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Kelly Ronahan is a 34-year-old compulsive liar and malingering attention whore from Kelowna, Canada. She claims to be a medical mystery, as doctors can't understand why her blood is magically disappearing. Kelly's hobbies seem to include ballet, her cat Chompurrs (Chompy), auto exsanguinating, and poking herself in the eye with wasps in order to induce an allergic reaction.
Chompy is a cat. He's Kelly's trusty companion, a talented mouser, and an overall fluffer mckitty witty cutie wootie meow meow~ He enjoys sleeping and nommin' on ankles. What a funny guy. Oh my~~~ Kitty~~~
The Dynamic Duo were originally mentioned in the Over-the-Top Spoonies and Munchausens by Internet threads, wherein it quickly became obvious that Kelly had been lurking and was revelling in the attention and pretending to be upset about it on her social media. She made several obvious self posts and was banned twice, and has since been communicating with the farm via Facebook and Instagram.
Chompy has not publicly shared his opinion on this thread, but when I asked him, he responded by showing off his chompers with a big meow. At first, I assumed he approved of the thread, but then I realized that I was eating a tuna fish sandwich.
Munchies 1: >>181656
Munchies 2: >>201162
Munchies 3: >>237479
Munchies 4: >>300611
Munchies 5: >>345089
(Important: Kelly and Chompy are no longer to be discussed in munchie central.)
Kelly has also been deleting and undeleting her social media so that she can claim she was hacked, and ordering syringes from Amazon and claiming a farmer sent them to her anonymously.
Kelly has claimed several different birth years. Because of her obsession with blood, some users have theorized that Kelly is a vampire with a poor memory. Others believe that she is suffering from munchausen syndrome, and/or a personality disorder, and is purposely exaggerating or inducing her symptoms in order to obtain attention and nurturing from medical professionals, her friends and family, and her church.
Chompy recently turned 4. What a good nice kitty he is.
Sweet Joysus, Kelly is going to be over the moon that senpai noticed her to the extent of a whole thread!
Maybe she'll come around to answering some questoins about her stays in the mental hospital.
Why the guck are you typing with an Irish accent?
Giving it 9 hours before this thread gets some sperging white knight posting every meme that appears when you image search munchausens or bullies. Kelly will be thrilled she gets to keep pretending she's gonna have the site shut down
Ahhh, between joysus and questoins I read it as a weird version of scots.
Hey does anyone know how many WKs have come and posted about Kelly? It might be a new record
Just one with a VPN. Maybe two of her friends earlier.
I have some theories about who the spammer is. I'm sure it's just one person. The typing style, old lady memes and absurd edginess remind me a lot of a particular spoonie instagrammer, but I'm not going to accuse them just yet.
the spammer also has a weird fixation on the word "cunt." I'm embarrassed to admit it, but kind of triggers
and yeah, it's just one person. they re-use some of the same shitty mëmës every time they sperg.
Idk I've spoken with a lot of Brits and they only seem to say it that much on trash tv series like skins or that one about gross high school virgin boys. It's a meme for Aussies but we don't really use it that often either. Given the tone of the white knights comments I think they were just trying to come across as edgy and tough and just as mean as they think farmers are when discussing a cow. Between their collection of hastily googled memes and the 'fuck you you stupid jealous children you're a jealous cunt and not as smart and worldly as me, the adult' arguments they sound like irl they're basically some form of the soccer mum who screams obscenities at teenage girls in public, and acts as a holy gatekeeper of what is moral, right, and adult despite being a chimp with lipstick hurling shit at anyone who looks.
sage and sorry for armchair analysis
I've lived in the UK and seen it used anywhere from proper vitriol, to mild annoyance. But agree this is probably North Americans trying to cause offence as it's a far more loaded word there.
Saged for non-contribution. Except to analysis of swear words.
well there you go. If you lived there you definitely know better so maybe they are a Brit.
I'm pretty curious about the whiteknight, if only because they were so dedicated I was convinced it was Kelly herself.
Poor Chompy. Can we at least acknowledge that he is stuck with her and therefore is probably a very good kitty in a bad situation?
Sage for absolutely no contribution
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Samefagging but the way Kelly vagueposts (with the whole "more later" bs) reminds me SO much of her.
Also, the comments on the syringe photo are enough to kill a person from laughter.
Long time lurker, first time poster. All those memes were just ridiculous. I've read all the threads. I say post the spammer and be done with her/him/probably Kelly.
I want to claw my eyes out after reading all those threads. Kelly…queen of munchie land.>>359649
Is her fb active? Link won't open for me. Insta is private so relying on you guys for milk!
I wouldn't doubt it lol
Would love to know who the spammer was. Who has that much time on their hands? Mental.
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Checked some research…I knew I'd read about cases like this. Kelly's luxury, if she is in fact exsanguinating, is having venous access via her port, negating the need for autovenipuncture. Interesting.
Aussies are pretty well known for dropping the word a lot
(source, I'm Australian)
and like I said, the white knight uses it way more than Aussies do even though the term is stereotype and nobody but bogan trash actually go around calling everything/everyone a cunt.
Calm down, it was like four comments between three people.
Kelly has been pretty quiet and stayed far more private than usual since she didn't get the internet Stasi to shut down lolcow and her friends got sick of her constant vague updates on how she was prolonging the drama. the munchspergers wk was the most exciting troll since Kiki.
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Omg, you guys have no lives.
Judgemental sociopaths.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Oh look, it's soccer mom spam chan!
You know who doesn't have a life? The pathetic fuck who thinks defending a deranged Munchie sociopath wasting a rare and vital resource is some kind of public service and makes her a hero of some sort. Sorry to disappoint, it only makes you a nuisance and an asshole. Are you secretly wanking to Kelly, or do you just want to be like her? Come on, tell us why you devote time to defending a sociopath you don't even claim to know.
You think I don't know Kelly?
Well you're wrong there.
Doctors don't just give you bags of blood for the fun of it or to 'shut someone up'
They do it because it necessary and needed for her health.
But I'll ask you some questions seeing as you have Kelly's medical records in front of you and you're clearly her doctor and you've examined her and stuff…
Have you read her medical file?
Have you seen her in person and examined her?
Are you qualified and trained in that medical field?
Clearly you're an expert and all on Kelly's physical health. Because you know her so well?!(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
You do not know Kelly and you have no proof or evidence she's bleeding herself.
It's all just speculation and accusation.
Of course kKelly needs blood to survive. Nobody here denies that. What's questionable is why this situation is coming about.
Now… you're half right and half wrong. I'm not Kelly's doctor. I am, however, a doctor who happens to know Kelly very well. Of course, I haven't seen her medical file and I haven't examined her, but that's a lame excuse. Do you know why?
Because I don't need to. There is a very limited number of etiologies or anemia. Fine, so maybe I'm wrong. In that case, you will have an easy time telling me where the blood and iron are going. Iron doesn't get excreted, it can only be chelated or removed with the RBCs.
So… if I'm so wrong, go on, tell me where Kelly's red cells are going. Is she bleeding two ounces every single day out of her uterus? Does she have a clotting disorder that does not cause any symptoms anywhere else? Or does she have an aplastic disorder that is not one of the known aplasias and was not evident in her bone marrow aspirate? Does she hemolyze without accumulating waste products?
Go on, tell me how I'm so wrong,
Your argument is that doctors don't give blood to patients who don't need it. That sounds good if you're not a doctor. Our job is to keep the patient alive and as such the primary indication for a transfusion is low Hgb, etiology regardless. Someone with low Hgb who autoexsanguinates is just as indicated for a transfusion, sadly, as someone who has aplastic anemia.
Really, all your arguments consist of 'surely they wouldn't do X if she weren't sick!'. But you don't know enough about clinical practice to understand why she managed to get away with it.
Oh and do tell me…are YOU her doctor? Have YOU examined her? Are YOU clinically qualified? Have YOU seen her medical records? If not, why do you think you know better?
Have you read her medical files / examined her / are you qualified and trained in that field then also?
If you know her then go get her some real mental help, you're not helping her here.
Sage for no real contrib/arguing
Nobody has ever refuted this! In fact almost every anon has been incredibly vocal about the fact that this is A GOSSIP SITE and in no way aspiring to be anything other than speculation/informed opinion and GOSSIP. If it's against your principles to actively participate on a GOSSIP board then simply don't do it, yet here you are actively GOSSIPING on an anonymous site, the irony is implicit.
saged for GOSSIP.
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Interesting how Kelly removed this post after someone pointed out the packaging looking a bit too similar to that of a medical supply company, rather than an "anonymous " package … she all but outed herself
Hey, asshole… you asked. Someone was bound to turn up who actually was in the field.
FYI: you have no idea how much of a matter of concern this is to physicians. One Munchie can fuck up our careers, lives, jobs and insurance premiums. Do you think that when Kelly's lies inevitably collapse as they will and as they have once before, her doctors will not be affected? We are responsible for our patients' welfare and that includes making sure they don't dupe us into giving them unnecessary invasive treatment.
You aren't board-certified in shit. Your complete lack of coherency is evidence enough that you probably never finished your undergrad, let alone went to a fucking medical college. Cry about people wasting their time on here while you're frothing at the mouth as you wait for someone to reply to you.
Sage for no contribution other than to call out someone's bullshit.
I hope that lurking here will inspire you to get the help you need. We are on to you, and so will your doctors eventually. If you think we would never google a suspicious patient, you're delusional. I know plenty of colleagues go further and check instagram and Facebook for inconsistent behavior, asking about treatments and symptoms then pretending not to be aware of them, discussing how they want tubes and lines… I used to be around the spoonie community because they were very supportive when I was diagnosed with RA, but now it's an infantile crowd of Munchies who are more interested in appearing sick than in getting well, who are upset when someone compliments them by telling them they don't look sick instead of wanting to not look sick, who are competing with each other for the title of Sickest Little Spoonie, who have no ambitions other than getting praised and rewarded for the smallest accomplishments because everything is So Damn Hard(tm) for them, who in their 20s behave like preteen girls with their obsession with Finding Nemo and Disney stuff, reflecting the typical Munchausen's characteristic of self-infantilization and craving the role of the patient, wanting to be cared for rather than to heal. A bunch of you self-obsessed idiots have fucked up a supportive community that helped so many of us. Most really sick people prefer to shut up because if they tried to vent, some Munchie would try to one-up their suffering immediately. Several of us don't want to be around the spoonie groups because people have stolen our stories, gave our symptoms to doctors, violated our trust. And worst of all, amidst all the talk about being more than your illness, you all wallow in your disease all day, and revel in your newfound community, not realizing that however good it is to have a supportive community, it is addictive, and many don't want to get better (consciously or subconsciously) anymore for fear of having to abandon the lifestyle and circle of friends they made, deep down realizing that you had little more in common than illness, and once you really are trying to be more than your illness, there's nothing left anymore.
Harsh words, but I hope you'll think and find a life that's about more than this. You can live a worthwhile existence without constant support and adoration, can you live a worthwhile existence without purpose and being reduced to obsessing over your cats and your imaginary illnesses, constantly thinking about the next way you can induce symptoms or make them look worse to get the next tube or line or brace so as to look more disabled and sicker than the others, and win this stupid, imaginary contest of Sickest Spoonie in the Land?
Go on, give me your vitriolic response, tell me how I am hateful, try to figure out who I am and 'ruin me' as you did to so many other girls in our community who disagreed with your obsession or called you on faking, lying about or outright inducing symptoms. Send me threats as you did, tell me how you'll strangle my dog, I've seen it all. Tell me how I'm not really a spoonie and I must be lying, I don't care.
You ruined the community that kept me going when I needed it. You ruined it for me, but I don't need it anymore. What's worse, you ruined it for all the girls who do have genuine issues, now and for the future. Fuck you all, Munchies. Fuck you all to hell.
if you are you'd realize one of the first thing they tell you in class is to not diagnose random ass people, even in basic shitty high school psychology class all the way to college level psychology certification
the only reason you're supposed to diagnose people is if they are your patients
So confused. Who do you think I am? I'm actually allergic to cats haha. I'm not in the 'spoonie' community either.
I have various health conditions but I do not class myself as a spoonie. I get on with my life and I'm finally getting my life back on track after some soooooooper serious surgeries lmfao. I'm the type of person who likes to prove people wrong, if my doctor says to me I can't do something and will never be able to achieve something I'll go ahead and prove them wrong. Because I don't want to be ill and stuck at home being bored out of my head because it just drives me insane and it's so isolating,
I don't class myself as a spoonie otherwise people think I'm a munchie.
I rarely tell anyone about all of my health conditions because it's not their business.
However some people find sharing their physical health problems can help because they get support.
I understand there are people who do exaggerate or pretend they have certain illnesses but you all need to stop jumping on people and assuming they're a munchie.
You don't know that person. You do not know what their medical notes and test results say. You don't know everything about these people.
Some people you're all posting about are generally really unwell. And it's not nice.
And when you're going through so much already and then you're posted about on this site then it can really affect that person and their mood.
You're all hurting people.
Please just stop!
I can't imagine how I would feel if I was posted about on here and targeted.
You know what? Nobody is forcing them to look here, and if they do, that's their problem. At the same time it's kinda cute how you're so concerned about them… have you considered showing any concern for
- the people in the spoonie community who needed that community badly, before these Munchies came along and fucked it up
- physicians at constant risk because they're being lied to by deceptive patients who if they don't get their way go to insta to defame them
- genuinely ill people who have to wait longer at the ER or for specialists because Munchie McChroniccondition lost ten followers and needs to create some drama
- people in severe incurable pain who arent taken seriously because doctors get used to histrionics so much, they equate a calm demeanor with low pain levels
- taxpayers/insurance payers who have to come up for the costs of psychologically maladjusted people's untreated addiction to being cared for
- people with chronic health conditions who don't want to share their stories anymore lest the immediate one-upmanship starts
I bet your spoonie friends are somehow more special and more valuable than others. It's so much easier to hurt people who don't have Instagram, right? People who don't publicize their suffering? People who are nonetheless people, and hurt by these actions, deeply hurt?
Wow so interesting and special I'm so glad you posted this can we please get your life story and a detailed description of every slight twinge of discomfort you've ever felt?
Your diary doesn't belong here, and if you were so afraid of being posted here you wouldn't be talking about yourself at length.
For fuck's sake. Yall aren't special little snowflakes, each different. Most diseases are the same in every person. You've seen one, you've seen it all. I don't need to know your life story to know that if you have a given disease, you will have certain symptoms and certain treatments will work for you and others won't. I don't need to know Kelly's life story or see all her medical notes to know that the only thing on earth that can cause iron deficient anemia without signs of aplastic anemia in the bone marrow or breakdown products in her blood (and I mean a fuckload of them! She should be more yellow than the Yangtze!) is exsanguination. It doesn't matter if it's Kelly or Donald Trump or you or me. Bodies obey certain simple rules and the argument as to 'you don't know her special case!' is incredibly dumb because I DON'T NEED TO, no more than you don't need to know everything about me to know that if I had, say, a blood glucose of 12.0, there is a limited list of things that can cause that. If I now came along and said my blood glucose was 12.0 because Mercury is in retrograde, whatever the fuck that means, you could confidently tell me to fuck off because we know that the list of things that elevate your blood glucose is limited and the position of the planets is not on the list.
You guys really have no idea of how physiology works, do you…
Yoooo, I am one of those people who a doctor didn't believe and told me it was all in my head. Then when my results came back I was basically booked in to have surgery and told I had to take a 2 hour journey to a specialist hospital. The doctor never even apologised, the doctor who oversaw my care after them said I was lucky to have my condition picked up this early because of it was left longer then I might not still be here.
So yeah I get where you're coming from and yes I hate people who fake illnesses, exaggerate them etc because it makes it harder for people to get the medical help they need because doctors sometimes doubt the patients.
Yeah it's not fair but you have to stop blaming the spoonie community for it because it's not the whole community it's only a select few.
It's just you're targeting people but you don't know for sure they're a munchie.
I've been told I was a munchie, I just showed them my medical files and they then realise they were wrong. They saw my test results. They saw my scans. They saw everything.
They then felt so guilty for accusing me that they sunk into a depression.
They isolated themself.
You don't know these people you're posting about!
You don't know the full extent of their physical health conditions.
It's speculation. And it's hurtful to those who are generally ill and not munchies
lol I haven't gone into detail about my conditions or my life so whatever.
Totally talked about myself at length jk ha.
It boggles my fucking mind.
YOU DO NOT NEED TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE DETAIL ABOUT A PATIENT TO KNOW WHAT IS AND WHAT IS NOT PLAUSIBLE. Are you seriously this stupid?
You are not exempt from the rules of physiology. Get used to it.
stick your sob story up your ass, and stop posting irrelevant personal shit. Doctors make mistakes, whoop-de-doo. You were sick one time wow so interesting and incredible. It's a fucking gossip site. If you don't want to potentially be gossiped about don't have public shit. Same goes for every munchie and spoonie fuckstick out there acting like they are entitled to a total lack of criticism despite deliberately making their every fart as public as possible.
Your diary isn't special and you're not some fucking human rights crusader telling strangers off for questioning a story that was pushed into the public eye with a million hashtags and whatever else.
Really? Oh lord. Haha.
Each person is different. Different people get different symptoms or reactions and their bodies react differently.
like I'm soooooooper speshal because the condition had different symptoms than other people with the same condition, I reacted the same just my result on the tests were different. They've only seen it in a handful of cases and there's medical research on it. My doctor said there are loads of conditions that they are yet to discover and give a name to.
They're finding new conditions, illnesses etc all the time. Technology is improving and they're able to investigate more deeply and study people and they're finding new conditions.
So you're wrong I'm sorry to say.
Also when people have conditions alongside with other conditions sometimes their symptoms are different than people with just that one same condition.
So don't be a retard.
I think, in reality, you may have just stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.
Sage for dumb
I don't give a crap.
You've made a thread about Kelly!
Kelly's generally actually fucking ill you dumbwit
If I'm wrong, all of medicine is wrong, RCTs are wrong, the way we treat people is wrong, the way we develop drugs is wrong, the very fundamental ideas of pathogenesis that every doctor is taught in premed and then again in M1 is wrong.
Yes, there is some variability between patients and yes, sometimes there are extreme presentations. That does not mean anyone is going to present rheumatoid arthritis with a nosebleed and priapism.
Honey, you've been a patient a few times. Don't fancy yourself a doctor.
I agree. She has a very severe mental disorder that has caused her to autoexsanguinate, which has probably damaged her body.
Btw, are you her doctor? Are you the asshole claiming to be board certified in hematology? I don't think so. Are you medically qualified to make that judgment, or do you just see her instagram posts and perhaps met her a few times as she put on her best brave spoonie warrior face?
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God forbid there's conflict on the internet. How unheard of and unavoidable!
So basically: a fairly large volume of evidence suggesting she may be inducing her illness is wrong, despite the fact that there isn't really an alternate explanation that would fit with her condition, because, well, you don't know but I don't know either. That's pathetic.
I was kinda hoping you had some nice competing theory. Turns out all you have is being a fucking troll and some lame retort about psychiatric conditions. Hmmm… shall we talk about those? Hm, whom do we know who spent two years in a psych hospital but totally definitely should not be suspected of autoexsanguination? Oh, right, that'd be Kelly!
You're pathetic. At least if you knew what you're talking about and had an alternate theory, that I could respect. You don't. All you have is this dumb, fanatical belief that your friend is right, even in face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Have you considered joining Scientology? You would make a good cultist: you are equal parts dumb and fanatical
Her hematologist is one of the best hematologists in Canada and a specialist in clotting disorders. So it's kinda funny that she allegedly loses a pint of blood a week but one of Canada's experts in clotting disorders couldn't find a cause for it.
Medical mystery, haha.
Newfag, get it right:
1 - You don't have to fill in the name, email, or subject part (unless you sage something, which you put "sage" in the email section)
2 - Fuck off with the blogging or at least get to the point quicker without the sob stories. Lolcow is about milk, and discussing milk that the cows provide, not blogging in depth about how you cried to an asshole doctor (which we all know there are shitty ones).
There are so many examples of this but one of the most painful ones was demonstrated in one of her youtube videos.
She was going around a blood donation clinic giving all the donors goodie bags, just little ones filled with candy and "her story" about why she needs blood and why they're "saving her life". None of the donors seemed excited, they seemed kind of bothered actually especially because Kelly had a friend there FILMING everything. It was so awkward. It was like she felt like some kind of saint worth applauding, because she was "giving back" and at the same time telling them all about her suuuper speshal story that everyone obviously cares about because she's so rare and undiagnosable. She wasn't even there as a part of a blood drive event or anything official, she was just there because she wanted to be.
The thing is, dealing with Munchies is notoriously difficult. Assuming that a doctor receives information about one of their patients being a Munchie, and is convinced: what is he going to do? I don't know if the situation in Canada is different but we are pretty much hamstrung when it comes to all this. We can't even talk to other doctors to coordinate the response, and nothing keeps her from simply requesting her files (which we have to give her) and just going to a different doctor. We can refuse to treat her, but we would risk quite a bit, and she would be almost definitely able to sue us and/or publicly shame us. We cannot get a psych hold on her as it would be very difficult to show that she's a danger to herself or others. We cannot force her to see a psychiatrist. Our powers are so severely limited in this case that there is virtually no response to a Munchie that we are legally able to mount. What's worse: we are in a double bind, to wit if we do not treat her, we might be disciplined and unless we can convincingly prove that we knew she was making it up and the board agrees with us, we will be treated as if we had undertreated a legitimately ill person. Even if the board agrees that she is a Munchie, they will judge us based on what they think we thought at the time. But if we do treat her and she comes to serious harm and there's an investigation, then if they conclude that she was a Munchie, they will expect us to have realized that in almost every single case, regardless of how masterful their deception is, and even though it's common knowledge that Munchies would just go to a different doctor, we would be expected to have called them on it - and there goes our insurance premium! Bottom line, Munchies don't get away with it because doctors are gullible, they get away with it because the law is disinclined to put the power to allege someone is a Munchie into the hands of mere fallible doctors, and so most of us try to treat them as if they were legit, avoid risky procedures, try to pass them on to another doc and hope for the best.
OMG! YES! DING DING DING we have a winner! Give this one a cookie!
Dipshit, that is what lolcowchan is for! SPECULATING! Why do you care so much since we're "just speculating"? No one is going to Kelly's posts and abusing her. If you or she decide to come read here, welcome to the speculation zone. It's what we do. Don't like it? Don't read it. Simple as.>>360613
I think they do know and are thus doing maintenance while grappling with an appropriate method of intervention. They know where she is, what she does and are able to treat it. Beyond that all we can do is hope there is a plan in the works. I have a feeling she may have been placed in a clinical double-bind with the hysterectomy already. Of the 3 most common ways to intervene with a suspected Munchie, this one goes like this: We suspect you are either autoexsanguinating, or it's your uterus. These are the only two options left. We will give you the hysterectomy, and the outcome will determine which is true. If your bloodwork improves, it was the fibroids. If it doesn't, we have no choice but to assume you are exsanguinating. This simultaneously lets the patient know the docs suspect them and gives them a face-saving out.
There is so much we don't know and that has to do with Kelly's tailoring of what she reveals. Discussions which may have happened between her and healthcare professionals, evidence in her records (given her known psych and self-harm history and further investigative evaluation of suspected etiology etc.) have had to have led to Munchausen at least being on the radar by now. In fact I believe she read it in PMH/DDx already? You are right about notoriously shitty prognosis hereafter. No easy answers. Hate to say it but I am glad she's not my patient.
> In fact I believe she read it in PMH/DDx already?
Actually, I don't know which part of her notes it came from as it did not show that, but yep. The hysterectomy is clever in that it's two kinds of intervention - a therapeutic double bind and a face saving opportunity - rolled into one. Just, at what a terrible cost, right?
> You are right about notoriously shitty prognosis hereafter. No easy answers. Hate to say it but I am glad she's not my patient.
Gosh, I'm with you on that one, all the way. I love speculating here but I have no fucking idea how I would manage her, especially given her attitude and how on the edge she is. I sure don't envy her docs!
Sage for medfag talk.
After she was diagnosed with the fibroids she said something about how she'd been telling her doctors for years about her huge problems with periods etc. But I think if that were true the doctors would've investigated that sooner? An ultrasound is literally the first thing they'd do in that situation. It's so fucking common to give an ultrasound to a woman dealing with problem periods if she's also having other health problems, let alone sever anemia. They could've gotten her an ultrasound within two or three weeks probably, they'd see the fibroids immediately, and begin treatment. Not that hard.
Someone in the last thread estimated how much blood she'd be losing in a day. I can't remember what it was, but it was definitely enough that she'd be noticing it and having to use a lot of pads etc, basically a very abnormal bleeding event on a daily basis. Something that'd be impossible to ignore or not continuously mention to the doctors/hospital.
Like… You're needing blood transfusions every two weeks… You're bleeding out your fucking vagina an insane amount every. day. What do you do? Let it go on for 2 or 3 years? Nah man. If you were going through that and you were legitimately dedicated to recovering/curing your illness, you fucking DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
(I'm the anon you just replied to)
Lol yeah exactly! That's no way to live either. If she really was losing all that blood vaginally, and purposefully not doing anything about it, that's fucking weird. When I'm on a heavy flow day I barely want to get up off the couch let alone go prancing all over Kelowna. It's also just gross. Even if she showered every day she'd probably smell pretty bad.
I just can't believe that's what was happening all these years. Not believable at all. And if she really was experiencing that and keeping it to herself so she'd get more attention and more transfusions, that's some really fucking insane behavior. What's worse, constantly bleeding from your vag and keeping it secret for the sake of attention and claiming a "rare undiagnosable blood disease" or autoexsanguinating to claim a "rare undiagnosable blood disease??
The part that Kelly's moronic defenders screeching how we don't know her soooper mysterious existence don't get is that it doesn't really matter. Whatever the details, you cannot lose the amount of blood she loses in the time she loses it unless it's something blatantly noticeable… or autoexsanguination. They complain that we speculate, but the fact is that we merely follow evidence to the sole conclusion left after excluding all impossibilities.
Or, you know, Kelly's white knights: explain to us the etiology and pathogenesis of what she has, and maybe I'll believe it's not autoexsanguination. Until then, fuck off with your lame 'you don't know heeerrrr!' crap.
Yes. I've seen all of two cases of it in my whole life. Both women in their 30s, both dancers. It must be in the water. Both had a power injectable port, one a dual membrane port.
You start by making a big syringe of hepsal. You instill enough of it into the line so as to fill the access set and the reservoir. Then you use a large syringe, 20 or 50ccs, and gently start sucking. Lather, rinse, repeat. One of the cases of this that I had the displeasure to witness used to be a PACU nurse. So she stole threeway valves and pushed a few mils of hepsal every 20ccs of blood drained or so. They drained about 100ml twice a week then hung a bag of IV saline. This gave them that cherished low Hgb, low Hct presentation.
So why doesnt the dr take away her port and then see what happens after it's removed? she says she's "improving" on that new med anyway.
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Looks like she is totally better all of a sudden! It is crazy how quickly she dropped everything once she found out people weren't buying her story anymore. She is awful.
That and if you do that a lot of us don't condone that. I know I definitely don't support it. If anything I want her to get caught by them. Somehow that's entirely more satisfying than them being told. Especially to see her scramble and lose it. Sperging out is the best. >>360646>I love speculating here but I have no fucking idea how I would manage her, especially given her attitude and how on the edge she is
This. Her attitude is through the roof. >>360730
Gross and I'm gonna sage for blogging but my mother has fibroids (really bad ones) and she can go through 3-4 pads in under an hour. She's severely anemic. And even then she isn't running to the ER like Kelly, and they haven't offered her a hysterectomy even given she is older than Kelly. It proves the autoexsanguinating point. >>361045
Don't give her any ideas/tips lol>>361055
I don't know how she'd be getting back to doing that, honestly. Going to get a degree is one thing, but being around children if you're suspected of being a munchie (especially by professionals) is another. It was already suspicious to me that when she was on the hook for possibly lying that her cat got sick. It makes me wonder if she is a munchie, would she turn to munchie by proxy and start hurting others? Her cat? Children she could teach (if she plans on returning to school)? Just speculation obviously but it makes me concerned.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Kelly talks about her sister all the time.
That, and before she started talking about how much "danger" she was in, she self-posted joking about how it only takes one slip up to expose your real age.
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I know this is highly off topic, but do they have a secret twin language?
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(Newfags, trying to be nice about it but seriously read through the threads, know about Kelly and learn how to sage before posting)
Kelly's followers still accuse the thread of bullying! So if Kelly was to disagree with say her sister or one of her roommates, these people would consider that bullying? Everyone who has an opinion that differs from someone else's is a bully?This site is OPINIONS and pretty much GOSSIP, (seriously take it more as flattery if you want that people are concerned with you at all) and the fact that Kelly is the one that introduced a lot of people to this site, I mean just c'mon already! Kelly please get some proper help, stop with the lies and go off to your new screen name but it's highly doubtful that people will suddenly start believing your bullshit again, you hurt a lot of people who genuinely cared
Sage for repetition,annoyance, and bloggishness
Oh for the love. I am an identical twin. This made up language thing is a load of garbage. Me and my sister spoke nonsense to eachother when we were toddlers, but it was cause we were weird little kids. It wasn't a language. Anyone who believes that really happens frequently in real life has been watching too much t.v. Also, if kelly is claiming it is then she is lying to look ~mysterious and special~.
Lots of sets of twins are half loser and half winner. Fuck, just cause you are clones does not make you literally the same person. I am sure that is the case with kelly and her twin.
^^forgot to add that just cause one twin was a loser doesn't mean there is, omg, BRIAN DAMAGE, like >>361299
was asking, lol, jeeze.
Also, this is so ignorant. . Lots of adults go back to school and start a whole new career in their 30s, 40s, 50s, and beyond. Stop eating the retard sandwiches.
Sage, samefag, and no1curr
Sage for samefagging here as I know Kelly reads these boards obsessively: Kelly, my comment here >>361068
that you posted on your instagram is entirely hypothetical. You could be completely normal. I'm trying to look at it from the perspective of skepticism. That in itself is not bullying. Stop trying to make this a bigger thing than it is.
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So much for laying low moron, u know she lurks why would you announce yourself? Unless Kelly herself is announcing this
Sage for speculation
That would be 6 pints of bleeding per month.
That's also 6 pints of fluid somewhere in the body.
I don't think you thought it through. Fibroids can cause anaemia and there's some bleeding and all that, but not 2x3 bags a month kind of anaemia, which is a LOT even for people with serious blood disorders.
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She solved the mystery, guys.
Hahahahaha she's so full of shit. She's never getting better, simply because she just loves being sick.
But really. We know you read every single post. Why so obsessed with us, Kelly? And fyi, heart transplants are totally a thing. Unfortunately you were right about the brain, so no hope for getting rid of that ol' paranoia. Also, you're really not that interesting.
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This site drives her insane and her reactions are what keeps me coming here and made me unfollow her because just the fact alone she feels the need to have to prove herself makes it obvious to a lot of people who follow/unfollowed her that she thrives off drama, and that indeed something just is not right with her! Why is she so desperate to prove her illness to the people on this thread if we are in fact so idiotic, and here's a shocker to her IG commenters too- doctors and nurses and other people in the medical field DO discuss patients, we do not reveal names, but if something seems questionable or off, we do seek advice from others to protect ourselves as well as our practice and/or others. Just because a doctor or medical professional treats you ("…first do no harm…")or if test results reveal something dangerous that needs attention it will be attended to! It does not necessarily mean that they don't suspect that something shady is occurring
Sage for venting & possible repetition
Actual factual doctors… reminds me of 'actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf'.
Like most people, she does not understand how much medical diagnosis depends on an accurate history. And that whatever a million actual factual doctors say, it is NOT possible to lose almost a gallon of blood each period, full stop.
You know, Kelly, you might as well screenshot the facts for your followers. You claim a blood loss of 750ml per week yet one should believe you don't autoexsanguinate. You have been a psychiatric inpatient for two years. You have deep and complex psychiatric issues. You confuse idioglossy among twins, which is not a language but a highly attuned nonverbal communication via nonsense, with a genuine language (no, honey, two kids barely out of their diapers and without the grasp of the primary building blocks of language do not go out and invent one… languages either evolve over a long period of time or are invented based on a deep understanding of linguistics, no third way of quickly inventing languages without the knowledge of how languages work exists). Your life is devoid of significant successes - you barely managed to finish school! -, so you chose yourself a path where you would get approval and asspats for the simplest, most trivial things. Your ballet skills never got you out of the great cultural capital that is the Okanagan, so you latched on to your sickness narrative to be admired and loved for your resilience, still doing splits despite being oh so anemic and sick.
I deeply hope that you will recover and leave this life behind, but you have hurt many people, and you will have to make amends. You've hurt good friends of mine who shared their story with you and suddenly you started showing their symptoms. You have no idea how violated that makes someone feel - of course you don't, you're not actually sick! So, Kelly: get well, get healthy and become a better person. You've already hurt too many people.
Of course, that won't happen. You know that these people who all fawn over you will leave you as soon as you stop pretending you're ill, and you'll be back to the world of hard work, no rewards or praise for doing normal things, no glory for your Kelowna standard ballet, no news segments for a Kelly, no thousands of Instagram followers, and who would want to throw away her carefully constructed palace of lies for that (and to hell with who it hurts!).
Kelly, you know fully well that your doctors know. There's no point in pretending. Just so you understand, you're being offered the hysterectomy as a therapeutic double bind, a way for you to save face but stop Munchieing without overtly calling you on it. And just as intended, you have been buying into it 100%.
But the thing is, like most Munchies, your understanding of medicine is a caricature, much as your understanding of disease is one. You believe you can lose three liters of blood a month through your uterus when the whole volume of it would not hold that much unless massively distended. You think a transfusion reaction is like a bee sting on one eye, and bees are taken to the hospital by ambulance with bee sting allergic patients. To us in the medical field, it is so evident what's going on, it feels weird that you continue being able to fool so many people…don't worry, though. Your 'friends' won't read this because you only screenshot stuff that lets you appear like a poor victim, and they know (from you, no less) that we are haters and so they won't visit this website anyway. So you are safe.
But no deception can last forever.
So the blood stuff I understand now how it's physiologically impossible thanks to the posters upthread.
What I don't understand is the MRI results suggesting MS? Someone up thread said MRI results can be faked which I don't understand how.
But I also don't understand why there's been no movement on the MS "diagnosis" since she had the scan. Wouldn't she be booked in for an urgent appt after a MS result?
As I said, I am an identical twin and the "twin language"thing is bs. I have researched this as a layperson (wanting to learn about other freaks like my sister and me) and like this anon said, it's just alternate spellings and gobbelty-gook. It's a good story on television and all that, but in reality, nonsense.
Sage for OT
A lot of people, including many with migraines, have small T2 hyperintense spots.T2 hyperintensities alone do not prove MS, they merely indicate a process that MIGHT be demyelination going on. This might be MS, or another demyelinating disease, or nothing at all.
There are some patterns of lesions that are more characteristic to MS and others that are less so. She does not seem to show the characteristic juxtacortical and periventricular lesions (Dawson's fingers). In her case, I would be intensely dubious with that MRI unless she also has a positive spinal tap with OCBs and a positive SSEP/VEP. Which oddly do not seem to have been conducted, from which I infer that her doc looked at her film and said 'relax, Kelly, at the moment, this is not MS'. Because MS is characterized by dissemination in time and space, in a case like Kelly's, they would repeat the test in a year and see if the lesions have gotten bigger and maybe then diagnose.
TL,DR: she didn't fake the MRI, but the MRI does not say what she is trying to pretend it says. It's an MRI showing what is more likely than not a normal human aberration.
Reading the post you're responding to, yes blood tests can be done to help diagnose MS. SPEP (serum protein electrophoresis) is a blood test done to identify proteins found in serum and results are compared to proteins found in CSF (so a spinal tap is typically performed when MS is suspected - don't recall Kelly mentioning that being done).
There is a set of pretty specific criteria to diagnose MS, and Kelly seems to have only mentioned one of them (and it isn't even accurately described). She had a single brain scan - MS cannot be diagnosed by a single brain scan. Period. Why? Because the spots that show up, "concerning" for areas of potential demyelination, need to be proven as actual demyelination and not artifact, and also that the damage, if present, occurred at different times.
Sage for medfagging.
Not quite, according to the Macdonald criteria, in some cases, SPATIAL dissemination is sufficient, and no TEMPORAL dissemination is required, hence a single scan can be sufficient. However, that's not usually the case, as you rightly said.
In practice, MS blood tests aren't widely used due to low sensitivity and specifics. Commonly, CSF studies and evoked potential studies tend to complement the scan.
What's bizarre is that since her so called diagnosis, she has not commented on being seen again, on getting meds prescribed etc.
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I'm following her new account as well, somehow her original IG AND her FB became deactivated? Thought only the owner of the page was able to deactivate, unless someone did actually manage to hack her accounts?
Favorite sentence of her post, " I just kinda learned the hard way that there is no privacy of the www!"
(Kelly, im really hoping you were trying to be humorous there?!!?)
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ROTFLOL that's gonna be no use. There are several absolutely legit spoonies I know who will keep posting here, and all of us are still in. Kelly, you might not realize this, but a lot of fairly high profile actual, really ill spoonies think you're a fraud, and are going to supply the requisite milk.
As said… your only choice is to admit you have been lying about your health and ex sanguinating. Talk to your doctors, admit everything, seek mental help, and this all will stop. One day, once you're better, you might even think of us with gratitude.
Yeah… I personally know someone who had a 39 (almost 40) degree fever… She nearly died. Had to be put in a coma in the ICU, covered in ice packs and wet towels with a fan blowing over her and they were pumping her full of drugs and chilled saline.
Her thermometer is broken lol. Or maybe she's an invincible superhero.
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Kind of a shitty way to get attention.
Sorry, what's a "freedom unit"?
saged for OT
Lay your (you)s upon me, bby
You have to be old enough to remember 9/11 to post here.
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You created your "mystery blood disease" by exsanguinating (I know you want "proof", read the threads, it's the only logical explanation and your doctors know it too) You've exaggerated numerous symptoms and diseases. You've stolen the stories and details of genuinely ill people and used it for your own games. You've lied over and over on things as petty as your age and as serious as your diagnosis. You've taken numerous resources that others actually need. You've taken time with doctors away from people that actually need help.
I know there's more to list and I'm sure other farmers will have no problem reminding you of the other things you've done
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Yes exactly what you set out to be with your "sooper speshul mystery disorders"
Meh, I'm a fever-runner. I got a fever of 105.4 F on Christmas Eve 2 years ago from strep throat. Nothing happened; took ibuprofen, acetaminophen, and a cool bath to avoid the ER right before Christmas and ruin my fams holiday. Some people just cook.
Sage for mini blogpost
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I was lead here after becoming bored with the constant I'm being bullied posts on IG but would really like to know where the supposed "bullying" is towards Kelly on here? I've read through this thread, as well as the other and all I see are people's opinions and people who were hurt by her (when Kelly used their stories or asked about how they were diagnosed/their symptoms, to develop an "illness" of her own!) She thrives on the drama and people are lacking brain power as to not see that basically all this thread is is gossip and/or other people's opinions?
(I do have to laugh though, wtf is a high profile spoonie?!)
Sage for questioning & repetition
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Guess today was one of those "as needed"
Ooops forgot to link… >>363603
it's ok though imma blame fibro/gp/eds/pots/gp/me/intermittent narcolepsy/we/laziness.. Sorry!
But that takes work. And as we know, if there's one thing our Kelly couldn't stand, it's work.
She has been angling for that diagnosis that sets her up for a lifetime of welfare when she will be able to live off her spoonie gofuckmes, her dancing and prancing and her other antics, getting all that love (however superficial) and having to do none of the work!
Kelly has already decided she has no future. She doesn't want one. She wants one eternal stretched out childhood when she is babied by her fellow spoonies and healthcare professionals.
She's got the offer of a hysterectomy as a therapeutic double-bind. At this point, I'd be surprised if she took it.
>>363938>She has been angling for that diagnosis that sets her up for a lifetime of welfare & asspats etc
This. I'm honestly surprised she hasn't lied about having cancer. Then again that's "too far" for some munchies (cough
but not Eli). >>364159
I wouldn't be surprised if she did
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If you think Kelly is a harmless Munchie and it's 'her business what she does on her Instagram', I'd like you to look at this photo. And then look at it again.
And then consider what this kid will feel about the world when it inevitably emerges that Kelly self-induced her anemia.
Just let that go through your heads, wks.
Yea, I mean I had aplastic anemia and I lived between 60-80 before I had my bmt. I definitely felt exhausted a lot and slept like 12 hours a night. I could still do some normal life stuff, but going to a 50 minute class would exhaust me. I can only imagine how shitty you'd feel getting it after chemo, I hope you're doing okay!
Sage for blogpost
No, it's most definitely not.
Sometimes it's possible to have a single episode that never recurs. However, current wisdom is to start aggressive treatment IF clinical signs and radiological evidence warrant it.
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U guise, Kelly is "dying"!!!!!
Well, we know why you're dying, you moron. You're dying because you're autoexsanguinating secondary to factitious illness secondary to a personality disorder. Boom.
She's the healthiest dying person I've ever seen. Ngl her post gave me a legit chuckle. I can practically hear the melodramatic hand wringing. She went pretty quick from "I found a cure!!1!" to "sob I'm dyyyiiiinnng".
Just can't stay away from dem asspats can you, Kelly.
Can't watch;didn't watch… Ughhh most dying people don't have the chance to "change their perspective". Children will lose their parents, parents will lose their children and d'ya know what, it's not fucking glamorous, it's not instagram worthy and most don't want people's pity nor attention, they're not "warriors" they're just another tragic set of circumstances living to the best of their ability. You wanna blog some more about dying eh?? Maybe upload a video of you pirouetting around during Anaphalaxys or fannying around with a concealed uterine bleed/abruption?? We're all fucking dying, just some of us sooner than we should. I'm off to tell my small son that he's going to be ok when I leave him because there are so many more people sicker than me.. I didn't realise how fucking fortunate I was until now…
Sage for unfair REAL death rage.
I was dying for a few months. Ok, to put it better: I was sick with a condition where doctors gave me 5% maybe, and told my parents to get a priest and think about a funeral. Nice sensitive guys, them doctors.
I didn't dance around the ward or instagram my 'journey' because I was so fucking out of it with multiple organ failure due to infections everywhere and severe anemia thanks to aplastic anemia that I had maybe ten lucid minutes a day. I spent those trying to make sure that instead of releasing balloons, everybody would throw eggs at this kid at school I hated, then have a big ass cake fight. Over my coffin. So I was pretty lucid, eh.
Dying sure is a process, but there are no stages of the 'pirouetting dead'. Some people experience a drawn out terminal stage during which they're lucid, ambulatory and try to live a normal life, but this is not only relatively rare (just because you're out of treatments and will die in the next few months doesn't mean you're dying!), it's also very different from how Kelly takes it. In the study of Munchhausens, it's referred to as 'la belle indifference'. Do you think this is how someone, even in denial and even trying to hide it, would act if they were dying?
As a physician, I've had the privilege to accompany quite a few people on their last journey (making me wish I had not chosen GI oncology, where most cases tend to eventually be terminal). Everybody dies differently, but I've never seen anyone be so blasé, so disinterested, so oscillating between excitement for magic cures and despondency over the possibility of passing away. It is odd to say the least, not the least because of her lack of preoccupation with what concerns people at this stage of their lives (sorry Kelly, no tips!).
Bottom line, she's fine, and she's presenting the fact that she has a manageable illness that she will in all likelihood die with, rather than die of, as 'dying'. This is disgusting and exploitative and a lot of other bad things.
Most interestingly, the way transfusion dependent anemics tend to die is by hemochromatosis. That's a nice way of saying 'iron overload'. For this reason, anyone receiving a lot of blood is out on iron chelators like deferasirox or deferoxamine that help them stave off the inevitable. But Kelly's iron levels are not dangerously high. Do you know the only scenario that can possibly explain that, other than Kelly magically converting iron into stupidity? A bleed. She must either bled profusely, around 800ml a week (at almost 115ml per day, that is unimaginably much!)… or she exsanguinates and replaces it with D5W, NSS or something similar, hence her low Hct.
Bizarrely due to my particular set of circumstances, I've been on life support more than once, my organs were shutting down, one by one, I have no recollection of actually feeling ill though, I remember talking lucidly with my family and wondering why there were so many machines attached to me, this was just after a hidden placental abruption at term, I've suffered multiple Osteoblastoma's (One malignancy the rest benign) and am currently fighting off lower limb amputation as a result of chronic osteomyelitis (I've got the obligatory vac!), I live a relatively normal (but shortened) life, I'm under no illusion that munchausen's is a terrible disease however it should be neither tolerated nor enabled to the extent it seems to be, I see the unrestrained glee in far too many "patients" at ortheopedics who are desperate for referrals for undiagnosable pain and cannot wait to be given many and varied aides and I honestly can't understand why people are so desperate to claim death, why aren't people like this forced to visit end stage victims (I use the word intentionally) and their families, why does the medical profession choose to allow this continue?? I read these threads purely to feel morally superior and to gigglerage internally at how ridiculous these people are but having said that I'm pretty certain I'd swap my life for theirs, I'd happily dance my way through corridors if I had the chance with various baggies of blood/plasma/antibiotics attached to me, death isn't fun, it never has been it never will be. There is no inbetween, you're either terminal or you're not… anything else is just an inconvenience. I think the uk is a lot stricter with Munchies, we're a far less tolerant nation, which is why you see so many hurt feefee's from ukmunchies and their nasty mean doctors.
saged for non intentional self pity post.
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Welcome back, Kelly!
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Stop blogging. Get to the point quickly (a good example is >>364688
). Sage for OT and samefagging.
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This just in…
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Holy fuck I never realized how ugly she was. Guess not a lot of posts here showcase her appearance.>>365649>>365650
I can't believe she's 30 something and needs this level of attention. Why tf wouldn't they do this about a kid or something the hell
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Kelly baleeted everything… here is her dramatic last message.
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Moar of the drama
Aaaaannnd she's private again. Good lord Kelly, just fucking move on with your life. If we were actual trolls, like /b/, we would be telling you creative ways to end your life. And negging you.
Instead we're rationally discussing how much of a crazypants you are, a point you skirt around addressing being you know you're indefensible on that point, and instead entrench yourself as firmly as possible in denial.
Grow up. Get a job. Find something entertaining that isn't obsessing over an imageboard and do something productive with your goddamn life.
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In which we are treated to a phallic cucumber and some inane insults.
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Following the thread again I assume
What a fake post.
What annoys me most about Kelly is how she won't ever ignore anything. If she had completed disregarded everything that was being said in this thread about her and said nothing about it publicly on her instagram, I'm willing to bet nearly all of them wouldn't have a clue it was going on. Some obviously would find out that way, but by announcing the gossip publicly she's announced that people are doubting her which causes more doubt to form.
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Your wish is her command!
It truly cracks me up that she lurks this board so hard! It's like she wants us to talk about her! I would have never known this place even existed if it wasn't for her posting about it!
Sage for smh
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I wonder why her super low bloods aren't shown, only her absolutely unremarkable CRP.
Dear Kelly, a hsCRP of 50 means fuck all. CRP is what is called sensitive but nonspecific: if something's wrong with you, it'll definitely be high, but if it's high, there's a good chance there's nothing wrong with you (we call these 'false positives' and they are the lifeblood of 'my glucose spot level was 6.2, #diabetesfighter #warrior #donatetomygofuckme' breed of Munchies). In general, we interpret lab values, especially those that tend to ambiguity, by reference to physical examination and of course other information: rest of the lab results, imaging and so on (the same reason why you don't have MS just because you have three possibly demyelinating spots in your addled brain). In other words, there is nothing wrong with you, stop sperging. You can start worrying about line sepsis when you have leukocytosis with a left shifted differential.
That'll be $500, please.
Sage for Dr. Anon.
This is hysterical! Oh thank you so much kind and talented anon!
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Hmmm "not Kelly " kek
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Trying to prove she has a job that she's never really mentioned before in response to farmers telling her to get a job.
I wonder if she got permission from the parents of these kids to post their faces to her nearly 18K followers. I would be livid if my kid's face was on her page.
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Someone called her out on continuing to post on the other account still and she denied it. Wow.
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Sage for old pics.
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Ummmmmm??? Has anyone else seen the page she's referring to?…. little bit too far imo…..
It's her. That was the first thought I had.
Notice how nobody has a clue this new account exists until she makes the sad post from her other account saying please delete the photos? Notice how that post was up until it was posted about here and then suddenly it disappeared?
This new account wants people to DM pics, it's her trying to find out who people here are. Those pics are pretty graphic and nowhere on her social media so where did they come from?? It's her, if put money on it.
Gone way to far.
I doubt it. She's too sensitive to make an account and call herself "the worlds biggest cry baby."
That account is pretty sick. It's one thing to talk about the stuff she herself posts, but getting the password to her cloud and posting things she's kept private is way the fuck too far.
And ironically they're pretty much only posting pics that are impossible to fake. It's obvious that she was having some pretty bad allergic reactions there.
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She created the instigram account and many more. Anyone care to work out the names she uses and the meaning?
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Guys, I hate to defend the person y'all can't stand, but I HIGHLY doubt she would make that page. For those of you "so sure" that she made it herself, there is no way. Photos like that could ruin any career she plans to have, relationships, etc etc. Some people are so good with computers they can find shit like that. Those photos are extremely personal and it is very wrong of whoever made it. She definitely didn't make that herself. I reported the account a bunch of times from 2 accounts and thankfully others did too, so now it's taken down. It was under the handle "kellyronahansfans". It's deleted now, thankfully.
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Lol, you're so adorable, Anon.>>369406
There were a few photos were of her after an allergic reaction. Some were straight-on and some were of her profile, so it looked like she was using them to measure her swelling from one day to the next. Not even that milk-worthy, but it was obviously personal and not for public consumption.
I'm only mentioning that specifically because she's posted photos on @kelly.ronahan of her face after allergic reactions, so it's not a topic she seems to mind sharing.
The other photos were about other stuff, but I don't feel comfortable talking about it since she's never posted about that stuff before. Wasn't even that exciting really, just sad.
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I don't even know what I am reading anymore!?!? She seems to have gone off the deep end…such bizarre posts. I can't keep up with the weirdness of it all…
She said that that the swelling pics were from a bee sting, and said thanks for not posting screenshots of it. And something about privacy concerns.
I kinda do want to know the story behind the vacuum cleaner pic tho…
I think she is replying to >>369470
and noting that no one on this thread shared screenshots of the Insta page.
This whole thing is really freaking weird.
So the implication is that someone is indeed posing a danger to her.
At first I thought 'poor kelly, i know what thats like'
BUT>those pics are 2 years to current
Means that whoever she is implying is hurting her KNOWS who she is, where she lives, how to access her, how to find her etc… rendering the whole keeping her identity and age thing private an utter waste of time. That is what you do AFTER you get out of the scenario in order to keep it that way, not before.
Kelly, if youre bullshitting again to try and get people off your back, that is an absolutely sick and twisted thing to be bullshitting about.
See that's what raises so many questions…
Another example being when she posted a pic of the syringes a while back, saying someone from here had sent them to her anonymously. She thought it was hilarious and said she was using them for water fights with her friends.
Now if someone was so concerned with keeping their private details a secret… wouldn't you freak out if things anonymously showed up at your house? I know I would. If I remember correctly, as soon as someone questioned it in the comments poof
Kelly's in witless security: we're laughing ourselves witless at her bullshitting about her security.
I've…. come across instances of issues when people had to use different names for safety reasons. Here's why a lot of this doesn't rhyme with me:
1) You do not get to change your birth date. Ever. Not even new identities will have a different birth date, and definitely never a different birth year. This has to do with the way Common Law countries register births and how these records cannot be altered, only reissued.
2) She stated at some point that she was given a different last name from her twin sister at birth. Now I'm no lawyer but I can't imagine a Registrar looking kindly at that attempt.
3) It took me about ten minutes to find Kelly's actual mailing address, and I'm not even THAT talented. If anybody posed a risk to her, she'd be dead by now. She's the embodiment of anti-PERSEC.
Stop lying, silly girl. You have no fucking idea about what people who do live their lives in fear of asshole exes, criminals they testified against, repressive regimes they escaped from, former operatives of national security organisations etc. are going through to keep themselves safe. They sure don't advertise all their stupid ballet crap on Instagram. If you truly are in protection, you definitely suck at repaying the people protecting you by turning your life into a bizarre Munchie public spectacle. But hey. Bae needs blood, eh.
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I can't…I just fucking cannot with this crazy person. Didn't she post saying someone anonymously sent her those syringes???? Then when called out…she deleted the post. She can't even keep up with her lies…it is legit INSANE!
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Sorry for posting so much but I can't help but share the downward spiral of Miss Kelly!
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She's getting herself all riled up. No one was talking about her so she made another post. Hmmm, interesting.
I truly wonder what the parents of her little dance students think when they read this shit. I wouldn't want my precious little tot enrolled in this foul-mouthed, kookoo lady's Romper Room tier dance class.
Also yeah, I would LOVE to hear your psych history Kelly, since you clearly check this thread frequently. Please, set is all straight.
jesus christ thats not how you sage newfag/kelly/whoever you are
lurk more before posting
and yes she does seem to have deleted thank fuck, that who saga was just bizarre, even for kelly
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Did everyone see this already? gone for a day and she's even more out of control. I missed yesterday's excitement a screen shot would make my day. So she's probably saying her can page was hacked!
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I think I just threw up in mouth a bit! her poor friends. take a picture of me doing ballet. take a video of my feet? urrrg. I did some research today and found some sick attention seeking pictures
but I flood the thread. unless anyone wants to see. I don't know if this link will work. I'll delete it it's a no. and heads up, her old fb is open once in a while. more.https://www.instagram.com/p/BEcMNRpubQ2q5yQHuqo3oM6AyUDnfvBM9zw49Y0/
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I don't need to paraphrase this. She said it all. why oh why do they let her get away with it! I'll chill out on the over posting now
So is she saying that the hospital staff is officially saying that she is faking her symptoms? When she refers to "the notebook" does she mean her patient file? Her word salad is extremely hard to follow. Does this mean that the hysterectomy is on hold? Is the hospital now saying that the charade is officially over? So many questions need to be clarified.
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Kelly: I don't think you have a clue about all the friends you duped. I didn't think I could reach such a dark place. You know how friends say "your secret is safe woth me" I said that to you. but I take it back. kelly has been pregnant 2 times. of course she made up stories about it playing victim. I have wondered often if you caused a miscarriage to get attention. And you did get a lot.I also know that you are claiming your extra heavy impossible bleeding on it. People are figuring you out so fast. Your secrets are NOT safe with me! the funny thing is, is that you're going to rack your brain for who I am. but you've screwed over so many people that almost everyone in your life hates you. you hurt people in such a sick way.Now go on and share this with all you're bleeding heart friends They'll probably learn the hard way too. Good luck with life
Are those pictures the same pregnancy? When were these pictures taken? How far along was she when she miscarried? Did she miscarry both pregnancies?
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Was the loss of her pregnancy and the attention she got from it the possible start of her munchieness? Or did she have unknown "medical" issues before that (not her psych issues) I mean known psych issues and craving attention could lead to munchausens most definitely
Not WKing but losing a baby is just awful. Might go a long way to explaining her issues now though. Lots of people don't ever get over such sad losses.
Holy. Shit. This is crazy.
Sage for just utter shock.
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I would never share these things it she didn't have them sprawled across her fb. I almost get the impression that files like this a trophies for what shees been through. some of it already sounds grandiose.I saved most of the fb pictures she posted. Idont think she was taught not to air her dirty laundry on line. But she did. once an attention seeker always an attention seeker. I'm digging in my picture folders… One of the pregnancies happened while in psychiatric care. if I shouldn't share more from her album just let me know because I have a lot of high interest information as I said already that she shared publicly
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I didn't lie. You can't expect to understand everything in 5 seconds.
Okay, this reads like how a Munch would write a psych note…it's too verbose, sensationalistic and not clinical enough. If she posted this it is very possible she wrote it herself.
No, no, no.>exhibited, exhibited, exhibited…>symptomatology, symptomatology, symptomatology…>>371082>The ~*most extreme ever seen!*~ OF COURSE! With no specifics. Oh Kelly. This is not how clinical notation works.>>370865>>371086
Which is it? First you said 3rd trimester now you say 2nd? Look, it's fine and good for you to reveal info but please do it in a factual way or GTFO. Stop the dramatics.
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I am not kelly! seriously calm down!
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holy calm down
I'm not kelly!
Feel free to share more but please provide context. To clarify, no one is calling you Kelly. We are questioning the validity of her posted documents, not your sharing them here.
Do you know of any other substantive evidence of this stuff being factual beyond her posting documents? I am genuinely curious.
I'm not a medfag, so I'm legit asking here. Is it even possible to fake low hemoglobin? A quick google says hemoglobin is measured by how much is in a decilitre.
So my uneducated guess is that you really can't fake it, because no matter how much blood you take from someone, that won't change the ratio of stuff in
the blood. Like if I pour myself a glass of orange juice, what's left in the carton isn't going to be any less orange-y.
Not saying she isn't dramatic as fuck, but I don't really think she's faking the blood disorder. Only because it doesn't really sound possible to me. But again, I'd like to hear an actual medfags opinion.
Sage for speculative blather.
Jesus Christ anon.
Since you read here, Kelly, go to Walmart and buy an external hard drive and get your photos off the cloud. Get a lock box for it too, in case it's one of your roommates doing this. Apparently some of the tards here have no boundries.
That makes sense, but then shouldn't all
her levels be low? Not just the hemoglobin and iron?
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ok page 1! And do I have to blur out names? She only uses two. and only first name.
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I'll put the rest in a bit. gotta make money! Kel you should try it!
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more to come
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She actually went into denial. it might make more sense soon. Don't forget who we're dealing with here! The most absolutely messed up Kelly. I have never known a person like her. interesting, Traci and fricking insane!
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God this is long! I doubt the drs read it all. one more after this.
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I don't know if it's a difference between Canada and other countries, but it reads very… odd… to… me.
The second psych note is clinical, detached and measured. The first note is odd, exemplifies her strengths, also "x to y po qhs prn' is not only not regular prescribing, it is borderline failworthy. Not saying doctors won't do it, because not everyone is a prescription nazi like I am, but seriously. QHS PRN for sleep meds is pretty much discouraged for starters. It's also very odd to start with Rispies for someone with anxiety and dissociation, especially as it's the antipsychotic with the most empirical support for use in PTSD, so why not just call a spade a spade and say it's for her PTSD? She's not in America, I bet in Canada off label prescribing works similarly to the UK (to wit, "it's my party and I'll prescribe if I want to").
I am also extremely, EXTREMELY wary of doctor's notes that mix proprietary descriptions of drugs (Cipralex = citalopram, Serax = apparently oxazepam? There are people who still prescribe that shit?!) with nonproprietary names (risperidone, trade name Risperdal or whatever the fuck Canucks call it). The point about her being 'wary of medication' is the sort of shit she'd put in. It is also beyond implausible, however skeptical someone is of medication, for someone with PTSD to be on a single mild first-line antidepressant and some therapy. Oh fuck no. Having had PTSD, I had to be literally fucked up until my eyeballs with drugs before I was even cogent enough to say who I was. And if she has not received that very mercilessly swift psychiatric first aid, we may be seeing the psychiatric analogue of someone who broke a bone once and it never got properly set and now grew all kinds of bent.
Counterpoint: a lot of the things here are, frankly, true. FII, BPD, fuckelseknowswhat, she does definitely have PTSD-y signs, as well as what can be construed as proof of dissociation. The risk of psychodiagnosis in case of PTSD is Ganser's syndrome, the insanely rare (don't you even get ideas, Munchies, or I'll lop your mainly non-existent balls off!) form of conversion disorder that manifests in badly implemented caricatures of mental illness (so cool, no? An illness where the mind expresses its pain through the body, specifically through the brain, which runs the mind. It's like the mind self-harming out of stress.).
Sage for medfagging and power level. But wow.
Counterpoint: I am not a psychiatrist, but I read the shit they put to paper. While none of them would be caught writing shit like "worst case of X" since Sybil, 'horr.*' is ok, unless you're saying "the patient was a horrible brat". Since patients do get cc'd in to many of these or can be expected to eventually see them, psychiatrists tend to feel that acknowledging the pain of someone very manifestly in a lot of it will help the 'therapeutic alliance' and is therefore ok.
And with that, I'm basically out of all I know of psychiatry, and off to pray in gratitude I did not go down that route. Imagine making your money dealing with these people.
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found it. this goes right before the last post.
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whoa! I think I need to get my brain checked! I forgot to post a pic with the last post. smh
Well, holy shit.
I was angry at Kelly, angry in ways I have never been. She has violated my trust and violated my confidentiality in a profound and frightening way, and it was at that point more than the game little girls play for toys and tubes on Munchie Central.
I wish I had known that yes, she was exploitative and abusive to those who fed her, but fuck me, I can after 10 years of inner city medicine see when someone is really, really hurting, and there is a pain and human tragedy in that letter that can't be effectively faked.
Please, anon who posted it, if you have gotten it off somewhere you shouldn't have, delete it. If not, well, she shared it, but still. Gosh.
OK, sweep-up of questions that remain:
- When did she get on the Munchie train?
- When was she really born, and what's it with that aspect of her safety?
- Why does she have a different last name from her twin?
- Her Munchieing: how, what, when, why?
- W/her history, I would expect a medical phobia, why the attraction instead? Is she trying to recreate the situation as it was, and somehow change it to one in which she is fostered and nurtured? If so, perhaps the blood thing is symbolic, but IANAPsychiatrist.
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sorry for the double post! When I have time I'll share some other things she posted publicly. I'm a bit embarrassed for her. like how do you not know that?
You're totally wrong about the medication/therapy thing for ptsd. Your personal experience is literally one person's experience - there are very, very different approaches to management. I don't want to blog in any detail so I'll just say I have a ptsd diagnosis (not self diagnosed) and my meds are minimal.
Sage for just being a correction to someone's stupid blog
There's your date of birth answer, she's 35>>371322
Some questions, Is Dr.Paul the same Paul she's referring to in her letter?
Who is Jonathan?
I'm also not convinced she's been pregnant twice.
Sage for ???
I agree, seems to have only been 1 pregnancy with dnc complications?
Saged for feeling bad?
She had to deal with something that traumatic not once but twice on top of already dealing with severe mental health issues and so much of this explains a lot of her munchie issues like not being able to pee? (If you read through all those notes and letter she said she was watched while using the toilet etc) and her eagerness- sad enough - for a hysterectomy… she is severely mentally ill it seems
Are you in acute crisis? I doubt so (if so, please call someone). There are as many types of PTSD as there are people with it, but those who do have crises, of the kind Kelly seems to have had that precipitated her admission (←- Munchies, that's a nice turn of phrase you can use in your faked med reports!) are generally put on heavy duty antipsychotics and the best (usually sedative) antidepressant they can give them that they're unlikely to off themselves with.
How you treat your PTSD is your business, how we (= every UK hospital) treat it when it comes through the ground floor doors is this. We can argue about the merits of different approaches until the lolcows come home, and I'm sure there are people who manage a crisis without medication (some better than others, including self-medication and things people do in lieu of medication), but I have yet to hear from a hospital who upon first assessment with PTSD don't come down pretty hard if there are no medical contraindications.
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I've been lurking here since it started. I was waiting the perfect time to put this out there. This is for any fool who feels sorry for her.
Agreed! I'm out too
Sage for this is getting way too personal
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I'm almost 100% sure kelly is posting these things. Look at the sheets, they're the same. >>371498>>371099>>371104
Just wow! You're right, didn't even pick up on that and I've pointed out self posting from her in the past! Some of this is like crazy personal stuff! Wtf Kelly!?
fucksakes! sorry so disappointing.I'm not "kelly" A bit offended. It really must suck to be suspicious all the time. you might actually be very surprised if you discovered who I am. so ffs. I will continue to share the things that p
display attention seeking fake! Till you get screwed over by a lunatic, you have no idea of how absolutely theraputic is is to make her feel screwed over. or caught
Yeah, that's a good point.
Whoever is posting these pictures, can you post a screenshot of the facebook album? To prove that they're coming from a public source.>>371498
That just makes me sad. According to the date, she was just 18 when that happened. Poor girl.
wow, she was lying about her DOB all the way back then… Why I wonder?
It is interesting that shortly after someone here questioned Kelly's experience of trauma (legitimately since nobody who is actually hiding or afraid of being found would ever post all the things she does on social media, or collect followers like she does, or post all about her life and location), she completely freaked out about that on IG, and then that random IG account pooped up with pictures of her injuries. Then that disappeared, and somehow evidence of her experiences of trauma started to be posted here.
And she hasn't commented on that fact at all, anywhere.
She doesn't have permission to post pictures of other people's children, or other adults.
Even if a waiver was signed (not everyone does), it's only for the use of the studio, within that year only, and for the promotion of the studio. Not to be posted on the social media accounts of a former assistant teacher a decade later. So not appropriate and not ok.
Ummm, if it triggers
you so much how about DON'T READ IT.>>371498
While I agree that Kelly is a conniving, lying,fake, and has caused much hurt, I don't see how this particular document is supposed to make us hate her. So she got charged with prostitution. That just makes me feel badly for her, not hate her. Sex work is not something to be vilified for. Wasting precious blood to garner sympathy=sack of shit. Prostitution=sad.
I just looked through her FB albums. None of these photos are there.
This is way too uncomfortable now.
Are you fb friends with her? Maybe they're only viewable to people who're on her friends list.
Even so. It seems extremely unlikely that she'd purposefully share these documents with her fb friends. I wouldn't be surprised if these pics are coming from the same person who hacked into her cloud. I just can't believe that she'd share all this so publicly.
Then again she's not exactly in a stable head space. Who knows. If whoever posted those pictures of the files can post a screenshot of those pictures in her fb albums, then we'll have proof.
I'm not sure if you've been following along properly… these people (or person) are claiming that Kelly never mentioned anything about any of these MS symptoms or whatever, until after she'd been talking to someone else about their MS. It was like she didn't have any symptoms, (or never spoke about them, and she spoke about a lot of health stuff) then talked to these people who were being open about their MS, and Kelly was asking questions like… How do you get diagnosed, what did you tell your dr, what should I tell my Dr etc, but she'd never said anything about having these symptoms until after she'd heard about it from these people and after she was getting MRI results that shows SIGNS of MS. She hasn't conclusively been diagnosed yet, she just has some things that could indicate MS but which also could be from a number of other things.
This person isn't claiming that Kelly is copying them because they both have the same illness. That would be ridiculous indeed. But if you read back through this thread, and the older threads, you'll see there's a lot more information which backs up their theory and I agree it's pretty suspicious how it all happened.
You're welcome to your opinion but I'd suggest maybe reading back a bit and getting more information before you jump to conclusions.
I agree! The things that have been posted in the past day or so most likely have come from somebody hacking one of her accounts and that is definitely stepping over a line of some sort! I have reported those posts as well because especially the last one … Kelly seriously change your passwords and take down any photo that you do not want made public! If you are self posting the stuff Kelly, just stop it's gone too far!
Saged for can admin tell if it's selfposting from Kelly??
Umm she can
post in here, and has done so multiple times. Admin has already revealed that. Lurk moar faggot.
I asked a little bit upthread if the anon posting could prove they came from Facebook. Never got a response, so they must be private images.
Tbh I think it should be a rule to post screenshots, not just the pictures, so that it's clear that everything is coming from public sources.
This is all way out of line. The farmhands need to do something.
I'm MS anon she talked to.
Person who sent me that ragey post: you, please, go fuck yourself too. You apparently don't seem to have an idea of how frequent incidental findings of spots on T2 and FLAIR that Gad enhance weakly or not at all are. You probably have at least one. That's why symptoms are so important, which are pretty hard to guess, so knowing what someone's dx symptoms were CAN, and indeed DOES, decide between asymptomatic incidental findings, CIS or MS. By the way, at the very most with the radiological findings she described she would qualify only for CIS so far. That's why she hasn't been started on DMDs.
Bottom line: when you have talked to maybe ten people other than your doctors about your illness, and one of them started claiming the same exact symptoms (and given the location of a lesion, a very unusual one included) a few weeks later, I think you have the right to feel at least a little violated.
Sage for medfagging and Stuff.
They cant take it down now, only admin can do that.
Does ANYBODY find it extremely odd that some 'friend' knows her exact medication and dosage? Aubagio is neither well-known (in fact, it is one of the least known MS meds), it is not a first-line med (Copaxone aka glatiramer and interferons are the first line, but often omitted by more, uh, malleable doctors as they're both injectable only), and is a remarkably bad fit for her (it can cause very serious blood dyscrasias, and never in a blue moon would I consider giving one of the strongly myelosuppressant MS drugs to someone who has a chronic unexplained anaemia and is long term tx dependent. I like my liability insurance low and steady, thank you very much. Apparently, somebody doesn't.
My spouse doesn't know my medications and she's a doctor (admittedly different speciality than my meds are for). Is it just a little odd, this influx of friends that care… and know your exact meds?
Kelly is not alone. I also know a guy who was falsely accused and humiliated. When it was all done his blood was flowing out of his sides and he continued to love his haters and accusers and is now one of kellys biggest fans because he knows her. He like the rest of us friends who know her in person know the truth. Read on: ,
"For all have done evil and come short of the being able to be with God." We have all done evil. We have all done things that hurt others and thus are displeasing to God. There is no one who is innocent. The wages of doing evil against God and man is death: a total separation from God and His love. but Gods wants no one to be without His relationship and life so the gift of God is eternal life with him through his sons blood ..Jesus Christ our Lord." The punishment that we have earned for our hurtful deeds is spiritual death. Not just physical death, but eternal death."but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 5:8 declares, "But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners dping evil hurtful things, Christ died for us." Jesus Christ died for us! Jesus' death and loss of blood paid for the price of our evilness. Jesus'rose again he is alive and his Holy Spirit is alive and well on earth. Jesus resurrection proves that God accepted Jesus' death as the payment for our evil.
Now God declares "that if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." Because of Jesus' death on our behalf, all we have to do is believe in Him, trusting His death as the payment for our evil - and we will be saved! Romans 10:13 says it again, "for everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved." Jesus died to pay the penalty for our evil and rescue us from eternal death. Salvation, the forgiveness of evil, is available to anyone who will trust in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.
"Therefore, since we have been made right through faith in Jesus blood, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ." Through Jesus Christ we can have a relationship of peace with God. Romans 8:1 teaches us, "Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus." Because of Jesus' death on our behalf, we will never be condemned for our sins/evil thoughts and deeds. Finally, we have this precious promise of God from Romans 8:38-39, "For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord."
Would you like to follow the Romans Road to salvation? If so, here is a simple prayer you can pray to God. Saying this prayer is a way to declare to God that you are relying on Jesus Christ for your salvation. The words themselves will not save you. Only faith in Jesus Christ can provide salvation! "God, I know that I have sinned against you and am deserving of punishment. But Jesus Christ took the punishment that I deserve so that through faith in Him I could be forgiven. With your help, I place my trust in You for salvation. Thank You for Your wonderful grace and forgiveness - the gift of eternal life! Amen!"
I'm a neurologist turned neurooncology researcher. Please educate me about MS.
Anybody who told you MS is different for every patient is a moron. There are significant differences based on lesion location etc. but MS is pretty predictable. It does come in three sequential modalities and we now understand it is actually a spectrum (with NMO), including conditions marked by anti-MOG, anti-AQP4 and both and neither.
I know it's hard to believe but sane people don't discuss their meds with others. They just pull up their big boy/girl panties, swallow the nice colorful pills and get on with their lives. If knowing their meds schedule is a sign of a relationship, I must still hopelessly be in love with the granny in Bay 3 from god knows how many years ago whose meds schedule I still could recall, fuck knows why.
Kelly is loved by all who know her. She is trustworthy inspiration, she is a helper of others, a fighter for good, an over comer of so much pain, she is a delight, an amazing friend, funny, wise, musical, artistic, she brings life where ever she goes. She is truly amazing and that is the truth.
The enemy comes to steal, kill and destroy but Jesus comes to give life and life abundantly. Jesus knows the truth about Kelly. He is her biggest fan along with all the rest of us who know her in real life and aren't lead astray down the path lies . Think before you write unfounded speculations..they are real people with real lives and real feelings. everyone on here knows what they do here is harmful and not something you would do without being hidden in the web.
One more time . kelly is awesome and loved and trustworthy and supported by all who know her in real life.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?! HACKING IS NOT FUCKING OKAY. GTFO with that shit.
Kelly, I am so sorry if this is legit not you. No one on here supports this or would ever go there. THAT shit is way way over the line.>>372060
Nah, this thread shouldn't be nuked. The fucked-up hacker and all psych chart files should be deleted. Public IG munchie antics, however? That shit has every right to stay.
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if she commits suicide wetr all i screwed. I mean at kgh. how did you think this was a good idea.
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bish be lurkin
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samefag, but she has another FB account
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The worst case of "anorexia" I have ever seen. smh Is there anything she wont do for attention?
Stop posting hacked photos
Sage: you admitted hacking her account and that goes above and beyond this thread discussing her public posts
I'm skeptical. How do we know Kelly isn't posting these herself? It all seems really strange to me. If she isn't posting these, yeah, it's screwed up but idk… My gut is telling me something fishy is going on. She addressed the photos here>>372269>>372270>>372272
I mean, wouldn't this be a great way to get attention? She gets it from her followers and now, from us. If it is her, I gotta say it's a pretty impressive plan.
Discussions/Opinions and questioning behavior is not bullying
Sage responding to wk
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This picture is like definition of an attention whore. lol her caption! just all of it! #fail
the file save name for >>372544
is "she wanted it" so either it's someone with a seeeeerious vendetta, or she's self posting. I've seen that self hating/blaming behavior before in people with mental health issues. Either way admin, shut the thread down. It's gone too far.
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Haha… I'm not Kelly. But what's exciting is this picture of a lil drop of blood in the loo!
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Here is a list of comments posted from the same device in Kelowna:https://lolcow.farm/kellyposts.html
I can't be assed to dig deeper right now, but there's more. You can still stop this by simply not posting anymore.
I'm so confused.
Medfags, whats the possibility of multiple personalities.
At this point, I can't think of anything else that can explain this
So all those "hacked" posts of personal stuff from iCloud came from the same device in Kelowna.
If it's not her then she's in a share home it could be some flatmate whose sick of her drama who knows her iCloud password?
She sure is. Claiming that the psych hospital she was in is for the worst of the worst because she's so special, insane ramblings about god, and this weird mish-mash of praising herself up as the most inspiring precious brave fighter to ever have lived and then bringing up her abortion and miscarriage and other shit to make her seem especially crazy and edgy and interesting.
It looks like she will pretty much say or do whatever it takes to get some dregs of attention, even if it is from us gossipy fishwives.
Alright, let's look at some possiblilties.
First, >>372872 plus all the other posts from the same IP really belong to Kelly's twin.
Secondly, a "friend", the one with the "hacked" images, and from her city and has been chronically posting in this thread.
Thirdly, Kelly "hacked" and leaked all of her own info, made a ruckus on fb about it to stir the pot some more; and has in this thread both ridiculed and whiteknighted herself.
A thing all these options have in common is that no matter who is posting they are not pro-Kelly. Rather, this person seems to have an interest in "stoking the fire" - posting info almost near instantaneously and redirecting the thread to possible older milk as well. And honestly, at this point, I'm pretty sure who it is.
House sharing and group home are way different, anon. Group homes are for people with serious disabilities like Down's Syndrome, autism, or people who require care that others can't give like people with dementia.
House sharing is just a bunch of people living together so I wonder if it's the latter or former.
The possibility of DID is certainly there. It usually develops a defense to severe trauma/abuse. Especially when that trauma/abuse began in childhood. It is still considered relatively rare, but DID Tumblrinas will tell you otherwise.
Sage for licensed mh professional (but not a Dr) fagging.
It usually develops as a defense to trauma/abuse*
* is what I meant. Stupid fat fingers here.
I think DID is reaching way too far. This is really just run of the mill pot stirring with Kelly pretending to be multiple people in order to play the victim of "bullying" on Facebook.
There's zero reason to think she has an exceptionally rare mental illness like DID
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She said she was given a different last name from birth and always had a different one from her twin, Gina Petravich. This picture she posted on Facebook though has her under Petravich in school.
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Dr. Anon, phd in Internet Medicine and Psychology from /cow/ university here.
Allow me to explain Kelly's situation with this simple image.
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Yes this is torture. Calling a sack of shit a sack of shit is exactly the same as waterboarding.
namecalling is basically a felony right?
Did you NOT see the part where Farmhands basically proved Kelly is self-posting?? Sweet jesus, you're dense. I mean you're probably Kelly, but it's too late to pull the "you're all a bunch of meanies" card here.
Sage for no contribution.
Hot damn, I'm loving this thread again! Wow, Kelly has really bought her ticket on the Crazy Train. I'm so glad to know that Kelly self-posted all of that "hacker" nonsense. I was worried for a sec. Kelly, you are now outed. Please respond to the craycray.
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The latest on her Instagram
See > https://lolcow.farm/kellyposts.html
Then repeat the phrase "I am a shite white knight" ad infinitum.
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Well… Her last self-post was on Aug 15th and she only got banned on the 16th. Will she try again from another device?
Meh, that's not unusual. Plus it's better to have the newer ones anyways, they have more security features on the paper, and they're made with longer-lasting material. The stuff those old blue ones are made out of is bullshit.
Sage for useless info
Most providers now have dynamic addresses, clear cache/history sweep privacy and switch wifi on and off again and you're back in. Unless epic admins have had to painstakingly remove her static address [she] could easily ban evade I think??
Saged for being technophobic and possibly embarrassingly wrong.
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I guess her school messed up because Kelly doesn't lie right?
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We can't just keep forgetting that this is the kelly annndddd Chompurrrs show.
Inb4 Kelly claims Kelowna anon stole her phone and posted all those mean comments about her. Christ this is funny and not at all surprising. I want to see all the posts she made from her other device, but I understand that Admin has a life and can't spend all day on lolcow the way Kelly can. >>373347>>373353
That'd be because she legally changed her name from Petrovich to Ronahan in 2010. Interesting fact btw - her mom legally changed her last name to Ronahan in 1983. Obviously it would be against the rules to post what her original last name was, but it wasn't Ronahan.
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I see Kelly has found a new device to post from top kek
Sage for no contribution really just amazement at her need for attention
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Insinuating her Facebook accounts have been hacked or someone has attempted to hack them
Thank you Admin-sama. When you have time please do a full reveal. I am very interested in learning the rest of the details and I know I am not alone in having both personal and professional curiosity about this.>>373606
No, pretty sure they meant it is easy to generate one of those 'someone may have logged into your account' messages. They do that every time you login on a new device. In other words she is full of shit yet again.
Nobody hacked her. It's been her selfposting the entire time.
She also gobbles up even the shittiest most obvious bait because she's a little bit touched and feels important when being discussed by a handful of strangers.
Her accounts being hacked was only ever kelleys piss-poor attempt at damage control and covering up her 900+ self posts.
No, "dum dum". When I had my name legally changed, they issued me a new birth certificate.
You should ask your mom who Ms. Fro*
*ge was, then.
Not only that, but she keeps purposely going to farmcow.lol which you can see in many of the screenshots and then claiming "It can't be me, see? Everything is backwards!" Like, really Kelly? You might be a fucking idiot but we aren't.
Sage for pointing out sheer stupidity.
Oooh-kay, I think I get it. Hello, Justine. Games are fun, aren't they?
Exactly!! Long story short, my mom gave me her maiden name at birth and had it legally changed to my father's name when I was around 7. Got a new birth certificate and social security card to reflect my new, legal name.
The fact that Kelly chose two different documents to prove she and her sister are twins AND were born with different last names wasn't at all convincing to me. That and, I don't know if the Canada is like the US in that aspect, but say it is - she can show that crap all day and it just doesn't prove a damn thing.
Sage for somewhat blogging.
>No, pretty sure they meant it is easy to generate one of those 'someone may have logged into your account' messages. They do that every time you login on a new device.
Kelly wiped her device history from her Google account and can now self-post until she's banned yet again, dynamic ip's r cool.
Just(in)e y'all are too smart for this board, do you have any food allergens? I hear kiwi's are a good source of iron(y)….
I bet right now the poor lady wishes she could remove Kelly as her sister IRL.
Let's not bring her ino this. She has nothing to do with her little sister's theatrics.
Hang on, So S* is op's (M
**'s) mother and kelly is op's sister?? Meaning that the op is a direct sibling to kelly and is posting here?? To what end??
Saged for confusion over intent and relevance.
So it unlikely that it's m^^^^^?
Curious and curiouser. Her fb IS private but she needs to lock down the rest of her social media, either kelly has upped her game or somebody's a trollin'… I'm not interested in doxxing relatives but there's undoubtedly somebody out there who is… I'm looking atchu kels… jealousy isn't pretty now is it?
If this thread is autosaging is it possible for a kind anon with more time and better computer skills to please cteate a new kelly thread? I thank you.
Sorry, I should have worded post better, I meant kelly's half-sister's fb & social media uploads.
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to drop pics/sources of family members but the likelihood that kelly's sister posted here is almost zero.
Saged for being cowardly anon.
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>I am so sorry you are so dumb
Says the 34 year old woman pretending to be sick and pretending to be other people and leaving info in their pictures that's identical to kelly's selfposts.
>And I guess we are ok with posti pics of others now.?
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A: Reverse image search shows the sauce for that.
B: Even swirlman could censor pictures better than you.
It's her number one fan, Jesus. He's posting from her IP to protect his bestest sickest follower.
Does anyone know what group home she lives in?
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my reaction to reading through this thread…
bloody hell youre like the fucking undead you just keep resurrecting yourself
take what little is left of your dignity and GO
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just tryin to stay on top of the self sabotage.
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Poor Kelly. Her sister doesn't even care about her at all.
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yep it is confirmed. I even was watched in the bathroom and while I sleep. #itsafact Understandable from a Dr perspective. So just another thing to be ruled out! It's how you get a diagnosis. They don't just see anemia and decide there is nothing to medically investigate. so there is no suspicion!
Organ failure due to a concealed blood loss is quite nice, I'd choose this again over a more macabre suicide. Fuck off kelly. You have a life and you're pissing on every terminal patients grave with this shit. Jack Black will find you eventually, he finds us all. I'm past caring wether it trollz or Munchies at this point. She'll just be another statistic soon enough, a forgotten insta account,not even a vague memory within a decade of death.
final sage for idiotic attention seeking death rage.
I think this is a great idea. And then my little outburst wouldn't look so ridiculous, haha.
Also forgot to sage that post (<374991).
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See? Look at all the "oh nos" and "awws" and "sorrys" you're getting, Kelly. Because you have all of these people believing someone hacked you. When are you going to apologize to them, and let them know you posted all that shit yourself?
Funny how one of your friends admitted to coming here on Wednesday, when you were caught self-posting on Tuesday. She recommends you file a police report. She's either just as dense as you are, or she's trying to call your bluff. Hope for her sake it's the latter.
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Stop with the ridiculous self posting! Wouldn't it would be great if your little cult knew that half the posts on here are from you? Think it's about time somebody (Who has access to your Facebook or Instagram) spammed your thread with proof that the only bullying going on is through the posts that you put up! (I'm sure she'll try to erase it but if it's constant somebody is bound to see it and realize that you cause your own drama!) Most of the people who were originally on this thread, haven't been around or posted in quite a while and you just cannot stand the lack of attention! Hell, even your followers and friends are sick of your obsession with this site, and the whining that you constantly do about it!
You walk past the scene of a horrific car crash. You see one of the victims decapitated, with several steel beams sticking out of his chest. You say, "holy crap, that guy is totally dead".
Do you have to be that guy's doctor to know that people whose head is missing generally don't tend to be alive anymore? That people who have steel beams sticking out of where their heart normally is are usually dead?
Of course you don't. These injuries are incompatible with life, and it is absolutely medically trivial that there can be only one outcome of decaptiation. Hell, you don't even need to be a doctor.
To a non-medical observer, the idea of a mysterious blood loss might seem like a common occurrence, or like the stuff that happens on House, or like one of the unknown mysteries of the human body. When in reality, anaemia due to its importance is fairly well understood,
Based on that understanding, a first year resident would be able to tell you that what's happening is far from mysterious,
It's not haemolytic anaemia because we do not see the clear evidence of haemolysis and the much higher CRP than Kelly's pathetic 21. It's not aplastic because the bone marrow aspirate would have shown evidence of one of the known aplastic patterns. She is not bleeding into her guts, her stomach or her skin. If she had a clotting disorder, she would look black and blue before losing this level of blood - I once had severe thrombocytopaenia and I had skin bruises long before I lost blood internally. She lacks the typical petechiae and other signs of a clotting disorder as well. After four years, there is still no answer as to where the blood is going. With all due respect, this isn't TV, there are no magical mystery anaemias that she could have that we would only know if we were Kelly's doctors - if she did have one of the rare and complex anaemias, she'd be at a national level competence centre or one would be involved from a distance.
In addition, she has been receiving vast amounts of blood without requiring iron chelation therapy with deferasirox or deferoxamine, meaning that the iron is leaving her body in some other way. Iron is not excreted normally, and high iron levels (haemochromatosis) can tan the skin and eventually become fatal. Needless to say the idea that she loses it through menstrual bleeding or otherwise through her uterus is nonsense. We are talking profound blood loss here, about a quarter of the total circulating volume every two weeks. That volume of blood loss would be, to say the least, conspicuous.
I know you prefer the idea that she has something rare and weird going on with her and that we are all wrong. It makes you feel safe. I know you're hoping she's not bleeding herself, and you prefer to think that her doctors somehow know that she's actually got something physically wrong with her. The fact is, they aren't, and quite probably the only reason this charade has gone on for four years is not Kelly's legitimate need for blood, it's her mental instability and the need to take it easy with her lest her life is endangered.
Look at the facts dispassionately, and ask yourself: if this were anyone else, would you be able to escape the conclusion that she is bleeding herself?
Kelly just stop…and don't pull the stupid "this isn't Kelly" bullshite
Saged for I don't even know anymore except she pisses me off
Fuck! off! Kelly! Also! Your! Exclamation mark! Use! Is! Superfluous! And! Highly! Annoying!
As an aside, I frankly couldn't care less about your ~heavy uterine bleeding~, what Im more interested in is why you felt the need to post theoretically highly personal documents (if they werent faked, that is) on here and then pretend to be hacked. Or indeed, as proven by admin, the many many random posts 'sockpuppeting' various different personas on this thread. Like… what gives Kel? Thats super fucking weird dude.
sage for addressing the cow and just generally being perplexed by this whole thing
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Kek, this got me thinking of how she types, so I made a bingo card for us to readily identify her (as if that was hard to do in the first place).
Here you go folks.
I hope Kelly has filed a false police report and J*n
l** keeps pestering them until they finally charge Kelly for wasting their time.
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Kelly's latest post is about a kid she speaks of sometimes that volunteers for the Canadian Blood Services. She has interacted with him quite a bit. Imagine how this kid will feel when it comes to light that Kelly has been lying so much, bleeding herself, and posting things about herself and others on this forum. Poor kid won't ever be able to trust again. Way to go kelly.
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you are wrong!!! #fail But feel free to hate me too! smh fucking loser has enough time to make a shit ass bingo game??? and, once, again, I am the "weirdo" who posts her personal docs….. And I dont plan on stopping! And its fucking hilarious that you take this shit out on her!(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Sure, notKelly, you totally talk like a farmer and you're totally a top-notch hacker for posting all of these 'documents'.
God, you'd think lurking that much she would have picked some slang, but nope, it's still that good old stale memeing Kelly.
I know right?!
In order to 'hack the cloud' you need pretty advanced hacking skills - something not found in someone who
1. Is stupid to the point of being semi-illiterate and seems to have a standard stock of about 20-30 phrases and insults.
2. Is totally unfamiliar with the language of message/imageboards.
3. Has still not provided a legitimate explanation for why they, as the source of the pictures and 'hacked' documents, are also the source of multiple other random posts/sockpuppets.
4. Somehow expects us to believe that they are smart enough to hack the cloud but dumb enough to get caught by our very own admin-sama for using the same device. Newsflash Kelly- if you were a fantastically adept hacker YOU WOULD ALREADY HAVE FORESEEN THAT AND TAKEN PREVENTATIVE MEASURES.
sage for aggressive eyerolling
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Hi everyone! I considered deleting all of Kelly's future posts, but I would like to hear your opinions first! >>375574
Please see pic attached! Thank you!
'Very heavy uterine bleeding'? How interesting. A cursory search of PubMed found about a handful of people whose uterine bleeding was on the order of magnitude (mind you, ALL much less absolute!) as Kelly's. One of them developed hemochromatosis from the transfusions and died (old article, presumably before deferoxamine was common), and all of them were found to have a clotting disorder (one factoropathy, two lupus anticoagulant, the rest had autoimmune thrombocytopenia).
Look, I get it. You're not in the medical field, and so this all sounds very plausible to you - real doctors in real labcoats said it! Mystery closed! Kelly said so! Except, you know, to those in the field, this explanation is just as crap as the 'you're not her doctor!' one. Both are hopeless wannabe excuses.
Here's for some reality: Kelly is losing a constant amount of blood with no inter-month variation, which is uncommon in uterine bleeding, which is usually linked to the menstrual cycle. She does not hold on to iron. She loses an extreme amount of blood, too much to be able to be lost without having a small puddle under yourself on a constant basis. And most importantly, uterine bleeding is not an explanation, it's at best a specification of the issue. Why is her uterus bleeding this much, a volume that has not anywhere been seen in the literature with fibroids except where there was an autoimmune antiplatelet effect or where there was a concomitant clotting disorder. And if it really is uterine bleeding, why was something so trivial not discovered earlier? If this is indeed the cause, why was she not put on tranexamic acid, which has a long history and great effect on women with heavy menstrual flow?
I get it - Kelly told you (I assume you're not pathetic enough to be Kelly!) that real doctors rather than some lolcow crazies have told her that it's her uterus, and the mystery is over, surely the real doctors know best, blah blah. And frankly, it might sound believable if you don't know much about how modern medicine works, but to those who live and breathe this field 24/7, this sounds like absolute bullshit, and the more desperately you repeat the dumb excuse about Kelly's doctors having diagnosed her, the worse it sounds.
Admin please just do your magic and label her self posts with "Kelly posted" or something akin to Ember and other's self-posts. >>375509
I'll add "Lawl" to that bingo (>>375639, Hi Kelly).
Have you seen this: https://lolcow.farm/kellyposts.html
Kelly posted those herself. Kelly posted all of them. You should be praying for Kelly.
I'd like to see the posts signed:
~Kelly Ronahan, Kelowna BC
kelly is sensing her end is near. this is great.>>375721
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Oh my gosh u guise. Kelly is so emaciated from her anorexia that the bumps on her spine are showing.
This is really funny to watch considering it all gets deleted and logged. This thread was starting to die off, and every time it does, you self post on here. Give it up Kelly. Get a job, a hobby, a life, just like you tell us to do. I hadn't been on this thread in weeks, and I come back to see admin post all of the self posting you've been doing, and it is honestly crazy. You accuse us of being obsessed with you, but why are you doing this? Why are you self posting? Why do you hate yourself this badly? Just go talk it out with your psychiatrist. >>375732
I just ended up reporting them. They're ban-evading though so it'll just keep repeating. It's pathetic honestly.
For any of her friends and family that need support, find it in each other. This may be of little comfort, but know that Kelly is not the only one who has done this. I've found an article where another fraud explains her motivation behind her actions. It might help the healing process if you're able to visualize and understand how Kelly was thinking when she made up these stories.https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2011/feb/26/faking-illness-online-munchausen
Stay strong and stay safe.
And with that, I'm cranking the 'people I know of whose emotional lives were shattered when Kelly turned out to be a fucking fraud' counter up to 14, or if you include myself, 15.
I'm sorry for you, Kelly Friend Anon. :/ been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
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Read top comment and bottom comment. Wish I could tell that girl how fucking fake Kelly is.
Oddly, I am a 'friend'. Oh, the things I shared with you… and the ones you shared with me, which I am not going to echo to this board as they were not public. But let's just say I know quite a bit about you. And you'll never guess who I am. That's the funniest part. You've wronged so many people, you could sit there for hours and wonder "shit, who could she be?"
So yeah, lame excuse for how you are 'doing'. Almost as pathetic as that fake "I think she's killing herself by refusing blood… I'm gonna check on this in two weeks lol" letter from your psychiatrist.
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Annnnnnnd… that's not me. Keep blocking random people, maybe someday you'll find out that people much closer to home than you think are on to you and your little lies.
We know, Kelly. And we have seen all the vile stuff you posted here, pretending to be the victim when you yourself stoked the fires here. We know.
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You still haven't figured out who I am. You probably won't. I've wasted entirely too much time and money on you, Kelly.
Please. Like anybody gives a shit about that. I get it, you want to blame everything on others, but this is all on you, girl.
And more and more people are on to your little lies - about the blood, about your past, about the reason you're doing all this, eh?
You know, the one person in all of this I really pity is that kid Maddux. I'm thinking we oughta give his parents a heads-up so that they can be prepared for the time they will have to explain all of this to him. Poor kid, he'll be crushed.
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This is incredible what is happening here!
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im settling in for my nightly kelly meltdown too. its ugly, but pretty amusing
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This might even be a better episode than tonight's Game of Thrones.
Y'all are making me want popcorn.
Sage for hungry
Madge is not
the only one who helped you financially, oh my god Kelly. Smh!!
Fuck off about Kaylee. She's not here.
maune I'm still not Kelly! example of fonavial help..
Kelly wants to know
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All Kelly's posts being marked would be so goddamn good. This level of crazy and self obsession mixed together is really fun to watch.
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You literally can't.
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How do you know that Kelly wants to know if you're Not Kelly?
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Nobody has called themselves a genius, but it definitely doesn't take a genius to recognize your autistic posts when we see them. >>376244>>376276>>376305
Stop with the fucking cancer inducing posts, jesus christ. This isn't your 40 year old Facebook page. There's enough retard in this thread thanks to Kelly's endless self posts to begin with.
Feel free to fool yourself, then. It's your right.
Kelly let you see what she wanted you to see. You know from her psych history (come on, complex PTSD is just a nicety to avoid saying BPD!) that she can be manipulative and deceptive. You've been shown a facade, and because you think that facade is more in line with how you think, you have convinced tourself that you know the real deal. In reality, you have been given a carefully designed trickle of information Kelly wanted you to have, guiding you to your conclusions.l
And you fell for it. As did I, in the beginning.
Start seeing, please. You know you cannot avoid the pain of realising you have been duped. You cannot avoid it, just postpone it, but it will only be more painful.
Go pretend this isn't your beloved Kelly, and tell me what you see.
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you forgot yo do your reading
1Paul, an apostle of Christ Jesus by the will of God,
To God’s holy people in Ephesus,a the faithful in Christ Jesus:
2Grace and peace to you from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.
Praise for Spiritual Blessings in Christ
3Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us in the heavenly realms with every spiritual blessing in Christ. 4For he chose us in him before the creation of the world to be holy and blameless in his sight. In love 5heb predestined us for adoption to sonshipc through Jesus Christ, in accordance with his pleasure and will— 6to the praise of his glorious grace, which he has freely given us in the One he loves. 7In him we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, in accordance with the riches of God’s grace 8that he lavished on us. With all wisdom and understanding, 9hed made known to us the mystery of his will according to his good pleasure, which he purposed in Christ, 10(May the Lord be with you)
Like anyone believed that somebody 'hacked into her cloud! omg you guys please stop!!!'
Anyways, thanks for show. It was an all right ride. 4/10
Shit, dude. Decorate your wheelchair all you want. Awesome that you've opened your eyes a bit, though. The whole community is full of Kelly's. I, too, was part of the "spoonie" community until I realized that it was stopping me from growing as a person. Once I stopped focusing on my symptoms so much, they didn't affect my life as severely.
I hope when Kelly reads posts like this, she's capable of understanding the kind of emotional pain she's put people through. Honestly, I don't know…
what's it like to be so mean? I'll keep asking for a really good reason you think I duped anyone? Not just that you're mean and need to trash others to feel good about yourself. a real reason. I also maintain that I'm not a fake. I will also remind you that everyone but you knows it. So please let me know what "prove" to you I'm a fake
I understand karis did a bpd class, and like little kids at school you want to practice your new word. And dissociative blood letting?? really???? Do carry on being ass holes because you've made unresolvable mistakes in your life. Kaylee… your poor kid…. so young and yet so exposed to the unstable life that is yours.
It's hilarious how wrong you are as to how I know you. Told you it's not where you'd think.
Also, compared to the wounded Kelly who cries to all and sundry on her Instagram about how hurt you are by all the nasty people here, you're showing your real face here: supercilious, vindictive and oh so dumb. That's what always disturbed me about you: how below the sunny attitude, you always had a vain, self-obsessed little narcissist who thought herself several points of IQ above what she indeed was. You talk about unstable lives but yours is a trainwreck, and you're trying to turn it into something else, something therapeutically redeemed by way of your heroic struggle with your 'illness'. Too bad all you have wrong with you is in your psyche.
So lash out, Kelly. You have lied and deceived and hurt people. Some have contacted me with their stories and wow, I've never thought you would be capable of the thints you did. So many have opened their hearts to you, and you rewarded it by lying and by creating these fake health crises, hoping that it will keep them in your life. The three fans you still have will stick with you forever… but the rest of us has seen the light. You know the truth. Unburden yourself.
Three damn letters for you, Kelly.
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The language and sentence structures of this post (>>376532) are quite similar to Kelly's so-called psychiatric note. The one she fully believes has absolved her of the bloodletting theory (it hasn't, Kelly).
And what do you know. She's discovered who her bully is and conveniently turned off her comments so people can't call her out on her lies.
Kelly, you are a disgusting person. To purposely adopt a lifestyle of hardships and glamorise the struggles of legitimately sick people, all for the sake of virality and feeding your own overblown ego, is truly enraging. Fuck yourself.
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god bless this mess.
Now excuse me while I ride the ogopogo all the way to Peachland.
Of course Kelly had to be front-and-centre in this shit.
How does it surprise her at all that the people who lived with her are sick of her histronics? Just look at this photo. It's all about Kelly, as usual. Each of these people has their own story, but none of them are as harrowing or as interesting as Kelly's story.
What the fuck, Kelly.
thanks to her spergy contributions to this thread and some other places, people are starting to become aware to the fact that she might actually be absolutely full of herself. she created an image and a story that got too big and insane that was too wild even for her addled mind to keep up with that now her munchie empire is crashing down on her.
its a hot garbage fire and she knows it.
Wait, Kelly was in South Hills?
I thought she was in Hillside.
How many psych wards have you been in, Kelly?
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Kelly lost 485 followers between July 16th and August 19th.>>376925>you fucks>doesn't share it with her friends and followers>is calling her friends and followers "fucks"
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Don't you mean, >Damn, I thought Kelly deleted more
Oh wait, I get it. You're the hacker, right?
You got any more of Kelly's personal files, Mr. Hacker?
Which of Kelly's primary caregivers sexually abused her?
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Head of the table too!
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For those watching at home. Kelly was caught self posting about herself and other munchies on the forum and posting her personal details pretending to be "hacked". More here https://lolcow.farm/kellyposts.html
It looks like there is 1 or may 2 other posters here as well that know Kelly from their shared time in a halfway house and they're in the middle of a catfight.
We're still waiting to hear any more about the urgent hysterectomy and MS Diagnosis
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How is this a sudden diagnosis and her hysterectomy is "urgent" when she posted these two pics 59 weeks ago on Instagram???
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I guess in the meantime Gina, too, realized that sending Kelly to Dana-Farber would be pointless, she's got nothing wrong with her bone marrow.
What's funny is that Kelly thinks it's only her halfway house staff who are upset with her and posting here. Not the case, Kelly. I'm totally unrelated to Karis House. But you consider me, to this day, a close friend. And guess what, I used to consider you a close friend, too, until I realized that you have been lying and deceiving people with your faked blood disorder.
You know, you could be worthy of love and you could be worthy of support, just for who you are. But no, you just HAD to pretend to be the sickest little spoonie ever. Now you're a star, you're in CBS commercials and you've got your little fan club. Meanwhile your lies keep your life derailing and preclude you from getting the support you need. Good job, Kelly. You traded the concern of the people around you who could have helped you for being an online spoonie star. Why, Kelly? Why did you lie to all of us? Did you know how much it would hurt?
(Also, I get it, you liked your Karis House friends, but to say they're the 'people you consider family' is fucking insulting to the people who cared for you the rest of the time.)
kek you got there eventually
definitely not jealous of your grammar
What's there to be jealous of? You've squandered your youth, your talent as a dancer, and most of your relationships, all so you can play at being the sickest girl on the internet.
I get you have some mental illness. Advice from a dispassionate and non-involved stranger: get further psychiatric help and deal with the black hole of a personality disorder you have, because it sure isn't doing you any favors.
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So, kelly is just going to blatantly lie to her followers then?
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In May of 2015, she is asking how Dystonia gets diagnosed. Now wait for it….
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June of 2016 "What is going on?!" (as if she doesn't know). The whole comments section is filled with oh honey, that's Dystonia. And by the way, Kelly, it's been a "few days" but you still haven't taken it down like you said.
Kelly, perhaps you need to see her more often.
It's funny how you are playing the supercilious, arrogant know-it-all who is so much better than everyone here. You will find that most of the people here have seen behind your facade already - all of them. The sick girl, the grandiose arrogant psychopath, the poor bullied Kelly who has self-posted things to make her look much more bullied…
With every day you carry on with this nonsense, you're sinking deeper and deeper, and the further you go down this road, the less likely it is that you will have a future that doesn't consist of living alone with your cat having alienated everyone around you.
I feel for you.
(Not to blog, but I had a friend pull this kind of stunt on me by pretending she'd had a baby who passed away. She faked pregnancy pics and actually "borrowed" a baby relative for photos. I still don't think she feels any remorse.)
People like Kelly are missing something inside. Empathy? I'm not sure, but it sucks for everyone they encounter.
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Her caption says it all. I think we all know that this is why she does it.
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This is one of my favorites… She starts the day in trauma for an allergic reaction, ends up having abdominal pain while in the trauma room, and gets diagnosed with ulcers. How do we end such a day? Why by eating greasy potato chips because they are PERFECT for ulcers.
>I see a psychiatrist 2x a week! She knows way more about personality disorders.
Really. Does she know that you are posting here, and what you've posted, and how you've posted? If not, why haven't you told her?
As for the rest of your comment, I'll ask again: what is there to be jealous of? You didn't answer that, and haven't answered it in all the various posts you've made.
You know, you say that all the time, that dumb line about how we think or pretend we are smarter than your doctors.
The fact is, as a physician myself, I'm pretty sure your doctors are very smart. I've never doubted their competence. However, I seriously doubt that what filters through via Instagram is at best a fraction of what they said or diagnosed. You're a compulsive liar, a grandiose mythomaniac and a self-obsessed histrionic. You lie about what your doctors tell you, or rather, about what or what your doctors tell you filters down to your modest intellect (I know, I know, I'm sure I must be jealous of how clever you are), and a lot of the time, it sounds so implausible to any physician that we wonder what the hell is going on. You have manipulated your doctors day in, day out to the point that most of them could not even figure out what's wrong with you… and I'm sure that's part of your sick satisfaction. That's your art. The failed ballerina with a mess of a life who will, realistically, never have a career compensates for it by showing to herself how much smarter she is than all those doctors, while at the same time bragging about how her doctors know way more than some moron on lolcow (never mind some here are actual physicians, etc.), which is the spoonie equivalent of 'my dad can beat up your dad'.
By the way, the answer used to be yes. They would have taken photos with you, sick or healthy, at some point. But few of them will take a photo with someone who lied, cheated and deceived her way to vast amounts of a very limited public good, then publicly campaigned a cause that she was harming. If you haven't been very publicly busted, it's because many worry it would adversely affect blood donations, and that would unfairly punish the innocent for your lies.
Will anyone want to take photos with you after your inevitable public busting (eventually, the whole charade will collapse and your whole 'family' will have to bear the burden of your lies… but you go, girl, get those instagram followers!)? I don't know.
You know, it's a pity, because there are people who could, would have loved you at some point, even with your flaws. But not with your lies.
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This thread fucking reeks of Kelly self-posting
>>371104>I'm not Kelly>>377333>Responds to another's question directed at Kelly
Sure you're not. >>377370
I wonder what other professionals who have encountered her have found this thread?
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That stunt you pulled by accusing your entire Karis family resulted in a net loss of 28 followers in one day.
It isn't Karis. I'm telling you. It's the Instagram spoonie community mixing with some salty cosplayers. Or, at least, it was until you self-posted hate and then showed your IRL buddies how "mean" people are to you. Lol self bully? Give it up.
But sure, keep burning those bridges.
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I guess nobody let poor Nicole know that Kelly trash talked her, too.
Shoe on head, holding a sign that says "I posted hateful comments about Kelly on the Internet."
Then I'll believe you.
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I just didn't imagine you ever being a part of such a thread. I didn't put the comment that is there. I'm not Satan. anyways my heart is broken that you believe these things. I know you hate me, but I miss you. and the circle of 5ths
The way it all turned out is horrible. and I get that you got way worse about it than me. You d0my have to accept my apology… But I am saying with my whole heart that I'm sorry
Sweet Dörte. I'm so sorry that Kelly is treating you like this. You don't deserve it. And for the record, I never believed that you "molested" her. There's nothing wrong with being gay, despite what Kelly's church crew might be telling her. I've always liked you.
I'll let you in on a little secret. Kelly doesn't even believe in God. She uses it to manipulate people.
Don't waste your time missing her.
She has officially hijacked this thread. Who are those people? >>377605
I think you're right.
It's like she realised she made the mistake of sending insta-fans back here so she's trying to make it harder for them to scroll all the way back to where her self posts were called out. Not to mention hide the bizarre splurge where she was posting even more personal medical records CLEARLY as herself.
This entire strange multiple person convo she's got going on just reeks of "FUCK why have I directed people back here when it's so blatantly clear I've done this to myself?!"
Apologizes on anonymous>>377703
I'm inclined to believe this because it's Kelly, and faking a molestation story and multiple conversations doesn't seem too far-fetched given this shitstorm of a thread and what has come to light. If that's true (I'm talking in IFs, total speculation), it's beyond fucked up. It's also borderline defamation to accuse someone of a hideous crime like that. That would be beyond BPD, HPD, NPD, even ASPD. Kelly, if you're lying about that, I hope you get some real fucking help. And I hope if your therapist sees this (like you admitted here >>377203
), they have the decency to get you on the road to healing (true healing). For the sake of neutrality, the style of writing between these "people" is completely different than "Kelly's" posts (the ones she evidently responds as herself and the ones admin labelled). The grammar is more cohesive and fluid. The sentence structure itself is more solid, and lacks Kelly's typical writing-style. I want to say it's not Kelly, but I wouldn't be surprised if she used the bingo card that she was raging about earlier in the thread to pretend she's another person, or multiple people (admin could enlighten us I'm sure).
Sage for OT/semi-linguisticsfagging
Sage for samefagging but I'm positive that these posts (see below)>>375574>>375918>>376150>>376197
are directly from Kelly, as she responds to people asking questions to her. I don't know admin's capabilities, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were posted from the same device (eg. android phone that Kelly has). This would be better to be able to determine if it is Kelly repeatedly posting from her device (it'd be hard for her to argue that someone keeps taking her phone to post blasphemous things about her at that point).
(Feel free to add onto this, she deleted a few but I grabbed the ones she responded to as herself)
You're not being cyber bullied. You are not, and have not, been directly contacted. Nobody forces you to be here. There's an open discussion about you, and in particular, whether your use of a very scarc public good is intentionally wasteful. You're not clever, but I'm sure you must have known that you cannot fake a blood disorder forever just by exsanguination. And now your time is up, and the house of cards that was the fictitious life of Kelly Ronahan, the ballerina stuck by a mysterious blood disorder, oh so inspiring, is collapsing.
And the best part is, you could have stopped this long ago. You've been offered to just admit what you've been doing. And you never did.
You need serious help, Kelly. Busting you to KGH & Darrell might not be the best for you, but you keep rejecting all the offers of a soft landing. Imagine never being taken seriously ever again because you endangered a doctor's career by lying to them day in, day out, wasted blood, wasted resources…
You're a selfish, sociopathic monster. And to think all you could have been…