letters are filled in, um, black up here and white at the bottom. And it is so tiny. I don't actually see any painting mistakes. So I'm, I'm highly, highly impressed with this especially. And I think this is just so cute. I love Ouija stuff, but that is, that is just amazing, amazing, amazing. And it…they're so lightweight as well.

I've…like I said, I've never touched resin anything, so this is my first experience with it and, and it is really, really cool. I'm gonna put this on now, so that's why I wanted to make this video before I left. But this is my favorite bit out of all of them. Even though I love everything, this one stands out to me. This is a Ouija necklace, and it's pretty much the same design as the hair clip so I can wear them both. And it's got green glitter bats with black stars. It's got the Ouija…and see, like, I was…when I first opened this I was checking everything out. How the hell was this made? So I guess what she…because this isn't painted on, the green, it's, like, different kinds of resin? I don't know, but it is cute. And again, all the little letters are filled in. And it's got a little green star to it. I love the little bats. I think this is just perfect.

I didn't specify what I wanted. I just told her, well, I love hair clips and I love necklaces and I love, you know, stars and Ouija and all this. And so she, she put this all together for me out of my list of likes. And I think that these pieces are so well made. They are so gorgeous, lightweight. She's got some talent, she really does. And she is a sweetheart as well. I highly recommend that you guys check her out. And she does other things, obviously, you know, pretty much anything you want. I think she can do most things.

I have checked out her page before and I was like, oooh I like that I like that I like that I like that I like that. But she made me something special for myself which I appreciate a billion times more. So I feel very fortunate that she chose me to share these things with. And so thank you so much, so so much for these. I love everything. Josh is going to love his little bat, and I know he had already said thank you in advance when you said you were sending him something. But this was so sweet. And these pieces are so well made. I love them all. You, you got me spot-on. You, you made some really good choices. And um, thank you, just thank you thank you thank you thank you.

And you guys please go and check her out. You won't regret it. And let me know if you find anything that you like there and what you think of these pieces. These are just, like, one-of-a-kind. I feel so, I feel so special. Thank you guys for watching, and I'll see you guys next video.

No. 479110

>>479105

She made a video about the dress and necklace.

https://youtu.be/ofO19FA_Jh0

Last year Logan was laid off shortly before Christmas. But before he was laid off he arranged to get her the bat tattoo on her stomach, but they still had to finish paying for it.

No. 479113

Making bespoke books about her relationship is not unique to TLTWMTL with Josh. She made this book about her relationship with Logan. She made him read it with her.

Notice how much of what she says is the same as what we have heard her say about TLTWMTL.

No. 479115

>>479113
Anon, with the receipts!

I shouldn't be, but I honestly am shocked. Her regurgitation of love tokens really creeps me out.

No. 479118

>>479108

With every video she adds more pillows. No amount of pillows will make that inflatable mattress comfortable.

No. 479122

>>478925
You must be new to Diana 'and I don't even like dogs' Sparks, who once got her child bride the dog he wanted and then had it thrown out because "it bit her precious cat".

No. 479123

>>479115
That shit creeps me out as well. It’s like what pimps do to their prostitutes before they use the shit out of them. Classic grooming and very disturbing at that.

No. 479125

>>479123
For me it is almost like she gifts them things she wanted to receive herself. Since she dates trash they only buy her the things she nags for, never 'original' or 'romantic' stuff.

No. 479130

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Not to mention her penchant for matching clothing escalating to matching tattoos as well as insisting her partners get branded with her name or visage to prove their devotion.

Her parting gift to Logan was that extremely grim tattoo that seemed to be so symbolic of her control of him and what he became in their relationship.

No. 479132

Poor cat. Bet she will add things to her wishlist like food , litter, toys when she can easily buy them herself. It pisses me off that she just keeps adding shit to her list really expecting someone to buy her a bed and couch.That was something they should have gotten from the very beginning.She reads here but cant bother to take proper advice and look on CL. See gravy , they're not always "hating" on you

No. 479137

>>479130
What is that even supposed to be?

No. 479148

>>479137

I tried cropping the image and searching for it but came up with nothing.

No. 479170

>>479108
ngl this is a pretty compelling review for this shop, even with how stupidly she talks and bounces around from tangent to tangent. i genuinely hope this person makes a couple sales and it feels so strange to want to endorse something that raven's tacky ass is into

>>479122
so if she does the opposite of what the haters want, we reverse psychology this poor creature into a loving home, right?

>>479130
laughing forever about how warped it looks on her hamhock

No. 479174

>>479130
>on the right is me

as though it wasn't obvious.

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No. 479223

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The hoarder truly has found her enabler.

No. 479224

>>479223
Woe betide Josh the day he doesn't bring something home with him.

>5 month old Ragdoll

How much did this cat cost? And let me guess, not desexed.

No. 479225

>>479219
Any cat in her hands is bad news, but a ragdoll has me especially worried. They'll follow their owners to the ends of the earth no matter what, and have difficulty sensing pain so it's less likely they'll flee from danger.
Please keep this one inside and away from cars or dogs, Raven.

No. 479227

>>479224

A quick perusal of Ragdoll catteries in and around SC shows them priced from $600 to 900 but most are around $700.

Generally breeders do not sell intact animals to prevent competition.

No. 479228

>>479223
this looks trashy as fuck

No. 479229

>>479221

Does the window appear to be open compared to >>479220?

I picture him smoking in bed using an empty Coke can as an ashtray.

No. 479231

>>479221
Classic trash by the window pane near the bed.
"I CLEAN THE HOUSE" yeah, right, Ravy, sure.

No. 479232

>>479227
You raise a good point about the desexing. I can't imagine her paying full price at a breeder nor finding responsible pet ownership very appealing. Here's hoping it came from someone who got it already desexed.

No. 479235

>>479232
don't worry anon, all she has to do is put up a few patron-only videos and the haters will shower her with money in order to see them …

No. 479237

>>479227
Even if it's the low end, that's $600 they could've used towards proper furniture or household supplies. But no, let's add another pet to the household instead. I'm sure he bought it for her because of her bitching about being bored all day but he's got some dogs she can go take for walks and play with too.

No. 479239

> It makes me hungry. I'm gonna have to have him pick me up a Reese's Cup.

This is a great example of how Raven thinks and behaves. Every fleeting whim must be catered to, preferably by someone other than herself. Josh already brings her gifts home after a long day at work with an hour long commute there and back, and she expects him to go out of his way to get her reeses cups when she's literally been sitting on her arse making wishlists all day.

She's already said she can't clean with her "injuries" and it's obvious the trailer is a shithole, which will soon start smelling like cat shit. It seems they're going for fast food quite a bit so it doesn't seem Raven is in the habit of cooking a meal ready for when Josh gets home. The least she can do is go for a long walk and get herself a Reeses cup, maybe take one of the dogs with you Gravy, pick up some stuff for dinner, and order some home essentials that are in the sales online when you get back.

No. 479240

>>479237
Or if she HAD TO HAVE A CAT, which is like her, she could have gotten a free one from the want ads, or one that has vaccines and and is payed/neutered from a shelter. But no, she had to have some sort of purebred.

No. 479243

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>>479137
>>479148
Reminds me of the art from the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series.

No. 479245

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>>479243
This one always reminded me of Cravy

No. 479247

>>479232

When she announced that Marmalade was pregnant, Raven said that she would be "cut" after one litter, but that they would keep one of Marmalade's daughters and "let her have a one litter and keep one of her babies etc etc so we always have one of her bloodline because she is such an amazing cat."

In the end they sold all of the kittens.

Who uses the term "cut" for spaying? Is she just trying to be edgy?

https://youtu.be/1aLTaRp0B0Q

No. 479252

>>479225
Or satanic rituals

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>>479252
>>478867

That shoop, omg. My tinfoil is so sped up right now, kek. What if Ravey is trying to tell us that she's a victim of SRA with all those bloody mess photos and shoops where she's acting as the altar or whatever the fuck that's supposed to be?

I always kind of wished Cravey would get on the Satanic ritual abuse storytelling tip. I mean, that's pretty goff, right? She bitches and moans about being raped and treated like shit anyhow, why not take those florid tales and make them extra goffik and loads more interesting with a hearty dose of pentagrams, ritual penetration by long haired dudes who worship SATIN \m/ and being used as a breeder? I got this book called Michelle Remember for Xmas, it's basically like the template for those stories, if Raven ever read it I bet she'd take the ball and run with it.

sage for a tinfoil dream and a milkless cow

No. 479284

>>479273

When she got her first Seal of Lucifer necklace, she didn't mention its symbolism, let alone Satanism. It's just an aesthetic for her.

https://youtu.be/E0Nh96bEuNE

Need I ask if she even looked up the symbology of her new necklace?

Have you seen her book collection? She has a dozen pics of her book collection on her Official FB page. When was the last time she showed a new book? Logan at least used to give her books.

She has regressed to endless plushies and "Pop Funkos" (kek) that are safe for children 3 and up for her pillow nest.

So is Josh stacking cash towards the estimated $5000 it will cost to import her NZ Haul? Surely before the wedding. Put your $ where you're love is.

No. 479307

She didn’t buy that cat from a breeder, she got it because someone couldn’t keep it after it grew from a kitten.

No. 479308

>>479307
This should be obvious. Even a dumb hick like couch wouldn't blow that much of his check on a cat when they are sleeping on an air mattress.

No. 479329

>>479284
Yeah, the whole thing with the necklace grossed me out, kind of. Mainly because she's just that shallow. Like, bitch, you're wearing a fairly, um, heavy seal. For better or worse, that's going to identify you to certain people, just like if you're into Odinism or whatever, you're going to be acquainted with a wolfsangle and what the meaning of that is. She's just so stupid.

No. 479331

>>479308
They blow his checks on stupid shit so if we thought he would do it for a cat , its possible considering its them. Raven nags until she gets what she wants from her victims or turns to begging when they dont give it to her.Im guessing Cas is short for Castiel.

No. 479335

>>479308
if we were talking about anyone else, sure. but we've seen how Gran likes to spend and on what so nah, not obvious at all.

No. 479336

>>479331
Cassandra or Cassidy probably

No. 479338

>>479336
Nah, she was just going on about a Castiel funko pop recently. It's Castiel. She's weirdly fannish; see both Doctor Who and Supernatural getting frequent mentions.

No. 479340

>>479338
check out her goodreads too. i was curious to what she has on there and it's ALL supernatural books. and a lot of them.

No. 479346

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>>479338

She posted that it was already named when she got it.

No. 479348

>>479336
I doubt someone would name a male cat Cassandra or Cassidy.
>He's such a loving kitty!
>>479219

>>479346
Maybe she's lying because she had a moment of self-awareness and realized naming a cat Castiel is lame as fuck.

No. 479352

How can a shed with nothing in it but Goffbag Granny, Twitchifer and an airbed in it still be a messy, tatty craphole?

Only Cravy can have nothing and still manage to have shit everywhere. This is just pathetic for two adults.

No. 479359

>>479352
Their shack stresses me out. Especially all the empty Coke and wine cooler cans sitting by the bed. How hard is it to take the trash to the trash can. It can't be that far from their room.

No. 479364

>>479352
I just can’t wrap my mind around it. How the fuck can anyone be content with zero furniture?! I lost my shit after having no real furniture but a dining room set and a couch for a few days. I don’t know how these trailer trash hicks can do that shit for months at a time!! Instead of buying all that useless stuff like toys, plushies and adding an innocent kitten to the mix, they should fucking furnish that place. But no, she puts the fucking furniture that they should buy on an Amazon wishlist and expects everyone else to buy it. Cravy and Couchie have such a pre-teen mentality and must love living in squalor.

No. 479367

>>479364

They have the small dining room table and chairs his sister gave them around Thanksgiving. And there was a plastic folding table in one of the Christmas day pics.

Presumably their stove has been repaired or replaced (by their landlord friend?) since she made a spread for Christmas.

Adding new pillows every week are just as good as a real mattress. But she needs to get a duvet cover for that comforter, especially with a cat.

But, yeah…

Get thee on Craigslist, Raven.

I will so laugh if Cas claws a leak in the inflatable.

No. 479375

>>479223
This stuff is VILE. I drank a shot on a dare and became violently ill. It tastes like an unholy brew of Cremora, artificial strawberries, sugar and cut-rate tequila. Figures our gal Di would be partial to it.

But I thought she said she didn’t drink?

No. 479379

>>479375

She is not known to drink except for very occasions. She said that she gets drunk fast, but a low tolerance could be an effect of the gastrectomy?

No. 479382

>>479379
or because she is a cheap date… >>479379

No. 479384

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Nicked from the other farm. I'm not following her. What else did she get?

http://www.hottopic.com/product/disney-snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs-poison-apple-fragrance/11123216.html

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>>479384
What every 41 year old sleeping on an air mattress wants.

No. 479387

If they already got a pet to try and fix their relationship it’s going south real fucking fast.

No. 479388

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I wonder how well the heater in the trailer works.

No. 479427

I'm strangely fascinated by her attraction to those fandoms. Disney anti-princesses and Supernatural I get, but not so much Doctor Who.

I feel like I even sort of get the attraction to cutesy hair pins and plushies and shit because she's pretending that she's still a teenager. But on her, the teenager stuff is creepy, because she's simultaneously the 14 year old girl and then the forty plus mommy with all these dudes she ends up fucking. She's so weird.

What a seriously nasty headfuck she must be.

No. 479442

>>479386

What a sight they must be. Josh in his horror movie villains jacket and Raven carrying her Disney villains bag.

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No. 479444

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>>479388

These were some of the first items she added to her previous wishlist.

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>>479100

It begins.

No. 479448

>>479445
Ah yes, just what a struggling Gravy needs when she can't even afford trinkets, basic appliances and furniture–CATS.
What is it with irresponsible broke people and pets? I feel so sorry for these animals, history will just repeat itself.

No. 479455

>>479444
Couchboy will love it if someone sends her one of those. She can hang out in her underwear all day and post pictures. She can keep it at 75 degrees. Then he will get to pay huge electric bills from her being warm while he works outside.

No. 479457

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>>479443
>lives in run down trailer
>trailer skirt is falling apart
>our pipes froze!

No shit, Sherlock. They probably didn't even think to keep the taps dripping. I feel bad for their dogs outside in this.

>>479445
>>479444
Do you think she even bothers to budget shop or does she just grab the first thing she sees? Some of these prices are ridiculous for how basic an item they are, like the fan. You can get a box fan for under $20 in some places. I guess as long as someone else is footing the bill she doesn't care if it's wasting money.

No. 479465

>>479442
For real, his horror movie jacket was one of the tackiest things I've ever seen. All his horror movie t-shirts and jeans outfits look like they would belong in some kid's closet, not a 30 year old man.

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>>479442
>>479465
No kidding, she is making him look so stupid. They look like a couple of adults cosplaying as middle schoolers.

No. 479502

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Why is she asking about another cat??

No. 479505

>>479502
because she's a hoarder? hopefully her display pic will be the red flag they need

No. 479510

>>479502
>raven gets 100 cats
>josh life consists of working shit job and buying trinkets for his literal crazy catlady wife and living in a trailer that’s full of cat feces and stuffed toys
>an heroes

No. 479511

>>479510

Eh, you are probably right (he won't an hero, but he's gotta be wondering already why his life sucks so much worse than it did) but I don't feel pity for him, as he was warned (and acted like a shitheel in general). The ones who don't deserve what is coming their way are his family.

No. 479522

>>479348

Could be short for Casey

No. 479526

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Oh another one…

>>479522
Its short for cashmere because the fur is so soft aparently.

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>>479502
She got a new one already and she's asking about another one

No. 479528

>>479527
Oh fuck, I wish I saw this earlier. A lot of rescues (in the North East where I live) are really strict to who they adopt out to. If that rescue was anything like the ones here I could have just sent them the screencaps where admits " I kind of want a household without any pets," how " mr. Marmalade is an asshole" and the screencaps of her selling the kittens. It would make rescues here have heart attacks.

No. 479531

>>479527
Slowly he looks as if he's regretting all his decisions.

No. 479533

>>479527
>two cats, no furniture

A raggedy trailer full of useless stuffed animals, plastic toys, broken blinds and zero furnishings. Raven and Josh living the poor white trash dream. Poor cats.

No. 479534

>>479527
I really can't with this woman.

her priorities are so fucked up, jfk. And she still doesn't have her NZ stuff yet! And you know none of it is furniture.

get. a. bed. not. more. cats.

No. 479549

>>479526
>was annoyed because the kitten has been crying at night

Anon at >>479225 you called it.

How long untill there is cat fur and litter everywhere in that red carpet floor? That house will never be clean again.

No. 479553

All of a sudden she likes disney ? Emily boo likes disney too, is that another thing she copies from her ?
She will never use the perfume cause its too pretty and will keep for decoration. The cats will probably get their furniture before josh and ursula get a couch.Which she could get for free too. I once found one that got thrown out and was in good condition.

No. 479554

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>>478795

>stray stuck in a tree, probably three months old


Did they take her to a vet to check for a chip and illnesses? Did the woman who found her attempt to find her owners?

>>479528

It was Mr. Marshmallow who was a dick. Marmalade was being so damn bad.

I know keeping up is difficult because she has had so many cats, some for only a few days or weeks like Loki and Dante which she bought last year to keep Marmalade company when she seemed lonely after Raven sold her kittens >>371823.

In April 2016 she adopted a dog and cat together to replace her dog Skelly which she had when she was with Ryan. In the video she says, "I'm always looking for new babies, so I'll take good care of them."
https://youtu.be/uB2lhcaJ8cU

She rehomed them a week later after the dog bit Logan's grandmother, tried to bite Logan, and attacked Marmalade.
https://youtu.be/6TMiXZax8Ns

In March 2016 she uploaded a video of two kittens they were planning to adopt but didn't.
https://youtu.be/JBHHImiiwIE

She acquired Marmalade in December 2015 along with another kitten, Mercury (Murky).
https://youtu.be/HOjZ53E_Ybs

Earlier in 2015 she acquired Marshmallow, Mystery, and Munchkin.
https://youtu.be/F-wYx2-9Oq8

And Winter, another Ragdoll.
https://youtu.be/VJkaQYnhPBA

Also in 2015, a kitten named Pickles made an appearance.
https://youtu.be/ehPfQsnWVIc

She also had several cats when she was with Ryan.

No. 479555

Josh's expenses keep piling up. Now he had to provide for two cats , possibly a third all while buying whatever raven ask for.She probably makes him feel guilty for that accident.

No. 479556

>>479554
Gotcha bitch ! Wont be long before she says that about her current cats. They will mess with her plushies, dirty up that carpet , scratch everything, not let her sleep all day , require attention ! She will be too lazy to even clean up after them.

No. 479558

>>479556
>>479556
Oh no anon. Raven is never too lazy. Her tailbone hurts…. I mean, her shoulder from the accident…. Or no, her miscarriage…. Can't keep up anymore sorry

No. 479559

>>479527

Josh wearing his work shirt in bed again and with his head propped against the broken blinds.

And did he bring home yet another plush bear for her?

No. 479562

Can someone please report her please? I know we're not meant to meddle with cows but it's one thing to treat humans like shit who can fight back, and another to bring innocent animals into your fucked up world especially when you have a history of animal abuse/torture and getting bored of them when they stop being cute/are too noisy/don't do as you say. It pisses me off so much, she truly is disgusting.

>>479553
Yup she obsessively spies on Emily and copies everything from her, pathetic

No. 479563

>>479472
The better to try and attract another 16 year old childbride with when she gets tired of couchboy. Probably.

>>479502
There might be some reasoning here based on the misconception that one cat would get lonely on its own. However that's not really the case, and even if it was, if you're home doing absolutely nothing all day but playing fb games and adding more shit to your amazon wishlist, the one cat you've got has got you and won't be lonely.

>>479510
It won't be 100 tho. It'll just be kittens that she'll get rid of when they get big and apparently less cute. i don't get this mentality cos mine's the most adorable still at age 10, but i've seen not only raven but others do this because cluster b shit.

>>479526
>he was never alone before
AND. HE. NEVER. IS. ALONE. YOU. NEVER. LEAVE. YOUR. TRAILER. EXCEPT. TO. SHOP. trybeingadecentpetmumforoncefucksakedude.

Kitten breeding saga when? Do we know if the boy cat's been neutered or no? The girl probably hasn't if they found her in a tree.

Honestly I wouldn't even want someone like Raven to have goldfish. Or goddamn sea monkeys. She should just get more teddy bears instead, since she seems averse to buying useful shit like a working stove, and not get real animals anymore.

No. 479566

>>479553
I think it was last thread? Emily got a Maleficent tattoo, and not long after Gran followed suit. she's such a skinwalker

No. 479567

>>479562

Report her for what and to whom? She has two cats which she is not neglecting or mistreating. And this is rural South Carolina we're talking about.

>>479563

She has repeatedly used "my cat is lonely" as an excuse to get another cat.

And she has experience with The traits of Ragdolls. In the description of the video of Winter she wrote:

>His name is Winter and he is an 8 week old 3/4 Ragdoll male. I've never had a kitten quite like Winter. He follows you room to room, hates to be alone, and curls up in your lap every chance he gets, or cuddles by your leg. Anything as long as he's touching you. I know a lot of cats/kittens are like this but you have to remember he's been here for 4 hours!

No. 479568

>>479566

Emily has two Maleficent tattoos, the second done in 2015 >>427718.

No. 479572

>>479568
I'd forgotten how quick these threads move, my bad. I just remember an anon turning it upside down and pasting her face on it and many keks were had.

No. 479573

File: 1515154465435.jpg (56.35 KB, 515x916, 1503803471718.jpg)


No. 479574

She has deleted her Ravaged by Raven Facebook page.

No. 479578

>>479573
This is a masterpiece

No. 479592

>>479528

Here in the UK they do house inspections too. No fucking way would they allow a rescue into a shed with frozen pipes, an already unestablished cat (way to freak him out for life, bitch) and no damn furniture.

Cravy's been fun. But I can't even hate-watch or laugh at where animals are concerned. Raven, you obsessive fucknut CUNT, YOU are the sort of living situation cats are rescued FROM.

Pissed off. I know, I know, don't get angry. Cos we all know those cats are gonna have annual checkups and shots and decent food…

Fuck you, Raven.

No. 479593

>>479573

The nonnie that did this is my hero.

No. 479594

Every recent pic of Couchie could be captioned

"I want my couch back…"

The poster boy for dumb regret.

No. 479595

>>479567

But she immediately contradicts herself

>doesn't want humans when playing


She anthropomorphizes her pets. It's not about them being lonely (my single cat would be very, very unhappy if I got another) it's petty justification for what SHE wants. Instant gratification and the immediate buzz from "rescuing" animals. That buzz can and often is killed by the first vet bill.

No. 479630

>>479595

Anon, don't you know pets are just toys for Raven to play with? It's not like they're living beings with their own needs or anything.

No. 479633

>>479527
He's dead already. She hasn't even been there three months and he's fucking over it. Wow.

No. 479634

>>479630

Of course…d'oh! What was I THINKING?

Amazed she's not trying to dye the poor little things shit-green and tattooing random, incoherent nonsense all over them.

"I had to like get rid of the like fuckin things. Like i gave them these fuckin really cute like tattoos and they were fuckin like SO UNGRATEFUL. Then they like popped the fuckin airbed and fuckin Couchie hasn't like sorted out a new one AND IT'S ALL TERRIBLE AND WHY IS MY FUCKIN LIFE SUCH A SHIT FEST…."

No. 479635

>>479633

And the cats are all over him. Not her. Which makes me laugh quite a lot more than it should.

No. 479664

>>479573

aww I'm glad someone remembered this-

I don't use photoshop so fucked it up a fair bit but I do think it still captures her essence

No. 479690

File: 1515245213587.png (286.94 KB, 753x501, Screenshot_2018-01-06-05-18-39…)

Did he buy this for her or did she buy it for herself? Is the tattoo not enough? She should just literally brand her heifer ass.

No. 479691

>>479690
She uses material things to 'prove' her love. Josh still hasnt gotten her name tattooed, that must kill her! She doesnt understand that normal adults don't do this kind of thing to show love. what those two have is obsession/lust

No. 479692

File: 1515245595950.png (796.95 KB, 800x983, Screenshot_2018-01-06-05-19-19…)


No. 479693

>>479692

Someone plz shoop this to say Miss Horrorcow.

No. 479698

File: 1515247954542.png (964.28 KB, 2625x2625, stoe-issue-36.png)

>>479693

I would but I don't have my computer. But here is a large image from their website to work with.

No. 479719

>>479691
He's spending money on everything but that tattoo kek

No. 479756

>>479719
Yeah I love how he was being all condescending to us hatuuurzzz because there are things like bills momos, so tattoo is not a priority… But look at them now lmao. Spending on everything but on the important. What's the excuse now?

No. 479806

God yes, perfect banner for Miss HorrorCow

>>479693

No. 479849

File: 1515344106003.png (325.49 KB, 800x1170, Screenshot_2018-01-07-08-53-20…)

Bring on the cat trees!

No. 479850

File: 1515344722133.png (174.65 KB, 555x579, IMG_9509.PNG)

facepalm
both of these pics she wasnt even 3 months along if she ever was pregnant.
as some one whos had 2 kids you do not get a bump until then! she looks bloated and fat. bumps arnt that low down its stretched skin from giving birth

No. 479856

>>479850
I just can’t with this bitch. There is no “baby bump” until well into the second trimester. Ravens a typical white trash attention whore who thinks extra servings of Taco Bell on her gunt is a baby. Her need for attention is insatiable

No. 479863

Bitch that's not called "showing", that's called being bloated. IF you were knocked up by SlowMomo your zygote woukd have been a cluster of cells, not some fully developing fetus.
You are literally showing us all the gas progesterone induced farts that are trapped in your gut and calling those farts your baby.
Top keks Fart Queen

No. 479865

>>479856
That's exactly what it is. A gunt. A gunt on a cunt!

No. 479869

>>479850
Uhm…. Correct me if I'm wrong but the one on the right she has her goathead-not-copying-Emily tattoo, you can fucking see the horns.
She didnt get that one until recently, so when did she say this was taken? She got that tat last year..

No. 479874

>>479869

The pic on the right was taken before she miscarried after the car accident, when they were "ninety, ninety-five percent sure [she] was pregnant. All the signs were there."

No. 479878

>>479874
All the signs except for a positive one.

No. 479881

>>479850
Oh god Raven just stop. You weren't pregnant, just fat. Stop trying to milk the pity from Josh and his family, you old lying hag.

No. 479891

File: 1515369003877.jpeg (119.7 KB, 1242x1330, CCEF7961-120C-4B53-99BE-2BB8E6…)

I zoomed in and it looks photoshopped to me. The angles of her stomach are sharp vs curved.

No. 479898

>>479850
>it's all gone now
>still a fat hog

No. 479902

>>479891
That's because there's something in front of it. Looks like the things that hold up mirrors.

No. 479903

File: 1515376534778.jpg (713.32 KB, 1440x2960, 201801071610460447.jpg)

>>479891
Anon that's clearly a screwed mount to hold her mirror up.

No. 479904

>>479863
>gas progesterone induced farts that are trapped in your gut

I giggled like a school girl. Raven and her fart babies.

No. 479905

>>479904

>Her Slim Jim fart babies.

No. 479906

>>479903

Oops, my bad. Thanks for pointing out what should have been obvious.

No. 479910

I wonder if her not miscarriage is another reason not to have sex.

No. 479920

>>479874
Would they rather spend all their money on cheap gifts for one another than a pregnancy test?? And why wasn't a blood test done when she was in the hospital? Bitch you weren't pregnant, you're just fat.

No. 479921

>>479910
nah, too early in the cycle for that. this is still honeymoon territory, where the female sperm whale needs to make sure her mate is locked down.
this is just Gran doing her thing - some of her followers started commenting how fat she was getting, so she turned it into a drama about a (spilled period/) lost child.

No. 479922

I just ate 2 bean burritos and I guess I'm pregnant now too.

No. 479925

She really does look the same in the photo where she says she was pregnant with twins…

Because she was fucking fat then and she's fucking fat now.

No. 479931

>>479690
Fudgecrackers, forgot to sage.

Her tattoos are so gross. They look like shy I drew on my hands with sharpie in high school. How could you spend all that money and time and skin and not put nearly the same amount of thought or research into what you want to permanently tattoo on your body? Just because it’s vaguely gothic, doesn’t mean it’s meant to be on your body forever…

No. 479934

File: 1515396585229.jpg (796.73 KB, 2250x4000, IMG_6409.JPG)

Here's some photos of your typical younger woman all knocked up, months 1 - 6.

Now, Ragoo isn't young and she's been up the duff several times. Both of these factors play into how a woman shows in pregnancy. Typically, the older you are and the more spawns you've contained, the later you are to show. Plus she's a porker. But ignore all of those facts for now.

If we are to believe this is her showing, and not a photo of her Slim Jim farts, according to the photos, she looks to be 4, maybe closer to 5 months along. Yes?
4 or 5 months ago she hadn't met Joshua yet and she was living with either Logan, or Ryan. Pretty sure it was Ryan, but maybe another anon can chime in if they know.

No. 479944

>>479934

She's curving her back to look as "pregnant" as possible. Methinks more shackles for Couchie…

Kerrist. Can you imagine that hideous SCARRED tat all stretched out? Only Cravy not only doesn't hide her "self-harm" (light scratches she does on herself to induce guilt in gullible men) she has to advertise it.

No. 479945

File: 1515410035838.jpg (89.4 KB, 1192x466, w6JPbSA.jpg)

Once again, Gravy is imitating Emily. The perfume on the left was a gift chosen out by her from Couch Boy. I'm also fairly certain Emily used that same design for necklaces she made ages ago. Fuck me, thank fuck the fat hag isn't in the UK or she'd be wearing Emily's skin, she's so obsessed. Also who wants to place a bet for how long it'll take for Gravy to change her glasses in yet another attempt to copy her idol? kek

No. 479951

>>479934

She mentioned having had her period since moving in >>469952 which was posted at the end of November.

>And it's just…like, I've got this guy that treats me like I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, with makeup, without makeup, fat, not fat, on my period sick first thing in the morning, it doesn't matter.


>>479945

It wasn't from Josh. She used a gift card Josh's mom gave her.

No. 479952

File: 1515416636301.png (340.52 KB, 800x664, Screenshot_2018-01-08-05-01-05…)

She seems determined to cosplay the OP image from the last thread.

No. 479972

>>479850
I'm sure she's running out of sympathy and pain meds. I bet she milked the doc for as much meds as possible. Now she wants people to be worried about her emotional health despite being on video saying she no longer wants a shit like Dorian and has no desire to be pregnant. No one gives me a hate boner like Raven.

No. 480007

>>479972
she put the 'all gone now' post on her patreon on the 26th dec … and according to graphtreon, lost a patron the same day kek. her master plan to make money off us is going great guns.

No. 480016

>>480007

Someone here is paying to have seen and screencapped the post.

No. 480026

File: 1515461462156.png (2.63 MB, 1242x2208, 44953262-388C-4F29-9BB7-013137…)

I’m glad she is so modest.

No. 480027

File: 1515462316136.jpg (227.7 KB, 1054x860, Screenshot_20180109-144403.jpg)

Oxy fiend

No. 480028

>>480027
Holy shit, she is going full white trash this year.

No. 480033

I like how she uses after “I bled it out” vs had a miscarriage just to add some gore/shock at an attempt to gain more sympathy.

———————

More painkillers, nice. Once those run out, Josh will have to start contacting his old dealer for her. Mama Ravey needs her medicinesssss!

No. 480038

>>480027
The beginning of addiction. I suppose she's had serious enough injuries that she might still be in pain, but I know she loves those pills because of the high rather than the relief. It's easy to get addicted when you're at home with nothing to do other than feel good. She's going to be hooked eventually. She'll never be "without pain" and will always be pandering for more.

No. 480039

Their accident wasn't even that bad.. She's just putting on an act to get pain pills lul. Wouldn't be surprised if she milks this for years to come

No. 480042

>>480027
Wonder if she'll go full munchie now. She already milks her miscarriages (and even makes them up) so why not go full hog and include suffering and pain from her accident since her tailbone didn't get her much sympathy.

No. 480060

>>480016
she thought we each would, though

No. 480064

File: 1515493898415.jpg (226.4 KB, 1080x1920, S80109-231937.jpg)

Raven has caused someone else to hate her because she can't handle any type of criticism!

More screenshots too come

No. 480065

File: 1515494138812.jpg (511.11 KB, 1080x1920, S80109-233356.jpg)

1/3 connected screenshot

Can't upload all together on my phone

No. 480066

File: 1515494190540.jpg (372.47 KB, 1080x1920, S80109-233403.jpg)

2/3 connected screenshot

No. 480067

File: 1515494220940.jpg (356.67 KB, 1080x1920, S80109-233414.jpg)

3/3

No. 480068

File: 1515494340740.jpg (528.26 KB, 1080x1920, S80109-232153.jpg)

LOL I wonder if this person is an anon

No. 480069

File: 1515494570446.jpg (449.23 KB, 1080x1920, S80109-231924.jpg)

Last screenshot I saved!

No. 480070

>>480069
Is that the gal she named in that 'found a rat' video?

Raven showing her class as always.

No. 480071

>>480065
Raven telling someone fighting cancer to kill themselves? That is low even for you, Diana.

No. 480073

Shes removed her like page

No. 480077

>>480073

Raven or Gir? i hope not Gir, because i'm very pleased with what she's giving to Raven so far.

No. 480078

>>480064

also, apologies for samefagging and laziness but what sparked this? where did she call her a liar? can't really dig rn because at work.

No. 480079

>>480077
oops meant ravens page has gone

No. 480080

File: 1515501691785.gif (1.91 MB, 268x268, 1477321890441.gif)

>>480065
>>480066
>>480067
Oh this is a glorious thing to wake up to. Wonder what she'll do when she sees people are turning on her.

No. 480083

File: 1515503118197.jpeg (586.01 KB, 1242x2208, AD1F8BC7-6EE1-4449-8C92-AC42CB…)

Good old Raven is back

No. 480085

>>480083
>I broadcast my entire life to the internet, how dare anyone form a negative opinion on what I tell the world!!

Gravey you're going to run out of fingers to count your husbands on, you shacked up with your son's best friend when he was under 18, you've shown off a baggy full of fetus remains to the world and you claim you're the victim in every story while simultaneously calling everyone who doesn't kiss your ass a "skinny stick ugly cunt bitch hater" from your blowup bed in WhiteTrash, USA.

No one is jealous of you for having to eat Taco Bell off a plastic folding table. No one wants to be you or wear your skin like you do with Emily and that's what really ticks you off, isn't it?

You've gone from being a laughingstock in New Zealand with at least having a bad reputation to being utterly nobody in Hicksville where the only excitement you get is scaring small children in the local Walmart while you snatch stuffed animals out of their hands to add to your hoard.

No wonder you're getting so mad. Must suck to realize that moving back to the States and being stuck here was the worst decision you've made in a while.

Go pop a few Oxy and enjoy your new life as a future druggie because it's the most excitement you'll get in a while until you end up either on Hoarders or My 600 Pound Life.

No. 480086

>>480085
Well said anon.

>the only excitement you get is scaring small children in the local Walmart while you snatch stuffed animals out of their hands to add to your hoard


topkek

No. 480088

>>480083
She honestly sounds like she is about to have an aneurysm. I wonder what her blood pressure is like. She is so full of hate and spite and anger. I bet it's through the roof.

No. 480089

>>480083
She's really angry a few people took Gir's side. She really doesn't get it? She acts like this person personally assaulted her. She left a shitty comment and you told her to kill yourself. It's no longer the 90s you aging granny and suicide is a hot topic issue in 2018 on social media.

It's funny how Raven is still holding onto that one comment about being jealous she hunts emotionally vulnerable men. She thinks that's the mass of her haters? The amount of cuck she describes Ryan, Logan and Josh as, is by far nothing to be jealous of. Some sperg makes a random comment and Raven holds onto it harder than the stuff her actual "loved ones" say.

No. 480091

I just realized Raven lives in Columbia, SC. I did Basic Training at Fort Jackson.

Take comfort in knowing that she lives in knowing that she if she ever decides to venture out of her shit shack trailer, she is going to be absolutely miserable.

No. 480097

>>480091

Actually they live in Saluda. Her saying that they live in Columbia is a lie, too.

No. 480099


No. 480105

I am utterly gobsmacked that she deleted her Official Raven Sparks page since she values her status as a "public figure" and that page was her primary outlet for her exhibitionism.

People have similarly called her out before, but she did not delete her page. Why didn't she simply curate the comments as usual?

And it was on her personal account that people were criticising her for telling Gir to kill herself.

No. 480106

>>480105
maybe it got taken down?

No. 480123

>>480083
Woof, narc rage in full effect lol

No. 480125

>>480069
I just read this now but that comment is gold. I hope it made Raven explode.

No. 480126

>>480105
Does any one have more screencaps of this?

No. 480154

>>480125
I think considering she deleted the page, I'd say she did. I can't wait for the 2 hour narc rant video that will be uploaded in the next couple days.

No. 480159

I can still see both of her Facebook pages. She must of only temporarily deleted it

No. 480160

File: 1515544486424.png (439.39 KB, 1242x2208, ABE96747-3B7F-4D75-AC14-A9E9ED…)

I’m glad she is poking at her. Couchboy is going to love girl drama tonight. Maybe Raven will just get high and pass
Out from her drugs.

No. 480162

>>480159

Which pages? She has several.

https://www.facebook.com/Official.Raven.Sparks

Content Not Found

No. 480163

File: 1515546654365.png (1.04 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180110-010914.png)

>>480162
https://www.facebook.com/Official.Raven.Sparks

This one is not deleted ,i can still see everything

And her "fan page " is still up also

No. 480164

>>480163

Isn't the Official.Raven.Sparks community page her fan page?

What is the URL of her fan page you speak of?

She must have made Official.Raven.Sparks a private community. But why, when she can simply curate comments?

No. 480172

>>480164
It's more than likely she took the page down because she reported that person for bullying, and she doesn't to risk fan page getting removed if she was reported too.

No. 480173

>>480172
she took it down because she didn't want to get counter reported for being a fucking piece of shit

No. 480174

>>480173
That's what I meant

No. 480175

>>480174
I know. Was agreeing with you

No. 480178

>>480173
>>480173

But this post >>480065 was on one of her personal accounts, correct? She didn't tell Gir to kill herself on her Official.Raven.Sparks page.

Anons, when posting screencaps please include the URL handle since she has so many.

No. 480179

>>480178
that personal account is linked to her fan page though, so if her account got reported it would have led to her page getting shut down

No. 480181

>>480180
the Raven Sparks one

No. 480182

>>480179

Which personal account?

>>480163 said that her Official.Raven.Sparks community page is still up. Before this drama it was an open community and visible without logging in; now it returns "Content Not Found." Is it only visible to members, meaning that it is now a closed community?

Is the "fan page" different from the ORS community page?

No. 480183

>>480181

She has several personal accounts. What is the URL/handle?

No. 480184

File: 1515599080885.png (100.73 KB, 1440x363, Screenshot_2018-01-10-15-39-20…)

She's posted an instagram about how she needs to loose weight as shes put on about 15 pounds since the split. Says shes conflicted as couchy loves her as she is. Then she posted this comment which is in the pic: (the post was too long for me to get the photo and caption on my phone clearly)

No. 480186

>>480184
This literally makes no sense. It's just word salad. Firstly she wants to be anorexic and secondly does not want to be anorexic.

No. 480187

>>480184
>I love myself, I'm so attractive and my partner thinks I'm so attractive, all women are ugly and jealous if my good looks and wish they were me so they could get any man.
>bloobloo I wish I was anorexic

No. 480189

>>480184
a few more miscarriages and that weight will come right off

No. 480199

>>480186

I think she's trying to say that she wishes she looked underweight (which isn't a synonym for 'anorexic' Raven you retard) but men probably wouldn't find that attractive.

Also there are a lot of health complications that come with that territory and she's unable to go 5 minutes without stuffing Taco Bell down her throat.

No. 480200

File: 1515606433539.png (211.63 KB, 1089x628, diana6.png)

saw this on the other farms.

>go kill yourself you ugly piece of shit

>waaah I'm being bullied

gg Gran. #notbothered2018

No. 480204

>>480200

Yet gran secretly longs to be as skinny as she is.

No. 480206

>>480200

To claify, that screencap was posted on KF by Gir. She said that Raven "got my page unpublished for 'bullying.' … Hopefully, Facebook reinstates my page, because I've had it for years. I really worked hard on it. She actually used her personal account to tell me to kill myself."

No. 480213

>>480206
Anyone else find it ironic that she was so triggered by someone reporting her videos for doxxing, yet she just reported someones Facebook page for "bullying" aka calling her out for her shit?

No. 480214

>>480213
samefag. It's almost like she can dish it out but can take it. INTERESTING.

No. 480215

This will be Couchua’s firsthand time dealing with Raven during a hater meltdown in real life. It has probably dawned on him what a mistake he has made. Logan dealt with this for 5 years so I wonder how long Couch Boy will last.

> The Honeymoon is over baby, it’s never gonna be that way again

No. 480220

>>480215
I can only imagine how she must be in real life if the videos are any indication. She'll probably never shut the fuck up about it for days to Josh. Like in those videos when she first got to Saluda and she was constantly "TELL THEM JOSH, TELL THEM I'M NOT FAT, TELL, THEM YOU THINK I'M PRETTY, TELL THEM, TELL THEM!!!" That has to be so annoying to put up with.

No. 480222

>>480220
All I know is that Raven left her child bride predominantly because now she has back up from the haters. I fucking hope he delivers, unless he was full of shit. Which we know he was. He was bored all day, so he had to desperately make his unemployment ass seem like a catch. Now he's tired and doing grown up things and no where to be seen during this Hate-apocalypse 2018.

No. 480233

>>480222
It’s hilarious that her big thing when she hooked up with couchula was he was going to be her white knight online and cared enough to defend her against the haterz. Instead we have crickets.

Guess Josh really doesn’t care what ppl have say about his goffix granny girlfriend being an embarrassing fat attention whore online.
Poor Raven is just going to have to keep telling herself that ppl are just jealous of her glamorous lifestyle of making rambling
videos and taking cringey selfies in a dirty trailer with an air mattress. We covert her glamorous Wal-Mart shopping trips for more junk to add to her sad hoard of cheap shit from China.

No. 480245

>>480233
Couchboy probably doesn’t have time to deal with all of the anonymous haters. He has a job, he has to buy lots of presents for granny, and then there are things like laundry, cooking, shopping and scooping cat shit that granny can’t do because of all of her pain.

No. 480269

>>480206
I thought most of that would be self-evident. thanks for the clarification … uh, Barb? lol.

el coucho is a real catch.
owns his own house = nah, don't even own the couch.
gonna defend the monkey on his back from all the haters = tumbleweeds
matching tattoos = lol nah j/k
"we're so alike!1!!" = "what the fuck is wrong with you" when she 'pranks' him.

You done well, Ravin. Keep it up.

No. 480273

File: 1515631963762.jpg (34.55 KB, 540x960, 26219741_838727266307679_67451…)

>>480200

Gir posted on KF that Facebook republished her page.

No. 480287

>>480184
>She posted about how she wants to loose weight but how Josh prefers her fat.

Quick flashback to >>463261 Q&A:

> R: Oh, and um are you a feeder? Are you trying to feed me and get me fat?


J: No. That whole thing is I don't, I don't really care what way she is. I love her no matter what. I think she's beautiful just the way she is. She can gain a hundred pounds, I wouldn't care. She can lose a hundred pounds, I really wouldn't care.

Ok? Ok.

No. 480304

>>480273
excellent, thought it would take FB a bit longer than that.

>>480287

so in other words, couchie doesn't give a shit but she can't just admit she's fat.

No. 480307

>>480304
Don’t be fooled, he does give a shit he’s just saying what he thinks he suppose to say because true lurv.

If he’s a chubby chaser (Which I don’t think but who knows. Was his last GF fat?) then he wants her to get fatter. But if he’s just average redneck dude he isn’t thrilled about Ravens ever expanding gunt.

Either way he does care but is just mouthing platitudes to appease Cravey

No. 480341

Hasn’t this drama been ongoing (on/off) with Gir? Like, it’s been dormant for quite awhile and now it’s started back up again?

No. 480346

>>480341
idk but from the screenshots up thread they seem like a bit of a cow, themselves.

Honestly kinda wondering if there's not some self posting/cheering going on, there. Yeah, she's 'telling off' Gravey, but she's also doing it in the most childest, xD 2003 tier level ever.

>I'm GirTheAlienGoldfish and I'm a lot fucking meaner than you


I've never cringed that hard. Are you anons cheering this person on taking the piss?

No. 480348

>>480346
I cringed at that too lol. Just… no….

No. 480349

File: 1515655700664.png (393.1 KB, 800x1280, Screenshot_2018-01-10-23-23-14…)

>>480346

Tryhard or sardonic?

No. 480351

>>480349
She seems like a kid. Either way shes not a 45 year old goff bullying others who cries rape when some one tells her how things are

No. 480354

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>>480349
I find it really hard to believe she's not some tryhard 'goff' kid stuck in 2003 tier shit, especially given her pseudonym and the way she talks. If she's being sarcastic/putting on this 'persona', it comes off like pic related. Also somewhat hard to believe if she's 'worked on her page for years and needs it back' or whatever.

>>480351
Ain't as bad as Gravey, but those replies were equally as cringe lmao.

If she's from KF or comes here or whatever, I honestly feel this is negative cow-tampering, too. Feels very attention-seeking.

But I digress, this is a thread about the whale graven and her couch more than couch.

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No. 480359

>>480341

I can find no previous cross-references to Gir or to Marionetta on lolcow or KF or in Google.

>>480346

>wondering if there's not some self posting/cheering going on


How could >>480064 be anything but a self-post?

I would very much like to read her comment that set-off Raven. Gir has only said that she called Raven a liar.

But notice that the screencaps are careful not include Gir's comment. If it was so innocuous, why omit it?

She was quick to appear on KF, proud of having needled Raven and basking in the praise of the KFarmers who didn't seek to verify her identity as they usually do.

Interestingly, she only just joined KF on Sunday and her first post in the Raven thread is timestamped 12:51am Wednesday in response to posts of the screencaps which were first posted here.

Since Youtube and Facebook do not display definitive timestamps, we can't tell whether the drama started before or after Gir joined KF.

Also, did she Google Raven and find lolcow and KF after the drama started? Or did she start the drama after finding the hate sites, intentionally antagonizing Raven into reacting in such a way as to allow Gir to play the victim?

Her post history

https://kiwifarms.net/search/1191235/

No. 480361

>>480307
Claudia was on the bigger side, not huge but big. And Josh has said he likes heavier women, Raven talked about this before leaving NZ iirc.

So yes, getting fatter is Raven's destiny.

No. 480363

>>480359
agree, she's a selfposter and deliberate drama seeker.

No. 480364

>>480346
yes. if she is a cow, let her sperg her way into a thread. in the meantime, she made gran chimpout hard so good on her. (I thought the 'meaner than you' but was hilarious. try harder, tumblr)

>>480359
I'd guess it was the same shit she said in her retort.
I'd also say she found the farms (either) before the drama. she reeled off Raven's greatest hits and told people to search her up.

No. 480365

>>480359
If that is a selfpost then I'm definitely feeling suspicious about all these related and fast to reply screens clearly taken by the same cellphone, lmao. How embarrassing either way.

No. 480366

>>480364
Ok, gir, go self post yourself a snow thread if you want one so badly and gtfo

No. 480367

>>480359

I can confirm that the screenshots are not self posts from Gir as I am not her.

I don't know where Gir is from but I live in NZ and come from the same city Raving lived and I definitely am not Goth.

I have no idea who Gir is and only came across her when I was facebook searching Raven. I tried to look for the original post that set off ravin but figured it must have came from her fan page which I couldn't see, even at the time that I took the screenshots. All the original posts are now deleted or hidden from what I can see.

I was about to ask how long Gir has had her Kiwifarms account..I don't even keep up to date/ check the drama there unless there is something mentioned here.

I am definitely not Gir lol

No. 480368

>>480367

What was >>480064 a reply to?

No. 480369

>>480359

Samefag.

Based on the screencaps the drama appears to have originated on Youtube, and Gir migrated it to Facebook.

Both sites suck for not having definitive timestamps.

No. 480370

>>480369

Addendum: definitive timestamps which include timezones.

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No. 480372

Raven's a true medical marvel.

I'm on opiates and they make me want to love everybody whilst my brain is trying yo crawl out of my head. And she has kittens - it's definitively impossible to be grumpy.

Goffbag Granny gets 'em and is exactly her same miserable, whiny, screechy self. Not even the ultimate feelgood pills over-ride Cravy's need to be an arsehole.

If Couchie's thinking fuckmylife now, just wait til the pills run out….

No. 480374

Can we confirm whether the Official.Raven.Sparks community page has been made a closed community or if it has actually been deleted?

And what is the URL of the "fan page" a few anons such as >>480163 have mentioned? If it is not the same page as the above community, it has never been posted on lolcow or KF.

No. 480376

>>480372

Agreed. Wishing you a speedy recovery, anon.

In her video about the accident >>476432

>And then they gave me the pills and I was like, ehhh…woo! [laughs] And it doesn't make me feel high, but it makes me feel really sleepy, like a sleeping pill, and no pain. It was like the accident never happened. I was like, woo yeah! And, you know, felt really good.


Raven, you just described feeling high.

No. 480377

>>480368

That comment was underneath either >>480068 or >>480069

The timestamps on facebook are New Zealand time

No. 480380

>>480376

Awww, thank you, that was kind.

And the post you highlighted completely bemused me. I knew the Big Bag Druggie Goffbag Granny was a massive exaggeration (she talkee about the effects of huge amounts of LSD on the daily, but it's what someone with no knowledge would THINK would happen, not the actual effects) but I thought she'd probably done something-or-other along the line. In my country, speed is ubiquitous with goff culture, for example.

Yet she describes that first shot with no recognition at all. Yes, Cravy, THAT is called "being bombed" and it comes with a secondary feeling you won't recognise; being happy. If you're a fool (huh) you keep chasing it.

And no, she does NOT need that level of painkiller for this long after her very mild injuries, even with the subjective experience of pain. I'm astounded an outpatient doc gave them to her, tho they are in Bumfuck SC - he probly thought she was a demon! (Jk, don't want to upset anyone.) Except Cravy.)

As for the photo….well THAT ruined my high. Jeeezus, Granny. Put it all away, nobody want to see it. Shuddder.

No. 480382

>>480380

For the record the accident was December 3rd, five weeks ago this past Sunday.

Since she mentioned seeing a doctor, does she now have health insurance or Medicaid?

No. 480383

>>480069

What was confusing me about this image is that it is a screencap of a post of a screencap.

Also, Marionetta Chan is Gir.

No. 480384

>>480371

That sad ass room is like a visible representation of her life. Bitch, get you some furniture off Facebook! You're on there 24/7 anyway. I bet you can even find ole Joshua a goff black one for him to sleep on when you two argue or your ~pain flares up~ uwu

No. 480385

>>480382

In context, one of my mates high-sided his motorbike - those spectacular bike accidents where you get thrown high in the air. Several broken ribs (including the top one she says was "flapping around" and Couchie says "cracked." Cos they'd just leave it flapping around, obvi) arm broken in several places, separated shoulder etc etc etc. He was on OTC pain meds after two weeks. But he didn't have a bit of a sore tailbone, I guess…

The bike wasn't very well at all tho.

No. 480387

>>480382

Nah, she has Couchie. The human chequebook. After all, it was ALL HIS FAULT she's going to be incapacitated for life. The least he can do is work 30 hours a day to make up for it, whilst simultaneously being home to take care of her every need. And fight off the haaayduuurz on her behalf. With a pink teddybear.

Come on, Couchie. Not good enough.

No. 480393

>>480384

That is an old pic taken in Dorian's old room and presumably when she was at her thinnest. All of the pics in that post are old (they are posted on KF).

No. 480398

since couchie's job is seasonal, how long is that expected to last? And how long will they last when he can't keep her in funko-pops and 3 day burritos?

No. 480405

>>480398

His job with FedEx Ground was never confirmed to be seasonal. He started working in mid-August.

No. 480432

>>480376
Raven, you retard, opiates make you tired. That's why you see junkies falling out.

I know she has her little stories about drug "abuse". But is it just for pity points? Raven, I'm an exjunkie/alcoholic. It's obvious you're abusing your script. Especially with the "i dont even feel high". Trying to convince others that you're not enjoying that warm floaty feeling. Just start doing heroin now. Its no more "dirty" than getting high on pills.

No. 480448

It still floors me that this hag thinks she is living a life that others covet. Oldfag here. My peers have mortgages, educations, careers, long-time partners who left home before 30 and managed to acquire more possessions than a blow-up bed, kids they are assisting through college or sending to prom, old and new friends who celebrate holidays and birthdays with them, pets that die of old age, and I know Raven would look at them and think they were jealous of her because she's with a man who is younger than her who also has long hair so he's cool or something.

I genuinely cannot understand the mindset of someone who would who is middle aged and would want a bunch of mass-manufactured Hot Topic crap and poorly constructed clothes marketed at teenagers going through phases than a couch, a complete set of dishes, cookware, curtains. If I found myself living as Raven does I would straight up be suicidal. Raven thinks she's winning. It's amazing, her mindset.

Joshua, if you have time to read here after an exhausting day of working then appeasing your cow-wife and cleaning up after her latest furry acquisitions/victims, you can leave at any time. You bought a pig in a poke. You didn't look a gift whore in the mouth before moving her into your trailer of love. You've done reaped the whirlwind, son, but don't lose five years of your life like Logan did - get out quick before your bad decision becomes a permanent lifestyle choice.

No. 480459

it's still upsetting me so much that she's started getting cats - they're not collectibles - they're family and that means nothing to gravey - another oldfag here - me and mt parter lived toger for years before we got a cat, making sure we could afford premium food, vet bills and insurance…argh it makes me do angry because those kitties look lovely - and have ended up in the wrong hands

No. 480460

sorry - a load of emotional typos!

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>>480485
I had to stop watching it. The graphic description of the cats death was completely unnecessary, I know people process things differently but that tells me a lot about her. Normal people who love their pets don't crap on to YouTube about how their pet was twitching and bleeding out in it's last moments. Had to stop watching when she proudly declared she's "knowledgeable about animals", no, just no

No. 480493

>>480485
"If you tell me to spay/neuter my pets I'm going to do the complete opposite"


Do you know who uses that kind of logic? 5 year olds. Jesus fuck Gravy. Stop.

No. 480497

Can someone look up the spay and neuter laws where she's at? In my state you have to spay and neuter by a certain age.

No. 480504

>>480491

Shit yes, Dorian. Total "fuck you" move! I hope Diana sees this and loses her shit in one of her hilarious edgelord tantrums.

No. 480506

>>480493

Lmao just complete the trailer trash persona by having all of your belongings smell like cat piss, Raven. I'm sure your landlord will be so pleased.

No. 480507

>>480493

Lmao just complete the trailer trash persona by having all of your belongings smell like cat piss, Raven. I'm sure your landlord will be so pleased.

No. 480516

Either she blocked me because I commented on one of Gir's posts or she's hidden her accounts until the whole "I told a cancer paitent to kill themselves" thing blows over or she manages to spin it in her favor somehow

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>>480485

Questions about Marmalade answered

Published on Jan 11, 2018

Hey, guys. Long time, kind of. This is a video addressing a lot of the comments and questions I'm getting on the Marmalade video where she was crying and about to give birth and all that stuff.

Now, I made that video, I didn't really think anything of it, I definitely didn't think it was gonna be a popular video or blow up the way that it has. But it is, like, my most viewed video out of all my videos, and as such there are a lot of comments, a lot of ignorant people, a lot of people that like to poke and troll, and a lot of people that don't know how to read the description. And as much as I write in the description trying to answer the questions, if you're not gonna read it, then it's not gonna do any good. So I thought I would make a separate video here, and I'll link it in the description hoping that some people will check it out. Otherwise I'll just upload it as it is for those that are curious.

Question number one has been, what breed of cat was she, is she, was she? She was a Persian Ragdoll cross. Her mother was a Persian and her father was a Ragdoll. I knew the owner, and I went and I visited many times so I saw both of her parents, and that is definitely a hundred percent what she was. She was a very beautiful color. I've never seen colors like her. She didn't even give birth to anybody that even looked remotely like her so that really sucks.

How did she die? I did post a video about it. I know I kind of rushed through it because I was really, really upset at the moment. But um, what had happened was, it wasn't negligence or anything like that. As you guys might or might not know my husband and I had split up. He went to his mom's house, I went somewhere else while I was preparing to come here to the States, and he took her because he was obviously staying in New Zealand. When he took her she was indoors with him, and she got out. Um, because she got out he was not able to catch her. She don't know where she was. She just didn't want to get caught. And as you know, if a cat's outside and does not want to get caught, they're not gonna be caught.

One day he was walking to work and she followed him further than she's ever followed him before. I don't know why she decided to, she just did. And he tried to shoo her back towards the house. She didn't want to go. And he turned around and she was, like, right there, and he was like, Marmalade, go, you know, go back home. And instead of running that direction she ran into the middle of the street. And she was over the middle line towards the traffic going the opposite way, and a truck came barreling out of nowhere way too fast and over the line. If he had been completely in his lane he probably wouldn't have actually hit her because she froze and just kind of stood there. And my ex was there. Like, he knew what was gonna happen and he was like, oh man, this isn't happening, this is happening. And it did. And he was really distraught, really upset. He ran and he grabbed her. The, the truck smacked into her, knocked her. She was pretty much dead on impact I would think because she was bleeding everywhere. He didn't know she was bleeding at first. She was twitching and moving and it was dark outside, so he actually didn't know what was going on. He just knew, fuck, she's, she's in trouble. And he called me up and he said, you need to get over here right now. And I rushed over and she was already dead. And he had ran her home and she died in his arms, like, completely died on his arms, although the impact would have been enough to to kill her in the first place.

The number one comment I get that I am deleting every time I see it because I'm just sick of acknowledging it because it's in the description and it's in the new upload is, who is that racist cunt in the background? That racist cunt is some dickwad that was living there. And I said, I'm gonna be making a video, Marmalade is in labor. It is not something that I could refilm or redo. If you have issues with your game, don't start screaming like a little bitch. Just don't play. Just stop playing for five minutes because I can't have you losing your shit and, and, and saying stupid shit because I'm not gonna be able to cut it out of the video. And he promised me that he wouldn't be saying that shit, and he did. And it was in the background so I was hoping that nobody would hear. I mean, I didn't actually even know that it was, it was there until somebody commented. And I was like, are you serious that that actually showed up cuz I heard it in person but I was like, oh it's, it's, like, down the hallway and in a room with the door closed, there's no way it would show up on camera. But it did on the video, and that's all everybody's focusing on. And for one, it's in the background. For two, it wasn't me or my husband at the time. For three, it's not something again I can cut out. Just focus on the video and stop focusing on some dumbass in the background. I did what I could. I tried to cut it out, but Youtube will not let me because there's, there's over a million views on that video. So the only thing they did when I try to use their editing tool to cut it was they saved it and uploaded it as a separate video. I did what I could. I can't do anything else. Stop focusing on it. I'm deleting the comments about it because I'm just sick and tired of fucking reading it.

Anyway, I get people hounding me for touching the babies. They say, oh why are you touching those babies, if you touch the babies the mama's gonna reject them. Marmalade did not reject the babies. I am pretty knowledgeable when it comes to animals. I would not touch the babies if I thought there was any chance she would reject them and it would put them in any, any danger.

I've had three cats have kit have kittens in front of me. One was a cat that I took in that was already pregnant, and two were two sisters that I had with my ex-husband. And um, one I knew was pregnant, the other one we thought was a boy and the next thing you know she's giving birth. But uh, I've been there, I've watched, I've stayed, I've monitored, and I've actually helped. And I know I've saved the lives of some of the kittens because these first-time mothers don't really know what to do sometimes. One of them, the baby was stuck and I had to help, I had to help her, didn't hurt her. All the baby survived. It was, it was lucky I was there, actually. Another one, she didn't break the sack and the baby was sitting there couldn't breathe. I broke the sack and I stimulated its little chest and he started breathing and he..I think that was actually my Monster, maybe. It was one of, one of those litters were, were my favorite, one of my favorite cats Monster is from. And um, yeah, sometimes you have to step in. You shouldn't step in unless you see signs that you need to step in. But um, you, you should know your cat well enough also to know if they would tolerate you touching their babies or not. But again, I've never run into issues touching my cat's babies, so chill out and back off.

Another thing, you should spay and neuter all your pets, there's too many animals out there, yadda yadda yadda. Okay, this one I get where you're coming from. I know there's a lot of homeless animals, there's a lot of strays, there's over overpopulation, people just letting the cats have babies, cats and dogs and every other critter out there. But I had people asking me if they could adopt Marmalade's babies if she ever got pregnant when she was a baby herself before we even really thought about it. So I knew and I kept in contact with these people, they kept writing me. I knew that the babies would have homes. We actually were gonna keep all but one of the babies, and that baby went to my ex's mom. And uh, we ended up when we knew that we were gonna split and I was gonna come here, we ended up rehoming all the rest of them because I can't bring them here, it would cost way too much and it'll be so stressful on them and everything. And we screened all the potential families and they were all taken care of. We would not have taken them to a shelter or thrown them out on the street. They were, they were already sorted.

If you want people to spay and neuter their pets, there's other ways to go about saying that without being a total cunt about it because it's like the whole feminism thing. And I don't care if you agree with me or not, this is my own personal opinion and this is how I feel when people come at me. When you come at me nagging and being a total cunt about it, the last thing I want to do is spay and neuter my animals. I'm just like, fuck you, I'm just gonna let them all have babies. I'm not actually gonna do that, that's just the way it makes me feel in my head. Like, God, get the fuck off my back, who the hell are you to come here, you don't even know me and you're, you're hassling me and nagging me and judging me, you're…you don't take care of my pets. What if I wanted to keep all of them, you know, which we did. You're not one to say and to come here with that kind of attitude because all it's doing is the opposite of what you're probably trying to achieve. Some people…most people don't like to be talked down to like that. You could say it in a lot nicer, kinder way without coming across as, how fucking dare you, you irresponsible owner, what the fuck is wrong with you blah blah blah. I'm not gonna listen to you and I guarantee a lot of other people won't, either. And I know that's true because I've had this conversation with lots of other people in groups and boards. What do you feel about people who come at you like that? And they have all unanimously said it makes them not want to do it. Because nobody likes to be talked down to like that. So maybe you should think twice before you start nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, you know. I just…it's just food for thought.

Actually what we were gonna do if, if my ex and I had stayed together is, we were going to you um, we were gonna have…keep one of her babies originally and then spay her and then when that baby got older keep one of her babies and then spay her and continue on and on and on, keeping one of the bloodline for the rest of our lives because we had wanted to keep one of Marmalade's bloodline forever, you know, only allow them to have one litter because we're not gonna kitten mill them. But her, her coloring and her attitude were so unique and so special I couldn't bear the thought of losing that forever, and so I wanted to keep that bloodline and that, that attitude, you know, kind of going and just always keep one of my baby's babies, and it just didn't work out that way, and now she's gone. My ex's mom has got her son but he's been neutered so there's no babies coming out of that.

Lastly, two in one, I guess. You should have left her alone during labor, and what's wrong with you, why didn't you have nesting boxes out? That's so ignorant to the point where I shouldn't even have to acknowledge or answer this. Because for one, you could see clearly in that video she was leading me around, she wanted me to follow her, she wanted me with her, she did not want to be alone. And secondly, and I'm pretty sure I said this in the video as well, I had nesting to set up for her all over the house. I had under her…under the table, in the corners, in the closets, everywhere that she usually likes to go. I had it covered. I had boxes, l had blankets. She never showed any interest in any place anywhere until the day she went into labor. She came, she got me, and she went straight to the one box under the table. So she had already known where she wanted to go, and she was just waiting for me. She wanted me there.

So it's like, I don't know if some of these people that are commenting and saying this stuff aren't actually watching the video or if you're just trying to be a dumbass. But whatever it is, there are a lot of comments that are just like…If this is your attempt at trolling, you fucking suck. And uh, if this is your attempt at being ignorant, you aced that. Like, one person said, and it's an obvious troll, is this a cat or a dog? Come on. Like, why do people feel the need to be so stupid, you know. But I know that there are some legitimate questions in there, like especially the one, who is the racist bastard in the background. So I thought I'd take this opportunity to explain that, hopefully clear that stuff up for you guys.

Thank you for watching that video. And unfortunately she is no longer with us, and her babies were all rehomed. I cannot update you on any of her babies because I don't have access to them. I'm in America now, not in New Zealand.

I do have two cats now, just got them. I haven't done a proper introduction video yet because I'm waiting for Josh. But he got them for us. Well, he agreed. He's never really been around cats so this was really, really interesting for him. And he is so in love with them. I have a pure-breed Ragdoll. He's all white. He's got the Siamese kind of points. He's about five, maybe six months old. And he came to us with the name Cas, like Castile, you know, Cas.

And we got a little girl kitten, and she was found stuck in a tree. And these people online really needed to find a home for her because they have, like, three cats and two dogs and they did not want her. And um, they were, like, begging, please can somebody take her. And she's quite tiny. She's about, I'd say, three to four months. And she's, like, this interesting tabby color. Like, she's tabby on top but she's got white legs. And her name is Meg. So if you're a Supernatural fan you'll catch the reference, Cas and Meg. [pic related] But I'll do a proper introduction with them hopefully soon. I will have an update video hopefully soon. Well, actually, I'll make it after this and upload it in a few days. And I hope that this helped answer some questions for those of you that had real questions and just, weren't just trying to be dumbasses for the sake of just having a laugh or whatever. But um, everybody else take care, and I will see you soon. Bye.

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>>480521

>She was a Persian Ragdoll cross. … She didn't even give birth to anybody that even looked remotely like her so that really sucks.


Marmalade did not come from pure bloodlines. Genetics of coloration and marking do not produce the variety of kittens Marmalade had without both parents having those genes: an orange tabby, a calico, a gray tabby, a black, two black and white. [pic related]

>I tried to cut it out, but Youtube will not let me because there's, there's over a million views on that video. So the only thing they did when I try to use their editing tool to cut it was they saved it and uploaded it as a separate video.


Youtube wouldn't let you? No, you decided that having a video with over a million views is more important to you than presenting a video without the racist content.

>I am pretty knowledgeable when it comes to animals. … One I knew was pregnant, the other one we thought was a boy and the next thing you know she's giving birth.


kek

>We actually were gonna keep all but one of the babies … we ended up when we knew that we were gonna split and I was gonna come here, we ended up rehoming all the rest of them.


Marmalade had her kittens December 5 and 6, 2016.

Raven and Logan decided to separate in May of 2017. All of Marmalade's kittens were long gone by then. And Raven acquired two new kittens in April, Loki and Dante, which she kept for less than a month.

>>479554 is a timeline of her various cats from 2015 through 2017.

>If you want people to spay and neuter their pets, there's other ways to go about saying that without being a total cunt about it because it's like the whole feminism thing.


lol wut

No. 480547

Are her new cats done? ones a boy and ones a girl, wont be long beofre we get the 'my cat is pregnant and i dont know how it happened' video

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>>480547
>What if I wanted to keep all of them, you know, which we did.
No you didn't, taking care of an animal means taking care of it for life, not just some temporary stint to ease housebound boredom.

There needs to be a list somewhere that people go on to stop them from adopting animals like they are just accessories.

No. 480560

>>480521
Holy shit, that is one fried hair. Raven, darling, you might just as well be bald in the next time you try to color it.

No. 480561

Samefag.
But is "that jerk"/"that asshole who was living with us"/"that racist cunt" Dorian?

No. 480562

>>480561
yes. she said it was both Dorian and Logan at the time iirc, but now she is retconning to just Dorian/"that asshole".

No. 480564

>>480521
Ok so Logan thinks saying to a cat “go back home” is going to make it turn around and go inside? Why allow an inside cat to roam around out in a new area. Pick it up and drag it back or bribe it with food. What did he think was going to happen?

And I like the way it’s all the truck drivers fault for not staying in the lane. Roads are for vehicles, not indoor cats to wander across when they feel like it.

No. 480574

>>480521
What was the racist remark? why do you have people that make racist remarks in your home?

No. 480575

>>480574
At the original video ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4ydJVobM7M&t=1s ) aprox. 9:20 mark you can hear a male voice on the background saying “get away from me, fucking n**r”.

For me, it sounds like Logan shouting at Dorian.

No. 480578

>>480521

Shows how ignorant she is that she just thinks spaying/neutering is about "not letting them have babies". Spaying/neutering also makes uterine infections (which are often fatal) and breast cancers much less likely in female cats, and testicular and prostate cancers much less likely in male cats. Spayed/neutered dogs and cats are proven to live longer and healtheir lives. It also lessens the likelihood of unwanted behaviour like inappropriate urination or spraying (territory marking), and makes aggressive behaviour much less likely in males.

No. 480581

>>480575
It's definitely not Dorian. To me it 100% sounds like Logan (accent and I just know his voice by now?)

No. 480598

>>480578
Not to mention there's tons of cats in shelters that need homes. For every kitten she gives to someone, that's a cat that doesn't get adopted. "But they'll adopt another cat if they really want one". No raven, not everyone wants more than one cat, because some people are responsible and make sure they only have pets that they can afford.

No. 480599

>>480578

And spaying and neutering eliminates their desire to roam to find a mate.

Has she ever described the cat Marmalade mated with to produce her litter? In the video in which she announces her pregnancy she says, "I took her to the vet, and the vet estimates that she's got maybe 3 weeks left."

Looking at the variety of kittens, she probably mated with more than one tom.

Judging by the fact that she had no idea how far along Marmalade was in her pregnancy, Marmalade probably dashed out the door in the frenzy of being in heat and, just as she recently said of managing her own fertility, Raven figured, "Whatever happens, happens."

No. 480603

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Don't get pets you can't afford to feed.

Alternately, she added this to her wishlist to make a show of feeding them high-end food while really feeding them 5 for $1 Friskies from Walmart.

No. 480606

>>480581
Plus, we know that from previous videos and photos that Logan thinks racist and homophobic slurs are hilarious to use and sees no problem tossing them around. Raven has defended him in the past for saying faggot, giving a Nazi salute and calling women sluts for no valid reason other than being at a nightclub so I would not be at all surprised if it was Logan that said it.

No. 480612

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From the "2017 year in review" video.

No. 480620

>>480606
UO, but as a brown person I still get fucked off when people bitch about Logan, tbh. Give him a chance to live life away from the racist mommywife he had for his formative years and then let's talk about whether or not he actually hates brown people or what the fuck ever. It's really knee jerky to me and annoying. What we do know about him is patchy and filtered through Cravey anyhow. Also I was under the impression that his swastika was a Hindu swastika? If it's the one with dots around the wheel, it's definitely not about nazis in any way.

No. 480621

>>480612
Lol no he was abrasive as you taught him to be. Leading by example and all that shit, you know.

No. 480626

>>480620
If you mean his tattoo, it’s some anime thing that someone asked if it was a swastika to stir up Raven.

No. 480627

>>480575

I'd love it if Dorian and LG could weigh in here to help clear things up. The racism is such a fucked up thing with her. She calls her own kid a beaner, ffs. It's so clearly someone saying "get away from me, you fucking nigger" but the accent doesn't sound kiwi to me. I'd love to know who it was and in what context.

I hate Raven and her ilk with the heat of many suns but unfortunately it IS a thing people say when they're gaming. Doesn't make it right but it's like…if you've played an FPS ever in the history of ever you've heard that and probably much worse. The fact that she allows that shit to fly in her house just means that she's trash, which of course we all knew already.

No. 480633

>>480349
Initially I was giving that chick clapbacks, but seeing her self promote on KF is just laughable. She's two steps from cow material herself imo.

No. 480634

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>>480626
So, nothing to do with nazis then? A couple of desi friends have swastika tats, but they were all of the pic related variety.

Would be great to see it reclaimed by people, I think.

No. 480635

>>480633
Who gives a shit, she upset the Hagraven and that's worth the milk. Make a thread about her if she's a cow.

No. 480639

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>>480634

No. It was from some anime or a game, and Raven said the tattooist did a bad job. But it no longer matters because he got it covered-up by a blob.

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No. 480642

>>480641
Yeah, that's…not a nazi swastika. Also anime.

I don't care about Logan, apart from the fact that I hope he can get his head screwed on properly after having that hog be both mum and fuck partner.

No. 480643

>>480620
he's a white guy from christchurch. Odds are he is a privileged racist just like every other white arsehat in the city

No. 480660

>>480635
lol calm down, I didn't say I thought the milk was shit. I said I thought that she was attention whoring on KF and it's annoying to me there.

No. 480661

>>480620

I find it annoying too, we really have very little idea who Logan is. Gran makes people conform to her and her ideas, so we only ever saw him through a very dark lens. like the POW videos after he got busted looking at porn.

>>480643

https://www.tumblr.com/login

>>480660
damn it anon, I'd just sworn off reading KF for several reasons, and then I saw your comment and jumped over there to see the show … nothing new. she started off cringe as fuck but she hasn't been too bad after that.

No. 480662

>>480643

You're talking pants on head retarded again, anon.

Yes, CC is predominantly white. Therefore, CC and all its inhabitants are, by necessity, racist.

Like, honestly, just stop. For your own sanity.

No. 480668

>>480612
>haters made him racist

No. 480671

>>480668
Lol yeah, her comment smacks of “he isn’t racist, he just talks like one and the haters twist his words!”

No. 480673

>>480671
It's so interesting to me how she flip flops on Logan so much. At the time when people first mentioned Logan/Dorian/both saying racist shit she threw him right under the bus (sorry, I can't remember the video right now) saying basically what she is saying now about Dorian. She said she told him she was filming and usually she is super careful not to say those words (wow, Diana, you're a saint for not saying nigger on camera!) and wished he would be more careful too.
Then she started defending him again, saying basically what you said. The haters twist his words and tattoos and he's not racist, he doesn't hate anyone, he just uses racist words in his everyday life.
Now she's back to the first story again, but with a side dish of blaming it entirely on Dorian.

No. 480681

>>480620

Hear hear, nonnie. Perfectly said.

Logan may well turn out to be a racist dickhead who genuinely thinks all women are sluts. But he was in a very unequal relationship with a much older woman who was absolutely grooming him - we know Cravy uses this abhorrent language and he likely started it by doing what we do when we're first in lust with someone; mirroring.

He's was essentially stuck at sixteen in a lot of ways because she's so immature. And after awhile it was obvious he'd say whatever she wanted to hear for a quiet life, he was given no room to mature. Add in we only hear it filtered through Goffbag Granny and we don't have any idea who Logan really is.

He may turn out to be a complete arsehole who genuinely thinks this way. But Crazy was bringing up both him and Dorian, and if you don't bring baby up right…

I wouldn't want to be judged on my much younger self filtered through the mouth of a lunatic. So I'll try not to judge Logan until he is his own self. And I'm not sniping at anyone who sees it differently, we all know he said some atrocious things and I absolutely accept others disagree - I'm not in any way saying I'm right. I think I just want there to be hope for Logan away from such a hate-filled influence who HAD to be agreed with.

No. 480706

Never been on lolcow so if I dont reply or do this right or whatever. Dont judge me. To defend Logan (because he actually is a good guy) Logan is NOT a racist. Stop basing someone like you know them on details and things you have very little information about. I'm dark. Logan even says "sorry if this sounds racist", apologizes again, and it's not racist but to him it comes off as racist. NO he doesn't hate sluts or females or whatever lmfao.That was literally Raven talking out her ass of insecurity. As for his tattoo, watch his Q&A video and he shows the before and after picture and states Raven designed the whole thing. The video about Marmalade and the racist comments,that was Dorian, hence why in her new video she emphasizes "dumbass" and starts talking with a certain tone. I thought it could have been Ryan but it's Dorian. Leave Logan alone, hes finally out of this shitshow, away from drama and now has to deal with the public figure he put on because of Raven. Now, just like every other young adult, he's finding himself, learning to cope with everyrhing, is living his own life and I couldnt be more happy for him. Just leave him alone and talk about another one of Ravens shit exes that still drools over her or her couchpotatohillbilly.

No. 480707

Enough about Logan! She’s not even with him anymore. Let it be people, let it be.

No. 480710

>>480705
Don't doxx yourself young padawan

No. 480713

The sudden Logan bashing feels sus to me. We're talking about the cats, and how shit she is with animals, and whoops! Wait! Let's talk about RACISS LOGAN instead, lol no. This shit happens often enough here that it feels forced.

Christchurch anon stands out because they always say the exact same shit in every thread where this comes up. Personally I don't trust word one from Raven, and I don't know fuckall about Logan that hasn't also been filtered through Raven.

The tat was not a swastika, and he had it covered, so that's…a dead end as to racist intent. If he was really racist he'd have gotten a) the right kind of swastika and b) kept it.

I have no clue who said nigger on that vid, but loud and clear imo they don't have a CC accent, so who the fuck can say? Maybe it was Dorian. Maybe it was Ryan. Maybe she was fucking homeless dudes for spare change and dude was having a psychotic break in the other room, imagining packs of rabid darkies setting upon him. I mean, come on. This is Raven we're talking about. She lies. She gets the library to lie.

They're not together anymore. Who cares about Logan?

No. 480716

>>480713
I think you're a bit paranoid anon, it just seems like the usual autism flaring up a bit.
also
>she gets the library to lie
lmao

No. 480717

You all know L was only 15 when Raven dug her claws in right?

No. 480720

>>480716
It's just annoying when it pops up, because it always does, you know?

t. actual darkie

No. 480721

I just cleared it up in my damn comment and people are still talking about him. Oh my god i thought you anons were civil and knew when to stop at an appropriate time. Stop talking about Logan and move on to what were suppose to be talking abouy, Raven. Fuck. I dont see a Logan thread here, i see a Raven thread. Get back on track now(mini-modding)

No. 480724

>>480720
yeah, it would be annoying af, not what we're here for.

>>480721
you're the thirst-posting anon from the last thread, aren't you? getting all riled up knowing you can't have the big L …



(sorry. I agree, it's derailing as fuck. but I always find the sperging about it funny, in this and other threads. is fatso doing anything that can get us back on track?)

No. 480726

>>480724

Nope. I've only been here for an hour and took me I dont know how long to post lol. I'm aquainted with him. Like I said, this is a Raven post, not a Logan post. Suck it up princess.

No. 480727

>>480726
Your post about not bringing him up anymore was an hour ago. That's not nearly enough time for changes to happen, so chill the fuck out, take a breather and be patient, "princess".

No. 480729

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Oh ick. Her top is too small.

No. 480730

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Why?

No. 480735

>>480730

This photo is at least a year old.

No. 480736

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>>480639

Correction, an Avatar tattoo.

No. 480737

>>480735

It's THAT time of the month here at Cravey-Watch. Milkless anons get antsy, thread goes pear shaped for two days. Clockwork, I tell you. Soon the baitposts will kick in, be prepared!

No. 480741

>>480737

I wasn't saying that the anon posted an old photo. Raven is known for posting old photos throughout her SM.

No. 480747

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>>480730
Dear Raven, you will never be Emily, just stop it's embarrassing

No. 480748

she waves her pills around like the junkie idiot she is and other shit that I cbf watching

No. 480754

>>480748
So, it seems pretty clear that Raven is at least flirting with an opiate addiction. Do any anons think she's actually hooked, or…? I mean, it hasn't actually been that long, but she sure seems to like them and like talking about them and how they make her feel.

No. 480755

>>480748
god damn, she really is heartless about Josh's dogs.
pretty sure some anons here predicted that his dogs would be gone soon after Gravy arrived (too lazy to find the posts) and here it is. she cares way more about "pretty" white dog that is a random than about Josh's dogs which it seemed like he had taken care of for a long time and actually gave a shit about.
she's like welp lol guess my husband's dogs are gone. he went looking for them or whatever but they probably just moved on because he is all mine now!

fucking disgusting. so now he has only Raven-approved pets, Raven-approved furniture, a Raven-approved job…what a fucking life.

No. 480759

She looks truly happy about her pills. Lets she how she acts two weeks later when theyre gone

No. 480770

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>>480748

Updates

Published January 13, 2018

Hi again. Obviously I'm making this video right after my cat video. I'm so happy cuz I got my pills from the doctor [shakes prescription bottle]. So I actually have been able to sleep at night. These pills are amazing. Like, I have Tylenol PM and I have, what do you call it, Zzz-Quil. But the way that they put you to sleep is a bit different. Like, you can feel your body being pulled into sleep, but it's a very unnatural gross feeling. With this it's like everything gets fuzzy. Like, I can't really hear and I get woozy and then it's just like, whoa, I can sleep. And, and I get to sleep. And I can, like, move. And my, my chest doesn't hurt anymore. And it's just…it's this amazing feeling. Like, oh my god, I love it so much. So he gave me 30 pills so it's good for another two weeks of sleep, so I'm super happy about that.

The doctor told me that I've got another, probably, six to eight weeks of pain ahead of me. I thought he'd say maybe, oh you've got maybe another week or two and everything should be fine. But no, I've got another six to eight weeks, so I'm not looking forward to that at all. [she drinks from her plastic skull cup and burps] Sorry.

Um, I haven't been around as much lately because I've just been really enjoying my time with Josh who…uh [burps] sorry sorry sorry sorry. He, as you know, he was working really hard over the Christmas holidays, and we didn't see much of each other because his work schedule was fucking crazy. So now he gets, you know, his normal days off. And we've been just watching shows together. Like, I got him into Stranger Things, so we watched all of Stranger Things, all of Wayward Pines, working on Doctor Who and Supernatural at the moment, and we are watching Adventure Time as well. So we've got those little things to kind of keep us busy.

We've also got two kitty cats I mentioned in my other video. When I make a video with him I will introduce them.

We were going to make a New Year's video, but the thing is is because he was working, the liquor stores closed and so he wasn't able to get the proper alcohol. What he got was, like, kind of beer, and I can't drink beer, it makes me sick. I tried and I drank like, I don't know, four bottles or something and over the course of the night, and it just made me sick. It made me sick before it can make me feel drunk, so that didn't go well. He did bring me this beautiful sets, I think I've got a picture [cut to picture] but he brought me this beautiful set of a Tequila Rose, and I thought that was the sweetest thing. He brought it the very next day, and I was like, oh my god, that is so sweet. And so we haven't done it yet, but we're gonna sit around and get drunk at some point. It's just uh, without my pills I haven't been able to sleep and so I've been tired and I knew it would just make me feel sick, and I didn't want to waste it feeling sick. I want to, you know, be able to drink and be happy and just goofy, properly drunk, not like, oh, I'm gonna throw-up kind of drunk. So we've got that chilling in the fridge.

Um, I'm thinking about moving my room around. I kind of want, like, I want to have a nice backdrop to my videos. Now, I've got this light that I haven't, I haven't used lately. I've got my little ring light that he bought me. And I kind of just want, like, this nice kind of area. So I might…hopefully you'll see a different background at some point if I can find a place to, you know, set everything up. I'll probably have my pillows with me regardless because I need it for my back and all that good stuff.

Um, somebody really sweet sent me a late, well, not too late, but it was kind of a late Christmas present. A couple of late Christmas presents did trickle in, and I will put together a video at some point of all those so that I can say a proper thank you to everybody. I probably won't remember names as such at this point because everything's kind of fucked up at the moment. I don't really know where I put stuff. I've just been in, like, a daze of pain except for the last, like, two days, and so I've opened stuff and I've moved stuff and I have, you know…we've kitten-proofed the house and things like that. And so um, I just don't really know where the packages are with people's names on it, so I'm really sorry ahead of time if I do forget your name.

Also, Josh's dogs vanished. They wandered off maybe three weeks ago. I don't know where they went. He's been going crazy looking for them. Like, first the big black one left, and we don't know where he went. He walked all up and down the road. He looked in the ditches, he drove all over the area, he went to all the neighbors. Nobody knows where he is. And the little one was here and then I petted him, sat down with him, and then he just up and wandered off, too, like that same day. Right after I petted him he just took off, and he hasn't been back, either. So nobody knows where they went or what happened.

Personally I think that they just wandered off to the next home because I, I think I told you guys that the way that he got them in the first place was they just wandered into his yard one day. They just kind of wandered in and decided they wanted to live there and stay and they stayed. He was always outside smoking. He was always outside with them. And when I came here and it got colder and then the accident happened we've been inside more than outside. And maybe they just got kind of like, alright, well we're not getting enough attention, on to the next place. And they moved on to the next place. That's the only thing I can think of. Because the big white dog, the beautiful white one, he does that. Like, if I'm not outside, me personally, if I'm not outside with him enough he'll just, like, take off, and he won't come back for a couple, like, a couple of days, maybe a week or two, and then pop in again. But if I'm outside with him more often he's here quite often, so he, he just loves attention.

And uh, [burps] sorry. He came by the other day when it was really, really cold, and, I mean it was freezing. Our taps froze. The water outside froze. It was, it was freezing cold. And this white dog shows up with a mini pack of dogs with him. And it was the coolest thing ever because I know he knows that he comes here and he can get fed because that, that's just what we do. And these are not his puppies. They were dogs of all ages, all sizes, and he led them all here and we fed them all. And it was like he brought his little friends here on the coldest fucking night to give them food. It was just the most amazing, like, wow kind of moment, you know. There was a little brown and white hound dog. She came back with him. So I've got a little thing here to show.

[cut to a video of her outside with the two dogs]

The beautiful white dog is here again, and he has a little friend with him. But I don't know where the little friend went, little puppy, maybe he's around back eating. Oh, there he is. It's a little girl doggy. So I don't really have any dog food for them, but I've got some wet food here. Hey! Here you go. Hold on, boy, there you go. Oh, you're gonna take the whole can with you, huh. All right. The pretty boy here is so pretty. You are so pretty just laying there. I'm gonna go say hi to you. You're so pretty, too. I don't know who you are. Oh, you poor little thing. I know, you're so cute. Oh, you want love. Oops, you just made me hit you in the head. Hey boy, look at you. Oh, don't sneeze on me. You sneezed on me. Big old paw. Jesus, you are a big boy, aren't you? Tummy tummy tummy tummy. I think you were in a fight. Look at your face. You need to stop fighting. Look, she likes you. Look at you two. [dog sneezes again] Are you allergic to me? You're big on those. Aw, you're a pretty boy. I love your ears. I love your white fur. You are so friendly, aren't you? You could turn around and take a huge chunk right out of my arm if you wanted to, but I know you won't do that. You're such a big baby. You could just lay there and get petted all day long, couldn't you? Ooh, just shocked myself. Hey! Are you gonna follow me? Oh, you coming with me, huh? Look at how big you are. You are such a big doggie.

[cut]

And then it was a black and white puppy, two brown puppies, and it was an adult dog that looks like he had been in a dog fight because his muzzle was completely scratched up. He was all torn up and bleeding, and he was shivering, and he was trying to come inside the house. And I don't know, I don't know where these dogs came from, but I know he definitely brought them here. They…there's no other reason for those dogs to have been with him unless he brought them here. And nobody knows how dogs are, how they communicate, but that was the first time I've ever seen anything like that. Me and Josh were both like, wow, that was really cool.

So uh, I'm not sure how much I will be uploading or online because I'm just really enjoying being with him. I'm not really doing much online lately. I'm just…I play my game and that's about it. I just…being online has lost most of its charm for me. It has a long time ago, but even more so now. And when he's not here I cook, I clean. You know, I don't really like eating out, I like cooking. I'd prefer to eat my own food than going out and eating. There are a couple places I do like to eat out at, but overall I'd much prefer my own food. And um, when he's here I just…every moment we just want to spend it together. And being online isn't important like it used to be. And uh, I knew it was inevitable, it would happen at some point. I just didn't know when or what it would take. And obviously this is what it took was me to have somebody that, you know, wants to spend time with me and stuff. And so yeah, this is a great feeling.

But uh, I've got a lot of work ahead of me. I don't know if you guys can hear deedoo deedoo in the background. That's um, the washing machine beeping cuz I turned the water off. So I'm gonna go and finish doing the laundry. And I've got, like, the bed unmade cuz I need to, I need to make the bed, do the laundry. And I'm gonna make a pizza and go feed the kitty cats and start converting and trying to upload this mess cuz it takes days to upload.

But uh, I will see you guys soon. Hopefully Josh and I can get together and, like, sit down and make some videos. Usually it's because when it's his day off I don't like to bother him and say, hey, can you, you know, make a video with me? He's, he's all for it, but I just feel bad. I still want to do the um, the kiss test, the lipstick comparisons. This is a Kat Von D and it's her studded kiss lipstick in um, outlaw, I think. It's, like, one of my favorite colors. It's, like, a real bright red. But it's not kiss proof at all. Her everlasting lipsticks and the lip pencils are not really kiss proof, either. I can pretty much already tell you I think Jeffree Star's gonna win that. But it'll be a fun test, so I don't mind doing it.

Anyway, it's just…yeah, we just need to get our stuff together, get it sorted, and then, and then we'll start uploading again. I just uh…please bear with me. And I will see you guys soon. I hope you guys have been having a great new year. And I will see ya then. Bye!

Oh, PS. As somebody has written me and asked me, a couple people have written me and asked me, yes, I did dye my hair and this isn't my wig. I know I've got a wig that looks just like this, but this is, this is my hair. I've…I, I went ahead and did the half and half. I'm gonna ease it into black and green, into black and blue. So hopefully if everything works out for me and Josh, when we go to get married we're, we're probably gonna have a black and blue wedding or white and blue wedding. But there's gonna be blue in there cuz blue's his favorite color, and at that time I want my hair to be blue on this side again. I mean, it looks blue but it's not, it's green, but it's, like, a greeny kind of blue. But I'll do black and blue for him. And then I might go back to green or I might keep the blue, it depends. But I kind of, like, I kind of feel weird having black hair again. I am not used to it. Like, I know I said that last time, but I'm really not used to having black again. And my hair is at this weird length because it's grown out quite a bit. Like, since I've been here my hair is just like, poof, and it's just grown out, so I can't even style it the way I used to. It's just kind of hanging there, and um, so I thought, eh, it's long enough to do it so I split it. So to answer that question I've gotten that I've ignored in the past, I'm sorry. It's not a wig, this is my hair. Bye again!

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>>480748

Ryan is watching.

No. 480773

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>>480748

In the comments someone says, "I need that cup in my life.."

Raven replies, "It was $5 from Walmart. They had all sorts of colors so I wish I had gotten more"

No. 480774

>>480770
>I cook and clean
>don't like being online anymore
>don't like to eat out

she should mention she saw a unicorn the other day, it would be more believable.

No. 480775

>>480770
thanks transcript anon, you the real MVP.


I have a feeling the dogs didn't move on from a lack of attention, dogs are loyal to whoever FEEDS them. Sage for tinfoiling but I think Gravy didn't feed the dogs and they moved on to somewhere where they can be fed and looked after better.

No. 480776

>>480770

The pills appear to be Percocet 5mg oxycodone/325mg acetaminophen (Tylenol). No way would her doctor have given her 10mg. While it is the least strong combination opioid analgesic available, it will provide a very pleasant high and hypnotic effect (inducing sleep) to someone who does not take opioids regularly.

The sleep-inducing ingredient in Tylenol PM and Zzz-Quil is diphenhydramine, an antihistamine most commonly known as Benadryl.

No. 480777

>>480774

She sees unicorns every day. The plushies she made Ryan buy her are in the living room.

No. 480778

>>480747
Even emilies tattoos seem cleaner and better quality. Not dirty and ripped from someone’s vampire freaks page. I can tell she spends a good amount of money to ensure she gets good long lasting art that means something to her.

Meanwhile, it’s so obvious that Ravens tattoos are meant to be a “look at me and how goffik I am.” And most of them have barely held up over time.

No. 480783

>>480770
>he wasn't able to get the proper alcohol. What he got was, like, kind of beer, and I can't drink beer, it makes me sick. I tried and I drank like, I don't know, four bottles or something and over the course of the night, and it just made me sick.

So, she's drinking alcohol in addition to taking her percocets. That's really really smart SMRT, Raven, do carry on.

No. 480794

>>480783

No, she had run out of the script she received from the hospital by New Year's Eve.

No. 480803

>>480770
Odds are she gave away his dogs while he was gone or tossed them out and hoped they wouldn't come back. Isn't one of them blind or something?

No. 480809

>>480770
>I can't drink beer, it makes me sick
>proceeds to drink four bottles of beer
>could've gone to the liquor store herself since it's not like she works all day or anything like that
>probably shouldn't be drinking whilst on pain pills anyway
>what a dumb bitch

>>480772
Of course he is.

No. 480810

>>480803

The chihuahua he was pictured holding at Christmas is blind. She never explained whose dog it is. Josh's dogs were both black.

Dogs roaming loose in the rural south is not unusual. The dogs were his only as far as feeding and watering them outdoors was concerned. I doubt he assumed responsibility for their vaccinations, parasite control, and check-ups or having them checked for microchips.

Anons who keep losing their shit over "teh poor abused abandoned animals!!1!" need to get over it. This is just how it's done in the south.

No. 480812

>>480810
I live in the south and this definitely doesn’t happen where I live…


Whoever the anon who called the dogs going missing, Touchè

No. 480816

>>480809

With what transportation? She's stuck in a trailer home on a rural highway miles away from the nearest stoplight, let alone an ABC store.

In South Carolina, the retail sale of liquor statewide is permitted from 9 am until 7 pm Monday through Saturday, and Sunday sales are banned by state law. However, counties and cities may hold referendums to allow Sunday sales of beer and wine only. New Year's Eve was on a Sunday, and obviously Josh was at fault for failing to plan accordingly.

Speaking of transportation, I wonder whose car he is driving now. Based on what she has said in videos since the accident, it sounds like he has to chaffeur his mom around as well as get himself to and from work. No more lunches and shopping sprees with mom-in-law.

No. 480821

Oh, so the dogs went missing right after she got the cats? Who knew? Oh, I did >>478913

Also, I'm SO waiting for Diana to go full Granny Slater. I never asked for anything, please.

No. 480823

>>480810
saying 'everybody does it' is not good reasoning for something. and "he's been going crazy looking for them" sounds like a bit more than a casual attachment.
dark tinfoil: she did worse than just not feeding them.

>>480816
good question … no wonder she has decided she doesn't like going out to eat. probably texts couchie to pick up stuff for dinner - gonna need 3 potatoes, half a pound of butter and half a pound of cheese.

No. 480825

>>480770
>a couple people have written me and asked me, yes, I did dye my hair and this isn't my wig

Diana, PLEASE, no one would mistake that deep fried hair for a wig. It looks heinous. If you keep dying it, you will be bald in your 'wedding'.

No. 480826

>>480823

If he was more than casually attached to them, why did he leave them outside during the winter to begin with? Those dogs were free to wander out of his life as much as they were free to wander into his life. They may have even decided to return to the house where he was living before or to their homes previous to that. The fact that there are roaming packs of strays which are not feral demonstrates that people simply let their dogs roam.

No. 480833

>>480826
I'm hoping someone took them in and gave them a warm place to sleep during winter. Although this IS Gravy we're talking about so I dunno

No. 480836

Tinfoil but imagine if Raven poisoned the dogs while Josh was at work? I'm sure they just wandered off but it would be super easy for her the more I think about it. Put a bunch of chemicals in their food,dogs usually wander off to die. Even if she found the bodies, it's such an isolated place where they live, she could just drag it under a hedge and the snakes/bugs/whatever would do the rest. It sounds super crazy but this is so similar to the marmalade thing. Oh I need to move, suddenly cat is dead. Oh I dont even really like dogs….look we got two cats! Boom ALL dogs are suddenly gone. Isn't it suss that all of them are gone? Not just one? I dunno, it sounds stupid, but edgelord Raven being the edgelord she is, has admitted to killing a pet before, she has all this free time while Josh is at work. I think it is very possible.

No. 480841

>>480826

And there's no point in wondering if Josh called Animal Control or the local shelter. Saluda County is so rural it doesn't have either.

Now do anons better understand why roaming strays are the status quo in rural areas?

No. 480844

>>480841
Noone ever questioned the dogs roaming in rural areas, at least I never did. I get that it's normal, what is confusing is that ALL the dogs went missing and are to be found nowhere. Also she stated the white one was a stray but the others were Josh's. It's not the fact they are allowed to roam, that's fine, but if he owns them, surely he feeds them every/most nights?

No. 480845

>>480772
I have a feeling that Ryan is autistic. Either that or he was a complete virgin when he met Raven and hasnt had a bonk since. Only reason he'd decide to be such a cuck. I mean sure, maybe they 'remained friends' after their breakup, but it's really weird how he comments and likes all her stuff. Also suprising noone ended up telling Ryan about that gross story that Raven typed up about his hygiene or the stories of him raping her. Pretty sure Josh wouldn't be happy to know she keeps in touch with her ex. The whole thing is weird.

No. 480849

>>480845
me thinks people tried to show Ryan the shit she wrote about him and it got played off as "the haters making shit up and framing Raven"


because according to Raven we do that

No. 480853

>>480770
>And the little one was here and then I petted him, sat down with him, and then he just up and wandered off, too, like that same day. Right after I petted him he just took off, and he hasn't been back, either. So nobody knows where they went or what happened.

Kek, even animals hate this bitch

No. 480857

>>480844
>>480853
it's likely been cold, and she's likely been shoo-ing them off while he's away

No. 480863

>>480810
>Dogs roaming loose in the rural south is not unusual
I'll admit this is true. Odds are they aren't strays coming by but instead neighborhood dogs within a mile radius where the owners just don't give a fuck and let them do whatever they want.

But regarding Couchie's dogs, more than likely Raven did something to them because they've been missing three weeks now and shes just now mentioning it while constantly talking about her cats? Yeah, she definitely did something to get rid of those dogs.

No. 480872

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tfw have more cats than items of furniture

No. 480875

>>480754

As a very wide generalisation, using nicknames or slang for meds can be an indicator of an unhealthy attitude towards them.

You never hear epileptics talk about their "carby" or diabetics refer to "insy" - if painmillers are part of a proper treatment programme they get referred to by their proper name, just as any other med in that programme.

And it's a dead giveaway if someone is talking about the general affects rather than how the drug affects their pain. If you have a condition which requires painkillers at this level, the ONLY thing that matters is how they affect the pain. Because they're only supposed to be used for over-whelming pain, and if you're in overwhelming pain that's pretty much all you care about. No way does she need anything higher level than OTC meds at this stage.

Same with munchies with their endless nicknames and personal relationships with all their devices - any underlying condition is waaaay down their list of importance.

I can't tolerate her monotone whine so didn't hear all she said, but she sounds like she's truly found the LTWMTL, whether it be through burgeoning addiction or jumping on the spoonie bandwagon for endless empty attention and arse-kissing.

No. 480876

I'm not asking this to doubt any of the nonnies posting about roaming dogs in the rural US - you know; I haven't a clue.

But. Is it possible they could have been picked up in a sweep by Animal Control? Does that even happen in places like Bumfuck? I don't live in the US - and from outside it's really difficult to disentangle federal/state/local laws and mores - so, if that's a dumb q, I apologise. It just makes no sense for dogs who have found food and a degree of shelter during winter to all disappear at once, but is that a feasable option?

No. 480879

>>480875

>writes lengthy post regarding how to discern addicts and munchies based on how they talk about their meds

>admits to not having watched the video but draws conclusions anyway

Nor could you be bothered to read the transcript >>480770?

Also, please read >>480776.

No. 480881


No. 480887

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>>480879

Samefag >>480841

South Carolina's code delegates the responsibility of establishing regulations for animal control to counties and municipalities.

https://www.scstatehouse.gov/code/t47c003.php

Searching the Saluda County website

http://saludacounty.sc.gov/Pages/default.aspx

for "animal control" yields

http://saludacounty.sc.gov/Government/AdministrationandSupportServices/Documents/Saluda%20County%20Comprehensive%20Plan%202016.pdf

and therein [pic related]. The county has made no further advancement on developing a plan as far as I can see; otherwise the search would yield a department of animal control services.

No. 480888

>>480879

Actually, teacher, the transcript had not loaded. I was using my phone and it was lagging; many posts hadn't come up.

OTC meds in the US are not necessarily the same as the rest of the world (there's a rest-of-the-world? Fuck me!) nor do names correlate.

No. 480891

>>480888
Yeah, I don't know what Anon's point is, since Raven says this:

>These pills are amazing. Like, I have Tylenol PM and I have, what do you call it, Zzz-Quil. But the way that they put you to sleep is a bit different. Like, you can feel your body being pulled into sleep, but it's a very unnatural gross feeling. With this it's like everything gets fuzzy. Like, I can't really hear and I get woozy and then it's just like, whoa, I can sleep. And, and I get to sleep. And I can, like, move. And my, my chest doesn't hurt anymore. And it's just…it's this amazing feeling. Like, oh my god, I love it so much. So he gave me 30 pills so it's good for another two weeks of sleep, so I'm super happy about that.


Raven has a new refill prescription wherein she describes how she loves the high off them. This sort talk of seems pretty concerning to me (I can't stand Raven, but I don't wish her addicted either). I don't know what the point of the other post was.

No. 480894

>>480891
Blogging, but I think it's pretty interesting to relate to Raven.

I had a friend who took 30mg of Oxycodone per 4 hours with 15mg per 2 hours. She wasn't supposed to live past her 20s. Her experience with getting them was to avoid withdrawal. She always felt like shit and was jealous of my high saying that it just gently soothed her pain.

i.e. My experience with someone who uses painkillers for chronic pain are not excited about them. It's like insulin to a diabetic. Raven had the attitude of someone who got a score at the ER and is enjoying getting high every day. The pain she's experience from the wreck could easily be treated with anti-inflammatory medications or NSAIDs (over the counter or high prescription). Another interesting notion is how she uses sleep as an indicator that she needs them and compares them to Tylenol PM. Those often release pleasant endorphins rather than actually helping with a pain problem.

Tl;dr - Raven is 100% getting these for getting high. I don't doubt that one bit. Her doctor should prescribe 800mg of Ibuprofen if not a complete hack.

No. 480899

>>480888

>OTC meds in the US are not necessarily the same as the rest of the world


Which is precisely why I posted >>480776 : to identify the names of the compounds in the medications Raven mentioned and explain their effects for the wider audience.

>>480891

Yes, she clearly is enjoying the euphoria produced by the oxycodone. More troubling is that she does not recognise the feeling as feeling "high." But she has always possessed an exceptional level of cognitive dissonance.

She is also relying on the oxycodone for its hypnotic and sedative effects which can be equally as psychologically addictive. These effects will also relieve any post traumatic stress she may have which is another facet of psychological addiction.

Come 30 days from now, her inability to sleep will be even worse if it was not caused solely by pain.

My point in criticising >>480875 was that Raven did not use nicknames for her meds, and she did speak specifically as to their pain-relieving and hypnotic effects, contrary to the points the anon was trying to make.

>Raven has a new refill prescription


In the US since 2014, opioid prescriptions do not include refills. She left the hospital with probably no more than 5 days' worth. She received this new prescription for 30 days' worth a full 5 weeks after the accident which was December 3rd. In a video in mid-December she said that she would be returning for a check-up and x-rays, at which time she would ask about the pain and numbness in her hand. How did she get a new script 5 weeks out but not during this previous appointment? Most likely from a harried doctor who dashed it out to quiet her.

She hasn't spoken about her hand since. If she were to go OTT or munchie, I would expect her to continue complaining about her hand, as a diagnosis of nerve damage relies largely on self-reported symptoms.

No. 480901

>>480894

30 days is long enough to begin developing a tolerance and psychological addiction.

Also, add her pervasive boredom to the mix.

I also wondered why she was not instructed to take ibuprofen or naproxen. The only reason I can think of for contraindication would be the damage to her kidneys, but not 5 weeks after the accident.

No. 480902

>>480899
>In the US since 2014, opioid prescriptions do not include refills.

Yeah, I meant that she got a new prescription, which was essentially a refill of her other stuff, not that she refilled it as such. Apologies for lack of clarity.

No. 480905

I know it sounds psycho tinfoil but she did something to those dogs - without a doubt. I hate arm-chair psychologists but to me it was crystal clear, the way she told the story and spoke of her fondness for dogs is a complete fabrication and I'm glad others got the same feeling. She's grinning and looking around the room, looking everywhere but the camera while talking about her "favorite white dog" like she's in on some joke. She reminds me of a child telling some tall tale, making up elaborate stories to cover a lie. The way she acts around the dogs makes me uncomfortable, I can tell there's no sincerity in her petting or baby-talking, she's like a child that hasn't been taught how to gently and nicely pet a dog. She's off. When she's showing off her clips of the dogs (gotta have that evidence showing how much you "love them") she remarks about how her favorite white dog could turn around and "bite a chunk out of her arm"… seriously? I know it's a feral dog but what? She's clearly not an animal person, this is obvious. The unnecessary detail she went into about checking gutters for the dogs was just that, unnecessary… liars will go into excess detail. Now I'm another anon who doesn't reside in an area with feral or roaming pets, but surely if you saw a dog "all scratched up that looked like it'd been in a fight and had blood all over it and was shivering" you'd call animal control? I know not everyone would bring an unknown animal inside but surely you'd do SOMETHING? Again, we clearly have a different attitude toward animal welfare in my country, but I find it hard to believe people turn a blind eye to that shit and do NOTHING. It would surely cost nothing to secure the dog in some fashion (tether it outside!) and call a local vet, pound, animal control or council - that's how anyone where I'm from would handle it.

Okay I'm clearly rustled and sperging out, I'm an animal-moral-fag (sorry to powerlevel but I work with dogs). She's just so off. I've known and heard of demented people, like goffic gran, who are that unhinged they get jealous of pets. There are people who are just that insecure that they'll kill or "get rid of" a partners pet. Couchie clearly cared for the dogs, our fragile little goff is feeling vulnerable at the moment and clearly needs couchie to give her all the attention. She's home alone all day with couchie off busy at work and nothing productive to do, no doubt she's going stir-crazy. She lives in an area where a doggy could just disappear. Those pills she was literally waving around like a kid with candy in the opening of her video would do it… although I doubt she'd part with any of her precious opiates.

I'm sorry, I'm done now. Sage for hysteric tinfoiling

No. 480909

>>480905

>I find it hard to believe people turn a blind eye to that shit and do NOTHING. It would surely cost nothing to secure the dog in some fashion (tether it outside!) and call a local vet, pound, animal control or council


As explained in >>480887 Saluda County has no department of animal control services. Saluda county doesn't even have any animal shelters.

In the US, attitudes towards assuming responsibility for a stray animal's welfare varies greatly. Some people take great offense if a stranger or even a known neighbor were to take their stray pet for veterinary care or even feed it.

The tremendous cost of veterinary care discourages most people and, sadly, even the owners themselves. Treating a dog of unknown general health would involve complete exams and vaccinations. If the dog has bite marks, treatment may require quarantine and observation for rabies.

All of these scenarios would be mitigated by animal control. But since Saluda has none, stray animals are left to fend for themselves.

No. 480910

>>480905
I think you could be right anon. She's admitted to torturing animals in the past too. Bitch killed those dogs not only because she wants Couchie's full and undivided attention, but because he'll be upset and confide in her. I wonder if the kittens will suddenly disappear if he gives them more attention? We know she won't like that.

No. 480911

>>480891 Exactly. And she was already referring to "oxy" before this script.

I wonder though - can people who've had gastric surgery have meds like
Ibuprofen/naproxen/diclofenac and the other NSAIDs? They're all implicated in the formation of ulcers, so maybe they're contra-indicated with gastric surgeries that reduce the size of the stomach?

>>480894 I can't stand Raven, but I don't wish addiction on her either. Oxycodone is a terrible drug and I'm sorry for your friend, nonnie. These synthetic opiates are frequently far worse than straightforward morphine, and a month is easily long enough to get addicted.

No. 480912

>>480911
>can people who've had gastric surgery have meds like Ibuprofen/naproxen/diclofenac and the other NSAIDs?

People with gastric surgery are supposed to avoid all NSAIDs because they can cause ulcers or bleeding. Tylenol is OK, though.

No. 480915

>>480912

Good point. I completely forgot about her gastrectomy when I posted >>480901.

>>480911

She mentioned oxycodone before this script because she was administered oxycodone just prior to being discharged with a prescription for it.

When she first mentioned it >>472107, she wasn't even sure of what she had been given. She misspoke and said, "Right now I'm on oxy, oxycodin [sic] or something."

No. 480943

I agree with the anons saying you cant take NSAIDS and other medications after a gastrectomy. However, I have a feeling with the amount of taco bell she's eating, her stomach will stretch back to it's original size in no time

No. 480945

>>480943
C'mon, nonny, we all know she was gaining weight because of her poor poor dead baby, she does not even like to eat out!

No. 480949

>>480945
Shit my bad. Can't forget the baby that was more than a baby

No. 480950

>>480949
Because it was a taco-fart

No. 480951

They dont eat out as much because everything is far af from their trailer. Or no money. She should do videos of what she does in a day instead of her usual negative content.

No. 480953

>>480951
A video of her laying in a inflatable mattress, stalking Emily Boo in social media, calling Josh complaining about MUH ACCIDENT while sending nudes to Ryan? Who wants that?

No. 480954

>>480951
Their oven is broken so…what. Are they just doing stovetop/microwave?

No. 480955

Even if she was pregnant and wasnt a granny, why would she want another child to ruin ? Getting pregnant by a guy you met off the Internet , hooked on pain meds ,havent gotten married yet and living in a trailer isnt a good environment to raise a child. Or does she want a baby just cause emily has one ?

No. 480956

>>480955

Remember, they aren't trying.

Or as she put it, "Whatever happens, happens."

No. 480966

>>480955
because it would be completely reliant on her, get her attention, and be cute. And she'd tell herself it was a way to correct the 'mistake' of her previous kid. remember, anon, she doesn't see the world like a rational, emotional human being.

No. 480977

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After she gave up on Dorian and on having a baby with Logan, she shifted her maternal desires to Marmalade. Her sperging over her plan to perpetuate Marmalade's bloodline generation after generation was next level.

Could she possibly be scheming to recreate Marmalade's unique coloring and attitude by breeding cats?

No. 480986

>>480977
Marmalade, the cat that was more than a cat

No. 481001

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The desperation to grow the long hair that Josh prefers is real.

Countdown to The Wedding That Was More Than a Wedding!

No. 481005

>>480945
Omg everytime you say nonnie I cringe. I'm sorry but I do :(

No. 481009

What happened to Mr marshmallow?

No. 481014

Holy fuck. And that only dates back to 2015. Fuck her
Haha I remember that dog story. Didn't she get it for free then sell it for money a week later. Whore

No. 481017

>>481009

She got bored with him and rehomed him sometime in the beginning of 2017 after Marmalade's kittens were sold in February but before she got Loki and Dante in April.

Timeline of her cats >>479554.

The kittens she was planning to get in March 2016 were Marmalade's siblings from a later litter from the same breeder.

No. 481018

"rehomed"…

No. 481020

>>481017
The only thing she could ever afford to get from a breeder is the retarded cat they're giving away

No. 481024

>>479554

Samefag.

Correction, Pickles appeared in 2016.

What happened to him? And to the other cats she and Logan had: Winter, Mercury, Munchkin, and Mystery?

When Marmalade was pregnant she reposted videos of all of her cats including the cats she had when she was with Ryan, so her Pets playlist is confusing. But her videos can be dated by which tattoos she has and how how fat she is.

No. 481031

>>481001
Either that, or she is lurking and saw that we commented on how much damaged her headpubes are ( >>480560 & >>480825).

No. 481038

>>481005

Same here!

I don't know how many anons are doing it but it really makes them identifiable.

No. 481047

>>481005
Fail_fandom_anon wants you to know that the correct spelling is 'nonnie' and also, anyone who thinks there's only one anon here who might use that phrase is high on all the dust.

>>481038
You sort of proved the point that there's an entire subset that says nonnie instead of anon. They're mostly thirty-somethings originally from livejournal and not seagull.

No. 481087

>>481047
I said I dont know how many.

It feels like 1 except for the one above that said 'nonny'. Also haven't seen it on any other thread tbh.

It doesn't matter anyway, it's just a bit jarring.

No. 481088

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Wow. Pretty sure taco bell doesn't offer an anorexic option

No. 481090

>>481088
She has gotten so FAT.

I was rewatching some of her older videos from NZ and you can see how skinny she is in them compared to now. I don't know how she can say she hasn't put on an obscene amount of weight.

No. 481091


No. 481112

>>481090
>and you can see how skinny she is in them

kek you're kidding right? she's always been fat, she's just fatTER now. No one would ever have called her "skinny" even at her lowest weight.

No. 481113

>>481112
I don't think anon actually meant Raven was ever skinny. Just in comparison to now, in nz she was loads smaller.

No. 481114

>>481087
I've seen it in at least one other thread, and it stood out there as well. And yeah, it is cringeworthy.

>>481090
the same way she can say a period was a miscarriage and the fat was a baby. She has definitely gotten bigger, but I remember at least one pic of her from mid-Logan where she was just front-on to the camera, and she looked like a linebacker and a fridge had a baby.

No. 481116

>>481114
I've definitely noticed it another thread too and found it annoying.

No. 481132

>>481116
Only seen it in Tumblr before.

No. 481133

>>481113
>in nz she was loads smaller

Correction. The majority of her time in nz she was a ten tonne heffer.

No. 481135

>>481133
Yeah and now she's a twenty tonne hefer in America, what's your point? Quit getting triggered over the word smaller. Raven is and has always been a fat cunt, I'm not denying that, just saying she used to be smaller in NZ. A smaller fat cunt than she is now.

No. 481140

>>481132
Probably because all of ffa went over to tumblr after prolonged bitching about how they were too old to understand it or use it. Their migration was livejournal to dreamwidth to tumblr, but it's all the same fussy asshats. Which is why nonnie/nonny is a minor pet peeve, it looks so precious and twee. Did Raven ever use LJ? Curious. Seems like it would have been up her street; lots of constant oversharing to people who don't fucking know you, tons of fantasist bullshit, and she's certainly old enough to have been a user in the glory days. Whenever I read her Raven's True Confessions type shit, eh, I don't know. She def writes like an LJ user.

As for her lardy ass, she's got to be pushing–what? 180? She looks massive in recent photos. I can't remember the exact date when she got her gastric sleeve, but she's been stretching it out slowly and over time, all this bullshit about WAAAHHH I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING BUT A BITE is just that–bullshit. I'd say she's been taking a couple of extra bites with each meal. It's also a terrible idea for her to gain at this time in life because perimenopause (and the oxy, she's prob craving sweets like a madman) is going to work against her to get the weight off unless she was blessed with an amazing metabolism. Which I kinda doubt she's got.

OT but my grandma drilled it into my head that I'd better weigh 120 by the time I hit 45 so I don't get fat, all the women in my family are teapots who gained twenty to thirty pounds at menopause. I'd rather weigh 140 or 150 at my height than fucking 170 or 180, wew. inb4 wew, your grandmother sounds like a jerk, I prefer to see it as her looking out for my welfare. Also inb4 clearly you used LJ, you fucking faggot. I know, it's obvious and annoying to me too. But if Dirty Diana did have an LJ? What a treasure trove that'd be.

No. 481142

>>481133
>>481135
I know! Go back and watch the video were she had blue and red hair and you'll see how much smaller she is there.

I don't know why you're arguing with the fact she has put on a ton of weight in recent months.

Also I think we're all agreed kek no more 'nonnie', it's annoying

No. 481147

>>481135
>>481142
Just for shits and giggles take a look at her wedding video. You'll get my point

No. 481149

>>481140
Please… shut up

No. 481152

>>481147
I thought it was obvious we were talking about after her surgery. We know how huge she was at her wedding.

No. 481174

>>481149
agreed lmao

No. 481177

>>481140

Her gastric surgery was in March of 2015. She has a channel devoted to it.

No evidence of a LJ account. The oldest accounts which have been tracked down have been her blog at http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://raven-official.webs.com:80/apps/blog and her Myspace account name.

No. 481181

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It must be fun to have had so many marriages you have to think of new ideas for what special thing your marriage is attached to.

No. 481184

>>481181
Something about the fact that they have a registry offends me greatly. I understand when you first get married you might need a little help especially if it's your first marriage and you're in your 20s-early 30s. However, you're in your 40s. Shouldn't she have all this shit already? I can't be alone in this right?

No. 481186


No. 481188

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No wedding party, no honeymoon, no meal afterward. How very romantic.

No. 481194

>>481184

It's basically everything that is already on her Amazon housewares wishlist.

http://a.co/aK3qVyK

She has had to start over with every relationship because she either abandoned her old lot or it was stolen.

Is she still planning to spend $5K on shipping her hoard from New Zealand?

No. 481197

>>481181
>>481186
Her registry totals about $5700. This entitled fucking sow…

No. 481201

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Why not get a 3$

The exercise will help your bingo wings you dreadful woman

No. 481202

>>481186
She has all this expensive shit on there, like a $1400 washer/dryer set, a canopy bed, sectional, $100 waffle iron, $70 silverware set, $35 can opener. It's clear she doesn't know shit about cooking though, because amongst all this expensive stuff, there's a $20 kitchen knife set.

Mostly this is all shit she should ALREADY HAVE as a 40-something year-old woman. Her wishlists just show how entitled and trashy she really is.

No. 481203

>>481202
What is wrong with you people? None of you have bought her anything yet. You only have eight months until the big day. Get shopping.

Yes, she is a greedy cow.

No. 481204

>>481188
Maybe she should have a potluck meal.

No. 481205

>>480905
Oh she absolutely did something to those dogs. I got the MOST CREEPY feeling when she started her story I turned the video off and haven't finished it. It scared the shit out of me. She was clearly obviously lying.
She's said they have treats for them. A little draino or anti freeze in a water bowl, or some other poison in a pile of treats will easily kill a dog. They go off Ian's hide from the pack when they're dying, so she wouldn't have to do anything with their bodies, they handle that for themselves.

To her, animals are objects. No doubt Joshua is waking up to her issues and distancing himself a bit. He seems devoid of a personality but the one thing he really likes and seems passionate about is dogs, mostly stray dogs, and helping them. Well, Raven needs more passion and if the dogs were competing with her for his affection then they gotta go.

No. 481208

>>481188
So wedding ceremonies typically only last 15 or so minutes, maybe a bit longer if you are doing super religious Catholic ceremony or something. It's the stuff before and after that take up time. I don't get this plan of hers.

No. 481213

>>481188
>> with the focus just being on us
with the focus just being on my fatass and fried hair FTFY

No. 481214

>>481188
i.e a backyard wedding, or in her case, the field surrounding the shack. won't even compare to yumi and her diy extravaganza lol

No. 481215

>>481177
I've been wondering if she might have had a wasteland account. All the goths I knew loved their wasteland. Their URLs were very dramatic.

No. 481216

>>481181
How does this work? Can any kiwis weigh in, because I thought she wasn't legally divorced yet and would be committing bigamy with Josh.

Is there a notice posted in the paper or anything, like for dissolution of a marriage or something? Just seems bizarre, I can't see her doing anything about the fact that she's actually married right now because she's lazy so why bother.

No. 481217

>>481216
Legally must be separated for min of two years before eligible to divorce.

No. 481219

Question is if an nz marriage is legally recognized in usa. If yes then 2 yrs from separation to get divorced.

No. 481221

>>481216

Dissolution of marriage or civil union is not a matter of public record in New Zealand.

>>481217

As has been noted many times with citations and links in at least the last four threads, only a signed affidavit is required.

Why wouldn't they have lied?

https://www.justice.govt.nz/family/separation-divorce/apply-for-a-divorce/

No. 481222

>>481216
I dont get why all the fuss (for like, four threads) about the bigamy stuff.
Yeah, she might be commiting it. Will someone report her? Will it change anything?

No. 481223

>>481219

A marriage in any country is recognized as legal in the US if it was legally performed and is valid per the legislation of the foreign country.

No. 481224

>>481222

Seriously. Anons assume she lies about everything else. Why wouldn't she have lied in the affidavit?

No. 481225

>>481149
How about you shut up, if you have nothing interesting to say or add to the conversation.

>>481181
Oh man, if they had it at a park or something I would find it hilarious to watch from a distance. I just keep imagining this giant whale squeezed into a tacky blue and black dress while Josh and his family stand there with regretful glances. I imagine the whole thing to be tack-a-rama.

>>481201
Holy shit, this makes me so mad. An electric can opener that cost over 30 bucks? Really? I understand her being a lazy e-begger but when she puts shit like this on her wishlist, it's just taking the piss. Like another anon said, a normal can opener would be cheap. Plus why get something like that which just takes up room? Grandmas with bad wrists buying one, understandable…oh wait, Raven is pretty old though. Maybe she's getting early arthritis in the wrists from all those handjobs she used to give out for pop funko figurines.

No. 481226

>>481224
Maybe she did. What does it change? Why do we care if she is being "bigamous". She is a whore, we all know it. She has done far worse crimes than being married to two cucks at the same time.

No. 481227

Man this wedding keeps getting bumped up. First it was supposed to be when she arrived, then in April now it’s in Sept? Wonder if Josh thinks that gives him enough time to get out of this mess before it’s legally binding. He never got that tattoo either…, me thinks Josh’s feet are getting mighty cold.

No. 481228

>>481227
I'm willing to bet he will never get that tattoo.

No. 481229

>>481181
Fucking lol! I wonder if Josh decided to make the wedding date for her birthday because he knows she's the type to bitch if she doesn't get enough presents and by having it on her birthday he can lump it all together plus get it all over with while he has time off work. A wedding sans the birthday with cut some expenses if he combines the days.

Just a theory though, I don't know if couchie is that smart.

No. 481230

>>481228
Yeah same. Unless Raven reads here and is reminded that he STILL hasn't got the tattoo, then I bet Josh is hoping that it slowly fades into obscurity and that Raven forgets about it. He's an idiot but I do feel sorry for anyone that has to brand themselves with this cunt's name.

No. 481231

>>481201
Because if she uses a regular can opener, the effort might cause her to have a miscarriage or hurt her tailbone or something. Think about poor frail Raven, geez.

>>481188
Such a special day wow. IDK maybe there's no need for a party or even a special meal if they've got no friends to invite, but what about Josh's family? Josh's mom should be excited to marry off her son, you'd think they'd plan more for her sake. Or for Dorian? Is Dorian even invited?

>>481229
It also makes it harder to forget the anniversary date. I can't imagine how she gets if one of her husbands forgets an anniversary. Of course, if he forgets one he forgets the birthday too and that's probably a recipe for disaster. #Pray4Josh

No. 481232

>>481229
She is such a materialistic whore that I'm sure she would make him say which ones where for which event and would count it.

>>481231
>Is Dorian even invited?
I would bet on Ryan being invited over Dorian.

No. 481233

>>481232
A video in the future-
'So anyway guys, this table is where Josh put all my anniversary gifts and this one is for my birthday gifts. I'm really disappointed this year, no offence to Josh, but he really outdid himself the year before and only 3 gifts this year is kind of disappointing.'

She would be like that fat little dursley kid off harry potter, counting all her presents.

Anyone else think it's lowkey narcissistic of her to agree to have the wedding on HER birthday? Like sure, maybe Josh suggested it or agreed to it, but I don't know, I just think it's another reason for her to make this wedding more about her.

No. 481235

>>481181
I can picture it now. THE WEDDING THAT WAS MORE THAN A WEDDING.

The paper cups and plates can have spooky spiders and skeletons on them. The plastic real doll baby can be her flower girl. Lots of shitty black and blue satin. Raven waddles down the aisle to some old school freestyle (or whatever oldies non goth shit she listens to)
Josh, scratches nervously at the scabbed tattoo that Raven made him get days before. He looks nervously at his whale of a bride as he stands there in his blue and black chucky/halloween printed tux.

A live streaming of the wedding will be available to Ryan (the only guest on Raven's side, apart from her little facebook friends)

She makes a video 2 days later saying it was the best wedding ever but then slipping in minor complaints here and there about random things and compares it to all the other times she got married.

Raven gets bored, moves onto new dick.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

No. 481238

>>481227
>Wonder if Josh thinks that gives him enough time to get out of this mess before it’s legally binding

sage for dead horse flogging, BUT im sure it has to be a LEGAL marriage for it to be legally binding. he has nothing to worry about… except for the whole diana thing

No. 481240

>>481235
i love how this x that's more than x thing reads like it's a shitty snack slogan. the crisps that are more than crisps: steak crisps; eats like a chip

No. 481243

Think of all the milk to come when they get divorced and her birthday that was more than a birthday is ruined foreverrrrrr

No. 481244

>>481231
How dare you. Don't you know that her most recent miscarriage is the miscarriage that was MORE than a miscarriage?

No. 481245

>>481244

Don’t you mean the bleed out that was more than a bleed out? Her words “bled out” not mine. Oh ravey lol

No. 481246

>>481240
Raven seems to identify with shitty slogans kek

The love that was more than love

I'm not here to fit into your world,im here to make my own.

Raven is a walking snack slogan.

No. 481247

>>481245
The bleed out that was more than a miscarriage

No. 481248

The Josh that was more than a Logan that was more than a Ryan

No. 481249

My ass Josh suggested that they should get married on her birth date. He probably tries to avoid the subject but being the nag she is , made him settle on a date.As many times as she's been married and her marriage didn't work out, you'd think it had lost its charm.

No. 481250

>>481184
I don't give a shit about age, especially when she just moved across the world. it's all the useless spending on plushies and hot topic shit that bothers me. doesn't buy anything actually useful, expects it all to be handed to her, spends all Josh's money on useless shit.

No. 481251

>>481248
Much kek

No. 481252

>>481204

She will at least serve slimjims that were more than processed meat.

>>481249

In BPD Land each successive relationship is The One and a chance to start over.

No. 481253

>>481249
That's the thing, Raven thinks in be in a healthy relationship, you have to be OBSESSSSSSSED with each other. She's so insecure, she needs marriage as validation. Everything she does in relationships is creepy and over the top obsessive. That's why she has to get married straight away. Does anyone remember that cringey facebook comment when she was trying to boast to Josh that she would 'bleed for him' and he politely said something back like 'there's no need for blood haha'

In Raven's head, the tattoos, instant marriages and 'bleeeeeeding' for someone is romantic, but it's really not.

Raven, this whole vampiric Angelina Jolie thing you got going on with the marriage,blood and tattoos is CRAZY. No dude really ever wants that, unless he's getting Angelina Jolie pussy.

And you Raven, are no Angelina Jolie.

No. 481256

>>481250
I totally agree. It's not the fact that she even has a wishlist that gets to me. It's the fact that this bitch will put pyrex food containers, coat hangers, soap caddies for the shower,bath mats and many other normal household items…hell, she even had trash cans on the wishlist for random strangers to buy for her, yet she/Josh will happily buy shit like skeleton cups and ursula plushies on a day to day basis. Like I'm not saying you can't buy your knick knacks and your dollies, but at least have some goddamn priorities.

Raven needs to know the difference between a want and a need.
The bitch would probably fucking go out and buy 30 dollars worth of glittery spider headbands from walmart before she bought toilet paper. She would probably argue 'But…It's a wishlist! you dont HAVE to get me those things!' Exactly Raven, it's a wishlist. You put things you might want on it. Not things that you or your hick boyfriend are perfectly capable of buying. Also it pisses me off that she picks the most expensive things for the list when they are the most basic items. Like the food containers…she could get a 10 pack of them from walmart for cheap if she just gets plastic ones, but NO it has to be the $30 pyrex ones. Coat hangers? A dime a dozen at her favourite shop of choice, walmart. But NOOOO Raven wants us to buy her a $44.95 pack of the ones off amazon. I know for a fact you can buy a pedestal fan for 10 to 15 bucks most places… but Raven wants the $39 one.

I hate this greedy bitch so much.

No. 481257

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>>481253

But Josh does have a touch of Billy Bob a la Sling Blade.

No. 481258

>>481257
The couple that WAS MORE than Brangelina.

Hahahaha fuckin lost it at the slingblade reference

No. 481259

>>481256
Apon scrolling through the wishlist even more, it maddens me that she's even put duplicate items of things. 2 types of fans, 2 knife blocks, 2 sheets sets and much more. It's like she thought, noone will get me this, its too expensive, better put some other similar shit down too incase they cant buy me the fancy version.

No. 481261

>>481259
My initial thought was that she couldn't decide which one she liked more, so she put both in the hopes that people would end up spoiling her and she could hoard them both.

No. 481262

Looks like someone bought them a washer, a bed and a mattress? The most expensive items on the wishlist?

No. 481265

>>481262
My bet is either Josh's family or Ryan because he's a cuck.

No. 481273

>>481262
I wonder if someone "purchased" those items and then immediately cancelled, just to troll her.

No. 481274

>>481273

Ah that makes sense, I guess that's likely to have happened.

No. 481323

It has nothing to do with age it has everything to do with this being marriage #4 or 5.

You don’t do gift registries for your 5th marriage period. It’s tacky as fuck. If you’re working past marriage two you have a quiet civil ceremony and be done with it.

No. 481327

>>481262

She had two or three washing and drying machine sets on her original wishlist in the beginning of December.

But in her last video she mentioned that she was doing laundry ("That's um, the washing machine beeping…"). In November they were washing their clothes at his mom's and taking it to the laundromat to dry.

Sounds like the shack was already kitted with machines and they were in disrepair when they moved in or they recently acquired a set that aren't good enough for her. Either way, they already have them, and she wanted to replace them with a more expensive model.

Oh, and in red or black or gray only, please. Priorities!

No. 481328

>>481186

She has removed the RSVP page. Is she paranoid that the haters would sign up to troll her? We already ruined her ability to have giveaways.

No. 481330

>>481328
Not gonna lie, when I saw the guest book there I did wanna leave something funny. Like- 'i hope your love is the love that is greater than love' 'sincerely captain finger sniffers xoxo :)

No. 481336

>>481222
Because the fact that she's so lazy that she'd commit bigamy is actually interesting to some of us. You know, just like her being fat is endlessly fascinating. 'Why do you care about x' could be said about any cow, so get the sand out of your vag and let people talk about what they want.

No. 481337

>>481225
I caught that 'pop funko', nice one anon

No. 481350

>>481225
This thread isn't about your life you fucking autist. Shh.

No. 481352

>>481350
I didn't post about my life, I said I'd watch her from a park haha

No. 481389

Outdoor wedding? Where outdoors?
Not at the trailer I hope. Tacky garbage people goth wedding uniting skinny retard and tubby psycho with with the odor of rotting dog carcasses floating in the air?
I will not be attending.

No. 481394

>>481323
Not only that, because I couldn't agree more, but to have a registry with two versions of everything, when she's having all of her shit shipped from New Zealand? Where she already has five versions of everything? Or is Logan not doing as instructed now?

No. 481397

>>481389
I almodt choked on my water reading this anon

No. 481399

>>481389
Of course at the trailer. Where else could they have it?

Walmart?

No. 481402

>>481399

why not, she would live there if she could and it would be publicity for the company.

No. 481410

>>481402
Maybe Walmart can sponsor the wedding? She can have the walmart logo plastered on her gown like those racing car drivers with the redbull advertising

No. 481414

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The pet hoarding continues! A puppy!

No. 481415

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>>481414
Ok now I’m starting to get hella pissed of

No. 481416

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Wew. Well this is why she removed that function..

No. 481417

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>>481416
the rest of the status

No. 481418

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>>481417
>>481416
Saucy.. Shes gonna have security, at an outdoor wedding, in her backyard? Really?

No. 481419

>>481417
Whoever wrote that, many kek at "Shiznit will be lit af".
kekekek

No. 481420

>>481414
She definitely did something to those other dogs. Shrek faced bitch

No. 481422

>>481420
she'll do something to this pupper the second it stops being "cute" to her or barks

No. 481423

>>481414
This truly made me think she killed the other dogs. She faked the miscarriage after the car crash so they could share something together and i can totally see her doing this so she can suprise him with a puppy to bring them closer. I'm high and i can't explain what i mean properly, but getting the puppy so soon after his dogs disappeared seems suss. Like they only just went missing…why wouldn't you at least wait another month or two incase they come back? I'll tell you why…because she killed them.

No. 481424

>>481419
I giggled at that. It's not even that bad, just a harmless troll in comparison to what they could write and her reaction is so over the top.

Troll- it's gunna be lit af
Raven- I'M GETTING SECURITY OMG I'M SUCH A HUGE IDOLISED CELEBRITY HATERS ARE GUNNA TRY AND TURN UP TO MY WEDDINGGGGG

No. 481425

>>481416
I thought you didn't like being talked about though, Raven?

No. 481426

>>481424
It reminded me of Greg's reaction to Billie's 'be mad'

No. 481427

>>481416
Raven I promise you no one from this site is going to come to your crusty ass wedding.

No. 481429

>>481427
So what are you guys gonna wear? Better start rustling yo best blue and black attire, I heard that it's going to be the wedding of the year. The wedding that was more than a wedding.

Infact….

I heard it's going to be the shiznit and lit af

No. 481430

>>481414
Why the fuck would Josh be happy about a new puppy when he's heart broken over his dogs going missing?!!?!?! She's a fucking psychopath, void of empathy. Josh isn't missing his favorite hot topic dress you fat cow, he misses his friends/companions.

And if Josh is anything other than angry she got a puppy without his permission while he's still hoping to find his dogs then he's just as fucking bad as her. He enables her to hoard a few cats, well okay…but to let her get away with replacing his pets is absolutely infuriating.

I've never hated a cow like Raven. I think I'd kill myself if all I had to look forward to was cheap walmart toys, being ugly as fuck and being stuck in a shitty trailer. I'm aghast she honestly thinks a majority of us are jealous of her. People watch cheap reality shows to feel better about themselves because the comparison is so dismal, most can feel almost accomplished.

Fuck. She's excited about a puppy while those poor dogs are missing. She should have died in that car accident.

No. 481431

>>481414
This reeks of Raven's doing. Like when those mothers that keep their kids sick so they can appear online as caring parents. Raven probs killed the dogs and got the new pup so she could show all her facebook mates how much she CARES about Josh.

No. 481432

>>481430
I get the impression that Josh is too dumb to question Raven. He also seems to love dogs so he'd probably soften at the sight of a new pup. However I totally agree that replacing your partner's pets within weeks of them going missing is extremely immature and a horrible thing to do.

No. 481433

>>481429
This comment made my entire day.

No. 481434

She moves incredibly fast jesus christ. How long has she known this bloke and she's already shacked up,had a miscarriage,engaged to marry in under a year, and now has bought 3 permanent pets. This bitch is loco. Take the animals Josh and gtfo there while Ravey is asleep on oxys, and don't look back. Otherwise if you try to dump her the regular way, she'll hold a knife to her own neck and threaten to kill herself or she'll tell the internet that you and your entire family and the population of Saluda raped you.

No. 481435

>>481432
I'm a big dog lover and I couldn't get a rescue for at least a year after my dog passed away. Most people are like that. They give them time to grieve. And the dogs aren't even dead. Well at least as far as Josh knows, Raven on the other hand…

You do have a point. I guess it's not that fucked if Josh softens toward a puppy, so I'll calm my tits.

However, how the hell does Raven even get a puppy without contacts, no car and stuck in fucking bum fuck? Josh's family got the dog and Raven takes credit for it? At least I'd feel a little more at ease if Josh's family was involved.

No. 481436

>>481434
Raped her

No. 481437

>>481435
Yeah i wondered if maybe Raven arranged it with his family. No doubt they paid for it ect, but she probably suggested the idea.

No. 481438

Animals truly are just collectables to this woman.
Raven, please stick to collecting your pop funkos. At least they are plastic and can't be abused by you like real animals can.

No. 481439

>>481417
I'm still waiting for her to turn over that new leaf she kept talking about. You know, where she was done mentioning or talking about the haters? Lol… apart from her shitty paid reviews she mentions us is almost every video and on a lot of posts. She truly is the cow that keeps on giving.

No. 481441

I keep imagining CJ at his computer looking at pics of Raven at both her weddings and shuddering to himself

'That could have been me'

No. 481443

>>481434

According to her timeline, they began talking online on June 10th of last year and announced their engagement on Facebook on the 12th.

She posted the video announcing her break-up with Logan on the 17th. Later she said that they decided to separate in May but that they had been "going through the motions" since at least the previous October or November.

Nearly all of her relationships similarly overlapped.

borderline_personality_disorder.gif

No. 481448

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InB4 she decides to have another gazebo wedding.

No. 481449

>>481441

Cj was even a bigger user of people than Raven. Watching her get taken advantage of for once was topkek.

No. 481450

>>481443
Yuckkkkkkkkkkkk. Seriously every dude that's been with her truly has no standards. Her shitty history is but a google away and it's so easy to see she jumps dick to dick. Like if I was Josh and talking to her that long, I would have checked out lolcow before I even flew her over. I reckon it's going to get to a point where Josh will say he doesn't want her to post online anymore because I get the vibe he truly doesn't like it, (despite what Raven says) and Raven will either comply until she feels neglected and needs validation from her fans because josh is working, or she'll make a secret account orrr she'll hunt for a new 'fan' to be her worshipping husband.
I have a theory if shit doesn't work out with Josh, and she cant leech off a new american internet bf, she's going to plonk her giant hairy goth fanny back onto Ryan's dick. Because he's her backup plan now, Logan sure as shit aint going back to her.

No. 481453

>>481449
I agree. Someone getting stood up or used like that would suck for anyone else, but she truly deserves it for leeching off all the men in her life.
He's clearly a bad person, but to see Raven get her share of karma, it hits me right in the giggle dick.

No. 481457

Pet update: Couchie has named the dog 'Azzy' and as expected is smitten with her.

No. 481459

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I hope she quickly learns not to bark or ask to go on a walk whilst couchie is out at work…. Y'know just incase…..

No. 481461

>>481416
>>481417
Really, What does she have that anyone would be jealous of? The “you’re just jealous” retort is what stupid bitches say when they don’t understand why other people have a problem with them.

And Raven loves us watching her now? She must be on the manic upswing of her delusion cycle. I watch Raven for the same reason people watch fail videos: schadenfreude and thinking ‘I can’t believe that dumb fuck just did that’.

No. 481464

>>481459
Can we just take a moment and notice that the dog is scared shitless in ALL the photos she published? tail between the legs, showing stomach, no direct eye contact, and ears back.
All signs of submission and fear.
Not that that's not strange living with raven and all, but I mean when they get held and cuddled aren't normal puppies happy?

No. 481466

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>>481464
Forgot to add this related picture.

No. 481467

>>481464
im sure she got it from some shit backyard breeder im sure its been abused all to common with dogs these days sadly and its life def wont get better with ravey

No. 481469

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>>481467
You're probably right. I checked her page and she posted some video of it, and wrote this:
"Raven Sparks
3 hrs ·
Ok, she's a Chihuahua (mom) mixed with a Jackabee (Jack Russell plus Beagle) and Chinese Crested daddy. Born July 13, 2017, so she is actually 7 months and 4 days old"

And in the comments, pic related.
>JOSH LOVES EVERYTHING!
He sure as fuck would since he loves you kek.

No. 481470

>>481469
On that video she says the dog has fleas. Also is not getting much bigger than it is and it’s smaller than the cat. Which will suck for such a nervous dog.

No. 481472

>>481466
>>481464
Of course. I sort of think well of dog lovers and I respected that he tried to start up a lost and found for his area, but trailer trash is trailer trash.

I still hope our theories are outlandish and those dogs either come back or better yet, were adopted by some nice family that knows how to fence them in, vaccinate them and keep them out of the cold.

No. 481473

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>>481470
Just gonna leave this here.
That's a lot of pets in JUST 17 days.
But, then again..
>Josh loves everything.

No. 481475

>>481469
>>481473

Dmitri is Ryan, btw.

No. 481478

>>481475
Yea, that's why his name wasn't covered.
Don't know why he doesn't just use his actual name when we all know who it really is.

No. 481481

>>481459
When couchie doesn't look at you the same way he looks at his new pup ..
Let's hope her jealousy doesn't act up cause the pup might disappear.This bitch has no shame that she even begs her haterzzzzz to buy stuff off her wish list. I can't believe someone actually bought them something. She couldn't settle for a regular bed and just had to have a canopy. Can a canopy even fit in a trailer ?

No. 481488

Who the heck names their dog that’s more than a dog, Astrid?! lol

No. 481489

>>481416
the puppy had me raging and then this made things a bit better. I love her tantrums so much.
LOOK HOW NOT BOTHERED I AM! I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU! #CALM
she doesn't just have zero self-awareness regarding how this looks, she's somewhere in below zero territory.

No. 481490

>>481469
Oh boy, the poor thing is scared and traumatized now but give it a few days and that mix will make for a super hyper, yappie little dog. It will not last long in granny’s trash trailer of doom.

It’s gonna disappear sometime in Feb while Josh is at work.

No. 481492

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No. 481494

>>481450
Your posts are obviously all written by the same person. You're super identifiable. That's bad.

Just talk about you, your feelings, what you would do, what you would say, how you reacted once in a similar situation, etc a little less.

No. 481495

>>481414
FUCKSAKE
that poor dog
she doesn't even like dogs
i can't
i try so hard not to get mad about lolcows but when they bring animals or children into the mix, even if we know they're just gonna give them up when they get annoyed with them, it's just too much

No. 481498

>>480891
I see red when I hear of people abusing prescription painkillers and making light of it. I have had 4 spinal fusions and live in constant pain. I too take prescription pain meds for my condition, but on the road to a proper diagnosis I had to endure side-eye from several doctors and pharmacists that believed that I was chasing a high when in fact the discs in my back were squishing out like the innards of a pbj. It was humiliating and a near barrier to diagnosis. Fuck her.

Sage for fury

No. 481502

>>481498
no1curr munchie-chan. Cleary nobody is a-okay with prescription abuse, you're not special

No. 481504

>>481473
Lmao, seriously? Anon that works with dogs here, that dog is absolutely terrified, it's body language is beyond transparent (see other pics with couchie). This is a recipe for disaster, I know I'm amongst other animal lovers here though so I won't continue on for paragraphs… good lord I hope couchie protects the poor thing. Shame granny has entire workdays unsupervised… we all know what's happening next

No. 481505

>>481473
Seems like the type of small dog to pee indoors. Jack russels do that a lot. That will probably be the reason she gets rid of it. Either that or she'll say that it was a dick to the cats or something.

No. 481506

>>481475
Ohhhh that makes sense now.

No. 481507

I can't go to the wedding but I will be sending a few scantly clad strippers in place of my attendance.

No. 481508

>>481507
Make sure they are attractive skinny women kek.
Raven hates stripper sluts. Was gonna say send fat-a-grams, but she'll probably like that she isn't the fattest thing in the room.

No. 481511

>>481464
the dog's clearly been abused

>>481494
fuck off Nancy Drew anons

No. 481512

>>481418
Raven, since you can't take your fucking eyes off us either looks to me like we've got a mutually beneficial relationship, right, pig? We aren't coming to your trailer wedding, even if you asked nicely. You are human trash. Treat your hoarded animals well, kthnx. We'll be sure to keep you posted.

No. 481515

>>481426

I ship Gruck/Cravey can you imagine what a beautiful shitshow they'd be

No. 481516

>>481448

Too pricey.

No. 481517

>>481394
You know thats a really good point. Like is she not getting her stuff now from NZ?

No. 481518

>>481186
Somebody actually bought that washer for her ungrateful ass? Holy shit.

No. 481521

>>481518
I wonder if Ryan bought the four poster bed?

No. 481526

>>481508
Well, I can't make any promises as to how beautifully faced they will be, I have a feeling that the local crop of Sluts aren't full packages. I will request best bodies available- big tits are a plus, black and blue lingerie according to dress code. Maybe I'll call a few different clubs and get a successful succession of slutty slippery strippers.

I was thinking of having a bunch of porta potty's delivered around start time too, just in case anybody has to poop. Columbia has 6 different options.
Pretty sure I'll have to pay for the strippers up front (I would anyway though, I mean, I'm not an asshole) but I know the toilets don't expect payment until they arrive.

No. 481528

>>481526
Sounds like a classy affair anon! Make sure it's the shiznit!

>>481511
This. There seems to be a sudden influx of salty bitches in here lol.

No. 481529

>>481469

That mix of breeds is a velcro dog cocktail. If its behavior follows suit it is completely not the fault of the dog, of course. But many owners will take out their resulting frustrations on the dog.

No. 481530

>>481473
'Isn't it you that likes tiny dogs?'

Translation- 'Aren't you sure you didn't get this dog as a present for yourself?'

Kek even Ryan knows she's a selfish cow.

No. 481531

>>481529
Oh man if it takes on any bad traits that Jack Russells have, she's in for a treat!

No. 481533

>>481528
Seems like sudden saltiness always occurs when people start really catching on to her bullshit or are up to top kek shenanigans.

Like how its obvious that she killed Joshua's dogs and cute anons fucking up her Amazon wish list by buying all her most expensive shit then canceling the orders.
Shit like this gets people all riled up.

Did she really think strangers would sincerely RSVP to her wedding? She has no friends, only a few sad sack mentally disturbed goobers and a bunch of us. Like, bitch, YOU KNOW THIS.

No. 481534

>>481511

The cats will sense its submissiveness and dominate it. When this happens Raven will either scold the cats or isolate the dog in the bathroom or both which will just compound the stress on all of all of the animals. The dog needs its own space (crate) which it can access at will and confidence-building activities.

No. 481535

>>481473
You can really tell Ryan still remains friends so that he has a chance with her if things go pear shaped with Josh. He's definitely still got a thing for her.Note how he's like- I figured, because I know you don't like abbreviations and aren't you the one who likes small dogs. It's like he's trying to assert her that he knows SO much about her. Like he sounds like a kid in primary school boasting that he's better friends with someone because he's known them longer.
I actually kind of feel a bit sorry for him because who knows what she's said to make him hang on her every word. At the end of the day though, it's his fault for being such a dumbass I suppose.

No. 481536

>>481535
Not really disagreeing with anything but Ryan is the dude in all of this that I feel the least…I don't know, empathy for, I guess. He's her ace in the hole and they both know it and both play into it. I kind of see them as equally reprehensible, whereas I kind of like dumb Josh. He's not very bright and he likes dogs a lot. He's not all bad kek. Logan is just a sad product of her mothering.

I think Ryan is super into her for whatever reason and it's weird.

No. 481537

>>481533
Yeah not sure what is causing it. It's all- QUIT SAME FAGGING, THIS ANON IS THIS ANON HERE, THIS ANON SOUNDS LIKE THIS ANON,STFU NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK REEE!!
Personally, I like it when the Raven thread moves faster, she's my fave cow to hate on. I mean, I get it though, sometimes when it's dry, it does get boring listening to the same old drivel about her shit tattoos and weight, but I feel like every board has a dry waiting period where peeps knit pick until new milk. Nothing for anons to reee about however.
>>481534
She seems like she'd take the cat's side in any scenario imo

No. 481538

>>481536
Samefagging but I see this

>It's like he's trying to assert her that he knows SO much about her. Like he sounds like a kid in primary school boasting that he's better friends with someone because he's known them longer.


as him being up her ass because he wants back in or some shit. I truly believe she is telling him that she still loves him best. Remember how Josh had to address his feelings about Ryan in the one vid and say that though he didn't understand it, he knew everything was aboveboard or whatever? Who gave a shit? No one was interested in that or talking about that. It was like she made him go through all that because she felt guilty she was already doing it. I don't know but I've seen narcs pull that kind of shit in relationships all the time.

No. 481540

>>481538
Wouldn't be suprised if she was spinning him some 'You are my longest oldest friend and sometimes I still think about getting back together' schtick. 'We've been through so much' ect…

Sage for blogpost, but my bitchy gay friend in high school used to do the same thing in an all girls (except him) group. He would put everyone down constantly and make really horrible comments, but one on one he would be super affectionate and for some weird reason, even though you felt hurt/sad/angry, he had a way of drawing you back in.
Classic narc behaviour, I agree

No. 481541

>>481537
Raven is by far my favorite hatecow too, and it is so weird to me that anons get so bent out of shape when the thread gets moving. Lots of threadcopping, backseat modding, etc. Like idgi but w/e, I genuinely just want to piss on her character because I think she's a terrible human being lol

No. 481544

>>481541
Same. Her and Vicky I love to hate. Vicky not as much because her thread isnt as busy plus being a shit tattooist and being a vain autist pales in comparison to the type of human that Raven is.

No. 481545

>>481541
I think most everyone agrees with you here. I would rather the semi boring blog posts than no new post. I mean, it takes two seconds to see where they are going so if people don't wanna read it, don't. And don't give me that shit "people think there's new info and it clogs up the thread blah blah blah" because SO WHAT.

Now watch people get mad and read this whole thing and blog post about their wrong feelings about my right feelings.

No. 481546

>>481545
and then endless accusations of samefag i checked your ip bullshit durrrrr

also creeper ryan tho

No. 481547

>>481545
Yeah someone will probs autistic screech about it. The silly thing is, this thread doesn't even move THAT fast. Like I get it that blog posts/whatever can derail and post quality is important in a really fast moving thread like Onion's and Lainey's, but Raven's isn't that fast paced so it's not like new milk will get lost in the chatter.

No. 481548

>>481540
It really is super narc shit.

It's funny because I would never even have thought of this, but I now really do want to know what Josh thinks of Ryan always sticking his head up and sniffing around. Very tinfoil, but I am interested. Thanks Raven.

No. 481549

>>481546
Are we for sure that is Ryan?
It's so pathetic I have a hard time believing it's him and not Ragoo just pretending to be undercover Ryan the always and forever supportive and sprung semi stalker ex.
Maybe they have a casual friendship where she sucks his dick sometimes for cash or for a few months for rent, but I can't see dude like all up on her social media embarrassing himself all the time especially now that he can't dump a load down her throat anymore.

No. 481550

>>481549
I dunno anon. Ryan seems like the classic beta neckbeard type to obssess over Raven. I think each and everyone of us has come across a creeper that comments on every post, either experienced firsthand or spotted on random women's social media. Go to any pornstar's instagram and a lot of those dudes are Ryan types.

No. 481551

>>481550
Samefag here, to answer your question, I reckon it is really Ryan.

No. 481552

>>481549

His first known handle in the early threads was Acid King.

His current Instagram handle is graveflower426. He comments flirtatiously on many women's pics and has identified himself as being in New Zealand in comments.

His name on Youtube is Grave Flower. His uploaded videos include one of Raven with his dog Tovah.
https://youtu.be/CaKXdTYZi08

When I asked for verification a few threads back an anon said that the Dmitri Romanov account has the same user pic as his old Acid King account.

No. 481553

Raven has disabled comments on all of her videos except the "2017 year in review" video in which she asks for her viewers' opinions of Logan and their relationship.

No. 481555

>>481553
Kek she can dish it out but can't take it

No. 481557

>>481555

She manually approves comments. Why wipe them all now?

No. 481558

>>481557
She reckons she isn't online as much, maybe she has been too lazy to delete incoming comments because she hasn't been on YouTube as much, so she figured she'd just disable it to save the trouble. Plus it really sounds like she got mega pissed about the it's gonna be lit af comment, i think she's just having her general little sperg out before she resumes normal Raven over sharing.

No. 481559

I hope they have tequila rose at their wedding hahaha

No. 481561

>>481558

>anon believes Raven's lies about not being online as much


Why would she delete all of the asspats she has collected?

No. 481562

>>481459
This is making me so anxious lol he doesn't look at Raven the way he's looking at that pupper. Quick, Josh, buy her some cheap plushies so she doesn't narc rage kill the dog.

Necessary Ravey thread reminder that the cure for antifreeze poisoning in dogs is regular booze, vodka works great until you rush them to the vet.

No. 481563

>>481559
They drink that instead of champagne and everyone ends up puking pink goo all over the Walmart parking lot an hour after the ceremony. Such class, much halogen lighting.

No. 481568

>>481561
Nah I dont beleive for a second she hasn't been online at all, I meant more in regards to Youtube. Like she's not gonna upload for a while so she's disabled the comments in the meantime so she doesnt have to approve the shit. I have no doubt she's online everyday.

No. 481569

>>481568
Orrr maybe she's been ranting so much about the haters, them ruining her wedding ect screeching and being hysterical, that Josh is getting sick of it and suggested she disable comments. Logan kind of used to do the same thing. Like you could tell he got to the point where he was like-Just turn off the computer then rolls eyes He was done hearing about her harp on about it.

No. 481570

>>481563
Don't forget they drink it out of spooky skeleton cups too kek

No. 481571

>>481569
fucking this.
she'd always claim loudly that he hated social media, and it was like, maybe he does, but I'll bet everything I have that he's so sick of fucking hearing about it all. the. time. Whining, yelling, droning on about her latest troll plan … it's amazing he's not in an insane asylum.
Josh seems a bit more assertive in an oddly understated way, like he's trying real hard to keep playing along but holy fuck can we talk about something else PLEASE.
So she throws her idol party on fb, and removes the most convenient way to reply. Take that, haters! After all those status updates and videos and pretty much everything that has her name on it literally addressing the haters and telling us how much she was bothered by it all, she actually secretly loved it. So there.
#MissSouthBumfuck2018 #justidolthings

No. 481573

>>481571
Yeah I reckon had Raven not had such a toxic relationship with the internet, Logan probably would have been more of a normal kid in regards to technology and social media. Logan being a gamer would have probably thrived on the internet socially. She always bitched that he didn't like the internet, but tbh I'd probably keep away from the computer too if i was forced to give my FB passwords to my crazy gf and she constantly went scouting through my internet history to see what porn I was into.

No. 481577

My theory is that Ryan has a findom fetish, and nobody has less respect for herself or others so she provides the most authentic experience. Maybe her “little job” she talked about in NZ was her expanding out to other findom clients.

That’s why moving on to a child was a logical choice after Ryan.

No. 481578

>>481577
I just had a quick look to see what findom was. Why on earth would he want Raven though? All the findom women seem to be bimbo barbie doll types. It goes with the whole high maintenance thing. Lip injections,hair extenstions, expensive shoes ect.

Now that I think about it, Raven is pretty high maintenance… all those tattoos, pets, plushies and overpriced hot topic shit. She's just a goffik, bargain bin version of those girls and Ryan is a splenda daddy instead of a sugsr daddy kek

No. 481581

>>481578
The animal stuff is really triggering.

The cats look relaxed but the dog is stressed as fuck, poor little thing.

No. 481583

>>481578
Because not everyone can get hot barbie bimbos? The good findom women don't take plushies and "come live with me" as payment.

No. 481584

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>>481583
Haha forgive me, like I said, I didn't know about this fetish and only just looked it up. Raven didn't seem to fit the profile is all.

No. 481585

this findom theory is pretty retarded to be honest. otherwise the amazon wishlist would be cleaned out findom for ryan, and perfect for rubbing Josh's face in. also, remember that it's only a matter of months since Raven stopped being his personal prostitute.
ryan is fixated on her and gets off on knowing that she cucked logan for him and is still the same with him now, ie I'm the one she really loves hurr durr. it's like you people have never seen an autistic beta before.

No. 481605

>>481416

>to the haters: don't forget to send a gift or some cash…

haaaaaa greedy bitch

>…and be useful for once in your miserable lives

says the fat greedy goffick bitch who doesn't cook, clean, probably didn't raise her own kid, doesn't do anything to better herself like idk take a yoga class or something at the local junior college or w/e, hasn't held down a job in a decade on account of every excuse in the book, leeches of ex-husbands, welfare, "fans", etc… I bet most of us her have got jobs, college, families that actually like us, have taken care of the same pet for more than a year, but no, we're the useless ones in this equation and she is better than us. kek.

>>481473
That poor dog looks miserable. And heaven forbid it should need to be neutered, walked, be trained properly, etc., cos Raven's probably having no part in any of that. Enjoy having piss and shit soaked puppy pads around the trailer for a couple months along with all of Raven's other hoard, Josh, until Raven gets tired of Azzie and probably gets rid of her while you're at work.

>>481559
Tequila Rose comes in a black bottle, so it fits the theme. For an alternative drink, they can have Boone's Farm since IIRC there's a blue "flavour" of it. There that's their drinks sorted.

No. 481607

I think Ryan gets off on Raven’s notoriety and once having been her husband. He enjoys that he paid for most of her tattoos and took semi naked photos of her. He does this to go “yeah, this is/was my wife, everyone check this out” and enjoys the attention Raven attracts. What he actually likes is the ownership of Raven. It’s like that dumb fat kid in school that comes in with a cool new toy for show & tell that his mum got him so other kids will notice him.

Maybe we should all pitch in and send a crate of Tequila Rose for the bridal table at the reception. If they could gift wrap each bottle with blue ribbon it would be even better.

No. 481609

>>481607
if we're going to chip in for something, may I suggest … some library friends?
http://www.crowdsforrent.com/services.html

No. 481615

>>481530
>'Isn't it you that likes tiny dogs?'
> Translation- 'Aren't you sure you didn't get this dog as a present for yourself?'
That helps our theory of her vanishing with the big dogs, she got rid of the ones she did not like, and got one she "tolerates".

Also, >>481414
>she doesn't bark
But when she does? Is she wandering off too, Raven?

No. 481621

>>481585
The theory of him being into findom is probably wrong, but remember, people are not perfect.
Just because someone is into findom doesn't mean they're not an idiot. My friend is a sex worker and she deals with idiot "slaves" everyday. Not everyone will just be willing to throw money at a girl just because.
Even if Ryan was into it, doesn't mean he would wanna buy furniture for her.
Some of my friends clients insist on buying sex toys as "payment" etc. People are different.

Sage for stupid sex work shit.

No. 481624

>>481607
I mean I know we all hate Raven and have no fucking clue why anyone would touch her, let alone love her - it isn't so crazy for me to think someone actually loves her. I am pretty sure Ryan is just a poor baboon still in love with his ex wife but can't do anything about it. Plain and simple. And he gives her money because he's weak when it comes to her.

Nothing totally crazy for me tbh.

No. 481629

>>481607
Yeah! And maybe we could buy her a $500 gift card to Hot Topic and shut this thread down!
She would totally hate that!

No. 481634

>>481624
Really dumb but reading this made me sad. Feeling so sorry for Ryan. She is probably like his only friend. Like he's dumb and ugly as hell but it's kinda sad that whe hangs around with the hope she'll come back. Like noone deserves to be used like that.

No. 481636

>>481634
He may be dumb and friendless but he's loaded, and could easily pay for another cum guzzling whore to be cucked by. Literally any other skank off the street would be a better person than Raven.
Don't feel bad. He'll get there.

No. 481659

She looks huge and he looks old!

No. 481660

she really is into looks. the way she looks sad and berates him about his hair up is pathetic. poor boy looks like hes ages 10 years since she invaded. shes truely a horrible horrible person

No. 481661

>>481659
Waiting for Transcript anon. I have ad block, but I still don't want to hear this horrendous fat, racist cunt. Until then, anything good?

Transcript anon, I love you.

No. 481663

>>481661

Nothing good at all. Just same old same ol. Raven yammering on about the cats, not having the right alcohol for NYE, Josh’s hair.

No. 481665

>>481663
Fucking boring. NYE was three weeks ago. A bit late for that update init.

No. 481667

>>481659
Hooktube for anyone who's interested: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=AsU7_Q0fX68

No. 481673

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>>481607
He took semi naked photos, you say.
Well, better get your bleach out. And pour directly into eyes after seeing this.

No. 481675

>>481673
Her vagina isnt that bad but it's gross because it belongs to her.

No. 481676

Purebred Ragdoll?
Raven. lol!
Look into the camera when you lie. I know it's hard, but you always look away when you lie. Fight the natural human instinct and improve your only skill.
Your baby cat is super cute but he isn't a purebred. His markings are all wrong, and his coat is uneven. Those are some dainty paws for a cat that will be 20lbs. Let's see him flop. I would also say the temperament is wrong but any cat that isn't used to intense and dominating human vibes would struggle to get away.
If the people you got him from don't even know how old he is, what makes you decide he's a purebred?

What a dumb thing to lie about.
He's adorable. Why can't you love him and be proud of him as he is?
You wouldn't want a pure ragdoll anyway. They're super talkative and meow meow meow all day and meow meow meow when they want something at night and they follow you around the house like a little kid, or a dog. You hate all that shit.

No. 481677

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>>481675
>>481607
>>481673
Also lets not forget this gem. It's supposedly from when she was with Ryan.
Shiznit be tacky and awkward af.

>>481675
That was taked YEARS ago, see how she barely has any tattoos.. And like she said herself,
>EVERYTHING LOOKS DIFFERENT NOW.
imagine how discolored and low hanging her labia and everythign else is by now, all these years later down the road. And all those beatings it took from Ryan so she could get tattoos or whatever.

No. 481680

>>481673
>>481675
>>481677

Never forget she admitted to photoshoping her vagina. ( >>467136 )

No. 481681

>>481677
Somebuddy please turn this into the It was a Long Ass Day meme

No. 481683

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The ragdoll that was more than a ragdoll…

JUST LOOKET DEM BLOO CROSSED EYES

No. 481687

Ok, so the cat doesn't try to get away from her.
BUT. Josh is very annoyed with her, and this satisfies me.

No. 481692

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Update with kittens and Josh

Published on Jan 18, 2018

[the opening fades from "I LOVE YOU" to "Joshua, my one and only"]

This is a requested video. I've had a lot of people who keep asking how Josh is doing…Josh is very tall…and um, wanted to see him again. And of course everybody wants to meet the kittens. So I guess while they're here in the room kind of woozy we will introduce the kittens first, and then we'll get on with our update and stuff. So you can grab and introduce the babies. [Josh picks up Meg] This is his girl.

J: This is my girl Meg. Say, hey.

R: She just decided to get attached to daddy here. She loves him, she's always with him, follows him everywhere. You can probably hear her purring. Meg! She knows her name.

J: Yeah, she does.

R: She was found in a tree in the cold. I think I explained that in another video. She was found in a tree in the cold. Nobody knew who she belonged to, and they really needed to get rid of her. And we took her in. I wasn't sure if we'd keep her. I just wanted to at least take her in for the moment, and then maybe we could have found her a home. But then he fell in love with her and she fell in love with him, and that's all there was to it. She's so happy. She's grown a lot already. She's gonna be a big girl. Look at that tummy. She's spoiled rotten. She's a fat happy girl.

J: Yeah, she is.

R: Aww. And my boy, my boy. He loves everybody though.

J: Come here, buddy.

R: But he does come over to me a bit, a little bit more. That's Cas. His name that he came to us with is Cashmere. They called him Cas for short. He was called Cashmere because his fur is so super soft, never felt anything like it. And he was so lonely, but he's so happy to have Meg. All they do is they just play, and they love each other so much.

J: And they messed the blinds up a little bit.

R: Yeah. Well, I messed those blinds up because there was a fly on it and I hit it and they were so brittle they just shattered. But they do knock the blinds because they want to see outside. They weren't that bad. And they keep looking over there. I had…I mistakenly had the window open one day, but there was a screen door there. And so they're like, oh outside. And so now all they do is try to go and smell outside.

But um, Cas is beautiful. He's a pure-breed Ragdoll, about five and a half months old, I'd say close to six months..no, he should be six months now cuz we decided to use, we decided to use the 10th as his birthday because they had no idea. He's very noisy, he loves to talk. And he's not talking as much lately which is good. And him and Meg just…they love each other to death, and we love them. They're just adorable, adorable. [to Cas] What are you doing? She didn't follow you. He's over here like, what the hell? [Josh calls to Meg and she climbs onto his chest] Aww. There's Cas. He left the room but now he's back. Are you gonna purr now? He is so soft. I wish you could feel through the camera how soft he actually is.

But they got along, they got along so well. From, like, day one they were kind of playing. He'd smack her, but he was smacking her because he wanted to play with her. And then they just…

J: Now she smack him around.

R: Yeah, she chases him and smacks him around. And he's a good boy. Aren't you? He's got these beautiful blue eyes, kind of cross-eyed. He looks…

J: He's not cross-eyed.

R: He's cross-eyed.

J: No, he's not.

R: He looks a little bit like Mr. Marshmallow, if you'll remember my old cat. Um, it's just he's got a normal face. Mr. Marshmallow's, you know, a squished Persian. But Cas has got a normal kitty cat face. But the coloring, sometimes it gives me a start when I see him walking around. Oh, it's Mr. Marshmallow…oh, wait. It's weird. He's, like, my little baby. He's here trying to…

J: He's almost trying to look at the camera.

R: He's a good boy. So we've had them for only a couple of weeks, but they're, they're at home for sure here.

So uh, I had said that I was gonna probably quit making videos for a while because I was just enjoying spending time with him. And then we're just trying to catch up on sleep, trying to catch up on sleep and just time together. And everybody's, like, writing me saying, don't stop making videos, we love watching you. So Josh also…you said we could keep on making videos together and updates and little things. We just have to find time cuz, I mean, it's like the days go so fast. It seems like you have a lot of time, but in reality you kind of don't. Like, the time just gets away from you. And like now it's already fucking 5:30. I don't know where the hell the day went. And we just, I don't know, we just want to spend time together. And then to have to go and get dressed and make a video. It doesn't take a lot of time but then it seems like it does. So uh, it's just managing our time a little bit better to do something like that. And then, you know, this one, obviously [she strokes his chin]. You've got bags under your eyes still [she laughs]. Can't get rid of those things.

J: Nope.

R: Aww. So um, yeah, I don't really know. I've got a Q&A that we had made the day of the crash, and I don't want to use that obviously, so we'll probably do that. And other than that I know I've got a lot of stuff I need to do, makeup videos and blah blah blah and I just need to utilize my time and get around to it. I'll do that so I will have a couple of videos coming up. It just won't be like, like it was, like every two days boom boom boom, you know what I mean. [looking at Cas lying on her stomach] Aww. He's just chilling out. He knows mommy's stomach hurts. He's been on me, like, more than usual since I've been in pain. [Josh makes a face and pulls his arm away, pic related] Oh, I'm sorry, was I on your sleeve? [she says in a mocking tone and smirks]

J: [mumbles] Naw.

R: Do you have anything you want to say? Because everybody's been asking about you, how are you doing, how was our new year.

J: I'm fine, it was fine. Working hard, sleeping harder.

R: Not sleeping hard enough.

J: Yeah, naw, not enough. [unintelligible] I've been fine. Just working hard, working all the time. [cut] New year's, it was good. We didn't go to any parties or anything. We just stayed in and enjoyed each other's company.

[cut to New Year's Eve]

R: It is almost New Year's. It's 11:40 something. What? 11:45 p.m. Been trying to drink, but [she burps] my body is not happy with the choice of alcohol, so um, we're gonna have to have our proper New Year's celebration probably in a few days when we get a chance to get some better alcohol. He can drink it but I can't drink in so it's kind of… [she burps]

[cut] But uh… [he takes out his ponytail] Oh yeah, there you go. Happy New Year's to me. [she laughs]

J: Crazy.

R: Um, do you have any New Year's thing…things that you want to say to me? [she grabs his hand and rubs it against her cheek, s
slurring her words] This was our chance to have our New Year's [she kisses his hand] post to each other or something.

J: Just that I love you and that I'm glad we get to bring in the new year together.

R: Aww. [cut] I'm really happy, too. Uh, even though it didn't go at all as planned. We had actually a pretty good day today. We got a dryer. We got a kitty cat. We tried to drink.

The beautiful white dog showed up a couple, like what, an hour ago? And he had four puppies…well, one dog and three puppies with him. Like, probably the puppies might have been about six months or so. They weren't little, but they weren't adults. And um, it's like he knew that there's always food outside for the other dogs. And he brought this whole pack of dogs with him to, like, feed them. And it was the craziest thing, but it was so cool. We went out there and fed them all and they're drinking water. And they're real skittish and bony, and one of them had been beat up, his face is all torn up and…But it was just amazing that this dog just brings these other dogs here and shows them where there's food. Like, what the fuck. So that was uh, that was…I just burped, sorry. [she leans away and fans the air and laughs] It's  Christmas miracle!

But you are the best thing that has ever happened to me [she strokes his hair] and coming here was the best thing I have ever done. And this is just gonna be first of, the first of many New Year's and birthdays and Christmases and all that together. [cut] Not much to say for our New Year's, but at least we're together. And [in unison] that's what matters. Aww. Almost Happy New Year's to you. Happy New Year's, everybody else.

J: Yes, Happy New Year's.

R: And uh, we'll try to add on to this after New Year's, I suppose, because this isn't all that great. But we just at least want to document it because it is the first, regardless of if it's good or not. [cut; she cuddles and kisses him] I love you.

J: I love you.

R: For real? [he mumbles] I love you, too. [to Cas] He's looking at us like, shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep. Have anything else to say?

J: Just Happy New Year's. [mumbles] We're gonna add on anyways, right? [louder] We're going to add on anyways, right?

R: Yeah.

J: I'll say more then, I guess.

R: Yes, yes, me, too. So we'll say bye now. [they wave]

[cut]

J: So our first New Year's, we just wanted to spend it together, so we did.

R: Yeah. We were gonna get drunk, but the liquor stores were closed. So beer's a no-no. I couldn't, I couldn't do it. I tried.

J: We got some of those…

R: Just gross things. [cut] Fizzy, it didn't work well with my stomach and everything. And he drank…you drank, like what, eight bottles or something? Just bare…barely caught a little buzz. And then it comes and it goes. And I was like, I feel sick, I can't, I feel sick. I was trying so hard. We still have that bottle of Tequila Rose in the fridge.

J: Two shot glasses.

R: Yeah. Don't need the glasses, I'll just [she makes a downing the bottle motion].

J: We're probably doing that tonight?

R: Maybe. [motions to Meg] She'll sleep and then she'll just hold hands with him.

J: Yeah. She makes sure she puts her paw in my hand.

R: She does what Marmalade did to me, hold hands and stuff. She's got these really cool tufts on the points of her ears. I really wonder what breed she is. I know she's just a mixed breed, but I wonder what she's mixed with cuz she's quite big, and she's got those really big tufts. She looks like a little wildcat almost, with a lot of white.

And this boy here. He's just…I can't lower the camera cause he's… [Josh tries to adjust the camera] Don't, don't, don't you're gonna knock the whole camera off. I think you just did. You're gonna break it. [she adjusts it] You gotta do that, see? He's just, he's just happy. He's a happy boy. Big babies. We're lucky that we got two with very similar personalities because they act almost exactly the same. They're both real cuddly. They don't really care if you touch them or what you do. He needs his little nails cut again cuz he keeps on being naughty.

J: He sharpens what he's got left.

R: He's only got, like, one or two, but then he, he kneads, and when he kneads those claws get stuck in my pants and my, in my legs and stuff and that doesn't really feel very good.

So I guess that's about it. It's not really a lot to say in this update. People just wanted to see Joss's face…Joss's [she laughs at her error] Josh's face.

J: I've got my hair up this time.

R: Unfortunately. [he pulls out his ponytail] Woohoo, Merry Christmas to me! [to Cas] Do you see yourself in the camera? Do you see mommy in the camera? [he combs his hair with his fingers] Aww.

J: It's a lot of hair, I'll tell you that.

R: Oh yeah. Um, what was it, last night? I put my head on his shoulder and if I wrapped his head…his hair around and it, like, fit around my head. And he said, that doesn't look right, don't do that. That was pretty funny. Aww. You have some beautiful hair.

J: [shaking his head] It's getting long.

R: It is long. I'm obsessed with your hair. [she grabs it] I hate it when your hair's up. Gimme.

Alright, I guess we'll move on to doing the Q&A so we can move on with our day. And uh, [in a mock scolding tone] you should thank everybody for worrying about you so much.

J: Yeah, thank y'all, but I'm fine, everything's fine, just working hard. [cut] Working too hard sometimes.

R: Yeah. But um, I guess you're missed online. You don't really have time to be online. I miss you online, too, sometime…a lot of the time. But it's just work, come home, eat, go to sleep. That's basically day and night [he mumbles] Right now we're got…I got him hooked on Adventure Time, Stranger Things, Wayward Pines, and now, um…

J: Ink Masters.

R: Ink Master. I was watching the…

J: Doctor Who, too.

R: Oh yeah, Doctor Who and Supernatural. I was watching the end of Ink Master Angels and um, he likes Ink Master better.

J: There's more stuff going on, I guess.

R: [towards Meg] Big baby.

J: [he picks up Meg] Good girl.

R: Purr purr purr purr. [cut] Alright, I guess say bye.

J: Bye.

R: I love that you say bye. [towards Meg] Say bye bye! She's like…

[cut]

J: Yeah,  Meg and Cas, it's funny.

R: Yeah. She's like, pet me now. Aww.

J: [he waves] Bye.

R: Bye. Oops, I took a picture. I didn't mean to take a picture. [laughs] That won't be very nice.

No. 481693

>>481676

Her cats aren't special enough to satisfy her narcissism unless they are some rare, exotic breed.

She claims that Marmalade was a Persian Ragdoll cross. But in the video of her siblings from a subsequent litter to the same parents, the kittens are a mishmash of colors and patterns.
https://youtu.be/JBHHImiiwIE

>[about Meg] She's got these really cool tufts on the points of her ears. I really wonder what breed she is. I know she's just a mixed breed, but I wonder what she's mixed with cuz she's quite big, and she's got those really big tufts. She looks like a little wildcat almost, with a lot of white.


She's just your average domestic shorthair tabby, Raven. Get over yourself.

No. 481694

>>481661
>>481667

She mirrors all of her new videos on Bitchute which makes no sense because it defeats monetising them on Youtube.

https://www.bitchute.com/channel/raven/

No. 481702

>>481673

At first glance I thought it was printed on a cake. Who wants to chip in to buy the cow her wedding cake? Kek

No. 481752

>>481621
findom is mostly a myth created by sex workers who don't want to admit that's what they do. normal dom / sub shit is a whole different thing.
even if he was into that, it would involve raven being more controlling, harder to get, and none of the bit on the side stuff that got her a lot of tatts etc in NZ.
I understand your point, anon, I just get my back up at that particular term because there's what people think it means (almost never happens) and what it means in practical terms.

No. 481755

>>481702
I took it from some weird page where some guy had downloaded the image from the internet, printed it out, had a wank to it, and then jizzed on the image. He then took pictures of this and reuploaded it calling it "tribute to Starbl00d."
But the best part was she commented on his tribute with her account and said "Thanks that's nice" or some shit.
Wish I remember where I got it from because a screenshot of that would be pretty funny in regards to all of her comments on the issue.
>I WAS FORCED TO UPLOAD THEM!! REEEEEEEEEE.

No. 481770


No. 481771

File: 1516325590202.png (548.64 KB, 560x699, wpqja44.png)

Did she put rainbow sprinkles on the French toast in an attempt to "unicorn" it?

No. 481779

>>481692
>And everybody's, like, writing me saying, don't stop making videos, we love watching you.

I have trouble imagining even one person doing that, let alone 'everyone'.

No. 481782

File: 1516327000211.png (25.22 KB, 800x140, Screenshot_2018-01-18-17-49-13…)

If her "whatever happens, happens" approach to managing fertility is good enough for her, then it's certainly good enough for her cats.

No. 481785

>>481782
Dear god, it leaves a scar on their lower stomachs which is clearly visible even through the fur, because the fur will not grow there.
Flip her over and blow on her fur and it will separate and you'll see a clear ca 1.5-2 inch straight line.
And if you can't even do that just take the cat to a vet and they can tell just from looking at her. Really sooper difficult to find out.
Jeez.
Sage for rage bc stupid is as stupid does.

No. 481788

>>481785
but Raven like, uhm, knows like, a lot about animals. are you uhm do you like, doubt that or something?

No. 481790

>>481770
NO.

Piggly Wiggly prolly wouldn't put that image on a cake for us though. Damn conservative hick town.

Maybe we could make Joshua a HAPPY WEDDING t shirt using it though. I mean, he works at FedEx. So there would be no chance of Raven intercepting our package and ruining our good times if it was sent to his warehouse for pickup instead of their shithouse.

Gotta put the whole image on it so he knows it's been around forever.
Boobs on the front and beaver on the back.

I wouldn't. I don't think. Maybe I wouldn't.
I do like craft projects though.

No. 481802

Is it just me or in her last video she seems way too high or something? Jeez, I can only wonder why

No. 481837

>>481802
She complained that she couldn't really drink their New Year's drinks (which means she still drank some), so they'd have to have a proper celebration with proper drinks a few days later. I wonder if she was fucked up on pain pills while she was drinking?

No. 481839

>>481771
You can tell she rarely cooks, because this looks like absolute shit, and it's not really worth sharing. Unless you never cook, but you're trying to prove to everyone what a good housewife you are.

No. 481851

>>481837

She didn't get her new prescription until the 9th >>480027.

No. 481865

File: 1516340156343.jpg (47.56 KB, 300x300, FTnx8qy.jpg)

>>481771
that's the worst fairy bread I've ever seen

No. 481870

>>481802
Josh probably loves it when she's on pills; I bet she's way less of a pain in the ass when she's stoned to the tits.



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