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Youtuber yumi king, old thread >>221464
has reached its limit
>Makes shitty cosplay videos, cosplays in public and pretends to be an annoying ESL child with autism>Has admitted to losing weight, as well as showing signs of bulimia and not getting enough calories in a day to look more childish for her splenda daddy>Pretends to not know english well and has been proven to say some words perfectly fine but in her newer videos she magically doesnt know those words >even has a splenda daddy, who is showing signs of abuse and is prob only with her for pedophilia fantasies he can act out legally>is using him for money>says shes against and wrote an essay about objectifying asian women, but acts like a submissive dumb airhead waifu and makes shitty cleaning and sewing videos but can't even cook>etc>etc
that's just to name a few as well, she also lurks here
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notorious for shoppigng, blames mirror and deletes and blocks people whom call her out
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faked modesty by saying parents are traditional so they sleep in separate rooms while doing topless videos, petplay stuff, is outright ddlg without saying ddlg, and the infamous fuck me panties… and I though I was pretentious
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Also can't forget the fact she has them bulimia cheeks, even developed a tooth disease then whined because she can't make herself not vomit, flakey aged skin, not getting enough calories, and calls her hips fat (it's her shoulders she would be worried about not her non existent hips) and on the side has her bf always whining about her and telling her to lose weight and she has admitted before that it was to look childish which pretty much confirms the pedophilic roleplay rumors
Oh shit. I actually had the same thing happen to me while getting numbed prior to getting a filling when I was a kid. It hurt like a motherfucker and I couldn't open my mouth all the way without intense pain (all the way to my ear, just like Yumi says) on the side of the crappy injection.
My mom never took me back to that dentist. He'd always been kind of shitty (we'd put up with him cause he was the closest around who took our insurance) but that was the last straw.
Soooo I'd kinda say that this is proof that splenda daddy took Yumi to a really craptastic dentist. Also sage for blogpost.
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why the FUCK do her tits look so weird? Their shape is saggy and triangular, and they look like they're mostly areola, does she have tubular breast syndrome? Boobs that small shouldn't even be that saggy, I feel so nauseous it looks like an old chubby guys tits
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anon how are they saggy? I'm pretty sure theyre just wide-set.
Pic for reference
This. We're all female here. We all surely realise how bodies naturally vary so why must we shit on people got having perfectly normal features based purely on luck of the genetic draw.
Obviously it's cool to attack people for awful lol cow personalities, entirely their choice. but this has always seemed shitty to me. Idk
Not that anon, but I got you fam.
Embedded for convenience sake.
that thumbnail makes me cringe, she's trying so hard.>>291595
her nipples look quite low tbh, there's almost no underboob at all
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dont know what kind of areolas you know…
changed the colors a bit so i can actually see the areola.
but i get what the saggy-anon is saying. for boobs that small they look a little droopy.
He sounds feed up and annoyed every time he talks.
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me too, dental pain is awful and you could tell she was really hurting. she's actually pretty likable when she's not putting on such an act and is just being normal. also despite her not feeling good and crying i think she looks better than usual in this video. maybe its because those side pieces are brushed back im not sure
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Yumi is totally big boned. though she may be underweight she isn't at the BMI where she should look so skeletal (as opposed to just petite) imagine being so determined to lose weight you puke your 'international snacks taste tests) but you end up looking grosser than before kek 1/1
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i meant that was 1/2 and this is 2/2.
like left is big boned and right isn't. Yumi looks skinny like left from she'll weigh her bone weight and think it's too much. she'll never get a 'low' weight and 2 kg prolly means a lot to her. feel bad for her kinda? she'll never have her goal weight cuz genetics leller, po' thang.
>>291854>compares two people with completely crooked postures half of their bodies hidden behind hair
tbh i dont see shit.
left one might be around 5"7', right one around 5"2', maybe it's that. of course the shoulders and hips are not that wide then.
i think being short does a lot for achieving the "perfect child-like ana"-body.
also i often feel like that women that become anorexic before puberty stay in a pre-puberty-bodytype. theyre usually shorter and their hips are less broad, even after recovery.
Dumb for daring to call out shitty opinions I see time and time again. Newfag. Like this is some hallowed online secret club and you didn't all start off on pull yourselves. Good one. And I'm sure you're all perky titled super models yourselves tho. I'm saddened you all feel this way. It's bad enough the body standards we're expected to have from the media and men without shitting on each other too.
And I'm not some serious body acceptance fatty lover. I've just lived a little and outgrown such teenage bullshit.
Guilty pleasure, another website to check at night. You're actually almost
using the "haha no life bitches" argument favoured by many a cow.
Please. It's just a website.
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>sure is PULL in here!
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kind thought she was cute here
i seriously don't see little girl on Corn Farmer she's waaay to retarded and shit for brains an act
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Imagine that on top of you.
Why anyone feels sorry for this creeper I'll never know.
some anon earlier in the thread mentioned it might be part of their bdsm dd/lg play in sense of public humiliation.
imho he is just a douchy retarded autist.
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okay sure yumi… okay
Ughh this video…. Restricting herself for the entire week so she can binge on the weekends? Constantly watching her weight to make sure she doesn't gain a single pound? This pretty much confirms everyone's suspicions about her having an eating disorder. Even if it's not a full blown eating disorder it's clear that she has an unhealthy relationship with food, her weight, and body image.
Also, it's kinda sad that her main motivator for losing weight was so guys would notice her. It's not like she was overweight at her height and at 125-130lbs.
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i cant get through the video.
did she actually post any before and after pictures? i mean the thumbnail is obviously not her and clickbait, but did she?
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not sure why she photoshops her pictures to hell to back, it's like she doesn't know when someone watches her videos they'll see her awful dark skin, huge shoulders, and inbred face
she's 5'4? I remember in another video she said she was 5'7 and on a profile I forgot which she said she was 5'9
to me she looks 5'5-5'8 but slouches to look short
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Probably lying about her height to seem "cuter" considering things she lied about in the past such as her age to make her seem younger or whatever, and the photoshop, the fake voice, etc.
She honestly looks 5'7 or somewhere in the tall region compared to the things around her in the videos such as the stairway railing
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she def looks either 5'5 or over
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I took this screenshot of one of her videos for two reasons: one, the camera seems to be pretty head-on, therefore there is a lower likelihood of her body being distorted, and two, I haven't seen evidence of her shooping videos. TL;DR: I believe that this image accurately shows her body.
Okay, so the average height of a female human head is 8.6 inches. Yumi's head is probably along those lines; though many anons have criticized her for having puffy cheeks, I really don't see how anyone could claim that she has an unnaturally long face.
With that in mind, each of the green/pink lines in this pic represents 8.6in. Based on this, she would be somewhere around 5'0". Taking her (bad) posture and the fact that she's slightly looking down into consideration, maybe
In order to be 5'6", the height of her head would have to be in literally the 99th percentile according to http://edge.rit.edu/edge/P13541/public/WorkingDocuments/Camera%20Resolution%20Validation.pdf
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I just don't see how she could possibly be that tall.
I'm 5'0 and there is no way possible she is between 5'0-5'3
she looks tall>>293467 is right, she will take any childlike thing she has and never shut up and boast about it, like what she does with her sad pancake tits
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Yeah fucking newfags how they call our forum a forum, what a moron
Different anon, but they are cows for a reason. Anyone posting pictures of themselves on public domains are going to receive negative and positive reactions.
Go crawl back into your safe space and stay off these boards if they are that bad. Otherwise, you're contradicting yourself ~cunt~
What the FUCK are those feet
on another note, I had a dream splenda daddy had a child girlfriend
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>tfw you are going to review the chemistry
Her latest video is literally her playing with a children's chemistry set. Is she trying to hop on the toy review bandwagon?
I feel like they're more puffy than droopy. But that's just my opinion, though.>>293992>>294052>>294084
Some negative, some positive, it's a mixed bag, really. But you can make fun of people without spreading hostility or A-Logging (wishing physical harm on somebody).
Lily wins because of her childlike voice
Yuhan just pretends to be stupid
But yeah they're both pretty shit
dont think her autist hubbie can afford that.
also remember, her mouth is still fucked up and infected. dont think they operate then? idk
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The comments under her latest video (boyfriend vs girlfriend) are hilarious! Her fans are getting tired of her shit
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"BUT THEY LOOK SO HAPPY"
He is so done.
She mentioned she would have to change her channel if she got pregnant
She made a trying-to-get-pregnant diet video
She had teeth problems (more common when pregnant)
baby yumi incoming?
I think the opposite, if splenda got her preg he would hate it since she's not loli anymore and he would shame hr into hiding it for as long as possible. Also with the whole "we can't sleep in the same bed till marriage" bullshit she used to try to pull.
Although once the cats out the bag she wouldn't shut up about it, I got the preggo vibe from this vid too not going to lie.
Yeah, I think she got pregnant and is doing damage control before dropping the bomb. Or maybe his splenda daddy told her to stop making videos? Ultimately he looked done than ever.
I hope she is not pregnant because makes me sick thinking what would happen if she has a girl.
>>299234>Yeah, I think she got pregnant
b-but they are not even sleeping in the same bed, because they are not married?
h-how would she get pregnant?
tbh, i dont think she is pregnant. Or it was an accident and she doesnt want to abort. Also it wouldnt fit neither her teenage viewers nor her kawaii image.
im actually allergic to that stuff. every fucking woman that shat out a brat or more thinks it's a fucking achievement or accomplishment. like all those woman putting "mother of [number of kids]" in any kind of profile. ugh. no, it's freaking not.
and no, yumi should not have a child. she should never have a child respectively.
brb having an anaphylactic shock.
I am sorry I was misunderstood. I wasn't trying to present it as an achievement. I was saying it makes one grow up fast.
Let's get back to Yumi please. Didn't mean to raise a shitstorm. Sorry anons.
>>299468>two little ones by her age
Good for you. Why do mothers become insufferable like you, as if it's an achievement? Congrats, you fucked, inseminated, and didn't abort. You're so accomplished.
In Yumi's defense, she doesn't have to stop doing anything. I think she just needs to learn how to make better crafts in her videos and manage her time better. You can still have fun and have hobbies, proud mother of two.
Relax anon. Go to your safe space. Didn't mean to trigger
you with my fecundity.
We don't know she's pregnant. And if she was, yes, she could still do hobbies and sew, and do cosplay and whatever weeby stuff she wants. The meaning of this post is lost on me. Ues, no shit, she could continue her silly videos if she had a kid.
I think it could be an accident. Maybe splenda daddy thought she wasn't fertile enough to get preggo. Also, as we now, her family is very old fashioned so maybe her mother is feeding her or something to be ready for pregnancy.
If she get's married soon it's probably because is pregnant.
I am also sorry for my sperging.
im just tired of people giving me shit for not wanting to have children ("but that the purpose of life for a woman!"), but that's not about yumi or you.
All's well anon. Never feel badly for not wanting kids! Hell, my brother and his wife don't want kids and I'm the only person in our family who doesn't give him shit about it. Lord knows there are enough people in the world. It is good that you know what you want. Stick to your guns and don't let pressure you or make you feel badly about it. There is absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting children.
I will try to sage this by putting sage in the email field but it has never worked in the past for some reason.
probably had abortions and get triggered
when they see a baby now or something
>>301323>not wanting kids makes you a feminist
>not wanting kids makes you forever alone
Ok, no. Lots of married and in relationship people don't want kids, but okay. haha . Sage for OT.
Yumi probably isn't able to get pregnant with her obvious ED anyway. And I'm sure her splenda daddy doesn't want that extra hassle and money that comes with children.
So the other day I read this and I was like naaah. But now it makes too much sense. Why would she bring up pregnant related things at all?
And this is a girl who 1. let her teeth rot because she doesn't even know basic oral hygiene
and 2. her splenda daddy is in charge of her vitamins every morning and she doesn't even know what each of them are
There is no way this girl could keep up with a daily birth control pill or know anything about birth control to begin with. She hasn't gone to a dentist before so I doubt she's ever been to a gyno.
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>>301351>"I got meow engraved on the heart because I want to be like a cat.">"I like the heart clasp. It's heart shaped!">"So this bracelet is like one for cat!">"It's real silver so it's good for your health.">looks up the definition of "babygirl" on urban dictionary to "prove" that it's not ddlg
I think it's more like confirmed for retarded.
I think it's just a cultural thing. Different cultures have different superstitions. A lot of the main ones are relatively harmless i.e. drinking unmixed hot and cold water. I think that Chinese medicine should be studied rather than entirely dismissed though.
On another note, I think it would be hilarious if yumi got preggors. More milk for me :)
You're misinformed anon:>http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/consumer-health/expert-answers/colloidal-silver/faq-20058061>"Colloidal silver isn't considered safe or effective for any of the health claims manufacturers make. Silver has no known purpose in the body. Nor is it an essential mineral, as some sellers of silver products claim."
sage for weird derail about silver
Dude looks like the love child of Bill Murray and Dave Coulier.
Yumi really has no friends?
No it's broiled chicken. It's cooked but still in the broth>>301851
So she's moved out of her house to live with her boyfriend full time now? And why did he speak to her in Korean at 2:33 ?
Yumi confirmed for friend-less. Tbh with her type of fake personality, do you think you would be able to stand her? I feel like she would be the type to play cringe-dumb 24/7.
" Hey Yuhan, we're going to eat lunch at that new Italian cafe. Want to join? "
" UNGHHHH?? DO EET HAVV SUSHI?!!! I love eating sushi!! …What is 'eat'? "
oh that was that her Stepdad talking?!
no fucking way i thought it was her bf wtf
I'm not surprised that yellow fever losers who have to settle for the likes of Yumi (and her mother) would sound alike. I'd even bet they sort of look alike. >>302402
That would be a fantastic video.
this makes me really sad. >>303082
I give her three weeks and she is going to post a video about being pregnant.
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Okay, I'm going to bet 2 weeks.
I mean, hey, maybe it's wishful thinking but crazier shit has happened. Different kind of batshit entirely, but look at Katherine Marion's kid. His mom's an absolute dingbat, but last I heard he's done pretty alright for himself despite his absolutely fucked childhood.
Still, I hope to Christ that she's just pulling everyone's' leg. I wouldn't wish that kind of fate on my worst enemy.
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Ahh I just saw this and was about to post.
Maybe Splenda finally left her?
…why the hell would you guys hope she DIDN'T have a miscarriage? What kind of sicko would want Yumi to be pregnant?
If she has been pregnant this whole time I really do hope she had a miscarriage and if you say otherwise you're honestly a baby/mommy worshipping psycho.
Miscarriages are not always a bad thing, they're just a late period pretty much.
Most decent people don't even bother making pregnancy announcements until after a couple months. I'm not going to sit here and pretend Yumi and Splenda would've made great parents just because the little zygote got dealt a bad hand by winding up in her. Not every miscarriage is a tragedy, and it should happen to more people before they get a chance to fuck someone up for life.
Whether or not they would've been good parents, it'd still be rather sad. Essentially having your baby die inside of you seems… pretty shit.
That being said, I really doubt that's what it was. If it is
anything pregnancy related, it's probably what >>305542
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If you're going to be vague and you can't tell anyone what the problem is just don't bring it up lol
Okay, hear me out. Hate all you want but I would be very sad for her if she miscarried. So she's a weeb with an unconfirmed eating disorder and into ageplay. It doesn't mean it would continue after the birth of a baby. So many people do impossibly stupid and immature things before becoming parents. Soon after they realize how silly it all seems in retrospect and grow up. Not to mention how physically taxing and exhausting being a parent is. Some things are just too much effort after a kid comes along, and they lose their appeal.
In addition, I might add that just two years ago anons were clamoring to support Erika of Spoopy Skeletor Ash-chan fame, a woman who happened to be the mother of two little ones. A woman who, sweet and strong as she was, was battling a raging eating disorder, not to mention posted nude pictures of her emaciated self breastfeeding a three-year-old. She also struggled with multiple self-confessed mental health issues.
I love ya fam,I really do, but the double standard isn't fair. I know it's unpopular to say, but cringey as Yumi is I don't think she would necessarily be a bad mother.
It's not true for everyone(or most people) that having a kid is a wake up call so to speak. I doubt Yumi or splendaddy are mature enough to have a child, and if either of them actually do have autism or something(he may) then they definitely can't just magically mature, they won't ever mature past where they are. I think that Yumi isn't on the same level as Erika, there's a totally different dimension of delusional that she has going on that won't fade with time. That said, the bit that's sad is her being sad about her miscarriage(if that's what it is) not the fact that she's not having a baby.
In any case I agree with other anons that she is finding out her ED did away with her period.
100x this. >>305565
like I said in >>305545
, it would still be sad, but saying it wouldn't be for the best just isn't true. I have 0 doubt in my mind that they would be shit parents.
I never said it would most definitely mature her, i said it could. Some it does, and some not. Agreed, she could be a shit parent like so many others . All i am saying is not necessarily so. All we are dealing with is hypotheticals anyway.
It's just one anon's opinion.
If you had actually read the post, i never once said any of those things.
Take your mommy and daddy issues to your therapist and quit being so triggered
by the mention of parenthood.
What is wrong with you? Geez you edgy cunt.I know abortion is a thing etc, but this has nothing to do with it… But, miscarriages can be horrible. We don't know how far along she was, IF she was pregnant. Whether we want her to have kids or not is irrelevant to the fact that if she had a miscarriage, that is sad and horrible. They can be very painful emotionally and physically. There's no need to rag on things like that.
She makes cringey videos and lives a hilarious relationship which is fun to discuss, but holy fuck it doesn't mean you have to wish the worst for her. You're a horrible human and no fucking wonder we get called a hate site, when we have fucktards hoping peoples kids die.
Grow the fuck up, wishing that someones unborn kid doesn't die isn't mommy worship, it's not being a bitter horrible human being.
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new video thumbnail
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>>306125>2nd and 3rd channel
I mean I know why, money.
But what is she going to upload on these channels exactly? Her life is boring and she's not entertaining enough to make her otherwise boring life interesting.
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damn she really needs some serious dental work done.
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dear god she's fugly
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I've been watching 13 Reasons Why and one of the actors felt familiar somehow. Turns out that no, I don't remember him from other tv series or films, he just looks a lot like Splenda.>>310849
As opposed to washing her face with dish soap? Drugstore would be huge improvement.
if she wasnt so damn flat and had a little boys body she would be perfect for onion
both leech off drama, massive hypocrites, onion loves gold diggers, saggy tits,aged skin, feeding them awful diets, and always wants her to be pregnant
they can do aging treatments together lmao
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She edits and filters herself to hell to look younger. Her more candid shots show her age. Not saying she looks extremely okd, but definitely not any younger than mid to late 20s. She needs to take better care of her skin.
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I think I might have overdone it with the blur, but I tried to make her face shape a bit more normal?
Her nose looks so pinched together
She looks like she had her eyes and nose done previously
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I also started an attempt. It's always funny when you start shooping cows, because you become aware of how much actually is wrong with their faces.
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now that you say it, she does have a double eye lid without using glue. she definitely at least had her eyes done. image after using make up remover no visible glue while closing eyes in skincare routine video
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The ones obtained through surgery are parallel, not tapered. Hers are tapered (see how they meet up with the corner of her eye). Parallel is like pic related, that's what's most desired.
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how can anyone be this illiterate
>>315475> I'm not a star or famous or what.>I'm a human and i live in my life with my family, friends, and true fans>God bless me. I have such a perfect family, boyfriend, lovely friends, and sooooooooo many fans.
"true fans"….. "sooooooooooo many fans"?
really humble and not egotistical at all yumi…… girl needs to think before typing out half of the shit she's posts on instagram. let a lone the shit videos she posts on youtube. and how did that post escalate to her "cyberbullies" baiting her to commit suicide? my god this woman is delusional and obviously needs to step away from the computer. also here is the newest video where she has a breakdown about her fake hanfus
they said they looked like yumi.
anon probably meant selfie so we can see how they look like yumi.
No, anon, they said they like
her. Reading comprehension here, fuck.
is there any Lolita out there who wants corn farmer in the Lo community?
is there anyone other than pet players who wants Yumi in their community?
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People like her are the reason why normies see asians and automatically assume that they're all retarded weirdos
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afaik this is the type of thing she's going for. only hers are the cheapest options from aliexpress.
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She sure is cheap for someone who's so all about ~taking pride in Chinese culture~ and ~reviving hanfu style~. That's like if a Japanese girl claimed that wearing a Halloween store kimono every day was her attempt at reviving the failing kimono market. The only difference is that people still wear kimono while hanfu is widely regarded as just a costume for dramas and not practical wear at all. It isn't even worn regularly in Chinese culture either (the cheongsam is the national costume for women now).
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I wouldn't go as far as that pic, more like pic related.
There's somewhat of a revival in the design of hanfu for regular wear, but not the traditional looking kind. I've only really seen hanfu made for soft sister and stuff like that, the stuff she has is very costumey.
what is that? i kinda want it please convince me otherwise. >>320428
also she has loaded parents and a rich ass bf, she just have cheap tastes that none of those ppl want to fund
late but>you can insult me, but do not
Has me cracking up lol
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It's basically a pre-made banner at this point. Thanks Yumi.
why does she wear traditional korean wear if she's chinese? it doesn't even relate to kpop
or is she just trying to appeal to the yellow fever uggos again, since the only way she can get fans and low quality men is because she's asian
This actually looks really pretty.>>322206
Eh, different strokes for different folks.
shes buying hanboks even anon in >>319983
said she was
not really sure why though, if she's chinese why wear traditional wear from another country? seems to me she's just dragging her being asian around for attention from the yellow fever neckbeards
seems she rather quanity over quality
she rather spend 50 on shitty paper dresses rather than spending 50 on a decent pleasing dress
I'm not actually upset, but how would she react if a Korean told her they were offended by her calling her shit fashion a "hanbok"
hanfus have a lot bigger sleeves and have a coat thing around it, plus there's several pieces you put on, and the ribbon is midwaist, not above the nipples, thats def a hanbok
whoever is making these "hanfus" needs a history lesson
She's a poor farmerface, so she probably thinks she can look richer by owning a ton of cheap shit.
In reality, rich people tend to buy less while picking things that are nicer quality. They'd rather buy a Tory Burch dress than 10 Walmart dresses that fall apart after 2 washes.
> 27-year-old College girl slides down slide set up for college students like her at her school's college fair> Happens to be wearing skirt with very dark tights underneath, nothing to see> Farmers accuse her doing this just to deliberately attract "pedos" (who we all know are very attracted to 27-year-olds) and flashing non-existent panties.
Christ, sometimes I feel like we should start a thread here about all of YOU.
Sage because fuck you.
Sage goes in the email field. Just a heads up.
ah yes because everyone holds their camera at the angle just because sliding down the slide is so necessary to put in the video, wow she wore tights that MUST be proof shes innocent huh
she's pretty much the old asian version of euginea cooney of the cosplay/"kawaii desu" community, except eugenias face was actually attractive before she starved herself/vomitted up everything
I'm not watching her videos, but an anon further up claimed she called it a hanbok.>>324946
It's still an extremely shitty excuse for a hanbok.
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heh lolcow prolly got to her. Just do the surgery if her insecurities are chasing her that much. She could have a drastic transformation along with braces, that is if she invests in good doctors and not be so cheap about it.
does she have some facial demormity ?*
Do you think she could have fetal alcohol syndrome???
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yeah! that's what I was thinking, lilypikachu or whatever her name is also fetal alcohol syndrome-like as fuck, could she be inbred? she doesn't have some massive deformity, just a mild deformity
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ah, is that who she is trying to reenact?
i dont really think yeha leung is especially pretty, nor does yumi look anything like her.
imo I don't think shes hideous/ugly, but i don't find her attractive (as a bisexual) either:
her face shape looks like a plum like shes bloated
she need braces to push her teeth in more
but i think her nose is cute and unique the way the bridge and the tip are the same width
typical weeb eye make up suits her very well
Btw she makes a candid cameo in this cosplayer's vlog from 2014 where shes v friendly and sweet
which was my first impression of her
- at 5:10
>>327942>"Yeha Leung who is gorgeous"
You're the anon that keeps saying yumi is cute etc etc? Lol I wonder what you look like or your standards (yumi not ugly and yeeha "gorgeous")
Thanks for the laugh dude
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Sorry to samefag, but this is such utter nonsense. One of my dearest friends is 40 with braces, and a coworker of mine is 56 with braces. I wonder why Yumi would lie about this.
kek, her splenda daddy should've saved the money buying her paper lolita dresses and shitty food and used them for braces instead, since insurance won't buy your sugar babys inbred teeth braces
unless yumi is using it as a plan to get more money and not even using it for braces
also why can't she get a teeth guard thing like invisalign? or does she just want braces so she can look more like a small child so splenda can get off?
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you're probably right anon, there's also a braces trend in japan or china I believe, most japanese teens get them to appear younger, despite them already being young, all of these is giving me pedophilic vibes and disgusts me how people like yumi equivalent being a child with being attractive
I'm 33 and in braces that were able to move my jaws in the correct position. I desperately needed them (TMJ causing severe headaches) and paid for it completely out of pocket as insurance only covers minors. Which is ridiculous because I didn't need them when I was younger and I do now for real medical reasons.
I think she probably just doesn't want braces as an adult or her orthodontist isn't competent enough to know how to fix her overbite without surgery.
But my main point is that the "too old" thing is nonsense. I know people in their 50s and 60s getting treated by my orthodontist. Sage for blog.
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she's been lurking again
yeah, even if people act nice I'm 100% sure that none of them take her seriously…
For them it's probably like having a child around that they're humoring
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i rlly don't like seeing her teeth when she part her lips, its uncomfortable to look at
also shes not afraid to contradict herself b/c cohesive thoughts r not as cute apparently
Lol yumi why not get everything done then? Eyes, nose, jaw, lips, boobs
She really needs to stfu(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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bitch be looking like Yzma when she wears her low tops…
she literally says hanfu in this video. >>315531
hanfu are any historical chinese clothing other than the qipao. hanbok look nothing like that shit she has so stop calling it that.
the difference is she's pretentious as fuck, I mean the sterotypicalness wasn't enough but why even fake it? it's annoying and cringey>>333369
had a headache, she's so bad at faking a personality its cringey
It's not her fake bad English that bothers me.
It's that fucking fake smile. I just want to smack it off of her swollen bulimia face.
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Hewwow eweywun! Tuday I gunna tawk abowt why I speak funny!
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actual adults actually watch this and… enjoy it? wtf.
>>335744>Yumi makes finally a hilarious video, where she presents her hoarding of an Aliexpress warehouse
Not a single word of that mentioned, could all the underage b& please stand up?>bwoowoo creepy relationship (she's 26-27 and he's 32)>SHE'S SO UGLY FARMER GIRL HAHAA 10000x>SHE'S SO STUPID HAHAHA>UGH HER BF IS SO UGLY>UGH I HOPE SHE WON'T GET KIDS EVER !!!1!! I HOPE SHE DIES!!11> I BET SHE GETS BULLIED IRL AND EVERYONE HATES HER
If you recognise yourself from the above list, could you please refrain from shitting up the thread?
Yumi actually does funny shit, like dragging an Aliexpress warehouse across the country. She's more of a marvel of entertainment, not the devil you guys make her out to be.>>331841
Wow you're so original, so relevant and so funny. A flat chest, the epitome of COMEDY. Great comparison there, much contribution.>>327581
Wow amazing, plastic surgery. Yes, anon-chan. Remind me how does not being pretty equal to cringey again?
sage for posting irrelevant shit
Looks like offended anon knows too much about Splenda kek
literally nobody here knew his age
their relationship aint creepy cuz of the age gap their relationship is creepy because she tries everything possible to mimic that of a father daughter relationship all while having sexual undertones, TLDR pedo roleplay
did you even read any of the reasons why she's a cow?
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excuse the shit quality but that looks a bit like a wedding ring, especially with the finger placement
You know what - I agree with you and it's annoying and sad to see these nitpickers (especially pulltards) constantly tearing apart everything she does. It's gone from constructive criticism to plain bullying (all those image edits, name calling and being unable to find anything good in anything she does.)
Yumi is harmless, even though she isn't the sharpest tool out there. People need to stop using "b-b-but her boyfriend is so old and thus she is a bad influence" as a straw man to counter attack when people are defending Yumi. Her content isn't the best out there, but most people ratting on Yumi have a lot in common with high school (or even middle school) bullies.
Woop woop, they have a fetish relationship. Are we gonna make snow threads on every single fetish relationship out there? You'll have an awful lot of work with that, but hey go ahead at it. At least list actual reasons on why her particular fetish relationship is the funniest to warrant all this attention.>>336129
You'd know he's in his early thirties, had you actually watched Yumis videos you so nitpick- uguu~>>336146>>336577
Yeah, I'm not saying there's no milk with her. I'm saying that the "milk" here is underage retards nitpicking. As you said, they remind a lot of actual high school bullies. She does actual hilarious shit and is like an exotic animal in a zoo doing weird shit. It's amazing to follow, but in reality, she's not even half as bad as you people here make her seem out to be.>>336061
You actually think it's fun to spam "UGLY RICE FARMER GIRL" all day and come up with what plastic surgeries she should get ? I feel bad for you tbh.
have any of you even read the thread, it's not that she has a fetish relationship it's that she's an awful influence, has a young audience ,lied several times, is pretentious as fuck, and tries in all power to be as much like a father and small child relationship as possible, and still be sexual
even if it is a fetish, it's a disgusting fetish, and harmful, sure people are making fun of her ugly looks but hey its lolcow if you don't like it feel free to leave
she's pretty much the eugenia cooney of the cosplay community, with added pedophilia and gold digging
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Age play IS NOT the same as pedophilia. It is a fetish like so many others. She likes to act like a little girl and he likes to be the dom daddy. Big fucking deal. Pedophilia is pedophilia;a sick paraphilia for which one goes to prison. I really, really hate when anons act like they are remotely the same thing. Sure it's cringy but it's their life and their kink. It makes them happy.
And don't go shouting "But the CHILDREN! !!!11!!!" The children will be fine, I promise you. They probs don't even realize it's a thing, and just think she's a feather-brained Chinese woman with a boyfriend who thinks she's cute.
Sheesh you sound like such a self-riteous prude.
Sage for ranting
yeah a fetish which is a loophole for pedophilia
do you have any idea how many cases after cases of pedophilia are involved that stimmed from people getting into ageplay?
it starts of with some childish shit and someone acting like a dad, sure it may not seem like a big deal, but the dom starts getting more and more into the "child body" in the thread, yumi even admitted she stayed thin so she can look more childish like her boyfriend likes, this isn't the first time that happened, several women who had experiences with daddy doms had later found out he fapped to child porn, or loli, some would even go online and talk to children
if its just roleplay, it would be fine (even though they have massive sexual undertones and it makes shit loads of people uncomfortable especially those who had a CSA experience) but it's what's in their mind to want to make them roleplay like this, if they want to roleplay a sexual father daughter relationship do you really think, if given the chance, they would FOR SURE never do it all?
what about people who have teacher student fantasies and a teacher they have a crush on came onto them, do you think that they wouldn't do anything at all
its not about being a prude, its about me hating pedos
Where do you get your sources anon? In what psyche 101 textbook did you read about the "slippery slope" theory of age play turning into pedophilia? You didn't. Because that's not how it works.
Your visceral reaction to their unusual relationship is not "proof" that age play progresses into pedophilia. But you think it's >>icky<<, so it must be true, amirite? Show me the receipts and you will convert me.
Btw i hate pedos too, you idgit.
Sage for no1curr, no contribution.
No one said anything about it, just because there was 200 yr old studies about ageplay somehow, doesn't make everything I said completely false, if thats not how it works then explain the HUGE problem with pedos in the ageplay community, explain why daddy doms just "happen" to a lot of the time be predators, like child like bodies, even encourage their "little" to have them, etc
explain to me how someone would just pull these fantasies out their ass and think its hot, its almost like they had pedophilic fantasies and now want a legal way to act it out, so weird huh
fuck off pedo-chan
neck yourself you filthy degenerate
Found the dd/lg-ist who thinks rping fucking children is totally sane and OK.
The pedos were the people concerned about a very borderline practice all along, not the guys wanting to fuck petite women in onesies!
Different anon here. While I don't think it's sane, it is okay for consenting adults to roleplay as kids fucking each other. It's not my business, and it's not pedophilia. Not sure if you're underage or trolling, but you are indeed wrong
Btw–you're derailing the thread.
Oh wow a pedo who needs to turn their pedophilia on me because i think roleplaying pedophilia is gross never seen that before
Guessing all csa victims are now pedos but the people who wanna recreate their trauma is perfectly fine huh
The point wasn't for you to explain why people find it hot it was a rhetorical question, think about it this way, back to the teacher and student example, do you think someone just woke up one day and said hey i wanna sexually roleplay as a teacher and student? No, they had to have the literal fantasies to want to do that, unless they're mindlessly doing it, so ageplay people had to literally have pedophilic fantasies in order to genuinely want to roleplay like so
Sure its not the biggest of the biggest problems that two old uglies are roleplaying pedophilia but it can be a sign something actually harmful is going on behind closed doors, a lot of these daddy doms are actual pedophiles, hence why a lot of them like "child like bodies" and if they're willing to pubically roleplay it in front of kids, who else knows what they're willing to do
Just pretend to be a child on a ddlg chat site or room and watch the pedo daddies flock all over you
Me and my friends use to like exposing pedophiles, and i have to say, from my experience, the easiest way to catch them was to pretend to be a child to a daddy dom
A lot of dds admitted to molesting children, some even had daughters they admitted to molesting, one even asked to see pictures of a 2 yr olds naked body after i claimed to be a 10 yr old with a 2 yr old sister…
A ddlg artist even got arrested for child porn
The kink is literally a magnet for pedophiles, the people roleplaying it (or at least not in front of kids) arent doing anything that bad. But they are huge possibilities they may be doing something actually bad(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
He's an old man with a Korean fetish, she's an aspiring housewife who wants $$$, I don't feel bad for either of them.
I just hope that they don't reproduce, their potential child would become a school shooter
Their kid will be elliot rodger reincarnated.
part of me feels sorry for her though. she needed more friends her age. It's obvious she is lonely because only has her parents and her Splenda daddy. Doubt she's truly happy now.
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>>337319>cared more about her wedding ceremony than college>Costco ring>"This ring is very elegant and beautiful">"I'm so glad I found the one who is taking care of me."
This shit is like straight out of /r/hapas' worst nightmare.
I think yumi isn't the dumb QT AZN WAIFU HOUSEWIFE LOLI she portrays herself to be, she has been proven to fake her broken english, it's more than obvious she know's what she's doing
him on the otherhand, he's either a pedo and yumi was as close to a legal child he can fuck or he has a korean fetish like >>337347
said, but cant get actual koreans so he settles for the chinese knock off
so it looks like she has been engaged to him since December 2015. wow, wonder when they met.
also couldn't stop laughing at the way she ended this vlog by pointing out her hanfu is a copy hanfu. LET IT GO YUMI!
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hahahaha that is hilarious, well makes sense with the way she has to always ask for compliments from her boyfriend in the car. she does love herself
I think this is the one he got her based on the design, approximate stone size, and the placement of the prongs. It's $6k.https://www.costco.com/Round-Brilliant-1.00-ct-VS2-Clarity%2c-I-Color-Diamond-Platinum-Solitaire-Ring.product.100355437.html
Also you guys have to consider that he might be an engineer, but he's an engineer in rural Georgia so he's probably making less than $60-80k. Also engineers in my area are allowed to work from home even if they're just above entry level, so he might not even be a higher up.>>337400
"Hewwo ewywon! Today…… I have speshul announcement for YOU. I'm….. pegrant! Oh no, wait wait. Pregant?"
(turns to her fiance)
"Is that how you say? No? How you say? Ohhhhh oh oh ok!"
(turns back to camera)
If they actually had a healthy or non-fetish or at all genuine seeming relationship, people might argue 'hey, they're in love, maybe their love means more than an outdated tradition of wasting money on an engagement announcement with a ring that's purely for show and not at all useful for either person in the couple'
But because their love is either superficial, fake, materialistic, or based in a weird fetishization of each other, or all of the above, the price of the ring kind of stands out more as something to point out.
It does seem like he might be actually socially awkward and that's why he comes off so weird. I wouldn't be thrown off if a STEM fielder would be awkward. As for her, she thinks she's a leftover woman and just wants to get married. She stated that herself in the video.
Does he have a fetish? Probably, she seems to play along and seems to enjoy it.
I really don't give a fuck about their relationship, it's not what makes me interested in her. There are thousands of couples with their dynamic.
On the otherhand,https://www.instagram.com/p/BVe8-gagbwN/?taken-by=yumi_king&hl=es
This is so fucking creepy, the music is so weird. It's amazing someone actually listens willingly to someone just say "la-la-la-la" over and over again. This is the shit as to why I find her so peculiar, the clothing, the music and the situation. It also seems like she's in a taxi, the taxi driver must have been confused to hell and back on her music request and videoing.
yeah, they fit together, that's why he repeatedly insulted her weight, telling her she needs to lose despite her already showing signs of bulimia, takes shit care of her and most people who aren't "teenage edgelord girls" say they aren't a good fit
anyone with eyes knows why they're together, its not about being naive and edgy its the truth
Kek, that actually looks like a moissanite, not like a diamond.
And holy shit that was awkward.
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Oh puh-leese i worked for CPS for over five years and I have never once, not one time had a father ADMIT to molesting his own daughter. File that under "things that never happened". Like other anons have said, age play doesn't equal pedo. >>337396
Making fun of the cost of Yumi's ring makes you more superficial and shallow than Yumi has ever been.
Sage for no contribution
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I don't feel sorry for her. She is playing a character for views and for that dumb role play. She isn't that dumb actually. In a few weeks she is gonna post a video about being pregnant. I feel sorry for that baby. He is going to end being Elliot, wearing dumb clothes from Alli and being malnourished since any of his parents know about nutrition. >>338010
What are you doing here? It's lolcow, we basically laugh at superficial and shallow stuff about superficial and shallow people.
age play doesn't equal pedo but age play is literally child molestation roleplay
just because YOU haven't experienced it doesn't mean others haven't either, where I worked, basically we posed as a child and went into chat rooms, one guys admitted to having sex with his daughters friends, another had admitted to touching his 10 yr old and 5 yr old daughter but claiming it wasn't molestation because "they begged him to"
age play, like teacher student roleplay, unless you do it mindlessly, you have to have the want for you to want to do it, people who teacher student roleplay most likely fantasized about having sex with a teacher or vice versa, and may even want to do it in a real situation, same with age play
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kawaii elegant lady
Thats also her 48 year old boyfriends finger cleaning her teeth
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I love her rants about how she totally doesn't care about bullies. She don't care you views, guys. 😹😹😹😹😹
He isn't encouraging her to be thin, she's an actual ana-chan and was one before they met. She used to be "fat", 130lbs or so(lel). She has zero muscle so she was flabby af prolly and just went full anamode instead of getting fit. In the video she makes it obvious she's been an ana-chan since about 19 or so. Splenda is just very pussywhipped/ignorant about nutrition and goes along with it. Splenda isn't the top in their relationship, I'm pretty sure like >>338062
said, she's playing a kawaii character. She's milking a fetish stereotype for Youtube bucks. She has in a way un-demonitizeable channel, to the advertisers eye it's an asian with bad fashion with a shitty english doing aliexpress hauls.
Video related where she talks about her ana-chan habits. >Related videos "Most Shocking Anorexic Transformations"
This is why I love her, she's started to lately often rant about dem darn haters. I hope she doesn't go the CWC/onision/Raven way of weekly rants about diddly darn trolls sabotaging her Why doesn't she realise that the most effective way to deal with gossip sites and hate, is to ignore them?
If she keeps her channel up, I can see it falling into obscurity. She is already spiraling downwards and grasping at 'content ideas' while obnoxiously grabbing at any 'sponsorship deals' her greedy claws can grab onto.
I would actually love to see her attempt to preserve attention by 'cleaning toilet with my hair havk and feeding my depressed hapa children instant ramen vlog #895' etc.
It would all be evidence building up towards the mental breakdown and homicidal spree her future son/daughter would start if she continues to behave as such an attention-seeking flake.
Yumi needs to stop being in denile, she knows she thrives off of 'bullies' she fucking treats her fans like numbers and statistics. Literally all her videos are useless and or just stab-backs at her 'haters'.
Hey Yumi let's see a video where you pay some people to pretend to be your friends and invite them out to lunch/dinner. Entire bill footed by you! Aren't you always trying to perseve your kawaii rich hanfu nice facade? Than maybe actually film yourself caring for OTHER PEOPLE like even COOKING FOr YOUR MOM instead of recording yourself scraffing down pig liver.
You're 26 and your mom still cooks for you. Not very ancient Chinese traditional housewife material of you. Dumbass. Just admit you're a lazy POS and everyone will forgive your shitty existance lol.
there were several videos where splenda encouraged her to lose weight
in one she said she wanted to just be 100 lbs and splenda said all angry "99!!!!"
>>338744>we have lahbstuh
That's a fucking crayfish and they're usually disgusting at buffets.>neither of them know what a surimi stick aka 'fake crab' is made of>"Hurr I guess you can get fat at lunch and fat at dinner for the same price."
Why is that fat fucking uggo prick so snide about weight? I had to stare at his 50 year old double chin and FAS lips the entire video so him making jabs about looks is absurd.
why does splendas body look more female than hers?
If I didnt know any better I'd think she was a tall chinese school boy who wanted to dress like a girl once and brought a wig from the halloween section at walmart
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The huge gap between her teeth bothers me way more than it should. Girl, get some braces already, especially since you want to start a food/eating channel.
toppest of keks >>338835
doesn't matter if she gets braces or not, she pukes that much food a day her teeth will wear down like no tomorrow, i think she's better off with veneers.
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ughhhhh she's back to wearing that damn collar
So just because she makes videos of her eating she should get braces to please you? Ugh, you haters are never happy.
<Yumi's head is too big, girl go get your head shrunk already ugh
In one of her older videos he bought her a hanbok
Imagine being a lonely 50 year old man who masturbates to kpop music videos and buying Korean clothing and speaking elementary school Korean around your bulimic Chinese mail order bride to satisfy your fetish
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Yea it's pretty weird
IT'S CALLED A MORTAR BOARD YOU WANNABE FOB OMG this is un-facking-watchable>>339132
Lmao are they brothers or some shit and they both had korean pedo fetishes but realized they were too ugly and poor for koreans so they settled for annoying, money hungry chinese knock offs? "Yohan I found website you can meet rich white old creepy husband who doesn't care your face is jacked but you're asian"
"hey [whatever the fuck splendas name is] here's a website you can meet old asian chicks even though they're ugly but they have low standards so its ok""but i like kore-"
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We've been over the fact that Yumi pretends to be retarded because she thinks it's cute and child-like, though she has been living in the US a while and speaks better English than she lets on.
What I find strange is that this "game" of identifying everyday things seems to be common for them, they've done it in other videos and I just don't get why they do it all the time. I guess it's a type of foreplay for them at this point?
Hold onto your butts, this could be a long haul.
Accept the challenge, Yumi. Give the internet 10 years of lolcow-worthy milk with your future child-rearing mommy vlogging adventures.
Child services can't stop you fast enough.
I get what you're saying. When I watch Jenna Marbles or Cristine (simplynailogical) interact what their boyfriends I can feel the chemistry and I know there are little inside jokes between them. With Yumi it's like you said: Yumi asks a question and Splenda answers. Perhaps that's the image Yumi wants to portray though. Maybe traditional Chinese housewives don't carry conversations with their husbands and instead just ask/answer commands.
Sage for being an amateur relationship analyst.
If that's how you say, that's sad.
If Yumi wants to play the dumb asian wife, that's sadder.
Plus I don't get why Splenda wants a robot by his side.
Maybe makes him feel better by not having to directly interact with people, just replying? :/
Sage for playing psychologist
To me they look like father and son.
Maybe, Splenda Senior wanted a mail order bride, so when he got Yumi's mom and found out she had a daughter, called his son and said
"Hey Splenda Jr. I got you an asian wife too! Without you leaving the house! How cool is that?"
Yumi's face has literaly zero depth.
If you look her from her profile view, she's just a plank, what the fuck
yeah Chinese women are just high pitched chatterboxes. The classic cover your mouth and "HEHEHEHEHEHEH" high pitched screech. Honestly Yumi is one of the rare ones where she seems fade into the background and only speak when shes asking somthing.
(sage for blog but i lived in student accom with A LOT of chinese FOBs, they all loved attention and fought for it)
Maybe because Yumi's mom said
"Yuhan my daa-ling, please, act like lady and man will keep yoo?"
she doesnt even look like the same person without her bangs holy shit
she needs to ditch them
Or some shit like
"I've been thinking to get rid of my bangs but I'm afraid, what do you think? I like them! (cat emoji)"
for some reason to me, she looks like a white girl trying to look asian?
idk how to describe it, just something about her face looks so… off
splenda looks like he is in so much pain
he also has a more feminine hand than yumi has
>>340849>Sponsoring shit even in your effin wedding video
I'm waiting for a cheap ass wedding
They look like father and his special needs daughter, shit's creepy.
I know so many people do it now that it's pointless to say, but I find it so tacky that people are oversharing their wedding plans. Even down to the costs, with randoms online.
Is nothing private anymore? Is there an imperative need for people to know and care about this shit?
Why do people have to sell out so hard for a little pocket change all the time.
At 1:54 she says "he is a womanist"?
Sage for samefag.
I actually think Yumi is attractive when she has no makeup and her bangs are swept to the side. I'm probably alone in this though, considering that there are so many farmers like >>340628
Who can only rehash the tired diatribe of, "hurr durr, Yumi is an ugly flat faced rice farmer's daughter. So ugly, wtf with her weird teeth? Lol times infinity." C'mon fam, you can do better than to attack her for her facial features,something she cannot help without plastic surgery. It's juvenile and unimaginative.
Her side swept bangs emphasizes her messed up skin and her helmet bangs make her look annoying and like a try hard
She looks best with no bangs, still unattractive, but bareable to look at
shes ugly asf, the standards for asian women is so low.
I'm not surprised though, in America Lucy Lui is beautiful in China she's ugly.
I came here 5 days late solely to make this comment. Like, they even have the same body type. Cannot unsee.
I'm weirdly happy for Yumi and Splenda…I guess? In the midst of their awkwardness (or maybe because of it) they're basically made for each other. I can't wait for the "traditional Chinece cewemony!"
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Yumi in a few years
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Here, anon. I tried to make the picture more accurate. Don't forget that Yumi is a kawaii gorgeous and elegant rich girl goddessu who doesn't age or get wrinkles. #nofilter #thisishowIlookinreallife
weebs and pedos who think looking like an overgrown toddler is hot
but when you get a close up of her face and body her skin is quite aged and her tits are saggy>>291575
reminds me somewhat of this old asian woman at the gym who use to change butt naked in the gym locker room despite there being changing rooms for that
sage cuz im a nitpicky bitch lmao
agreed, if she wasn't asian and had white people eyes and hair she would get loads of comments talking about how ugly she is
it's like these yellow fevers and weebs will think a woman is beautiful for the sole reason she's asian, nothing to do with facial features or body attractiveness, she doesn't even look well kept after seeing her routine videos or her cleaning ones, hell she can't even cook, it's like she went to r/hapas one day and read a few comments about "ooo skinny azn loli waifu housewife with 'high pitched' voice and broken english" and chose that to be her aesthetic
however I do think lucy liu is attractive in a mature businessy woman way
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Gaps are cute I hope she doesn't
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but when combined with her shit makeup, bulimia cheeks, and massive overbite it looks pretty bad
sage for fantarding
Sounds like any racial fetishism
Not about attractive features,how they act, their body, etc
Just be the race thats being fetishized and people will find you attractive
She needs to permanently ditch the aegyo sal and full line her eyes and instead of fake lashes, mascara. A little bit of blush just to give off the natural rosy colour would be nice too.
Plus, a good skincare routine, stop vomiting, ditch her bangs too or at least cutting them perfectly straight.
It's not rocket science but I can't believe she can't see how her current "-care" doesn't suit her at all.
and fix her jaw and teeth and stop being so damn pretentious, especially her voice and mannerisms, buy some clothes, makeup and skin care thats not from aliexpress
she might could be a 7.5/10 then, she doesnt know how to take care of herself at all
Yes, especially the clothes.
Me myself I shop on Aliexpress a lot but I pay attention to the quality (I only buy cotton etc etc) and mix my chinese stuff with my normie stuff (like : t shirt from Aliexpress & very good jeans)
Plus, it's even about how do you present yourself.
It's not cheap until you make it look that way and know how to dress, Yumi's wardrobe is all made of children "princess" carnival dress…
I take it her boyfriend is really rich
"it's only $300 it's not expensive"
"should we get two of them?"
Splenda, it's your house and your money.
Yumi is not your mom, stop fuckin asking her permission for anything.
Ummm, make fun of them all you want, but Splenda is not overweight anon. Flabby,yes. Overweight, no.
I'm one of those weird people that enjoys grocery shopping but this video was terrible. What's the point? To see what kind of junk they eat?
>that whole two minute clip demonstrating how the table moves up and down
He's a doughball. If a girl here had his double chin and belly we'd be calling her the next Moomoo Charms.
You can def be flabby without being overweight
other a kid or someone like >>343618
I'd say some kpop star but he's too uggo
doubt he can get anyone intelligent as well, unless you mean someone who is AT LEAST intelligent enough to not act more dumb than they already are
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reminds me of this
300 dollars for a table like that isn't really expensive if you're an office worker tho, it's healthy to stand up while working once in a while
sage for slight OT
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Giant forehead + no lips + Splenda's caterpillar eyebrows and huge nose
or something like this
So why does Yumi King have an okcupid if she's been with her fiancé so long? Did she ever tell the story as to how they met?
Also yikes at her putting up she wanted 30-38 year old men when she was 22.
Cheating and playing dumb to the next splenda daddy, yellow fever or pedo to come around
She also lies about her age
im confused, they would be lucky if they were HALF this decent.
or are you implying possible homicidal maniac?
The thumbnail pic is so weird.
Nice toilet Yumi, also buy longer skirts please!
ew you can almost see her roast beef curtains
sage for being a nitpicky bitch
The commentors are the worst part>English is so hard!>Well actually her English isn't even that bad>She's improving
she literally has been proven to say words and phrases fine but doesn't know how to say them in her newer videos
my french teacher has the hardest time learning english and said it took her 2 yrs to learn it enough to speak and 5 yrs to speak it fluently and perfect enough
She seriously looks like a decade older than when she made this video and she made this in 2014, so it's only been ~3 years.
It's also pretty jarring to see how much the quality of her makeup has declined.
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She updated her OKC profile with a blurb about not being able to reply to all of her messages due to school, but she also has her YouTube channel linked. Wouldn't people be able to see her engagement videos?
if she fixed her jaw and didn't line her lid like that she would look slightly attractive
she aged like crazy though holy shit, did splenda and his shit diet + aliexpress skin care age her?
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she hasn't been on this account in like 10 months and it says she's seeing someone. you guys are reaching.
yeah cuz people who put engaged on their dating profile NEVER cheat
who even has a dating profile that's active while dating someone
she seems like a typical play dumb cheater
Some guys actually get a rise thinking that their woman is desirable to other men. Insecure guys, who need that kind of validation.
Though I doubt Yumi hears much praise irl and hence why she keeps the dating profile around for the occasional ego boost.
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>>348019>omurice >frozen spring rolls>instant ramen>storebought pork tenderloin w/ pre-wrapped bacon
Splenda's "fancy eating."
>Splenda chopping that spring onion on a fucking glass plate with his fingers dangerously close to the blade>too inept to think to buy a cutting board>HE'S USING A GOD DAMN PARING KNIFE TO CHOP THE VEGGIES REEEEEE>non-stick pan is never hot>takes more than five minutes to cook egg>wraps the 'omurice' like a fucking burrito instead of placing omelette on top of rice and cutting it open>Yumi uses a soapdish for the dipping sauce
And then he lies in the video saying he's made omurice before, when he clearly has never made it and Yumi had to intervene for the most basic knowledge like WASHING THE FUCKING RICE before cooking it! Maybe he's ingested so much arsenic from his previously unwashed rice that it turned him into a condescending potato that needs to keep a dumb foreign girl around to feel marginally smarter.
Also>8:20, Splenda doesn't want to admit he's fat
I wonder what these two think of actual fancy meals? It would blow their minds.
Then again she wears taobao and eats junk so I guess insta ramen is a move up.
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its actually a cat bowl.
yumi has given up her identity of an adult woman human being. Her identity revolves around being a submissive pet, so no surprises she chooses to use pet bowls.
he talks like a pedophile
why does she go out of her way to always look like a child
I don't think anyone who is willing to put content like what yumi is doing on the internet should have kids
sage bc im a huge samefag
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The racism in this thread is so unnecessary and juvenile. C'mon fam, grow up. Also, the quality of posts in ITT has really gone to shit. Do we really need more, "hurr durr, Splenda sounds like a pedo, ahurr hurr", posts? If you're just gonna repeat shit that has been posted a zillion times then GTFO. Damned summerfags.
Sage for being a crotchety cunt.
I feel like she was a white girl who wanted to be Asian really badly in a past life, and her dream finally came true in this cycle.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
>>348299>most fob Chinese women act this way when they're luring in a and as soon as that Japanese baby pops out her vagina
Saging for useless post
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usually when white/non asian girls wanna be asian they wanna be the asians that look white
unless the girl in yumis past life was a white 50s housewife whos husband went to korea or japan then divorced her to marry his azn slave bride, men who were in then military then went to an east asian country and married a "submissive" asian wife who barely spoke english is like the mid century version of mail order brides today
later then their marriages fell apart when the wife learned to speak english better and they realized that marrying someone just cuz your mates told you their race tends to be submissive is dumb and now they either have awful marriages with the women they married or if they did divorce them they can't get the woman who they actually loved first back(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Lol, they always have k-pop playing in the background. Pretty sure NS Yoon-gi's "Wifey" was on near the end of the video.
No shame in liking a certain kind of music, but of course
Splenda is into that ~*azn culture*~
Yeah, I just watched it again,and they're definitely playing "Wifey." I distinctly remember another video where they are listening to Akdong Musician's "200" as well. I can't find it at the moment, but I am certain I've seen it.
Again, nothing inherently wrong in liking k-pop, but I've gotta be honest: I've never seen a normal adult man that always* listens to it. You're definitely right about the Korean thing.
Do people even care about this trend anymore?
She might as well have said she got an ugly sweater dress, it's not sexy at all.
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Is this Kevin/joe/nick/Yumi's daddy dom?
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They were banned for not saging posts with no new info or not saging posts that are off topic i.e not directly related to yumi. If you want to complain, post in meta instead of making more off topic posts in the thread. Stop the whining and newfaggery. read the rules and lurk more.
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This video, expand the first comment chain >>350164
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really need to point out how expensive the wedding's going to be
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MY CLOTHES ARE GOOD QUALITY THEY JUST DONT LOOK GOOD ON CAMERA OR IN REAL LIFE OR ANYTHING ABLOOBLOOBLOO
Jfc, 99% of her clothes look cheap as shit. I have never seen anyone in this much denial.
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> makes shit videos about cheap clothing
> cries about being cyber bullied and picked on when called out
you're kidding… right? you're acting like this place is some town full of old white people who can't seem to escape the 1960s
most people here couldn't give less of a shit if she was chinese, the only time people ever even mention she's chinese is when her or her splenda daddy sexualize the shit out of asians and/or want her to be korean, even going as far as to buy some cheap ass hanbok despite her not even being korean or it having nothing to do with kpop which she claims to be so into
other cows get blasted all the damn time when they buy cheap ass shit off sites like aliexpress or some other knock off site, hell, mickey got blasted for buying a 70 dollar knock off lolita dress that was originally 150 dollars or some shit like that
some people are just cows alone for doing one or two things she does
lilychu is known for voice faking and pretending to be an azn loli despite her awful aging saying otherwise + purposely trying to appeal to yellow fevers and pedos
there's an entire section/general dedicated to people who are ana or mia
binkie princess is known for pretending to be a child in a sexual/romantic space to appeal to pedophiles
a lot of cam whores or other flakes are blasted when they have sugar daddies, the difference is the camwhores have sugar daddies of quality, not one that buys her aliexpress shit for pedo roleplay and feeds her awful diets
some people are cows or flakes alone for shooping and buying cheap shit, who even are you fooling? as the other anon said, she gets away with so much shit because she is chinese, if she was white she sure as hell wouldn't be here she would be in /pt/ and everyone would hate her guts and not excuse her shit actions because "muh racism"
I disagree with the specifics of this statement, but i will say that this thread is now overrun with unimaginative broken-record parrot types. It has become an echo chamber for bored anons repeating the same tired refrains ad-nauseum.
Part 2 of "Fiance Cooks Me a Fancy&Yummy Meal"…
For those of us who thought that it couldn't get any worse
The entire thing feels like a hostage video, though I'm not entirely sure which one of the two is the hostage
Oh shit. I think I remembered it wrong and it was hapas. I found one thread about her on jcj with like 2 comments. Should've checked before posting.
Saged for sowwy
wait do people like her or hate her
I remember when I noticed how she got popular among yellow fevers her weebness, acting dumb, "connection with azn heritage", etc etc, increased through the roof, who else gets a feeling she probably self posted before on 4chan or reddit and the comments filled with crap about how "ooo its so kawaii when she doesn't know what things are" and that's why she does it?
I found this in the old thread, the person who posted this is from italy though, usually italian men find asian women unattractive especially the ones who act like an autistic child so idk it might have been a proxy as well
as said before, she really isn't as dumb as she presents herself to be, we all know she knows damn well what she is doing
We are the hostages.
I also don't understand this video. She eats like a pig but unlike those fetish-type eating videos it's almost all sped up. I guess it's supposed to showcase their dd/lg fetish like all their shit but this one seems especially pointless. I really wonder how strong his fetish is to be able to tolerate her acting like an idiot all the goddamn time, like she said the ramen was spicy like 100 times.
reminds of when lilychu use to brag about eating like shit then complained she gained weight
it's like they wanna be one of those ~kawaii desu petite azns who eat a lot and are still stick thin~ until they realize that it doesn't work on women who are almost 30, the whole "skinny girl with big appetite" is trending among neckbeards, so now girls do it thinking it's cute but cry when they gain weight
HAHAHAHAHAHHA holy shit that was hilarious
go back to PULL
I wouldn't doubt it if it was a self post or splenda posted it, when I scrolled down the thread I noticed they have pictures of her that weren't ever in any of her videos and that aren't even googleable, or on any social media of hers
the proxy claim.. possibly, unless they went to italy for vacation and posted this and we don't know about it, when I went around the mediterranean, aka jealously belt, the men seemed to love curvy women, curly/wavy hair and pale skin, but hey yellow fevers and weebs are all around the world nowadays
why the fuck so many pedos in that thread though wtf
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forgot to drop this photo
I don't know why you advocate for her to not give a shit about her teeth when she wants to do a food channel, yet proves she spends extra income on frivolities.
It's like saying someone obese who wants to run a health channel shouldn't lose weight.
splenda is a pedo like most of the yellow fevers in >>351402
and yumi enjoys getting attention from being a "Qt azn loli cxxxx"
she doesn't even care what type of asian she is, she just feasts on anything asian whether it relates to her heritage or not, and has probably self posted on 4chin or reddit as a yellow fever thread
she doesn't really seem as dumb as she presents herself honestly, she knows what she is doing
nah, the italian dude said yumi was 2/10 and annoying
p sure he was just making fun of asian fetishists who will get some mail order bride or whatever for the sole reason she's asian, not if she is actually attractive
She spent over 260 dollars on that..
and ofc she bought it from a shady online shop
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Splenda sounds SO done with her antics at the end
由美 is spelled 'youmei'
if she wants to be called corn, so be it
The design is making me irrationally angry. The flowers on the front of the bodice are tacky af. The bottom looks great to me, but does not match with ANYTHING. And the placement of those ruffles…
Honestly it looks like she's wearing a long skirt and train beneath a short ruffly party dress. And I am not amused
sage for tipsy, incoherent nitpicking
The embroidery in the bottom looks good but holy fuck this dress looks so tacky on the top and what the fuck is that intro music…dear god>>352215
He sounds exactly like an annoyed father, their relationship is so cringy
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Lolol! Makes me think of Lydia Deetz' wedding dress in Beetlejuice!
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>>352207>when your wedding dress looks over a thousand dollars
Pretty much all of the embellishments on her dress can be bought on Taobao. I've gotten cuts of the lace at the hem for under $3 (USD)/yd and the flowers on the bodice cost $0.05-0.10 depending on where you get them.
The whole thing is made of cheap polyester, and considering that the manufacturer is able to buy things wholesale, the production of the gown couldn't have cost more than $40-50.
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this is right though
but they're got themselves in this
yumi wanted money and a white sugar daddy so she got to put up with him being an asshole oldfart
splenda wanted some asian import bride schoolgirl so yumi was the closest legal option, so he gotta put up with her childish antics, pretentiousness, and dumbness
said, it's dumb to marry someone because of what you think they're gonna be like because of their race
sage for sperging
but FUCKING HELL. He couldnt even lace up her dress and pull it tight because his autism wouldn't allow him to "crease the ribbons".
Telling her it needs to be taken in 2-3 inches while he's holding the exact thing that is ment to prevent it fitting loose. Splenda got me all kinds of triggered
Yes, for us, asian girls are ugly and "all the same" (not speaking for me but for the general idea), annoying and only gold diggers.
We have the "mediterranean" beauty standards and we look down to everyone who has asian/black/arab partners (and it's not common at all, aside the memes, Italy is not mixed. It's rare to find interracial couples)
Usually, if someone has a non-white partner, they get looked down, because :
Black girlfriend : you're ugly and she wants your money and visa (linked to the brazilian women who often here marry old guys and old guys can only get them by paying)
Asian girlfriend : you're a childfucker (linked to sex tourism, since italians go to Thailand only to fuck teenagers)
Arab girlfriend : you're poor as fuck and only hang out with poor people.
So yea, the dude's right.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
summerbait is the worst bait.
enjoy your ban.
Not wanting to fuck a race = racist
well the dude was just making fun of people who get mail order brides, he even called her a 2/10
mediterraneans have high ass standards, especially for their body, italian men who don't have yellow fever would find her some shapeless old fart, sage for OT
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her wedding cake is gonna be some 3 dollar frozen cake with a walmart tier wedding topper
or just do what richie did and buy those little debbie fancy cakes and serve them on cat bowls, then vomit it up later
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this is what it was supposed to look like
guess we learned our lesson to not buy off shady online sites
To me the idea of spending ungodly amounts of money on a wedding is ridiculous in the first place. I think this trend of spending upwards of $50000 on one day is pretentious and apalling. Give me a cheap and fun bbq on the heach with family and friends. I'll just wear a cute sun dress, thank you very much. I'll spend the rest of my hard earned cash on something fun or useful, like the honeymoon perhaps? No going into debt either, nuhuh. Poking fun at the idea of a cheap wedding is kinda dumb, imho.
Sage for no contribution
no one is saying to spend shit loads of money on a wedding, if a homemade box mix cake, sundress, and cheap bbq is what you want then go ahead, make yourself happy
but the thing is they don't even love each other, there's no love in this relationship at all
I think it's traditional for Chinese weddings for the bride to wear three different dresses, starting with a red Chinese dress and including a western style white one (I don't know about the third?). I don't think it would be too hard, just keep a simple hair style and it'll go with all of them and making changing hair pieces easily. It makes sense that Yumi do that so she can show off all her ugly, tacky clothing, like an irl version of one of her terrible outfit videos.
In a way I find it charming that so far all the wedding stuff so so "her", everything looking cheap and tasteless. It'll make a great video and secretly I would have been a bit disappointed if she had had a nice, tasteful wedding.
I think the 3rd one is something a bit more casual/something that you can actually walk around and greet people in. People get their photos taken when the bride is in her Quai Po, and then switch to something more comfortable for games etc. I'm pretty sure anyway, haven't been to a wedding in ages.
Sage for OT.
I don't know why people keep claiming 由美 is pronounced Yumi in Chinese, it's actually pronounced "youmei", very different
I've been here since the beginning, and nope, it's just you getting all defensive over small things. lol
seriously, are you Yumi? Your style of speech is fluent enough for me to say you're a Chinese who is very in touch with Chinese's modern culture. And you're getting very defensive when literally like only 2 people here pronounced the name wrong.
you should really sage when your points contribute nothing to the thread
I thought you have been here since the beginning?
type 'sage' in the email field 不用谢
She said she's not actually going to wear that dress at her wedding, too lazy to timestamp.
Man he legit listed out a bunch of racist reasons and said asian girls are ugly and all look the same
Sage for responding to dumb bullshit
I didn't say that
I say that the GENERAL IDEA of Italy about asian girls is that. Not for me. I pretty well know that not all asian look the same.
Maybe I shoulnd't have said "dude is right" but I didn't mean to tell "Oh yea he's right they all look the same fuck asian people", I meant that he was right about being a regular italian, because that's the general idea.
I spoke about stereotypes, not for myself, that's the stereotypes that are here, not for me as a person, trying to explain a little the situation of the interracial couple in italy.
Learn to sage your OT shit please (sage goes to the email field btw)
You summerfag are really annoying.
I wonder if she chose "Yumi" because she used to be a weeb but then later decided it wasn't for weeb reasons and needed the characters to show the correct pronunciation in Chinese.
I don't even know why she needs to anyway if her real name is Yu Han
>>352851>Straight bangs make her head shrink and rounder>side bangs make her head super long
Also, she should wait for her bangs to grow if she wants to wear them on the side imho (looks kinda better) but I bet she did that only to feed
us h8trzz again.
Yumi, instead of listening to every single thing and being influenced by everything, use common sense and self care, gdi
she ain't as dumb as she presents herself, while it's smart to present herself in a better way, the best thing she needs to do is stop with the asian and children fetishization and having an unhealthy relationship
frankly I couldn't give a shit if she picks up the cheapest face wash she found at walmart and used body lotion for face cream, and how she styles her bangs idgaf, its the way she presents her relationship to her young viewers, it's toxic
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lmfao beginner in Japanese telling someone not to pretend to be a know it all… Google translate exists, and you can double check their information. Corn is an English word that Japanese people have adopted like toilet. Corn does not have a Chinese or Japanese origin at all. Like anon mentioned "玉" means jade, and I can confirm in Cantonese it's "juk6/6*1" or yuk.
anon, corn is more commonly called とうもろこし in Japanese
come back once you pass N5
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Those pieces of hair need to GO. Useless and retarded 26 year old
Side bangs work fine if you tuck them behind your ear when you eat or whatever, but she purposely keeps them in front because she thinks they slim her face.
Ironically, her face looks longer and thinner with her hair pulled back like in the thumbnail of >>353926
she expressed that she is very insecure about her forehead and prefers to wear thouse ugly ass bangs to hide it.
It's also to look like a child because no sane adult person would wear bangs like that
you can clearly tell it's to look as much like a child as possible
from far away with her bangs and childish outfits, she looks like a literal child, especially in OPs pic in the old thread, if it wasn't for her aged skin and she kept her tits covered I'd think she was some tall 9 yr old
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Elegant Gorgeous Sexy Rich Girl Model | Not Mail Order Bride!!!
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her daddy's probably.>>354484
her face legit looks like those really terrible animu wannabe shoops.
This video looked so creepy and bizarre I actually had to watch it. What is going on in her head that makes her think this is good content???
When Splenda went "Don't choke…" JFC
of course it is, everything about them is cheap.>>354932
is anyone else really creeped out by them censoring his face all the time? it gives me weird hentai vibes where the girls get molested by random arms and shit.
I always love the videos where they're around normal people, the contrast is incredible and I so wish I could know what these people are thinking, with Yumi acting like a retarded child wearing her fetish collar and all.
And yeah that food looks awful. That being said I get the feeling they're going around sampling food just to make more videos so I kind of feel bad for these businesses.
She looks better without the makeup and bangs. Sure, nothing can fix her unfortunate jawline short of surgery, but uncovering her forehead balances out her round face and draws attention to her eyes and away from her jawline/mouth area.>>355868
Seriously, she makes all the wrong style choices. Her obsession with looking young or like a child has warped her perception of what actually makes her look young or cute.
I have so many questions.
why does she look old with her makeup
why the fuck is she using a paintbrush, like a real paintbrush. i have that stupid pgt shadow and it has fairly okay applicators.
why is she thinning her bangs? just get them cut thinner, you can do that. what's the point of thinning out her hair just to hide half her bangs for her shitty hime cut.
her makeup looks so cheap and her sponge is dirty as fuck.
I think it's the heavy eyeliner for her
she'd look best with Korean style makeup
so focusing on nice skin, filled in brows, and a natural eye/lip
Focus on her weeby videos and whatever else, but the plastic surgery thing is really petty. C'mon we all have physical flaws. Lay off of that shit.
Sage for eye-rolling
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I know it's been talked about. I have been following this thread from day one. I still feel that her talking about it and us recommending it are two distinct things. All i am saying is that to say that she should get chin surgery to "look good for her wedding" and in doing so spend 10000 less on it is petty at best.
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I'm pretty sure she has a green card from her stepdad already. The dean's list has her listed from Bellevue, not China. (info also from lurking PULL)
She's marrying Splenda because she is desperate and lonely.
why does he talk into her head rather at the camera, and rolls his eyes. Doesn't he realise how that comes off in film??? He should have stood there and said nothing.
It pisses me off that they have no design sensibility at all. Like seriously. At least look on pinterest or something. I read an article about the 15 (idr which number) things that people waste their money on for their wedding. I feel like they are going to do all of them. Added bonus of them shopping at Walmart.
Ooo also. I'd like to add that I think they're having a mostly Western Wedding. Chinese weddings are usually at a jau lau/Chinese restaurant, (not sure whether the chicken came before the egg) but it is important for a Chinese wedding to have certain foods in a certain order. The whole meal is usually set up, so looking for food is not necessary.
More info here if anyone is interested: https://www.thespruce.com/chinese-wedding-foods-and-customs-4064597
No design sensibility because they are cheap and Splenda is autistic as fuck. He gets upset when Yumi picks out anything with silver details (because she already picked out plates with gold) and he wants to make sure the patterns match…
Also I love how Yumi called him out for spending $100 on fireworks. Autism confirmed.
I thought they were having Chinese wedding as she was looking for red dress.>>356686
Imo it's normal to pick decorations matching a color palette they have chosen. Having all kinds of metal colors could look tacky.
>>356667>why does he talk into her head rather at the camera, and rolls his eyes. Doesn't he realise how that comes off in film??? He should have stood there and said nothing.
Clearly he doesn't care or else he wouldn't constantly sigh or sound exasperated or talk to her like she's retarded or call her fat.
I get the feeling they are doing a mixed wedding, both Chinese and American, which is actually reasonable enough.
Wait… anon, are you actually retarded? Weddings typically have a color palette that everything– plates, centerpieces, bridal party dresses, etc.– matches. Splenda is actually right to be irritated that things don't match, because it will look tacky as fuck. Also, fireworks are insanely expensive, and it's normal to spend about that much on them in the U.S. Source: worked at a fireworks stand for a weekend. If you have the money, fuck it.
Anyway, I genuinely have no idea what is happening with this wedding. I'm horrified, amused, and confused at the same time. I can't wait to see the footage she'll inevitably post. What a train wreck.
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This is unsettling as fuck. It's like a father talking to his child about their upcoming wedding day.
Also did this bitch really wear that shit while they were shopping. I hope some worker lowkey called the FBI on those two.
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>>357344>suck in your stomach>it speeds up digestion
Must've missed that day of biochemistry
>do it for AT LEAST 6 hours a day>I don't do it all the time because it makes me tired >only do it for emergencies
She's approaching bro-science levels
If she would just add some cardio or light exercises she probably wouldn't have that 5 mm of fat she's so concerned about.
ugh, when I was in high school I use to bike a lot and did the plastic wrap meme around my stomach and arms
surprisingly, it was the smallest my waist had ever been and the slimmest I ever been despite me eating like complete shit and spending most my time sitting on my ass and playing vidya
sage for OT
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that's not even a Chinese saying…
its an Adelle Davis quote, who was not Chinese.
Maybe direct translation as opposed to "In a Chinese saying…"?
No wonder her dumbass fans always excuse her.
It's true that Yumi would get a lot more hate for being a shooping anorexic weeb if she weren't Asian
but how else will she emphasize how ~azn~ she is to the yellow fevers
I honestly feel like the reason she says crap like this is because it's her way of saying "ooo I'm such an asian loli just look how asian I am" hence the hanboks and hanfus and crap, being in touch with your culture is good, but to the point where she uses shit from other asian cultures and says things that aren't chinese, are chinese? yeah that's pathetic
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Oof. She couldn't find a better shot of her in this outfit? Maybe because it isn't photoshopped but her age has really been starting to show lately.
Replied to you both since you posted the same video and sage for judging on appearance once again.
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Splenda daddy's turkey neck is so distracting
Gross, how old is this guy? I'd estimate mid forties to early fifties?
There was one anon that seemed determined to convince us that he was only in his mid thirties, but there's no way.
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But where is Splenda's turkey neck? At least he has a huge nose and some moobs
HA that looks like some dress up game 12 yr olds play
yumi wishes she looked anything like that, the only thing accurate is the hair and eye color, hell the skin color aint even accurate, yumi is darker than that>>358552
yumi doesn't look like an anime character
Oh god almost went there this weekend….
So embarrassing knowing Yumi and Splenda frequent these places.
>>358717>all those shots of him wonkily saying the item names in Korean
Does this confirm Splenda is a Koreaboo?
For being a 40 year old Koreaboo, Splenda is awfully sheltered when it comes to food.
How did he not know what dragonfruit, lychee, or durian was? Why does he think the peppers are inedible for looking like "atomic radiation" when the discoloration is just due to ripening unevenly?
A leek is a "gigantic scallion/onion"? Because it's not easier for Splenda to just say leek.
Apparently he also considers sunflower seeds junk food? But the ramen they bought is wayy more eligible to be considered junk.
Then he incorrectly tells Yumi she's wrong about the "pickled tofu" and saying how it's actually fermented and that there's some yuge difference. When actually pickling is just fermentation using vinegar instead of lactic acid.
Ugh sorry for the ranting, it just drives me crazy how that haggard turd talks with such an air of intellectualism when he doesn't know shit. He's just pissed about being there knowing he won't get his steak and taters from the Costco. >>358733
OT but the Thai rice brands really aren't bad. I was laughing more at Splenda thinking he was being frugal by trying to buy the 'less expensive' rice bag which also had less rice, while Yumi gently corrected him that per pound the bigger bag was still cheaper. Plus rice lasts forever, he has no excuse to not buy the bigger bag since that's what he'll be eating with her all the time now lel.
He's an idiot.
>Pt. 2 for anyone interested
The haul:>bag o rice>ramen>a bitter melon, leek, and one dragonfruit>sauces>candy>snacks>bubble tea mixes>nuts and seeds>frozen buns, frozen buns, frozen buns>ice cream, ice cream, mochi ice cream
TL;DR they eat like shit, saved you thirty minutes.
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Yumi's spreading lies. It isn't Lychee, it's longan/dragon eye fruit. I like how they both don't mention how durian smells like shit.
>nice sticky rice
Jasmine rice ain't sticky. Why are they both as stupid as each other. She corrects him about money, but not the difference between the rice, even worse is that he thinks that he knows more than her.
Why didn't she just cut out the whole pronunciation thing. It's so awkward and unnecessary.
He's so white that he fucking triggers
me. She's moving in with you, of course she's going to buy food that she's used to. Does he expect her to eat microwaved quinoa for the rest of her life? White Asian fetishists piss me the fuck off. They think they know every fucking thing about East Asian culture just because they watch anime and a k-pop.
>This isn't real wasabi, it says horse radish
I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED
. She chose the good one. The one he chose is watered down PISS.
You can tell she's missing having food that she likes, and is coming out of her shell now that she's trapped/trapping him. Also he talks into her head in public too. It's so rude. ergh
Not that anyone cares, but durian also tastes like shit, to most people anyway. If it gives you an idea, it is Andrew Zimmern's most hated food. >>358051
I think Splenda's waddle is most exaggerated in this pic mainly due to the fact that it is pressed against her noggin sideways.
i think he's joking. she probably talks about her weight constantly so it most likely annoys her. In one video i remeber she asked him if he liked her makeup and he said "yeah i can see your tear bags and double eyelid, is that what you like to hear?"
clearly it's all she talks about.
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I thought this moment was kinda cute
splenda daddy having a little fun
I doubt it. Either way he's an old koreaboo with yellow fever. His waifu can't cook or clean so he's forced to feed her frozen orange chicken and instant ramen while kpop plays in the background. He keeps on mentioning that he loves green tea ice cream and blurts out shitty Korean whenever he gets the chance.
He also demanded that they get a cake topper w